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Jimmy Fallon never ceases to amuse us with his hilarious Twitter hashtag games. There was #MyFamilyIsWeird, #Badvice, #MyTeacherIsWeird, #WhyDidISayThat, and #ImDumb, to name a few... The most recent game is just as good - #OfficePartyFail.

What's an office party without any fails, right? Something just always has to go wrong... Or shall I say right? Either way, the fails people shared on Twitter are just hilarious. We've picked out the best and put them together in a list below. Keep on scrolling to take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

#1

Office Party Fail Tweet

stonedoctrine Report

Kjorn
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

are your sure he still your boss?

Zeeshan Afzal
Community Member
9 years ago

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Mell
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take precaution people. Take precaution.

Samantha P
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't tell your kids your thoughts. They will turn on you!! Lol!!

Monkey D. Luffy
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah kids. They say the darnest things don't they?

Karel Blechta
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did something very similar to my poor Dad when I was a kid. My Dad introduced me to his Boss at a school concert (he was the music teacher there), and I said to him "So your Dad's boss? Boy, he really doesn’t like you!"

Stille20
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ummm.. you kind of had that coming. You taught your 6 year old the word a*****e and use it to describe your boss? She should at least know its a bad word and not to say it to strangers. She is totally going to call her teacher an a*****e.

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    #2

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    markmosher29 Report

    Nga Kieu
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he laugh his a*s off

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope he find it funny

    Samantha P
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey how do you use this?? It won't show up!! Thx a lot whoever bought me this hunk of junk"

    Jane The Killer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone in my schools reply to this: THAT'S RACIST!

    Jim Phoenix
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once my dad and his coworkers did that and he put in a bottle of fish sauce. His boss got it😊(uncontrollable laughter)

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    #3

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    blairmichellep Report

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stripper: $250, Memories: Priceless

    Nicole Romero
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, a stripper probably makes more money than a teacher does

    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just died a little on the inside.

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so...now a days you need two jobs if you are a teacher.

    Bee Greenberg
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely, more of the class would have paid attention if she had taught math that way. "Ok, kids. What's the square root of 49? Get it right, I remove my bra. Get it wrong, I give you all a pop quiz."

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4th grade teacher...That makes her...how old?? I call b******t on this one!

    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kinda place orders a stripper for a send-off? I'm thinkin IT...NOT!

    rai mei
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how old is the stripper if she was the 4th grade math teacher?

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    #4

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    CutkoskyAnthony Report

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't expect a "Christmas Bonus" on your paycheck this year

    chachkimooch
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ok, I think he already got a "Christmas Boner..." lol

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is: did he get that number?

    endelbendel
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wisdom of 'Don't s**t where you eat.'

    Jamal W
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must have been flirting back...

    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she was just being polite. ^_-

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    #5

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    whoopiepie10 Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so now he'd not trust anyone

    Angelina
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine it is awkward enough LOL and I think the a*****e in my office would never even try to play that,cause he will fall and die LOL

    Hayley Lightcap
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that thought Mean Girls?

    Lelia Ungureanu
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i suppose after this they all got their last paychek

    Samantha P
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am laughing my a*s off right now!!

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    #6

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    lilliluwho Report

    adoracat
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that so damn bad!! Freaking AWESOME with a side order of awesomesauce!

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    Anak Shaleh
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least you won something in your life

    Samantha P
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy. Guess they don't like your fashion sense. Well I would change yourself if you want some friends!! Lol!! Jk!

    Jamal W
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All Christmas sweaters are ugly in my honest opinion lol

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honest instead of humble opinion is priceless. :D

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    #7

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    mseric Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be worse. Funny sorry: intern volunteered to organize the ordering of lunch one day. Sent the invitation to send her pizza requests instead of to the departement list to the company email dustribution list (>1000 receipients), to which dhe erroneously had writing rights. Got hundreds of "orders". :D

    Natasha L
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the boss thought it was a fail

    Karina Reis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we don't get ANY food at the BAKERY where I work... talk about greedy...

    Jonathan Eatsalot
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 people couldn't come up with money for more pizza?

    Nofar Livne
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not just rude that's bad math

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    #8

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    MissSchliez Report

    Lynn Daley
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Charge RN in a major California hospital I received my first Christmas bonus...a check for $5.00. I returned the check to the unit manager and asked him to donate the funds to our unit...and he did. The Christmas party consisted of coffee, bottled water and penny candies in pretty bowls for the entire hospital!

