Here Are 40 Of The Best Tweets From Parents That Made People Laugh This July

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I've been there! First glasses were bifocals

Of course she told you that. She is also probably 2 months old.

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Optician.. Wtf says eye doctor 😂

This is cute, the child thinks not being together is a punishment for the parent, which means not being with the parent is like a punishment for the kid. That's nice.

Apparently, I punished my parents by “goating a bed!” Somehow I turned my perception of punishment (time out) into withdrawn affection. Guess it says a lot about my childhood that I understood withdrawn affection was a really bad punishment.

I never understood those apps, but "everyone joins in" sounds like the only ok way for me.

I actually think that is a great compromise. I mean that would show him that they are serious about keeping him safe!

Has helped me find my son's PHONE more than once. LOL

At 15? That’s cruel.

Life360?

Tomatoes can be killers, they even made a movie about it.

Sounds like my daughter ... who hates tomatoes (of course the one in the pizza sauce or okay)

it’s good to plan ahead!

I daresay she meant tornados and that she is absolutely right. Perhaps not ridicule the child on social media?

Was there some kind of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes going on?

So, he didn't tell her about the actual bugs that live in your eyelash roots... missed a learning opportunity!

Oh that's just mean

Weird but true, microscopic, not big enough to catch bugs.

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Me if I had a kid:

why is a 6 year old playing fortnite...

My 5 yo beats me at least half of the time at Mario Kart. And I've been driving for 35 years... This kid is going places... fast!

You THINK you are still good at that. Trust me when I say your reflexes and muscle memory have gone down FAST 😂

Goldeneye and NES Mario.. I smoked my kids good.

Complimented a 7-year-old nephew that for once both his shorts and tee shirt were on right. He left the room. He came back later and shorts were on backwards and tee shirt was outside in.

hear, hear

If I had a kid, THAT is what lesson #1 would be.

For Fathers' Day last year my grandson bought my son-in-law a mug. On one side it has 'The Boss'; and on the other side ' When Mum's Not Home'.

My husband deployed for 18 months to the big sand box..I went home to my hometown with my kids because, well why not? My 6 year old was new in school, Daddy gone, Mommy busy with family and much older siblings. The school counselor decided because he was a little guy, who was literally the only child in his school that was an Army kid. He proceeded to ask for a sit down with him, JIC he was struggling. After the social play, he started to talk to him. He asked him some questions about stress, and if he was sleeping and eating good. Then asked him if he thought maybe his Daddy was afraid...My sweet little boy answered, my Daddy is only afraid of my Mom. It's an Army wife thing..

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Alleen de waarheid

Kids know who really rules the roost.

for years now...

Where are your kids gone

“Hi, welcome to imaginary airlines!” “Excuse me” “yes, honey?” “B***H, WHERE ARE THE MISSILES?!”

Flying in the danger zone!

Chemtrail guys ask where is the space to keep hundreds of gallons of chemicals products!

Sorry but tuesday is strawberry day