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Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
Let’s admit it, we all have a compartment in our brains where we keep all the fun stuff that we’ve once heard, read, or seen. Inside that compartment, there’s a smaller one dedicated entirely to funny movie quotes that, undoubtedly, opens up like Pandora’s box at the most inconvenient of times. Let’s say it’s your first day at a new job and you suddenly decide to greet someone with ‘Oh hi, Mark!’ Or maybe it’s your kid’s pet fish’s funeral, and somehow you choose to yell out ‘Hasta La Vista, baby!’ And God forbid you’ve decided to greet a cashier with Valar Morgulis, and now they think a public place is not where you are supposed to be. I, for one, upon hearing the word Royal, always, without even thinking, add in ‘with cheese’, and it is especially un-funny when the talk is about a real-life Queen. Well, funny to me because I know what I’m quoting, so it’s like an inside joke with myself.
We do not doubt that upon reading some of these funny quotes, you will feel a massive surge of nostalgia for the movies you watched decades ago, like Airplane!, Legally Blonde, and Ace Ventura. Thankfully, there’s this thing called the internet now, where you can always find your beloved movies to watch and re-watch them again and again. But the newer classics aren’t that far from these legends with quotable material, so you’ll also find hilarious quotes from Napoleon Dynamite, Guardians of the Galaxy, and 21 Jump Street. From very old movies to the newest, from comedies to thrillers, there’s always a witty quote that you just might use at one point or another.
So, dust off your brain compartment labeled ‘funny movie quotes,’ make some space for new material, and delve into our Compendium of Hilarity. Give your vote for one of these famous quotes, and don’t forget to tell your friends that fetch will never happen if they don’t read this article.
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." -The Insulting Frenchman to King Arthur when he and his knights arrive at the castle.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
“[While looking at a very large castle] Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?” — Shrek.
Shrek
Farquad looked amazingly like Michael Eisner, the CEO of Disney. He was not well liked.
Shrek: the film where the important lesson is to not judge or make fun of someone based on how they look, unless they’re short.
Well, I'm pretty he got made fun of because he was d**k, not because he was short.
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And in a kids movie. I didn't get the joke for a good, like, 5 years at least.
"It's just a flesh wound." — The Black Knight to King Arthur, after losing both arms in the heat of combat.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya to Vizzini after he utters "inconceivable" one too many times.
The Princess Bride
”I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six". I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.” - Guy Fleegman
Galaxy Quest
"Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up." - Korg.
Thor: Ragnarok
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."- Jessica Rabbit explaining her unfairly-earned reputation to Eddie Valiant.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
I rewatched this recently, and it was still awesome. The effects still hold up, what, 30+ years later?
"'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!" — Honey to Lucius Best, also known as the superhero Frozone, who wants to bail on dinner and save the world from imminent destruction.
Incredibles
“Honey” “Yea” “Where’s my super suit” “WHAT” “I SAID WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT”
“I am serious and don’t call me Shirley.” - Dr. Rumack responding to "Surely, you can't be serious.
Airplane!
"6:30, dinner with me—I can’t cancel that again" - The Grinch.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
"Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues." — Bruce Wayne.
Batman Begins
"I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s." — Deadpool.
Deadpool
"What do you mean, he don't eat no meat? That's okay, that's okay. I make lamb." — Aunt Voula.
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
It's true though, for centuries people believed lamb was grown as a plant (Google lamb of Tartary). Since it was considered a plant, it could be eaten during meat fasts. Of course, now it's been debunked, but it's an interesting concept!
Bob: "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."
Peter: "I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."
Office Space
“Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable.” - Mrs. White.
Clue
I hated her so much, it... flames. Flames, on the side of my face. Breathing... heaving breaths
"There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood to Jake as they try to make it to their gig on time.
The Blues Brothers
"That's it, Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!" — Mushu.
Mulan
“I’ll have what she’s having.” - Older Woman Customer to the waiter after witnessing Sally Albright fake an orgasm in the middle of Katz's Delicatessen.
When Harry Met Sally
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." - Lord Dark Helmet explaining his relationship—or lack thereof—to Lone Starr.
Spaceballs
“Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.“ - Drax.
Guardians of the Galaxy
"Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass Hysteria!" - Dr. Peter Venkman trying to explain what will happen to New York if an ancient evil makes its way out of a recently-discovered gateway to another dimension.
Ghostbusters
I've used this line in teachers meetings many a time to describe in whatever situations the district found itself.
