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Two things that you might already know about me, dear Pandas, is that I’m a huge fan of animals and I love puns, jokes, and all sorts of wittiness. Combine the two together and you’ve got yourself a happy camper, your biggest fan. It should come as no surprise then that I absolutely adore the signs put up by the Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital in North Carolina, in the US.

They’re quirky, they’re funny, and they’ll make your day brighter with their dad joke-level humor (that’s a compliment in my opinion!). We’ve collected some of the vet hospital’s best signs to share with you, Pandas, so go on, scroll down and have a read! Remember to upvote your fave signs and let us know in the comments which of these made you laugh the most. I’m not ashamed to admit that I snorted into my cup of tea when I read the flamingo joke. Guilty as charged.

A representative of the Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital was kind enough to answer Bored Panda's questions about the amusing signs outside. "Our owner Dr. Dante Martin loves dry humor and dad jokes so we thought it would be a good way to put a smile on our clients' faces while also connecting to our community. We also wanted something that would attract people as they drove by the clinic while also making them giggle a little," they revealed.

Scroll down for our interview with them, as well as for our chat with the PDSA about keeping our pets healthy and fit and why weight gain isn’t our friend.

More info: Facebook | HollyRidgeVetCare.com

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Sans
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i am so very purr-oud

BleeBloo
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

meow you've done it

Alex Kiryk
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would love to see more jomes on your outside sign board. Very funny😄

Robin Roper
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This animal hospital is in Holly Ridge, NC which is home to what was Camp Davis, a WWII camp where early surface to air missiles were tested.

I was curious to find out who the people coming up with the jokes are. According to the representative of the vet hospital, the brains behind the humor are hospital manager Linda Martin and the owner, Dr. Martin. "[They] brainstorm together most times and other times we have a book of corny pet jokes that we use for inspiration. Also, the staff finds inspiration from upcoming holidays. For mardi gras, we put up a sign that said, 'Show me your kitties!!!'"

According to the Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital representative, there has been loads of positive feedback to their signs. "Many of our clients come in and let us know how much they love our sign or we’ll have people just passing by call us to tell us how happy our signs make them. I think this is why we change the signs so frequently," they said.

"To hear how much our clients look forward to seeing our signs while driving down the highway makes us so happy. We have even had clients call to ask when we will be changing the signs again after only a couple of days of being up."

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    Dani Alexander
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha that explains why they act so entitled

    Stan Brooks
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is God's Truth!! (And I'm an atheist, except for cats)

    The Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital is fairly small, but the people working there have big hearts. On their Facebook page, they write that they provide “genuine care and compassion for your pet.” We don’t doubt it. I’d let anyone with such a great sense of humor take care of my pets.

    Anna Ewers Clark, a vet working with the PDSA, the United Kingdom’s leading vet charity, told Bored Panda just how important it is that we keep our pets healthy. We had a chat specifically about dogs and how we can improve their quality of life, their energy levels, and their overall happiness.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, wait just a cotton-pickin' minute! *I* can't whistle.

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ve heard them singing, they can’t carry a tune.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor's dog could whistle. It had asthma.

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    Uber Mensch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not even slow down between.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on what you're saying. If I ask my zeppelin if he wants some food the sound hits some very fine tuned receptors. They fire a message through the specially laid neurons to that small part of the brain that's always alert. It gets the body moving again and before you know it the cat is in the kitchen lamenting about the low quality life he leads. Even me typing about food gets his attention somehow, he just looked at me askew.

    LesAnimaux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a cat butler, this made me laugh

    Teodor Negru
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the same is true for kids' ears

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not very much different from kids ears.

    Ola Pe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common among teenages as well😛

    According to PDSA vet Anna, obesity is a very large problem for all pets, dogs included. In order to avoid having to deal with all the health issues that it brings with (from arthritis and back problems to increased risk of cancer, stroke, and injury), it’s vital that we focus on providing our pets with a good diet and the opportunities for plenty of movement. Greater weight leads to less energy to exercise which, in turn, leads to more weight gain.

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    “Unfortunately, if your dog puts on weight, this can cause them to slow down and not want to exercise, which can lead to a circle of weight gain as they continue to eat the same amount but will want to exercise less and less,” the vet warned Bored Panda.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if she has a puppy (one of those lovely reddish golden ones), it will be a melon collie baby.

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll get very sad if you cross a collie with a melon.

    olx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rlly wanna draw this rn

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    Adam Rindegård
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    roll roll roll your cow, gently down the hill, merrily merrily merrily merrily, life is but a dream

    Mel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cow with 2 legs- lean beef!