    Eva Vliese
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I swear im not drunk' then how come you smell like punch?... i fell...in a punch bowl...yeah right😂

    Anton Bereš
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the punishment for being sober!

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she at least to the opportunity to drink the punch...now that the embarrassment is there, why stay sober?

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    #9

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    timdrake Report

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahahaha shite! Ur ex got a promotion!

    Emmanuel Christian
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAS dating ... now they're married ... time to look for a new job

    bern Habubbi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read that as bought and got very confused haha

    Emre ÇINAR
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wooohoooooooo :) I'd like to see their face

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    #10

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    kingedhill Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! So great. I wish to know the rest of the story

    sunnyrei82
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like secret santa. And I hate it that everybody says "it's optional!" but if you pass, everybody gets shocked and tag you as a party pooper grinch.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'd rather get a good present for someone I like, not a s**t present for someone I'm impartial towards.

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's 10 cats you can prank! lol

    ''-Kelly Hughes-''
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hope that he was my secret Santa . Because that sounds better than a lot of the gift boxes I've seen in stores for $10 and under

    Melina Pothier
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um I thought gift giving was always about the thought and kindness of a gesture, no matter the cost.. Why are people so petty? It's sad that people still call this Christmas and relate it to Christianity.. (I do not celebrate) but if people are going to be like this, they should call it something else.

    Emmanuel Christian
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in indonesia, $1 can get you like a kilogram of cucumbers ... what does a $1 cucumber looks like?

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    #11

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    FroHorner Report

    Erin Durand
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh.. That's an office party win

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a win for the guy on the ceiling. Less so for the rest of the party.

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    That Fat Mouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm... how tf did he get up there?

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Spiderman in disguise. Thank god he is not a Batman, else he would be hanging upside down

    Intensive Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now imagine him being forgotten and having to stay there over the weekend

    Tizzymaii Master
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drama kids are kick at hide and seek. They have wild imaginations.

    Bonnie Alcorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He really wanted to win, didn't he? Reminds me of my childhood. The neighborhood kids would all get together and play. There was one little girl that no one liked...she was a spoiled, obnoxious brat. Well, we played hide & seek until everyone had been found except for that one girl. Then we changed games & left her hiding. Kids can be mean.

    adoracat
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's called playing "hide". Same game, nobody looks for you! ;)

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    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just stands there. Watching. Waiting. Judging.

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    #12

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    GunnyScarehart Report

    rai mei
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least it was not some other girl that he asked

    Mell
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't decide whether she was drunk too or not.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the implication is that she dumped him on the spot.

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    #13

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    ughhitsashley Report

    Greta Bu
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, this has no competition :D

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left something to remember....

    Linds
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like that, as mysteriously as she arrived, she was gone. lol

    Meg Bee
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol!! This is the best one.

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    #14

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    _eizzil_ Report

    Amanda Pack
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuff like this makes me love people

    La
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is awesome. Not fail.

    Rich Secker
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is-HVxmUELQ Official printer jam video from 2009. Your co-worker lies!

    Emmanuel Christian
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they must be some old school ribbon printers ... the newer ones don't make much noise

    Emre ÇINAR
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the fail part of this one :\ i wanna hear it too

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    #15

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    Skyblumelon Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If no one showed up, how did you know, no one was there? It is a secret to everybody.

    Drew Madden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does he go by the artist name mitsabishi? because there is a dubstep song that is composed of printer sounds and it's called printer jam

    bern Habubbi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sure they're not avoiding you?haha

    #16

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    CrohnsNinja Report

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you keep that lying around where anybody could find it?

    Isaac Joe (Joe)
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's 1/3 of the yearly wages gone in a night...hot dang...

    Angeline Laura
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There goes the end of year bonuses...and paycheck probably...

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's too much for a bottle of wine regardless. When are you supposed to drink something that costs that much? How grand is the occasion!?

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it at least tasted...

    Drew Madden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well it's gotta be opened eventually so, and why not a party?

    Walkus-Andrew Andrea
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dopey boss for having such an expensive bottle there anyways. serves him or her right.

    Walkus-Andrew Andrea
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid to have such an expensive wine there anyways

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    #17

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    kbjwrites Report

    Annelien Lourens
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first day at my new teaching job my new principal asked me which grade i was in, genuinely thinking i was a new kid at the school. It's a primary school.

