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While famously being very, very polite, it’s no secret that Brits also love the occasional witty, tongue-in-cheek comment. And not only that. They take the gold medal for the ability to laugh at themselves like there’s no tomorrow, mocking both little and serious things. I mean, should I even remind you of the notorious English comedian Ricky Gervais?!

And for the fans of the British lifestyle, we have a real treat! The Twitter page “No Context Brits” is an online destination which offers “a celebration of all things British,” meaning it’s both things we understand and things that leave us flabbergasted. Created pretty recently, in April 2021, the account has amassed 780K devoted followers and its audience seems to be growing still.

Below we selected some of the most entertaining, bizarre, and wholesome posts from “No Context Brits” for you to enjoy with your cuppa, so scroll down and upvote your favorite posts! After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous feature on the same page, as well as a similar post on another popular Twitter account, “No Context UK.”

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SealOfDisapproval
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Take one more step, bishop, one more step..."

Luke Andersen
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is teh best comment I have ever seen, because there is an actual priest next to her

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Dawn Depietro
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a American I have the most respect and am in just aww of this WOMEN!! It the picture of power and knowledge

Rachel Wilson
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha Queen and Bishop... Love this one!

Carrie de Luka
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not anymore she can't! Poor old Queen! Might not be at many of her own jubilee celebrations due to mobility issues.

Cel Ru
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Check mate Andrew! One thinks you are screwed.

UDERSERVELOVE!
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she makes a knight move she can get him.

L Jennings
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No she can't. He's not far enough forward. A knight move would only work if he was on the white tile. Hence the comment.

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Camo Pena
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Queen threatens Bishop- History of the World Part I

Tx jac
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love it ...I wish I knew how to play chess

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    #2

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🏳️‍🌈 (I wish there were more flags on emojis besides this and the trans one)

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    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Florida, where our hateful gov. Ron Death Sentence just passed the "don't say gay" bill. Pray for us.

    Joey Marlin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bloody mess isn't it? Everything seems to be going backwards! I'm not in the US, I'm UK but we're not watching our 'leaders' with any joy either.

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    Amalia Magnolia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just let people love each other! Love has no gender

    LILYANDPEARL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have these posters stuck up all around my school

    Antony Aston
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are from a few years ago. There were bill boards and newspaper adverts everywhere.

    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. That's the Brits.... live with it.

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says stonewall so reminds me of the riots, but that was NY wasn’t it?

    Anna Lessens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵oh they ain't no other way..baby I was born this way 🎵

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    Zophra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only...it was that easy. (sigh.)

    Natasha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imma show this to my grampa

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am also a train. Choo choo.

    Dilly Millandry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't 'No Context' though! Just a laugh putting that on the replacement bus. For those who might not know this happens mostly when engineering works are being undertaken and the bus will pretty much follow the stops the train would make so you don't need the destination displayed - it's not being caught by anyone bar train ticket holders. They should all do this!

    Wilf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a commuter, nothing strikes as much fear in me as the words "Rail Replacement Service".

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kettle expired this morning, so I am lacking coffee, but this really cheered me up! :D

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay to identify as a train. Judgement-free here.

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is almost as good as the one I read the other day about the bus that runs on poo... they call it the #2 bus. 😂😂😂💩💩💩

    Is Be
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's a yellow submarine.

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    In Britain, embarrassing moments, awkward encounters and clumsiness are all considered funny, contrary to many other places in the world. But the real challenging part of British humor, especially for foreigners, is to actually tell whether they are joking or being serious.

    In this piece for TIME, the legendary English comedian Ricky Gervais tried to distinguish the key differences between American and British humor. According to Gervais, Americans do not hide their hopes and fears and they applaud ambition and openly reward success. The British, on the contrary, embrace the underdog, Gervais argues.

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    SoozeeQ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else sing these lyrics?

    BobTDG
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than BoJo. To save confusion(sorry SCP 504) I mean Boris Johnson.

    SCP 504
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    3 years ago (edited)

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    Just give it up, man. The election was 2 years ago EDIT: I’m soooo sorry my friend, I though you where another Amarican complaint about Joe

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll vote for him if he stood against my MP.

    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    admit it, you knew what was coming from line 1

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    Terri Owens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have these in the U. S. May be different brands but same packaging and size.

    Memere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the same spoon, same wood taste.

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    Todoroki Simp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even British and I remember these

    Esco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh nothing like a dash of wood taste to compliment the ice cream

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the hard knock life 🤷‍♀️

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    Doob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know, thats a form of manipulatin, with the bad cop scaring you, and then the good cop saves you, making you more willing to talk somehow

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    Zophra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh... when dad goes "silverback."

