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Getting drunk and stepping into that party zone is something that many of us have done at least once in our lives. Well, I'm being modest here - some of us do it every weekend. But it is not so hard for drunk people to lose control and cross the border from lubricated to morose, as it happened to the party animals below.
Usually, people try to forget their nights of alcohol abuse, but Jimmy Fallon has asked them to face the shame and share their funny stories. Maybe it was the chance to be featured on the Tonight Show, perhaps the desire to relate to others, but it worked. Fallon's fans quickly started tweeting about the crazy and cringe-worthy things they or their friends have done or written in drunk texts when they've had one shot too many.
From giving taxi drivers a hard time to getting a tattoo and remorseful, though at that time, funny drunk texts, these stories prove that our brains enter auto-pilot mode when our livers are working overtime. Scroll down to check out some of the most embarrassing posts under the #MyDrunkStory hashtag and upvote your most/least favorite ones!
P.S.: We do not advocate hard partying and alcohol abuse. If you or someone you know has a drinking problem, ask for help from professionals!
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logical fallacy 7 years ago
Yeah... I've apologized to my reflection for bumbing unto it, and then apologised again by saying 'I'm sorry, I thought you were another person'. I was sober.
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~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago
O-O Let's hope he knew that you were drunk. Otherwise he might show up at your door with chocolates and flowers to take you on a date.
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stellermatt 7 years ago
surprised they didn't shave it first, but I guess that's not top of the list of things questionable about this whole thing...
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Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
How many female friendships are made in bathrooms in bars across the world? Women have this weird bond don't we? We can just look at each others and grab hands and that's it, we're friends. Guys just can't do that - or can they?
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~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago
Who wants to bet this is a canadian? I do! Canadians are so nice. XD
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JillVille Child Care 7 years ago
So close to what hubs did the other night. He managed to turn the fan for the microwave exhaust on, so it sounded like the microwave was on... except he was still trying to get the leftovers out of the bowl. Found him on the floor too. Thank goodness he didn't actually turn on the microwave empty! Not sure how much it likes that.
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Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz) 7 years ago
He didn’t have to make fun of you, you were drunk!
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
Omfg this story just reminded me of one of the 1000 ways to die episodes.. There was this woman who purchased a carrot 😬
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
In that situation it probably brought back many fun memories for him when he was young, people don't want to think about it, but our elders had just as much fun as we do, and some still do 👍
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Caitlin Smith 7 years ago
I have done this, on more than one occasion, sober. Minus the exclamation of my wizardly-ness
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Lisa Shelton 7 years ago
Hmmm....Apple is capitalized, so did he throw a piece of fruit at the window or a computer?
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Willem Groenewald 7 years ago
Someone tried to play a prank at a party by putting fake poo (coffee and wet toilet paper) on the toilet seat. My now wife was the first to go in. No shreak, no comment when she came out and the toilet was clean. I asked her about it, and she said she thought someone had an accident and she didn't want to make it awkward for them.
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WeWillJustSeeAboutThat 7 years ago
Curious if there is any websites out there to "undrunk yourself"... now I away... to Google!
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Danny Lakowski 7 years ago
When I was freshly 21, there was once I was at a house party and drank too much. Knowing I was too drunk, and not being capable of finding the bathroom, I went out to puke on the street in front of their house... like a gentleman. Somehow I got turned around and puked onto their grass instead of into the gutter. The circle of sad burnt out grass where I puked remained for the rest of my stay in that state.
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Mariano Ciriaci 7 years ago
i did it sober.. yeap i know, im the worst. idk what i was thinking..
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Pamela 7 years ago
I don't drink any more, because I make an awful drunk. One time I was very drunk and I remember seeing this cute cat and thinking I wanted to pet it. My ex said I came back to the house party with the cat in my arms and it turns out I took it from some ones yard and they saw the whole thing. The owner came looking for me and everyone had to apologize I stole their cat lol
Shana 7 years ago
I rarely drink, and even if I do, I never get drunk. Reading some stories in here, I guess that's a good choice :P Also drunk drivers, please go hand in your license before you kill someone.... -_- I I don't care if someone likes getting blackout wasted or whatever, but get a cab or walk and get lost for all I care, but you shouldn't endanger anyone.
Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
#MyDrunkStory - Umm what we are talking about here? #Blackouts
Sam shoo 6 years ago
Never get drunk again, it’s not worth the guilt, the sheer remembering what you said last night truly isn’t worth it. Everyone has a different personality when drunk, I’ve discovered mine isn’t a very nice one. I don’t agree with these thoughts in any way shape or form, I was a horrible guy to my girlfriend who ultimately did nothing wrong, I called her ugly and said I don’t even know why I’m with her, if that’s not bad enough it was at a party and I still cannot remember at all, it’s what I was told in the morning. This could’ve been the end to our relationship, Ik some people would’ve drawn the line but she didn’t and I’m so lucky. My advice is drink but drink responsibly, it’s not worth the morning after, you’ll say something you regret and that’s it could have long lasting effects you’ll never change, ever.
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
So, then there was the time when I made my (non-drunk) friend pull the car over when I saw some ducks. I then spent 5 minutes giving a heart-felt sermon in a loud southern Baptist preacher drawl (I'm from MN) about how "These ducks are our friends. We must honor and protect them, and keep them in our good graces..." on and on. My friends were on the lawn rolling with laughter. "These ducks are our friends," became a code phrase for us after that.
