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Maybe it’s being sleep deprived.. Or the fact that they haven’t spoken to another adult (that is not their partner, at least) in weeks.. But parents—especially dads—often have a, let’s say, unique sense of humor.

The things they find funny might make their kids roll their eyes or other adults wait awkwardly until the mom or dad finishes laughing (often at their own joke). But if you’re a fan of what one could call parent jokes, you ought to love today’s list, dedicated to an Instagram account titled exactly that, ‘Parent Jokes’. Scroll down to find some of the best posts shared by the account and enjoy a moment of peace, dear parent, as you giggle your worries away.

Upon scrolling down you will also find Bored Panda’s interview with a motivational humorist and expert in therapeutic humor, Allen Klein, who was kind enough to answer a few of our questions on the importance of having a good laugh.

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Kim Lorton
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He really had to take a giant pooh… ooooo

Mary Peace
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope he doesn't trip on a guy rope!

okgal
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

something my dad would say

Rigor Moreno
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something's happening in the tent on the right. :D

Tom Hardeveld
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I onc saw a fire on a campgroud, it was in tents

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    Couragetcd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The past tents poster should take notes

    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This went smoother than my plans for the day

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually makes me want to know how this went. Dammit, I'm sure I will never know.

    Smiley MG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a keeper... Get on in...!!!! If it were me, i would be ready at 6:30 and give him a hello smooch!!!!. Awee its so romantic!!!!

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    Robert Millar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all say that, but they're really over forty.

    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    29 in ant years is about 25,000 in human years.

    WickedLibra70
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Xavier's responses are always the best

    That Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if they’re married, they’re not so lucky

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least ants don't eat their mate's head after breeding, that should help their survival chances

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this legitimately made me guffaw out loud.

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Xavier dosnt know that being married to a woman means your life expectancy gets longer, by quite a bit.

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago

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    You don’t have to be a parent to benefit from having a good giggle. But some experts suggest that in addition to the usual benefits of laughter, jokes and humor can be a great tool for parenting, too.

    According to a social psychologist, expert in parenting concerns, family dynamics and trends, Dr. Susan Newman, parents tend to view jokes as a distraction from the regular routine – “a break from the serious side of parenting”. But they could be a great tool for calming situations, encouraging proper behavior, and cementing the parent-child bond, the expert suggested in a piece for US News.

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    David Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punctuation is always important; A single colon can change the entire meaning of a sentence. Observe. "The children ate grandma's pie straight from the oven" versus "The children ate grandma's colon straight from the oven"

    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, well, well...

    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is capitalization. Imagine HELPING JACK OFF A HORSE.

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a commas once for 3 days, don't remember a thing

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you in a coma? That would be a joke (in this context) but you said you were in a commas, that's the plural of the punctuation marks.

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    Ugh, do I have to?
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    Dr. Newman suggested that parents underuse humor and don't fully appreciate its ability to diffuse or reduce tension. And while she pointed out that humor is not always the answer—”anything that puts your child in physical danger or seems to put his academic or social standing at risk calls for a serious chat or imposing restrictions,” she wrote—it can help minimize the stress of certain situations parents find themselves in.

    “A lighter approach reduces both the parent’s and the child’s stress. It can also keep a situation from escalating and reduce a child’s feelings of regret or remorse over having done something inappropriate. Most importantly, humor underscores that you love your child in spite of the immediate misstep,” the social psychologist emphasized.

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    #6

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    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Belgian, in case anyone was wondering.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone tried to "change" his outlook on life!!

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    Elaine Van Zon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband did this. Ginger was Gerri Halliwell, Oregano is fake weed ,

    Elaine Van Zon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waits for no man is thyme, interstellar for star anise,queue min for Cumin

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of sage thinking peppered through these comments, though some assalt the senses. Stop groaning. I'm cumin to the end.

    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I herb ya, and I’m impressed by your spicy puns. Yarrow, I gotta go now, for the sake of thyme. Sorrel.

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    David Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact he didn't go with "If I could save Thyme in a bottle" gives me sad face

    LauraDragonWench
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's welcome into my kitchen to have a go!