    Shelby Jackson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one is me being nice. The second one is when they didn't listen lol

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What mom says when friends are over VS what mom says when you're alone.

    Jack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I laughing so hard at this 🤣

    Gyan Ranjan Pruthal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No censoring. How's that even possible???

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    Gervais explained: “Americans say, ‘have a nice day’ whether they mean it or not. Brits are terrified to say this.” It’s because Brits don’t want to celebrate anything too soon, Gervais writes. “Failure and disappointment lurk around every corner. This is due to our upbringing. Americans are brought up to believe they can be the next president of the United States. Brits are told, ‘It won’t happen for you.’”

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    #7

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a like from me. Beautiful piece of toast. Cannot fault it.

    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spread some Marmite on there and you're golden

    martin734
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! No no no no no no! Marmite is basically demon sh*t

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    Christina B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely perfectly toasted, and just the proper amount of butter... 10/10

    martin734
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a perfect slice of buttered toast.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Reaches for the marmelade*

    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orange or lime sir? I'm rather partial to lime if I'm in the mood for marmalade. Usually happy with just butter. Or marmite. Oh, *dribbles* toast 😋

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    JKO
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An angry like from me, it looks good but now I want toast

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is most perfect toast ive seen so far

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    Issey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have been an impressive drift

    Scott Crowell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents waiting to pickup the kids from date night.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the other duck just taking it all in. Probably thinking something like "Dwayne is such a show off!"

    HalfFinnishedAustralian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you know how fast you were going, sir/ma'am?"

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “…no, how fast? Is it a new record?”

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    Adam Zad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came in a little hot on the landing.

    Yanna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but i thought those two ducks in the middle were some kind of paranormal humanoid creature

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this one is more clever and original than the “Look. I are holding up the leaning tower hurr durr” pic pose that everyone else does XD

    Brendan Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't steal these items for our museums - we simply borrow them and forget to give them back (like a Blockbuster video).

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Britain is the international Gru

    Karen Gladden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be the best Leaning Tower photo I've seen!

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norwegians? Look at the flag on the "sunglass guy's" shirt?

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much do you get on eBay for this?

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    Although any generalization should be taken carefully, an Anglo-American writer, Paul Goodman, argues similarly to Gervais. “The American philosophy and approach to life tend to be optimistic: life is an opportunity and we should enjoy it.” Meanwhile, “Brits are more likely to see life as a bit of an ordeal, tinged with absurdity, and sometimes you just have to just grin and bear it,” he explains.

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    SCP 504
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy two and you get an EXTRA Holy Hand Grenade!

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    Ogre Juan Canolli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better Than "The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch"

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years from now, this sort of thing will be the novelty pictures shown on all the documentaries about the pandemic... like the cats wearing masks in the Spanish Flu epidemic photos...

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As much as I loathe Catholicism this is funny as hell. I love it.

    Stymied Egan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives visual meaning to "baptism by fire".

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    MagicalUnicorn
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i confirm that second picture is accurate

    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all it's missing is one of the dude's hair being on fire

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    Nicki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I freaking LOVE Brits! We have family in Wales and have been to the UK several times, my son (17 y/o) wants to move to London after he graduates college. He totally has our blessing to do so!

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US here, I am going with the second photo... I've never seen a room that full of gray suits before though... Brits don't wear blue?

    Joey Marlin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do, and black. Also other colours (just usually dark and/or restrained!). Isn't this photoshopped and the same couple of people? I ask as I can't find my reading glasses and so things are a titchy bit blurry!!! Ahem...🥸

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    Dawn Depietro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the deluded American I am missing the port cigars and old photos of kings

    Janet C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in Spain. Trust me when I say the Brits come here to let loose without anyone watching (they think). They get drunk and stay drunk. They do ridiculously stupid things (like try jumping from one balcony to another). Think the term "snotty Brit" is much more appropriate than "sophisticated Brit"

    Evan Tambolang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are only two things when you think about British men. They're either a refined gentlemen, or savage hooligans

    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so 1 or 2. My experience is you only see 1 in short range distance from the queen. The rest of the place is 2.

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    Queen Jackson.
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    3 years ago

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    Jane W.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the British as seen by American MOVIE MAKERS, please.

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    BoredBirb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heres the communal popcorn: 🍿. Lets sit and watch.

    Nubis Knight
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a HUGE pallet shortage in Germany. I suspected cause all the Hipster using them as couches, but it's about a nail shortage. ~.~ (special nails used for pallets).

    badger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they drove round & round the roundabout to the Benny Hill music.

    Dilly Millandry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh... what happened? Did they get them??

    Angela B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brought chairs....may I have some of your popcorn please?

