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Being a parent is hard work. Especially during the pandemic. Luckily, it's also full of good vibes, and one of the main reasons why is simple: comedy.

Kids can easily fill the room with laughter. Whether they're trying or not. They're natural pranksters. Full of limitless creativity. And a bit clumsy. Meaning, they can look, sound, and act funny any day, anywhere.

So let's take a moment to enjoy it. Let's call this post the Bored Panda Child Entertainer Awards 2021. Continue scrolling to cast your votes!

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My Daughter Won Our Town's "Name The Street Sweeper" Contest

My Daughter Won Our Town's "Name The Street Sweeper" Contest

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DUN DUN
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, I could not have come up with such a great name

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    #2

    My Son Asked If He Can Make Himself A Hotdog For A Snack After School. I Said Yes. I Hear Him And His Sister Laughing In The Kitchen, And Walk In To Find This

    My Son Asked If He Can Make Himself A Hotdog For A Snack After School. I Said Yes. I Hear Him And His Sister Laughing In The Kitchen, And Walk In To Find This

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    Such amusing moments can become simply priceless at this time of year.

    Vicki Broadbent, an award-winning filmmaker and blogger at Honest Mum who is also the author of bestselling book MUMBOSS: How to Survive and Thrive At Work and At Home, told Bored Panda in an earlier interview that parents often burn out during the holidays because they place far too much pressure on themselves to create the perfect Christmas and New Year for their kids—which can be unrealistic at best and damaging and draining at worst.

    "While conjuring up a festive family dream is wonderful in theory and comes with good intention, from a place of love, it can become a huge strain for parents both mentally and financially," Broadbent said. "Debt is not just for Christmas, folks, it rolls on all year long, particularly when you overspend. Live within your means and that means on the Big Day too. The anxiety to keep up with the Joneses seems tenfold now that we're bombarded with everyone else's festive prep on our timelines, be it the ever-more-elaborate mischievous set-ups every year of that swine, Elf on the Shelf to virtual Santa visits and, worst of all, mountainous piles of presents in some sort of matching wrapping paper present Olympics by parents with their peers."

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    #3

    When Your Son Loves The New Toy Trucks In Daycare

    When Your Son Loves The New Toy Trucks In Daycare

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    #4

    I Cancelled A Zoom Call Mid-Presentation Because My 9-Year-Old Told Me Water Was Running All Over Her Bathroom Floor

    I Cancelled A Zoom Call Mid-Presentation Because My 9-Year-Old Told Me Water Was Running All Over Her Bathroom Floor

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    Aski Markup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus side, zoom meeting cancelled. I call that a win.

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    Broadbent thinks parents should ignore what they see on social media and remind themselves that children remember the quality time with their parents over the holidays more than anything (ideally, rested and relaxed, not frazzled parents).

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    "Think back to what you recall fondly from your own Christmases past in childhood... I'd put money on you remembering a few key Christmas gifts (me, a Cabbage Patch Kid I still own); decorating the tree, laying out the mince pie and carrot for Santa, and forcing your merry mum to watch Miracle on 34th Street for the millionth time with you."

    #6

    My Son Thought It Would Be Funny To Put His Toy In Front Of The Baby Monitor

    My Son Thought It Would Be Funny To Put His Toy In Front Of The Baby Monitor

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    #7

    Kid Wearing The Wrong Mask In The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time.

    Kid Wearing The Wrong Mask In The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time.

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    #8

    Truly Inspiring

    Truly Inspiring

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    Some holiday traditions depend on kids being on their best behavior. But lengthy services, parties with lots of strangers, and elaborate meals can quickly exhaust them.

    Try to keep those to a minimum and customize festivities for your kids' frustration level; don't schedule one demanding event after another, and make sure to include physical activity and plenty of downtime. As you can see from the pictures, both you and your kids will probably just benefit from allowing them to be, well, kids!