    Zakiya Grant
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened me as a substitute. I was walking the class back to the room after lunch in middle school and an administrator said to us "where is your teacher"

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    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were at a track meet and some one thought a freshman was a senior couples kid.

    Doge_Is_Derpy
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problems of having a "baby face" xD

    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a compliment! To look young is so coveted..

    Emre ÇINAR
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they think you're young

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a woman always love to be taken for youngest than she is no?

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but not when it's an everyday occurrence

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    #18

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    abbeenelle Report

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least they think you are nice. lol

    Hayley Lightcap
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, if she's the nice lesbian whose the mean one?

    #19

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    SarChristine_18 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the next day at the office is even worse. For everyone.

    Amanda Harker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as "visable" not "viable" and was very confused lol.

    Emmanuel Christian
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..................... fill blank with boss' number to increase viability

    #20

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    KasiaEmerald Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toes on rhe couch leg...the only pain known to mankind to surpass stepping on Legos.

    Unaffected
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You obviously never stepped on Barbie's shoe lol :)

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    Dana Tredick
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you didn't break your toes on purpose. Phew. An accident.

    Bonnie Alcorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    I don't get it..why did you not go? Because of your toes? Understandable. Or did you stay home because all your co-workers got a $300 gift certificate except you? I would have stayed home too if that was the case. Or maybe going to the party was mandatory in order to get a gift certificate? Confusion reigns!

    Rachel Hutton
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably decided not Togo as office parties are generally lame, broke her toe at home, and later found out about the vouchers.

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    Viktor Toshev
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    9 years ago

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    Please do not reproduce

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    #22

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    darksidedeb Report

    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd try just to see what happens.

    Qwerty65
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *throws a wig on it* Go for her, tiger. She's all yours.

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you went green with envy!

    #23

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    AlKikuyama Report

    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Own it and make everyone else feel awkward for not wearing one.

    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U were hazed... that's alright. Now they'll all like u.

    Monkey D. Luffy
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually happened to me this Halloween. I went to a party and I was the only one dressed up.

    sunnyrei82
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so? Now you are the cool, chilled out, fun, original one at the office!

    Christie Killey
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always dress up for Halloween and I'm usually the only one.

    #24

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    kittykaresless Report

    Emre ÇINAR
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they both think he is a SOB. That's good...

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see this is why you don't say thingsr like that at any office party lol

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    #25

    Office Party Fail Tweet

    LisaWerkmeister Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you got his attention at least. it's not hard to impress an IT guy. don't forget your password on a Monday that'll do the trick... believe me i know , i'm a IT guy :-)

    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One IT guy kept changing my password n locking me out so that I'd come to him to ask for a reset... IT folk....

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else here knows that this trick is from TWIN PEAKS? :D

    Juana
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, that trick's been around WAY longer than Twin Peaks.

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    #27

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    rae1273 Report

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg. Good thing he shot at the ceiling.

    Karel Blechta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a F****n' Idiot. You’d think he’d know the Difference

    Chad Anderson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently no one knows how a gun is bought and they don't come pre-loaded? Come on now....

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you meant his house ceiling!

    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guffaw!!! Wait... what?! What if they were in an apartment?!

    A Snail
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But imagine if he were to try and shoot streamers at someone.....

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    #28

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    iJharana Report

    sunnyrei82
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it possible that nobody noticed it tasted like apple juice? either: A) the apple juice was REALLY BAD, so it "tasted fermented"; B) that was the first time EVER that every single person from that party decided to drink wine.

    Greg Hoggarth
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I they also had other actual alcohol, then I could see how this would work. My sense of tastes goes out the window once I get moderately tipsy - or rather, alcohol stops tasting so disgusting, so it's easy to drink more.

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    Jhoa
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would probably take done sip, then set it down discreetly, and not touch it the whole duration of the party. PoinsonedFoodPhobia. That would really ruin my party :/

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social-experimenting boss.

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    Bonnie Alcorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny. Should have taken the tie off.

    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! Laughing SO hard at this!

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    Amanda Harker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a sexual harrasment complaint waiting to happen.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, that is strait up sexual harassment. I'm sure the men didn't appreciate it either. That guy should be fired.

    Archie Moore
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it had been Trump his stooges would be applauding...