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just hear the convesation in the wanted truck lol

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like announcing your intentions.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's hoping for a bit of spillage!

    Jane W.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have the truck bed out front if he wants to catch a few.

    Nancy Lynch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're on the right side of the road!

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    The quintessential part of British humor is irony and sarcasm, which are commonly used by Brits who rarely say anything literally. In fact, very often, they say one thing and mean completely different, and this is especially prominent in humor. This can cause great confusion to visitors, as Brits ironically mock their enemies, playfight with friends or point out the absurdities of daily life.

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    Phill Healey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of us that can't do the Chester run in less than 12 parsecs. Edit: I genuinely had no idea it was 4th May when I posted this. 😂

    Cheesenacho
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS one really cracked me up!

    Cheesenacho
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HAVE to send this to my sis-in-law! Shoe shopper extreme!

    Richard George
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to get out of Chester before dark. During the day it is a beautiful city, at night it is filled with country trolls and orks. Can get very stabby.

    Anna Lessens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then come, merry crew and let is slay these vermin by night

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    Carol Woodhouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judgemental back atcha. Love it!

    Jayne Kyra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, police? I would like to report a murder.

    beesechurger elite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is vodaphone? Is it like British Verizon??

    MoMcB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a mobile phone network provider

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    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am glad they aren't talking to D**k.

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    KJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference between going out or going out out (Micky Flanagan).

    Paul C.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why have you got slippers on in the nightclub? I only thought I was going out. Not out out.

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    Thalia Lovering
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, a statue in Glasgow is missing his hat.

    UncleRussian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No lads you got it all wrong, the cones go onto the head of the horse and the rider

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s going to win because he’s got a lot of experience being a pointy head.

    Noorma Hanifah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, actors in plants vs zombie 😍

    SCP 504
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The battle of the Coneheads

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    Goodman argues that the confusion may also arise due to the fact that Brits often say ironic jokes with a straight face. “To avoid being misunderstood, most Americans will either deliver irony with a smile on their face, or 'signpost' it, adding a phrase such as 'only joking' afterward. Brits don’t usually do that.”

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    Puns and wordplay are also very prominent in British humor. “There’s a more intense and playful relationship with the language,” according to Goodman. “It’s seen in other ways, too, not just with humor, examples being cryptic crosswords and word-orientated game shows,” he adds.

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    SoozeeQ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope it wasn't breakables.

    Scott Crowell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dallas Cowboys need to sign him with an arm like that

    will bower
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A service that usefully threw a package

    Sheila Stamey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is your postie? Michael Jordan?

    Barbara Kayton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no emoticon to express how hilarious I find this.

    Dolevaal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the package was delivered

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    Axolotl King
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American and forgot y'all format dates the better way and was very confused for a second

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    Alias Delfs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s looks like a middle age ginger leprechaun 😂

    Mia C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he has 3 kids and a mortgage

    Miss Marmite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “i’ll ‘ave the usual please love”

    Char Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like you know exactly what that kid is going to look like in middle age.

    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he's done that all his previous life.

    QueenRhye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he's dressed just perfectly.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughed my a*s off on this one. It caught me so much by surprise it deserved to be written out and not just lmao'd.

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    It’s important to highlight that essentially humor relies on culture and its people. What’s normal in one culture can seem very bizarre or even offensive to another. For this reason, we cannot ever fully translate humor. Some of the British comedy may be found very weird and not funny by Americans, while some mainstream American comedy can feel too obvious for Brits’ liking.

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    Fred L.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a simple instruction, yet so many fail to do so.

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    #20

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    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a referee, I used to remind the parents that there were no scouts in the crowd watching their kids.

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in Britain you did not have any need.

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    Brendan Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid is the one using the corner post as a light sabre.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 years old - my son was soccer "goalie" hanging/playing on the net, got tangled, fell over with the net on top of him- but, no goal was scored. So there's was that at least.

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this sign is needed in the United States. After I moved to the United States from the United Kingdom I never saw so much fanaticism in children's sports.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they should add this isnt a bar to the list

    Dawn Depietro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no one is here to scout r 11 yr old

    JJM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need this sign everywhere kids play sports

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look so sheepish laying there! Baaaaaa-ck to your pen.

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay-back from all those dark night's on the farm - you know

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People do not know what decimated means.

    Sharron Lindsay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the sheep only smashed 1 in 10 of the Welsh

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    Caroline Driver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can even see Anglesey at the top there

    Usman A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT'S a member of the sheeple.

    Ayrton Aitchison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most of south wales would decimate a massive sheep if they could :)

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Peel here" means get the knife out the drawer and hack away at the sodding plastic.