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    “Over time, this can lead to obesity, which has a big impact on your dog’s health. So it’s really important to pick up the early indicators of weight gain by checking your dog’s weight and shape regularly, and learning what the ideal is for them, so you can spot if their weight might be starting to creep up,” vet Anna revealed to Bored Panda that we have to regularly check how much our pets weigh if we feel that they might be growing chonkier.

    If you’re worried, you really ought to reach out to your local vet. They’ll advise you on how best to proceed if your dog is entering obesity territory. “If you’re not sure if your dog is getting the right amount or type of food or you don’t know if they’re exercising enough, talk to your vet team,” Anna advised.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had to use "toot" in stead of "fart" because too many people woud be offended by the dirty words they used.

    Aaricia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowadays fart, a completely normal bodily function, is offending. How pathetic have some people become?

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    olx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. bo burhnam early days flashbacks ..

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why they became extinct, clever.

    Adam Rindegård
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like they were ahead of their time

    FailBunny17
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like them Unicorns, always waiting til the last minute. They just can't take anything seriously, always being so whimsical and sh**.

    Gabby M
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SIGHS I cant say enough about the importance of punctuality

    “They’ll be able to check your dog’s weight and shape, look for any medical causes for any changes you’ve noticed and come up with a plan with plenty of support so you can get them to the ideal shape. This will often include changing their diet and putting them on an exercise program, as a combination of the two will keep your dog in tip-top condition,” Anna stressed that reaching out to your vet for help isn’t a sign of weakness, it’s one of love for our pets.

    And while we’re having the vet take a look at our pets, it’s really in our best interest to have a good laugh or two to keep our spirits up. Funny vet hospital signs can help with that. Humor doesn’t just improve our mood, it’s actually boosting our physical and mental health, too.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many rivers can there be in a desert? None, because otherwise it would not be a desert.

    Joel Hopkins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....and if you put some poison in that box with the cat and close it, the cat is both alive and dead until you open the box!

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on your relationship with your dog, you might not want to know.

    Angela Horak
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ham Hands. Pretty sure I'm Ham Hands

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    Very Well Mind explains that laughter boosts our immune systems, improves our heart health, improves our tolerance for pain, and even improves our sleep. What’s more, humor helps reduce our stress levels (nobody’s thinking about their problems when they’re chuckling at a goofy vet sign), improves our memory, and helps improve our social relationships by bringing us together. To this end, I ask: why don’t all vet hospitals have fun signs like Holly Ridge does?

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    rspanther
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dogs have always been in charge.

    Ann Coffman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately, dogs choose to bless us with their presence.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till they see us with cats.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is definitely no question who's in charge in this case

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cats. They’re in charge of the dogs. And us.

    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they saw us with our cats they would KNOW who's in charge.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Us. We literally lead them on a leash, which is a symbol of domination. I won't explain you how I discovered that, but my neck is still sore.

    Which of these signs made you chuckle the hardest, Pandas? Are there any jokes that you know that you think definitely should show up on the hospital signs? Share your thoughts in the comment section. Meanwhile, if you’re done enjoying this list, check out Bored Panda’s articles about hilarious signs from other vet clinics here, here, and here.

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    Dani Alexander
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, whiskers make it easy to pur. (Stir….pur…ya get it? Teehe)

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    Phillip Green
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so not dashing if it isn’t fast and shouldn’t they put it up near Christmas it doesn’t seem cold

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: saura means lizard in Greek but the word thesaurus even though they sound similar have nothing to do with lizards and means treasure

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    Dani Alexander
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, they have 9 lives so I’d assume they would have excellent stories to tell.

    Phillip Green
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought all animals had one tail

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    Auntriarch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was what you pick up behind a Cocker poodle

    Kailey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't this one what Spencer said when he was covering for Lubert and had that ham radio?

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    rspanther
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something I would like to have.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat’s Resolution: I will not use Dad’s underwear as a hammock when he’s on the toilet.

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The aliens know who’s in charge.

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do cats have their litter of kittens in a litter box

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    Terilee Bruyere
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to a petting zoo/berry farm recently. Overheard a man saying he felt bad about how much chicken he ate, while holding a chicken so his daughter could pet it.

    Ann Coffman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how they get ya. Was that petting zoo run by PETA?

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you eat or while I eat?

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    Ann Coffman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm picturing in my mind a chubby, cute, little Husky boi!!! Awww!

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    Ann Coffman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this one took me a minute. Excuse me while I go sharpen my brain.

    Shelby P
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 nuns walked into a bar.. 3rd one ducked... didn't want it to become a habit.

    Rose the Cook
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had probably drunk too much already.

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the guy in the easy chair.

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    Ann Coffman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck, I'm feeling him swimming around inside me! Damn that unagi.

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    Adrian
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    Dairy is not good for cats...

    Terilee Bruyere
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    There is a product called Cat-Sip, made from lactose reduced milk, that is given as a treat.

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