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As long as people throw around some questionable bits of wisdom like it's no big deal, we have the unofficial karma police, aka ‘murderers by words.’ Except murder by words has nothing to with violence, weapons, or blood, which makes the act inherently peaceful, yet brutally powerful.
It’s because the fight is fueled by words, but not by any words. I mean witty, well-argued, and solid arguments that pierce straight through misinformation, fake news, and any other online BS that's so prominent these days. The targets can be anyone from Covid deniers to anti-vaxers to flat earthers and extreme right Trump supporters who support the Capitol riots or similar bursts of terror. And when the words come back, they do so with double the initial power.
Thanks to the prominent corner of Reddit known as the subreddit “Murdered By Words,” the karma evening selection of putdowns, clapbacks, and counter-arguments are in to show that everything you utter in this world can come back to you. Psst! Part 1 of the post with people who got brutally shut down is available here.
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#1
You Dense Mother ---!
Rae Black 4 years ago
It was profoundly stupid....they should get points for halvsies
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KatHat 4 years ago
We now have 50 years of data on "trickle down economics". It doesn't work. It has never worked. We have all the proof we need that not only doesn't it work, the opposite is true - give money to the poorest and it will circulate through a neighborhood or community. Don't forget, before it was re-named "trickle down" it was called "horse and sparrow economics" - give the horse enough oats and it will s**t some out for the sparrows to dig through on the roadway. WE'RE the sparrows. Don't be fooled by right-wing economists who want to keep you poor. Their theories do not work and they do not care about you unless you're rich.
Danieletc 4 years ago
As someone who used to be poor, It's clear to me that being poor is MUCH more expensive than being financially secure.
Alexis draskinis 4 years ago
In other words: give it to a poor person & they will stimulate the economy by buying goods & paying for services. Give to a rich person & they'll horde it like they always do...
Troux 4 years ago
Give $0 to a poor person, let them find their own way to take $600 from a rich person because you've sowed this discord and they've got nothing left to lose.
Louloubelle 4 years ago
Troux. Spot on. At some point the rich should understand that hungry people will do whatever they need to do to eat. And the hungry and poor will be going after the people that have the money. So, if not for the sake of decency, how about their own safety, give people a living wage.
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Something 4 years ago
This person is missing the point of the stimulus anyway. Give $600 to a rich person, and that particular person can benefit from it. Give $600 to a poor person, and he will spend it, stimulating the economy like a stimulus is supposed to. A stimulus isn't even designed for the purpose of helping poor people; it mostly just takes advantage of the fact that they are the best suited for stimulating the economy.
deanna woods 4 years ago
Anyone who writes a comment like the first person doesn't understand what it's like to need 600 dollars.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
*becomes spaghettified due to extreme density creating an event horizon*
Bored&InSchool 2 years ago
I know this was something you said 2 years ago now, but it is amazing.
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#2
Due For Some Good Luck Eventually
Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
Michael Rosen is a well liked person in the UK and people were genuinely worried for him when he was taken into hospital and was so ill. If someone that nice is saying that not meeting you is their one bit of good luck then you're being a d**k.
abby smink 4 years ago
I hate the "just because *I* don't know of anyone it happened to, must be fake."
Lola 4 years ago
The fact that 65% of the people now want to take the vaccine as opposed to 45% back in November, tells me that even dumbasses like Spencer Morgan have seen someone experience the true COVID. By now, 410,000 are dead, surely he knows someone.
#3
Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is
wandile dludlu 4 years ago (edited)
I'm sure just a rebrand of a vaccine into some other word can get a lot of the antivaxx freaks to take a vaccine
Anon Yymi 4 years ago
Just call it an essential oil and they will launch their wallets at it
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Phil Rod 4 years ago
If Jack is referring to the COVID-19 vaccines he is sort of right. They do not expose the body to a weakened form of the virus. Rather the vaccine sends messenger RNA to have your cells create only the protein spikes of COVID-19. Your anti-bodies will then learn to defend against it this way
Arthur Bossuet 4 years ago
There are several RNA vaccines, but there are also several "traditional" vaccines that use inactivated viruses. For example, the Sinopharm Vaccine.
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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
What if, instead of comments, we were able to write little texts under those captions to publicly react and exchange?
Marek Yanchurak 4 years ago
I made the mistake of googling him. Dear lord...
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Ivana 4 years ago
Omar really slayed me there. So people really don't know what vaccines are still...kay.
Anna Lessens 3 years ago (edited)
Maybe that'll get them to take it..like vegetables to kids
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Marek Yanchurak 4 years ago
Well, Jack is "an American alt-right[2][3][4] political activist and conspiracy theorist[5] who is widely considered an Internet troll.[6][7][8][9] Posobiec is best known for his pro-Donald Trump comments on Twitter, as well as using white supremacist and antisemitic symbols and talking points, including the white genocide conspiracy theory.[10][11][12][13] He has promoted fake news, including the debunked Pizzagate conspiracy theory claiming high-ranking Democratic Party officials were involved in a child sex ring.[14] As of 2018, he was working as a correspondent for One America News Network, a far-right cable news television channel.[15]
Load More Replies...Previously, comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that when it comes to witty comebacks, they can be both planned and totally spontaneous.
"I've definitely come up with comebacks that are spontaneous. For instance, I told my daughter that if she didn't behave, I'd give her inheritance to a donkey sanctuary. She said, 'You wouldn't,' and I came back, 'You bet your ass!' But though I hadn't used that comeback before, I clearly had knowledge of the pun and might have used something similar in the past."
But not every comeback is equally powerful. The ones that make us thank the lord it’s not us who received them have to be well-timed, super-fast, exceptionally witty, and totally understandable to everyone. If it’s super complicated or said at the wrong time, or worst, in the wrong place, you can get scolded with an agonizing moment of silence.
#4
Dammit George!
Rosie Hamilton 4 years ago
This is such a bizarre one. If we all only liked and supported things that affected us personally the world would be a much poorer place.
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LesAnimaux 4 years ago (edited)
Too bad some people don't understand alliance or support. I read this somewhere: "I am against deforestation but that doesn't make me a tree" and that sums it up nicely.
Mary Bank 4 years ago
YES! my family supports LGBTQ+ 100% but we are straight married couple with a kid. (not sure his orientation yet as he is still a kid but want to ensure he knows love is love PERIOD and everyone should feel seen and heard).
Debrina Blackmoon 4 years ago (edited)
Even if there were no LGBTQPA-etc.(?) people in my family I would still support them. Not bragging, just sayin'.
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deanna woods 4 years ago
It's amazing how many people think that they are making a good point when they are not.
#5
Sarah Has Been Reported Dead
Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
"Odinist" is an American white supremacist thing. They like to pretend they are vikings. But not real vikings, just asshole racists dressing up as vikings.
elfin 4 years ago
But Odin was not a Viking. Or a human, for that matter. Most definitely not an American.
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Pamela24 4 years ago
And clearly, she must have posted this online, not them. So she's standing behind her homophobic and racist views. What a great person to share this planet with.
Wendillon 4 years ago
Yeah I bet she posted it to complain about how rude they were.
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She was lucky not to be called an ankle (still the best insult I've learned in a long time).
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
I'd carefully misread the message and put them in touch with an odontist. And book the whole party in for a root canal.
Catlady6000 4 years ago
Forgive my ignorance, but I thought paganism was all encompassing? Are there really "churches" that teach bigotry within paganism? Or is this just another US Thing?
Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
It's a US thing I think. Some of the asshole white supremacists here like to pretend are vikings, and call themselves odinists.
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Niamh McVeigh 4 years ago
White supremicists love co-opting Norse mythology for some reason.
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Fall Out Genderfluid 4 years ago
this person obviously doesn't know a lot about paganism if they are asking for a heterosexual, all-white wedding.
elfin 4 years ago (edited)
The good news is that no gays, mixed race people, or decent people would want to attend. And what are the odds that if the happy couple got their DNA tested at least one would not be as pure white as they would like to be?
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Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too
Ray Martin 4 years ago
I'm very much against violence towards women, but Katie Hopkins might have turned out to be a more worthwhile human being if she'd been punched in the face a little more often for saying things like this.
Joe Reaves 4 years ago
She has severe epilepsy. I wonder if she's tried giving up her medications and taking up jogging. I hear it works wonders.
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Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
Is she the one who hates when people name their children after places, yet named her own daughter India? And then said "it´s not a place" on TV?
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Of course it's not a place, that place is called [racist indian noises]! Right next to [racist chinese noises] and [racist muslim noises]! (heaviest /s you ever seen)
Load More Replies... deanna woods 4 years ago
I hate it when people give advice like this on something that probably know little to nothing about. It's not like us people who have depression wake up in the and say "I wonder what I can be upset about today?". Having depression is not as simple as just getting over it and the medication helps.
Gabi 4 years ago
I was told that the cure to my depression is to work, because my illness obviously comes from being bored. I was told to eat healthy. I was told to run. I was told to marry. I was told to think positive. I was told to get a grip on myself. Yet, the only thing what really pulled me through, were PILLS. Depression is not a modern illmess, it is not a fake thing with which bored housewives come up. Depression can and will kill people, as it used to do so, back even several hundreds of years ago when medicine and professional doctors were not around. And even with all modern help, depression, just like any mental illness, can be deadly.
NaruTheCollective 4 years ago
I've had depression, anxiety and ptsd since I was a young child. I cannot tell you how many times some dumb bitch in my own family told me to get over it and stop being a problem child or to cheer up and get over it. I've been on pills since the fifth grade. Oh look, my ptsd, depression and anxiety are still there.
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Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
The National Defence of Stains League intends to sue you, for defaming stains.
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Scarlett Fox 4 years ago (edited)
Studies have shown that exercise can improve mild to moderate depression, so it's definitely part of treatment that shouldn't be overlooked. But for a lot of people (myself included) it's only PART of the treatment, not a cure. You and your doctor should come up with a treatment plan together, which might include things such as exercise, medication, or therapy. There's no "one size fits all" approach to mental illness.
Bunny Girl 4 years ago
Wow. Just wow. I suffer from depression, and let me tell you, the medication DOES work. Sure, exercise can make you feel a bit better, but it's not the best treatment.
Nubis Knight 4 years ago
I'm depressive and have educated myself a lot on this topic. Physical Excercise and fresh air is a big help agsinst depression. But if you're really deep down the depression, first Step is to get enough Motivation and energy back to physically excersice, so therapy and rattling pills are like a most needed crutch to get on your feet again. Without the crutch you tumble and fall back.
#7
This Belongs Here
Marianne 4 years ago
What does "esthetic nightmare" (sic) even mean? Correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as I know, all trans people use "he" or "she" or "they" which are existing pronouns in the English language that no one formerly complained about. The difference is that a person gets to choose which pronoun they want to be addressed with.
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
There are a lot more pronouns than that. Google it to learn more. Ze, xe, and fae are a few that come to mind. Singular "they" is also an adjustment. That being said, none of it is hard. Language is always changing, and "esthetic nightmare" is just Elon Musk being a self-centered, entitled, bigoted, drama queen.
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LesAnimaux 4 years ago
What a hypocrite. If someone says their pronouns are she/her, use them. Easier than pronouncing his child's name.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
I think Elon is talking about people who refuse to use English word pronouns and come with things like xe and zxir and stuff. It would have been a somewhat valid point if his kid’s name wasn’t 9WHjojp479.
