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As long as people throw around some questionable bits of wisdom like it's no big deal, we have the unofficial karma police, aka ‘murderers by words.’ Except murder by words has nothing to with violence, weapons, or blood, which makes the act inherently peaceful, yet brutally powerful.

It’s because the fight is fueled by words, but not by any words. I mean witty, well-argued, and solid arguments that pierce straight through misinformation, fake news, and any other online BS that's so prominent these days. The targets can be anyone from Covid deniers to anti-vaxers to flat earthers and extreme right Trump supporters who support the Capitol riots or similar bursts of terror. And when the words come back, they do so with double the initial power.

Thanks to the prominent corner of Reddit known as the subreddit “Murdered By Words,” the karma evening selection of putdowns, clapbacks, and counter-arguments are in to show that everything you utter in this world can come back to you. Psst! Part 1 of the post with people who got brutally shut down is available here.

#1

You Dense Mother ---!

You Dense Mother ---!

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troufaki13
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure the first person thought he said something very profound...

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    #2

    Due For Some Good Luck Eventually

    Due For Some Good Luck Eventually

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    #3

    Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

    Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

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    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Jack even caught on

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    Previously, comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that when it comes to witty comebacks, they can be both planned and totally spontaneous.

    "I've definitely come up with comebacks that are spontaneous. For instance, I told my daughter that if she didn't behave, I'd give her inheritance to a donkey sanctuary. She said, 'You wouldn't,' and I came back, 'You bet your ass!' But though I hadn't used that comeback before, I clearly had knowledge of the pun and might have used something similar in the past."

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    But not every comeback is equally powerful. The ones that make us thank the lord it’s not us who received them have to be well-timed, super-fast, exceptionally witty, and totally understandable to everyone. If it’s super complicated or said at the wrong time, or worst, in the wrong place, you can get scolded with an agonizing moment of silence.

    #4

    Dammit George!

    Dammit George!

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How unusual to actually respect people outside of your own household...?!?!

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    #5

    Sarah Has Been Reported Dead

    Sarah Has Been Reported Dead

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    #6

    Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too

    Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very much against violence towards women, but Katie Hopkins might have turned out to be a more worthwhile human being if she'd been punched in the face a little more often for saying things like this.

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    #8

    Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult

    Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult

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    soni w
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's Celcius not farenheight 😂😂

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    #9

    Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any

    Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D**k masks! I'm using that one.. the word I mean..

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    #10

    I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07

    I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07

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    #11

    All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?

    All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?

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    MRSS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this chicks reply. This woman was told multiple times to stop or they WILL SHOOT HER!! Just because she was a woman and in the service does not mean she does not need to comply with the law. My niece is retired from the Marines and I would say the exact same thing if she were dumb enough to do what this woman did, thankfully my niece has common sense. It sucks she was killed but she broke into a FEDERAL BUILDING WITH SECRET SERVICE AND POLICE AND MILITARY OFFICERS!!!!

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    #12

    Pray Away The Gay

    Pray Away The Gay

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it will take another 200 years before idiots understand that you can't "pray the gay away." But "therapy camps" are indeed perfect locations for gay people to meet each other. And it's true: Covid deniers often are homophobes, racists, sexists and white supremacists who also believe in practically every conspiracy theory they can find.

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    #13

    Such Delicate Snowflakes

    Such Delicate Snowflakes

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    Naima Ebiche
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kindness is the easiest and the hardest quality depending on who has to show it

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    #14

    Cow Goes Moo

    Cow Goes Moo

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    Fred and George Weasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if they seriously didnt know only female cows give milk i-. smh

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    #15

    I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine

    I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody knows what's in a hotdog either, but I bet they've eaten one of those.

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    #16

    And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics

    And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics

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    Mariana Schneider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men are afraid of being rejected. Women are afraid of being killed.

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    #17

    Grandmothers Are Overrated

    Grandmothers Are Overrated

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    #19

    'murica, Heck Yeah!

    'murica, Heck Yeah!

