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While every baby is cute and charming in their own way, some of them come out looking so old that you might mistakenly call them "Sir."
Bored Panda has compiled a list of Benjamin Button style cute babies, who look like they came out of the womb already complaining about the room temperature and playing bingo. Some of these funny kids resemble superstar actors who became famous not for their Adonis-like looks, such as Danny DeVito and Steve Buscemi, while others in these baby pictures look like they traveled straight out of a Medieval painting (just a whole lot cuter). But no matter how wrinkly, dissatisfied or cranky these funny kids might look, there's no denying that they are still adorable babies, capable of conquering any heart. And hey, being born is a tough enough job!
Continue scrolling to check out these quirky 3-month-olds, who took the expression "they grow up so fast" to another level. Trust us; these funny baby pictures are just what you need on a slow workday morning.
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#1
Our Baby Looks Exactly Like Gordon Ramsay
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
Well, if he roast you when you'll start food diversification, he may be his hidden son ;p
Mojones 7 years ago
"This baby food is SO raw, it got up and mashed itself!"
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CurlyFries 7 years ago
"this formula is so cold, the president is using it to deny global warming!"
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#2
My Son Used To Look Like Danny Devito
#3
At 2 Days Old, My Daughter Has Perfected The “Are They Using My Driveway To Turn Around?” Look
Barbara Gibson 7 years ago
It looks to me like he's filling his diaper with toxic waste. I have 6 kids of my own, so I am familiar with that look. Babies are wonderful, even when they poop! .
#4
This Baby Looks Like An Old Irish Man
Aaron Kara 7 years ago
HAHAHA! I'm sure I've seen this guy in my local Irish boozer, telling stories over a pint of guiness!
Laura Mcphellamy - Parker 7 years ago
This baby has to be an old soul. I hope they grow into their features!!
Nakia Simmons 7 years ago
Yes! Exact match. You get the awesome comment award for this set of comments. I laughed so hard, thank you!
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#5
So My Friend's Baby Looks Like Gandalf The White
#6
15 Minutes Old And Already Tired Of Your Sh*t
ELEANORA JAMIL 4 years ago
Why are people so mean to their ugly babies. ACCEPT WHO THEY ARE OKAY?!
#7
My Friend's Baby Photo. I Couldn't Stop Laughing
We'llSee 7 years ago
I've heard people say "not all babies are cute" , and my own grandmother said my first born looked like ET (she was only 5lbs and tiny) I cried my eyes out when I heard she had said that lol... but I can assure you, you hand me any of these little babies and I don't care whats said, I'd love them up, rock / feed them and honestly think they were all just plain beautifully awesome.
#8
If I Saw This Baby, I'd Probably Call Him Sir By Accident
Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
I just hope that he doesn;t have albinism, cause if so the parents are up for some serious challenges. It's not only the "cool" hair, eyebrow colour but also being sensitive to sunlight among many other disorders ;(
Teddy Metropolis 7 years ago
I bet when he wakes up, he looks directly into his mom’s eyes and says “Inconceivable!!”
#9
Anyone Seen My Teeth??
Rose Marciano 7 years ago
If somebody asked if that was my baby, I would lie and say it belongs to a friend.
Pepper Pots 7 years ago
He will grow up to be a fine looking young fellow, I was a wrinkly baby myself
My O My 7 years ago
Now we need a pic to decide if you're a fine looking young fellow 😉
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#10
My Mom's Persian Friend's Baby
Aaron Kara 7 years ago
Its the kind of face that says - "I just s**t myself, you deal with it"
#11
This Is What Newborn Norwegians Looks Like
Belle_Pandamonium 7 years ago (edited)
LOL - this could easy be one of my norwegian nephews 😂😂
#12
This Baby Is A Whole 7 Mins Old & Already Fed Up With Life
Mojones 7 years ago
When you're in your first reincarnation and all you think is: "Oh, not this s**t again".
Krystine Patterson 7 years ago
Must've been a tough birth. I'd imagine all babies look like this after being squeezed out of a tiny orifice.
CHRISTIE WAGNER 7 years ago
The embodiment of the Peggy Lee song lyrics, IS THAT ALL THERE IS?
#13
My Niece Came Out Pissed
Jeannine Pope 7 years ago (edited)
A lot of these comments are negatively stereotyping this little girl. She looks sassy and about as grumpy as the others but no one used poor grammar or mentioned weapons with any of them.
#14
This Is My Fiancé's Friend's Son
Fiendhunter 7 years ago
Omg he does look like it 😂 Mandrake-5...fd-png.jpg 
Marie Oriol-Lavalle 7 years ago
If I saw this baby in its mama’s arms, I would remain 100% quiet without commenting a word; you couldn’t get a peep out of me if you held a gun to my head😳
#15
Oh Dear! My Word!
