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As long as people throw around some questionable bits of wisdom like it's no big deal, we have the unofficial karma police, aka ‘murderers by words.’ Except murder by words has nothing to with violence, weapons, or blood, which makes the act inherently peaceful, yet brutally powerful.
It’s because the fight is fueled by words, but not by any words. I mean witty, well-argued, and solid arguments that pierce straight through misinformation, fake news, and any other online BS that's so prominent these days. The targets can be anyone from Covid deniers to anti-vaxers to flat earthers and extreme right Trump supporters who support the Capitol riots or similar bursts of terror. And when the words come back, they do so with double the initial power.
Thanks to the prominent corner of Reddit known as the subreddit “Murdered By Words,” the karma evening selection of putdowns, clapbacks, and counter-arguments are in to show that everything you utter in this world can come back to you. Psst! Part 1 of the post with people who got brutally shut down is available here.
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#1
You Dense Mother ---!
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#2
Due For Some Good Luck Eventually
#3
Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is
Previously, comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that when it comes to witty comebacks, they can be both planned and totally spontaneous.
"I've definitely come up with comebacks that are spontaneous. For instance, I told my daughter that if she didn't behave, I'd give her inheritance to a donkey sanctuary. She said, 'You wouldn't,' and I came back, 'You bet your ass!' But though I hadn't used that comeback before, I clearly had knowledge of the pun and might have used something similar in the past."
But not every comeback is equally powerful. The ones that make us thank the lord it’s not us who received them have to be well-timed, super-fast, exceptionally witty, and totally understandable to everyone. If it’s super complicated or said at the wrong time, or worst, in the wrong place, you can get scolded with an agonizing moment of silence.
#4
Dammit George!
#6
Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too
Ray Martin 4 years ago
I'm very much against violence towards women, but Katie Hopkins might have turned out to be a more worthwhile human being if she'd been punched in the face a little more often for saying things like this.
#8
Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult
#9
Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any
#10
I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07
#11
All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?
MRSS 4 years ago
I love this chicks reply. This woman was told multiple times to stop or they WILL SHOOT HER!! Just because she was a woman and in the service does not mean she does not need to comply with the law. My niece is retired from the Marines and I would say the exact same thing if she were dumb enough to do what this woman did, thankfully my niece has common sense. It sucks she was killed but she broke into a FEDERAL BUILDING WITH SECRET SERVICE AND POLICE AND MILITARY OFFICERS!!!!
#12
Pray Away The Gay
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
I guess it will take another 200 years before idiots understand that you can't "pray the gay away." But "therapy camps" are indeed perfect locations for gay people to meet each other. And it's true: Covid deniers often are homophobes, racists, sexists and white supremacists who also believe in practically every conspiracy theory they can find.
#13
Such Delicate Snowflakes
Naima Ebiche 4 years ago
Kindness is the easiest and the hardest quality depending on who has to show it
#14
Cow Goes Moo
Fred and George Weasley 4 years ago
if they seriously didnt know only female cows give milk i-. smh
PhybreAwptic 4 years ago
Seriously hope this is trolling. And if not I hope you were breastfed by your dad.
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me 4 years ago
I haven't met a single girl named Root in my life. What traditional name is that?
Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago
When your really, really desperate for something to be offended about.
Shull GaRett 4 years ago
Im not going to judge... i was thinking about "the other milk she likes" but mom told me not to make fun of dumb people. And i think mom was right
Candice Ravel 4 years ago
I think mom would make an exception for this one.
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Wendillon 4 years ago
Traditionally girl names? The only Root I've ever known was a male commander from the Artemis Fowl series.
The 5-star rated 5-star rating system 4 years ago
And then along came the Fartemis Owl movie which made Commander Root female. Thanks for that film, Disney, I really enjoyed every minute of it draining my soul.
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Yana Makarevitch 4 years ago (edited)
Also, I wouldn't say that Quiet or Root are traditional girl names.
