This Instagram Account Is The Ultimate Place For Parent Humor, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Posts
Maybe it’s being sleep deprived.. Or the fact that they haven’t spoken to another adult (that is not their partner, at least) in weeks.. But parents—especially dads—often have a, let’s say, unique sense of humor.
The things they find funny might make their kids roll their eyes or other adults wait awkwardly until the mom or dad finishes laughing (often at their own joke). But if you’re a fan of what one could call parent jokes, you ought to love today’s list, dedicated to an Instagram account titled exactly that, ‘Parent Jokes’. Scroll down to find some of the best posts shared by the account and enjoy a moment of peace, dear parent, as you giggle your worries away.
Upon scrolling down you will also find Bored Panda’s interview with a motivational humorist and expert in therapeutic humor, Allen Klein, who was kind enough to answer a few of our questions on the importance of having a good laugh.
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At least ants don't eat their mate's head after breeding, that should help their survival chances
You don’t have to be a parent to benefit from having a good giggle. But some experts suggest that in addition to the usual benefits of laughter, jokes and humor can be a great tool for parenting, too.
According to a social psychologist, expert in parenting concerns, family dynamics and trends, Dr. Susan Newman, parents tend to view jokes as a distraction from the regular routine – “a break from the serious side of parenting”. But they could be a great tool for calming situations, encouraging proper behavior, and cementing the parent-child bond, the expert suggested in a piece for US News.
Punctuation is always important; A single colon can change the entire meaning of a sentence. Observe. "The children ate grandma's pie straight from the oven" versus "The children ate grandma's colon straight from the oven"
Were you in a coma? That would be a joke (in this context) but you said you were in a commas, that's the plural of the punctuation marks.
Load More Replies...Dr. Newman suggested that parents underuse humor and don't fully appreciate its ability to diffuse or reduce tension. And while she pointed out that humor is not always the answer—”anything that puts your child in physical danger or seems to put his academic or social standing at risk calls for a serious chat or imposing restrictions,” she wrote—it can help minimize the stress of certain situations parents find themselves in.
“A lighter approach reduces both the parent’s and the child’s stress. It can also keep a situation from escalating and reduce a child’s feelings of regret or remorse over having done something inappropriate. Most importantly, humor underscores that you love your child in spite of the immediate misstep,” the social psychologist emphasized.
My husband did this. Ginger was Gerri Halliwell, Oregano is fake weed ,
Waits for no man is thyme, interstellar for star anise,queue min for Cumin
Load More Replies...A lot of sage thinking peppered through these comments, though some assalt the senses. Stop groaning. I'm cumin to the end.
I herb ya, and I’m impressed by your spicy puns. Yarrow, I gotta go now, for the sake of thyme. Sorrel.
Load More Replies...The fact he didn't go with "If I could save Thyme in a bottle" gives me sad face
Need to take the label maker from him for a little while!!, hand him a mop maybe!!
-- which was how we opened soda cans before pop tops were invented.
Load More Replies...Whoever made this joke.... everyday must have a SILVER lining and A CAN do attitude lol 😆 😜
Well it’s a can, isn’t it! Obviously you have to use the can opener 🙄 smh /j
Whoever made this joke really must have days with a SILVER lining and A CAN do attitude lol 😆
I would rage. Denying me my diet Coke calls for an all out war against whatever entity is causing the problem.
Seeking to delve deeper into the benefits of laughter, Bored Panda got in touch with the best-selling author, expert in therapeutic humor, and motivational humorist Allen Klein. Discussing the benefits of humor, he pointed out that since a hearty laugh can be beneficial to every part of the body, having one on a regular basis is important for one’s health and healing.
“For example, when you have a good laugh, your heart rate goes up then dips below normal when you stop laughing. Very much like aerobic exercise.
“Among other things, you also get a good dose of fresh air in your lungs when laughing, providing more oxygen to your blood and brain, helping you think more clearly,” he said, adding that a big guffaw can also help to relax your muscles.
But both of them have a strong pun game, so the score is tide
Load More Replies...The sound effect when someone makes a joke
Load More Replies...I want to know this too! Did someone have the sign specially made for this joke? Is there a street called TSSS? I need to know!