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In America, the customer is expected to pay the workers through tips.

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    #20

    Hits It Right On The Nose

    Hits It Right On The Nose

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Morons! Why hide the name? They have put it on a public forum. Everyone should who the person is.

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    #21

    The Nerve Of The Man!

    The Nerve Of The Man!

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t wait for this guys reaction to Trumps biography then. Sure it’ll be written in crayon and printed on orange paper but that s**t will have a million i’s in it because it’ll be all me, me, me.

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    #22

    Who Need Vaccine

    Who Need Vaccine

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    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've said this before but I guess I'll say it again: No thanks, I don't need birth control cause I'm not pregnant.

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    #23

    The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me

    The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me

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    Naima Ebiche
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Luxembourg, teachers and most of state essential workers (bus drivers etc) are paid between 4000 and 7000 euro a month. An it’s formidable

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    #24

    Do Some Research Before Spouting Nonsense

    Do Some Research Before Spouting Nonsense

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    #25

    Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have

    Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have

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    #26

    It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable

    It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable

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    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That stat is also not true, heart disease kills about 600k

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    #27

    Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store

    Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear a mask. It won’t kill you. COVID will.

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    #28

    He Is Right!

    He Is Right!

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    #29

    I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless

    I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless

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    Isabella R.W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that the dude has 6.9k upvotes but the person who clapped-back only has 1.1k upvotes is very sad.

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    #30

    Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry

    Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry

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    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not having a kid until I can afford that little s**t...

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    #31

    Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!

    Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!

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    Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I wouldn't have been surprised if the firefighters sent a bill in the US...

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    #32

    They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour

    They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour

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    Jibek Mechler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was probably the stupidest complaint about Star Wars I’ve seen, and that’s saying a lot

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. There are a lot of genuine complaint about "boob armor" (see all WoW armour for women). But this was a good example not a bad one.

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    More Thinking Needed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever notice how neither Donald or Daisy Duck are wearing any pants. Life was much more simple back then.

    Eredyn IreMist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly this is some of the better female armour!!! No boob socks, cutouts. It's actually functional and non-sexualized.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. This is not "boob armour" this is just armour designed for the female body.

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    Alloydog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you'd never find an example of "sexualised" armour for men, now, would you? codpiece-6...43157.jpeg codpiece-600ae9cb43157.jpeg

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this one assumes you get a hardon from all the killing.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to know Mandalorian's believe in gender equality.

    Flora Endebez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, not all the Mandalorians were men-there were a lot of women

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    Capelli rosa e patate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Boob armour”?? 😂 it’s a breast plate just like the dude’s you dolt. 😂

    Tina Hugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have boobs, why wouldn't you have boob armor? I think trauma plates worn over the sternum under bullet proof vests are shaped different for men vs women. It seems logical. Weird thing to get triggered by.

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    chest armour to protect your chest , amazingly women have BREASTS ( Google it ) so armour needs to take these into account

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to be like this, but I think I would have to interfere. In the middle ages, breast plates with breasts would be stupid, since it would allow a sword or spear to fokus into the middle, where it would penetrate the metal. The aim was to have the blows deflect sideways and outwards. On modern equipment, swords and spears are no longer an issue. Bullets don't deflect but hit you straight on, with massive force, therefore padding is more important. I've never seen the mandalorian, so can't say anything in this case. Also, I've never worn a bullet proof vest, so can't speak of comfort either. What I'm trying to say is: don't mix apples and pears.

    Adrienne Early
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you are advocating for a mono-boob look? But in that regard, even the male Mando armor is bad because it has "pectoral" plates and has a cleft in between. Both sets of armor have the central wreak spot. You are right about medieval armor, but women would still need space for boobs otherwise the bottom would have to be bulked up so the armor can rest properly on the stomach area.

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    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked the armor - it’s not as aggressively booby as in some video games. It looks like good armor for a woman.

    Michał Jastrzębski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also, bonus points for female armor not being bikini, like many games >_> like, what is that going to shield from hits? Pubes are not THAT important...

