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45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting ‘Destroyed’ In The Comments (New Pics)
As long as people throw around some questionable bits of wisdom like it's no big deal, we have the unofficial karma police, aka ‘murderers by words.’ Except murder by words has nothing to with violence, weapons, or blood, which makes the act inherently peaceful, yet brutally powerful.
It’s because the fight is fueled by words, but not by any words. I mean witty, well-argued, and solid arguments that pierce straight through misinformation, fake news, and any other online BS that's so prominent these days. The targets can be anyone from Covid deniers to anti-vaxers to flat earthers and extreme right Trump supporters who support the Capitol riots or similar bursts of terror. And when the words come back, they do so with double the initial power.
Thanks to the prominent corner of Reddit known as the subreddit “Murdered By Words,” the karma evening selection of putdowns, clapbacks, and counter-arguments are in to show that everything you utter in this world can come back to you. Psst! Part 1 of the post with people who got brutally shut down is available here.
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You Dense Mother ---!
Due For Some Good Luck Eventually
Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is
Previously, comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that when it comes to witty comebacks, they can be both planned and totally spontaneous.
"I've definitely come up with comebacks that are spontaneous. For instance, I told my daughter that if she didn't behave, I'd give her inheritance to a donkey sanctuary. She said, 'You wouldn't,' and I came back, 'You bet your ass!' But though I hadn't used that comeback before, I clearly had knowledge of the pun and might have used something similar in the past."
But not every comeback is equally powerful. The ones that make us thank the lord it’s not us who received them have to be well-timed, super-fast, exceptionally witty, and totally understandable to everyone. If it’s super complicated or said at the wrong time, or worst, in the wrong place, you can get scolded with an agonizing moment of silence.
Dammit George!
Sarah Has Been Reported Dead
Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too
I'm very much against violence towards women, but Katie Hopkins might have turned out to be a more worthwhile human being if she'd been punched in the face a little more often for saying things like this.
This Belongs Here
Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult
Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any
I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07
All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?
I love this chicks reply. This woman was told multiple times to stop or they WILL SHOOT HER!! Just because she was a woman and in the service does not mean she does not need to comply with the law. My niece is retired from the Marines and I would say the exact same thing if she were dumb enough to do what this woman did, thankfully my niece has common sense. It sucks she was killed but she broke into a FEDERAL BUILDING WITH SECRET SERVICE AND POLICE AND MILITARY OFFICERS!!!!
Pray Away The Gay
I guess it will take another 200 years before idiots understand that you can't "pray the gay away." But "therapy camps" are indeed perfect locations for gay people to meet each other. And it's true: Covid deniers often are homophobes, racists, sexists and white supremacists who also believe in practically every conspiracy theory they can find.
Such Delicate Snowflakes
Kindness is the easiest and the hardest quality depending on who has to show it
Cow Goes Moo
if they seriously didnt know only female cows give milk i-. smh
I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine
Nobody knows what's in a hotdog either, but I bet they've eaten one of those.
And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics
Men are afraid of being rejected. Women are afraid of being killed.
Grandmothers Are Overrated
I Love It
'murica, Heck Yeah!
In America, the customer is expected to pay the workers through tips.
Hits It Right On The Nose
The Nerve Of The Man!
I can’t wait for this guys reaction to Trumps biography then. Sure it’ll be written in crayon and printed on orange paper but that s**t will have a million i’s in it because it’ll be all me, me, me.
Who Need Vaccine
The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me
In Luxembourg, teachers and most of state essential workers (bus drivers etc) are paid between 4000 and 7000 euro a month. An it’s formidable
Do Some Research Before Spouting Nonsense
Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have
It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable
Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store
He Is Right!
I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless
the fact that the dude has 6.9k upvotes but the person who clapped-back only has 1.1k upvotes is very sad.
Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry
Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!
Well, I wouldn't have been surprised if the firefighters sent a bill in the US...
They can and do, especially if they determine the fire was your fault. For example, you have a fire in your backyard, wind picks up and catches a field next to your house on fire, you call the fire dept they come put the fire out, determine said fire wouldn't have happened if you didn't have fire burning so it's your fault, here's your bill. Happened to a friend of mine in upstate NY.