    🥔SaltyPotato🥔
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... you see here, they reinforced the packaging with invisible steel and stitched it up so good that your hand accidentally slips into the drawer, accidentally pulls out the scissors and cuts the damn packaging.

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤔How much adhesive should we use on the area where they're suppose to pull? 😠All of it! 😳 ah...okay.

    Dawn Depietro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a international problem!!!

    Tuna Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. "I have read and agree to these terms of service" is the lie most often told.

    Brobro McDuderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a law in the food industry. Every “open here” tab or cutout in a box will be the absolute last thing to open. The entire container will fall apart first.

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks worse with a smile on!

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine there's no Howarts, Harry just a normal guy, No one named Dumbledore Or Peter Petigrew. . . . .

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got whiplash from my double take. Now that you've mentioned it, I do see the similarities.

    Wistiti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo much resemblance I can't unsee it!

    Loading Screen Tips🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen that documentary, Ozzy wasn't that nice to John.

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    #24

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how they put a picture of a sausage!

    Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this so well. This was done on every single one of these posters in my city. Everywhere. Every bus stop. It made me so bloody happy. It's the simple things really isn't it.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every one? That's fabulous! I'm so proud of my country men

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah hah, I just noticed the little picture of the sausage.

    🥔SaltyPotato🥔
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this and my nephew pointed to it and i laughed so hard my ribs started hurting.

    Jim Berard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but they missed the smaller V

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    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing thing happened to me yesterday found a unopened Mountain Dew bottle in the dog food section fur baby parent before your own needs I guess

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww... thank you for sharing this.

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    Brendan Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid's at Nanny's house tonight.

    Smoak Rayz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone dropped off their kid and picked up beers and said "beers are better because they dont need affection."

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New clothes for the kid. Or a treat for me.

    Arenite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it’s a warning? One leads to the other is what they’re trying to say!

    Taki Takanashi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid gonna wear a bottle, I see.

    Patricia the Grey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The juxtaposition is funny, but Tursty Ferret?

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand! I hope you have a wonderful week and I appreciate your compulsive blurt-outs. I will look for you in the comments.:)

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    Ian Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the phrase "to bum a f*g" has two completely different meanings between US and UK English

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US doesn't really use that one, though. You'd be more likely to get a snarky comment like "what do you think you're british?" if you say "bum a f*g" here. They're spot on about "smoke a f*g" though. We're weird here (US)

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a British student, once, who asked "where do I have to go to burn a f*g?" I said "What?!" She held up a cigarette with a questioning look. "OH!!"

    Sherri Mantooth Bagwell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dated a guy from the UK many yrs ago. Told me right after he arrived in the US he was hungry & wanted a cigarette. As his friend rolled around to the pick up window he yelled, "I'm gasping for a f*g, man!" Guy at drive thru window looked bug- eyed at him but said nothing.

    Sivi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A british friend told me to google british meatballs. Now I am scared what the american term of that food would be.

    Lily and Artie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in America but have never EVER heard this before

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can confirm this. 'Murica is messed up.

    Chantel Cummings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard anyone in the US say "smoke a f*g." Where are you from?!

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    Fred the rat king
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still love that I have to explain this to some people

    Katie Brandon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a lesbian and an american the only conclusion I can come to is *clears throat* WTF america

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    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know where you are, little bus! Your in the Andromeda Galaxy! No need to thank me

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just follow the car in front of you. You will arrive.

    Bubba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, You're big enough, Someone will find you.

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight bussin fr fr... is that what the kids say now?

    Lisa Greene
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. F*ckin Bushead! Lost again... LoL 😂

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    Dash Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s all? Honestly, I have seen only snippets of Mr. Bean, but i had assumed that there were many years worth of Mr. Bean episodes.

    Bron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do yourself a favour, watch them all. I’ve never laughed so hard as watching Mr Bean in church (and I laugh hard heaps). Or going to the beach.

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    Lori Jabi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo way! That's not possible.. No. I refuse to believe that.

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was sat watching an episode of Blackadder goes Forth, daughter wanders through the room and asks what Mr Bean and House are doing together in a show….. the horror. I’m ashamed of her education!

    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember him stuffing salad into his socks and spinng them around to dry the salad when making a sandwich from scratch in a park.

    Aussie Bloke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Faulty Towers. Only 12 episodes, but when I was younger it seemed there were heaps more!

    Lyra Sis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, this can't be true. I swear I have seen way more then 15 episodes. I have turned my kids on to Mr. Bean. :)

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    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably get a load of people mistakenly now saying 'but these are for paramedics' NO they are not. They always check the WHOLE car EVERY single time. For good reason - some people don't use these, what if it fell off or was forgotten in a rental car etc, etc. Michael Lerner created them because he was scared by the aggressiveness of other drivers when driving his 18 month old nephew and wanted people to be more considerate. Google it before arguing.

