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English is not an easy language to learn. An embarrassingly high number of native speakers frequently make spelling and grammar mistakes such as confusing there, their and they’re (I'm cringing just thinking about it...) or you’re and your. Yet somehow, English has become a global language, with about 400 million people speaking it as their first language and around 55 countries speaking it as their second language. But learning a new language is always a challenge; there is no way to avoid awkward grammar mistakes and sounding like a toddler in the beginning. When we meet non-native speakers, we must be non-judgmental and sympathetic. We understand how difficult English is, so we appreciate any effort to speak it.

It’s a different ball game when we encounter typos in written texts though, right? Then it’s fair game to laugh. (I mean, menus and signs don’t have feelings, do they?) Let us introduce you to the Engrish subreddit. With over 668k members, this group is dedicated to finding the most hilariously incorrect English texts from around the world. Anything from bumper stickers to product descriptions can be found on Engrish, and they are painfully hilarious to fluent speakers. So enjoy this list we’ve compiled at Bored Panda of some of the best English faux pas from around the world, and be sure to check out our last publication on the same topic “hear”.

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#1

Big Sad

Big Sad

knowoneunknown , Talha Tariq Report

Lily Lu
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good joke, but not true. Mori’s term as prime minister of Japan ended in April 2001, nearly eight years before Obama became President of the United States, they never met in Washington.

Zero
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This. It's a very slightly modified version of what really did happen with Bill Clinton when he met one of the guys associated with the finding of the Terracotta Warriors (controversy over his involvement).

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Nika De Beer
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor guy, he was trying his best

Jojo Armani
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hear crickets in the room…

Lili Octopus
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the then and now photos. As if the incident alone accounts for the ageing.

Stranger Sings
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to restrain from laughing in class from this

Wise beauty
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok but I would probably do the same

Nolgoth
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel the secondhand embarrassment hard lol. He probably even practiced right before the handshake in his head too. Sometimes mouth and brain just arent in sync, on top of that saying something properly in another language adds more difficulty

Rod Egret
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least he made the effort. How many US presidents make the effort to speak a few words in the local language when they are visiting?

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Despite how common it is for people to speak at least a little English, it is widely regarded as one of the most difficult languages to master. There are many reasons why it’s so tricky, but a common difficulty non-native speakers cite is the use of idioms. As English speakers, we use so many phrases that are not to be taken literally. We often don’t realize it, but idioms are a dime a dozen in English. We’ve got to remember to cut non-native speakers some slack when they’re trying to wrap their heads around this crazy language.

Other common frustrations people find with the English language are homophones, homographs, and homonyms (oh my!). Homophones are words that sound the same but are different in meaning or spelling. For example, I want to hear you play music here at home. They're going to be there any minute now. Homographs are spelled the same, but differ in meaning or pronunciation. For example, on your birthday, I will present you with a present. I’m going to record an album to sell at the record store. My garden produces produce. You get the idea. And lastly, homonyms can be either or even both. Yeah, that explanation is even confusing for me. We can just agree to ignore homonyms...

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    #2

    While It's An Obvious Mistranslation, I Feel Like Those Areas Should Become A Thing

    While It's An Obvious Mistranslation, I Feel Like Those Areas Should Become A Thing

    TommyVe , observendespise Report

    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's trying to say 'don't dump trash here', but this is extremely hilarious.

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went ahead and dumbed anyway. My plan was to claim ignorance.

    chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sigh, why can't I dumb there?

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a sign like that on my cubicle

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    English creates varying challenges depending on the learner’s native language. One issue many find with English is the level of formality can be unclear. As the United Language Group explains on their site, “Languages like Spanish, Korean, and Japanese have different verb conjugations based on the level of formality.” It can be very challenging to learn the appropriate vocabulary used in various situations when communicating in English. 

    Next, due to the vast amount of English speakers worldwide, dialects can be hard to navigate. The United Language Group notes that, “Standard American English is different than British English, which is also different than Australian English.” Each country also contains a multitude of dialects and accents, causing confusion for native speakers as well.