    #9

    Asked My Sister If My Nephew Was Enjoying The Wedding; This Is The Picture She Sent Back

    Asked My Sister If My Nephew Was Enjoying The Wedding; This Is The Picture She Sent Back

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    #10

    My Kid Is So Much Cooler Than I Am

    My Kid Is So Much Cooler Than I Am

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    #11

    My Son, The Thief

    My Son, The Thief

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he really did get a slice of the action

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    #12

    Arr, Son

    Arr, Son

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    #13

    Over And Out

    Over And Out

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our kids are getting walkie talkies for Christmas after my daughter always tried to talk with her brother via the one way baby monitor. Lol I can't wait to see the kids use them.

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    #14

    Apparently My Daughter Is Good At Science

    Apparently My Daughter Is Good At Science

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    #15

    I Am Greatful

    I Am Greatful

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    #16

    "Quack Quack" (Courtesy Of My 7-Year-Old Daughter Who Thought This Was Hilarious And Wanted To Share It With Y'all)

    "Quack Quack" (Courtesy Of My 7-Year-Old Daughter Who Thought This Was Hilarious And Wanted To Share It With Y'all)

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    #17

    Kid: That’s A Risk I’m Willing To Take

    Kid: That’s A Risk I’m Willing To Take

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sacrifice I am willing to make, mommy.

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    #18

    My Little Daughter Had To Draw The Wings And Feet Of The Dragon As Homework

    My Little Daughter Had To Draw The Wings And Feet Of The Dragon As Homework

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the examiner says you have 5 minutes left on the clock...

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    #19

    Just Lost My Foot After A Motorcycle Accident. This Is The Sticker My Son Chose To Decorate My Brace

    Just Lost My Foot After A Motorcycle Accident. This Is The Sticker My Son Chose To Decorate My Brace

    It says "Daddy long legs"

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    #20

    We Were Playing Hide And Seek

    We Were Playing Hide And Seek

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can see are trees, dead grass, a road, cars and some buildings. What are you trying to say?

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    #21

    This Child Collapsed When Santa And His Elves Showed Up

    This Child Collapsed When Santa And His Elves Showed Up

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually both adorable and funny

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    #22

    Playing Hide And Seek With A Toddler Is Always A Thrill

    Playing Hide And Seek With A Toddler Is Always A Thrill

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    #23

    My Daughter Wanted To Paint A “Covid-Inspired” Rock. Wasn’t Expecting That But Loved It

    My Daughter Wanted To Paint A “Covid-Inspired” Rock. Wasn’t Expecting That But Loved It

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    #24

    My Son Decided To Rick Roll The School For Halloween

    My Son Decided To Rick Roll The School For Halloween

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    #25

    My Son Thought This Light Switch Would Control The Lights In The Store

    My Son Thought This Light Switch Would Control The Lights In The Store

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    #26

    My Son Was 6 When He Was Helping Us Move. Each Year This Memory Pops Up And It’s A Family Favourite

    My Son Was 6 When He Was Helping Us Move. Each Year This Memory Pops Up And It’s A Family Favourite

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    Ana Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, is that not how you spell containers? 😂

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    #27

    Father To A 5-Year-Old. Glad I Made The Cut

    Father To A 5-Year-Old. Glad I Made The Cut

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    #28

    My Neighbor's Toddler Was A Little Too Quiet

    My Neighbor's Toddler Was A Little Too Quiet

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    N G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they want to be a caterpillar when they grow up

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    #29

    My Daughter Just Came Around The Corner Wearing A Lavender Face Mask And Scared The Absolute Hell Out Of Me

    My Daughter Just Came Around The Corner Wearing A Lavender Face Mask And Scared The Absolute Hell Out Of Me

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    #30

    Now That The Streets Are Safer To Drive On My Son Is Trying To Cause Accidents In Front Of My House

    Now That The Streets Are Safer To Drive On My Son Is Trying To Cause Accidents In Front Of My House

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    #31

    I Thought I Had Put Socks On My Son This Morning. Turns Out They Were Gloves. My Mother-In-Law Sent Me This

    I Thought I Had Put Socks On My Son This Morning. Turns Out They Were Gloves. My Mother-In-Law Sent Me This

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your child is developing a cloven hoof! XD

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    #32

    My Daughter Thought This Set Of Sherlock Holmes Book Spines Looked Like A Koala Wearing Earrings Playing Maracas

    My Daughter Thought This Set Of Sherlock Holmes Book Spines Looked Like A Koala Wearing Earrings Playing Maracas

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    #33

    My Son Doing What The Sign Says, Haha

    My Son Doing What The Sign Says, Haha

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually quite a well known interpretation of the sign, and if I remember rightly when James May (from Top Gear) met the lady who designed it, he let her correct it with a marker pen, so that you could see the top of the shovel sticking out of the pile of dirt.