    Eat Dirt Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always assume they put that on their car because they have to drive eratically because they just spent 20 minutes calming their toddler down because they freaked out that their hands are attached to their arm or something like that and couldn't get them to put their GD coat on and now they're running late and can't miss their doctor's appointment again, for the 4th time, and to just give them a break.

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adult on board. I want to live, too!

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it! Always wanted one of those.

    Jacob Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if I can't get a cok-a-cola, I'll settle for a nice and subtle car wreck

    Doug the Special one
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was me thinking someone was being witty..........

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    #30

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    BrookeBT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty good at figuring these things out, and I'm not sure, but I think they are being passive aggressive.

    Jaye Keith
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off with their hands!!!

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "While" we were visiting? Don't the Brits say "whilst"?

    Lisa Greene
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they needed them? I'm not saying stealing is good, I'm just hoping they were stolen out of need, instead of greed.

    This is a test
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a feeling this is in the US, don't think parcels get left outside in the UK

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US they don't call them parcels, so, quite unlikely. Also, yes, in some places in the UK packages get left outside too, that's not just a US thing.

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you say to me sign? That is offensive in dog language

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog reliably tells me that it says 'and make sure they do' about their humans. Though mine is often too busy off on another sniff session while I'm dealing with his offering!

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    Joseph Hawk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a shame they didn’t also put it in braille.

    ツ chihuahua n.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *chihuahua offended* Excuse me? EXCUSEEEEEE MEEEEEEE?

    Duncan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't say that to a dog! Are you crazy!

    Joe D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sign is discriminating, assuming all dogs read english.

    Full English
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog, Bertie, reliably tells me this reminds him when humans get Chinese character tattoos that mean something ridiculous.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean when it's supposed to be "Determination" but it's really "Egg Drop Soup 1 Pint?"

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    #32

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    Bathsheba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a spoof. The Tories expect homeless people to take responsibility and cut THEMSELVES in half.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by how they cut child poverty levels, watch out for the all new definition of homelessness which doesn't include anyone sleeping in a shelter, tube station, on a park bench, or who owns a tent.

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrible plan! That just doubles the number of homeless people.

    will bower
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably what they actually meant to say

    Dash Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is going to be bloody messy.

    Sam Frings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then we'll privatise the cutting in half service for a song, send the remains to rawanda and claim we were at a work event when we getting pissed and shagging pig heads while watching replays of the operation

    Deep One
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Microsoft: "You are in a bus."

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one cracked me up... you can just see defeat in the little guy.

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    #34

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry and Hagrid on the Knight bus?

    Scott Crowell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here have another sip of this special mushroom tea and will will be in Hogwarts soon.

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    Sabs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Ya see Harry…er… strictly speaking I’m not suppos’d teh use magic”

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hang on, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!”

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! It's the guy who plays violin in Kansas! We ARE just dust in the wind....

    Sian E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry Potter and Hagrid.

    yourgayaunt (they/she)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thought they would've been riding in his motorcycle

    Anta Babb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the motorbike broke down again

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    Rosie Hamilton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who hasn't seen a Dalek being transported? Those things are slow and can't do stairs well. The TARDIS is a different matter...

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not until they learnt how to fly, now they're a real nightmare!

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rising fuel costs have even hit the Doctor's pocket.

    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my husband is watching Dr Who while i scroll through Bored Panda... worlds collide.

    Kensi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you followed that truck and now travelling with the Doctor (if so, please please come get me too)

    Rob Woollard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to budget cuts at the BBC....

    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dalek 1: Remember when we were the supreme beings of the galaxy? Dalek 2: sigh.

    Rob BC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Industrial exterminators on call

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the hole has to be bigger on the inside, call D.R. Hugh Construction. ESCAVATE!! ESCAVATE!!

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    #36

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    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you complaining about? This *IS* a normal day in the UK. (Possibly Newcastle, I can't see enough geographic identifiers)

    Randolph Croft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the Sparta display escaping from the British Museum. Nothing to see here.

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hunky men can run down my street scantily clad any day.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boudica is just out of shot on the right. She's had enough of Boris' shite.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, these stag parties are getting increasingly elaborate.

    Kikifat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely london it's a number 55 which goes from Walthamstow to Oxford circus

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    300 (the film) was launched in London with these gents visiting various places around the capital….. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/army-of-angry-spartans-startle-commuters-on-the-tube-in-central-london-9765485.html

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn Greeks… we know they drive properly, but now…

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering that the average age of men in my town is 101, I would love to see this.

    Eb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing that's the Soho end of the route. Can't be Hackney or Walthamatow.

