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While famously being very, very polite, it’s no secret that Brits also love the occasional witty, tongue-in-cheek comment. And not only that. They take the gold medal for the ability to laugh at themselves like there’s no tomorrow, mocking both little and serious things. I mean, should I even remind you of the notorious English comedian Ricky Gervais?!

And for the fans of the British lifestyle, we have a real treat! The Twitter page “No Context Brits” is an online destination which offers “a celebration of all things British,” meaning it’s both things we understand and things that leave us flabbergasted. Created pretty recently, in April 2021, the account has amassed 780K devoted followers and its audience seems to be growing still.

Below we selected some of the most entertaining, bizarre, and wholesome posts from “No Context Brits” for you to enjoy with your cuppa, so scroll down and upvote your favorite posts! After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous feature on the same page, as well as a similar post on another popular Twitter account, “No Context UK.”

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am also a train. Choo choo.

    foofoofloofy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a chicken, bawk bawk. You ran me over, splat splat.

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    Dilly Millandry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't 'No Context' though! Just a laugh putting that on the replacement bus. For those who might not know this happens mostly when engineering works are being undertaken and the bus will pretty much follow the stops the train would make so you don't need the destination displayed - it's not being caught by anyone bar train ticket holders. They should all do this!

    Wilf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a commuter, nothing strikes as much fear in me as the words "Rail Replacement Service".

    Joey Marlin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. You knew your day was going to be a lot longer than anticipated.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kettle expired this morning, so I am lacking coffee, but this really cheered me up! :D

    Alex Bailey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick - Blue light some emergency coffee for Robert! Do you think you'll be okay?? 😟

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    Zophra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay to identify as a train. Judgement-free here.

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is almost as good as the one I read the other day about the bus that runs on poo... they call it the #2 bus. 😂😂😂💩💩💩

    Is Be
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's a yellow submarine.

    Kimi Tomminello
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this the "go home bus, you're drunk" meme pic?

    Steven Blake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you go off the rails

    Richard Willis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now it would say ‘I identify as a train’, unless that wouldn’t fit!

    J
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bus replacement for a train.

    Monkeywrench Productions
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww. ive never had a rail replacement like that

    Brent Kaufman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't listen to any of them. I'm the real train; Choo choo.

    James Pasquini
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a train, why does it say "The Big Lemon" on the front?

    Betsy Novack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm think you can, I think you can. Take the long way home. Stop by the beach and enjoy. Rear view mirror is no way to get the full effect.

    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that just the cutest thing?!

    Edgar Rops
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replacement rail service, almost an apocalyptic disaster

    Luna Crow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bestie is the programmer for the light rail in our city. I just sent him this and begged for him to make the shuttle busses say this. Also he goes by Choo Choo.

    Dolevaal
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has fun while working time.

    JKO
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI HAS TAKEN OVER *Proceeds to rip out train's screen* ARGH

    Esco
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a proud train you are!!

    Joe Reaves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The three most dreaded words in commuting - rail replacement service.

    🥔SaltyPotato🥔
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that its called the big lemon is cute

    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Big Lemon

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    In Britain, embarrassing moments, awkward encounters and clumsiness are all considered funny, contrary to many other places in the world. But the real challenging part of British humor, especially for foreigners, is to actually tell whether they are joking or being serious.

    In this piece for TIME, the legendary English comedian Ricky Gervais tried to distinguish the key differences between American and British humor. According to Gervais, Americans do not hide their hopes and fears and they applaud ambition and openly reward success. The British, on the contrary, embrace the underdog, Gervais argues.

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    Gervais explained: “Americans say, ‘have a nice day’ whether they mean it or not. Brits are terrified to say this.” It’s because Brits don’t want to celebrate anything too soon, Gervais writes. “Failure and disappointment lurk around every corner. This is due to our upbringing. Americans are brought up to believe they can be the next president of the United States. Brits are told, ‘It won’t happen for you.’”

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a like from me. Beautiful piece of toast. Cannot fault it.