Amber Duhs 4 years ago
On a separate note, that is very cool and all the cow names are so cute :D
Cian Thomas McHugh 4 years ago
You could milk a bull, but it probably wouldn't taste as good as milk.
James016 4 years ago
Any remember that scene in Kingpin. "I milked your cow" " We don't have a cow"
Andie Mitchell 4 years ago
didnt know root and quiet were girl names lol but yeah girl cows give milk ds
Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich 4 years ago
And the last time I checked, yogurt is made from an animal "by-product" not the animal itself so not quite the same thing but yeah, her not realizing only female bovines give milk is utterly (udderly!) baffling!
Harry Potter pandas = great. 4 years ago
Oh by the way, did you know that all of those cows are girls? No? Well then, s*** you.
Tantalum_Radium 4 years ago
I once had a delivery guy ask me if I milked my goats, I replied “they’re all boys, I mean I guess you can, but I wouldn’t drink it” 🤣
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Did you notice the guys username? I wouldn't put it past him ;)
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Sharon Slocum 4 years ago
Can someone let her know only pregnant cows give milk... And yes they are female.
Eglė Bukauskaitė 4 years ago
They should've name all the dead calves to get said milk in the first place...
Laine Light 4 years ago
I get that her post is stupid, but if you think about it, does it really matter what you name a cow? It's not like she's going to object to you misgendering her by calling her Butch. Any more than a bull would give a s**t if you named him Barbie.
Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago
This reminds me of those MORONS at Trader Joe's with signs against milk - because - MILK IS MURDER. Seriously? You're that f*****g stupid that you think they KILL cows for MILK?
Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago
Roza all cows are girls by the way, did you do nature studies at school.
Lisa Chambers 4 years ago
And another graduate of whatever they offer in schools as an alternative to biology, shows their face.
H.L.Lewis 4 years ago
Oh, trust me, people are really stupid. I once had a young mother ask me, when I was selling goat cheese, if they had to kill the goat to get the milk.
Teresa Taylor 4 years ago
Oh my gosh!! That's as sad as all the buttheads that think you kill the sheep to get the wool. What is wrong with people?
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M Kate McCulloch 4 years ago
ummm all milking cows are cows - cows is a female bovine. But if you wanna call your cow bob, i'm sure it won't care, but your neighbors will think you are weird.
Susan Thomas 4 years ago
Milk cows are actually not consumed. Their milk is produced and obtained for dairy products.
Steve Cruz 4 years ago
A lot of so-called INTELLECT is being able to shut the mouth gate before the stupid escapes.
Peter Malthus 4 years ago
Allow me to introduce my sisters, Root and Quiet. Our parents loved traditionally girl names.
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
Roza is probably also an anti-vaxxer. Stupid as shhiiiiit.
Amelia Bedelia 4 years ago
Yes, because there's definitely hope if we're concerned with what cows identify as.
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I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
Nobody knows what's in a hotdog either, but I bet they've eaten one of those.
#16
And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics
Mariana Schneider 4 years ago
Men are afraid of being rejected. Women are afraid of being killed.
#17
Grandmothers Are Overrated
#19
'murica, Heck Yeah!
Mohsie Supposie 4 years ago
In America, the customer is expected to pay the workers through tips.
#20
Hits It Right On The Nose
#21
The Nerve Of The Man!
Rabbit Carrot 4 years ago
I can’t wait for this guys reaction to Trumps biography then. Sure it’ll be written in crayon and printed on orange paper but that s**t will have a million i’s in it because it’ll be all me, me, me.
#22
Who Need Vaccine
#23
The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me
Naima Ebiche 4 years ago
In Luxembourg, teachers and most of state essential workers (bus drivers etc) are paid between 4000 and 7000 euro a month. An it’s formidable
#24
Do Some Research Before Spouting Nonsense
#25
Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have
#26
It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable
#27
Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store
#28
He Is Right!
#29
I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless
Isabella R.W. 4 years ago
the fact that the dude has 6.9k upvotes but the person who clapped-back only has 1.1k upvotes is very sad.