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to take the label maker from him for a little while!!, hand him a mop maybe!!

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    Arthur Waite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY kitchen has a Church Key!

    Lorraine R
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -- which was how we opened soda cans before pop tops were invented.

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    Gwynne Greene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever made this joke.... everyday must have a SILVER lining and A CAN do attitude lol 😆 😜

    AlienatedCheeseStick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it’s a can, isn’t it! Obviously you have to use the can opener 🙄 smh /j

    Gwynne Greene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever made this joke really must have days with a SILVER lining and A CAN do attitude lol 😆

    Suck it Trebek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rage. Denying me my diet Coke calls for an all out war against whatever entity is causing the problem.

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    Seeking to delve deeper into the benefits of laughter, Bored Panda got in touch with the best-selling author, expert in therapeutic humor, and motivational humorist Allen Klein. Discussing the benefits of humor, he pointed out that since a hearty laugh can be beneficial to every part of the body, having one on a regular basis is important for one’s health and healing.

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    “For example, when you have a good laugh, your heart rate goes up then dips below normal when you stop laughing. Very much like aerobic exercise.

    “Among other things, you also get a good dose of fresh air in your lungs when laughing, providing more oxygen to your blood and brain, helping you think more clearly,” he said, adding that a big guffaw can also help to relax your muscles.

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    Agfox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, they're both a bit salty...

    David Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But both of them have a strong pun game, so the score is tide

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    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buoy oh buoy, are you squid-ding me? Shell we continue these sand-sational puns? Such a fin-tastic way to get em-ocean-al and otter en-dolphins going .... seas the day!

    Shada
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is corny and we all know wet.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems they are both "washed up!!" Look I did one too!!

    Nicky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They deserve a sanding ovation

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't fathom who delta deck that includes so much carp in the collective thinking. Some of you need professional kelp.

    Carl Sidd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these jokes are washed up.

    Carl Sidd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These jokes are all washed up.

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    Cynthia Tuinstra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yayy I live here. Upvote for my hometown.

    Andi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would have put an H on the end ... Have i been spelling Tssh! wrong all these years?

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saving this image so I can send it to friends when I want to saw badum-tsss..... 😁

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I got it. Badumpbump.

    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that TSSS sign is really for?

    January Tempis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know this too! Did someone have the sign specially made for this joke? Is there a street called TSSS? I need to know!

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    annie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great censoring there...(not like it even needs to be censored)

    Hmmm hmmmm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you mean they used the P word. My eyes, I must gouge them with lye soap until the next new moon

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    Shada
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aint nobody got time for that

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 this whole post is cracking me up. I love the silly jokes

    Bry Yan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He pinched him too hard resulting to a broken nose. Must be a new form of torture.

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to upvote, major dad joke, even if the guy isn't a dad.

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    According to Allen Klein, we all have our funny bone in a different place, which is why people find humor in different things. “What someone finds funny is part cultural and part upbringing,” he suggested.

    Discussing the former, the expert noted that friends and family are probably the biggest influence on what we laugh at. “When we are growing up, what our family laughed at is probably the same thing we laughed at. Then as we got older, what our friends found funny is what we found funny. It was a way of connecting and bonding with others.”

    As for the latter, Klein suggested that such things as wordplay, idioms, and slang might be totally different from one country to another, which is why the things people in different cultures find funny tend to differ, too.

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    DudeFortitude (He/Him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After talking to your wife, it will be a sticky situation, and might not want to stick around.

    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Web is vast, after all… don’t want to get caught in it

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    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we should put this joke somewhere others can see it, can we post it world wide somewhere?

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    Anna Losonczy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And blueberry, because they're blue berries.

    Ashley_Kirin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BLUEBERRUES ARE NOT BLUE. THEYRE PURPLE. AND INSIDE IS GREEN BUT THEY'RE BROWN WHEN YOU MASH THEM ITS ALL A LIE

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    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add strawberries to the list. I've had many strawberries in my time, and none of them had any straw in them. 😡

    Ryan Mercer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The color orange is literally named after the fruit. Before that it was considered a shade of red.