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    BoredBirb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Breaks arm* *Cries* *Ride continues*...

    Nubis Knight
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beside the crying the broken arm surely count as emergency. Doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?!??

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like something my nan would have said.

    Beanbot Toodeloo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this at Disneyland or something?

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a Disney park. Someone just appropriated the Goofy art.

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    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was nine years old on a carnival ride with my friend. Never had been on a double ferris wheel. Wound up terrified, shaking and ultimately fighting the need to throw up. Every time we went by the ride operator my friend, lord love her, was yelling "Stop the Sky Wheel, she's sick, she's sick!". Operator never stopped the ride and when it finally ended my good friend said, "Why didn't you stop? She's sick". Never forget the guy said "Yah, she looks sick". Still don't care much for rides.

    JKO
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Someone dies* *Kids start crying* *Ride continues* *When ride stops Goofy grabs dead body and it wakes up and screams*

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my kid is crying on a ride I will make it an emergency.

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    Jessica Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the level of petty spite I strive for

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the side of a major road, what do you expect the Scottish worker to do? Keep cutting for a couple of miles along the side of the road into England? No, they are paid to cut up to the border, that’s what they’ve done. Nothing to do with refusing to cut England’s grass, just doing their job.

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite - it's not like the grass on the English side has been allowed to grow rampantly wild either.

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    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Scots still dinnae like us.

    Me myself and I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scots love everyone... except Boris but noone loves him!!

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is something i would do to my neighbors lol

    TheSeany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Scottish people are the best. We get great craic off any of them that come here to Ireland for a session.

    malenchki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup this sounds like almost everyone I know (from Scotland and live there)

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this sign, every Scottish person breathes a sigh of relief at crossing this sign on the motorway - home sweet home. Nothing against any other country, but home is home and it’s always good to be back

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may have been born in the US, but from the moment I took my first step into Scotland, I felt like it was home. Living there proved that. Now I just have to get back.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They spelt it wrong though. it's ane. As in "coot yeer ane fookin gruss."

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ?”

    Jen M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Any milk, cheese or orange juice today, Ma'am?"

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    excuse me sir do you have time to discuss why you should eat more chicken instead of beef

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I opened my curtains to this I'd need to boil wash my undies for a week.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “ Bessie… have you seen Bessie?”

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not drinking milk, are you?

    guesswho2who2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "it is time to put more feed in my trough"

    Viv Hart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oy mate, ya fergot ta feed me!

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    Ancsuri
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picutre is from a Hungarian Soap called Among friends, and that is "uncle Willie" :D

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    Kayjunmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the British Brexit politicians who talked about 'British fish'. Apparently fish need passports.

    BrookeBT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on...don't give them ideas!

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    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told a lady I know that there was only a finite amount of water in the world, and we’re drinking the same water the dinosaurs drank, she didn’t believe me and said she would have to ask her daughter who works for the water board!! So I imagine her buying a product like this!

    Mermaid Elle-Jaye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg don’t them started on it, Aparently it’s mineral contents, you can get their beer and Guinness from Australia brewery and import the uK and Irish ones and pour them both annnnd 100% they (the UK or Irish person) can tell the difference between the two by taste. I like to do fun pointless stuff at work 😆 most say it’s mineral content of the water etc but yeah

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where Americans got that attitude from! Daddy Britain.

    cyber grape
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foreign water has too much flavour

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hope it wasn't from the Thames.

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, id rather that than importing water from exploited areas

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that means it's from the sewer

    Roberto Durante
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no thanks, have you ever see the Tamise

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    Beth S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well s**t, I thoroughly enjoy poster's take on this pizza place. LOL

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody didn't learn anything from some of the early mistakes in domain names. Powergen Italia, Pen Island, Mole Station Nursery, to name but a few...

    Rick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me when Susan Boyle was trending because her team had made a hashtag for the release of her new album…SUSANALBUMPARTY

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to be jinxing it, but something was missed here by BP :)

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May we praise the lord for the failure of the censor algorithm

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would be on a Welsh Italian pizza?

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still Italian pizza, but you've got to share with the sheep.

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    UDERSERVELOVE!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me about five minutes to get this. Welsh Italian Pizza.

    IdahoanPotatoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, sad. They have no google reviews. :(

    EpicVoidBird YT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well sh*t I guess aliens make pizza too

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    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know what he says Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “ I say old chap… could you open the gate over there?”

    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring me coin and I show you wares

    look
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does the fox say?

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the fox say? 🎵🦊

    Carole Hamilton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should let him talk whenever he wants

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    will bower
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paperclip: "Hey, can I help you with anything". Me: "yes, I've just run out of loo roll. can you get some please". Paperclip: "Sorry I don't understand the question". Me "useful as ever"

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who left the empty tube on there without putting on a new roll?!

