10 minutes? he could have WALKED up the stairs dozens of times by then.

But I bet your sinuses were nice and clear after!

Happened to me! Anyone else?

true! nobody'll mess with you in school after that. But nothing is saying about jail time

there is a special place in hell for such people

Not bad at all :D

Clever! never though of that one. But... did it smell like cherry?

Reminds me of that episode of "the Office" when Erin throws her disposable camera away after saying "its convenient to use these cameras, but it sucks you never get to see the pictures"

the bacon grew or the pimple?

that actually works

Interesting. I thought it was rude not opening it right away, in front of the one who gave you that present. Unless it's Christmas, of course, and it was a present given under the tree.

yes but one of the ingredients in vodka is potatoes and potatoes are good for you when you have a virus because they're easy to digest so it isn't ALL bad advice

clever

i see everyday people who had that advice

Better advice → cough loudly while releasing it, to cover the sound. It's kind of a lottery, though... If it smells, people will assume your mouth has problems...

i didn't know bees had eye colors

that was the surprise

Lol. That is almost right! I don't use anything I learned in school these days.

thats actually good advice.... your still hurt when you wake up but you get the jist

funny one, but dangerous one

Who would be so stupid as to suggest building a wall on the Mexican border!?

i think that only works when you dont eat much.. happens to me all the time

Ok, this one really cracked me up.

Let me guess. An older sister? 😉

Why would you want to look like barbie?

and he was a scout leader?

Taste feelings? Like coke?

Omg that could have been me with my first car Lolz

Oh, I think your mom confused deodorant with parfume. I read somewhere it's best to apply a tiny littlw bit of parfume at your blood pulse spots, or something like that. Which included the elbow and knee pits. (NOT armpits, though...)

eh close enough

That actually works you probably put the spray to close to your face

come on! everyone know we have to put it in the dishwasher

Do people really fall for this one? Well, some did fall for the "microwave your phone" so...

Maybe if Humpty Dumpty had gotten that warning.

so did it make you hair shiny or what?

Oh ouch! Lolz

Advice for [ The Flash ]

told me where it was and i'll try to never get hurt or sick around that city

Did you dieded?

only a guy could say that :-)

I quite literally laughed out loud at this one. For some reason I thought of Gopher from Winnie the Pooh

hope never have to eat popcorn who smell like fart

Honesty vs societal standards. Your mom isn't wrong. People just expect you to stay quiet.

oh thats um idk

That works on reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaly spicy foods.

my cousin did that once LMAO

My dad (bless his soul) told us this in an effort to not keep the door open too long. "Die yskas mannetjie gaan uitval!."

It's possible to work this. Mail an empty box to yourself with no return address. Write in big letters "Refused" on it. Put your stash inside and reseal it. While it will no doubt be searched, you can simply say you didn't know what it was, never opened it because there was no sender info, and were planning on dropping it at the post.

did it work??

i already mistaked powder sugar with flour... my tuna casserole tasted like c**p

I like your grandma

well... its kinda true, if you ingest enough of a certain type of poison you can become immune to it

does it work?

1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3... I'M AN 8! hahahaha!

Spandex are awesome!

there have been so many like this already, I just really hope they are kidding. otherwise... I always thought people had to get a license before driving. stuff like that shouldn't happen if you actually get informed before getting behind the wheel. I feel bad for humanity.