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Lexi Mitchell 4 years ago
Can I agree with them both? His kid has a stupid name, but the amount of “neonpronouns” that look like random scrabble tile draws is... a lot. At least a lot of people have cottoned on to there being ZERO point in everyone having their own pronouns, because pronouns take the place of names and if I need to remember three extra words for every individual I’ll just use your name instead. I mean I’ll call Elliot Page by male pronouns, and some people by “they” pronouns, but the people who are like “my pronouns are phlee/pleem/phleemself” I think are who Elon meant.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
I agree with them both. I’m not calling someone Xe as a pronoun, and Elon smells his own farts and thinks he’s so special for naming his kid something cringy. I just use “they” when people want to be called by cosplay pronouns. Nobody can ever tell you “they” is wrong.
Load More Replies... Daniel R. 4 years ago
Still not seeing why people adore this guy. He has teams behind him doing a lot of the work - it's not a one man team doing everything for his companies. I feel like some don't know that.
birdie asf 4 years ago
he's smart enough to become the richest person in the world, but he's a pretty big a**hole
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Michał Jastrzębski 4 years ago
That is a very good question. Elon's great at many things, but I dont think he should be a parent after doing this. He's literally setting up his kid to be f****d over by other kids over this. And we know that kids can be REALLY mean to anything different than their group.
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Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
That’s not irony. He’s probably suggesting that all the nonsense pronouns like xim and ximself are ruining the esthetic when people can keep things clean and just use they / them.
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#8
Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult
Lola 4 years ago
Typical mindset from someone who worships ‘Murcia blindly. They think they have rights because they have choices at the Chinese buffet and Walmart.
Alexis draskinis 4 years ago
All while neglecting the fact that their "choices" are all owned by the same 2-3 companies that are throwing the same product in different packages, at different price points...
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Lucas 4 years ago
Really? What is the reason for that? Not that I think you're missing much. Extremely thin chocolate with something made of plastic inside a plastic egg... or at least that's what they used to be.
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Felype Rennan 4 years ago
That's some serious burn. And he didn't even have to mention school shootings, flat earth, morbid obesity, inhumane health system, or anything like that, just wow.
Bird lover 4 years ago
flat earth is not exclusive to America we just elected a dumbass for a couple of years.
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A.E. Marlowe 4 years ago
Non-trolling reply: I've had a decent number of conversations with my fellow 'Mericans about what "rights" we have, and it's a somewhat popular opinion that every non-US country is one step away from being a Soviet gulag in terms of rights.
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#9
Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Isn't that the facial wear of Captain Condom? (i am not making that name up)
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Katie Gardner 4 years ago
Someone doesn’t understand that there are different transmission methods for different viruses.
SAF saf 4 years ago
Her lack of understanding makes me think she's probably contracted one of those three STD's.
TheBookwormPotato 4 years ago
Like, Congratulations you’ve reached stupidity level ♾
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#10
I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
They Bedazzled everything. They Bedazzled my car and my dog... They even took my Elvis CD and replaced it with David Bowie. The Gaystapo took my wife to Kaspa's Icecream Parlour and read Sappho to her. I will never forget the screams. Not sure why there were screams, though.
Chewie Baron 4 years ago
Tom Ford uniforms, Bang & Olufsen weapons, dance off battles...
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NaruTheCollective 4 years ago
Tiny sharp pieces of metal that get in every orifice....
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PristineMisty 4 years ago
Agh, the days when I had to knit thousands of tiny sweaters...I pray my children are gay so they don't have to go through these horrors...
Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago
I still have flashbacks of those gruesome battles, the glitter cannons still ring in my mind ._.
TruthMonsterHunter 4 years ago
I can still feel the pain of when I was shot during the bloody Glitter War.
#11
All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?
MRSS 4 years ago
I love this chicks reply. This woman was told multiple times to stop or they WILL SHOOT HER!! Just because she was a woman and in the service does not mean she does not need to comply with the law. My niece is retired from the Marines and I would say the exact same thing if she were dumb enough to do what this woman did, thankfully my niece has common sense. It sucks she was killed but she broke into a FEDERAL BUILDING WITH SECRET SERVICE AND POLICE AND MILITARY OFFICERS!!!!
David Beaulieu 4 years ago
making a connection of a person who did not break the law and was killed by the police in their bed with no warning, and someone breaking numerous federal laws and was repeated told to stand down is willfully ignorant. The only place they should say her name is at the hearing for all of these traitors.
Julie C Rose 4 years ago
Our prime minister says we shouldn’t say the names of terrorists. 🤷♀️
Cigdem Kanburoğlu 4 years ago
I can not imagine what she had done in Iraq as she did not even care the laws in her home country.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Also she was a bigot and uneducated, so it’s pretty certain she committed war crimes.
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Pusfarm 4 years ago
Seems reasonable enough to me. Don't put your hand in the fire if you don't want to get burned.
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Tina Hugh 4 years ago
The Trumpacists are only crying about the domestic terrorist Babbitt at the moment.
Load More Replies... Louloubelle 4 years ago
There is NO ANTIFA group. It is simply an abbreviation for anti-fascist. The right throws that term around as if first, it's wrong to be anti-fascist, and second, it's an actual group. It's not.
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Steve Cruz 4 years ago
She was the ONLY RIOTER shot by Capitol Police and there is a video of her and a mob crashing in doors barricaded by furniture while armed police inside radio for backup. AND she was a military vet and should have known better. Had the mob been BLACK and BROWN people, there probably would have been a barrage of gunfire.
#12
Pray Away The Gay
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
I guess it will take another 200 years before idiots understand that you can't "pray the gay away." But "therapy camps" are indeed perfect locations for gay people to meet each other. And it's true: Covid deniers often are homophobes, racists, sexists and white supremacists who also believe in practically every conspiracy theory they can find.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
I used to be in NA. Narcotics Anonymous. I had to quit going (About 18 years ago) because I was meeting too many dealers there.
Load More Replies... Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
It's a circle with a double border. There is a little more people who think you can delete gay by going to [anonymous church in the bible belt] than Covid deniers.
Hazel Waring 4 years ago
Brutal. True. Hope the kids leave okay, secure in their sexuality and without covid!
Sam Kirchner 4 years ago
I'm a Conservative and live in a very religious family and even I think "Conversion Camps" are bullshit.
Daniele Ribolla 4 years ago
oh yeah, the famous "gay therapy"... oh yess. it seeems "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" and lobotomization practice, or late 1800s with hysteria therapy with vibrators rubbing clitoris, but at least women "affected" was happy with treatment !!!!!
Steve Cruz 4 years ago
If sexuality is a choice, then christians should be able to demonstrate how that works. BE GAY for one year.
#13
Such Delicate Snowflakes
Naima Ebiche 4 years ago
Kindness is the easiest and the hardest quality depending on who has to show it
Ivana 4 years ago
I am actually listening to Scott Lynch - The Lies of Locke Lamora. But I have not heard of John Scalzi before. Recommendation for the first book to try from Scalzi?
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Theodore Theodora 4 years ago
Not sure this belongs in this thread--the second comment supports the first one, doesn't "destroy" it.
Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago
I remember one of them screaming: "You have the right to die for my freedom!" :O
Steve Cruz 4 years ago
It's amazing that anti-maskers are excited to believe nonsense conspiracies, but feel SCIENCE and MEDICINE are lying to them.
Sam Kirchner 4 years ago
My problem with masks isn't having to wear them, I want to keep myself and others safe. My problem is how is a thin paper mask gonna protect AT ALL from a deadly virus??? Isn't there something we could wear/ use that's a little more advanced or full proof????
thetacotruckman 4 years ago
why must it be so hard to wear a piece of fabric on your face that not only do you get used to it after a while, it also protects you from many diseases and viruses not just COVID
hey, not my problem 4 years ago
please refer to my post on the one directly above this one to see what l feel about it
#14
Cow Goes Moo
Fred and George Weasley 4 years ago
if they seriously didnt know only female cows give milk i-. smh
PhybreAwptic 4 years ago
Seriously hope this is trolling. And if not I hope you were breastfed by your dad.
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me 4 years ago
I haven't met a single girl named Root in my life. What traditional name is that?
Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago
When your really, really desperate for something to be offended about.
Shull GaRett 4 years ago
Im not going to judge... i was thinking about "the other milk she likes" but mom told me not to make fun of dumb people. And i think mom was right
Candice Ravel 4 years ago
I think mom would make an exception for this one.
Load More Replies... Wendillon 4 years ago
Traditionally girl names? The only Root I've ever known was a male commander from the Artemis Fowl series.
The 5-star rated 5-star rating system 4 years ago
And then along came the Fartemis Owl movie which made Commander Root female. Thanks for that film, Disney, I really enjoyed every minute of it draining my soul.
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Yana Makarevitch 4 years ago (edited)
Also, I wouldn't say that Quiet or Root are traditional girl names.
Amber Duhs 4 years ago
On a separate note, that is very cool and all the cow names are so cute :D
#15
I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
Nobody knows what's in a hotdog either, but I bet they've eaten one of those.
Valley Girl 4 years ago
I work in substance abuse. I've had people come in after giving a blow job to get a last hit and complain that we have few vegan options!!!
Tim Barnhart 4 years ago
I also work in substance abuse and I can say I've heard the exact same things.
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thetacotruckman 4 years ago
that's like saying "i don't know what air has in it but i won't breath it." its frickin stupid.
Daniele Ribolla 4 years ago (edited)
Okay, another one who asked for it... a twice tos**r in the sack. ;-D
#16
And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics
Mariana Schneider 4 years ago
Men are afraid of being rejected. Women are afraid of being killed.
Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
This has always bugged the life out of me. Women fancy men who aren't interested in them all the time. It's just a fact of life for all us, whatever our gender or sexual orientation. But the f*****g fuss men make about - whole f*****g films about them trying to 'win' a woman that isn't interested, so that we can all learn how hard it is for them, and how much women owe it to 'give them a chance' - is sickening. You fancy someone. They don't fancy you. Your friends tell you they're a fool for not seeing how amazing you are. You agree. And then you move on. Jeez.
Ivana 4 years ago
My husband's best friends are women because they are easier for him to bond with. He gets bent out of shape when men complain about being 'friend zoned'. Oh no, you have a really great friend but they won't sleep with you...as if that is the reaction men have towards their male friends too. Can't just be happy to have a really great friend in your life. Nope.
Ozacoter 4 years ago
The men that complain about the friendzone see women solely as a sex object. Thats why they cant understand being friends with us without sexual attraction, because they think that sex is the only thing that women offer.
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Steve Cruz 4 years ago
"I'm not interested" should be enough. Women do not exist to entertain and satisfy men. PERIOD.
#17
Grandmothers Are Overrated
No one 4 years ago
And animal abusers. And rapists. And everyone who destroys the planet
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Davor Jelacic 4 years ago
Because that 108 year old built the society you are actively ruining, you ungrateful selfish piece of sh1t
TheBookwormPotato 4 years ago
Yup, that’s the stupid, sad thing about these people: they value their own happiness and money and stuff over the lives of others
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How about due to her age, we vaccinate her so she isn't taking up valuable ventilator real estate when the next Trumper comes in on death's door?
Harry Potter pandas = great. 4 years ago
I had another comment but my life matters anyway, no matter what I said. This is so sad, old people don't matter? I bet they wouldn't say that to their grandma.
Harry Potter pandas = great. 4 years ago
Every life matters except for people who don't think other peoples lives matter, which means I don't think their lives matter, which means my life doesn't matter.