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It looks like you are trying to take a dump”

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Empty roll? About as useful as Clippy was too.

    Duncan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That paper clip gave me a large amount of rage.

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    BrookeBT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always nice to see that people in other cities can't afford a home either. It really brings us together. Not under a roof, but together.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Lambeth, not going to be affordable

    Bubba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New homes for young families. Reserve now! Starting at £360k. A sad reality these days.

    Rick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re having a laugh right? A small flat in Lambeth costs double that. Houses (semi detached and detached) don’t go for under a million.

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    Ronnie Beaton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Genuinely affordable" to whom, if you please?

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing in New Orleans. My son & DIL were looking forward to getting into an "affordable home" in a new building 5 years ago. HA. The cheapest apartment was $1,100.00/month, PLUS utilities.

    Anna Tribe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a very small town in North Sweden and there aren't enough rented apartments, especially smaller ones for those who live outside the town in big houses but want to sell and move into town to a small apartment. So the local county housing said OK, well we'll build smaller apartments and make sure there is a lift and larger doorways etc for those who are disabled. Brilliant stuff. Built the apartments and put them online for people to see and book them. Nope. The elderly people who had asked for the apartments couldn't afford to rent them. Such high standard that the apartments had huge rents. Even now they are struggling to keep them rented because they are so expensive. People complain there isn't enough houses around for young families but if there aren't any smaller places for the elderly to move into they can't sell their houses to young families. It's just wrong

    Moon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually there is a 3 before the 0 but that would just make jt a lie

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    Camo Pena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the thumbs up, acknowledges message but conveys that we're done texting there will be no more

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there should be a noted somewhere

    naaah... I'm a panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think there should be few of those creepy smile faces whit white theet

    CapnAmazin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's all I really need. Anything longer can wait until I get home.

    Mafren
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    3 years ago

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    mcborge1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Alright there our kid!".. "Yes my lady, I mean yeh mate!"

    Froggie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes thunderbirds haahahahahaahahahahahaaahaha ha

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember...Noel spelled backwards is Leon and Liam spelled backwards is Mail. It's not important. Just noticed it.

    Lisa T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m literally 😭 with laughter at this

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually impressed at the level of detail the person who made the covers went to. Then some clown comes along and ****s it up!

    Is Be
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really bothering me.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should frame this piece of art deco and put it on the wall at the gallery.

    Himiko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ignited a new kind of anger

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    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly I wouldn't have spent the money on flowers for the bastard

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't sugar coat it. Well done.

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear! Somebody didn't like the deceased. Should the police perhaps investigate their manner of death?

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily, could easily be a nickname or long running joke knowing folks humour over here

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    Tiny van Pouderoyen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing But Good Should Be Said of the Dead — He’s Dead. Good.

    James Heartney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not like you're gonna hurt the stiff's feelings.

    JJM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of money, flowers aren't cheap.

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    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not until the train conductor comes round and says you "Have not Paid" Whilst you are holding a bought that day ticket in your hand and threatening to call the police - never caught a train since

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    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That means that I can't sleep on the train because if I would sleep they instantly would want to check my ticket.

    Cel Ru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up and give me back my money

    RJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't have it one time, see what happens

    Kaa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feels like wasted money

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    thEBOrdeSTpaNDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charlie Chaplin once came 40-somethingth in a charlie-chaplin-lookalike competition

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest, too!

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    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, will the real Harry Potter please step forward?

    Sasy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he also looks like Adrian Mole

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    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous! Should be the mascot for the Pride Parade.

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy probably got stuck in someone’s tie dye

    Axolotl King
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the way it looks but please tell me that's not due to pollution or something

    Fred the rat king
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the pigeon ok it kinda looks like oil

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigeon flew through a Holi celebration.

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    TuesdayDangerGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm forced to comment on this. I don't have anything to add I just feel required

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    Brendan Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C3PO tried to help his friend, but the Dark Side of drugs got the better of him.

    Scotira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ❤ bleeds 😭😭😭

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    Sian E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And me. Doesn't half attract dust though!

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember them grey crossover days when you would have a VCR and a DVD player and a console and some box for all your scart leads etc etc?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky you with your SCART, all we ever got in the USA was s-video.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Goes into living room to see if ours is still there*

    Pheeb Carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still do. We can't even get rid of it

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it attracts dust like mad - could clean it twice a day and it’s still be dusty the next morning

    Jessica Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone in the UK has bumped their knee on this at some point.

    Sian E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tempered glass stand for a TV, DVD player and your DVDs. This design and similar were (and still are) very popular in the UK.