Load More Replies...What you mean they used the P word. My eyes, I must gouge them with lye soap until the next new moon
Load More Replies...🤣 this whole post is cracking me up. I love the silly jokes
According to Allen Klein, we all have our funny bone in a different place, which is why people find humor in different things. “What someone finds funny is part cultural and part upbringing,” he suggested.
Discussing the former, the expert noted that friends and family are probably the biggest influence on what we laugh at. “When we are growing up, what our family laughed at is probably the same thing we laughed at. Then as we got older, what our friends found funny is what we found funny. It was a way of connecting and bonding with others.”
As for the latter, Klein suggested that such things as wordplay, idioms, and slang might be totally different from one country to another, which is why the things people in different cultures find funny tend to differ, too.
These comments are spinning out of control.
Load More Replies...After talking to your wife, it will be a sticky situation, and might not want to stick around.
The Web is vast, after all… don’t want to get caught in it
Load More Replies...Maybe we should put this joke somewhere others can see it, can we post it world wide somewhere?
BLUEBERRUES ARE NOT BLUE. THEYRE PURPLE. AND INSIDE IS GREEN BUT THEY'RE BROWN WHEN YOU MASH THEM ITS ALL A LIE
Load More Replies...Add strawberries to the list. I've had many strawberries in my time, and none of them had any straw in them. 😡
The color orange is literally named after the fruit. Before that it was considered a shade of red.
I don't know why anyone would down vote this, it is true. English did not have a word for orange.
Load More Replies...I think the colour orange was named after the fruit. Before we had the fruit, there was no name for that color. ("Robin Redbreast" really has an orange front but they called it red because back then there was no word for orange.)
It's too blurry for me to see which Beatle is the innermost Beatle. The hair is certainly beatle-isque.
You've done it now, instead of eye lashes on their doodle bugs people gonna start putting antenna's on them now; "c**p"
Nowadays, no matter where you come from, chances are that your humor has been at least somewhat affected or shaped by the internet culture. After all, it is a boundless source of hilarious memes, puns related to anything and everything, and entertaining videos, among numerous other sorts of amusing content.
“The internet has played a big part in the expansion and spreading of humor,” Klein told Bored Panda. “Users are regularly sharing what they find funny, like jokes, funny photos, or cartoons, with their Internet friends. They are also responding to postings with their own funny or witty comments.”
Just like the time a Sargent yelled at a soldier and said that he didn't see him at camouflage practice the other day
That reminds me of the old joke about the guy who said it took him three days to get from Houston to Dallas (normally a 4-hour drive). When someone asked him why it took so long he said "Every time I saw a sign that said clean restroom, I did."
They have to advertise that their restrooms are clean?
Load More Replies...I STILL say I need to "undust" my furniture. 🙂
Load More Replies...I have a picture of me outside Phoenix near the prison, there is a sign that said "Prison Area Do not pick up hitchhikers", guess what I was doing.
I guess that's a different joke, but ahead means it's in front of you.
Load More Replies...Took me a second, but then I colt on to what you did there
Load More Replies...Except that hold your horses means to slow down, stop rushing, nothing really to do with stability. Though that ruins the joke.
If I rush around too much, I might fall over because I become unstable. So I think it's connected.
Load More Replies...True, punny fact that blew my mind to learn; When someone says "Be there or be square", they mean you're a square if you can't be around O_O
I think 'square' used to mean old-fashioned, so it means if you're not there you're not keeping up with modern trends.
Load More Replies...The expert continued to point out that the internet has likely opened netizens up to forms of humor that they previously ignored, or even disliked. “Seeing postings of puns, and realizing that they are chuckling after reading them, for example, might change their opinion of this form of humor,” he suggested, adding that while the internet, too, should be used in moderation, finding something online to laugh about can help ease a trying day and lift us up when we are down.
What person in the Bible had no parents? Joshua, because he was the son of Nun!
It's weirder in Hebrew, as nun is the name for a hebrew letter (it makes the n sound and looks like this: נ). It's also a number in Gematria - 50 to be exact. It's like saying, 'Joshua, B's kid' or 'Joshua, the son of 50'.
Load More Replies...Always thought that "W" should've been called a double-v instead of a double-u
In Aramaic and Akkadian, nun means "fish", and in Arabic, nūn means "large fish" or "whale" so round about smart dirty joke.