Miroslava Simeonova 7 years ago
Midland - Drinkin' Problem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7f6HiQ2LuU
AzKhaleesi 6 years ago
21 st Birthday, I got so drunk and passed out and began to dream I was Link from Zelda. Ex came to check on me and I was flailing my arms about like I was swinging a sword. Don't really drink any more and I'll be 38 soon. Although it was hilarious.
Hollie Newton 7 years ago
I got drunk and my fiancé had to keep reminding me to use my indoor voice it started with me stage whispering GOODNIGHT to my mates neighbours apartment doors and then getting into my partners place stage whispering "HELO ALEX" (his brother) to which my partner was like I said to use your indoor voice which I replied in a loud whisper I am all while his brother cracks up laughing I mean at least I tried to be quiet :')
Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago
A whole bunch of reasons why you should watch your drinking - or drink only in the company of people whom you can trust to a) look out for you and b) make sure there is at least one reasonably sober person in the bunch to drive everyone home.
Dead Mule 7 years ago
Kid's are boring these day's - 'I was drinking and threw up in a strangers bathroom'. Really?! that's a drinking adventure these day's? I'd start having a few beer's w/ some friend's and at some point we'd come to our senses in some hotel room in some city w/ a bunch of Grateful Dead ticket stub's in our possession. At that point someone would become lucid enough to remember we needed to be back home as mid term's were coming up.
Ntosh 7 years ago
I have never been drunk before but I have seen drunk people. They find it hard to remember what they did or said the previous day especially if they were "extremely intoxicated". But in these stories the people seem to remember in full details what they did, who they met, what they said, etc. They make me kinda doubt if these are true stories or just something to entertain those who are bored like me.
Chess Wizard 7 years ago
Not everyone blacks out or forgets what they did when they were drunk.
Load More Replies... Pamela 7 years ago
I don't drink any more, because I make an awful drunk. One time I was very drunk and I remember seeing this cute cat and thinking I wanted to pet it. My ex said I came back to the house party with the cat in my arms and it turns out I took it from some ones yard and they saw the whole thing. The owner came looking for me and everyone had to apologize I stole their cat lol
Shana 7 years ago
I rarely drink, and even if I do, I never get drunk. Reading some stories in here, I guess that's a good choice :P Also drunk drivers, please go hand in your license before you kill someone.... -_- I I don't care if someone likes getting blackout wasted or whatever, but get a cab or walk and get lost for all I care, but you shouldn't endanger anyone.
Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
#MyDrunkStory - Umm what we are talking about here? #Blackouts
Sam shoo 6 years ago
Never get drunk again, it’s not worth the guilt, the sheer remembering what you said last night truly isn’t worth it. Everyone has a different personality when drunk, I’ve discovered mine isn’t a very nice one. I don’t agree with these thoughts in any way shape or form, I was a horrible guy to my girlfriend who ultimately did nothing wrong, I called her ugly and said I don’t even know why I’m with her, if that’s not bad enough it was at a party and I still cannot remember at all, it’s what I was told in the morning. This could’ve been the end to our relationship, Ik some people would’ve drawn the line but she didn’t and I’m so lucky. My advice is drink but drink responsibly, it’s not worth the morning after, you’ll say something you regret and that’s it could have long lasting effects you’ll never change, ever.
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
So, then there was the time when I made my (non-drunk) friend pull the car over when I saw some ducks. I then spent 5 minutes giving a heart-felt sermon in a loud southern Baptist preacher drawl (I'm from MN) about how "These ducks are our friends. We must honor and protect them, and keep them in our good graces..." on and on. My friends were on the lawn rolling with laughter. "These ducks are our friends," became a code phrase for us after that.
Miroslava Simeonova 7 years ago
Midland - Drinkin' Problem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7f6HiQ2LuU
AzKhaleesi 6 years ago
21 st Birthday, I got so drunk and passed out and began to dream I was Link from Zelda. Ex came to check on me and I was flailing my arms about like I was swinging a sword. Don't really drink any more and I'll be 38 soon. Although it was hilarious.
Hollie Newton 7 years ago
I got drunk and my fiancé had to keep reminding me to use my indoor voice it started with me stage whispering GOODNIGHT to my mates neighbours apartment doors and then getting into my partners place stage whispering "HELO ALEX" (his brother) to which my partner was like I said to use your indoor voice which I replied in a loud whisper I am all while his brother cracks up laughing I mean at least I tried to be quiet :')
Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago
A whole bunch of reasons why you should watch your drinking - or drink only in the company of people whom you can trust to a) look out for you and b) make sure there is at least one reasonably sober person in the bunch to drive everyone home.
Dead Mule 7 years ago
Kid's are boring these day's - 'I was drinking and threw up in a strangers bathroom'. Really?! that's a drinking adventure these day's? I'd start having a few beer's w/ some friend's and at some point we'd come to our senses in some hotel room in some city w/ a bunch of Grateful Dead ticket stub's in our possession. At that point someone would become lucid enough to remember we needed to be back home as mid term's were coming up.
Ntosh 7 years ago
I have never been drunk before but I have seen drunk people. They find it hard to remember what they did or said the previous day especially if they were "extremely intoxicated". But in these stories the people seem to remember in full details what they did, who they met, what they said, etc. They make me kinda doubt if these are true stories or just something to entertain those who are bored like me.
Chess Wizard 7 years ago
Not everyone blacks out or forgets what they did when they were drunk.
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