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It’s the end of yet another month and you perfectly know what that means — it’s time for some of the wittiest things moms and dads have posted on Twitter. You know, once they could take a break from chasing kids all around the house, witnessing their absurd shenanigans, and nodding through their extremely innovative and well-calculated business ideas.

Well, if there’s one thing we know about parenthood — it’s one hell of a ride. Raising a human being from scratch comes with a fair amount of chaos and plenty of amusing stories to share.

So get ready, because we’re about to take a deep dive into the joys and struggles of bringing up a child. We wrapped up some of the funniest tweets to help you find comfort and let out some genuine laughs, so continue scrolling and upvote your favorites as you go! And if you’re still hungry for more, check out our older posts: February, January, December.

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should ask to see the manager! Demand a refund!

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    Reading through these entertaining posts, it’s easy to say that kids can get creative with making their parents’ lives both challenging and exciting. So it’s perfectly normal that these little balls of sunshine add plenty of hilarious situations into their daily routine.

    “Parenting is such a vast and complicated experience with so many highs and lows, many of which are just farcical when you view them objectively, so there is a lot of scope for humor if you can see the funny side,” Jo Middleton, creator of the parenting and lifestyle blog Slummy Single Mummy and author of Playgroups and Prosecco, told Bored Panda.

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    “Of course, that’s not always easy at the time — imagine you’ve just made dinner and your baby throws up all over it — that might be something that you can only laugh about the next day!”

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    Orange Is Aging
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Henpecked Hal is the funniest liar on Twitter

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    Needless to say, each child is unique, and they often show it by coming up with equally brilliant and humorous ideas all the time. “Children are so wonderfully unselfconscious, they’re happy to just get crazy, use their imaginations and enjoy themselves without fear of judgment. We lose a lot of this as we get older, but kids have that ability to just see the fun in things and let loose,” Jo said.

    “My daughter is 19 now and she still absolutely loves playing tricks on me, often quite physical pranks. A few weeks ago, I was getting ready for bed for example, and didn’t realize she had hidden under my bed until she reached out and grabbed my ankle! I absolutely shrieked but she thought it was hilarious. I love that she’s still this playful even though she’s older now.”

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    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Just get into farting competitions with them!

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine said "Do you know Bikini Kill?" and I was like "This is my beloved child, with whom I am well pleased."

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    While moms and dads are constantly trying to do their best with parenting, sometimes their absurd shenanigans catch them off guard. According to Jo, it’s important for your children not to think you’re laughing at them. “Although they’re normally far less self-conscious than adults, children can be hugely sensitive, and if they think you think they’re being stupid or that they’ve done something wrong, you could very easily cause them to withdraw and become more cautious about having fun.”

    So when kids do take you by surprise, you just have to go with it, as with most aspects of parenting. “Always encourage fun and playfulness and enjoy the moments when they come. Don’t get caught up trying to take photos or videos, just enjoy it,” Jo suggested.

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    Brendan Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prior to having kids, I swore that I'd never feed them junk food, that I wouldn't let them sleep in my bed, and that I'd keep TV time to an absolute minimum. Oh, how naive!

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    Jen Walshaw, founder of the blog Mum In The Madhouse, told Bored Panda parenting is the hardest but most rewarding thing she has ever done. “There is no manual and every child is different, and things that work for one doesn’t for another.”

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    “Parenting is pretty ridiculous, you are trying so hard to raise responsible and happy kids without inflicting them with all your bad habits and your own childhood trauma,” Jen said. “I was a child of the '70s, we played out until the street lights came on and that signaled it was time to go home. Nowadays, we have so many ways of tracking our children and that has added to the pressure rather than reduced it, so we laugh and find things to laugh about.”

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    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💁‍♀️

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    *Displayname*=idk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither can I! This is on recently played songs on Amazon music when I went to check the other day! 🤣😂

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    Monic Krugell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My YouTube account now only suggest Minecraft videos - think we might have the same problem

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My step dad had the same problem with his grandsons

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    Trillian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That‘s why my daughter has her own Spotify on an old phone. I don‘t like sharing my phone and I definitely don‘t like my algorithm messed up by her idea of good music and countless childrens‘ audio books.

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should have heeded that warning! My algorithm now pulls CocoMelon, slime making and Ryan's World videos ...she had my phone for ONE freaking wedding ceremony! LOL...sheesh.

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    Trey Shipp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is making excuses we all know he searched it

    Brendan Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, fart sounds still crack me up.

