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45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting ‘Destroyed’ In The Comments (New Pics)
As long as people throw around some questionable bits of wisdom like it's no big deal, we have the unofficial karma police, aka ‘murderers by words.’ Except murder by words has nothing to with violence, weapons, or blood, which makes the act inherently peaceful, yet brutally powerful.
It’s because the fight is fueled by words, but not by any words. I mean witty, well-argued, and solid arguments that pierce straight through misinformation, fake news, and any other online BS that's so prominent these days. The targets can be anyone from Covid deniers to anti-vaxers to flat earthers and extreme right Trump supporters who support the Capitol riots or similar bursts of terror. And when the words come back, they do so with double the initial power.
Thanks to the prominent corner of Reddit known as the subreddit “Murdered By Words,” the karma evening selection of putdowns, clapbacks, and counter-arguments are in to show that everything you utter in this world can come back to you. Psst! Part 1 of the post with people who got brutally shut down is available here.
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You Dense Mother ---!
Due For Some Good Luck Eventually
Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is
Previously, comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that when it comes to witty comebacks, they can be both planned and totally spontaneous.
"I've definitely come up with comebacks that are spontaneous. For instance, I told my daughter that if she didn't behave, I'd give her inheritance to a donkey sanctuary. She said, 'You wouldn't,' and I came back, 'You bet your ass!' But though I hadn't used that comeback before, I clearly had knowledge of the pun and might have used something similar in the past."
But not every comeback is equally powerful. The ones that make us thank the lord it’s not us who received them have to be well-timed, super-fast, exceptionally witty, and totally understandable to everyone. If it’s super complicated or said at the wrong time, or worst, in the wrong place, you can get scolded with an agonizing moment of silence.
Dammit George!
Sarah Has Been Reported Dead
Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too
I'm very much against violence towards women, but Katie Hopkins might have turned out to be a more worthwhile human being if she'd been punched in the face a little more often for saying things like this.
This Belongs Here
Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult
Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any
I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07
All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?
I love this chicks reply. This woman was told multiple times to stop or they WILL SHOOT HER!! Just because she was a woman and in the service does not mean she does not need to comply with the law. My niece is retired from the Marines and I would say the exact same thing if she were dumb enough to do what this woman did, thankfully my niece has common sense. It sucks she was killed but she broke into a FEDERAL BUILDING WITH SECRET SERVICE AND POLICE AND MILITARY OFFICERS!!!!
Pray Away The Gay
I guess it will take another 200 years before idiots understand that you can't "pray the gay away." But "therapy camps" are indeed perfect locations for gay people to meet each other. And it's true: Covid deniers often are homophobes, racists, sexists and white supremacists who also believe in practically every conspiracy theory they can find.
Such Delicate Snowflakes
Kindness is the easiest and the hardest quality depending on who has to show it
Cow Goes Moo
if they seriously didnt know only female cows give milk i-. smh
I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine
Nobody knows what's in a hotdog either, but I bet they've eaten one of those.
And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics
Men are afraid of being rejected. Women are afraid of being killed.
Grandmothers Are Overrated
I Love It
'murica, Heck Yeah!
In America, the customer is expected to pay the workers through tips.
This isn't about tips (typically Starbucks baristas aren't tipped), it's about trying to squeeze out more labor than you are paying for, which is common practice in any industry. These seconds and minutes they are talking about are the little favors and tasks that are asked of people after they clock out.
Load More Replies...When I was born, the idea of paying for work done really wasn't controversial. I'm obviously old.
@Bill Newsome. You sit on the clock/at the desk/etc. and if you are *working*... till your customer or boss is done... then you get paid. If it's b/c you got nowhere to go, well, no, b/c no work is no pay. Union or otherwise, btw. and you don't get preapproval for OT in many unions ------ and not when I was in one earning money for education ---- b/c if you worked the hours, you got the pay. It's complicated and compex, varies nation to nation and occupation to occupation.
Load More Replies...You Europeans hate that Americans are richer. Don't be sad. Biden will start taking care of you again.
Load More Replies...A place I worked years ago use to have a system that rounded to the nearest quarter hour. So if you worked until 5:07 it got rounded down to 5:00. Eventually they got sued and had to pay everyone employee a settlement check for lost wages.
Yep, ours is 15 minutes. And never round up. Also expected to log on and be ready to start taking calls exactly at your start time, no pay for the actual 15-20 minutes it takes to load up everything and be ready.
Load More Replies...Only in the good old USA......drivers for Lyft and Uber are suing the Ca state to void Prop 22 that took away their rights to be treated as employees. Lyft and Uber want to keep all those millions and billions to themselves!!!
Yeah. That is how those evil businessmen are. Luckily have the altruistic government employees like Biden and Newsome (No relation). How much are they worth again?
