Jimmy Fallon never ceases to amuse us with his hilarious Twitter hashtag games. There was #MyFamilyIsWeird, #Badvice, #MyTeacherIsWeird, #WhyDidISayThat, and #ImDumb, to name a few... The most recent game is just as good - #OfficePartyFail.
What's an office party without any fails, right? Something just always has to go wrong... Or shall I say right? Either way, the fails people shared on Twitter are just hilarious. We've picked out the best and put them together in a list below. Keep on scrolling to take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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I did something very similar to my poor Dad when I was a kid. My Dad introduced me to his Boss at a school concert (he was the music teacher there), and I said to him "So your Dad's boss? Boy, he really doesn’t like you!"
"Hey how do you use this?? It won't show up!! Thx a lot whoever bought me this hunk of junk"
Once my dad and his coworkers did that and he put in a bottle of fish sauce. His boss got it😊(uncontrollable laughter)
Likely, more of the class would have paid attention if she had taught math that way. "Ok, kids. What's the square root of 49? Get it right, I remove my bra. Get it wrong, I give you all a pop quiz."
4th grade teacher...That makes her...how old?? I call b******t on this one!
That's ok, I think he already got a "Christmas Boner..." lol
Load More Replies...I want that so damn bad!! Freaking AWESOME with a side order of awesomesauce!
Load More Replies...Poor guy. Guess they don't like your fashion sense. Well I would change yourself if you want some friends!! Lol!! Jk!
It could be worse. Funny sorry: intern volunteered to organize the ordering of lunch one day. Sent the invitation to send her pizza requests instead of to the departement list to the company email dustribution list (>1000 receipients), to which dhe erroneously had writing rights. Got hundreds of "orders". :D
we don't get ANY food at the BAKERY where I work... talk about greedy...
As a Charge RN in a major California hospital I received my first Christmas bonus...a check for $5.00. I returned the check to the unit manager and asked him to donate the funds to our unit...and he did. The Christmas party consisted of coffee, bottled water and penny candies in pretty bowls for the entire hospital!
'I swear im not drunk' then how come you smell like punch?... i fell...in a punch bowl...yeah right😂
WAS dating ... now they're married ... time to look for a new job
I don't like secret santa. And I hate it that everybody says "it's optional!" but if you pass, everybody gets shocked and tag you as a party pooper grinch.
Yeah, I'd rather get a good present for someone I like, not a s**t present for someone I'm impartial towards.
Load More Replies...I would hope that he was my secret Santa . Because that sounds better than a lot of the gift boxes I've seen in stores for $10 and under
Um I thought gift giving was always about the thought and kindness of a gesture, no matter the cost.. Why are people so petty? It's sad that people still call this Christmas and relate it to Christianity.. (I do not celebrate) but if people are going to be like this, they should call it something else.
in indonesia, $1 can get you like a kilogram of cucumbers ... what does a $1 cucumber looks like?
It's a win for the guy on the ceiling. Less so for the rest of the party.
Load More Replies...Now imagine him being forgotten and having to stay there over the weekend
Drama kids are kick at hide and seek. They have wild imaginations.
He really wanted to win, didn't he? Reminds me of my childhood. The neighborhood kids would all get together and play. There was one little girl that no one liked...she was a spoiled, obnoxious brat. Well, we played hide & seek until everyone had been found except for that one girl. Then we changed games & left her hiding. Kids can be mean.
That's called playing "hide". Same game, nobody looks for you! ;)
Load More Replies...I think the implication is that she dumped him on the spot.
Load More Replies...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is-HVxmUELQ Official printer jam video from 2009. Your co-worker lies!
they must be some old school ribbon printers ... the newer ones don't make much noise
If no one showed up, how did you know, no one was there? It is a secret to everybody.
does he go by the artist name mitsabishi? because there is a dubstep song that is composed of printer sounds and it's called printer jam
That's too much for a bottle of wine regardless. When are you supposed to drink something that costs that much? How grand is the occasion!?