#18
I Love It
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Ben Shapiro is a super-conservative, American, commentator who thinks being gay is a mental illness, Muslims are evil, and racism is over. This tweet was him throwing a hissy fit about Dr. Jill Biden being called Dr. Her doctorate (which she earned -- it isn't honorary) is in Education.
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
If you suffer a stroke at the dinner table, no doctor can do much for you beyond what anyone can do: Call 911 and get your butt to the hospital for the experts... *headdesk*
Rebecca Lederer 4 years ago
I don't understand why people think medical doctors are any better than anyone else in this situation. As a doctor...you call 911 or emergency service in your area. It's not like I carry around a stethoscope constantly, and I sure don't have a EKG or an MRI in my pocket. My doctor's advice: well damn this looks bad, call an ambulance. I think anyone should be able to figure that out. You're actually probably way better off with a nurse. We just order tests and wait for results, a nurse actually puts hands on patients and cares for them.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
I hold an MD, don't practice (on patients!), and my mom was a nurse over 40 years. Everything I learned about good patient care, I learned from.... Mom.
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Dennis Stanley 4 years ago
Ben may wish to seek the services of a medical doctor specializing in burns.
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
If someone introduced themselves as Dr Smith I would be glad my name isn't Will Robinson but I would still be looking out for a robot with a glass head
#19
'murica, Heck Yeah!
Mohsie Supposie 4 years ago
In America, the customer is expected to pay the workers through tips.
Troux 4 years ago (edited)
This isn't about tips (typically Starbucks baristas aren't tipped), it's about trying to squeeze out more labor than you are paying for, which is common practice in any industry. These seconds and minutes they are talking about are the little favors and tasks that are asked of people after they clock out.
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
When I was born, the idea of paying for work done really wasn't controversial. I'm obviously old.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
@Bill Newsome. You sit on the clock/at the desk/etc. and if you are *working*... till your customer or boss is done... then you get paid. If it's b/c you got nowhere to go, well, no, b/c no work is no pay. Union or otherwise, btw. and you don't get preapproval for OT in many unions ------ and not when I was in one earning money for education ---- b/c if you worked the hours, you got the pay. It's complicated and compex, varies nation to nation and occupation to occupation.
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Bill Newsome 4 years ago
You Europeans hate that Americans are richer. Don't be sad. Biden will start taking care of you again.
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Big J 4 years ago
A place I worked years ago use to have a system that rounded to the nearest quarter hour. So if you worked until 5:07 it got rounded down to 5:00. Eventually they got sued and had to pay everyone employee a settlement check for lost wages.
Sarah Miller 4 years ago
Yep, ours is 15 minutes. And never round up. Also expected to log on and be ready to start taking calls exactly at your start time, no pay for the actual 15-20 minutes it takes to load up everything and be ready.
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Sharon Dean 4 years ago
Only in the good old USA......drivers for Lyft and Uber are suing the Ca state to void Prop 22 that took away their rights to be treated as employees. Lyft and Uber want to keep all those millions and billions to themselves!!!
Bill Newsome 4 years ago
Yeah. That is how those evil businessmen are. Luckily have the altruistic government employees like Biden and Newsome (No relation). How much are they worth again?
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Lululoohoo 4 years ago
I'm so ashamed to be an American. I'll take my Taiwanese citizenship back now please.
Vicki Donaldson 4 years ago
I call BS. My son works at Starbucks and there are a lot of companies who put their employees first through this pandemic. Paid time when the stores were shut down. Paid time when employees tested positive for Covid. My son included. Paid time when someone tested positive on a specific shift gave everyone else on that shift paid time for them to stay home for 14 days.
Gyro Pilot 4 years ago
Yes, have seen this as well. It's not sustainable for a private enterprise, but it is a very charitable action and is appreciated by most of the employees.
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Vic 4 years ago
Morons! Why hide the name? They have put it on a public forum. Everyone should who the person is.
Scyth 4 years ago
No. Doxxing is a real and dangerous thing. Mideaval mob justice doesn't belong in the modern world.
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JuJu 4 years ago
If you say "Corona is a hoax" three times at midnight in front of a mirror, Jim Beaver will reach trough the mirror, slap you and call you idjit
Iggy 4 years ago (edited)
Apart from the absolute stupidity of the tin hatter's reply to Jim Beaver, imagine having the gall to be so rude and heartless to say something like that to someone who has just been bereaved! An absolute swine!
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Anything to feel like you score a point online. Worth it!
Load More Replies... Yana Makarevitch 4 years ago
Live like this? Apparently, wearing a mask while outside it's such an insufferable experience that you would rather die. Those people are so dramatic.
Joan Humphreys 4 years ago (edited)
Two people in my office and my father-in-law are now dead because of Covid. To that person who would "rather die than live like this"? No...no you wouldn't. You would rather OTHERS die instead of you being inconvenienced. Your tune will change when it kills someone you love.
Ivana 4 years ago
Wait...rather die than wear a mask for a few minutes when you run into the store??? Really? Damn, didn't realize people were so damn delicate. I mean, if you can't handle a mask then how do you handle things like rain, snow, heat, cold, a lumpy mattress or no 100% Egyptian cotton sheets? What do these people do if they get a splinter? Do they just give up and die? Try to fight it by having the whole hand amputated? How the hell do these fragile people make it through the day?
Jamziee 4 years ago
My Grandma died from Covid this morning... people who say it's fake are idiots. pure idiots
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
WHAT? Who was rude to Jim Beaver! That alone should be a crime. (And I didn't know he lost someone to covid. I'm already wearing a mask, so he gets a bit of sorrow anyway)
kjorn 4 years ago
wear a mask don't change my way of living. not able to see my kids play soccer or let my 90 years old grand-mother the chance to see her grandkids does.
Val Walters 4 years ago
This one and her significant other should be forced to wear the above mentioned "d**k masks" since she is unable to form an intelligible response. Soccer will still be there next year. Maybe Granny (and the rest of the residents) shouldn't be put at risk for a terribly painful death because she wants to parade her spawn....
Load More Replies... Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
"I don't want your sorrow, I want you to wear a mask." -"I'm so sorry for you, I will not wear one."
#21
The Nerve Of The Man!
Rabbit Carrot 4 years ago
I can’t wait for this guys reaction to Trumps biography then. Sure it’ll be written in crayon and printed on orange paper but that s**t will have a million i’s in it because it’ll be all me, me, me.
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
That will be a green crayon. Other colours over stimulate him.
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Ken Schroeder 4 years ago
To be clear, Dinesh D Souza believes Obama shouldn't s**t because it wastes food. To say he's a psychotic asshole who wants all Democrats dead is a disservice to other psychotic assholes...
Vanta Black 4 years ago
Man, Obama could write his memoir in the third person, and it'd still sound more intelligent than anything a Trump supporter ever said. And it'd be even funnier if he just used his last name. "June 8th 2009: Obama and Joe have been in the White House for a few months now. Every morning, Obama and Joe go for a jog around the yard, and Obama greets every one he sees by name. Obama then has breakfast with Michelle and the girls, and then Obama makes sure he spends 15 minutes before starting work playing with Bo. Obama loves Bo. Bo is adorable." And so on.
Annemarie Mattheyse 4 years ago
At least he isn't a psychopath/would-be dictator who refers to himself in the third person...
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Obama wrote a book about Obama, but this books mentions Obama ? What a shame!
Susan Thomas 4 years ago
Uh...it’s an autobiography/ memoir. If it were a biography would you complain about all the “he” pronouns?
#22
Who Need Vaccine
Wendillon 4 years ago
I've said this before but I guess I'll say it again: No thanks, I don't need birth control cause I'm not pregnant.
MiaOokami 4 years ago
No thanks. I don't need a helmet because I'm not injured.
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PhybreAwptic 4 years ago
You can pretty much just assume a complete lack of understanding on most things if someone uses the phrase "I ain't got" in any capacity.
Valley Girl 4 years ago
This person obviously is not big on preparedness, or they would have been wearing a helmet when they suffered their brain injury.
Laine Light 4 years ago
I know, right ? What lunatic keeps a fire extinguisher in their house when it isn't burning down.
Load More Replies... Liz the Wanderer 4 years ago
Well, currently many of them do not. Unfortunately they take others with them. 😕
Load More Replies... Harry Potter pandas = great. 4 years ago
This one is so funny, I just feel an intense longing to see the person who said he didn't need the vaccine's face.
Eithne Griffiths 4 years ago
I hope the people that refuse vaccines also refuse medical care when they get Covid.
#23
The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me
Naima Ebiche 4 years ago
In Luxembourg, teachers and most of state essential workers (bus drivers etc) are paid between 4000 and 7000 euro a month. An it’s formidable
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Option 3 could be good if we... I dunno... PAID teachers, emergency service workers, and the like more than F*ckall/hour?
Agnes Jekyll 4 years ago
Many teachers and other essential workers have chosen their professions because they consider it a calling and a duty. It is society that decides not to pay them equitably for this work because they are not valued for their work. Meanwhile, if not for them--where would we be in this pandemic? Please note too who populates essential workers--the very people who are not valued in your society.
deanna woods 4 years ago
My mother was a teacher and she was one of the most requested. I think that so many parents wanting their child to be taught by her is the real measure of how successful she was.
Fidgets McGee 4 years ago
This is so sweet...teachers who truly care have such a huge impact on our formative years. I h have a few who I will never forget. Thanks to people like your mom!
Load More Replies... Ivana 4 years ago
Actually, that logic is the same logic I use to argue for teachers getting raises. College is incredibly expensive so if you are having to pay $400 a month for your student loan bill while making $30k-40k a year then you are in financial hell. Many people who would otherwise love to be a teacher will not be because they can't afford it. Compensate teachers for the amount of money and time they put in for their college education and you will end up with teachers who really want to be there, can stay there, and aren't financially stressed. Nothing kills a good teacher faster than being paid low wages for a hard job. I am not saying you have to be stupid to be a teacher, but I am saying that you have to be willing to sacrifice a lot and the strain of that sacrifice will impact even the most dedicated professional's performance. I picked a career that makes less money because I wanted to help people, but a teacher's salary is so low it is actually financially unstable.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
It's always stunning me how shitty the US treats and pays their teachers. It makes absolutely no sense!
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Perfumista Perfumista 4 years ago
My 57 year old teacher friend was able to retire this year. Dang I should have thought about teaching.
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago
This one hurts my brain... if you don't trust a teacher to teach because of the pay rates you voted on (by voting assholes into political offices), who are you going to trust to do the teaching? And what would you then call them? And how much would you pay them? This is some real broke ass circular logic from the OP.
#24
Do Some Research Before Spouting Nonsense
Vic 4 years ago
Oh I Tupperware, but I switched to bone china plate. Tupperware wasn't shallow enough.
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Katy McMouse 4 years ago
My dad tried to convert us to a hybrid religion once. It was tomato soup and ramen. The dog threw up - we didn't convert.
Kateryna 4 years ago
Don't do that - you might just end up sounding amoeba to someone who actually has experience.
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Moezarella 4 years ago (edited)
The muslim impostors keep falling to this kind of trick question too
Okay Dokey 4 years ago
Jesus actually plays quite the part in islam.... just not the most important one.
Lynne O'Brophy 4 years ago
I laughed out loud. OMG!!! Stupid ignorant dumb. Best to keep your mouth shut friend, and let people think you're stupid, than to open it an remove all doubt. Dang.
#25
Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have
shinshige 4 years ago
I like opening hidden comments, mainly so I can just down vote them.