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    #34

    I Don't Want To Brag, But My Son Might Be A Math Genius

    I Don't Want To Brag, But My Son Might Be A Math Genius

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    #35

    My Daughter Made Me This Bracelet Today

    My Daughter Made Me This Bracelet Today

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    #36

    My Daughter Has Always Been A "Think Later" Kinda Girl

    My Daughter Has Always Been A "Think Later" Kinda Girl

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    #37

    When I Turned 4, My Mom Gave Me The Decision To Either Be Normal And Go To The Zoo For My Birthday, Or To A Fan Store. Guess What 4-Year-Old Me Wanted?

    When I Turned 4, My Mom Gave Me The Decision To Either Be Normal And Go To The Zoo For My Birthday, Or To A Fan Store. Guess What 4-Year-Old Me Wanted?

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    #38

    My Daughter Is At The Ivan The Terrible Torture Museum. I Consider This A Masterpiece

    My Daughter Is At The Ivan The Terrible Torture Museum. I Consider This A Masterpiece

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    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you take a child to a torture museum...?

    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you not? I would have loved that. My dad brought me to the forensic medicine museum when I was the same age and I LOVED it.

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    Brian Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks as if she rules with an iron fist.

    LittleLiz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She rules the empire with an iron dolphin

    Cara Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pink dolphin makes it! Ivan would be proud xxx

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she owns the place.

    Lacey Prager
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would become an oil painting over the mantle

    Just A Banana.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pink dolphin(?) really ties it all together 😂

    Judi Erickson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love her pink whale torture device.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ⁰I am as confused as she is. Why did you take her there?! O_o That is terrible.

    R C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That coat looks like a coat "IT" would wear.

    Sandy Keith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know kids like this. Probably the dream of their life!

    amy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby shark to do do do... Pure torture! 😅

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...She even has his stare down. You might wanna be careful around her. 0_0

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That little girl could whup Ivan's a**.......you go Sista!

    OctoPaige
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm ready to do her bidding. 😆

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 80s my mom took us to a Ripleys believe it or not museum that had a torture section. Didn't bother us. However, people today aren't the same. Kid CLEARLY looks confused af. Let the nightmares begin.

    Kell Goreham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like June might have needed to be named Karen...

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    #39

    My Kids Inherited My Childhood Toys, And Only My Daughter Wants To Play With “Dolls”. Action Man Is Now Loving The Sweet Life

    My Kids Inherited My Childhood Toys, And Only My Daughter Wants To Play With “Dolls”. Action Man Is Now Loving The Sweet Life

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    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg. That look on his face is the same one every dad makes when they have to watch PBS instead of Football.

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    #40

    12-Year-Old Daughter Had Some Anxiety With Me Watching Her Guinea Pigs Unsupervised

    12-Year-Old Daughter Had Some Anxiety With Me Watching Her Guinea Pigs Unsupervised

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    #41

    I Asked My Kids To Take Some Books Upstairs. This Is My Bedroom Door.

    I Asked My Kids To Take Some Books Upstairs. This Is My Bedroom Door.

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    #42

    Me Too. Me Too

    Me Too. Me Too

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair high calibre warning shots fired

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    #43

    Kid Causing A Traffic Jam At Legoland

    Kid Causing A Traffic Jam At Legoland

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    Little Wonder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the second kid who already knows the universal sign for "what is this idiot doing??"

