40 Funny Posts About Santa From Parents Who Are Just Trying To Survive Christmas

ahh the poor innocent minds

Love this one!

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I shop and wrap so far in advance even I am amazed at what Santa brought!

I get that some husbands are like this, but gift giving is just one of my love languages so I lean into Christmas pretty hard. I couldn't imagine just forgetting about Christmas randomly.

I asked my sister to give me kitten toys for Christmas. 👍 (Although the adult cats would like to inform everyone that the kitten is on the NAUGHTIEST NAUGHTY LIST.)

Some things just can't be real !

I am bitter about many things my parents did. Letting me have Santa is absolutely not one of them. I loved that magic and am so glad I got to have it. And my parents were super honest about most things. Too honest. And jerks. Honesty isn't what builds the trust. It love and knowing that parent has you genuine best interest at heart. A super honest parent who's just involved in their own drama- not trustworthy. A parent who lets a child believe in Santa and loves them and takes care of them- totally trustworthy.

8YO can be replaced.

And the credit lol

Cuz Santa loves you (just like your parents but I aint saying nothing)

I wonder if her friend is the one that wants to keep the fire burning when Santa comes?

Prioririties. The child knows.

I would say "Nearly Christmas, you can tell because the reindeer get extra sleep before they get really busy"

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B***s would have done to Santa what M**k did to Tesla.

Don't worry I'm sure "Santa" would love to get herself something nice too 🙂

He has the money to do it.

These are hard times for everyone.

*gasp* How evil!

Lol good luck with that!

Last night, my sister told my 5 year old nephew that "The fat guy in red is coming with presents for him soon" and he looked at me and asked if I had red clothes and i said without thinking "I have a red T-shirt" His eyes went wide and he looked at my sister and said "MOM! HE'S SANTA!" I don't know how to take that

Nah. Didn't happen. And if it did, parents need to stop having adult conversations in front of him.

when i was a toddler i was deathly afraid of the chuck e cheeses animatronics (but for some reason I watched random a*s youtubers play fnaf when I was like 4) and the people in the easter bunny suits.

Kid: "AAAAAAaaaaggghhhh! AAAAAAaaaaggghhhh!" Mom: "But he will have a big black sack!" Kid: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" *Runs away to bedroom and slams door and the sound of things being piled up behind it can be heard*

He's had elves working in his R&D division for centuries now. He's using drone technology way ahead of our current level of technology so are completely silent, undetectable by modern tracking, and can cloak. He flies around in the sleigh like people ride their bikes or motorcycles or horses... for fun. Edit: And as a diversion to throw people off the drones.

F**k off! Another parent desperately trying to copy that James Breakwell bullshitter! Why? Why do they do this?

It is also the best way to make sure your kids don't go snooping: Just leave it all in the taped-shut amazon box.

No he doesn't. He won't come unless the kids are asleep

Oooh I'm stealing this one!

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Been there, done that...

Didn't say what size of motorcycle, so any toy one will do.

I had my daughter ask me this when she was little. I told her "Santa is created from the minds and beliefs of the children from around the world and he takes the form that kids will trust and love and that's why he is a jolly fat guy in red because that's what the first kids wanted him to look like on the first Christmas day and it has been passed down ever since"

I really can't stand elf on a shelf. It's a terrible way to teach your children to conform. You're basically abrogationg your responsibility as a parent to a fictional being, and this can affect a child's mental health. If a parent doesn't have strategies to help their children learn then they should take parenting courses. Christmas is about joy, not about punishment.

& THAT'S how it's done folks!

I never talk on the phone either. That's why I act like I'm texting Santa.

Big guy in red? I can see the reason you slipped up

Prolly something she heard you or someone else saying. :) I still remember an ad for my country’s current electoral system which was voted on when I was like 9. The ad taught me that a politician was a person who talked a lot of nonsense that no one could understand.

Then it's time to make the toys!

Why is this so accurate. Mostly dec 20th lol

We had a family member who had "Repo Santa". If the child was bad, Santa could take an item back. It was evil and slightly brilliant.

Reply... Sorry but Santa can't do that as iPhones are copyrighted by apple. Santa isn't even allowed to fix them

Why didn’t you spend that on you child ?

Great mamma for keeping the magic alive for him for so long

your 5yo did not say that

The lowest package at our mall was 45!!! What the actual F! Sorry kids, you gotta yell your list at him from here.

I would LOVE a pet squirrel. But we have none in our country.

Dewlaps. Your kid wants a flap of skin that he can inflate to look intimidating. Assuming he wants a reptile one

Easy! Get a large cat shaped jelly mould and make a strawberry jelly cat

Oooh I do love a good bit of penmanship. That hand writing is beautiful 😍

Really young first kid eh? Kids are all about loopholes & technicalities & literalism... when it suits them anyway.

That's just sick.

Good lad!

My 6 year old pulled that. When I said she didn't tell me she wanted x,y,x she explained that she didn't need to tell me because she told Santa.

"No need, he carries a magic chimney that he puts on the roof and it creates a fireplace for him to deliver the presents"

Googling it. Santa was born 15 March 270 AD. He became Father Christmas in the 1500s. He picked up the Dutch name Sinterklaas in the middle ages. That became the English name Santa Claus in 1773. His latest suit of clothing was made in 1931. He's not going to be Santa forever, some time in the future he's going to be 圣诞老人 , pronounced Shengdan. He got so bored that he started the tradition of Christmas in July back in the year 1938.

Yeah, I was the four year old who pulled off Santa's beard, and shouted. "You're not Santa! You're a STRANGER!" That stranger danger campaign kind of ruined the photo op for everyone in line. I may also have accidentally kicked Santa in the mouth while he tried to give me back to mum. None of my younger siblings ever got subjected to the "Photo with Santa" experience, for some reason.

Or how about: I don't know what you've heard but it's not true. Anyway...

I always thought Santa in that song was the dad.