‘No Context Idiots’: 50 Times People Were So Unbelievably Silly

I would normally be mad, but... this is true.

They're just warning you that if you pour the milk too vigorously, your Cheerios will launch out of the bowl.

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Then add more milk, because it's too dry. Repeat steps 1-4 and behold: The Never-ending Bowl of Cereal

I have a medical reason (lol) for doing this. I am lactose intolerant, and must limit my milk intake but there’s no restriction on cereal.

actually, i'm kind of relieved to know that there is another parent out there that does these kinds of things. my son is now 44 so it was way before cellphones that i had to discipline him. but, when he did get into problems i would do similar things. didn't have time to do the chores because of gaming? took the controllers/joysticks but left the console so he could stare at it. also took the knobs off the t.v. in his room. missed curfew while out scooter-poopin' with his friends? he got to keep his bike but i owned the front tire. absolute worst thing i did an later felt guilty about was when he didn't remember to some other house chores was to cancel the gardeners and make him weed/maintain garden area. had gardeners only bc i worked full time and he had pollen allergies. this happened only once bc when i saw how badly his congestion was i didn't have the heart to do it again so i had to come up with something else: wash and meticulously detail my car.

Done this. They cave eventually.

That's genius!

I DID THIS. Whenever my son lost privileges, I just waited until he left for school, and collected the power/charging cords. Oh, to be sure, I got called every last name in the book, plus some I think he just made up, but my point was made.

made me laugh today

OH NO I FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHING

I don't know, at this point it is just an overkill.

*spits out tea*

Instead of "Baby on Board" they need a "Beware of Flying Coffins" sign.

As someone who has worked in the funeral industry, this has just opened a massive lawsuit for this funeral company.. MASSIVE.. and judging by the looks of it, this is British.. not a great reputation to have, even if it IS an accident!

Nailed it. DO the 10 commandments next.

Living on the edge.

Why am I laughing soo hard at him holding 2 beverages!!!?

If you're going to get kicked out, at least get kicked out as a legend.

bro..

The man spends all day stepping on LEGO. He is in my prayers.

But can Leg go?

I hope now and in the future that whatever parts people need or want to replace are replaced with colorful fun joyful choices.

What happens if he steps on lego?

That's not going to last.

Well if the young one is grown up and has sex with a centaur, there is chance they give birth to a totally normal guy or a totally normal horse. I imagine in both cases their child will be called Steve.

Who's the daddy? Oh!

I have now been traumatized