    #3

    QuincyDental Report

    Pat Head
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where you can purchase impasta... I will see myself out.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only works if the only customers going in and coming out wearing trench coats and sunglasses.

    chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm. what fishy business do you have around here

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trout, bass, tuna, whatever fish appeases you

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    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally truth in advertising

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No-one would photoshop an "S" in place of the leading "A", would they?

    Barbara Cochrane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! I would love to shop there. Wonder if they sell aviator style sunglasses a la CIA?

    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole entire market is sus.

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    #4

    F**k You David

    F**k You David

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    19 was a difficult age for David.

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He couldn't hold it in till he left the pool for the loo..

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    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The previous 18 David's knew how to behave.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he leave a little something in the pool?

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The AI in the David-19 model thought it was amusing to electrify the pool. The humans would dance so cute.

    Thalia Lovering
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The previous 18 situations had already given David a very bad reputation.

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    Speaking from my own experience as a native Texan who has also lived in California, Northern England and Southern England, English is not "just English". I have made a fool out of myself more times than I would like to admit because I didn’t know what a “jumper” was in England or that the word “pants” in England does not mean the same thing that it does in Texas. (The word I was looking for was trousers, and the thing they thought I was mentioning was what I call underwear…) Knowing that I've had a hard time navigating vocabulary in the same language I’ve spoken my entire life, I feel a lot of empathy for those trying to tackle this behemoth of a language.

    #5

    Merry Christmas

    Merry Christmas

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the joke about the dyslexic devil worshipper. He sold his soul to Santa.

    Dadolwch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy this wrapping paper.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sees you when you're sleeping... he knows when you're awake...hail Satan.

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    #6

    Coco-Colo

    Coco-Colo

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    Isabella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Between Peepi and Spripe, I would go for Coco Colo. 😁

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't fit here. This is not an English language issue. This is done on purpose to avoid copyright violation.

    Tami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're right. I've noticed the same thing on product labels you see in some TV shows, such as The Big Bang Theory.

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    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Convenient. Drink your coco-colo with your stripe and you'll need to go peepi.

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with the spelling? It's right all right

    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this takes the cake for me, I would gladly get one of these.

    Micaela Di Martino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are a million times better than the originals would've been,😂😂😂😂

    Vishal Naidu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All right, which of you busters drank my last Peepi?

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    Another reason English can be so challenging is because often, grammar “rules” just go out the window. My elementary school teachers drilled into my head rules such as “I before E except after C” (to remember how to spell words such as piece and receive), but it’s simply not always true. What about words like protein and leisure? Past tense verbs are hard to remember as well, because they don’t always follow the “just add -ed to the end” rule. We danced and dined, but we also drank, ate and sang. There are countless instances in English of the grammar rules proving to be less than 100% effective. 

    #7

    Unfortunately Misspelt

    Unfortunately Misspelt

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    WickedWeliSteph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo did anyone else see what I did or is my mind just in the gutter? 'I thrust in you' and the number plate jis lord?... me thinks this person knows exactly what they're doing hahahahahaha thrusting and jising all over the place

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw that. I’m in the gutter with you

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the license plate that really does it.

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    READ ALERT! THE BP CENSORSHIP MISSED A DODGY WORD!

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the last time Jesus got nailed wasn't that pleasant for him....

    Hot dog with Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know Jesus was getting around good for him

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or could just be a dude's declaration of love for some dude called Jesus.

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thrust, ur not thrusting, am i too shushpicious to you?

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    #8

    World’s Worst Superhero Goes To

    World’s Worst Superhero Goes To

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the superhero we want but the superhero we need.

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a turd.. its a flush.. Its Toiletman!! *theme music*

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    Birgit M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …does whatever a toilet can?

    Tami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flushing down the evils of the world, it's Toiletman!

    Kevin Teng
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once, I found a Chinese deck of playing cards at my home, where Joker was misspelled as Jocker...

    Molybd3num
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No toilet man is with his Two best friends, Poop man and Pee man he cant save the world without them

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His secret lair is called The Crapper!

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe this is where Toiletman lives

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    #9

    Satanise

    Satanise

    Flip-the-Grid , CerebralGladiator Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you got a goat I can sacrifice?

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opposite of holy water, at least if you have a papercut.