    Savannah Donohue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why anyone would down vote this, it is true. English did not have a word for orange.

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    Destiny Kruse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like honeydon't, am I right?

    BlueFox94
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, how come you say you will when you won't?

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    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the colour orange was named after the fruit. Before we had the fruit, there was no name for that color. ("Robin Redbreast" really has an orange front but they called it red because back then there was no word for orange.)

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And rasberries because they're Ra---C**p, never mind.

    Phil Green
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not strictly a fruit, but neither do strawberries...

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    Couragetcd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's too blurry for me to see which Beatle is the innermost Beatle. The hair is certainly beatle-isque.

    Carl Sidd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to BEATle up the person who made this.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've done it now, instead of eye lashes on their doodle bugs people gonna start putting antenna's on them now; "c**p"

    Costa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby you can drive my car....

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    Nowadays, no matter where you come from, chances are that your humor has been at least somewhat affected or shaped by the internet culture. After all, it is a boundless source of hilarious memes, puns related to anything and everything, and entertaining videos, among numerous other sorts of amusing content.

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    “The internet has played a big part in the expansion and spreading of humor,” Klein told Bored Panda. “Users are regularly sharing what they find funny, like jokes, funny photos, or cartoons, with their Internet friends. They are also responding to postings with their own funny or witty comments.”

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    Rhodri Terrell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like the time a Sargent yelled at a soldier and said that he didn't see him at camouflage practice the other day

    Joe15
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of the guy in the camouflage jacket that stole my wheelchair I got word to him that he can hide but he can't run

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blake, dude, get help, please.

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    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of the old joke about the guy who said it took him three days to get from Houston to Dallas (normally a 4-hour drive). When someone asked him why it took so long he said "Every time I saw a sign that said clean restroom, I did."

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have to advertise that their restrooms are clean?

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    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a related to Amelia Bedelia, the beloved literal-minded maid...

    ILoveMySon
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I STILL say I need to "undust" my furniture. 🙂

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got a bit of talent. I can't even draw a paycheck.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you are taking the picture not your dad!

    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a picture of me outside Phoenix near the prison, there is a sign that said "Prison Area Do not pick up hitchhikers", guess what I was doing.

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad is obviously a dad, he did us proud.

    Couragetcd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the head in his drawing?

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that's a different joke, but ahead means it's in front of you.

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    kathoco
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that hold your horses means to slow down, stop rushing, nothing really to do with stability. Though that ruins the joke.

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I rush around too much, I might fall over because I become unstable. So I think it's connected.

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    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't last furlong, so stop foaling around..

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're neighsaying what you're about to rush into.

    David Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, punny fact that blew my mind to learn; When someone says "Be there or be square", they mean you're a square if you can't be around O_O

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think 'square' used to mean old-fashioned, so it means if you're not there you're not keeping up with modern trends.

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could be the dude trying to change the horse's shoes also!

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    The expert continued to point out that the internet has likely opened netizens up to forms of humor that they previously ignored, or even disliked. “Seeing postings of puns, and realizing that they are chuckling after reading them, for example, might change their opinion of this form of humor,” he suggested, adding that while the internet, too, should be used in moderation, finding something online to laugh about can help ease a trying day and lift us up when we are down.

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    Earthquake903
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at those clodhoppers

    Andy Cran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    clodhoppers not heard that for a long time 👍

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    Couragetcd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the soundtrack while looking at this picture.

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAaaargh! It's Pupzilla! Run!

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    AlienatedCheeseStick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What person in the Bible had no parents? Joshua, because he was the son of Nun!

    Jess Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weirder in Hebrew, as nun is the name for a hebrew letter (it makes the n sound and looks like this: נ). It's also a number in Gematria - 50 to be exact. It's like saying, 'Joshua, B's kid' or 'Joshua, the son of 50'.