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    Moezarella
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably would make more sense for chest plates not to have individual boob armor but rather, a single outward curve that allows extra room for both men and women's chests. Bc as Linus Nilsson pointed out below, breast plates with individual breasts are not very practical for deflecting blows.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is true in a sword setting. In SW it really doesnt matter because they are blocking energy not blades. But yeah in other contexts you would be right.

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who want to take offense will take offense for anything and everything.

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen how real armour or bulletproof vests look?

    Ripley Dog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair is a valid complaint if you're using edged weapons as it deflects strikes toward your heart. Less valid if you're deflecting blaster bolts.

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do think they all have a point, it should be shaped to best deflect things, whatever that may be, and perhaps inside have different padding and shape

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, that dang apostrophe again, too! 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, now I want to cosplay as her! :D

    David Malone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anita Scamkeesian at it again with the dumbest takes.

    Kai Scadden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boob armor should be very thick.breasts are sensitive..if I get tapped accidentally I will literally wince in pain

    thetacotruckman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is just a stupid person getting slapped through the internet

    Chimmels
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if hear me out women have boobs

    MELISSA TULLOSS-NOLAN - STUDENT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really tho would this lady like to try on chest-plates made for someone that has a less protruding chest, it's the same thing as clothes they have a bigger chest area for a reason.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not even actual boob armor, it's the same shape as the male version, just sticking out a bit more

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plus, they'd be going a lot f*****g slower if the girls were just flopping about in there. It's, I assume, having your balls attached to your chest, but bigger and floppier and softer and maybe just as sensitive.

    Imposmate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh you're a woman yourself

    Izzy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, I could wear the male armor quite comfortably...

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps we guys ought be have'n female pants, so's are gentlemenly parts are nicely squeezed. Ouch a lot.

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But isn’t female boob armor supposed to be fancy metal bits held on by chains or fur that only cover the areola?... because like, the rest of the boob is bulletproof right?

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one isn't dumb actually, it's true. Armour doesn't need to fit breasts, since they are squishy after all. And the inward dent right over the breastbone would actually be dangerous if someone hit you there. That's why arnour in the middle ages wasn't fit to outline the male body either but was made to have a good amount of space between armour and chest. The only reason there are female "breast armours" in the Mandalorian and other shows is to make the women remain sex objects.

    Daniele Ribolla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey Anita... it seems you have no boobs!

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mandalorians have better body armor than humans...

    Fidgets McGee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also stop with the superfluous apostrophes!! Its plural not possessive !!!!!!! X#@;$$*

    Fidgets McGee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Apologies, this just makes me nuts when I see at all the time...😅)

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    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely agree, but would like to add Lady is a title.

    Liz Jackson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm yes smush your boobs into this flat chest plate.

    Cordi Schmidt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she know that armour in the past was actually made 'unisex' with a tun of space in the breast area because it was comfortable to move in? Sure, women did not use it that often but it does not mean they could not use it. Have a look at this video, should explain it with better details → https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBtvS5yhTA8

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most armour is already only made to fit a certain shape of male body. Most of everything is only designed to fit or be used by males. Even The Pill was tested on men

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The OP is repeating a complaint about fantasy games, comics, etc: It makes no sense for armor to be concave to follow the contours of breasts. This directs any weapon towards the wearer. Presumably, the Mandalorians are armored to protect against laser blasts, so I'm not sure the complaint applies here.

    Michał Jastrzębski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even then, you want to direct energy reflection / any armor evaporating from that hit AWAY from yourself, not towards another part of your own armor.

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    Saara-Elina Kaukiainen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Boob armour" is way more safe and comfortable when you have boobs than the regular one. Just saying.

    Cory Tollman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even "boob armor". I'm sure she's played plenty of video games where the female characters had armor that made it look like their boobs were dipped in metal. That's boob armor and it is ridiculous in a practical sense. As is the chainmail bikini. :-D

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    djinnjeannie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original poster was correct, whether on men or women, real armour doesn’t have boob shaped chest plates because it would be less protective. Armour doesn’t need boobs. Not misogyny just physics.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is important to deflect blades, not energy shots. In the SW context it doesnt really matter.

