While you scroll through an eternity of your Twitter feed, it’s easy to get lost in anything from politics to societal problems, have your temperature soar and your mood drop on a day that otherwise was perfectly if not fine, then okay-ish.
So it’s no secret that on some occasions, we all benefit from more light-hearted content avoiding all the heated discussions on trending threads as if you were playing Minesweeper.
Luckily, there’s a subreddit dedicated to precisely this. Titled “NonPoliticalTwitter,” it celebrates Twitter posts that are politics-free and have some vibes instead. “Come vibe with us,” the page’s description says and 73.8k members have already signed up for it. So what do you get? A hilariously accurate selection of the best tweets for anyone from a weird sense of humor to a more pragmatic attitude towards life.
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Now, This Sounds Like A Story
Teens are easy to brainwash into believing they are the chosen one. Btw the Lost Lands series of games by 5 BN games has a non teen heroine. The first game has her rescue her son.
It’s no secret that Twitter is the unofficial home of many online comedians who share those little bursts of life, whether it’s a joke or pun, an observation or opinionated post. Part of Twitter’s appeal has to do with how user-friendly the platform really is since every tweet there only takes a few sentences.
And It Worked!
Clever
"Modern problems require modern solutions"... the kids know :-)
This Is The Way
It's sort of like a Facebook status, but it's public, so the audience is different. If you want to reach an audience beyond your closest circle of followers, it's important to post things that have broader appeal. And because Twitter’s audience is so vast and diverse, you get to participate in conversations (or threads) about nearly every little thing that happens in the world.
I Mean, He's Not Wrong...
Biggest Mistake Of Her Life
Bread Is God
The accuracy of this post hits me deep in my soul. I thought i was the only one that did this.
In 2017, Twitter conducted a multicountry study that showed that Twitter’s audience operates in a receptive mindset when using the platform, and the audience is also highly influential across a vast array of topic categories. The same study showed that Twitter users tend to be natural explorers compared to the general online population.
According to Cartier Stennis, a head of market insights and analytics in the US, “They are more likely to discover new things (82% vs. 71% for the online pop.); They are more open-minded (81% vs. 74%); They also like to be the first to try new things (59% vs. 41%).”
Fruit
Yeah That's Weird
Yeah and getting a girlfriend that's over 300 years younger than you is just creepy.
Guess She Won
Furthermore, they found that Twitter users possess greater influence to compare with users of other platforms. The study showed that “78% of US Twitter users like to give their opinion about things they’re knowledgeable about or interested in (vs 66% US online population) and 55% of US Twitter users share things they’ve seen on Twitter with others offline (by showing them their phone screens).”
Me_irl
Wait, isn´t that picture supposed to be Pakalu Papito? Are they the same person or is this an impostor?
Feels
Unorthodox *for His Time*
Pretty Accurate
Good Boy
Doctor: Excessive Crying Is Normal, You're Not Meant To Be Happy
If You Call Me, 8/10 Times I Will Ignore It
He Clearly Did Not
Not So Smart After All
Need A Better System
Fiat Stands For Fix It Again Tony
One Person Doesn't Always Have To Be Right
I Wish I Didn’t Relate To This So Well
For The Kids
Waiting For My Package Currently...
You missed the step where they "attempted delivery", but really they were running late and your parcel got skipped
A Great Friendship
Mm. Balsa Wood
Hah yes I could only imagine the spoon-taste before I read underneath XD
Me_irl
Welcome to adulthood. You can also expect random pain in the morning, dish-soap running out randomly, and detergent being suddenly low when you only just bought it.
Ia This That Difficult For People
It definitely works as an example. Although - just recently I walked around the village in a thunderstorm with no raincoat or umbrella. Slightly cold because there was some wind, but not too uncomfortable - in fact I enjoyed the overall experience. Why? Because it was a deliberate, spur-of-the-moment choice, to enjoy the atmosphere and get a better look at the lightning. The source was further away and anyway there was always a house within less than 60m, so no danger. I wore older clothes that don't get drenched and clingy when wet and carried nothing with me but a key. I stayed close to home so could have gotten back fast if I changed my mind. Some people DO dance in the rain (I didn't literally but still) - but even then, it's consent and safety that makes the difference.
Load More Replies...I don´t shower with my clothes on and risk getting my phone wet, either.
Brilliant response! I'll sing in the shower, but never dance. Too scary. The original quote ("People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.") is from a poem by Charles Bukowski (from "Poems Written Before Jumping Out Of An 8 Story Window" and "The Roominghouse Madrigals").
Ooh yeah people eat apples but will duck if you throw one at their head how DEEP
Well if clothes and stuff like phones aren't involved, I'm sure no one would mind dancing in the rain. Only problem is, will it be a pretty sight though? Asking as a person most people would rather not see naked.