Αnd Nunn just standing there with his 13 points in game 5 of the Greek Championship Finals, missing 3 teeth but smiling from ear to ear because this year he conquered all! 💚☘
I literally chuckled before I even saw the caption lmao (edit: this is so bad I won’t even share it with my father, whom I send dad jokes to every day).
If you found these dad jokes entertaining and you’re looking for more of similar content, continue to this list of dad humor at its finest or this one featuring bad puns for your collection of dad jokes, and enjoy a good session of giggling.
Don't visit this Doctor unless you want a bad case of night fever
Is he a woman's man with no time to talk? Can you tell by the way he uses his walk?
Good day to be STAYING ALIVE after a NIGHT FEVER when aided by Dr.B.Gee 😆 He really KNOWS HOW TO DO IT !! LOL 😆
This guy could work at a dental clinic which provides false teeth. I bet they'd have a mass of chew sets.
Sure, but he's trying to hitch a ride to San Francisco.
Load More Replies...just like when I didn't get a package and they asked me to send proof I didn't got it. What? Do you want a photo of my empty hands or what?
I'm all TAPPED on this one lol 😆 And WATER result it got, all on its own lol 😆
'The hot water is not working', but there are very few jobs around for hot water these days!
Yep you can tell that's cold water; "NOT" it all looks the same bone head!!
The is a James Pond video game series. Here is Google's Gemini to explain. Yes, there was a series of video games for the Sega Genesis console called James Pond. The first game in the series, James Pond: Underwater Agent, was released in 1990. It was a platform game where players controlled James Pond, a secret agent who is also a parody of James Bond. The game was followed by two sequels: James Pond 2: Codename Robocod and James Pond 3: Operation Starfish. There was also a spin-off sports-themed game called The Aquatic Games. * https://boardgamegeek.com/wiki/page/family:5475
It took me a minute to get to the Bond connection via Amy Pond in Dr. Who first.
Snoop dog isn't a dog? Yeah, I got nothing.
Load More Replies...The Eagles, not birds. Oasis, 5 men and not an oasis. T-Rex, not a dinosaur.
This reminds me of the comedian Glenn Tickle! He and his wife named their daughter Tess! He ended the bit saying “and that’s the dirtiest joke I can make on Dry Bar Comedy.”
My grandma worked for county once and came across these two names. Lord Tingleleaf and Peggy Wigglesworth. She said everyone at the office always wanted to know what would happen if they got together.
because who can afford a 20 dollar hamburger any more? soon to be just one dude!!
'Heaven is goodbye for ever, it's time for me to go .....'
Load More Replies...When I die, I want everyone at my funeral to have as much fun as possible.
Now I see a part about "great responsibilities" in completely different light
Well that ejaculated quickly. I did not see that cumming. Lol! That's all for raunchy adult comments. It was my pleasure making you laugh or giggle or shake your head. :-)
Grossed out... by biology facts... that every person over the age of 10 should know... ಠಿ_ಠ
Load More Replies...i swear i can not sing that song in the car without trying to sing it like jake peralta "now numba fiiiive"
Load More Replies...Me: "I'm terrified of backstories" Therapist: "Interesting, when did this happen?" Me: ,"It all started when IIiiiAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Bear with me now- I may look a bit grizzled but I have a fine sense of humor.
I think someone needs to grow a BACKBONE from coming up with this fir an idea..... geez...... where did they find the plans.....on an old DISC 🤔.... 😆
I really love the way some people had their names written on the coffee cup. Its so funny 😁
Well...for 4 frickin dollars there better be value added.
Load More Replies...My last name is spelled Smith but its pronounced Campbell. Told that to an airline ticket agent once and she literally stopped and stared at me for like 15 seconds until I broke into laughter.
How would they know it wasn't? Kristina is a valid spelling. If they put Cristeena or something, you could complain.
Load More Replies...Watching bats flapping their wings whilst roosting, turned upside down looks like they’re in a goth club!
That is freaky. Unless you listen to the song in repeat all day every day. The you do you. 😜
Load More Replies...We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Load More Replies...Jack Kerouac's "On the Road" atop Cormac McCarthy's "The Road" atop the actual road. it would have worked better if capitalized correctly: On the Road on The Road on the road.