Night Owl 7 years ago (edited)
The bowtie and the gray high-waist pants don't make things better
#16
I've Been Using My Nephew As Reaction Pictures
#17
My Son Was Born Just In Time For His 80th Birthday
lazy panda 7 years ago
Has anyone watched Jeff Dunham? This little dude looks like a very bald Walter.
#18
My Daughter Looks Like She Lives In A Van Down By The River
Catherine J Stout 3 years ago
I’ve seen this pic so many times, but it tickles me every time..Both the pic and the caption are hilarious!
#19
This Baby Is Already Sick Of His Grandchild's Sh*t
David Viesta 7 years ago
During a peekaboo play: “I know you are hiding your face behind your hands dad. We've been over this already”
Michelle Dodson 7 years ago
Boy. I will knock yo' sorry a*s into next f*****g Tuesday. Hear me?
#20
Friends Baby Looks Like Wallace Shawn
#21
Brought My Son Home From The Hospital After He Was Born, He Doesn't Seem Very Happy About It
Michelle Dodson 7 years ago
So ... let me get this straight. I come back and I'm ... an infant on planet F*****G EARTH?
Chrissyyoung256 7 years ago
You expect me to stay in this dump after the luxurious place I just came from?
#22
Middle Aged 1 Month Old
#23
My Daughter Looks Like Steve Buscemi
Pepper Pots 7 years ago
OMG I laughed so loud, I can see the resemblance. Kudos to you for having a sense of humor. They all get better looking with time. Most babies look like patatoes, or Steve Buscemi
Parmeisan 7 years ago
"Most babies look like potatoes or Steve Buscemi." Once you have learned that, you have learned much.
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A Dyke From The Dreamworld 7 years ago
Please stop. This baby probably looks better than you ngl
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That Hairline
Jo Johannsen 7 years ago
He does look just like the guy in Princess Bride!
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#25
Grumpy Old Baby
Jean Jenns 7 years ago
actually, they feel more secure when swaddled like this.
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#26
My Son Contemplating Life On His First Camping Trip
Brenda Alvira Alvarez 7 years ago
"laid back, with my mind on my mommy and my mommy on my mind"
Tracy Wolfe 7 years ago
No one can tell me, Nobody knows, Where the wind comes from, Where the wind blows. 💨
#27
Just Trying To Get A Little Breakfast Around Here
Chris Watson 7 years ago
This little guy doesn't belong here! Unlike most of the others, he's really cute.
CHRISTIE WAGNER 7 years ago
I told you I don't want no food cooked on no Teflon pans. They're carcinogenic.
#28
Nursing Home Shot
CHRISTIE WAGNER 7 years ago
And he wouldn't stop coming on to me so I made him some chocolate chip cookies that had ExLax in it instead of the chocolate chips hee hee hee!
Teddy Metropolis 7 years ago
Somebody please photoshop some teeth and repost. I have a feeling he will look even funnier!
#29
Get Off My Lawn And Let Me Enjoy My Metamucil
CHRISTIE WAGNER 7 years ago
But nobody told me you weren't supposed to eat the jacks that came in the cereal.
Night Owl 7 years ago (edited)
I assume it's some medical check but it looks like he/she is getting strangled. Sorry, sometimes my mind goes to dark places. 😓
#30
Not Amused In The Slightest
Arran Walker 7 years ago
That looks like Jeffrey Jones, the guy who played the principal in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
Joseph Barnett 7 years ago
Why does this baby remind me of Shelly Winters in The Poseidon Adventure?
#31
Baby Looks Happy To Collect His First Pension Slip
T Arde 7 years ago
He looks like should have a " Gone Fishin' " sticker on the back of his vehicle and pass out weird old-fashioned candies to his grandkids.
Ruth Beaty 7 years ago
And possibly have had a couple of beers by 10 in the morning.
Load More Replies... Teddy Metropolis 7 years ago
I bet after this picture was taken, he hopped into his 1995 Ford Crown Victoria and drove 45 mph on the freeway.
Jeannine Pope 7 years ago
He always has his fishing rod and tackle box in the back of his truck.
Brandi VanSteenwyk 7 years ago
I absolutely adore this face!! He (only because the shirt is blue) reminds me of some cartoon character but I can't recall which one.
#32
Where Am I?!
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
I heard that in Moleman's voice. The old man in The Simpsons.
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Elaine Bergman-Burns 7 years ago
What's with the clothes parents? "No sense buying him shoes (and clothes ) until he starts school. Hey I got an idea..."
Eulalie Grace 7 years ago
I think so, too. It's the same shirt - different pants.