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.” - Steven.
Airplane!
“Insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops.“ - Mortimer.
Arsenic and Old Lace
This is one of the funniest movies/plays EVER! And yup my favorite line too!!
"It's not a man-purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one." — Alan Garner defending his sartorial choices.
The Hangover
"Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” - Winifred Sanderson.
Hocus Pocus
"The best thing about visiting the President is the food! Now, since it was all free, and I wasn’t hungry but thirsty, I must’ve drank me fifteen Dr. Peppers." — Forrest Gump.
Forrest Gump
There’s shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That, that’s about it.
"Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: "Live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual."- Lydia.
Beetlejuice
"Earth is amazing! There are these things called farms. They put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow into food, like pizzas!" — The Captain.
Wall-E
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!" - President Merkin Muffley breaking up a physical altercation.
Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
“I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.” — Dory.
Finding Dory
"We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42." - Maura Ellis.
Sisters
“My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.”
“That’s just something ugly people say.” - Fletcher Reede.
Liar Liar
"What... How... Oh, look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs! Flies! Locusts! Anything but *you*! Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!" — Dr. Bey.
The Mummy
"My Girl, When Ramses Destroyed Syria, That Was An Accident. You Are A Catastrophe!"
"I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight." — Emily dishing on her new "diet."
The Devil Wears Prada
“Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.“ - Peggy.
The Mask
Nowadays, it is very complicated to find someone who will agree to live a mahoganymous relationship.
"He might be okay. [Beat. Huge explosion.] Well, no, probably not now." — Larry the cameraman after Phill Connors drives off a cliff with Punxastawney Phil.
Groundhog Day
"I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. [Someone catcalls her.] I object!" — Elle Woods, in her video essay application to Harvard Law School.
Legally Blonde
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." — Peter Clemenza giving instructions to a mafia henchman.
The Godfather
Tommy: “Does this suit make me look fat?“
Richard: “No, your face does.”
Tommy Boy
This entire list could just be Tommy Boy quotes and we'd all be happy.
"If this relationship is ever gonna work between us, I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it."— Batman.
The Lego Movie
"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness." - Jack Sparrow as he escapes a hallucination in which he's surrounded by versions of himself.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
"I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere." — Van Wilder dishing out some grade-A life advice.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
"Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!" - Wanda.
A Fish Called Wanda
Vanessa: “Your parents are probably wondering where you are.”
Juno: “Nah… I mean, I’m already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?”
Juno
"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather." - Phil Connors conveying his excitement about Punxsutawney Phil's forecast.
Groundhog Day
"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup." - Buddy.
Elf
“So, your body’s changing. Believe me, I know how that feels.” - Captain America.
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Because of course I want a sex education lecture from a 105 year old virgin.
“I hope that someday you’ll know the indescribable joy of having children and of paying someone else to raise them.” – Gomez to Uncle Fester on the joys of parenthood.
Addams Family Values
"If I'm not back in five minutes… just wait longer." - Ace Ventura.
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
“You got to put your behind in your past.“ - Pumbaa.
The Lion King
"There's no top part – I definitely remember Dad having a top part!" — Barley.
Onward
Cooper: “Humor, seventy-five percent.“
TARS: “Confirmed. Self destruct sequence in T minus 10, 9...“
Cooper: “Let's make that sixty percent.“
TARS: “Sixty percent, confirmed. Knock knock.“
Cooper: “You want fifty-five?”
Interstellar
“You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one on toast! “ - Winifred Sanderson.
Hocus Pocus
“Why don’t you make like a tree, and get out of here?” – Biff to George McFly in the diner.
Back to the Future
Simon Foster: ”It'll be easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy.”
Toby Wright: ”No, it won't. It'll be difficult-difficult-lemon-difficult. That is what it will be.”
In The Loop
"Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here." - Melvin Udall to Nora after she asks him to walk an injured neighbor's dog.
As Good As it Gets
"The first rule of leadership: everything is your fault" - Hopper.
A Bug’s Life
“Do you think when she goes to sleep, she counts herself?” - Nick Wilde.
Zootopia
"I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?" - Chastity.
10 Things I Hate About You
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal." - Kevin McCallister.
Home Alone
"Stupid is as stupid does." - Forrest Gump.
Forrest Gump
"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious." - Simone.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Yeah, but I shoot with this hand." — Jim, demonstrating his irrepressibly shaky hand to Sheriff Bart.