Dopey boss for having such an expensive bottle there anyways. serves him or her right.
My first day at my new teaching job my new principal asked me which grade i was in, genuinely thinking i was a new kid at the school. It's a primary school.
That happened me as a substitute. I was walking the class back to the room after lunch in middle school and an administrator said to us "where is your teacher"
Load More Replies...We were at a track meet and some one thought a freshman was a senior couples kid.
..................... fill blank with boss' number to increase viability
Toes on rhe couch leg...the only pain known to mankind to surpass stepping on Legos.
You obviously never stepped on Barbie's shoe lol :)
Load More Replies...She probably decided not Togo as office parties are generally lame, broke her toe at home, and later found out about the vouchers.
Load More Replies...This actually happened to me this Halloween. I went to a party and I was the only one dressed up.
so? Now you are the cool, chilled out, fun, original one at the office!
see this is why you don't say thingsr like that at any office party lol
Honey, that trick's been around WAY longer than Twin Peaks.
Load More Replies...Apparently no one knows how a gun is bought and they don't come pre-loaded? Come on now....
How is it possible that nobody noticed it tasted like apple juice? either: A) the apple juice was REALLY BAD, so it "tasted fermented"; B) that was the first time EVER that every single person from that party decided to drink wine.
I they also had other actual alcohol, then I could see how this would work. My sense of tastes goes out the window once I get moderately tipsy - or rather, alcohol stops tasting so disgusting, so it's easy to drink more.
Load More Replies...Okay, that is strait up sexual harassment. I'm sure the men didn't appreciate it either. That guy should be fired.
If it had been Trump his stooges would be applauding...
Load More Replies...That made me laugh as well. Nothing wrong with being a d**k.
Load More Replies...Once I was getting a heavy bowl from our cabinet and my coworker was bent down getting stuff from the bottom cabinets. When I got it I realized it was not was I wanted and at the same time I was about to put it back someone called him and he turned abruptly and I seriously wacked very hard on the head. The timing was so perfect or rather bad..LOL!
In my country such sliding glass would not be permitted. It can be dangerous to the visually impaired.
given the quality of faux furs on the market its pretty much impossible to tell if its real without squeezing the material now a days. all he may have achieved was drawing attention to the fact that he was sloshed.
Load More Replies...I have a VERY realistic looking acrylic fur vest. I had someone lecture me on why I shouldn't wear furs. I let her carry on and on and on and when she was finally done, I said, "It's fake" with a very pleasant smile on my face.
First kiss with ex behind the school door not realising the other side of the door was the main corridor (new school)...
Edamame is a soybean, but the case the beans are in is inedible. You're supposed to take out the actual beans and then eat them.
Load More Replies...Similar story. I drove charter bus for elderly Christmas Tree lighting trip. Lady kept bringing me handfuls of almonds. Where are you getting all these? She said, "We can't chew the almonds so we just suck the chocolate off."
My boss would have cracked up at that and probably given me an award. He's a goofball.
After a night of drinking, the boss and one of my co-workers went back to the office and slept on the couches in the lunch room. The boss went home because, well, he can do what he wants... But my colleague had to work from 8am to 4:30pm
Yeah she could've been the fat chick at work.
Load More Replies...Use it as a prop for someone being an character from American Dad, Rogers gold poop.
That's actually pretty great. In my group I'd be the queen of the party if I gifted that.
It took me a second, so in case anyone isn't getting it, the vest had a speaker in it, it didn't just say "Hohoho" ON it.
Ohhhhhh! Haha! I didn't get that at first, thanks!
Load More Replies...It's a challenge to see who can act like a mannequin with groups of people if possible. Kids and their trends these days.
Load More Replies...This is for you to learn not interrupting people on moments of high concentration... 😅
in my case, usually pop up messages said, "product verification failed", or "you might be a victim of counterfeiting"
Why would they cancel your bonus when they gave YOU defective copies, I don't get it
I had to google "fleshlight" :)) Bad idea at work.