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    #44

    My Daughter When She Said She Wanted To Be A Transformer For Halloween

    My Daughter When She Said She Wanted To Be A Transformer For Halloween

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    #45

    My Kid Found A Better Use For Our Halloween Wine Holder At The Cookout Tonight

    My Kid Found A Better Use For Our Halloween Wine Holder At The Cookout Tonight

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    #46

    My Son Asked Why There Was A Picture Of A Woman Throwing A Baby On The Ground

    My Son Asked Why There Was A Picture Of A Woman Throwing A Baby On The Ground

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    #47

    My Son Said He Was Hot And Wanted Ice Cream. This Is Not What I Expected

    My Son Said He Was Hot And Wanted Ice Cream. This Is Not What I Expected

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    #48

    A Ninja In The Production

    A Ninja In The Production

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    #49

    The First Time My Son's Been In A Toy Store Since The Pandemic Hit Last Year. Rioted Like It Was Toilet Paper

    The First Time My Son's Been In A Toy Store Since The Pandemic Hit Last Year. Rioted Like It Was Toilet Paper

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatable, understandable, acceptable.

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    #50

    My Daughter Turns 1 Next Week. She Learned To Play Hide And Seek Today

    My Daughter Turns 1 Next Week. She Learned To Play Hide And Seek Today

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    #51

    Thanks Son

    Thanks Son

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give this kid a medal for the handwriting first before you question him about the fat belly

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    #52

    Had A Sneezing Attack (Not Sick) And My Daughter Made Me A “Potion” To Feel Better

    Had A Sneezing Attack (Not Sick) And My Daughter Made Me A “Potion” To Feel Better

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    #53

    My Daughter Gave My Son A Signed Picture Of Herself For Christmas

    My Daughter Gave My Son A Signed Picture Of Herself For Christmas

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think something is settled now, something that was long coming.

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    #54

    My Daughter Called Me On My Way Back From The Store Stating That Our Toilet Has A Huge Leak. I Came Home To This

    My Daughter Called Me On My Way Back From The Store Stating That Our Toilet Has A Huge Leak. I Came Home To This

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    #55

    If Your Kids Want To Take A Picture Of You, They Will Use It For Evil

    If Your Kids Want To Take A Picture Of You, They Will Use It For Evil

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    #56

    Stepped Out Of The Kitchen For A Moment And My Daughter Tried To Help Season The Potatoes

    Stepped Out Of The Kitchen For A Moment And My Daughter Tried To Help Season The Potatoes

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    #57

    Things I Fished Out Of My Subwoofer Today

    Things I Fished Out Of My Subwoofer Today

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    DUN DUN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where the minions vanished into!

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    #58

    “This Seat Will Do Nicely For My Diaper Bottom!”

    “This Seat Will Do Nicely For My Diaper Bottom!”

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    #59

    My Kid Torturing Our Robot Mop Is How The Robot Revolution Starts

    My Kid Torturing Our Robot Mop Is How The Robot Revolution Starts

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    #60

    This Is My 12-Year-Old Nephew Doing His Homework

    This Is My 12-Year-Old Nephew Doing His Homework

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    #61

    My Daughter Was Being To Quiet So I Went To Check On Her

    My Daughter Was Being To Quiet So I Went To Check On Her

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    #62

    Just Watched A Kid In My Apartment Lobby Get Excited About Seeing His Dad Outside, Run Face First Into The Glass Panel, And Crack It

    Just Watched A Kid In My Apartment Lobby Get Excited About Seeing His Dad Outside, Run Face First Into The Glass Panel, And Crack It

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    #63

    I Can't

    I Can't

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    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter does that, too. She crawls underneath the table and is then afraid she'll bump her head if she moves, so she's stuck. I have to carefully remove her by sliding her out over the tiles

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    #64

    My 3-Year-Old Angry Because The Beavers Keep Chomping On The Tree

    My 3-Year-Old Angry Because The Beavers Keep Chomping On The Tree

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    Josy Bannon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes it look like she chomped on it and fainted from exhaustion.

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    #65

    What My Aunt Encountered When She Went To Pour Herself A Whiskey On The Rocks

    What My Aunt Encountered When She Went To Pour Herself A Whiskey On The Rocks

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it's been said, but Whiskey on the Blocks?