Blazing Saddles
"What is this? A center for ants?" - Derek Zoolander to Mugatu upon seeing a scale model of the literacy center named after him.
Zoolander
"We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for…. One million dollars." — Dr. Evil, after recently waking from decades-long cryogenic freezing, completely missing the concept of inflation.
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
“Brinkley is my dog. He loves the streets of New York as much as I do, although he likes to eat bits of pizza and bagels off the sidewalk and I prefer to buy them.” - Joe Fox
You've Got Mail
“Luckily, in the history of humanity, nothing bad has ever happened from lighting hydrogen on fire.” - Mark Watney about burning nitrogen and O2 to create water.
The Martian
“Eat my shorts.” - Bender.
The Breakfast Club
You know the funny thing here is, this reminds me more of those mismatched quotes you see sometimes, like "Use the force, Luke" - Spock (A Space Odyssey 2001). Thanks Simpsons and Futurama.
“Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!” - Detective Carter.
Rush Hour
"Martini. Gin, not vodka. Obviously. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth." — Eggsy schooling his bartender on the one-and-only way to make a martini.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
I think it was Hawkeye in MASH who mixed martinis from their own gin-ish homebrew (the spices were originally added to mask the horrible taste of inferiour distillation), without ice because they didn't have any, and using a compas to find the direction to face Vermont
“Yeah, if I wasn't terrified of heights, I'd probably love this. But I'm terrified of heights, so I don't love it!“ - Wasabi.
Big Hero 6
“If we’re going to pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid.” — Claire Foster.
Date Night
“..for the love of god will you put on a f*****g shirt” Phil Foster to Holbrooke Grant.
"There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch." - Nigel Powers during a tense meeting with his arch-rival, Goldmember.
Goldmember
Conner: "Ten seconds is an eternity, Harry. It's a third of the way to Mars."
Harry: "Conner, we've talked about this. Thirty Seconds to Mars is the name of a band. It's not a fact."
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
"Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!" - Vladislav.
What We Do In The Shadows
Bruce: "My hands are registered as lethal weapons. I accidentally kill you in a fight... I go to jail."
Cliff: "Anybody kills anybody in a fight, they go to jail. It’s called manslaughter."
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
"This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules." - Walter to Smokey when he steps over the line while bowling.
The Big Lebowski
Firmly in my top 10. My friend has this film in book form, written as a Shakespearean play. Utter genius made utterly more genius: Behold thy car, the Corvette, crimson-stain’d, And see what befalls sinners evermore. [He raises his sword, and smites the car] This befalleth when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks, Laurence! Understand’st thou? Dost thou attend me? Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence, when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks?! “See’st thou what happens, when thou firk’st a stranger twixt the buttocks?”
"I'm glad he's single, because I'm going to climb that like a tree." - Megan to Annie after meeting a tall man at a party.
Bridesmaids
I put a loaded gun in Dougie's carry-on, the TSA is going to just rip his ass apart.
Tomika: "So why don't you go on a diet?"
Dewey Finn: "Because I like to eat! Is that such a crime?"
School of Rock
"It's like I have ESPN or something." — Karen Smith telling Cady Heron about her fifth sense.
Mean Girls
"I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's not usually this much talking." - Spider-Man.
Captain America: Civil War
“One more clean shot to the head and that woman could’ve avoided becoming a human Happy Meal” - Columbus.
Zombieland
"It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage." - Indiana Jones to Marion Ravenwood on how he's aged.
Raiders of the Lost Ark
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - Dean Vernon Wormer to Flounder upon reviewing his grades.
National Lampoon's Animal House
"No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!" — Harry Dunne responding to a police officer ordering him to pull over.
Dumb and Dumber
“If we let you carry on running around town, you'll continue to be exceptional and we can't have that. You'll put us all out of a job.” - Met Chief Inspector.
Hot Fuzz
“I'm immune to 179 different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring.” - Rick Ford
Spy
"I'm a mog - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend." - Barf.
Spaceballs
"There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: babe, district attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy." - Elise to Dr. Morris Packman when he denies her more fillers.
The First Wives Club
“My mom, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.“ - Bridget.
Bridget Jones’s Diary
Reminds me of this line from Mermaids ( 1990 ) "A word about Mrs. Flax and food: the word is "hors d'oeurves". "Fun Finger Foods" is her main source book and that's all the woman cooks. Anything more, she says, is too big a commitment."