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Big J 4 years ago
Look at it this way. If someone walks in to your place of business drops their pants and takes a crap on your floor you can kick them out. You aren't required to provide them with service. The former president, the QAnon conspiracy nuts, and white supremacist took a s**t on the floor of twitter and twitter showed them the door.
Valley Girl 4 years ago
Why are all the Trumpers acting like Trump was blocked from using the Emergency Broadcast Channel? It's Twitter! You should not be getting your news from Twitter!
Coleen 4 years ago (edited)
This is NOT the law in California, and Republicans had nothing to do with it. Initially, any business could refuse service to anyone for any reason or for NO reason. What changed was that it became illegal to refuse services on the basis of age, sex, race, sexual orientation, religion, disability or national origin. Same is true of hiring and firing decisions. This is also true in most, if not all, of the other states. (And I saw to it that both my gay brother in law and my gay nephew knew this.) Sorry for the rant, California attorney here, and misstatements of the law are like fingernails on a chalkboard to me.
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
BOOM. and Tomi Lahren can disappear into thin air and I couldn't care less. She is an idiot.
Leodavinci 4 years ago
Private businesses should all be making a point of who they refuse service to. That way it's way easier to avoid doing business with them. If they aren't allowed to that, it means I'd probably be supporting some people I'd otherwise avoid like the plague. It's like public funding of people running for office. I don't want to help elect people I wouldn't vote for.
Liz the Wanderer 4 years ago
It's pretty simple to look this info up. If you don't want to do the work there are boycott lists!!
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Alex Mont 4 years ago
While i dont like the fact a gay couple was refused service. I still think a private business can serve whoever the hell they want.
I want cake 4 years ago
I don't think it can be that simple. Private businesses should be able to deny business to people who are rude or nasty, or try to commit fraud, or in any other way disobey the basic rules of decency laid out by that business and the law. A private business should not be allowed to refuse to serve someone because of something they have no control over, that's discrimination and it goes against basic human rights.
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It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable
_ 4 years ago
I wish I still had the source, but I saw an article stating in 2019, car accident fatalities were the number one killer in the US. Sort of pertinent, mostly interesting. And people still think it's fine to go more than 20 mph over the speed limit because they have all those safety features on their car...
Load More Replies... Pamela24 4 years ago
Also - Obama by working towards universal healthcare has actually done a lot to help to prevent those 5 million deaths. With accessible healthcare people are more likely to get regularly checked, they're not afraid to go to the doctor if something feels wrong and can get proper treatments when something does occur - all that together leads to people less likely to die from those causes. And Michelle Obama worked a lot towards fighting obesity which also leads to heart disease and strokes.
felixreychman 4 years ago
It's not impossible Brad's breathing, while making sounds, near me could cause me a cerebral haemorrhage or a heart attack...
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure hearing Brad talk causes your proteins to go "nah f*ck this" and yeet themselves out of your lymphatic system at top speed before they misfold.
Load More Replies... Nubis Knight 4 years ago
Also I'm sure if you forbade the origins of heart diseases and stokes - fast food, Softdrinks, sweets and tobacco - the conservatives be the first one to scream bloody murder for stealing away their foodchoices and bankrupting fastfood- and food/tobacco industries.
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
It's a novel idea, suing Obama for the 5M Americans that died while he was president. Just looking at the possibility for a class-action status with the rest of the world, and sueing for the global roughly 100M that died during his presidency. Also, penguins. Thousands of penguins died during Obama's presidency. And owls. And ferrets. Have I mentioned the spiders?
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
We should continue this with Trump, too. I mean, the heart-disease-deaths still occurred, we just need to add the 400k who died from covid to the score.
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Alexander Hoover 4 years ago
Brad's small brain almost caused me to have a stroke. And he didn't even have to breath to do that.
#27
Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store
Ozacoter 4 years ago
That is the sad part. Because the mask doesnt protect you it protects other they dont wear it. If the mask protected then they would wear two instead.
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Chancey 4 years ago
A red state is one that is predominantly Republican Party vs blue state which is Democratic Party
Load More Replies... Sharon Slocum 4 years ago
Wow... Great sign. And masks do work. And the vaccine does work. I took it. I get sick I can stay home. The unvaccinated will go to hospital and die. I won't go where they die. I stay and take care of my animals.
MELISSA TULLOSS-NOLAN - STUDENT 4 years ago
can someone create a conspiracy theory that idiots will believe so they wear masks
Fazekas Evelyn 4 years ago
I find these very sad actually. Those so-called 'non-believers' started this disgusting behavior and others fight back while doing the same thing. It's the same in the country in which I live too. I dread entering any shops or facilities lately because I don't know how degrading the staff's attitude will be. Those places that have such papers attached to their doors are no better than those who started this. Both sides are pathetic and childish.
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
small upstate town... Rochester? Medina? Buffalo? Greece? Irondequoit? (sorry listing all my fave upstate places to be hehehe) Can't wait to move up there in a few years.
#28
He Is Right!
Hooked 4 years ago
Because they stop reading after "Global Warming". They understand what these to words mean when used separately and then believe they understand what they mean when they are combined. (Someone please give me an example to illustrate. I'm not native English and it's Friday so my brain is already in weekend mode so I can't come up with one myself. Thank you :-))
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Hazel Waring 4 years ago
Look outside for one day - you see weather. Live outside for one lifetime - you see climate.
Tantalum_Radium 4 years ago
That’s why most people choose to use the term climate change, so dim people shut up and the adults can talk.
Porto DaMartinica 4 years ago
Meanwhile in Norway, above the arctic circle : about 1 inch so far. I personally love it but something isn't right
Mark Serbian, PK&RG,W 4 years ago
I have this argument all the time. Calling it "Global Temp Change" helps.
Midge biscuit 4 years ago
This makes me think of Donald Trump's comment; "If global warming is real, then why is America so cold?" 🤦 Some people really need a high five to the face.
thetacotruckman 4 years ago
"global warming isn't real" :dumb*** two days before murder from scientist.
#29
I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless
Isabella R.W. 4 years ago
the fact that the dude has 6.9k upvotes but the person who clapped-back only has 1.1k upvotes is very sad.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago (edited)
Do not forget that this is just a snapshot . Over time sensible people will give the first guy downvotes and the second guy upvotes. Incels are always very quick to upvote misogynists.
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Fidgets McGee 4 years ago
Ok right??? Who else thought this? The fact that ownership came up at all is SUPER f##ked up.
Load More Replies... Marianne 4 years ago
Also how nice that in his view women are products meant to be used by men and discarded when no longer of value.
Dynein 4 years ago
And nice how this view only ever applies to women... I've never seen complaints about a "used d*ck*" though the same principle should apply.
Load More Replies... Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
So if shoes can be a metaphor for a woman, then surely a toothbrush can be a metaphor for a man. By their logic 'no one wants a toothbrush that's been in someone else's mouth'. Suddenly the whole metaphor system falls down, eh?
Cordi Schmidt 4 years ago
I used to date a guy who was so upset that I had sexual partners before him (we were 18, the legal age in my country is 15, he was a virgin). Besides gas-lighting and abusing me, he kept telling me that I am not 'pure' and that I am 'disgusting' and 'filthy'... I honestly think he just liked the idea of controlling someone's life, otherwise I can't find a reason for him staying with me with this view of me. So glad I broke out of that relationship but two and half years of this managed to do quite a damage to my mental health - PTSD and clinical depression included.
somnomania 4 years ago
i'm glad you got out! :( i hope you have some way to treat the ptsd and depression, because i know that combo is rough.
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David Retsler 4 years ago
I think that somewhere after the 8th or 9th owner, the value of the shoes would go up because they have proven to be so durable. And look at the value of a pair of Roman sandals today to a pair of Jordans! Old shoes are worth a hell of a lot more!
Lexi Mitchell 4 years ago
A chest of drawers from the 1750s may have had dozens of owners but is definitely worth more now than it was new.
#30
Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry
Wendillon 4 years ago
and not just afford, but be stable enough to give that little s**t a happy home and a good education.
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Carrie Laughs 4 years ago
It's also based on percentages. The percentage of the population having children is lower. The actual number compared to, for example, the 1950s is still way higher.
Load More Replies... James016 4 years ago
I saw recently that the minimum wage in the USA has not increased in over a decade.
I Liquored On 4 years ago
I know a Qanon nutjob with 4 kids who are the most messed up children on the planet. When I told him Im not having kids he got all serious and said I had to breed to so white peopke could continue to outbreed non-whites (spoiler, he didnt say non-whites). He wasnt happy when I pointed out the world population percentage of what he considers white.
Anna Lessens 3 years ago
Outbreed!? Holy moley, the Handmaid's tale was right!!
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Firefoxy3121 4 years ago
I think that's a good thing, less humans, more food for the rest of them
abby smink 4 years ago
Additionally, the world is already way overpopulated and there's kids without loving homes
#31
Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!
Marie 4 years ago
Well, I wouldn't have been surprised if the firefighters sent a bill in the US...
Jro308 4 years ago
They can and do, especially if they determine the fire was your fault. For example, you have a fire in your backyard, wind picks up and catches a field next to your house on fire, you call the fire dept they come put the fire out, determine said fire wouldn't have happened if you didn't have fire burning so it's your fault, here's your bill. Happened to a friend of mine in upstate NY.
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Mark Lockett 4 years ago
Charity? Ever heard of National insurance? We pay a tax here in the U.K., which by the way is less than you pay for health insurance, and we get healthcare from cradle to grave with no fine print or get out clause for the insurance company. No one is left behind. While every healthcare system has problems, the NHS has equal clinical standards to U.S. healthcare, and cost the state about half as much per treatments, plus not one single citisen is left out. Even many visitors will get some treatment without a bill. No one needs to be bankrupted by medical care. We get a lot wrong in the U.K., the NHS is our greatest civil achievement ever.
Bunny Wood 4 years ago
What does the idiot think insurance is? Its a form of socialism. Everyone paying in a small amount to afford something collectively.
Anon Yymi 4 years ago
And the insurance company can (and probably will) refuse to pay out on their own volition.
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Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
My neighbor has a sign in his yard that reads, "Taxation is theft." He posted it right next to the fire hydrant. One of these days, I'm going to secretly post a sign on the fire hydrant that reads, "This was paid for by taxes, idiot."
Valley Girl 4 years ago
Like subsidies? To billion dollar industries? Or the military-industrial complex?
Lisa Chambers 4 years ago
Well if your house catches on fire, without Fire Departments, the entire city will burn. If you smoke and eat like a glutton, there is zero chance I will catch your heart disease.
#32
They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour
Jibek Mechler 4 years ago
This was probably the stupidest complaint about Star Wars I’ve seen, and that’s saying a lot
Ozacoter 4 years ago
Yeah. There are a lot of genuine complaint about "boob armor" (see all WoW armour for women). But this was a good example not a bad one.
Load More Replies... More Thinking Needed 4 years ago
Ever notice how neither Donald or Daisy Duck are wearing any pants. Life was much more simple back then.
Eredyn IreMist 4 years ago
Honestly this is some of the better female armour!!! No boob socks, cutouts. It's actually functional and non-sexualized.
Ozacoter 4 years ago
Exactly. This is not "boob armour" this is just armour designed for the female body.
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Alloydog 4 years ago
Yeah, you'd never find an example of "sexualised" armour for men, now, would you? codpiece-6...43157.jpeg 
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Wow, this one assumes you get a hardon from all the killing.