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    #66

    My Friend's Daughter And The Masked Intruder

    My Friend's Daughter And The Masked Intruder

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    Alison Tews
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom probably felt that way when I screamed STOP while she was driving because I didn't want her to run over some leaves that were scampering over the street. I thought they were elves.

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    #67

    My Son Was So Excited To Show Me The Art He Drew On My Car With A Rock

    My Son Was So Excited To Show Me The Art He Drew On My Car With A Rock

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    #68

    What’s In A Quesadilla?

    What’s In A Quesadilla?

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    #69

    My Diary As A Little Kid, Apparently I Took Stranger Danger Very Seriously

    My Diary As A Little Kid, Apparently I Took Stranger Danger Very Seriously

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    Stephanie IV
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s right not to give any information. Books get lost.

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    #70

    Parenting

    Parenting

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    #71

    My Son Turned 1 Yesterday. This Was The Topper To His Space Themed Cake. Left Is What We Ordered, Right Is What We Got

    My Son Turned 1 Yesterday. This Was The Topper To His Space Themed Cake. Left Is What We Ordered, Right Is What We Got

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    DUN DUN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were a kid, I'd be having nightmares after this

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    #72

    Couch Baby

    Couch Baby

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    Amy Stone-Chandler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have made HUGE Googlie eyes and a mouth around him and took a pic for his wedding day

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    #73

    "Can’t Wait For 2020 To Be Over" They Said. They Obviously Never Met My Kid Who Decides To Swallow A Screw To "Transform" Into Optimus Prime

    "Can’t Wait For 2020 To Be Over" They Said. They Obviously Never Met My Kid Who Decides To Swallow A Screw To "Transform" Into Optimus Prime

    Just hours after our deductible reset to $0.

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    #74

    My Son Came Home From School (2nd Grade) And Had A Cooked Asparagus In His Workbook. He Says He Can't Remember How It Got There

    My Son Came Home From School (2nd Grade) And Had A Cooked Asparagus In His Workbook. He Says He Can't Remember How It Got There

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    #75

    Father's Day Gift From Daughter. I Must Say I Am A Great Pillow Layer

    Father's Day Gift From Daughter. I Must Say I Am A Great Pillow Layer

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    #76

    Said "You Can Pick One Toy" And She Chose A Mango

    Said "You Can Pick One Toy" And She Chose A Mango

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    River Webb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she could draw a smiley face on the seed and use as a toy

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    #77

    My Child Has Tons Of Toys And Is Playing With An Onion

    My Child Has Tons Of Toys And Is Playing With An Onion

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    #78

    My Kid Had A Small Tantrum After I Refused To Touch The Electrified Fence

    My Kid Had A Small Tantrum After I Refused To Touch The Electrified Fence

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    Jackson Sharpe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, let them do it. They will only do it once I assure you.

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    #79

    My Nine-Year-Old Niece Personally Picked Out A “Get Well” Card For Her Baby Sister. I Can’t Stop Laughing

    My Nine-Year-Old Niece Personally Picked Out A “Get Well” Card For Her Baby Sister. I Can’t Stop Laughing

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so the word for wild donkey must be censored BP??

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    #80

    My Son Received A Playdate Business Card From A Classmate

    My Son Received A Playdate Business Card From A Classmate

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    Lech Dąbrowski
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid1: Wanna play? Kid2: Deal. *gives a card* My people will get in touch with your people to figure out the details.

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    #81

    She Dressed Herself; It's Definitely Backward

    She Dressed Herself; It's Definitely Backward

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    #82

    My Son's Upset Because I Don't Believe The Dog Made The Hole On Our Yard

    My Son's Upset Because I Don't Believe The Dog Made The Hole On Our Yard

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because there's a shovel it doesn't mean that the dog didn't dig the hole.

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    #83

    Trying To Potty Train My Teething Toddler. She Took A Chomp Right Out Of The Foam Seat

    Trying To Potty Train My Teething Toddler. She Took A Chomp Right Out Of The Foam Seat

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    #84

    Lost Track Of The Toddler For 2 Minutes

    Lost Track Of The Toddler For 2 Minutes

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    Pharo Despairo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a serial butter eater until I was about six, so I understand!