#30
Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry
#31
Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!
#32
They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour
Jibek Mechler 4 years ago
This was probably the stupidest complaint about Star Wars I’ve seen, and that’s saying a lot
#33
Mbw And Accurate ! 1 - 0
#34
How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit
Rabbit Carrot 4 years ago
She is absolutely a terrorist. And a douchebag. And now she’s dead. Stupid is as stupid does.
#35
1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!
#36
Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About
Jibek Mechler 4 years ago
Seriously, people should wear masks at flu season. I’ve never been so healthy as I was the last year. When I get sick it can drag out for months (I’m not exactly healthy) and I have disabled friends who could die from a cold. If anything, Corona proved that we should keep in wearing masks and washing our hands, even after it’s over
#37
Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back
#38
Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella
Frank Ropen 4 years ago
World population 1820 around 1 billion, 2020 nearly 8 billions. Partly thanks to vaccines.
#39
I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken
#40
Just Wow
#41
It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
Be gentle. You can't expect a person such as this, to strain the few brain cells they actually possess by thinking, do you?
#42
Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago (edited)
👉 The entire f*cking west of China is a political mess. (edit)👉Just look at Chinese Traditional Medicine for ONE second.
#43
Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?
#44
How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?
troufaki13 4 years ago
These people only thrive because other people give them the power. Take that away and they have nothing to offer to society
#45
Lions Don’t Wear Masks
#46
Conspiracy Theorist Shutdown
#47
He's Not Wrong You Know
#48
Then Why Get A Dog?
#49
I Do Like My Gummy Bears Doe
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
It's okay, those women have their essential oils and healing crystals to protect them.
#50
Well, Yes, But Not Really, No
#51
Finding Good Burns On Twitter Is The Only Reason I'm There
#52
An Extra Large Serving Of Reality
#53
When Military Is More Important Than Health Care
wandile dludlu 4 years ago
The USA is paying a lot of money for their military inorder to protect themselves from themselves. They go out start something and when people fight back, they want to call it terrorism. They have killed so many civillians around the world because they didn't like how other countries run their own countries.
#54
Under A Post About A Woman Finding Her Cat Alive 16 Days After A Tornado
#55
I Am The Lord, Thy God
#56
You Are A Lesser Human Being And Deserve To Suffer
#57
I Posted It On Facepalm And People Said It Should Be Here Too
#58
A Guy Working In A Garage Makes Fun Of A Hardworking Nurse
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
Regardless of how tired and weary you look and feel all health workers a beautiful and none have glowed even more during the pandemic. Hopefully, this vaccine will see an end to the strain and you can all get some well earned rest.
#59
Seriously, Just Stop
#60
Dad, Daddy, Daddy-O
#61
Reverse Card
#62
If You Want To Tell Someone What They Can Draw, Pay Them First
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
What? I can just decide to not be gay? It was just as simple all along, while my parents disowned me and my classmates raped and bullied me in high school? Stupid me!
#63
Why Can't People Just Enjoy The Holidays?
#64
Yes, Sit Down, Please
Hehehehehehehehe (ve/ver) 4 years ago
Just leave nurses and doctors alone right now they don't have the energy to deal with you shithead
#65
It's A Valid Question, Dave
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Dave would still deny Covid if all his family died because of it. To him, it would be a government plot where everyone was told they had died of Covid, but in reality they all died because of heartfailure or something else.
#66
One Day They'll Understand That Support For The State And Revolutionary Politics Are Not Congruent Ideologies
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
And also a strong contestant for a Darwin Award. Ever tried pulling a gun on police officer? Of course you haven't, that's why you are alive and reading this.
#67
Yeah, But, Not When We Do It!
Ines Äffchen 4 years ago
wonder if Matt Walsh also feels Trader Joe's discriminates against him if he is asked to wear a mask...
#68
I Live In Us, Explains A Lot Though
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
I doubt he'll have to force her to get a divorce. She's probably already on the phone to her lawyer.