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sign in my local corner store said 'please sanctify your hands'

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’m holy so i shall boil the hell out of them instead! *humphs and pours boiling soup on hands*

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satanize ur hands here, sell them, he will use them for his deeds

    -Beep-
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'll get the candles...

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    Another fun quirk of English is how many words look like they should rhyme but are pronounced differently. Let me give you some examples: cough, though, tough, through. I’d like to hear the rule teachers use to try to justify words like that. On the contrary, words like bed, said and read do rhyme. Just thinking about these words is starting to give me a headache, so I’m going to take a break. And we'll move onto the wonderful world of silent letters...

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    #10

    Children Approved!

    Children Approved!

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's not what it looks like! I can explain! The supermarket told me to!"

    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am Chinese here and the word for 'dry' and *f**k* has the same Chinese word, hence it's literally translated as 'f**k vegetables'. It's still extremely hilarious.

    KK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am also Chinese :) and I agree that it's hilarious

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gan4 strikes again! (Gàn - gan4 "to do, to work, to f*ck (coll.)" - and gān - gan3 "dry, clean, dried food" share the same character: 干. Some poorer translation software mixes them up with as seen hilarious result.)

    Emma A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zuccini, cucumbers and eggplant have their own special isle

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where they keep the extra large carrots and parsnips!

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so that's where the eggplants and zucchinis are!

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww yeah that zucchini feels good….. now for that plant based meat

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that butcher aisle? I would love that.

    theoneandonlynoira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No.......don't.........please imagine a baby with lettuce for hair or whatever.

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    #11

    Genital Reminder

    Genital Reminder

    vanshika237 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My genitals change daily, this is of great help to me.

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As do mine. "Genital reminders" are such a timesaver.

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    Electric Mayhem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm somewhat shocked that BP doesn't censor the word 'genital'. If they're not careful we'll all turn into a bunch of degenerates after being exposed to this kind of smut./s

    Blatidae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was feeling under the weather a few years back and got a lovely text from my other half saying 'hope you feel better, Sally sends you genital squeezes'. I doubt his work colleague intended her virtual offer of comforting hugs to come across like that... still, cheered me up...

    Emma A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir mustn't be premature.

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to copy this and send to my husband just to see his response

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I join early, huh? What you gonna do about that?

    Dawnaeh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and please try not to ejaculate the meeting prematurely.

    Emily M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A restaurant near me has "carnalized onions" on their door dash menu and it gets me every time

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be confused with criminalised onions

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    #12

    I Also Crode

    I Also Crode

    LittleBlueJellyfish Report

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn you onion cutting ninja, making us crode.

    Trevor Nicholson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they think this was the conjugation? Makes me feel better about my French lessons because wow. Crode.

    Mika N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of is ride, rode for the last one, not sure about crew!

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    Princess Tootie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Croding laughing right now.

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    English is by no means the only language featuring silent letters (anyone who took French in college knows the silent letter struggle well). But they are quite common in English. Countless words end in silent e's for some reason: have, bake, excite, desire, etc. But many words feature silent letters in the beginning or middle as well: psychology, doubt, listen, debt, subtle, design, foreign, etc. Then there is the complication of confusing letter combinations. Both letters help to create a sound, but not what would be expected at first glance. I'm talking about words like physics, enough, burn, great, etc. We're used to these words, but when you really stop to think about them, the spelling is questionable.

    #13

    Reminds Me Of The Snake Island Soldiers

    Reminds Me Of The Snake Island Soldiers

    isuckl0lz Report

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only after church. I am a lady, afterall.

    Sam Lin
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am Chinese,I would say,this one has got to be intentional,but really funny.🤣"周日"means Sunday,"公"can both mean"public"and"man/male","休"means "holiday /day off",so"周日公休"can both mean"Sunday is public holiday"and"man is off on Sundays"🤣🤣

    Aussie panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So good to hear the actual translation! We need this for all of them!!

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    Emma A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm can't hang washing on Sunday but this seems like a fun alternative.

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sunday is my day to recover from all the fu*king i did to myself Mon-Sat

    Oh go fuck off
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don’t need your permission but thanks for the encouragement

    Debbie Barnes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And on Mon-Sat too... Ha, ha, ha..