    Fiery Llama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, blame the kids for your love of fart songs :D

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now have a list of bangers to look up

    Sarah Akins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think I didn't just spend 15 minutes looking up 'Farting in the USA' and 'Farts in my butt'. On my work computer.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely recall some sort of website circa 1999 or 2000 that had a parametric fart sound generator where you could alter parameters such as duration and level of 'wetness' and then give you a downloadable .wav file. The internet archive isn't helping me find evidence of it though.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found it: http://web.archive.org/web/20000407064338/http://createafart.com:80/index.asp unfortunately it doesn't work anymore, but the menus are still there to show you the parameters.

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    Marvin HoG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah farting in the USA is my jam!

    Susan Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the bad thing is I now want to hear those!

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, potty humour is funny no matter you're 6 or 60.

    Pat Ucu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to listen to that Miley Cyrus one :D

    Amreen Godhrawala
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay wait I gotta go hear Farting in the USA.

    Bella shepley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad has the poop song on his spotify

    Stephanie Chapman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to add "Flying Bum" to this list: https://youtu.be/X9J0jpVqbEk

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And at a guess, he's about 7....seems to be the age when this would truly be funny to a boy.

    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a goofy son like that … thank God it was before Twitter ❤️🤣

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is basically all my kids tell alexa to do

    Emma Algar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooh my dh and I play annoying songs and catchy music to mess with the kids all the time. I'm needing new material. guess who's spotify will also be looking like this very shortly.

    Gata Nick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans are obsessed with farts

    Supergummyman17
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poop song is literally on my playlist, lol

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would Google the Miley Cyrus one but I finally got good ads on my feed instead of all those disgusting ones. Now all I hear is about solar for your house (I rent a basement.).

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao this is like my kids YouTube history.

    Loraine MacGinness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not funny to me - why is this so acceptable??

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    Jen told us she believes children are brilliant and think outside of the box because they don’t even know what the box is. “They are not constrained by adult responsibility and often see new innovative ways of doing things. I think that we are so constrained by the idea of conformity and fitting in and for children that is a learned feeling that comes more with age and experience.”

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    Moms and dads often find humor in their children’s actions, as well as their words. “When they were younger, some of the things they did were hilarious. I have found as they got older and developed their own personalities that humor can be a shield that protects them (and me) from sticky situations.”

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    Brendan Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 4yo likes a mixture of two cereals, and, to his horror, I poured the rice crispies on top of the Cheerios. May he, one day, forgive me.

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    Still, she revealed there have been loads of times when her kids have said or done something inappropriate “that I need to tell them off about when all I have wanted to do was laugh at them.” You see, sometimes it’s hard to know whether to laugh or get serious.

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    “I think it really depends on the situation and your needs at the time. I have always tried to be honest and explain that actions have consequences. And yes, that might have been funny at the moment but then gone on to explain why it was wrong.”

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    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! I should have the talk with my baby girl as well

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    Having kids is a huge responsibility, but like with everything in life, you have to find delight in the funny things they say or do. “If you didn’t laugh, you would cry,” Jen added jokingly. Right now, she’s a mom to two teenage boys: “It is the unexpected things that have me smiling, the odd cup of tea and their company.”

    When it comes to parenting, the woman feels that “social media has made the extraordinary feel very ordinary and something everyone can aspire to, and that is very dangerous”. Jen believes it pays for parents to set their expectations low. “That way, your kids will pretty much often put a smile on your face.”

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    Jill Chambers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll never forget watching Brownies having a water fight (I was a leader but not joining in). One filled her welly up then when everyone else had run out of water she took it off and poured it over her rival 🤢

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    Kitty Xander
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, too, have an angry meltdown when my cereal is not made in the most perfect way.

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    Brendan Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids are my alarm clock, and unfortunately there isn't a "snooze" button.

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    LeeAnne B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Yes. I have to pause while everyone rolls their eyes at me.

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    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *in over excited ad voice* Druggy dinos! Make your kids happy, and get some sleep into it too! Makes your kids close their lids! They’ll have happy dinosaur dreams! ROAR! Get your Druggy Dinos today!

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    jimmy koerner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought dominance was established by threatening to take away their legos or no noggin for a month

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    Uber Mensch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's the problem: if you don't want them, why should they? Try the whitewashing-the-fence ploy...

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    GoodWolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do have a "face towel" for exactly that reason.