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Put the mother f*****g car into gear!"

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I said take the next f*****g left m**********r”

    BrookeBT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sam....you're in the most profitable movies of all time - you don't need to advertise like this. We know who you are.

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    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine.

    AstorDaPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta, gotta be down because I want it all

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    extroverts when someone talks to them

    Chris Zaydel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. Just went to a wedding reception, and the dancing crowd goes nuts over this song.

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this a scene from Lifeforce?

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my local Tesco. The people working there are awesome!

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    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k Off! I don't see any double yellows, do you?

    Fitz_N_Fartz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the problem, just having a drink...... DPDuck

    malenchki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oml. We call these Death Per Delivery vans. We were in Cornwall and the roads were TINY and a DPD van came swerving round a tight corner and so they have been dubbed Death Per Delivery by my family and idk why I wrote that 👍

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone told me deliveries are around the back.

    Scotira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn right in front of the house, then follow the route for 1 km and you've reached your destination.

    Helena Houzarová
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The van was just a wee bit thirsty, is all...

    #63

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    Brendan Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working from home, I'm shirt and tie above waist, and tie fighter pyjamas below.

    James Pasquini
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing what a rough job can turn you into within 6 months.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What are you doing here?" "Nun of your business!"

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and a bloke called Dave.

    Mrs S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seven sisters...cool!

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    Joe Reaves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure being completely gutted by fire is the reason for that.

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    Kira Okah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is very cheap for its location

    WinterBlossom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, at least it's close to two railway stations

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    Donnie Mc00
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does NO-ONE know the difference between British and English?

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish care about the difference. The Scottish are the most upset about and likely to point it out. The Irish republicans will probable mumble about it. The Welsh are usually too easy going to bother caring. I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark and ask, are you Scottish by any chance?

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    SoozeeQ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Donald Trump third from the top left?

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah- he'd have thrown the umbrella to the side like trash. He can't be bothered with such things lol

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    Got Myself 4 Pandas
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    3 years ago

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    I find for most of these British = English - when it comes to football the Scottish fans, or tartan army, are quite highly regarded - you see, we go to see our country play, we hope they win but we’re realistic and know it could easily go the other way, and we have fun - they’ve also been given awards by several organisations for being friendly and well behaved fans and have done quite a bit of charity work. If this was aimed at other British nations I think the whole meme would be very different

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    Scotira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the car displays : fastpass 😆😆😁🤣

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a driving school car. Somebody won't be passing their driving test. They may also have been going too fast!

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    Jen M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to Spain for a thousand holidays. Ruin it for them too.

    Tonk Terrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To live and die in Crewe....last Tango in Crewe...

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well with that price, no wonder

    Jessica Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cathedral City is better than crack

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need the security box for the "Lighter" 30% Less fat one! It's basically hard milk!

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    Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment helped choose my movie for tonight😁 Now I need to watch The People Under the Stairs

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    Jessica Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowadays you could rent that cupboard out for £1500 a month.

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not me, I’d try staying awake for 24 hours just in case. I end up losing lots of me time worrying about whether or not they’d reply

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Rome" you say! All roads lead to Rome!

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that junction. Also, Frome rhymes with broom, for those that care to know. It doesn't matter but it bothers me that it gets mispronounced. Lol

    Flash Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like NY state, 50 different signs, .2 seconds to make a decision

    BigOrangeTractor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little, traditional white-on-black signage sobbing quietly.

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    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh... no. We dont use pink plastic bendy straws any more! Update your references.

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never drink on an empty stomach.

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the thought that counts.

    Sasy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to Argos in 1985...I thought it was the most exciting thing, still not sure why, but it was just so different! context : I was a kid :P

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was interesting seeing him Interview Trump. Like a competition to see who can be the biggest dingleberry.

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His viewing figures are really bad so hopefully he won't be around for long.

    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bell end? You censored bell end? Nobody outside the UK even knows what it means...

    Lesley Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct. Asking from Australia what does bell end mean?

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    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's to that, a right b*****d.

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no words. Wait hang on...

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barbarian! He forgot the bread bun and raw onion rings to make it a decent German meal! Mett! I love METTbrötchen! ♡

    PandaPops
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once met a guy that eats raw bacon. I work in an A&E department and he came in with abdo pain lol

    Brendan Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let him use the coach toilet!

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    Lola Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sent Tate Modern a £30.000 bill for my funeral after having bored me to death.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    London Eye? Honestly, go at night around autumn/winter. The lights on the cityscape on a clear night are actually really cool.

    Seán Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the view from the Shard.

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    Mrs. Jan Glass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at that: centuries of history. And clouds. You got your money's worth, Tourist! Now let's go to the pub and get a pie and pint.

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