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Charity? Ever heard of National insurance? We pay a tax here in the U.K., which by the way is less than you pay for health insurance, and we get healthcare from cradle to grave with no fine print or get out clause for the insurance company. No one is left behind. While every healthcare system has problems, the NHS has equal clinical standards to U.S. healthcare, and cost the state about half as much per treatments, plus not one single citisen is left out. Even many visitors will get some treatment without a bill. No one needs to be bankrupted by medical care. We get a lot wrong in the U.K., the NHS is our greatest civil achievement ever.
What does the idiot think insurance is? Its a form of socialism. Everyone paying in a small amount to afford something collectively.
And the insurance company can (and probably will) refuse to pay out on their own volition.
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My neighbor has a sign in his yard that reads, "Taxation is theft." He posted it right next to the fire hydrant. One of these days, I'm going to secretly post a sign on the fire hydrant that reads, "This was paid for by taxes, idiot."
Like subsidies? To billion dollar industries? Or the military-industrial complex?
Well if your house catches on fire, without Fire Departments, the entire city will burn. If you smoke and eat like a glutton, there is zero chance I will catch your heart disease.
Aren't conservatives supposed to be traditionalists? If so, they should want universal healthcare. Traditionally, we are hunter-gatherers with no monetary system. Can you imagine if someone fell in a hole and broke their leg, and all the other people in your little village/camp just stood around and said, "Hey I'm not paying for his problem. If he wants to get out, he can get out himself." ?? No, they would get him out of there and doctor him up as best they could. They would probably all donate meat to his family until he was able to hunt again. Those who don't want universal single-payer healthcare are not really human.
Excuse me!, NHS is not free, every working person pays for when they can't work and need medical help
A friend was walking funny and said it just came on, so I took him to the hospital and registered him for indigent care, since he was unemployed. He ended up with emergency spinal surgery that was covered by taxpayers. People who think they aren't paying for the poor are fooling themselves. They just put themselves in the position of LOSING THEIR HOUSE if they incur catastrophic medical bills.
I explained taxes to my 7 year old and she said "I hate taxes, they're stupid." Ha, when used correctly, they will pay for really good things. It is when people use it for private jets and emergency rooms for the common cold when shittt hits the fan.
They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour
This was probably the stupidest complaint about Star Wars I’ve seen, and that’s saying a lot
Mbw And Accurate ! 1 - 0
How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit
She is absolutely a terrorist. And a douchebag. And now she’s dead. Stupid is as stupid does.
1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!
Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About
Seriously, people should wear masks at flu season. I’ve never been so healthy as I was the last year. When I get sick it can drag out for months (I’m not exactly healthy) and I have disabled friends who could die from a cold. If anything, Corona proved that we should keep in wearing masks and washing our hands, even after it’s over
Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back
Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella
World population 1820 around 1 billion, 2020 nearly 8 billions. Partly thanks to vaccines.
I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken
Just Wow
It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People
Be gentle. You can't expect a person such as this, to strain the few brain cells they actually possess by thinking, do you?
Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments
👉 The entire f*cking west of China is a political mess. (edit)👉Just look at Chinese Traditional Medicine for ONE second.
Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?
How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?
These people only thrive because other people give them the power. Take that away and they have nothing to offer to society
Lions Don’t Wear Masks
Conspiracy Theorist Shutdown
He's Not Wrong You Know
Then Why Get A Dog?
I Do Like My Gummy Bears Doe
It's okay, those women have their essential oils and healing crystals to protect them.
Well, Yes, But Not Really, No
Finding Good Burns On Twitter Is The Only Reason I'm There
An Extra Large Serving Of Reality
When Military Is More Important Than Health Care
The USA is paying a lot of money for their military inorder to protect themselves from themselves. They go out start something and when people fight back, they want to call it terrorism. They have killed so many civillians around the world because they didn't like how other countries run their own countries.
Under A Post About A Woman Finding Her Cat Alive 16 Days After A Tornado
I Am The Lord, Thy God
You Are A Lesser Human Being And Deserve To Suffer
I Posted It On Facepalm And People Said It Should Be Here Too
A Guy Working In A Garage Makes Fun Of A Hardworking Nurse
Regardless of how tired and weary you look and feel all health workers a beautiful and none have glowed even more during the pandemic. Hopefully, this vaccine will see an end to the strain and you can all get some well earned rest.
Seriously, Just Stop
Dad, Daddy, Daddy-O
Reverse Card
If You Want To Tell Someone What They Can Draw, Pay Them First
What? I can just decide to not be gay? It was just as simple all along, while my parents disowned me and my classmates raped and bullied me in high school? Stupid me!