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Flora Endebez 4 years ago
Yeah, not all the Mandalorians were men-there were a lot of women
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Capelli rosa e patate 4 years ago
“Boob armour”?? 😂 it’s a breast plate just like the dude’s you dolt. 😂
I I 4 years ago
chest armour to protect your chest , amazingly women have BREASTS ( Google it ) so armour needs to take these into account
The 5-star rated 5-star rating system 4 years ago
I just googled "breasts". Weird...
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Linus Nilsson 4 years ago (edited)
I hate to be like this, but I think I would have to interfere. In the middle ages, breast plates with breasts would be stupid, since it would allow a sword or spear to fokus into the middle, where it would penetrate the metal. The aim was to have the blows deflect sideways and outwards. On modern equipment, swords and spears are no longer an issue. Bullets don't deflect but hit you straight on, with massive force, therefore padding is more important. I've never seen the mandalorian, so can't say anything in this case. Also, I've never worn a bullet proof vest, so can't speak of comfort either. What I'm trying to say is: don't mix apples and pears.
Adrienne Early 4 years ago
So you are advocating for a mono-boob look? But in that regard, even the male Mando armor is bad because it has "pectoral" plates and has a cleft in between. Both sets of armor have the central wreak spot. You are right about medieval armor, but women would still need space for boobs otherwise the bottom would have to be bulked up so the armor can rest properly on the stomach area.
Load More Replies... Lexi Mitchell 4 years ago
I liked the armor - it’s not as aggressively booby as in some video games. It looks like good armor for a woman.
Michał Jastrzębski 4 years ago
also, bonus points for female armor not being bikini, like many games >_> like, what is that going to shield from hits? Pubes are not THAT important...
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Mbw And Accurate ! 1 - 0
Anthony Goldstein (female) 4 years ago
We all have stuff to be ashamed about.
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Shalini Pabreja 4 years ago
The museums in India actually have only indigenous artefacts from all corners of India. You must mean museums in countries that are former colonisers.
Load More Replies... Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
"At midnight, a horde of sculptors and painters broke into the British Museum and hauled away every artefact. But to the surprise of the police, everything was still there when they arrived." -The Utopian Diary, Extract 43.
#34
How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit
Rabbit Carrot 4 years ago
She is absolutely a terrorist. And a douchebag. And now she’s dead. Stupid is as stupid does.
Wendillon 4 years ago
Definitely. She didn't deserve to die (being locked up would have been better) but it's hard to feel sympathy for someone who dug their own grave.
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
THIS. You break into a house, in mys tate I can shoot you dead and I'm not a cop, just an everyday idiot. She broke through a window into the Capitol. She played, she paid. Sorry she's dead, but WHAT ABOUT OFFICER SICKNICK WHO DIED? Doing his job?
DC 4 years ago
... aren't US cops, on a nearly daily basis, afraid of their lifes when a black teenager holds up a picket sign or something...?
Alexis draskinis 4 years ago
Yup! Or skittles, & toys, & when they wear hoodies, or reach for the ID they were asked to get
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qwerty 4 years ago
1 in 5 of the people who stormed the Capitol served in the military. No free passes.
Load More Replies... Michał Jastrzębski 4 years ago
yeah, if an armed officer is pointing a weapon at you, and tells you to stop, you stop. Either you stop doing what they wanted you to stop, or you stop living.
George Hudacko 4 years ago
Got what she was asking for and now we're supposed to cry? Or something?
Steve Cruz 4 years ago
It was destined to happen, that this terrorist would become a MARTYR FOR MORONS.
Meredith Gossland 4 years ago
Bravo and I am a woman. Was she hiding behind her fellow soldiers yelling at the Taliban..."Don't shoot, I'm a woman."?
#35
1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!
David Retsler 4 years ago
Remember, there are people who willingly give this asshole a portion of their paycheck on a regular basis.
Daniel Marsh 4 years ago
Two of the gospels directly claim to be eye-witness accounts. One claims to be a collation of eyewitness accounts.
Mikhael Barreto 4 years ago
And yet the 'official' ones date, at the earliest, from 120 CE. Or at least, their flawed copies of copies of copies are.
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Mikhael Barreto 4 years ago
While I did get mixed a few things up, yes, the issue with all this is that those are...assumptions. Further, many gospels were written, many of them using names of popular people at the time. For instance, some of Paul's letters aren't considered to have been written by him, due to conflicting viewpoints and dates. Plus, the dates. All of the currently "official" gospels are copies. While it's impossible to know exactly when the originals were written, most experts put them between 100~300 years CE/AD. Add the many conflicts between each other's events and the fact those were four out of dozens (possibly hundreds, now lost) and they're simply not reliable "eyewitness accounts". As to whether those people were simply eyewitnesses and that's that, it's mostly unprovable. Some names were pretty common and most of what's known may be "probable" but not "factual". ...Whew, I'm getting rusty at this. Been a long time. ^_^;;
Load More Replies... Daniele Ribolla 4 years ago
what a statement: "if you are not, you are not" and then, eyewitness OF WHAT? it's a faith, not a witness issue
Vanta Black 4 years ago
Pretty sure that negates the entire Bible. Nothing I've heard from it is written as a first-person account. Eve didn't write "Adam and I were banished from Eden", Noah didn't say "I gathered two of every kind of animal", and I really don't recall Moses mentioning "I conversed with God, and he gave me his ten commandments that we must obey."
Lisa Chambers 4 years ago
There are a lot of prophecies in all holy books. But the New Testement is written mostly in personal accounts. In this situation it would be helpful to know the context of the OP. I dont prescribe to his 'teachings' or whatever...but technically he is correct in reminding people that God commands us not to give false witness against thy neighbor.
Eglė Bukauskaitė 4 years ago
that's the whole Bible then? It was written good thousand years later than said events. Thanks for clearing my view then!
#36
Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About
Jibek Mechler 4 years ago
Seriously, people should wear masks at flu season. I’ve never been so healthy as I was the last year. When I get sick it can drag out for months (I’m not exactly healthy) and I have disabled friends who could die from a cold. If anything, Corona proved that we should keep in wearing masks and washing our hands, even after it’s over
JuJu 4 years ago
People should wear masks when they have a cold, the flue (and so on) instead of spreading their crap in malls and trains.
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LesAnimaux 4 years ago
I usually would have caught a regular cold or two by now. With wearing a mask, washing hands and keeping distance, we also reduce the spread of regular influenza.
Chuck Royal 4 years ago
For the record, we also spend hundreds of millions of dollars each year advertising to remind people to take their flu vaccines, so I have to wonder about the exact definition of 'zero precautions' in use here.
Daune Tullina 4 years ago
So true. I work in a restaurant and every winter colds and the flu get shared around. Didn't happen this winter. Masks work.
Elizabeth Molloy 4 years ago
I have chronic asthma; I get a flu jab every year. Oh, and BTW, because I live in the UK it's free!
Carrie Laughs 4 years ago
Even if you have to pay the cost ranges from £8 to £15 - some companies also pay for their employees to have it.
Load More Replies... Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
The 20x deathrate is only a small fraction of the costs. For every death there's a multiple of long-term and even permanently incapacitated, from multi-organ failure. Lung problems, memory problems, anything.
Allan Breum 4 years ago
Correction: 20% of covid patients will have Long Term (not permanent) health issues.
#37
Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back
Trick Question 4 years ago
Wait wait...you can be attractive AND know your stuff? Damn. Okay people, spread the word! Damn it's sad people don't realize that yet.
Steve Cruz 4 years ago
A friend of mine commented about "how women dress" and how guys don't have a chance. He knows I'm gay, so I leaned over and whispered, "I like what you're wearing. Does that mean I can have a piece of you?" He woke right up!
#38
Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella
Frank Ropen 4 years ago
World population 1820 around 1 billion, 2020 nearly 8 billions. Partly thanks to vaccines.
Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago
In the Stone Ages, the average life span was 20 yrs. In the 1800s, it was 40. Now it's 80.
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Leodavinci 4 years ago
Poor Ben. It wasn't just regret over his son's death. His wife was the Revolutionary War equivalent of an anti-vaxxer and was why their son wasn't vaccinated. When he became ambassador after the war, he never returned despite her repeated inquiries over the years asking when he would return. He didn't return until after she died. Fairly confident he blamed her.
David Beaulieu 4 years ago
Designed? Oh boy. This is a much bigger issue. You know what... I'm OK with this idiot's genetic lineage to end.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Antivaxxers had always been a problem... They are dangerous for themselves and for the innocent people they try to fool. Even good king Louis XVI has had to have his entire family and himself publicly vaccined against smallpox so people stop dying from a painful preventable disease. But look at OP's first sentence, it's basically "hey, the few people who survived survived, so it is not dangerous. Only the ones who died died."
Valley Girl 4 years ago
1. How can you call anybody ignorant when you don't know when to use is versus are? 2. Life expectancy in this country has sky rocketed over the past 200 years, even though we are now fatter, lazier, and more polluted than we have ever been. 3. "Provaxxers" is not a term I am familiar with. Is it new slang for people with common sense or parents of live children?
Agnes Jekyll 4 years ago
Roald Dahl's daughter died of measles before there was a vaccine. He begged parents to vaccinate. He said it was a crime not to do so
MandaPanda 4 years ago
" . . . the regret may be the same either way, and that, therefore, the safer should be chosen." Is the EXACT reason why I have both my kids vaccinated. I'd rather take the chances with a vaccine (okay they had vaccine recently and the injection point is swelling, I should take them in immediately), than from a disease I could have prevented.
#39
I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken
Wendillon 4 years ago
Why shouldn't we pay people to exist? None of chose to exist, we were all forced into life whether we wanted it or not if you really think about it.
TruthMonsterHunter 4 years ago
The thing about that is that though we are all forced into life, it is your responsibility to have the best outlook that you want to have. Complaining about having your life without any sort of mental illness, seems like a waste of thought.
Load More Replies... Curry on... 4 years ago
The first thought in my mind was Queen Elizabeth and all her little corgis.
deanna woods 4 years ago
This person needs to read the story about the good samaritan in the Bible before they start comparing people to bears.
thepinkrobot 4 years ago
We should most definitely have a basic income and housing and health care. Because it is a human right. And we are able to help others, that is called CIVILIZATION.
Sandra Schmidt 4 years ago
I am willing to bet money that this guy is also pro life. Don't you dare NOT to bring this human into existance, but god forbid anyone dares to care for them.
#40
Just Wow
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Not only "these people", though. Double standards are every where, including BP.
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Valley Girl 4 years ago
That's completely different! However, luckily her "legacy" still lives on in all her crazy ass posts. We can all watch them with a little smirk as many times as we want! Too much? Oh, well, it's true.
#41
It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
Be gentle. You can't expect a person such as this, to strain the few brain cells they actually possess by thinking, do you?
Russell Ellwardt 4 years ago
Trouble is, however, that people such as this are allowed to vote.
Load More Replies... Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Wearing a mask lowers you oxygen saturation?! It's porous, you can breath through it, it's not a plastic bag nor a fish bowl, you dumbass!!!
Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago
So now a BREATH - ABLE mask lowers your oxygen intake? OMG, go back to primary school >:O
Hollysmom 4 years ago
Yeah, you hear about surgeons and surgical nurses who pass out during long surgeries all the time. NOT
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
That was a joke, people. Y'know, b/c the anti-maskers say it's fascism? Never mind.
