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You know how these days people can rate everything - from customer service to stuff you buy online and even your looks or your pets' likeability. And as much as people love the man's best friends aka dogs, they are still being rated for their demeanor and cuteness daily. And we know where to find the most hilarious funny dog ratings ever.

We Rate Dogs is a Twitter account that does exactly what it says. It rates dogs. And their funny captions are just over the top. All you have to do is send them a serious or funny dog picture via direct message (or any dog come to think of it), and they'll give it a score from one to ten. The only problem is, some people seem to be sending them pictures of things that CLEARLY aren't dogs! Scroll down to see the dog memes that we are talking about. From Taiwanese Guide Walruses and East African Chalupa Seals to Iraqi Speed Kangaroos and Mongolian Grass Snakes, the list contains pretty much every animal you can think of...except dogs!

Now scroll down below for the funny dog jokes from We Rate Dogs; these funny jokes are sure to help you get through even the gloomiest of Mondays.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eddie Money was on the dock trying to come up with another song, when he saw this fellow "Walk on Water". Presto, a Huge Hit!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Be careful where you step, or you could be in trouble.

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Katharina Vittenlind
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Real funny guys, but we don't rate curtains. Please stop sending curtain pictures with no dogs in them."

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We wondered who had gotten that other chair. Now we know. ;D

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm just trying out some homemade Elizabethan Collars today, lol.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's one of those 3D effect posters.. you know... the ones you have to stare at a point and once your eyes are all crossed, a 3D image appears.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Such a nice carpet...I wonder how it feel..." *wag* *wag* "Oh, nervermind."

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one who feels bad for dogs that are getting a less than 10 rating?

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Allana Rose
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes but the ETPF Bears are an endangered species. Getting a pic of them is like finding the Holy Grail!

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