Load More Replies...I dunno that third egg head from the right, the brown one, might be cracking up.
Load More Replies...I just adore the creative choice of the third egg from the left blowing his "nose" when none of the others even have one. Beautiful.
Technically we cant see that he does have one, could be camouflaged.
Load More Replies...But there's no expression "He/she's gone to an average place," so it wouldn't work.
Load More Replies...There is not enough money in the world to get me to even consider crossing that bridge even at my healthiest, which I am far, far from...
What if you knew it was only 5 feet above a massive cushion, just obscured by fog-making machines? And you were allowed to inspect the entire length of it underneath. (I'm legitimately curious if that changes things. Sometimes fear is rational... sometimes it isn't. Both are valid.)
Load More Replies...It would take me no time at all because nothing in the world is getting me on that bridge.
No. Nope. Nada. Never. No time ever. Not me. Call me chicken if you want, I do not care. I will not cross the bridge. Nopeidy nope no. Not.
A couple of tranquillisers and I might give it a go; or not and just take a nap instead...
Two hours is more likely for me 😅 That is a big fat absolutely not!
They only live in the next town, why would you need to put him on a ship? /s
Load More Replies...The formal phrasing we use sometimes is that a woman who has just given birth is has been "delivered of" a baby, which always sounds to me like they've been rescued from them or relieved from their burden. I understood it a lot more after being pregnant and realising how much, by the time you're at term, you do just really want them to get the f**k out of your body
That's only two bunnies... There's many millions more cuniculi who are engaged in other activities/hobbies.
But seriously what it that weirdo otter doing? I could understand if it was a beaver.
You better have lines on that paper if you want me to write anything on it or else I won’t be able to write straight
You won't be able to write straight? Well, it *is* Pride Month...
Load More Replies...the original says “do not write your essay on this page” it’s cut off. kinda disappointed in my more og pandas for not noticing
if you're like me, still half asleep, staring at that pic for ages with a blank expression... book no 9 is actually book 6 upside down :)
Music makes you lose control - the ctrl key is missing.
Load More Replies...You're being to nice, you gotta kick those jackasses who stay past closed unceremoniously.
It only matters if you can't type... Who looks at the keyboard when typing?
Since this photo comes up every so often, the ship-shipping ship is MV Blue Marlin.
Thank you. I was kind of thinking it was a photoshop image.
Load More Replies...I'm 60 and I can't drive. Did the circling around the empty parking lot on a Sunday with my Mum bit when I was young. I can drive if there's an emergency, just never bothered to get a licence. Just thought I'd share, carry on!
49 and live. People would say oh she died to young. Uh-uh. Five decades on this earth is ALOT of BS to put up with. I'm good. Five decades is a long a*s sentence.
Same Alex! I'm 1 more I can't take it anymore from losing my šħïť! Sad thing is, most if not all people can relate to that and it is sad. :-(
Why is that sad that some people are having a good life?
Load More Replies...Good, because when they get together to drink there's always a murder there.
Kind of looks like she was expecting that kind of joke
Load More Replies...Short people stop you from getting burned. Positive Perspective!!!! :-)
Had a friend when I was in college named Justin Case. I thought he was joking until he showed me his drivers license. I guess some parents just can't help themselves.
I have a cousin named Aaron Long, middle name Miles, and a friend named Crystal Lake, middle name Claire.
Load More Replies...This is similar to how Canada got it's name with only 3 letters: you take a C, ay. Then an N, ay. And a D, ay.
The epistles of Peter in the Bible are literally Rocky 1 and Rocky 2.
I'm terrified of the backstreetboys Therapist-Tell me why AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Feeling I read this joke, just very recently. I remember because I only got it after reading some comments.
Load More Replies...I believe it's John Cena and his "catch phrase" or whatever is "You Can't See Me"
Load More Replies...For people (like me) who have never heard of John Cena, let alone his catchphrase, this joke will never live. (Found out from the comments but too late now.)
These are fabulous! I have a base one sense of humour so laughed at a lot of these! 😂
These are fabulous! I have a base one sense of humour so laughed at a lot of these! 😂