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Brandy Grote 4 years ago
I drove 40 miles today while wearing a triple layer cloth mask. No problem.
Meredith Gossland 4 years ago
Just tell him seat belts and stop signs are just govt control.... we wont be hearing from him much loonger..lol
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
Doctors and nurses in operating rooms must be working with a deficit of brain cells and lack of oxygen. What martyrs.
Valley Girl 4 years ago
See, your mistake was assuming this person doesn't live under a bridge and go to the library to use the internet. Then they go cash their assistance check while screaming about how terrible the government is.
Harry Potter pandas = great. 4 years ago
Ugh, I really, really, wish I could scream in their face that this is about their health and wellbeing and they're a as**ole
Demon Child 4 years ago
Yes, masks are crucial for plants as they produce carbon dioxide. please, wear a mask, if not for others at least for plants
#42
Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago (edited)
👉 The entire f*cking west of China is a political mess. (edit)👉Just look at Chinese Traditional Medicine for ONE second.
Jessica Bertram 4 years ago
yup. they have imprisoned the Uyghur men, and moved Communist Party Reps into the homes to watch the families, sometimes replacing the incarcerated men: https://www.hrw.org/news/2018/05/13/china-visiting-officials-occupy-homes-muslim-region
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River Webb 4 years ago
its not the peoples fault, its simply the government
Load More Replies... Curry on... 4 years ago
Hmm lemmee see, I'm guessing there isn't one continent (well, maybe Anartica) that has clean hands .
Bridget Xiao 4 years ago
Don't blame Chinese people. We're not part of it. Most of us are just normal people trying not to die.
#43
Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Got her degree from the same website that sold her the crystal globe, perhaps?
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Sophia Graubart 4 years ago
Sacred geometry: "nurse": draw a shape *draws a triangle* Aah, an equilateral triangle shows that you are in grave danger
Zophra 4 years ago
Nice comment. Made me smile as I am doing the same right now...
Load More Replies... cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
That's not a doctor. That's a hippy with a market stall of crystal necklaces and essential oils.
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
Any nurse who is an anti vaxxer and masker ought to find a new profession.
Rabbit Carrot 4 years ago
Dr Crazy, Dr Crazy. Will someone please page Dr Crazy. She needs her meds and straight jacket.
#44
How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?
troufaki13 4 years ago
These people only thrive because other people give them the power. Take that away and they have nothing to offer to society
Hooked 4 years ago
Agree. Stop acknowledging them and they will disappear from our newsfeed quite fast. A very simple way to get rid of unwanted "celebrities" who have done nothing to deserve their fame, except sleeping/marrying their way up the ladder and showing everyone how they are doing that.
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
If you don't want to see or hear from the Kardashians, stop buying their merchandise, stop following them on social media, don't watch their "reality shows" and ignore the attention seeking plastic dolls. You create and sustain these morons yourself.
Amazon QT 4 years ago
I Have Never Bought A Lick Of KarTRASHians Peddled S**t!!! And am glad to keep it that way.
Load More Replies... Just JoLynn 4 years ago
What in the actual f**k is this?? Hey guys I realize there's a pandemic and most of you have been out of work for the better part of a year but I have a ton of money so I enjoyed my birthday as usual, yay me! Seriously this bitch is beyond intolerable.
Demon Child 4 years ago
Who tf posts this stuff and calls themselves humble. yes, ma'am, this is out of reach for us poor peasants trying to avoid getting hit by good ol' corona. oh, if only we had money like you, because apparently, covid does not affect rich people.
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
Kim Kardashian has so many killed brain cells. Kris did her kids dirty.
Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago
These motherf*ckers are prolonging this f*cking lockdown with their f*cking trips and parties, I'm so freaking mad ờ_ớ
Lisa Chambers 4 years ago
This is why someone very wise said "stop making stupid people famous".
Jean Thompson 4 years ago
Kim, you are extremely privileged, considering the fact that you and your family have managed to amass an incredible amount of money on the foundation of zero talent.
#45
Lions Don’t Wear Masks
Aria Singh 4 years ago
I read that in BLACKPINK Lisa´s voice from their song How You Like That XD.
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TheBookwormPotato 4 years ago
Do you run around naked and eat raw Zebras? Huh? I didn’t think so
Blue of the yams (They/He) 4 years ago
Yeah lions also kill baby lions and run around naked and roar.
The 5-star rated 5-star rating system 4 years ago
That is correct. Lions don't wear masks. Astute observation. Your point is..?
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
That's horrible reasoning not to wear a mask anyway
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago (edited)
Lions also kill any cubs that the lioness of the pride they've overthrown so that they can mate for cubs with their DNA. I think lions aren't the best example for manners in this day and age.
#46
Conspiracy Theorist Shutdown
Amazon QT 4 years ago
IKR!!! You can’t make this shït up, wait, scratch that! 🤦🏻♀️
Load More Replies... Allan Breum 4 years ago
True. The government wouldn't need to track people, because they already post every damn thing they do on social media.
David Beaulieu 4 years ago
All my data? Like digital data? The CIA has access to all of that anyway. Or is it my blood type and stuff? They have that too.
thetacotruckman 4 years ago
How do they expect a microchip to even go through a needle with a tinyass hole in it, unless if it is relentlessly smashed with a hammer and rebuilds itself which i highly doubt.
#47
He's Not Wrong You Know
Hadesdaughter 4 years ago
Christopher Columbus was a terrorist who, when founded in America, killed over a thousand indigious people who already lived their [ the real founders ] and when he went back to Britain, he was sentenced to a life time in jail because his own country was like " Um, no sir. we don't do that here."
NaruTheCollective 4 years ago
They came, they saw, they looked around and decided it wasn't worth raiding.
TS Rhodes 4 years ago
Columbus is considered to "discover" America because he was a White Christian, and also monetized the inhabitants by making them slaves.
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Then Why Get A Dog?
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Our cats follow us around the house. But that's just because they want to make sure we do not eat something that they want to have too.
James016 4 years ago
Who knew a pet would want attention :| Part of me thinks this person bought a pet for lockdown and has now decided it's too much time and effort.
E B 4 years ago
Yeah, hubby and I want a pupper, but we both work, so we decided it would be unkind to adopt right now. Wild canines generally expect to spend 24/7 with their families...
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NaruTheCollective 4 years ago
Sounds like my mother. She got a 2,000 dollar golden retriever puppy but bitches about how the dog jumps and bites everyone because she's basically there to be cute.
Brandi Delph 4 years ago
Someone does not understand how dogs work. And not just puppies. My 8 year old mutt still follows me around the house.
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
To be fair, consoles keep demanding attention and electricity. Maybe start with a book to be safe.
KrabbyGramps666 4 years ago
I can’t stand people like this who have no remorse or empathy for mans best friends(including cats and other pets) it just doesn’t make sense on how you can make their lives seem like they are less than yours.
Premislaus de Colo 4 years ago
Well, that wasn't really a comeback, but an extremely polite (under circumstances) piece of advice
Nevits Yibble 4 years ago
That last sentence tho. Nice little parting shot!
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#49
I Do Like My Gummy Bears Doe
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
It's okay, those women have their essential oils and healing crystals to protect them.
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
OOOH! As a diabetic, I can say that sugar-free gummy bear poop does not require a wipe but more of a scrape. It’s liquid mustard gas death on steroids. Seriously! It's worse than Pringles! Once you pop, you will pray to stop! Not to mention the hallucinogenic properties from the smell! At least this person found a good use for all that slurry.
Amazon QT 4 years ago
That happens with all “Sugar Free” products… I remember as a candy package designer for Almond ROCA I had to put a warning about how many you can eat bc they work like a laxative!!!
Load More Replies... Jean Thompson 4 years ago
And, going by the T-shirt, they are Trump supporters too. Says it all, really.
#50
Well, Yes, But Not Really, No
Phoenix 4 years ago
It’s sad people think the only reason people join the military is to pay off debts. Some do true, but a lot of others don’t.
KatKaleen 4 years ago (edited)
I don't think that's what the post was saying. It's not about paying off debts, it's about people joining the military TO GET ACCESS to higher education because they can't afford it otherwise. Of course that's not true for all, I don't live in the USA and my brother joined the military after his mandatory service because he simply wanted to, but we don't need to worry about student loan debt as much as Americans unfortunately have to.
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
USA: If you lay your life on the line and help us "liberate" some oil producing region on the other side of the world, we'll pay for your education which will turn out to be completely useless because people with PTSD can't hold jobs.
Troux 4 years ago
In America, it's the #1 reason for a lot of people, sadly.
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Finding Good Burns On Twitter Is The Only Reason I'm There
#52
An Extra Large Serving Of Reality
#53
When Military Is More Important Than Health Care
wandile dludlu 4 years ago
The USA is paying a lot of money for their military inorder to protect themselves from themselves. They go out start something and when people fight back, they want to call it terrorism. They have killed so many civillians around the world because they didn't like how other countries run their own countries.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
"Oh boy! That previous resistance group we funded to take out the previous resistance group we funded because we wanted oil is getting out of hand! Better fund a resistance group to do the dirty work!"
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cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
"Sometimes, to end a problem you need a gun. BANG! Problem solved. Pandemics can't spread if your 6ft under" :America
Linus Nilsson 4 years ago
I read somewhere that a huge part of the military budget goes to buying equipment that is not even needed, just so that the weapon manufactories can employ more people. But then again, where are my sources?
Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
A big chunk of the military budget is GI and VA, and it's unfair to lump those expenses in with other military spending. We gotta take care of our veterans.
#54
Under A Post About A Woman Finding Her Cat Alive 16 Days After A Tornado
qwerty 4 years ago
Exactly! Case in point- there is a 5-year old stray cat whose mother visits him occasionally, and he always greets her warmly.
Load More Replies... Flora Endebez 4 years ago
Thank god it has 89 downvotes. Cats do love their owners, it's just that some "dog people" don't realize that cats have different ways of expressing them than dogs do.
Benjamin McDonald 4 years ago
Animal behavior specialist this man is terribly wrong. Please don't have animals and pets if you believe this.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago (edited)
I think that post was being self-referential. The poster has no emotions. They're not even cool like HAL. They're just lame.
InfectedVoice 4 years ago
This guy is a massive troll on Reddit, he says all sorts of mean stuff and is pretty funny some of the time. His bio states CEO, 148 IQ and married to a model yet he posts on Reddit all day.
qwerty 4 years ago
I paraphrase Roald Dahl, "A person who has kind thoughts will always be beautiful because their thoughts shine out on their face. A person with unkind, selfish thoughts will never be beautiful because their thoughts will cloud their face."
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I Am The Lord, Thy God
Uncommon Boston 4 years ago
Ask a true Bible scholar, it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that homosexuality is wrong. If you twist the words and misinterpret the Bible, you can support or condemn anything. When you blur the line between honest and dishonest, why would anything you say matter?
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JP 4 years ago
The word "homosexuality" wasn't added to the bible until 1946. The word it replaced was "arsenokoitai", which translates to child molester, not homosexual. So, that means your homophobia is man made and has nothing to do with God or the bible. Leviticus 18:22 - Man shall not lie with young children as he does with a woman, for it is an abomination.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
He said nothing about it, but it does not mean He supported it. There are many things which He did not mention, so as He did not contradict the old testament, it still applies. It's like when a law is passed : if it is not abolished, it still applies. But the thing that the bible forbids is just sexual intercourse between two men. Two men can be gay, be in love, live in the same house, cuddle for hours, kiss, and publicly display affection... They are only required to resist their lust. Plus, it is a sin, but it is much less serious and much more redeemable than many other sins : remerber we all are sinners but it does not mean He hates us nor we will all go to hell. For example, habving sex out of wedlock while actively trying to prevent pregnancy is just as sinful and much more common, but nobody suggest that these people created their own god.