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    Ozymandias73
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always thought that "W" should've been called a double-v instead of a double-u

    OmMi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am having nun of your bs

    Duane Bendt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Aramaic and Akkadian, nun means "fish", and in Arabic, nūn means "large fish" or "whale" so round about smart dirty joke.

    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Αnd Nunn just standing there with his 13 points in game 5 of the Greek Championship Finals, missing 3 teeth but smiling from ear to ear because this year he conquered all! 💚☘

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    Betty Swallocks
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's down at the end of lumbar street ...

    Meaghan Stewart
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally chuckled before I even saw the caption lmao (edit: this is so bad I won’t even share it with my father, whom I send dad jokes to every day).

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel my temperature rising now!!

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elvis is looking a little thin here.

    Pheebs
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got told I was being inappropriate in middle school (lower 90s 😭) with how I remembered certain bones. Examples: Elvis shakes his pelvis. Your Radius catches a ride. 👍🏻

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    Penguin Panda Pop
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't visit this Doctor unless you want a bad case of night fever

    Crystal Vaughan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He kept telling me I should be dancing

    Daniel Atkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he a woman's man with no time to talk? Can you tell by the way he uses his walk?

    Andy Cran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    helping those to remain stayin' alive

    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He well versed in "How How Can You Mend a Broken Heart"

    Gwynne Greene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good day to be STAYING ALIVE after a NIGHT FEVER when aided by Dr.B.Gee 😆 He really KNOWS HOW TO DO IT !! LOL 😆

    Betty Swallocks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy could work at a dental clinic which provides false teeth. I bet they'd have a mass of chew sets.

    Jenny Mason
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my surgeons was named Mr Au.

    BlueFox94
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, but he's trying to hitch a ride to San Francisco.

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    deejak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, what were they expecting, anyway?

    Tom Hardeveld
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just like when I didn't get a package and they asked me to send proof I didn't got it. What? Do you want a photo of my empty hands or what?

    Gwynne Greene
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm all TAPPED on this one lol 😆 And WATER result it got, all on its own lol 😆

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you telling me this isn't a hot pic?

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'The hot water is not working', but there are very few jobs around for hot water these days!

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep you can tell that's cold water; "NOT" it all looks the same bone head!!

    Kiwis Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live for this kind of stuff

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    Sarah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe related to Amy Pond?

    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait how do you put pictures, I have a perfect meme

    January Tempis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my name is Amelia. If we got married, i could be Amy Pond:-))

    Someone On The Internet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The is a James Pond video game series. Here is Google's Gemini to explain. Yes, there was a series of video games for the Sega Genesis console called James Pond. The first game in the series, James Pond: Underwater Agent, was released in 1990. It was a platform game where players controlled James Pond, a secret agent who is also a parody of James Bond. The game was followed by two sequels: James Pond 2: Codename Robocod and James Pond 3: Operation Starfish. There was also a spin-off sports-themed game called The Aquatic Games. * https://boardgamegeek.com/wiki/page/family:5475

    Couragetcd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a minute to get to the Bond connection via Amy Pond in Dr. Who first.

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    Chan Sue Lynn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Justin Bieber isn't really a Beaver.

    Marc
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Barry white, is Clint black. Is George strait and Marvin gay?

    Lotekguy
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    Meat Loaf is edible in Donner Pass and Dahmer's house, but not at Burger King. Two out of three ain't bad.

    Dan Berte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got ham but I'm not a hamster.

    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cher doesn't let people use her stuff.

    Floeckchen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Iron Maiden are all made out of flesh and bones and are all dudes.

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Eagles, not birds. Oasis, 5 men and not an oasis. T-Rex, not a dinosaur.

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    BoredHouseKitty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? What do you mean? Then I saw her name 😂😂

    AlienatedCheeseStick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the comedian Glenn Tickle! He and his wife named their daughter Tess! He ended the bit saying “and that’s the dirtiest joke I can make on Dry Bar Comedy.”

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waaay out of my league, and I'm married, but I think I love her.

    Joe15
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the last step that Quality Control performs before they send out a "Tickle Me Elmo" doll? They give him Two Tes(t) Tickles

    Jas Warner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DUDES BE WARE: This lady is nuts.

