54 Of The Funniest Notes From Moms And Dads

I did read that in Liam's voice, DID ANYONE ELSE?

He did it on Google Docs. Busted!

I hate my dad, he is an evil b***h, I hate him, he beat me and made a whole in my arm because I woke up at 10 instead of 9. I want to say my dad is a stupid bald, pussy, ugly goblin, he can’t grow hair because he has cancer, I hope he dies, I hope my dad will get shot Stephen Boakye, 13

Yes, you know who U R! Be afraid. Be very afraid.

good

Buy something for the kitty also :-)

this meatloaf looks suspiciously like a cat

i hope those bills weren't glued to meatloaf's paws. how did he hold on to them so long???

I think this is fake.

Finds this waiting for her............ 51753674-5...424687.jpg

thats a long password :D

Fair enough

Plot twist, the kid wrote the note

Pure blackmail..... love it !

We used to do this. Changed it every day, and yes it did work.

I had these instructions drilled into my head since I was 6 yrs old. We never got a note, mom worked til the wee hours, & waking her up was practically sacrilege in my house. By 6th grade I was completely independent, and it was just expected that I was to get myself up, ready, and out the door. Now my bff w/a 13 yr old & 10 yr old was telling me she wanted to go see her sick mom, but no one would be home to wake them up, make sure they eat and brush teeth, etc... I just can't understand why at that age, especially the 13 yr old, is still needing this. But I don't want to criticize, cuz I know everyone is different, but I'm shocked my tough bff who helped her dad build a barn at 11, and bedroom with a posh, huge bathroom, w/a Jacuzzi deck at 17, built a fenced pen w/ a fancy coop & raises chickens for food, grows a garden of veggies & herbs, makes effective homemade meds, & works FT w/a 2 hr commute.. But can't get her kids to get up & get ready for school w/o her pushing them along...

See you no earlier than 10! LOL

Sex day lol

Now that's (hopefully) covering all bases!

smart

I want to see more of the misspelled notes and replies????

woo hoo 400th point voter!

Excellent !!

I'll be Bach...

omg that is just perfect isn't it

Back in MY day we didn't HAVE yer fancy sammiches with your bread and your meat and your cheese, and we dang sure didn't have those highfalutin' rainbow-pooting unicorns! Back in MY day we didn't even have NAPKINS!! And we LIKED it!!! Now git offa mah lawn before I call Animal Control on that unicorn beast of yours that's stuffing it's pie-hole with my petunias. We do have leash laws, ya know!! Sheesh!

So mean!!!

How old are you???

Have to tell my friend that one...

My parents didn't have to worry about me not eating my lunch :P

I read alot, history is my favorite, but you can't study history without looking at things in science or the arts, etc... Plus I keep a list for jotting down things to look up later. And given the wide, weird list of the things I look up.. But I'm always worried the cops will come arrest me because I read about different methods of murder, or old crimes that were never solved, whatever.. .

Yeah, granny's gonna know all those clicks it takes to find and scour through a kid's browsing history. Another thing about grannies is that they often know certain activities exist because those activities have been actively existing since the Dawn of Dumbkind. Very often grannies know a WHOLE lot more than what you'd ever imagine. Remember, they've been living on this weirdo planet twice or sometimes three times as long as these young whippersnappers with their eye-pads and their smartypants phones and their droopy drawers and whatnot. Sounds to me like when he said "granny" he meant himself! And is it not weird that a dad is supposedly educating his son on how to surf for porn without being completely obvious?? And that same dad calls that particular lesson one on "using the internet properly!" Nothing how to spot scammers and stalkers and how to keep your private data out of public eyeballs; just a lesson on how to find porn without granny finding out! Crikey, y'all!

I like to leave my history totally intact. It paints a very interesting picture LOL I image search a lot of random stuff, like what a turtle's penis looks like (spoiler... it's unbelievably big relative to the turtle) as well as things like what thermite does to an engine block (it's pretty impressive). I fully expect future generations to be both grossed out and thoroughly amused should they ever venture to browse my history. Also, wikiHow has the best "soon-to-be but not yet" dank memes... there's a lot of wikiHow in my history XD S**t's ridiculous.

Whose grandma check internet history ? Ho could they even knew about it ?!..

P.S.S.*

Dexter's new wife..

Tough love

Lol.. But not in the kitchen, it will be a room I haven't cleaned yet!!

I WILL CUT YOU ????????????

I'm calling the cops

I would love to get notes from my parents, and I'm 14 ;c

I had this kinda Mom and I miss the hell out of her...I just lost all her cards and notes that I've saved for many, many years and it was like losing her all over again...

The best napkin yet!

I WILL CUT YOU... off the wifi ♥mom

ROFL!!!