50 People Who Eavesdropped On Hilarious Private Conversations And Couldn’t Help But Share (New Pics)

I mean I call my biological mom “my biological mom” to differentiate her from the mom I have now. Idk if she was a good person or not though

Sorta like "gestation tube" for a bad mother.

Relatable

Ditto

Shout out to all the *good* stepfathers that filled in for those losers. I had neither, but hey a sincere shout out to them! Giving you all your flowers now 💐

My niece (5)was playing dolls and Barbie gave ken a kiss said I'm going in my date. So I asked who was who. She said this is my husband, this is my boyfriend, & this is my girlfriend, He knew what he was getting into when we married. I had her go play outside

why is the other kid named after Whiskey?

But be willing to adapt.

Reminds me of my younger sister telling me that I'm staying home with the kids and she's working when we played house as children.

never change for a person named after a whiskey...

Truer words were never spoken

It is a combination of the smells of all the people living in the house. As a child, I was able to distinguish the neighbors' apartments by smell.

I’ve always lived in very diverse neighborhoods so whenever I’d go into a neighbors house I’d encounter a new smell. Plus my mom went through an incense phase.

Habituation. Have you ever entered your house when cooking fish, but a half an hour later you don't smell it until you go out to pick something up and when you return home it as strong as ever?

"Dude, your smelling backtalk and other variations of attitude."

I'm 66, so I'm closer to my death than my birth.

But, but, but, I still remember PARTS of 1990, therefore it wasn't that long ago. Besides, I'm only 37 (ok, ok, I'm 37 with 23 years of experience but still...)

This is not the way to start my day.

ohgosh

Oof. I cannot math that, but I feel it.

To those who are asking how not drinking coffee is "edgy", I think the mean girl thought the other girl didn't drink coffee because she wanted to seem different and cool, as drinking coffee seems to be the norm now. For those reading this comment: if this helped you, then great! If you already understood and think I'm pointing out the obvious, please don't leave a snarky comment along the lines of "Oh, wow, I didn't know that's what it meant, thank you so much" or "Thanks, Captain Obvious". Kindness is much appreciated. Snarkiness is not :)

Think you're so cool with your heart condition 🙄 😂😂

There is this Finnish comedian, Ismo. He was talking about people who don't drink coffee. He asks: "how do those people sh!t?"

...........I might be missing something but, what's edgy and cool about not drinking coffee? I hate the stuff too. Am I edgy and cool now?

Oh. That’s awkward

I would’ve had to laugh out loud

I do not believe this happened.

Wait, how did OP know the kid was 8 years old? 🤔

Favorite quote from my grandma: "There is no f*****g god!"