Load More Replies... Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Gay catholic guy here : "Thou shalt not have any other gods before me" is litterally the first commandment, the most important thing any jew/christian/muslim is supposed to know. Plus, being gay is not a sin per se. Your identity, your feelings, the temptations you have to suffer, nothing of those are sins because they are not your choices, they are caused by outer circumstances instead of your free will. Only your actions can be sins. So two gay people who decide to love and live with each other but who don't put it down there are way less sinful than a straight guy who cheated on his wife only one time.
somnomania 4 years ago
also iirc someone elsewhere pointed out that that part they always drag out about no sodomy is actually just saying don't lie with children
PhantomBuni 4 years ago
DAAAAAAAAAMN. It’s okay nice gay people who won’t judge are completely welcome for cookies and tea time at my place.
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
Some guy with issues mentioned sodomy. I'm sure G-d couldn't care less. He didn't write the Bible.
Mike Beck 4 years ago
Pretty sure he also said passing judgement on each other is not okay. And that you are to "love thy neighbor". And there's that silly little "golden rule" thing. But sure, let's take one or two passages out of context to permit abuse. Why not? None of the rest is read in context. Hell, most of the rest isn't read at all...
#56
You Are A Lesser Human Being And Deserve To Suffer
Mohsie Supposie 4 years ago
Well, it's people's own fault for not being born into a rich family isn't it? Surely, you made a conscious decision before being born, and you chose a poor family, even though you knew the consequences. You should have chosen a rich family. Entirely your fault!
Uncommon Boston 4 years ago
If you born in poverty, do not have access to a quality education, face violence almost daily, are hungry, have few opportunities, and have none of the advantages you did ....... it is because you are "bad"? If you are born into wealth, get a better education, live in a gated community, opportunities fall in your lap, and have never been hungry or worried about where you will sleep, are you good? Much of your future is decided when you are born. Do you believe people are born bad if their family is poor? If your life is paved with advantages, and you don't have to work as hard as the rest of us to achieve success, like Ivanka Trump, you consider yourself good? What a harsh way to view the world. If suddenly your family loses everything when you are a child, are you now bad? Please do not call yourself a Christian when you don't understand the basic premise.
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
Trump is a "bad person" who somehow moved forward in society due to luck of being born into a wealthy family and yet again somehow managed to become president. Yet all he ever did was complain how "unfair" everything was, and how the system was rigged against him.
somnomania 4 years ago
boy i must be a REALLY bad person to be disabled and completely unable to work.
Dolly_of TheCowboy 4 years ago (edited)
Meritocracies, especially ones with a religious component, just love to boil everything down to "me good and worthy and to be rewarded because me rich; you bad and worthless and to be punished because you poor". Ignoring their wealthy backgrounds and support networks, that also have a vested interest in maintaining the meritocracy status quo, to bleat about how they are "successful because they are successful and just try that bit harder". Sure it is always only about trying a bit harder and suddenly you will not be crushed by debt, ill health and the wealthy making sure the poor stay poor. Otherwise how will they get their {insert item} cleaned?
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Another idiotic argument: "I don't see why someone working at the cash register should earn the same as a plumber." Like it's somehow their business how much someone earns...
The 5-star rated 5-star rating system 4 years ago
Oh, *Name of fool obscured by red bars*, you are still living in the Victorian Era.
#57
I Posted It On Facepalm And People Said It Should Be Here Too
Nela Rothenbach 4 years ago
There is a virus that causes cancer....it's not the cancer cells.
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Lxm 4 years ago
Cancer is a "multi insult disease", this means that cancer cells form due to mutation occurring when DNA repair is performed after insult ie: injury/DNA damage. Different types of cancers have different likely causes eg: repeated sun burn and skin cancer. There are viruses that cause DNA damage that increases likelihood of cancer. This why the HPV vaccine exists
Frank Ropen 4 years ago
BTW Biotech researched a vaccine for cancer before the Corona virus. That's the reason why the company exists in the first place.
Claire Murray 4 years ago (edited)
Cancer is a non-communicable disease. Mostly caused by a bad environment, genetics, obesity, and smoking. We learned that in 8th-grade health.... 8TH GRADE!! Well... not all of them are caused by that.
Allan Breum 4 years ago
Fun fact: Some types of cancer are contagious. (Thankfully, none are found in humans, yet)
#58
A Guy Working In A Garage Makes Fun Of A Hardworking Nurse
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
Regardless of how tired and weary you look and feel all health workers a beautiful and none have glowed even more during the pandemic. Hopefully, this vaccine will see an end to the strain and you can all get some well earned rest.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
You wanna see me after eight hours? Trust me. I walk outta the house bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, ready for anything... And eight hours later, I'm a crawling rag of misery, scrubbing off in a five-gallon pail of cold disinfectant so I can enter my home safely. I don't look like *my* old graduation photo either.
Logic and Reason 4 years ago
Shame him for the conspiracies, not how he chooses to spend his time.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Only one of those is acceptable if you don't do it in public. Coincidentally it's not the first one.
#59
Seriously, Just Stop
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
If this was real: shouldn't a 6yo know what a penis is? My son (5) and daughter (2) know both genders since forever.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
There are large groups of people who deny the existence of genitalia to their children.
Load More Replies... Downunderdude 4 years ago
WTF kind of idiot name is Alahzandra? Could she not spell Alexandra? Poor kid - doomed to a life of having to spell it out because her mother is an idiot.
Stephanie Did It 4 years ago
It sounds like Mom was barely conscious and the nurses literally wrote down her slurred speech. I'm giving her benefit of the doubt here.
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#60
Dad, Daddy, Daddy-O
Ashes_The_Kitty 4 years ago
some people just say "covering a comment", I'm glad you actually commented too
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Aria Whitaker 4 years ago
Huh? Here in the Southern US...we, both grown men and women, call our fathers "daddy" more than "dad' or "father" all the time ...didnt know there was some sort of taboo against it?
Yana Makarevitch 4 years ago
I don't know who first started that terrible incestuous trend of calling your sexual partner "daddy", but that's what is disturbing, not a person calling their father "daddy".
#61
Reverse Card
Logic and Reason 4 years ago
Oh interesting, they’ll censor the f-word but not a slur. Good to see where their priorities lie.
#62
If You Want To Tell Someone What They Can Draw, Pay Them First
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
What? I can just decide to not be gay? It was just as simple all along, while my parents disowned me and my classmates raped and bullied me in high school? Stupid me!
The Harry Potter person 4 years ago
OMG I am so sorry for what you went through! I hope you ar doing much better and have found your happiness!
Load More Replies... Aria Singh 4 years ago
The person who said dont be gay.......................why is that person living?
Anime SImp 4 years ago
I agree with you , because i am gay and I only tell certian people because everyone is always telling some gay people to go to hell , like I am a nice person and i would rather go to heaven
Load More Replies... Nevits Yibble 4 years ago
Don't be gay because it somehow affects my life although I have no idea how or why but it does because... you know, Jesus.
Logic and Reason 4 years ago
That’s exactly what I’ve never understood. Be whoever you want and do whatever you want. As long as you’re not causing harm, why should I care about how you live your life?
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Why Can't People Just Enjoy The Holidays?
James016 4 years ago
One of my old team members at work was a devout Muslim and didn't celebrate Christmas, he still said merry christmas to people.
Premislaus de Colo 4 years ago
He was just a kind person respectful of the beliefs of others especially that it did not offend them in any way.
Load More Replies... Katie Gardner 4 years ago
I personally try to say Happy Holidays to be inclusive. But there is nothing offensive about saying Merry Christmas unless you are trying to force Christmas or Christianity down someone’s throat.
Alexis draskinis 4 years ago
Im fine with happy holidays. Its inclusive of the like 12 other holidays celebrated within a short span of time. Xmass isnt the only holiday, just the most commercial one..
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Nah, how do you think Christianity got to Indonesia? (White supremacy.) It's not pretty, but it's reality. There's nothing wrong with being mindful.
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Err... it didn't? Indonesia became Hindu, then later mostly Muslim? As in, it's the most populous muslim country in the world?
Load More Replies... Logic and Reason 4 years ago
I just say ‘Happy holidays’. The same way I refer to a person as ‘them’ if I don’t know how they identify. It’s easier anyway.
InfectedVoice 4 years ago
Look at her annoying face combined with that condescending tweet, ugh!
Lynda Gutierrez 3 years ago
Easy solution. Say "Merry Christmas" on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day and Happy Holidays the rest of the time from the day after Thanksgiving (in the US) until December 23. Christmas doesn't encompass an entire month and there are numerous other mid-winter holidays.
#64
Yes, Sit Down, Please
Hehehehehehehehe (ve/ver) 4 years ago
Just leave nurses and doctors alone right now they don't have the energy to deal with you shithead
eimipet 4 years ago
Hehe, funny story. My dads old co-worker’s last name was Shithead (pronounced shi-thead not s**t-head) and he laughed every time he introduced himself. Downvote me if you think this story is fake, but it’s true.
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SimplySarcastic40 4 years ago
to be fair, where i live a LOT of nurses were laid off - i know several of them.
#65
It's A Valid Question, Dave
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Dave would still deny Covid if all his family died because of it. To him, it would be a government plot where everyone was told they had died of Covid, but in reality they all died because of heartfailure or something else.
#66
One Day They'll Understand That Support For The State And Revolutionary Politics Are Not Congruent Ideologies
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
And also a strong contestant for a Darwin Award. Ever tried pulling a gun on police officer? Of course you haven't, that's why you are alive and reading this.
#67
Yeah, But, Not When We Do It!
Ines Äffchen 4 years ago
wonder if Matt Walsh also feels Trader Joe's discriminates against him if he is asked to wear a mask...
Nevits Yibble 4 years ago
He's certainly wrong about "silencing all dissent" (pure hyperbole), but he isn't wrong about the hypocrisy.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
I disagree with Matt Walsh's point of view, but technically he might have a point, he was just pointing out this double standard.
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
What "silencing all dissent" is he making a valid point about? Right.
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I Live In Us, Explains A Lot Though
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
I doubt he'll have to force her to get a divorce. She's probably already on the phone to her lawyer.
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
I really "liked" the line "it's not her choice". Facepalm
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Or she could decide that she uses her last name and he uses her last name too.
*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 4 years ago
pfft imagine that poor woman, getting to know and love this man to the point of marriage just for him to get angry over HER last name
Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
excuse me she doesn't have to take your name you anti-feminist (not sure what that's really called but i know there's a term for it)
Kiss Army 4 years ago (edited)
I know, right? I wanted to take my husband's name but I wanted to keep my family name as well but I didn't want to hyphenate. I ended up taking my maiden name as my new middle name and changing my last name. My husband was totally cool with whatever I decided but he called me up about a week or so before the wedding and said "You need to decide your name now! I have to order new checks and need to know what to put on them!"
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#69
Bhutan's Forest Should Not Be Just Standing There
Aria Singh 4 years ago
Bhutan is very beautiful! I suggest visiting when Covid is over,
Load More Replies... Frank Ropen 4 years ago
Isn't Bhutan the country measuring the Gross Happyness Index instead of the Gross Domestic Product?