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    Emma Öhrström
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh out loud😂 What's wrong with me?🙈

    Origami Chik3n
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That made me laugh as well. Nothing wrong with being a d**k.

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    Dis person
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I’m so sorry 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him face palmed, you face palm 😱

    Leonie Rogers
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've all wanted to do that. You're a legend for succeeding.

    Natasha Forchione
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I was getting a heavy bowl from our cabinet and my coworker was bent down getting stuff from the bottom cabinets. When I got it I realized it was not was I wanted and at the same time I was about to put it back someone called him and he turned abruptly and I seriously wacked very hard on the head. The timing was so perfect or rather bad..LOL!

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    Christina Eneroth (Eneroth3)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country such sliding glass would not be permitted. It can be dangerous to the visually impaired.

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been sliding faster than the door!

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's fun. Each year people Wonder who will get it

    #35

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    Greta Bu
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did the right thing

    Cathy Binder
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    given the quality of faux furs on the market its pretty much impossible to tell if its real without squeezing the material now a days. all he may have achieved was drawing attention to the fact that he was sloshed.

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    Christie Killey
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a VERY realistic looking acrylic fur vest. I had someone lecture me on why I shouldn't wear furs. I let her carry on and on and on and when she was finally done, I said, "It's fake" with a very pleasant smile on my face.

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...seeing this, my husband sobered up to tuck his tail between his leg!

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    Isaac Joe (Joe)
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First kiss with ex behind the school door not realising the other side of the door was the main corridor (new school)...

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    Keithie Tru
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😲😖😷😫😨😵😱

    Andrew Ramirez
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edamame is a soybean, but the case the beans are in is inedible. You're supposed to take out the actual beans and then eat them.

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    Brian Benedict
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar story. I drove charter bus for elderly Christmas Tree lighting trip. Lady kept bringing me handfuls of almonds. Where are you getting all these? She said, "We can't chew the almonds so we just suck the chocolate off."

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should not laugh as hard at this as I am, right now. :-D

    Miriam Antonius
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious! I once had a similar experience with... spare ribs :-O

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy cow! chewing others cud. Good for digestion?! 😜

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    Emre ÇINAR
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a win if you didn't get fired!

    Christie Killey
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss would have cracked up at that and probably given me an award. He's a goofball.

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you already have been hired by a new boss?

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    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead, her self-fortune would have resulted in being very happy with life had she massaged her boss's "you know what". Hope there is always another day!

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why parties are to be held on Friday. (from the employer's perspective)

    adoracat
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at a house party and one of our bosses was invited...I got home at 6am, had to be to work at 9am. I managed it. It was hell!

    Caroline Murphy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a night of drinking, the boss and one of my co-workers went back to the office and slept on the couches in the lunch room. The boss went home because, well, he can do what he wants... But my colleague had to work from 8am to 4:30pm

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, the performance was not convincing.

    Madlena Ciapchin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you have a backup for in between jobs 😊

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this decreased the bill for booze. Clever coompany.

    Isa
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Seattle and this happened too me as well! Curse the stormy weather!

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit embarrassing for her to: style, after all, is subjective...

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    Pieter Markey
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you already had the napkins...

    Crazy Bagel
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my world it's called 🦃Karma🦃

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    Samantha Walton
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use it as a prop for someone being an character from American Dad, Rogers gold poop.

    Amanda Pack
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She might need that to power a UFO someday

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    Anna Bender
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    xmas chinese gift exchange? isn't that a little racist?

    Samantha Walton
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty great. In my group I'd be the queen of the party if I gifted that.

    Pmgy Alex
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually, in Asian cultures, poop is considered as a sign of good luck ;) it may not be such a badly intended gift after all :)

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    #49

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a second, so in case anyone isn't getting it, the vest had a speaker in it, it didn't just say "Hohoho" ON it.

    Maci Wilcox
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhhh! Haha! I didn't get that at first, thanks!

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    #50

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    Erisa Desu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but if you don't invite the boss who is going to pay?

    #51

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    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boss very sincere to give "Echo" and "trailing" effect to strumming!

    #52

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the mannequin challenge, pray tell?

    Monkey D. Luffy
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a challenge to see who can act like a mannequin with groups of people if possible. Kids and their trends these days.