    Ambry Petersen
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma worked for county once and came across these two names. Lord Tingleleaf and Peggy Wigglesworth. She said everyone at the office always wanted to know what would happen if they got together.

    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend Anita married Moby D**k's brother.

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because who can afford a 20 dollar hamburger any more? soon to be just one dude!!

    David Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's coming back later though, he just went roamin'

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    annie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's hell in hello for us introverts

    Andi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Heaven is goodbye for ever, it's time for me to go .....'

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    Black Garbage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I die, I want everyone at my funeral to have as much fun as possible.

    Peter Trudell Jr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You take the L out of lover and it's over.

    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cant have slaughter without laughter.

    SarCaustic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's fun in dysfunctional.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a dead body in a casket, so wheres the fun in that??

    Bob H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's laughter in slaughter

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    STress (I/me)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I see a part about "great responsibilities" in completely different light

    kelsischloe1986
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that ejaculated quickly. I did not see that cumming. Lol! That's all for raunchy adult comments. It was my pleasure making you laugh or giggle or shake your head. :-)

    Ashley_Kirin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grossed out... by biology facts... that every person over the age of 10 should know... ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scene from Brooklyn 9-9 is so iconic!

    brittany
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i swear i can not sing that song in the car without trying to sing it like jake peralta "now numba fiiiive"

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    Tom Hardeveld
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: "I'm terrified of backstories" Therapist: "Interesting, when did this happen?" Me: ,"It all started when IIiiiAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch my wallet is killing my back, (see #28)

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sopn this will be answered with "who"?

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    Karen Bird
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish Son was English! He's brilliant!

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    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bear with me now- I may look a bit grizzled but I have a fine sense of humor.

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just straining to hear this. . .

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    RavenCroft
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It do be that thick with all the coupons and receipts tho

    Gwynne Greene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone needs to grow a BACKBONE from coming up with this fir an idea..... geez...... where did they find the plans.....on an old DISC 🤔.... 😆

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    keep adding those credit cards you will get there!

    M O'Connell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just fill it up with coupons

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    Gossameringue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it German? You should have said, "Gluten tag"

    Pirate Luxe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's any consolation, I laughed

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best thing since sliced bread!

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    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really love the way some people had their names written on the coffee cup. Its so funny 😁

    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...for 4 frickin dollars there better be value added.

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    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last name is spelled Smith but its pronounced Campbell. Told that to an airline ticket agent once and she literally stopped and stared at me for like 15 seconds until I broke into laughter.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Markwithasee sure is a weird name, whats your last name??

    Dawn Chan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friends name was christina. they spelled kristina

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would they know it wasn't? Kristina is a valid spelling. If they put Cristeena or something, you could complain.

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    I down voted this one because I've seen it about 16 times before.

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    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching bats flapping their wings whilst roosting, turned upside down looks like they’re in a goth club!

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    Joe15
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's A Wood Dog?!!! Who's A Wood Dog?!!! Yes You Are!!!

    Joe15
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only dog that gets termites instead of fleas

    Giles McArdell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oak-ay, Yew wood knot be-leaf how long I took to twig this.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wood say that's a cool piece of board regardless!!

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    annie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never gonna give you up never gonna let you down!

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rick is beautiful in this blue dress :D

    Andy-Pandy-Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That song was playing on the radio as I viewed this Pic. 😳

    Couragetcd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is freaky. Unless you listen to the song in repeat all day every day. The you do you. 😜

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    Suck it Trebek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rick rolled on WOF?!?! Dayum that's cold.

    Camille Sinanan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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    Bijou Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

    Stygtand
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    Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

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    M O'Connell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack Kerouac's "On the Road" atop Cormac McCarthy's "The Road" atop the actual road. it would have worked better if capitalized correctly: On the Road on The Road on the road.

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    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave some cutlery beside it, then someone can find a fork in the road.

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    annie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least none of them are cracking up

    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno that third egg head from the right, the brown one, might be cracking up.