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#33
Baby In Florida Was Born Weighing 14 Pounds And Has Already Lived 50 Years
diane a 7 years ago
a lady living a couple of miles from from me got the record for the largest baby in england - it was about 14lb - she already had 8 children which must have made it easier
Load More Replies... porcupine 7 years ago
Don’t they take them out before they get that big? I feel like I’ve heard anything over 10 pounds is dangerous for both the baby and the mom, but I might be making that up.
BusLady 7 years ago
The baby has to be fully developed, tho. It has nothing to do with weight.
Load More Replies... diane a 7 years ago
just the thought of giving birth to a Christmas turkey was enough to put me off
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#34
My Eighty Year Old One Day Old Son
Pepper Pots 7 years ago
But you will still love him, promise he will swan the s**t of of that baby body
tinklyatom 7 years ago
Sweetie looks like he's thinking ..It wasn't great the last time I was here an' here we go again..
#35
Grandpa Baby
#36
They Grow Up So Fast
Connie Martin 7 years ago
I'm glad I checked the Comments before I said that again!
Load More Replies... Hamlets twin 7 years ago
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." ~Rodney Dangerfield
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Sorry Stooges fans.... I see Rick from P**n Stars... He's even got the smirk down pat!
#37
7 Lbs 11 Oz, 81 Years Old
Elisabeth Rigan 7 years ago
When a baby's first bath was too cold, or when he cries for his first baths, you can tuck him in a towel, give him the bath at a good temperature, and let gently the towel go. The bad memories disappear, the good ones will start. An old nurse's trick.
Patti Stepchuk 7 years ago
Wish I would have heard this 28 years ago, but thank you. I’ll remember for my grandchildren.
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Flisey 7 years ago
I have never seen a baby getting a bath with towels in the bath. Very strange
Xiaolaohu 7 years ago
Keeps him warm, gives him some modesty for the picture
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#38
That Baby Looks Like Churchill!
#39
I Was A Balding Baby
Nancy Jeckells 7 years ago
Hi Nancy, Im a Nancy and Canadian too, haven't seen the U.S. version of the Office, but know the UK version it was based on.
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Josie Jones 7 years ago
Makes me wonder if these babies bald later in life? Is it a glimpse into the future?
#40
My Friend's Baby Looks Like He Just Got Done Working Out
#41
Old Baby. My Son Just As He Plopped Down From Standing
Eulalie Grace 7 years ago (edited)
He's melting because it was raining, and he's so sweet.
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#42
Instant Old Man When He's Angry
#43
My Son, Not A Day Over 80
#44
1,000 Yard Stare
Carol Emory 7 years ago
"man..if I could walk myself over there, I'd spit up all over you for making that 'little old man' comment..."
#45
My Cousin's 3-Week-Old Son
#46
1 Month Till My 80th Birthday
Carol Emory 7 years ago
Look how big that noggin is. Start training him early! Einstein had a head like that growing up..and we all know how smart he was....
#47
Little Dude Got Some Serious Old Man Brows
Kim Markey 7 years ago
He's got the face of a detective interviewing a suspect: "So where were you last night between 8:30 PM and 11?
#48
You'll Understand When You're Older
Hubertus Touché 7 years ago
Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin', Tossed salad and scrambled eggs Oh My Mercy And maybe I seem a bit confused, Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
#49
Baby Pattern Baldness
#50
My Friend's Baby Pictures Look Like Mrs. Doubtfire
Jacquelyn Rivera 10 months ago
Yikes. I don't think so. Not all babies are cute. It just is what it is.
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Ladislav Pollo 7 years ago
its weird that almost every youngling is super cute, but humans pups are pretty ugly and hideous :D
Lara L. 7 years ago
In the first couple of days many baby animals look not that cute: f.e. baby panda bears. And humans are ugly because they get born "too early"- they have a big brain and need to get out there before they get too big- other animals stay inside their mums tummy until they are able to walk..
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Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Yes, exactly! I can't really compliment on newborns... they look like naked mole rats. My goto phrase is "how precious". At least I'm not lying.
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Randomcthulu 7 years ago
My mom always called it the peeled earthworm stage, then after a week or so their head etc regains its proper shape after birth and they fill out and are fat and cute...my little sis looked like a red gorilla when they first brought her home
Ladislav Pollo 7 years ago
its weird that almost every youngling is super cute, but humans pups are pretty ugly and hideous :D
Lara L. 7 years ago
In the first couple of days many baby animals look not that cute: f.e. baby panda bears. And humans are ugly because they get born "too early"- they have a big brain and need to get out there before they get too big- other animals stay inside their mums tummy until they are able to walk..
Load More Replies... Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Yes, exactly! I can't really compliment on newborns... they look like naked mole rats. My goto phrase is "how precious". At least I'm not lying.
Load More Replies... Randomcthulu 7 years ago
My mom always called it the peeled earthworm stage, then after a week or so their head etc regains its proper shape after birth and they fill out and are fat and cute...my little sis looked like a red gorilla when they first brought her home
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