30 People Share What Funny Things Their Moms Have Said In Response To Jimmy Fallon’s Challenge

I sent my mother roses on my birthday,,Told her thanks. Turned out she passed away the following spring. Dad told me she cried when she got the flowers. Best thing I ever did.

Alright then, on Mother’s Day you should give ME cards because I made you into a mother

Well, that is true.

On mother's day, I always remind my mum that it was me who made her into one, so she owes me! hahaha

I used to give my mom flowers on my birthday. She did the work. I could/should have kept that up. I think I'll start leaving flowers at the :)

CALL THE BURN UNIT WE GOT A CODE RED

I really LOVE your mum!

Sassy mom....nice.

I am going to remember that.

my mum dead

what now, like moms life is all about her kids now...you got yourself there, you get yourself out...like my mom use to say every time I was hanging of a cliff

Ask a stupid question, get a smart reply.

Dd I raise children stupid enough to go hanging off a cliff? would be my answer. Unfortunately, I think maybe I did sometimes...

I like their mom.

Nice

Along with " I brought you into this world, I can definitely take you out of it!"

You invaded her personal space for 9 months!! LOL

Well... She has a point there.

lol had a chuckle , great answer

My mom would say this

You should really avoid both!

Both come out of no where at night

Omg I always tell my kids to be careful of dickheads and perverts!

Sounds like my friend's mom's warning to "Watch out for drunks and bears."

But if you're driving, you only need to avoid the deer.

Reminds me of the story of the couple in their 90s who went to a marriage counselor. The husband says, "My wife and I notice that we aren't getting pleasure out of sex any more." The counselor is taken aback -- they're in their 90s! So he asks, "Umm, when did you first notice this?" And the wife replies, "First last night, and then again this morning."

Anyone else think Sydney looks a little too young to have a 93-year-old mother?

im 66, widowed for ten years, and i will steal and use this comment!!

Good reply.

Tell her I say - You go girl!

When we were kids my friend was over for dinner (sausage on a bun) and my dad said to my friend “open your buns so I can put some sausage in” and had no idea why my friend froze

She knows!

Savage.

Girl: uh what? Mom: laffs Son: omgomgomg I hope we die before we get home!

LOL

omg! reiminds me of the time i was having a seafood themed dinner party & my 4 yr old son saw i was making an octopus salad. he was interested & askedt what the little things with the dots were. i told him they were the tentacle of the octopus. he promptly marched to the other room & announced to my guest we were having testicle salad. everyone tried to be inconspicuous as they checked out their food.

I would move.

I'm crying with laughing so hard at this one!

Ball sack!!!!😂😂

Repeatedly my mother has asked my birthdate... I’d figure it’s something you’d remember.

My mother remembers that there are two years between her wedding and my birthday. Unfortunately she generally adds them to my birthday instead of taking them off. I learned to roll my eyes shortly after I learned to count. When I learned the facts of life, I learned to hide behind my own eyelids.

Ah wait, hold up, cause my a** just came back from Poland and the check-in was annoying as hell. We had to be careful with my name because my American passport had my middle name initial included in my first name, but my Polish passport didn't. It needs to be exact when you check in. The dates are switched, too. American: M/D/Y while Polish: D/M/Y.