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    Scyth
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    4 years ago

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    Female armor was always almost identical to men's armor, without hypersexualization and extreme curves.

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, back in 2017 the Romanian Army designed and adopted body armour specifically for women after quite a few complaints that the standard plate carrier was very uncomfortable for female anatomy, so that is definitely a thing. You can see it here: inquam-pho...-77520.jpg inquam-photo-bucuresti-cbrn-veste-antiglont-77520.jpg

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    #33

    Mbw And Accurate ! 1 - 0

    Mbw And Accurate ! 1 - 0

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    #34

    How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit

    How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is absolutely a terrorist. And a douchebag. And now she’s dead. Stupid is as stupid does.

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    #35

    1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!

    1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 3 is remove foot and insert the other foot

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    #36

    Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About

    Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About

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    Jibek Mechler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, people should wear masks at flu season. I’ve never been so healthy as I was the last year. When I get sick it can drag out for months (I’m not exactly healthy) and I have disabled friends who could die from a cold. If anything, Corona proved that we should keep in wearing masks and washing our hands, even after it’s over

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    #37

    Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back

    Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back

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    #38

    Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella

    Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella

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    Frank Ropen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    World population 1820 around 1 billion, 2020 nearly 8 billions. Partly thanks to vaccines.

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    #39

    I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken

    I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken

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    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why shouldn't we pay people to exist? None of chose to exist, we were all forced into life whether we wanted it or not if you really think about it.

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    #40

    Just Wow

    Just Wow

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like that always have double standards

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    #41

    It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People

    It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be gentle. You can't expect a person such as this, to strain the few brain cells they actually possess by thinking, do you?

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    #42

    Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments

    Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👉 The entire f*cking west of China is a political mess. (edit)👉Just look at Chinese Traditional Medicine for ONE second.

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    #43

    Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?

    Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nurse of the tinned foiled hat brigade.

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    #44

    How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?

    How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people only thrive because other people give them the power. Take that away and they have nothing to offer to society

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    #45

    Lions Don’t Wear Masks

    Lions Don’t Wear Masks

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    #46

    Conspiracy Theorist Shutdown

    Conspiracy Theorist Shutdown

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad part is that OP thinks they have a mind..

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    #47

    He's Not Wrong You Know

    He's Not Wrong You Know

    birat_bade Report

    #48

    Then Why Get A Dog?

    Then Why Get A Dog?

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    Conrad Strucker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he lost me at "starting to lose interest in the dog"

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    #49

    I Do Like My Gummy Bears Doe

    I Do Like My Gummy Bears Doe

    Nex_Xus Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay, those women have their essential oils and healing crystals to protect them.

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    #50

    Well, Yes, But Not Really, No

    Well, Yes, But Not Really, No

    culta_klash Report

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s sad people think the only reason people join the military is to pay off debts. Some do true, but a lot of others don’t.

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    #51

    Finding Good Burns On Twitter Is The Only Reason I'm There

    Finding Good Burns On Twitter Is The Only Reason I'm There

    conspicuousnipples Report

    #52

    An Extra Large Serving Of Reality

    An Extra Large Serving Of Reality

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    PhybreAwptic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take several seats is a real gem of an insult.

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    #53

    When Military Is More Important Than Health Care

    When Military Is More Important Than Health Care

    willnoon , twitter.com Report

    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The USA is paying a lot of money for their military inorder to protect themselves from themselves. They go out start something and when people fight back, they want to call it terrorism. They have killed so many civillians around the world because they didn't like how other countries run their own countries.