Why Can't People Just Enjoy The Holidays?
Yes, Sit Down, Please
Just leave nurses and doctors alone right now they don't have the energy to deal with you shithead
It's A Valid Question, Dave
Dave would still deny Covid if all his family died because of it. To him, it would be a government plot where everyone was told they had died of Covid, but in reality they all died because of heartfailure or something else.
One Day They'll Understand That Support For The State And Revolutionary Politics Are Not Congruent Ideologies
And also a strong contestant for a Darwin Award. Ever tried pulling a gun on police officer? Of course you haven't, that's why you are alive and reading this.
Yeah, But, Not When We Do It!
wonder if Matt Walsh also feels Trader Joe's discriminates against him if he is asked to wear a mask...
I Live In Us, Explains A Lot Though
I doubt he'll have to force her to get a divorce. She's probably already on the phone to her lawyer.
Bhutan's Forest Should Not Be Just Standing There
Vice And Some Guy In The Comments Both Get Their Nonsense Called Out By A Psychologist
As a 45yr old woman who has struggled with ADHD my entire life and was put on Adderall I can say it has saved my life. This will act as a hyper stimulant if you do not actually have ADHD and regulate you if you do. This is why people get all hyped up when they are on it because it can't properly do the job it was made for. I for one am all for putting someone on it if they are properly diagnosed with ADHD.
Hit Him With The Aluminum Foil!
yeah but if he takes his meds then the reptilians will show elon musk their new mixtape and then do a gay pride parade at the pentagon and we can't have that /s
Murdered By Math
It's quite amazing how Trump fans always find ways to play down their and Trump's atrocities. How they have no problem to twist facts and even totally deny what their Führer said barely one minute ago. " Trump: "Democrats want anarchy, they really do, and they don't know who they're playing with, folks. " His fans: "He didn't say that, It was a joke, it was sarcasm, he didn't mean it."
Imagine Wanting To Bring Race Into A Children’s Game
Soooo, the person is trying to limit access to specific content based on the user's race..? Sounds an awful lot like racism to me...
On A R/Niceguys Post
He's like what scarecrows do, but for women and it actually works. Coincidentally, there is a large congregation of women in the middle of the Indian Ocean.
West Virginia University Addressing Real Campus Issues
Cringe Old Guy Comments On Teen Girls Instagram
Batman's Parents Have Been Killed More Than Those Murdered On This Sub
But still, I wouldn't want to play all the Metal Gear games just to understand the last one. ok, bad example, that series does not make any sense anyway.
Chipping In To Say Stupid Things
Do I Need To Obscure The Names/Accounts Of Public Figures?
The saddest part of this is that a lot of families in the US do not have the money to pay for groceries to cook a decent healthy meal, but HAVE to use fastfood to feed the family.
See, His Mistake Was In Trying To Reason With Her
Found The Murder Weapon
Isn't this a British cop? Where we don't have easy access to firearms ... swords would be a potential murder weapon
"Oh No, I've Upset Stadia User #9"
He Took Out 5 People With 1 Word
Ukraine Spitting Straight Fire
Grandma With The Savage Comeback!
Bathing Is Important
Nice Stops When Your Actions Hurt Other People
I don't know how I feel here. People should absolutely feel comfortable in their bodies as long as they are happy and healthy, but it is true that obesity is a health issue, especially in America.
What about LisaGaming. LisaGaming destroyed peoples Bloxburg houses and recorded it to YouTube. The First time she covered up her username but the second time she forgot to and got banned from Bloxburg forever and what about ThatVeganTeacher who has done to many bad things to name here and now for the passed few months she has gotten dragged by both YouTube and TikTok their are YouTube Channels dedicated to making fun of ThatVeganTeacher this list should be more inclusive to non normie and let us add stuff. By the time I made this ThatVeganTeacher is still both YouTube and TikToks punching bag and she deserves it.
What about LisaGaming. LisaGaming destroyed peoples Bloxburg houses and recorded it to YouTube. The First time she covered up her username but the second time she forgot to and got banned from Bloxburg forever and what about ThatVeganTeacher who has done to many bad things to name here and now for the passed few months she has gotten dragged by both YouTube and TikTok their are YouTube Channels dedicated to making fun of ThatVeganTeacher this list should be more inclusive to non normie and let us add stuff. By the time I made this ThatVeganTeacher is still both YouTube and TikToks punching bag and she deserves it.