"[to all the werewolves] What are we? We’re… [All, together] We’re Werewolves, not Swear-Wolves." - Anton the Werewolf.
What We Do in the Shadows
“You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!” - Andy.
40 Year Old Virgin
“Holy testicle Tuesday! Hey maybe I'll give you a call some time. Your number still 9-1-1? Alrighty then.”
— Ace Ventura.
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
March: "Look on the bright side. Nobody got hurt."
Healy: "People got hurt."
March: "I'm saying, I think they died quickly. So I don't think they got hurt."
The Nice Guys
"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!" - Kirk Lazarus.
Tropic Thunder
“You dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat!“ - Lucky Day.
Three Amigos
I still use the " you son of a mother less goat" when I can't use swear words lol
“Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.” — Pete to Ben on the joys of married life.
Knocked Up
“…Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I’m the Dude, man.“ - The Dude.
The Big Lebowski
“Damned alligator just popped up, cut me down in my prime. He got me, but I tore one of that bastard’s eyes out though.” - Chubbs.
Happy Gilmore
"I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!" — Jenna Rink.
13 Going on 30
“If God was a city planner He would not put a playground next to a sewage system!” - Darald.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
"The plot thickens, as they say. Why, by the way? Is it a soup metaphor?" - Monsieur Gustave to Zero as they investigate a series of mysterious happenings in and around the hotel.
The Grand Budapest Hotel
If I had to guess, it's because it makes the book longer, and therefore thicker?
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam." - Buck Russell.
Uncle Buck
“I’m in a glass case of emotion!” - Ron Burgundy lamenting the supposed death of his dog, Baxter.
Anchorman
"McLovin? What kind of stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?"- Evan to Fogell on his choice of name on his fake I.D.
Superbad
"It's the first time I've ever seen you look ugly. And that makes me kind of happy." — Annie Walker justifying her tears of joy to Helen, her consistently impeccable rival.
Bridesmaids
"Our love is god. Let's go get a slushie." - JD to Veronica after picking her up from a bad date.
Heathers
"So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea." - King Jaffe Joffer to his son, Prince Akeem, on life's greatest lessons.
Coming to America
“I don't believe in hell. I believe in UNEMPLOYMENT, but not hell.“ - Michael Dorsey.
Tootsie
“I’ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got.” - H.I. McDunnough.
Raising Arizona
Rosie: “Love is the strongest thing in the world.”
Jojo: “I think you'll find that metal is the strongest thing in the world, followed closely by dynamite, and then muscles.“
Jojo Rabbit
LOL! Jacob, it’s a movie about a kid whose imaginary friend is Hitler. “Historical inaccuracies” ….hahahahahaha
Rod Kimble: “All great men have mustaches!“
Frank Powell: “Yeah, but real men actually grow them!“
Rod Kimble: “You know I have a hormone disorder!”
Hot Rod
“Thank God for the model trains. If they didn't have the model trains they wouldn't have gotten the idea for the big trains.” - Amber Cole
A Mighty Wind
“Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.” - Kip Dynamite.
Napoleon Dynamite
This is more than a little sick, but I always get a laugh out of the part where the farmer shoots a cow in front of a school bus full of kids
"Faulkner is cauc…asian. Well, they got that wrong, because you're obviously white." — Ricky Baker on the run with his uncle (Sam Neill), reading a wanted poster.
Hunt for the Wilderpeople
“Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey.” - Big Worm.
Friday
“People say, "You must have been the class clown". And I say, "No, I wasn't". But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him.” - Dr. Allan Pearl
Waiting for Guffman
“We consider ourselves bi-coastal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.”
"Don't point that gun at him. He's an unpaid intern." — Steve Zissou, defending his crew from pirates.
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
"Is that all he said?" — Bob Harris expressing surprise after a lengthy directive in Japanese is translated into "He wants you to turn, look in camera."
Lost in Translation
“Due to his “condition,” Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents in Palatka, Florida. And if there’s one thing worse than chlamydia, it’s Florida.“ - Olive.
Easy A
"Did Doogie Houser just steal my… car?" — Harold Lee reacting to Neil Patrick Harris, well, stealing his car.
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
“You once were a ve-gone. But now you will be-gone.” — Scott Pilgrim.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
"That is my least vulnerable spot." — Captain Renault to Rick Blaine when Rick points a gun at the captain's heart.