    Mrs.C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only on Palm Sunday.👋🏼

    Pete from Cali. USA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, this church is encouraging it! Let's join this church!

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    #14

    But Can You Download A Car?

    But Can You Download A Car?

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading fish is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences."

    dieFledermaus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was incredibly specific. Would you like to talk to our lord Jisman?

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    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand arabic and honestly, i think the problem is they translated this by letter

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing how all of these still end up making perfect sense

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see uploading fish, that kind of makes sense, but what would you be doing when you download fish...emptying your fishtank into the sea?

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    Hot dog with Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well of course what if it gave you a virus

    Rachel Benge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like I've illegally downloaded a few fish.... I'm sunk. I was hooked by the title but now I know I'm a criminal. Oh cod.

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dang, their technology is very advanced

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For goodness sake, don't screen capture them either!

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    #15

    What The Hell?

    What The Hell?

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    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be shy, insert with all your might

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what they meant when they said "I thrust in jesus"??

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she does not like it when I do that?

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please wait until erection is complete

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    A common mistake anyone can make in English is malapropism. This is when someone unintentionally misuses or distorts a word or phrase, often substituting it for another word that sounds similar but means something else. It’s what’s happening in a lot of the Engrish posts, but it is common among native speakers as well. For example, someone might say “I’m weary of strangers” when the word they were looking for was wary. Or as Mike Tyson famously said, “I might just fade into Bolivian.”

    #16

    I Need A Lot Of This

    I Need A Lot Of This

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    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so make sure to be nice, or instead of santa in classes, it’ll be krampus on campus

    InfiniteZero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Krampus is the hero of Christmas. Watch American Dad! and all will be revealed.

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    GetKrilled
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You better be good or Santa will feed your presents to the reindeer.” “He knows where you live.” “hE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING.”

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's an eye in the sky, bringing swift judgement

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    Laura Watts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally normal in house with kids

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a couple people I’d like to buy that for.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend: "So how was the Xmas family get together?" Me: "It was Christmas bag of threats."

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoy this bag that threatens you every time you did sumn naughty, the perfect to become on the nice list

    Dadolwch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for the mean drunk in your family!

    Mrs.C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's what's wrapped in the Satan gift in the earlier posts.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A normal Christmas in my family.

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    #17

    Well, How Long Is It Going To Take??

    Well, How Long Is It Going To Take??

    RoughMarionberry5 Report

    Moxxidude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll put this sign up the next time I go camping and pitching a tent.

    aceofspades
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, damn, when i was going through puberty my entire bed was a camping ground than.

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    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's in progress for four hours or more, call your doctor.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a contractor in my town who named his company "The Quick Erection Company". English was not his first language, so there was always debate about if the double entendre was intentional...

    Emma A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's one solution to booste staff morale.

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it is crossed out, I think the sign is tracking the direction of the progress.

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    Tam Tran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I used to work at a construction site, and when they installed the girders, they used this word: erecting the girder.

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, there was a toy called Erector Set. You could build bridges among other things with piece that looks like steel trusses, girders, etcetera. Out of the many construction signs in the set, I never saw one like the one above. Maybe that was in the advanced set? lol

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    Meami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This place actually is a front for black market Viagra.

    Stephanie Ladd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it says "during construction do not use" so I'm assume they're "erecting" the building which would make total sense if the word erect didn't automatically get associated wihrth somethungnñ666

    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to get ready for furious insertion...

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    #18

    Guys, Sorry We Don't Have A Washroom For You

    Guys, Sorry We Don't Have A Washroom For You

    billgggggg Report

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind the fact they point the same way, so two signs is redundant

    Terese
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Memale seems pretty fair. Let’s start basing words for men off words for women.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one!! Memale!! Can we just keep this word? Please???