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    #85

    My Son Got Some Juice Out Of The Pantry. He Waddled Over To Me Carrying This Asking For Help

    My Son Got Some Juice Out Of The Pantry. He Waddled Over To Me Carrying This Asking For Help

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    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is technically juice. Non toxic too. Great laxative.

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    #86

    If You Look Closely, You Can See My Son Hiding From Me

    If You Look Closely, You Can See My Son Hiding From Me

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    #87

    Son Decided To Swallow A Nickel And Turn $.05 Into $4400.00

    Son Decided To Swallow A Nickel And Turn $.05 Into $4400.00

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And again child's play nearly bankrupts a family in the greatest country of the world.

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    #88

    Valentine's Day Peti From My Daughter! Massacre

    Valentine's Day Peti From My Daughter! Massacre

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    #89

    My Daughter Just Discovered How To Work Hair Clips

    My Daughter Just Discovered How To Work Hair Clips

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    #90

    My Toddler Squeezed A Bottle Of Powdered Creamer Until It Exploded In Her Face. Now Creamer Is Continuously Draining Out Of Her Nose

    My Toddler Squeezed A Bottle Of Powdered Creamer Until It Exploded In Her Face. Now Creamer Is Continuously Draining Out Of Her Nose

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    Anne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take her to the hospital. If she inhaled that stuff into her lungs that can have bad effects (or watch her closely.. you know.. I don't know your insurance..)

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    #91

    Not Sure Who Is More Dumb, My Kids For Not Shutting The Door, Or Me For Not Making Sure It Got Shut

    Not Sure Who Is More Dumb, My Kids For Not Shutting The Door, Or Me For Not Making Sure It Got Shut

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    Ashley White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life just happens sometimes.....the snow is beautiful

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    #92

    It Was At Exactly This Moment That My Son Realized His Mistake

    It Was At Exactly This Moment That My Son Realized His Mistake

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    #93

    My Nephew Wanted A Portrait Of George Washington. Thank Goodness He Didn’t Want A Portrait Of Ben Franklin

    My Nephew Wanted A Portrait Of George Washington. Thank Goodness He Didn’t Want A Portrait Of Ben Franklin

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    Lech Dąbrowski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, I just learned that american banknotes in circulation go only up to a hundred. Imagine buying a car and producing a fat wad of cash to pay.

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    #94

    I Was So Busy In The Kitchen, My Little Brother Asked Me What He Can Do To Help. I Told Him To 'Get That Bag Of Potato, Peel Half Of Them And Boil.' He Is A True Genius.

    I Was So Busy In The Kitchen, My Little Brother Asked Me What He Can Do To Help. I Told Him To 'Get That Bag Of Potato, Peel Half Of Them And Boil.' He Is A True Genius.

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    Adam Pilelis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He likes a little skin in his mashed potatoes, I can relate.

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    #95

    “Come Find Me, Dad”

    “Come Find Me, Dad”

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    #96

    My Five-Year-Old Daughter Cut Holes In Her Socks Just In Case Her Feet Get Hot

    My Five-Year-Old Daughter Cut Holes In Her Socks Just In Case Her Feet Get Hot

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    #97

    Was Unable To Convince My Worried Son That This Was Not A Mini Beehive Filled With Mini Bees

    Was Unable To Convince My Worried Son That This Was Not A Mini Beehive Filled With Mini Bees

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want this to be a mini beehive for mini bees

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    #98

    Took My Daughter To Work. She Found This Mask In A Prop Drawer. Not Much Work Was Done That Day

    Took My Daughter To Work. She Found This Mask In A Prop Drawer. Not Much Work Was Done That Day

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    Helenium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Dave grohl in the video for run lol

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    #99

    2-Year-Old Put Crayons In The Dishwasher. There's No Coming Back From That

    2-Year-Old Put Crayons In The Dishwasher. There's No Coming Back From That

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    #100

    Wrangled All The Seats Put Of The Minivan, Got 30 Seconds Into My Vacuuming When Suddenly It Shuts Off And A Kid Starts Crying. Kid Was Fine Btw

