50 Of The Funniest Conversations People Have Overheard In Courthouses

That judge is sick of the pretentious attorneys acting like they know more than the judge. I'm sure he's thinking, "If you're such a great attorney, why am I the one in the robe?"

Doesn't sound like this attorney is moving up in life and we can see why

I would like to meet this judge when I'm at court. I think we'd be friends.

Potentially me being dumb... I thought, in America, judges were lawyers for a good while first? Very likely wrong - so interested to hear if I am! 🙂

... Anybody else read Bleak House?

That's way more than the IRS thinks it takes to raise a kid.

You can get a coffee and a sandwich to raise my kids? This is helpful news

A North New Jersey judge without a doubt. It's "pork roll", your honor.

You are not "paying her to raise your kids", you are paying to cover the kids' expenses while they are not at your house. Child support is not an employer-employee thing.

Yep, we're raising our granddaughter (after our daughter passed). The son-in-law has no clue as to how expensive it is to raise the child -- does not buy her any clothing, does not factor in her special diets needs, nothing for transportation, blah, blah. But, claims our granddaughter for tax exemption. Really?

Well, look who just caught on!

No s**t Sherlock

Imagine that!

Thank you captain obvious

If he were being judged for things in the future, we'd be living in Minority Report.

The real-life equivalent of misspelling a word and having autocorrect take it and make it something much different

Happened to me. Coworker said she didn't recognize me with my clothes on in front of both of our families. We worked in a factory and she meant street clothes. That took an awkward couple of minutes to explain to both families.

sounds like something I would say

I have a "close friend" that is a judge, so that might have worked for me LOL Poor woman

In a similar situation, we ran into some peeps who only saw my sister when they all worked at Renaissance Faire in costume blurted out "Oh, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on" in front of a ton of people, in per

It takes a special kind of idiot to wear that shirt to court!

The very people that are always bringing up "Freedom of Speech," don't actually know how it works. Freedom of Speech means you can't be persecuted by your government for your words. His rights and freedoms were not violated here.

What sort of idiot would wear that to court to begin with?!

Effing moron. People like this are the reason I think we should put Darwinism back in place.

Why is it the people who always throw tantrums about their constitutional rights don’t understand what their rights are and how that works on a basic level? You have rights not to persecuted. That doesn’t mean a free for all. You don’t have a right to speak freely in my home, on my blog or wall or website or my business and you definitely don’t have that right in a courthouse or government building.

Resting Bamboozled Face

as someone with resting bastard face, i felt this one

Better then my resting b***h face

upvote for RBH

bahahaha Resting confused face

Depending on how big of an a*s he was being prior, I would have allowed the dog to proceed.

... I fell on the floor laughing because of that, I just regained the ability to breathe after laughing so hard

This has to be in the Phoenix Wright game because its too hilariously irregular and should've add this in it.

I would have LMAO !

Note to self: Always sleep higher than dogs can reach.

Did u hear about the women who told the judge she couldn't do jury duty because she had plans with her sugar daddy. For real they even let her go

He did say "right now". The defendant wants to be truthful.