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    sebaschan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is actually where you stand still, but look like you are in the middle of an activity. i had to freeze and look like i was climbing out of the window. never again, it hurt my leg and my weak wrist

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    Isaac Joe (Joe)
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing it didn't come out whilst making out

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably you came right in the proper moment to prevent greater harm.

    Renan Machado
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is for you to learn not interrupting people on moments of high concentration... 😅

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    #54

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope Bored Panda was on top!

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god the GIFs didn't pop-up!

    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Browse in incognito mode... always!

    Andrei Valentino Pijaro
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in my case, usually pop up messages said, "product verification failed", or "you might be a victim of counterfeiting"

    #55

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    sebaschan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doushite? defective dvds don't play on dvd players or computer/laptops

    Karin Morris
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they cancel your bonus when they gave YOU defective copies, I don't get it

    #56

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i read wrong... i read used fleshlight the first time... i was scared!

    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to google "fleshlight" :)) Bad idea at work.

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    Alexis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend asked me to buy them one, now the clerk thinks I'm trans?? Fml

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    #57

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    sebaschan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have to try to eat sandwiches with the college cat around and today, he grabbed my hand, scratched me, tried to steal my lunch and let me hold his paw when i gave him some chicken. however, he is beautiful. he's a ginger tabby, but we don't know if he is called george or louis

    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something that would happen in my house

    Meg Bee
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of my aunt (she had 12 cats) who always brings the deviled eggs to Thanksgiving. One year she forgot to rinse the egg tray and there was cat hair stuck to the bottoms of the eggs! Gag...

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This escalated a bit.

    sebaschan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i agree, but why in the bathroom? no second thoughts don't tell me, i don't want to know....

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting...er...bears...

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    #61

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    Brigette Legg Bridges
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So out of line. Not only is that none of their business but they have no idea if you even want a man! SMH

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people pick up on Single people like that! It's someone's personal life!

    PattonPawter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bold of him to assume she’s getting a man

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    #62

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least you got something. i never got anything where i work. stop complaining

    Lina Pavlova
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    9 years ago

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    Dude.You comment on everything! F*****g chill.

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    Caroline Murphy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I was that lucky.. We're not having a christmas party this year, they're just giving us hampers. And they're usually c**p apparently

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    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, we got it. Yet, you should never ever declare yourself as a failure just because of an "OfficePartyFail"!

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    Renan Machado
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better keep teaching math in place of English language 😅

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good that you thought HIGH of your Boss!

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    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For her, it seems her leg is the lever to open gas valve. She a humanoid?!

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    sebaschan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, what if no-one liked bowling, personally, i'd rather go to the cinema. wait... did they put the kuroshitsuji live action in the commodore cinema in aberyswyth...? i can't recall but i loved the film.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god beer is legal from 16 years on here.

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lost a lovely booze party! Why does God always tortures the tipplers! Why...?! 😦

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self-compensating for lousy salary!

    Susan Forbes
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have someone at work who does this; we have 3 shifts and no one in the other 2 get any food thanks to her. And we had plenty to go ar

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    NQ L
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG...same thing happened to me at my old job. We had a party for everyone in the building (many companies). This lady brought like 10 Tupperware. Sat down ate her food and then started to pack to-go. No shame whatsoever. Other people showed up later had no food to eat. 😮

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    Karnelia
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why a fail? At least he's still making the best of it...

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You still are not aware that legs are prerequisite for dancing! As for "dancing all night", no healthy hands, nothing could be done at night except dancing! 😋

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    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like whoever thought of this was drunk at the time.

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    Amanda Harker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man that's pretty embarssing and hugely amusing!

    Qwerty65
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one deserves more likes! XD I'm laughing so hard right now!!!

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    Karin Morris
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a fail when it ruins the whole joke cause you forgot a question mark...

    Angeline Laura
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a question or a statement?

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    adoracat
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Years party, I was pregnant so not drinking...I got to tell all the drunks what they'd done the night before!

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the best moments!

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    Rita Pilár
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was giving a presentation to my co-workers. when i heard beeping noises i asked "the nintendo to be put away". It was an insulin pump beeping... its still a running gag in the office...

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    Flora Polvado
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like helping the foot go deeper into the mouth too

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    Harhar, greedy!

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    frederic eeckman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a reference to Elaine in Seinfeld ;) Try "Elaine dance seinfeld" on youtube, you'll see !

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    sunnyrei82
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of my favorites from the list!

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    Karan Vyas
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Returning back to home and smiling in front of wife would be a memorable moment.