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    #54

    Under A Post About A Woman Finding Her Cat Alive 16 Days After A Tornado

    Under A Post About A Woman Finding Her Cat Alive 16 Days After A Tornado

    aFr**kingKernelPanic Report

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats do love. they just don't love haters. :-)

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    #55

    I Am The Lord, Thy God

    I Am The Lord, Thy God

    beerbellybegone Report

    #56

    You Are A Lesser Human Being And Deserve To Suffer

    You Are A Lesser Human Being And Deserve To Suffer

    beerbellybegone Report

    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1000 people actually liked that... that is sad.

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    #57

    I Posted It On Facepalm And People Said It Should Be Here Too

    I Posted It On Facepalm And People Said It Should Be Here Too

    _GGfighter_ Report

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    #58

    A Guy Working In A Garage Makes Fun Of A Hardworking Nurse

    A Guy Working In A Garage Makes Fun Of A Hardworking Nurse

    dark_commander Report

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of how tired and weary you look and feel all health workers a beautiful and none have glowed even more during the pandemic. Hopefully, this vaccine will see an end to the strain and you can all get some well earned rest.

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    #59

    Seriously, Just Stop

    Seriously, Just Stop

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was real: shouldn't a 6yo know what a penis is? My son (5) and daughter (2) know both genders since forever.

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    #60

    Dad, Daddy, Daddy-O

    Dad, Daddy, Daddy-O

    ReadWriteArithmetic Report

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    #61

    Reverse Card

    Reverse Card

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    PristineMisty
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like some ice for that epic burn?

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    #62

    If You Want To Tell Someone What They Can Draw, Pay Them First

    If You Want To Tell Someone What They Can Draw, Pay Them First

    P4rsona_Official Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I can just decide to not be gay? It was just as simple all along, while my parents disowned me and my classmates raped and bullied me in high school? Stupid me!

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    #63

    Why Can't People Just Enjoy The Holidays?

    Why Can't People Just Enjoy The Holidays?

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my old team members at work was a devout Muslim and didn't celebrate Christmas, he still said merry christmas to people.

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    #64

    Yes, Sit Down, Please

    Yes, Sit Down, Please

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    Hehehehehehehehe (ve/ver)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just leave nurses and doctors alone right now they don't have the energy to deal with you shithead

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    #65

    It's A Valid Question, Dave

    It's A Valid Question, Dave

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dave would still deny Covid if all his family died because of it. To him, it would be a government plot where everyone was told they had died of Covid, but in reality they all died because of heartfailure or something else.

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    #66

    One Day They'll Understand That Support For The State And Revolutionary Politics Are Not Congruent Ideologies

    One Day They'll Understand That Support For The State And Revolutionary Politics Are Not Congruent Ideologies

    Derangedteddy Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also a strong contestant for a Darwin Award. Ever tried pulling a gun on police officer? Of course you haven't, that's why you are alive and reading this.

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    #67

    Yeah, But, Not When We Do It!

    Yeah, But, Not When We Do It!

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    Ines Äffchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder if Matt Walsh also feels Trader Joe's discriminates against him if he is asked to wear a mask...

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    #68

    I Live In Us, Explains A Lot Though

    I Live In Us, Explains A Lot Though

    Tourist_73 Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt he'll have to force her to get a divorce. She's probably already on the phone to her lawyer.

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    #69

    Bhutan's Forest Should Not Be Just Standing There

    Bhutan's Forest Should Not Be Just Standing There

    Kyoeser Report

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    #70

    Vice And Some Guy In The Comments Both Get Their Nonsense Called Out By A Psychologist

    Vice And Some Guy In The Comments Both Get Their Nonsense Called Out By A Psychologist

    Iwasforger03 Report

    MRSS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a 45yr old woman who has struggled with ADHD my entire life and was put on Adderall I can say it has saved my life. This will act as a hyper stimulant if you do not actually have ADHD and regulate you if you do. This is why people get all hyped up when they are on it because it can't properly do the job it was made for. I for one am all for putting someone on it if they are properly diagnosed with ADHD.

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    #71

    Hit Him With The Aluminum Foil!

    Hit Him With The Aluminum Foil!