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    BoredBirb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fast enough to catch the geese kissing! Caught in 4k.

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    Although any generalization should be taken carefully, an Anglo-American writer, Paul Goodman, argues similarly to Gervais. “The American philosophy and approach to life tend to be optimistic: life is an opportunity and we should enjoy it.” Meanwhile, “Brits are more likely to see life as a bit of an ordeal, tinged with absurdity, and sometimes you just have to just grin and bear it,” he explains.

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    MagicalUnicorn
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i confirm that second picture is accurate

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    BoredBirb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heres the communal popcorn: 🍿. Lets sit and watch.

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    The quintessential part of British humor is irony and sarcasm, which are commonly used by Brits who rarely say anything literally. In fact, very often, they say one thing and mean completely different, and this is especially prominent in humor. This can cause great confusion to visitors, as Brits ironically mock their enemies, playfight with friends or point out the absurdities of daily life.

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    Phill Healey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of us that can't do the Chester run in less than 12 parsecs. Edit: I genuinely had no idea it was 4th May when I posted this. 😂

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    KJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference between going out or going out out (Micky Flanagan).

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    Goodman argues that the confusion may also arise due to the fact that Brits often say ironic jokes with a straight face. “To avoid being misunderstood, most Americans will either deliver irony with a smile on their face, or 'signpost' it, adding a phrase such as 'only joking' afterward. Brits don’t usually do that.”

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    Puns and wordplay are also very prominent in British humor. “There’s a more intense and playful relationship with the language,” according to Goodman. “It’s seen in other ways, too, not just with humor, examples being cryptic crosswords and word-orientated game shows,” he adds.

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    Alias Delfs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s looks like a middle age ginger leprechaun 😂

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    It’s important to highlight that essentially humor relies on culture and its people. What’s normal in one culture can seem very bizarre or even offensive to another. For this reason, we cannot ever fully translate humor. Some of the British comedy may be found very weird and not funny by Americans, while some mainstream American comedy can feel too obvious for Brits’ liking.

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    Kusotare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a referee, I used to remind the parents that there were no scouts in the crowd watching their kids.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Peel here" means get the knife out the drawer and hack away at the sodding plastic.

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    Rosie Hamilton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably get a load of people mistakenly now saying 'but these are for paramedics' NO they are not. They always check the WHOLE car EVERY single time. For good reason - some people don't use these, what if it fell off or was forgotten in a rental car etc, etc. Michael Lerner created them because he was scared by the aggressiveness of other drivers when driving his 18 month old nephew and wanted people to be more considerate. Google it before arguing.

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you say to me sign? That is offensive in dog language

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    Bathsheba
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a spoof. The Tories expect homeless people to take responsibility and cut THEMSELVES in half.

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    Rosie Hamilton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who hasn't seen a Dalek being transported? Those things are slow and can't do stairs well. The TARDIS is a different matter...

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    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you complaining about? This *IS* a normal day in the UK. (Possibly Newcastle, I can't see enough geographic identifiers)

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    BoredBirb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Breaks arm* *Cries* *Ride continues*...

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    Jessica Wood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the level of petty spite I strive for

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ?”

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    Kayjunmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the British Brexit politicians who talked about 'British fish'. Apparently fish need passports.

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    Beth S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well s**t, I thoroughly enjoy poster's take on this pizza place. LOL

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Put the mother f*****g car into gear!"

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    BobTDG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine.

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    Jayne Kyra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my local Tesco. The people working there are awesome!

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    Phill Healey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k Off! I don't see any double yellows, do you?

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    Brendan Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working from home, I'm shirt and tie above waist, and tie fighter pyjamas below.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What are you doing here?" "Nun of your business!"

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    Donnie Mc00
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does NO-ONE know the difference between British and English?

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    Jen M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to Spain for a thousand holidays. Ruin it for them too.

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not me, I’d try staying awake for 24 hours just in case. I end up losing lots of me time worrying about whether or not they’d reply

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    Fitz_N_Fartz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least there is a book sale on......

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