What is the best way to get at your annoying office colleague? A passive-aggressive note, of course! After all, as anybody who's ever read Sun Tzu's The Art of War will know, the best way to deal with somebody stealing your sandwiches or leaving loaves of bread in the toilet (seriously) is to leave them a snarky and anonymous note expressing your displeasure. Problem solved...right? Well, not quite. Sparks turn into flames and notes turn into a war, with these passive-aggressive quotes.

Anyway, if you are looking for a spiteful way to stop the office food thief - here are some passive-aggressive examples for your disposal. Just be careful to find your match in this manner of solving a dispute - otherwise, you might be the one who got passive-aggressive'd.

So, as the famous war-cry goes - liberty or death! Good luck!

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Found This At Work Today

Found This At Work Today

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#3

Walked Past The It Office Door And Noticed A New Sign

Walked Past The It Office Door And Noticed A New Sign

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#4

Those Office Trends, I Don't Get Them

Those Office Trends, I Don't Get Them

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Luna Zen
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

actually posted on our fridge at work

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#6

At Least Your Coworkers Have A Great Sense Of Humour

At Least Your Coworkers Have A Great Sense Of Humour

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#7

The People In My Office Just Couldn't Help Themselves

The People In My Office Just Couldn't Help Themselves

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Pi
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, she/he was basically asking for it!

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#8

Thanks For Understanding

Thanks For Understanding

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#9

Leave The Office For 10 Mins

Leave The Office For 10 Mins

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#10

The Office Philosopher

The Office Philosopher

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#11

An Email Went Out Around The Office About A Lost Pen. This Appeared In The Break Room The Next Day

An Email Went Out Around The Office About A Lost Pen. This Appeared In The Break Room The Next Day

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#13

New Rules For Posting Notices In The Office

New Rules For Posting Notices In The Office

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#14

Apparently Debbie Has A Bit Of Bad Reputation Around The Office Refrigerator

Apparently Debbie Has A Bit Of Bad Reputation Around The Office Refrigerator

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#15

Sacarsm At The Office

Sacarsm At The Office

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#16

I Don't Know Why I Can't Stop Laughing At This

I Don't Know Why I Can't Stop Laughing At This

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Dave Elswood
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think all Daves are pissing themselves at this one ????

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#17

I Believe We Have An Office Thief, Damn

I Believe We Have An Office Thief, Damn

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#18

Housekeeping At My Friend's Office Missed A Dead Cricket. It Has Since Snowballed Into A Full On Memorial

Housekeeping At My Friend's Office Missed A Dead Cricket. It Has Since Snowballed Into A Full On Memorial

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Amy Post
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry for your loss. :( :( lol.

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#19

This Sarcastic Advice In The Office

This Sarcastic Advice In The Office

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maryhadalittlelamb
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

same goes to traffic lights button.. "the more you push, the faster it turns green"

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#21

Possible Troll In The Office?

Possible Troll In The Office?

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#22

Please Do Not Print Large Jobs. Or, By All Means, Please Do!

Please Do Not Print Large Jobs. Or, By All Means, Please Do!

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Petter Forsberg
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Steve's smug mug really completes this picture. Lol.

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#24

My Office Refuses To Take Down This Non Operating Antiquated Piece Of Equipment , So I Did The Only Logical Thing

My Office Refuses To Take Down This Non Operating Antiquated Piece Of Equipment , So I Did The Only Logical Thing

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#25

That's What Jesus Said

That's What Jesus Said

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Over Opinionated
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The picture is of buddy Christ from Jay and silent Bobs dogma that's awesome

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#26

This Is What Happens When People Submit Passive-Aggressive Office Memos Where I Work

This Is What Happens When People Submit Passive-Aggressive Office Memos Where I Work

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#27

The First Thing I Noticed About My Dad's Office

The First Thing I Noticed About My Dad's Office

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Lou Wow
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How does this work if they walk away with the pin then?

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#29

Note About The Middle Aged Man Named Brian

Note About The Middle Aged Man Named Brian

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Tinay Bautista
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think this is an office note...but still funny...

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#30

Walked Into The Office Kitchen To Find This

Walked Into The Office Kitchen To Find This

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#31

Microwave At The Office Is Out Of Order & I Work With Artists/Comedians

Microwave At The Office Is Out Of Order & I Work With Artists/Comedians

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#32

This Hair

This Hair

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Jim C
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn! I knew I left that somewhere.

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#33

I Work At A Cut-Throat Office

I Work At A Cut-Throat Office

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#34

When You Leave A Note In An Office Full Of Editors

When You Leave A Note In An Office Full Of Editors

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Debbie
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hi I'm Debbie, famous work-fridge-food tester (see other posts here). I volunteer to help clear the beeping microwaves of clearly abandoned food.

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#35

Coffee Fight

Coffee Fight

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Jon Lisle-Summers
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Starbucks know a thing or two about running a successful budiness. But making good coffee is not one of them. Or paying their staff properly.

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#38

"Please Eat Me! I´m Delicious"

"Please Eat Me! I´m Delicious"

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.gas.
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also probably not good to publicly threaten your co-workers' lives. :-/

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#39

Three Of My Professors Share An Office. This Was Just Put Up On Their Door

Three Of My Professors Share An Office. This Was Just Put Up On Their Door

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Thalassa
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Raju Panta means violent collar in Finnish, I can't stop laughing...

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#40

My Husband Just Sent Me This Saying The Office Is A Minefield

My Husband Just Sent Me This Saying The Office Is A Minefield

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SuperGluglu Aroulette
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too bad nobody thought to write "hold the door" next to this note..

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#41

As A Worker In An It Office, It Is Sad This Had To Be Done

As A Worker In An It Office, It Is Sad This Had To Be Done

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#42

A Touching Gesture From My Company After 9 Years Of Employment Came To An End

A Touching Gesture From My Company After 9 Years Of Employment Came To An End

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#43

Someone In The Office Is A Fan Of Archer

Someone In The Office Is A Fan Of Archer

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Debbie
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I volunteer to eat them :) Yes.. it's me again.. Debbie :)

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#44

Not The Kittens, Please

Not The Kittens, Please

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#45

Got A New Job Last Week. This Is The Leaving Cake I Made For The Office On My Last Day

Got A New Job Last Week. This Is The Leaving Cake I Made For The Office On My Last Day

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#46

As Office It, My Response To Google Cloud Print Complains

As Office It, My Response To Google Cloud Print Complains

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#47

The Latest Office Baby Announcement Just Got Awkward

The Latest Office Baby Announcement Just Got Awkward

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Ivan Pirsic
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And given the color scheme, this exchange took place between the riddler and the joker... I can even hear it in Mr Hamills' voice.

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#48

Found This On The Fridge At Work. I'm Pretty Concerned For A Fellow Coworker

Found This On The Fridge At Work. I'm Pretty Concerned For A Fellow Coworker

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#49

Ice From Home

Ice From Home

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#50

In My Office, About 100 People Share One Communal Fridge. One Person Has Been Bringing A Gallon Of Milk For Months And Completely Ignoring How Much Room It Takes Up

In My Office, About 100 People Share One Communal Fridge. One Person Has Been Bringing A Gallon Of Milk For Months And Completely Ignoring How Much Room It Takes Up

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Jess Hodges
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe get another fridge!? What kind of stingy employer do you work for!

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