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    Shada
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not going to get over this easy

    Tiny Dancer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just adore the creative choice of the third egg from the left blowing his "nose" when none of the others even have one. Beautiful.

    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically we cant see that he does have one, could be camouflaged.

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now we gotta scramble to make arrangements

    Daniel Atkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is a shell of what he once was.

    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an average plate, at best. Definitely not a better plate.

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there's no expression "He/she's gone to an average place," so it wouldn't work.

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    Matt Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is not enough money in the world to get me to even consider crossing that bridge even at my healthiest, which I am far, far from...

    Parmeisan
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you knew it was only 5 feet above a massive cushion, just obscured by fog-making machines? And you were allowed to inspect the entire length of it underneath. (I'm legitimately curious if that changes things. Sometimes fear is rational... sometimes it isn't. Both are valid.)

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    Lsai Aeon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on how fast the person carrying me is.

    Joe Reaves
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would take me no time at all because nothing in the world is getting me on that bridge.

    SarCaustic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    29 minutes and 59 seconds - just because I can.

    Pamela Tapia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Nope. Nada. Never. No time ever. Not me. Call me chicken if you want, I do not care. I will not cross the bridge. Nopeidy nope no. Not.

    Oskar vanZandt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of tranquillisers and I might give it a go; or not and just take a nap instead...

    deejak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd do it in the fog. If I were blind, I wouldn't be afraid of bridges or heights.

    AlienatedCheeseStick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two hours is more likely for me 😅 That is a big fat absolutely not!

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    Matt Smith
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a bit to get this one as well...

    LauraDragonWench
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ashamed to admit, but this one took me far too long to get. 🤦

    Nicky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're actually dating George Glass

    Lotekguy
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    He forgot to mention the one he spends the most time with - Rosie Palm.

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    annie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if there's free shipping?

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They only live in the next town, why would you need to put him on a ship? /s

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    DE Ray
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd prefer the baby with the liver, not delivered.

    setsuriseikou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, please leave the liver inside the baby, please

    Ellie Ahmed
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The formal phrasing we use sometimes is that a woman who has just given birth is has been "delivered of" a baby, which always sounds to me like they've been rescued from them or relieved from their burden. I understood it a lot more after being pregnant and realising how much, by the time you're at term, you do just really want them to get the f**k out of your body

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    annie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those kicks were fast as lightning!

    Oskar vanZandt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's only two bunnies... There's many millions more cuniculi who are engaged in other activities/hobbies.

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the other bunnies never turned a hare!

    Gwynne Greene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the fur was flyyyyyinng!! 😆

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    Ambry Petersen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OTTERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!. Otter picture makes me happy.

    Suck it Trebek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But seriously what it that weirdo otter doing? I could understand if it was a beaver.

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to say it but is this photoshopped?!

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    deejak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, he wants a drain hole for his dam.

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first otter in space. I'm here for it!

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    AlienatedCheeseStick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You better have lines on that paper if you want me to write anything on it or else I won’t be able to write straight

    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You won't be able to write straight? Well, it *is* Pride Month...

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    Matt Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disqualified - you forgot the words "on this page" :)

    infifthposition
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the original says “do not write your essay on this page” it’s cut off. kinda disappointed in my more og pandas for not noticing

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see why Titanic hit it.

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    BewilderedBanana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you're like me, still half asleep, staring at that pic for ages with a blank expression... book no 9 is actually book 6 upside down :)

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    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this one so low? I find it quite funny to be honest.

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    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would make it undercooked.

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you get it? Did you see his face there?

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    David Paterson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Superman can jump higher than a tall building.

    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it because buildings can't jump?🤡

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    SarCaustic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cows kill more people than sharks...

    KDS
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but it can jump from cloud to cloud.

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    Miss Tinker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, finally figured it out 😅

    KDS
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgive me but what is the joke here?

    Toasted Applesauce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Music makes you lose control - the ctrl key is missing.

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    Leigh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Bible, Jesus disciples drove a Honda. It states they were all in one accord.

    Bongokittycat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both my husband and I laughed out loud to this one! 😂

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad I want one? They could call it the honda Burple.