    Juana
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why...I never eat the dark purple cake.

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was he talking about your boobs?

    sebaschan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, he was talking abouth the grilled chicken. sorry, hate to ruin the mystery,

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    Dis person
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Isaac Joe (Joe)
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when you quietly turn and start walking, real fast...

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    Isaac Joe (Joe)
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must leave a sour taste in the mouth eh Miss lemon?

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    Mabeline Elizondo
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karmaaaaaa... Hair grows back, money refunded should have been enough. Jobs are hard to find. LOL!

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    Kjorn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    remember me a scen from 'Ted'

    Isaac Joe (Joe)
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a office party. It doesn't count. I am guessing the 5 year old toddler was invited too

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k! Disown these muthafuckers immediately

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    Jen Ray
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds more like all of my office "parties"

    Mad Mar
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was today. I was out sick.

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    Harlan Bleiler
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he follow it up by "now go back in kitchen, dinner better be ready when I get back!"?

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    Amanda Harker
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah those two things don't mix unless you're the only person who doesn't drink.

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No "your momma" jokes, yet?

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    Jason H.
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole lot of stolen staplers and stationary??

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    Isaac Joe (Joe)
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the U.K. You can't fire people just for that...they can appeal because it's not a legit reason connected to work

    Leanne Leanne
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Canada it depends. A lot of jobs/ contracts have a beginning 3 months probationary period where you can be fired without cause. After that, this would be illegal.

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    Susanna Vesna
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad is an Ophthalmologist...XD

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    Qwerty65
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *everyone licks margarine and pretends to be drunk anyway*

    sebaschan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people who drive dogsleds feed butter to the dogs, to keep them warm so at least they won't get cold. tasts like cake mix anyway.

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    Blitz
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to know how that ended

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    Juana
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the boss did more than the rest of you.

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    PyroKitty
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds awesome. Could go terribly wrong, but awesome.

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    Blitz
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something I would do

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    strange that almost every bosses have hot daughter. my old boss has a hot daughter too

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    frederic eeckman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you were not, so where the issue :D

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    Harlan Bleiler
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you were comfortable in the meeting. Sounds like they hooked you up

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    Juana
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That price was to cover cleaning expenses after you left.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he didn't want you to go home drunk. how nice of him :-)

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    Amanda Harker
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least next time you ask him you wont look anymore laughable!

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    frederic eeckman
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't make sense. If you're the only one in your office, then you're the office s**t ? And if you're the only one in your office, slleping with "everyone" seems a bit complicated. The second sentence would have said "I am the only girl in my office", I would have understand.

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    chinasword87
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it really that difficult for people to just type/spell out simple things like "one" and "to"......

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    Amanda Harker
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which begs the question: Why couldn't you all just go without alcohol for one single party to support your boss?

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    job dating... not a good idea

    Harlan Bleiler
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know who the office s**t is with out even working there.

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    Qwerty65
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possible explanation: Helium can make you pass out, especially if you inhale it several times in a row or use pure helium. You need a certain amount of carbon dioxide in your lungs in order to trigger the breathing reflex, and when helium replaces it too much, it can make you stop breathing. Sometimes people faint anyway, though. And helium is toxic when balloons get old, too.

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    The Alchemist
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's just fun.

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    Harlan Bleiler
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one thing to do now... chop it off in her sleep

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    Harlan Bleiler
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    9 years ago

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    Maybe you should've won the fight so you could've been the boss. Yeah you really failed in life overall

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    Amanda Harker
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now we know why professional spys don't drink.

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    Amanda Harker
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's unlikely to result in food poisioning.

    Qwerty65
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the thought that counts. ...Right?

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    Amanda Harker
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure all the ER staff had a good laugh about that.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wet paint smell didn't give it away?

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    Harlan Bleiler
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    9 years ago

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    Well what was he in the kitchen for? That's his wife's office.

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    PyroKitty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame your friend. Buglars are terrifying. XD

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    Juana
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Commas would help here

    Shari H
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you try to mingle pantyhose with a feminine product in public? And how did you fall out of your pants?

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    8 years ago

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    Was there not enough cream filling?

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    PyroKitty
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, and somehow Mandy managed to make that scene unfunny. I didn't know it was possible.

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    Kjorn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    threw a cat? damn... just hope you never get a real fire, you'd be trample to death

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