    FattyPatty42 Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah but if he takes his meds then the reptilians will show elon musk their new mixtape and then do a gay pride parade at the pentagon and we can't have that /s

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    #72

    Murdered By Math

    Murdered By Math

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's quite amazing how Trump fans always find ways to play down their and Trump's atrocities. How they have no problem to twist facts and even totally deny what their Führer said barely one minute ago. " Trump: "Democrats want anarchy, they really do, and they don't know who they're playing with, folks. " His fans: "He didn't say that, It was a joke, it was sarcasm, he didn't mean it."

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    #73

    Imagine Wanting To Bring Race Into A Children’s Game

    Imagine Wanting To Bring Race Into A Children’s Game

    M3mEMaChiN3 Report

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo, the person is trying to limit access to specific content based on the user's race..? Sounds an awful lot like racism to me...

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    #74

    On A R/Niceguys Post

    On A R/Niceguys Post

    xenolightt Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's like what scarecrows do, but for women and it actually works. Coincidentally, there is a large congregation of women in the middle of the Indian Ocean.

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    #75

    West Virginia University Addressing Real Campus Issues

    West Virginia University Addressing Real Campus Issues

    MountainsMan55 Report

    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My automatic conclusion was that these trees were unsteady/rotten and were a threat of falling on buildings, which makes logging them for security reasons totally reasonable.

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    #77

    Cringe Old Guy Comments On Teen Girls Instagram

    Cringe Old Guy Comments On Teen Girls Instagram

    boredchaotic Report

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    #78

    Batman's Parents Have Been Killed More Than Those Murdered On This Sub

    Batman's Parents Have Been Killed More Than Those Murdered On This Sub

    THEROASTINGPYRO Report

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But still, I wouldn't want to play all the Metal Gear games just to understand the last one. ok, bad example, that series does not make any sense anyway.

    #79

    Chipping In To Say Stupid Things

    Chipping In To Say Stupid Things

    XvortexEXE Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet Troy's never touched a pair of boobs in his life.

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    #80

    Do I Need To Obscure The Names/Accounts Of Public Figures?

    Do I Need To Obscure The Names/Accounts Of Public Figures?

    Alclis Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saddest part of this is that a lot of families in the US do not have the money to pay for groceries to cook a decent healthy meal, but HAVE to use fastfood to feed the family.

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    #81

    See, His Mistake Was In Trying To Reason With Her

    See, His Mistake Was In Trying To Reason With Her

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    Danny Bai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just read "Wonder". The part where Olivia explains why August has a craniofacial abnormality is because of genetics.

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    #82

    Found The Murder Weapon

    Found The Murder Weapon

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    Kiwii Stone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this a British cop? Where we don't have easy access to firearms ... swords would be a potential murder weapon

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    #83

    "Oh No, I've Upset Stadia User #9"

    "Oh No, I've Upset Stadia User #9"

    Honza17CZE Report

    #84

    He Took Out 5 People With 1 Word

    He Took Out 5 People With 1 Word

    TonyStark122 Report

    Steve R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a time when American TV news was failing to properly cover the awful work of Trump and his cronies, the coverage provided by Colbert and Myers was outstanding. Kimmel too. Fallon... not so much. And Corden? The worst thing the UK has given the US since smallpox.

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    #85

    Ukraine Spitting Straight Fire

    Ukraine Spitting Straight Fire

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Borscht is not Ukranien though. It is slavic, or European, if you want. It is a dish known in Russia, Ukraine, Poland, Belarus snd Gslicia.

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    #86

    Grandma With The Savage Comeback!

    Grandma With The Savage Comeback!

    decentbirthday , twitter.com Report

    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's missing her reply, but it was something along the lines of "Great idea, you can serve it at my funeral."

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    #87

    Bathing Is Important

    Bathing Is Important

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    #88

    Nice Stops When Your Actions Hurt Other People

    Nice Stops When Your Actions Hurt Other People

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    Conrad Strucker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how I feel here. People should absolutely feel comfortable in their bodies as long as they are happy and healthy, but it is true that obesity is a health issue, especially in America.

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