Casablanca
“Please. Have mercy. I’ve been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday.” - Neal Page.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
"My ex-husband described it as watching his favorite pub burn down.” - Dr. Rawling on childbirth.
Bridget Jones's Baby
“Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.“ - Tai.
Clueless
“Liking comic books is popular, environmental awareness, being tolerant. If I was just born ten years later, I would have been the coolest person ever.” — Officer Morton Schmidt.
21 Jump Street
“I'm very non-physically resourceful. I read a lot of intelligence, I read a lot of poems, and I've read all of the 'Hunger Games'.” - Nancy B. Artingstall.
Spy
"I know you've been embezzelin' my pizzas, and I will catch you eventually. And when I do, I swear ta God, you will neva deliver pizzas in this town again!" — Mr. Pizzacoli.
Dude, Where's My Car?
"Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?" - Royal Tenenbaum to Ari and Uzi after he's been banned from seeing his family.
The Royal Tenenbaums
"We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about." - Sherri Ann Cabot to interviewer on her relationship with her much-older husband.
Best in Show
Doug Butabi: “You can not take away our dreams.“
Steve Butabi: “Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.”
A Night At Roxbury
"You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore." - Andy ending his summer romance with Lindsay.
Wet Hot American Summer
Lester: “If you play your cards right, you could have my body.“
Halley Reed: “Wouldn't you rather leave it to science?“
Crimes and Misdemeanors
“Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want.“ - Ford.
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
“They sound like a baby blowing out birthday candles.“ - Terry.
The Other Guys
“I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.“ - Ted.
There's Something About Mary
“Mavis, I would keep all of this to yourself. I would find a therapist.”- Matt.
Young Adult
General Beringer: Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks. McKittrick: I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of sh*t. General Beringer: Oh, I was hoping for something a little better than that from you, sir. A man of your education. WarGames
Do you know what Nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an apropriote agent, personified in this case by an orrible c*nt. Me. - Brick Top - Snatch.
From Liar, Liar - Max testing his dad to see if he really can't lie: Max: Is wrestling real? Fletcher Reade: In the Olympics, yes. On channel 9, no.
“Hey laser lips! Your momma was a snowblower!”- Short Circuit
"K! You're back! Hey, someone said you were dead! You look good." - Worms in MIIB
"I thought you were dead." - John Fain to Jacob McCandles just before Fain dies. Hysterical culmination to a running gag throughout the movie Big Jake.
"Some things are not meant to be! Dogs shouldn't get on with cats, men shouldn't have ponytails, and your father is not meant to have a job!"—Nicole Watterson from The Amazing World of Gumball
"It's a skin disease. Not deadly, just unsightly. All the good diseases were taken." ~Medical Charity Fundraiser Lady, Dunston Checks In
Joe VS The Volcano, gal wants to get married before jumping into the volcano. He's not so sure. "What?" she asks, "it's a 30 second commitment!"
"You could not have made me the offer of your hand in any possible way that would have tempted me to accept it." Elizabeth to Mr. Darcy's first proposal - Pride & Prejudice
General Beringer: Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks. McKittrick: I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of sh*t. General Beringer: Oh, I was hoping for something a little better than that from you, sir. A man of your education. WarGames
Do you know what Nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an apropriote agent, personified in this case by an orrible c*nt. Me. - Brick Top - Snatch.
From Liar, Liar - Max testing his dad to see if he really can't lie: Max: Is wrestling real? Fletcher Reade: In the Olympics, yes. On channel 9, no.
“Hey laser lips! Your momma was a snowblower!”- Short Circuit
"K! You're back! Hey, someone said you were dead! You look good." - Worms in MIIB
"I thought you were dead." - John Fain to Jacob McCandles just before Fain dies. Hysterical culmination to a running gag throughout the movie Big Jake.
"Some things are not meant to be! Dogs shouldn't get on with cats, men shouldn't have ponytails, and your father is not meant to have a job!"—Nicole Watterson from The Amazing World of Gumball
"It's a skin disease. Not deadly, just unsightly. All the good diseases were taken." ~Medical Charity Fundraiser Lady, Dunston Checks In
Joe VS The Volcano, gal wants to get married before jumping into the volcano. He's not so sure. "What?" she asks, "it's a 30 second commitment!"
"You could not have made me the offer of your hand in any possible way that would have tempted me to accept it." Elizabeth to Mr. Darcy's first proposal - Pride & Prejudice