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
How can Bhutan sustainably invest in its forests? Tourism! Look after the forests, employ rangers to monitor them and use flat unused plains as camp sites for people to enjoy nature. You don't need to replant a tourist
François Carré 4 years ago
What if we leave Bhutan's forest alone and convert every World bank building into Ikea stores instead ?
#70
Vice And Some Guy In The Comments Both Get Their Nonsense Called Out By A Psychologist
MRSS 4 years ago
As a 45yr old woman who has struggled with ADHD my entire life and was put on Adderall I can say it has saved my life. This will act as a hyper stimulant if you do not actually have ADHD and regulate you if you do. This is why people get all hyped up when they are on it because it can't properly do the job it was made for. I for one am all for putting someone on it if they are properly diagnosed with ADHD.
Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
Same. I was diagnosed with ADHD at 21 and adderall made a world of difference. I made sure my VERY ADHD son have access to meds through school. It's a tool, not a crutch.
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Hit Him With The Aluminum Foil!
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
yeah but if he takes his meds then the reptilians will show elon musk their new mixtape and then do a gay pride parade at the pentagon and we can't have that /s
Dolly_of TheCowboy 4 years ago
I think if "they" started loving every person we talked to then we should get out there and talk to the homeless more often, and to people with minimum wage jobs, or tips only jobs, and a whole bunch of other people needing a whole lot more love shown to them
Uncommon Boston 4 years ago
Get your head out of the sand, wake up, shake the dust out your ears, and do some reading. First look up the big words. Then learn some history. Once you understand the words and concepts, then tell us your thoughts. Also consider your intent. Is your goal to be an alarmist and start arguments? Do you like making a fool of yourself? Up to you.
#72
Murdered By Math
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
It's quite amazing how Trump fans always find ways to play down their and Trump's atrocities. How they have no problem to twist facts and even totally deny what their Führer said barely one minute ago. " Trump: "Democrats want anarchy, they really do, and they don't know who they're playing with, folks. " His fans: "He didn't say that, It was a joke, it was sarcasm, he didn't mean it."
aaryaa marathe 4 years ago
You know trump supporters can be smart they just support the wrong person and are confused people
#73
Imagine Wanting To Bring Race Into A Children’s Game
Allan Breum 4 years ago
Soooo, the person is trying to limit access to specific content based on the user's race..? Sounds an awful lot like racism to me...
Shull GaRett 4 years ago
So freedom of gaming just goes out the window. Soon you will need to make a char that looks like you. And second thing, does that mean non-white keep their access to all settings? Does this means it will teach kids to lie to get something extra? I always thought games were for fun and you could play it as you like... Its a GAME for crying out loud.
Eriu 4 years ago (edited)
This post and a couple of similar ones make me question my life. I'm white,, I basically don't give a sh*t about someone's skin, I like to play characters that are white, black, sometimes green. Why not? I like how they look so I play them. And now this makes me a bad person?
Load More Replies... Beans 4 years ago (edited)
I'm white. Ever since I was a young gamer girl I liked creating /playing as dark skinned characters in games. I have an alt character in Animal Crossing too. When I was a little girl I had a 'mydesign' barbie made, you're supposed to make it look like you.... I got a dark skinned one with red hair. I called her Xaya. I still have her over 20 years later. Imagine being called racist for that in 2021 and being told I should have chosen white as default. *eyeroll*
somnomania 4 years ago
imagine wanting to make your animal crossing character look like an existing character from something else and then getting blocked from doing so because your switch knows that you're a white person
Nicola Roberts 4 years ago
Only the blue-eyed children can drink from the fountain.... and so it begins
Wendillon 4 years ago
Pretty sure most 6 year olds know what race they are cause kids are really curious and will ask "Why does Susie have different colour skin than me?". No need to bring racism into that.
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On A R/Niceguys Post
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
He's like what scarecrows do, but for women and it actually works. Coincidentally, there is a large congregation of women in the middle of the Indian Ocean.
#75
West Virginia University Addressing Real Campus Issues
Marianne 4 years ago
My automatic conclusion was that these trees were unsteady/rotten and were a threat of falling on buildings, which makes logging them for security reasons totally reasonable.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
While the post said that it was because of 3 attacks and also calling the university out on the way they handle sexual assaults on campus?
Load More Replies... Kira Okah 4 years ago
I gave it a look. The trees were evaluated for safety by an arborist due to concerns over the environmental conservation of the area - conservation does also include proper environmental management and ensuring the ongoing health of the environment, which some don't seem to realise. The trees slated to come down were heavily decaying and posed a serious risk to dropping rotten branches onto the heads of passing students. Thi was a real campus issue that had to be swiftly addressed before someone got killed.
#77
Cringe Old Guy Comments On Teen Girls Instagram
somnomania 4 years ago
good response from her, and also i guess jobs should only be things that pay well and are no fun at all? oh wait
#78
Batman's Parents Have Been Killed More Than Those Murdered On This Sub
Linus Nilsson 4 years ago
But still, I wouldn't want to play all the Metal Gear games just to understand the last one. ok, bad example, that series does not make any sense anyway.
#79
Chipping In To Say Stupid Things
Danny Bai 4 years ago
Bet that Troy's been rejected by every woman in his life
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Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago
I bet he hasn’t researched the safety and strength of moulded beskar armour
YoyoSthlm 4 years ago
Really?? I'm a cup size DD. I guarantee that I wouldn't fit in any armor without boob space. And what about Roman armor with a fake six pack? Is that ok then??
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#80
Do I Need To Obscure The Names/Accounts Of Public Figures?
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
The saddest part of this is that a lot of families in the US do not have the money to pay for groceries to cook a decent healthy meal, but HAVE to use fastfood to feed the family.
Mike Beck 4 years ago
False. I can feed my family fast food for $20-$30 per meal. I feed my family mostly healthy, diverse foods for $5-$10 per meal.
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#81
See, His Mistake Was In Trying To Reason With Her
#82
Found The Murder Weapon
Kiwii Stone 4 years ago
Isn't this a British cop? Where we don't have easy access to firearms ... swords would be a potential murder weapon
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
Yes, the amount of sword related deaths is quickly surpassing the amount of firearm related deaths.
#83
"Oh No, I've Upset Stadia User #9"
Sophia Coe 4 years ago
Stadia is a game platform where instead of being a console, or downloading games, Stadia streams games, making it infamous for being laggy, and not functioning super well.
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#84
He Took Out 5 People With 1 Word
Steve R 4 years ago
At a time when American TV news was failing to properly cover the awful work of Trump and his cronies, the coverage provided by Colbert and Myers was outstanding. Kimmel too. Fallon... not so much. And Corden? The worst thing the UK has given the US since smallpox.
Jessica Bertram 4 years ago
a thousand upvotes is what i wish i could give you. And they're missing Hasan Minhaj and John Oliver in the stellar coverage/stellar comedy. Fallon is too much of a doormat to be edgy enough to really tackle the news. And Corden can F*** right off
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
This is a question of taste. Some people like all of those guys, Some people like some of them and than there are people who like none of them. This isn't the kind of taste that gets affected by Covid, though.
Tadders 4 years ago
James Corden is as funny as a stubbed toe, I am so pleased he has chosen to stay in the States.
Logic and Reason 4 years ago
I’m guessing the ‘president-elect’ in his name is to show is disbelief at the outcome of the presidential election? That’s how I’ve seen it used.
#85
Ukraine Spitting Straight Fire
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
Borscht is not Ukranien though. It is slavic, or European, if you want. It is a dish known in Russia, Ukraine, Poland, Belarus snd Gslicia.
#86
Grandma With The Savage Comeback!
zims 4 years ago
It's missing her reply, but it was something along the lines of "Great idea, you can serve it at my funeral."
chi-wei shen 4 years ago
Her reply was "Good idea, Nathan. You can serve it at my funeral."
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Bathing Is Important
Logic and Reason 4 years ago
If he’s that desperate to leave his country there is likely a very good reason for it. Also, not everyone can afford to take showers you privileged asshole.
*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 4 years ago
why would you even say that? I get it if it's a teenager trying to fake it and tell people fake s**t, but seriously? Why are you even bringing race into this? Are you really THAT desperate to be an asshole?
#88
Nice Stops When Your Actions Hurt Other People
Conrad Strucker 4 years ago
I don't know how I feel here. People should absolutely feel comfortable in their bodies as long as they are happy and healthy, but it is true that obesity is a health issue, especially in America.
YoyoSthlm 4 years ago
But being obese doesn't cause cancer in other people.
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Little Wonder 4 years ago
I know it's all very fun and cool to poke fun at fat people because there are so few people you're allowed to be openly hostile to, but the body positivity movement makes people feel better about themselves which means they feel more inclined to care about what they eat and how they move and guess what that means? So as much fun as it is to fatshame (admit it, you loooooove it), you're working against the very idea you think you're working toward. Making people feel like s**t does not equate to lifestyle choices you want them to make. Not that it's any of your business.
Izsabelle Norby 4 years ago
I don't feel in any way personally attacked... I just feel like this isn't all accurate. I see where they are coming from but there are illnesses or health factors that make it harder for people to lose weight and easier to gain it (pregnancy, thyroid issues, metabolism, etc...etc..) by no means should we glorify being unhealthy but we shouldn't disrespect people for being so...
*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 4 years ago
I can see how both sides here are and are not the asshole. Obesity is DEFINITELY a pretty big problem of the world, particularly in the US. That said, we should not shame people for it, because it's a lifestyle. Lifestyles tend to be hard to change. What we SHOULD be doing, and same with smokers, is encourage them to be healthier, and try to convince them to try to live a healthier life. Anorexia is a whole different story, since it's a mental illness as well as kind of an addiction and routine. Still, we should reach out to those who are trying to make a lifestyle change for the better, and try to help them reach their goals. We need to hold them accountable, not shame them for what they're having trouble changing.
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
The problem here is that the movement has gone too far. Fuller bodytypes should be considered normal, because they are. BUT as soon as there are health issues it isn't normal anymore. I'm sorry, but a body that is more wide then tall is not beautifull anymore.
Something 4 years ago
Yes, but when people are unhealthy, they should still be treated fairly. People who are obese and trying to lose weight face body shaming. They are mocked for wearing exercise clothes. Being shamed for weight only makes people depressed and stops them from doing anything about it.
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Demon Deadly Dragon 4 years ago (edited)
What about LisaGaming. LisaGaming destroyed peoples Bloxburg houses and recorded it to YouTube. The First time she covered up her username but the second time she forgot to and got banned from Bloxburg forever and what about ThatVeganTeacher who has done to many bad things to name here and now for the passed few months she has gotten dragged by both YouTube and TikTok their are YouTube Channels dedicated to making fun of ThatVeganTeacher this list should be more inclusive to non normie and let us add stuff. By the time I made this ThatVeganTeacher is still both YouTube and TikToks punching bag and she deserves it.
Demon Deadly Dragon 4 years ago (edited)
What about LisaGaming. LisaGaming destroyed peoples Bloxburg houses and recorded it to YouTube. The First time she covered up her username but the second time she forgot to and got banned from Bloxburg forever and what about ThatVeganTeacher who has done to many bad things to name here and now for the passed few months she has gotten dragged by both YouTube and TikTok their are YouTube Channels dedicated to making fun of ThatVeganTeacher this list should be more inclusive to non normie and let us add stuff. By the time I made this ThatVeganTeacher is still both YouTube and TikToks punching bag and she deserves it.
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