Load More Replies...I'm so ashamed to be an American. I'll take my Taiwanese citizenship back now please.
I call BS. My son works at Starbucks and there are a lot of companies who put their employees first through this pandemic. Paid time when the stores were shut down. Paid time when employees tested positive for Covid. My son included. Paid time when someone tested positive on a specific shift gave everyone else on that shift paid time for them to stay home for 14 days.
Yes, have seen this as well. It's not sustainable for a private enterprise, but it is a very charitable action and is appreciated by most of the employees.
Load More Replies...Clocks are different, too. So it can alter a minute or two. I worked somewhere that changed your hours between minute 7 and 8 to the nearest 15 min. So you can work 8 minutes and get paid 15, but because it was a split, you can also clock out 7 minutes early in the other shift and it evens out. Staff knew how to plan accordingly and I was there to ensure they didn't purposely late clock out after twiddling their thumbs. I can see both sides. I would like to see 15 min compensation for 7 minutes of true work. But 1 minute of work? No. I think if you wrap up a task and it takes a minute or two don't sweat it. But if you take a lot of extra time (and it isnt due from slowness) then yeah, compensate. That is where the 7|8 minute mark works. It has to cut a line somewhere.
A wage of $15 dollars per hour is literally going to increase your order by 15 cents ;D
Well, they banned official slavery, they got to get the free labour somewhere.
If one of these employees is injured while working off the clock Starbucks is not responsible. I'd like to see the big CEOs get paid by the amount of time they put in. When I punch out, patrons are lucky I don't push them to the ground running for the door!
Generally, CEOs work harder and longer than anyone else, and I'll say the same for most in management. Board members, on the other hand, are well compensated for almost no work (IMO) at all.
Load More Replies...What? There are companies that don't pay for overtime? When I was a lad we got paid time and half for overtime and double for Saturday afternoon or Sundays. Free market capitalism makes everything better apparently...
@Bill Newsome stfu. workers in the netherlands/switzerland/norway get paid well and have far better benefits than most in this country, and they have a multitude of socialist practices. for that matter, so does the united states.
Load More Replies...Hits It Right On The Nose
The Nerve Of The Man!
I can’t wait for this guys reaction to Trumps biography then. Sure it’ll be written in crayon and printed on orange paper but that s**t will have a million i’s in it because it’ll be all me, me, me.
Who Need Vaccine
The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me
In Luxembourg, teachers and most of state essential workers (bus drivers etc) are paid between 4000 and 7000 euro a month. An it’s formidable
Do Some Research Before Spouting Nonsense
Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have
It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable
Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store
He Is Right!
I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless
the fact that the dude has 6.9k upvotes but the person who clapped-back only has 1.1k upvotes is very sad.
Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry
Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!
They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour
This was probably the stupidest complaint about Star Wars I’ve seen, and that’s saying a lot
Mbw And Accurate ! 1 - 0
How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit
She is absolutely a terrorist. And a douchebag. And now she’s dead. Stupid is as stupid does.
1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!
Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About
Seriously, people should wear masks at flu season. I’ve never been so healthy as I was the last year. When I get sick it can drag out for months (I’m not exactly healthy) and I have disabled friends who could die from a cold. If anything, Corona proved that we should keep in wearing masks and washing our hands, even after it’s over
Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back
Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella
World population 1820 around 1 billion, 2020 nearly 8 billions. Partly thanks to vaccines.
I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken
Just Wow
It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People
Be gentle. You can't expect a person such as this, to strain the few brain cells they actually possess by thinking, do you?
Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments
👉 The entire f*cking west of China is a political mess. (edit)👉Just look at Chinese Traditional Medicine for ONE second.
Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?
How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?
These people only thrive because other people give them the power. Take that away and they have nothing to offer to society
Lions Don’t Wear Masks
Conspiracy Theorist Shutdown
He's Not Wrong You Know
Then Why Get A Dog?
I Do Like My Gummy Bears Doe
It's okay, those women have their essential oils and healing crystals to protect them.
Well, Yes, But Not Really, No
Finding Good Burns On Twitter Is The Only Reason I'm There
An Extra Large Serving Of Reality
When Military Is More Important Than Health Care
The USA is paying a lot of money for their military inorder to protect themselves from themselves. They go out start something and when people fight back, they want to call it terrorism. They have killed so many civillians around the world because they didn't like how other countries run their own countries.
Under A Post About A Woman Finding Her Cat Alive 16 Days After A Tornado
I Am The Lord, Thy God
You Are A Lesser Human Being And Deserve To Suffer
I Posted It On Facepalm And People Said It Should Be Here Too
A Guy Working In A Garage Makes Fun Of A Hardworking Nurse
Regardless of how tired and weary you look and feel all health workers a beautiful and none have glowed even more during the pandemic. Hopefully, this vaccine will see an end to the strain and you can all get some well earned rest.