Load More Replies...i have to try to eat sandwiches with the college cat around and today, he grabbed my hand, scratched me, tried to steal my lunch and let me hold his paw when i gave him some chicken. however, he is beautiful. he's a ginger tabby, but we don't know if he is called george or louis
So out of line. Not only is that none of their business but they have no idea if you even want a man! SMH
I hate when people pick up on Single people like that! It's someone's personal life!
at least you got something. i never got anything where i work. stop complaining
Wish I was that lucky.. We're not having a christmas party this year, they're just giving us hampers. And they're usually c**p apparently
well, what if no-one liked bowling, personally, i'd rather go to the cinema. wait... did they put the kuroshitsuji live action in the commodore cinema in aberyswyth...? i can't recall but i loved the film.
Load More Replies...We have someone at work who does this; we have 3 shifts and no one in the other 2 get any food thanks to her. And we had plenty to go ar
Load More Replies...That's a fail when it ruins the whole joke cause you forgot a question mark...
I was giving a presentation to my co-workers. when i heard beeping noises i asked "the nintendo to be put away". It was an insulin pump beeping... its still a running gag in the office...
Not only ruin the party for them also coming new year.... pure evil style
It's a reference to Elaine in Seinfeld ;) Try "Elaine dance seinfeld" on youtube, you'll see !
Load More Replies...Returning back to home and smiling in front of wife would be a memorable moment.
no, he was talking abouth the grilled chicken. sorry, hate to ruin the mystery,
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Karmaaaaaa... Hair grows back, money refunded should have been enough. Jobs are hard to find. LOL!
That's not a office party. It doesn't count. I am guessing the 5 year old toddler was invited too
Did he follow it up by "now go back in kitchen, dinner better be ready when I get back!"?
Yeah those two things don't mix unless you're the only person who doesn't drink.
In the U.K. You can't fire people just for that...they can appeal because it's not a legit reason connected to work
In Canada it depends. A lot of jobs/ contracts have a beginning 3 months probationary period where you can be fired without cause. After that, this would be illegal.
Load More Replies...At least you were comfortable in the meeting. Sounds like they hooked you up
Doesn't make sense. If you're the only one in your office, then you're the office s**t ? And if you're the only one in your office, slleping with "everyone" seems a bit complicated. The second sentence would have said "I am the only girl in my office", I would have understand.
Is it really that difficult for people to just type/spell out simple things like "one" and "to"......
yes when there is a limmit to how much u can type
Load More Replies...Which begs the question: Why couldn't you all just go without alcohol for one single party to support your boss?
Possible explanation: Helium can make you pass out, especially if you inhale it several times in a row or use pure helium. You need a certain amount of carbon dioxide in your lungs in order to trigger the breathing reflex, and when helium replaces it too much, it can make you stop breathing. Sometimes people faint anyway, though. And helium is toxic when balloons get old, too.
Yup, and somehow Mandy managed to make that scene unfunny. I didn't know it was possible.
Load More Replies...Moral of the story . . . Eat, drink & be merry, for today may have been your last day (at work)
My boss took us to a nice place and ordered a fancy dinner on our last day of a project and in the end said that we all have to pay 20 Euros for this. 2 vegetarians ate just the bread. The most expensive bread ever! :)
This is a perfect example of why it's a bad idea to drink at office/work parties. Dad's work mates are all scared of dogs, we had two dogs, they know this. Guess who's place they like to host the Christmas party BBQ at?
Moral of the story . . . Eat, drink & be merry, for today may have been your last day (at work)
My boss took us to a nice place and ordered a fancy dinner on our last day of a project and in the end said that we all have to pay 20 Euros for this. 2 vegetarians ate just the bread. The most expensive bread ever! :)
This is a perfect example of why it's a bad idea to drink at office/work parties. Dad's work mates are all scared of dogs, we had two dogs, they know this. Guess who's place they like to host the Christmas party BBQ at?