#69
Bhutan's Forest Should Not Be Just Standing There
#70
Vice And Some Guy In The Comments Both Get Their Nonsense Called Out By A Psychologist
MRSS 4 years ago
As a 45yr old woman who has struggled with ADHD my entire life and was put on Adderall I can say it has saved my life. This will act as a hyper stimulant if you do not actually have ADHD and regulate you if you do. This is why people get all hyped up when they are on it because it can't properly do the job it was made for. I for one am all for putting someone on it if they are properly diagnosed with ADHD.
#71
Hit Him With The Aluminum Foil!
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
yeah but if he takes his meds then the reptilians will show elon musk their new mixtape and then do a gay pride parade at the pentagon and we can't have that /s
#72
Murdered By Math
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
It's quite amazing how Trump fans always find ways to play down their and Trump's atrocities. How they have no problem to twist facts and even totally deny what their Führer said barely one minute ago. " Trump: "Democrats want anarchy, they really do, and they don't know who they're playing with, folks. " His fans: "He didn't say that, It was a joke, it was sarcasm, he didn't mean it."
#73
Imagine Wanting To Bring Race Into A Children’s Game
Allan Breum 4 years ago
Soooo, the person is trying to limit access to specific content based on the user's race..? Sounds an awful lot like racism to me...
#74
On A R/Niceguys Post
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
He's like what scarecrows do, but for women and it actually works. Coincidentally, there is a large congregation of women in the middle of the Indian Ocean.
#75
West Virginia University Addressing Real Campus Issues
#77
Cringe Old Guy Comments On Teen Girls Instagram
#78
Batman's Parents Have Been Killed More Than Those Murdered On This Sub
Linus Nilsson 4 years ago
But still, I wouldn't want to play all the Metal Gear games just to understand the last one. ok, bad example, that series does not make any sense anyway.
#79
Chipping In To Say Stupid Things
#80
Do I Need To Obscure The Names/Accounts Of Public Figures?
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
The saddest part of this is that a lot of families in the US do not have the money to pay for groceries to cook a decent healthy meal, but HAVE to use fastfood to feed the family.
#81
See, His Mistake Was In Trying To Reason With Her
#82
Found The Murder Weapon
Kiwii Stone 4 years ago
Isn't this a British cop? Where we don't have easy access to firearms ... swords would be a potential murder weapon
#83
"Oh No, I've Upset Stadia User #9"
#84
He Took Out 5 People With 1 Word
#85
Ukraine Spitting Straight Fire
#86
Grandma With The Savage Comeback!
#87
Bathing Is Important
#88
Nice Stops When Your Actions Hurt Other People
Conrad Strucker 4 years ago
I don't know how I feel here. People should absolutely feel comfortable in their bodies as long as they are happy and healthy, but it is true that obesity is a health issue, especially in America.
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Demon Deadly Dragon 4 years ago (edited)
What about LisaGaming. LisaGaming destroyed peoples Bloxburg houses and recorded it to YouTube. The First time she covered up her username but the second time she forgot to and got banned from Bloxburg forever and what about ThatVeganTeacher who has done to many bad things to name here and now for the passed few months she has gotten dragged by both YouTube and TikTok their are YouTube Channels dedicated to making fun of ThatVeganTeacher this list should be more inclusive to non normie and let us add stuff. By the time I made this ThatVeganTeacher is still both YouTube and TikToks punching bag and she deserves it.
Demon Deadly Dragon 4 years ago (edited)
What about LisaGaming. LisaGaming destroyed peoples Bloxburg houses and recorded it to YouTube. The First time she covered up her username but the second time she forgot to and got banned from Bloxburg forever and what about ThatVeganTeacher who has done to many bad things to name here and now for the passed few months she has gotten dragged by both YouTube and TikTok their are YouTube Channels dedicated to making fun of ThatVeganTeacher this list should be more inclusive to non normie and let us add stuff. By the time I made this ThatVeganTeacher is still both YouTube and TikToks punching bag and she deserves it.
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