Seriously, Just Stop
Dad, Daddy, Daddy-O
Reverse Card
If You Want To Tell Someone What They Can Draw, Pay Them First
What? I can just decide to not be gay? It was just as simple all along, while my parents disowned me and my classmates raped and bullied me in high school? Stupid me!
Why Can't People Just Enjoy The Holidays?
Yes, Sit Down, Please
Just leave nurses and doctors alone right now they don't have the energy to deal with you shithead
It's A Valid Question, Dave
Dave would still deny Covid if all his family died because of it. To him, it would be a government plot where everyone was told they had died of Covid, but in reality they all died because of heartfailure or something else.
One Day They'll Understand That Support For The State And Revolutionary Politics Are Not Congruent Ideologies
And also a strong contestant for a Darwin Award. Ever tried pulling a gun on police officer? Of course you haven't, that's why you are alive and reading this.
Yeah, But, Not When We Do It!
wonder if Matt Walsh also feels Trader Joe's discriminates against him if he is asked to wear a mask...
I Live In Us, Explains A Lot Though
I doubt he'll have to force her to get a divorce. She's probably already on the phone to her lawyer.
Bhutan's Forest Should Not Be Just Standing There
Vice And Some Guy In The Comments Both Get Their Nonsense Called Out By A Psychologist
As a 45yr old woman who has struggled with ADHD my entire life and was put on Adderall I can say it has saved my life. This will act as a hyper stimulant if you do not actually have ADHD and regulate you if you do. This is why people get all hyped up when they are on it because it can't properly do the job it was made for. I for one am all for putting someone on it if they are properly diagnosed with ADHD.
Hit Him With The Aluminum Foil!
yeah but if he takes his meds then the reptilians will show elon musk their new mixtape and then do a gay pride parade at the pentagon and we can't have that /s
Murdered By Math
It's quite amazing how Trump fans always find ways to play down their and Trump's atrocities. How they have no problem to twist facts and even totally deny what their Führer said barely one minute ago. " Trump: "Democrats want anarchy, they really do, and they don't know who they're playing with, folks. " His fans: "He didn't say that, It was a joke, it was sarcasm, he didn't mean it."
Imagine Wanting To Bring Race Into A Children’s Game
Soooo, the person is trying to limit access to specific content based on the user's race..? Sounds an awful lot like racism to me...
On A R/Niceguys Post
He's like what scarecrows do, but for women and it actually works. Coincidentally, there is a large congregation of women in the middle of the Indian Ocean.
West Virginia University Addressing Real Campus Issues
What A Spoon
Cringe Old Guy Comments On Teen Girls Instagram
Batman's Parents Have Been Killed More Than Those Murdered On This Sub
But still, I wouldn't want to play all the Metal Gear games just to understand the last one. ok, bad example, that series does not make any sense anyway.
Chipping In To Say Stupid Things
Do I Need To Obscure The Names/Accounts Of Public Figures?
The saddest part of this is that a lot of families in the US do not have the money to pay for groceries to cook a decent healthy meal, but HAVE to use fastfood to feed the family.
See, His Mistake Was In Trying To Reason With Her
Found The Murder Weapon
Isn't this a British cop? Where we don't have easy access to firearms ... swords would be a potential murder weapon
"Oh No, I've Upset Stadia User #9"
He Took Out 5 People With 1 Word
Ukraine Spitting Straight Fire
Grandma With The Savage Comeback!
Bathing Is Important
Nice Stops When Your Actions Hurt Other People
I don't know how I feel here. People should absolutely feel comfortable in their bodies as long as they are happy and healthy, but it is true that obesity is a health issue, especially in America.
What about LisaGaming. LisaGaming destroyed peoples Bloxburg houses and recorded it to YouTube. The First time she covered up her username but the second time she forgot to and got banned from Bloxburg forever and what about ThatVeganTeacher who has done to many bad things to name here and now for the passed few months she has gotten dragged by both YouTube and TikTok their are YouTube Channels dedicated to making fun of ThatVeganTeacher this list should be more inclusive to non normie and let us add stuff. By the time I made this ThatVeganTeacher is still both YouTube and TikToks punching bag and she deserves it.
What about LisaGaming. LisaGaming destroyed peoples Bloxburg houses and recorded it to YouTube. The First time she covered up her username but the second time she forgot to and got banned from Bloxburg forever and what about ThatVeganTeacher who has done to many bad things to name here and now for the passed few months she has gotten dragged by both YouTube and TikTok their are YouTube Channels dedicated to making fun of ThatVeganTeacher this list should be more inclusive to non normie and let us add stuff. By the time I made this ThatVeganTeacher is still both YouTube and TikToks punching bag and she deserves it.