Shower is warm, i have a towel right there for afterwards so i will get where im going next, dont wear shoes in the shower so i wont have wet shoes all day, wont get arrested for being naked in the shower...
I LOVE this!!! Will never forget one very early NYC morning, I had just left the church/synagogue-based homeless shelter where I volunteer as a sleepover chaperone, and was walking to my home only 7 blocks away. Maybe 6:15 am, late spring. Anyhow, the heavens just opened up and I was drenched in cascading rain. It was delicious! Since I was wearing the sweatsuit and washable sneakers I always wore to shelter, I didn't have to worry about expensive work clothes getting ruined. I could just enjoy the crazy inundation of a downpour, knowing I was only a few blocks from my apartment, where I could take a shower and change into dry clothes. Just as I was turning the corner to my street, I saw a homeless man who wasn't a resident at our shelter. He was cringing under a painter's tarp, trying to stay dry. I would have bought him a coffee and breakfast, but the corner diner was not yet open. Let's just say, his experience of that morning rainstorm was not the same as mine.
My dog does the exact opposite. He'll spend hours in the rain if he could but freaks out when it's bathtime. Go figure.
I want to know why people run from the rain when they are at a pool or on a beach
I don't understand. What does consent have to do with it? Are they actually talking about ducking out of the rain? Why would you dance in the shower?
I don't know about anyone else, but I don't wear clothes in the shower.
I have so much to say here.... lol! Firstly, I know some people sing in the shower, but who dances in there?? Secondly, this "consent" comment was clever and funny but let us not forget about temperature.. You wouldn't be dancing in a cold shower wearing a sweater, and yet you might dance in the rain if it was lukewarm water falling from the sky and your clothes didn't weigh you down. So yeah..
acid rain? Chemicals are in your home water but many more in the air
Stephen Wright has an alternative to dancing in the shower: fill the tub a couple inches, turn on the shower, and get in fully clothed. Then you can pretend you're in a submarine that's been hit.
Still a bit reluctant in winter when I have to wait for the water to heat up and it feels like ages.
i sometimes do things other that wash while in the shower, but dancing is not one of them.
I'd like to point out that you have control over the temperature of the shower and that, unless you're a stripper working for money, your performance in the shower is unseen.
Dance in the shower? I'd be slipping, sliding and falling on my behind, if I did that; and I would probably dislocate an elbow or shoulder - or worse, crack my head. oy.
I Do
A Good Risotto
Before I got to the end of his message it was 😱 but it took a sharp turn into aww that's nice :)
I Don’t See The Issue Tbh, Seems Like Good Eye-Witnessin’
Missed Opportunities Be Like
Impregnated Goblin
Either Way
Very good question. And I hate it when you make the effort to click unsubscribe and it wants you to f*****g log in to do it!
He's Bin Better
Raccoon
Absolutelynotmeirl
Don’t Think For A Second You’ll Ever Surpass Me
Yep
what? If they would enforce that rule, the company value would drop to about $1,99
Mutant Ninja Tuetlw
I imagine these renaissance artist all sitting together under the streets of NYC, eating pizza and practicing some awesome ninja moves! 😂😂😂
Same
I’m A Huge Fan
HAHAHA 😂😂😂 Also good: If the in-laws give you parental advice say that you have one of their kids at home and they didn't made a good job on this one. 👍🏻
I'd Like To Hear Em
If that'd be true, we'd just sit there and listen about mental illness, parents divorcing, family issues, abuse etc. Maybe we should, but people in charge don't want to listen to it.
Liar
Signature Look Of Superiority
Which Purse Isn’t Like This?
Then This Is The Wrong Thing To Buy
They Are Trying Their Best
I must be a traditionalist despite being a millennial because what this person is describing is one of the reasons why I won’t touch those apps with a 10-foot pole. I’ll inflate a 3 or 4’s score to a 5 in customer service surveys, but anything lower than that and I’m not doing a survey. And I resent that corporations’ management are lazy and selfish enough that I feel the need to even do that.
Happens
He doesn't need to tick the 'uncontrollable crying' box with those skills
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I want to know why the "victims" in horror films or slasher films stand around screaming. It's like "Shut up and run!!!" I actually watched a show the other day where the girl sees the back sliding door open, closes it to see the reflection of the killer in the glass, and as she turns around, the sliding door starts opening while she's still holding it and starts screaming. Here's a hint, open the door, step through and run like heck! Wait to scream until you're running away!
that is very good advice i'll bear in mind next time i'm being murdered
Load More Replies...I want to know why the "victims" in horror films or slasher films stand around screaming. It's like "Shut up and run!!!" I actually watched a show the other day where the girl sees the back sliding door open, closes it to see the reflection of the killer in the glass, and as she turns around, the sliding door starts opening while she's still holding it and starts screaming. Here's a hint, open the door, step through and run like heck! Wait to scream until you're running away!
that is very good advice i'll bear in mind next time i'm being murdered
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