    Wrangled All The Seats Put Of The Minivan, Got 30 Seconds Into My Vacuuming When Suddenly It Shuts Off And A Kid Starts Crying. Kid Was Fine Btw

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    #101

    He Didn't Want His Shoes To Get Wet, So He Put Paper Bags On His Feet And Waded Into The Ocean

    He Didn't Want His Shoes To Get Wet, So He Put Paper Bags On His Feet And Waded Into The Ocean

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    #102

    My Daughter Had My Wife’s Phone On A Long Car Ride. She Ordered All The Barbie Dream Houses From Amazon

    My Daughter Had My Wife’s Phone On A Long Car Ride. She Ordered All The Barbie Dream Houses From Amazon

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each and every day here I find a reason and understand why some people dont want to have kids....

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    #103

    My 10-Year-Old Brother Is Stupid As Hell

    My 10-Year-Old Brother Is Stupid As Hell

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right since you can't have hint as the password

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    #104

    My Son, Attempting To Climb The Stairs While Sitting In A Chair

    My Son, Attempting To Climb The Stairs While Sitting In A Chair

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    #105

    Sigh

    Sigh

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    #106

    Totally Worth Losing Tears Over

    Totally Worth Losing Tears Over

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    #107

    My 14-Year-Old Daughter Decided To Stir The Smoothie With A Metal Spoon. While The Blender Was Still Blending

    My 14-Year-Old Daughter Decided To Stir The Smoothie With A Metal Spoon. While The Blender Was Still Blending

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    #108

    His New Favorite Spot. Climbs Up, Can’t Get Down, Cries Until We Come Get Him, Repeat

    His New Favorite Spot. Climbs Up, Can’t Get Down, Cries Until We Come Get Him, Repeat

    ipickscabs Report

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    #109

    My Daughter Walked Into The Living Room Looking Like This

    My Daughter Walked Into The Living Room Looking Like This

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    #110

    Enemies That Cannot Be Overcome

    Enemies That Cannot Be Overcome

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    #111

    He Asked Me To Pick What Hand Had His Sock? Hmmm

    He Asked Me To Pick What Hand Had His Sock? Hmmm

    porkchopz- Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black mitten in one hand, sock in the other. Always good for some extra money during birthday parties.

    #112

    My 2-Year-Old Lined Up His Cars For The Big Race

    My 2-Year-Old Lined Up His Cars For The Big Race

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    #113

    Wife Captured This Beautiful Moment Today

    Wife Captured This Beautiful Moment Today

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    #114

    Life With A Toddler

    Life With A Toddler

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    #115

    Guess I’m Stupid

    Guess I’m Stupid

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t like that the tone of the note makes it the parent’s/carer’s fault that the child was hurt. I’m afraid I would be having words with Miss Sue.

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    #116

    The Way My Brother Likes To Watch Youtube

    The Way My Brother Likes To Watch Youtube

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    #117

    Best Place To Put The Switch To Charge?

    Best Place To Put The Switch To Charge?

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    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid was probably forbidden to put the switch on any of the other pieces of furniture. Would be my guess here

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    #118

    My Daughter Is 2nd Percentile In Weight, So We’re Trying Out Some New Feeding Techniques

    My Daughter Is 2nd Percentile In Weight, So We’re Trying Out Some New Feeding Techniques

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    The Shark
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repurposing accessories from college? 😂

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    #119

    My Kids Apparently Invented A New Way To Play Jenga

    My Kids Apparently Invented A New Way To Play Jenga

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    #120

    Yes, It's Totally Cool To Put Flower Stems In An Outlet

    Yes, It's Totally Cool To Put Flower Stems In An Outlet

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    #121

    No. That’s Not How It Works

    No. That’s Not How It Works

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, so for when the kid needs to be rejuvinated ...?

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    #122

    My Brother (5-Year-Old) Inhales The Remaining Gas From The Soda Can Because It Makes His Throat "Itch"

    My Brother (5-Year-Old) Inhales The Remaining Gas From The Soda Can Because It Makes His Throat "Itch"

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    #123

    Kid Sleeps With His Pet Goldfish

    Kid Sleeps With His Pet Goldfish

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