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    Leigh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My birthday is march 4!

    BookFanatic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but, my birthday does happen to be March 1! lol

    Tara Moov
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how she's immediately looking around for an emergency exit

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    Rob(erta) Roy (They/Them)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thumbs up-🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one scene from Flying High comes to mind. (A.K.A. Airplane)

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    M O'Connell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why is the bishop over here?"

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An Aussie escort requesting payment might say "Check, mate?"

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i take the black. ..... i'm out. (and not even sorry :D)

    Andi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a dominant position, i see you like to control the play with an interesting use of p**n.

    Karina
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont know what im doing, so this will get messy fast.

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like it's right out of Scenes From a Hat

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    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're being to nice, you gotta kick those jackasses who stay past closed unceremoniously.

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    Manana Man
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those two keys are pretty much interchangeable when I type amyway.

    Northlander72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the sort of amarchy that I aspire to

    Ryan Mercer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute, but most people do not look at the keyboard while they type.

    Lsai Aeon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If typing was still taught in schools, this wouldn't be a problem. No hunt and peck, your fingers already know where all the letters are supposed to be, changing the keycaps does nothing.

    Pirate Luxe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It only matters if you can't type... Who looks at the keyboard when typing?

    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me. And I still hit the wrong keys.

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    M O'Connell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since this photo comes up every so often, the ship-shipping ship is MV Blue Marlin.

    Lorraine R
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. I was kind of thinking it was a photoshop image.

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    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a bunch of ship to me!

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    Leigh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Book mark. He's calling him mark.

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    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...clown eggggggs evens staaaaaates wait whut

    Matt Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't need the pictures for this one

    Black Garbage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gonna guess it says “it ain’t even matter”

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Close - it doesn't (dozen) even matter

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    Tiny Dancer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 60 and I can't drive. Did the circling around the empty parking lot on a Sunday with my Mum bit when I was young. I can drive if there's an emergency, just never bothered to get a licence. Just thought I'd share, carry on!

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    49 and live. People would say oh she died to young. Uh-uh. Five decades on this earth is ALOT of BS to put up with. I'm good. Five decades is a long a*s sentence.

    kelsischloe1986
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same Alex! I'm 1 more I can't take it anymore from losing my šħïť! Sad thing is, most if not all people can relate to that and it is sad. :-(

    Foxes&Flowers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that sad that some people are having a good life?

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good, because when they get together to drink there's always a murder there.

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    annie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the look on that girl's face 😭

    Matt Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of looks like she was expecting that kind of joke

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    kelsischloe1986
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short people stop you from getting burned. Positive Perspective!!!! :-)

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, there is fortune in a downward stumble

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    Aisling Raye
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend when I was in college named Justin Case. I thought he was joking until he showed me his drivers license. I guess some parents just can't help themselves.

    Sam Juan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cousin named Aaron Long, middle name Miles, and a friend named Crystal Lake, middle name Claire.

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    annie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who else looked down at their keyboard and realised they aren't actually in those places 🤭

    SarCaustic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is similar to how Canada got it's name with only 3 letters: you take a C, ay. Then an N, ay. And a D, ay.

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a francophone, it's funnier :D "suce" means suck, sooooooo

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    Joe Reaves
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must come from Yorkshire.

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Amtrak train has come a very long way, then.

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned with the extra hand on Emma's back!

    AKA AKA
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh i thought they'd have a lil pebble

    Gina Price
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not Emma Stone, and it's barely The Rock.

    David Paterson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The epistles of Peter in the Bible are literally Rocky 1 and Rocky 2.

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    Camille Sinanan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm terrified of the backstreetboys Therapist-Tell me why AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feeling I read this joke, just very recently. I remember because I only got it after reading some comments.

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    Anička
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it the actor or the costume that is supposed to be invisible?

    Hey Kat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it's John Cena and his "catch phrase" or whatever is "You Can't See Me"

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    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For people (like me) who have never heard of John Cena, let alone his catchphrase, this joke will never live. (Found out from the comments but too late now.)

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