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    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A french proverb says "La voie du coeur passe par l'estomac" (The way to the heart is through the stomach).

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    Brendan Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 4yo puts his toothbrush in his mouth. But that doesn't necessarily mean he brushes his teeth.

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    Tonya Wallace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a game my dad played with me. He was the food taster, and if it was really good he'd say," ooohhhhh, this is nasty! Do yourself a favor and don't eat it!"" Then I'd know to dig in and grub.

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    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like after loud thud sit perfectly still and make no noise while you listen for the crying to start.... no cries... "Everyone good up there?"

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    VM37
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thet's how our while household (4 adults and 2 children) got covid.

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    Joanne Lawrence
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also having them seemingly blurt out every random thought that enters their mind, leaving you wondering what, if anything, they didn't say leading up to that thought.

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler Alert: Those tissues do NOT last them a lifetime!

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    #61

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    Queen Shay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in my late 30s and my mom still has a clay handprint that we did in elementary school. Moms rock

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    Queen Shay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s usually cheese for me too or sour cream

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    some neko boy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kid police do u have a permit for that

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    #71

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    Anjelika
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question for the possibility of me having kids in the future, are those parenting books worth it?

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking into church one day, holding hands, my then-5yo said, "Daddy, you what's a really rude word? F*ck." I had to agree.

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    Lynne Hammar
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sister & I used to watch intently every time a beverage was being poured into two glasses. God forbid they were not *exactly even* or there'd be holy hell to pay

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    Jill Chambers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be worse. It could be the same story every night.

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    J Ko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not think this is limited to childhood.

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    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Should we roll down the windows and party?” Is how I’m starting every single vehicle trip from now on

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    Joanne Lawrence
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically, if the school assignment requires the parents to do more work than the kids, it should not be a school assignment. How is that not a given, honestly? I'm not the one being graded. All those assignments tell you is which kids have parents who are overachievers.

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    Jasper Cool
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha my kid also didn't like spicy toothpaste at age 4. He called mint gum spicy too.

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    #85

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    PandaGoPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 16 year old has the same thing! Must be contagious.

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    #86

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    Kristof De Smet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll laugh about this later. After your jail time.

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    Jasper Cool
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP my Samsung Galaxy 3 and the home phone.

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    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha I’m 30 and still irrationally scared of the dark so yeah this is me 😂

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    Kristof De Smet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moment you don't hear anything... Start walking.

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    #97

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Minecraft because my kid will actually talk about it and I don't have to care or understand.

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    Courtney Johnston
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why i ask them a question back before i answer. Conversation with my nephew. N: Titi, why do you have blue eyes and daddy has brown eyes? Me: why do you think i have blue eyes? N: i think its cause you live near the ocean. So you're eyes look like the ocean. Me: that's sweet, you know your daddy lived near the ocean before you were born right? N: oh, i guess not for long enough.

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    Lynn Morello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you had to clap and laugh and praise them while trying to discretely back away.

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    B S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why you don't forget the gag when you duct tape them to a chair

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    Ross Warren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter decided that her stuffed animal's birthday is whenever we walk past the bakery and she needs an excuse to get a cake.

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    Kitty Xander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, too, am a colonist, civilian, disciplinarian, believer, director, pedestrian, disciplinarian (again), artist and inventor. All jokes aside though, this kid will ace the spelling quiz!

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    Catarina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And isn't One of your hits :"Leave the dog alone"? I'm a great FAN

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    Jill Pulcifer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true! A few years ago my eldest decided her only goal in life was getting on an Overwatch league, and she was really good. BUT, she decided it the game was lagging by like 2 ms and it was all our fault and her life was now over. It was a fun few days.

    #115

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    Chhapiness Report

    #116

    Parenting Tweets

    dadmann_walking Report

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not really much more reassuring ...

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    #117

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-March

    clhubes Report

    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's not even long enough for a nap (for the adults)

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    #119

    Parenting Tweets

    kevinthedad Report

    Kitty Xander
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do that! I wanted a dog reeeaaallly bad, so I became the dog. I would also force my little sister to be a dog.

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    #120

    Parenting Tweets

    mcdadstuff Report

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when they say "I don't know", they also don't know.

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    #122

    Parenting Tweets

    DevonESawa Report

    #124

    Parenting Tweets

    LoveNLunchmeat Report

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    #125

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-March

    TheCatWhisprer Report

    Ross Warren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same way when my six year old beats me at chess.

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    #126

    Parenting Tweets

    mom_tho Report