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    survivalrhino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowadays, ya needs a playbook to tell the players

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I read mermaid and had this whole image of tails and-- oh nvm

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    Despite all of the oddities of the English language, so many people worldwide are speaking it, so it can't be impossible to learn. Here are some of the reasons why English is easier to learn than some other languages. The first reason is due to accessibility. English speakers are almost everywhere nowadays, and English classes can be taken in person in many countries and online from anywhere. Need more exposure to the language? Hop on Youtube and there are millions of videos in English. Want to watch a movie or TV show? Over half of the content on Netflix is in English. While it doesn't make the actual language any simpler, increasing your exposure to English is much easier than say, Swedish or Polish.

    #19

    My Kind Of Apples

    My Kind Of Apples

    SinisterVeteran Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that pineapple juice literally digests you with its acids, I'd say this is accurate.

    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is very acidic yes. Almost like it should come with a sticker that says “Take with food” or “do not take on an empty stomach”

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every apple is a painapple.... if you throw it hard enough

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Particularly if you try to eat the top.

    Hot dog with Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    14 year olds after seeing this post I'm in painapple but the apple is silent😭

    Lucifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That apple only pains when you put it in wrong places.

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Dadolwch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don't peel the pineapple before eating it...

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    #20

    Yes Please

    Yes Please

    only_here_for_memes7 , Kawaiipettv Report

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The acquisition of the wife is free, but the maintenance costs will probably bankrupt you

    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the legendary 'free wife'.

    Scotira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a man I would be VERY suspicious of this offer! Since when does a.... (never mind, I'll just stop here) 🤣😇

    Ashe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Will she love me tho?

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    #21

    My Favorite One I've Seen In Korea So Far

    My Favorite One I've Seen In Korea So Far

    carelesscarby Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fallism, addiction to falling where there is a risk

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have throwism, similar to fallism but throwing in stead of falling

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    Julia Winfield
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought I was clumsy. Turns out I have Fallism. Nice to have that validated.

    Kittymisfit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each line has 4 syllables. They're spouting some poetry there!

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a political ideology attempting to legislate for autumn to be all year long.

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    InfiniteZero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't judge me, but I am fallphobic. Sorry if this offends you.

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not falling for this folderol.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suppose I fail to fall, is that failism?

    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a fall There is a risk Do not approach You'll slip a disc

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    The grammar in English is also relatively simple. English does not have gendered nouns, like French and Spanish for example, and has no cases or word agreement to worry about. Articles are also pretty easy to remember: a, an and the. In general, the grammar is simpler than many languages, like German or Hungarian. While mastering English can take many years, acquiring a basic level of English to use when traveling is possible for anyone.

    #22

    Holiday In Jail (Sure)

    Holiday In Jail (Sure)

    TemporaryAccount-tem Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody happy, fish happy, hooman happy, we all happy =)

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Mr J Guarantee” it too!

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fish are friends, not food." -Bruce

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know who Mr. J is, and how exactly he can guarantee a three year holiday in jail...Mr. Judge maybe?

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fish are friends not food. Nemo anyone?

    Lili Octopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should like to discuss this further with Mr. J Guarantee.

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    #23

    Sausage In The Father-In-Law

    Sausage In The Father-In-Law

    ZhenDeRen , Bromberg Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's not what it looks like! I can explain!"

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did manage to make both ends meat!! FIL wasn't too thrilled, tho..

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    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sausage in the father in law and hotdog in the uncle in law

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they got the patty wrong, too. Should be pierogi for the first one and pie for the second.

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one should be pies, also. Pierori is generally reserved for polish dumplings (although the Russian word for "pies" is "pierogi" :) )

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    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honey, i love him. he loves me. we told your mom and she’s ok. maybe you two could hit it off! *guy makes out with dad”

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Not putting sausage in the father in law. But I have to say that Patty’s certainly getting her share of food here. Wait! Oh no! Say it isn’t so! Dare I say it? Yes I do, and here it is: Sausage Patty… I’ll see my self out.

    Vladimir Bozic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Slavic language speaker, this is too good! 😂😂😂😂

    Scotira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went and tracked down one of our russian speaking guys, to ask him if he knew what that was. He had a bit of a hard time to explain it to me, as english is not his first langage. In the end he used google translate and we almost fell over laughing as the "father in law" bit came up as translation instead of dough. 🤣🤣

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    commie pinkofag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So, Babe, does your Dad like, work out a lot?"

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when this was on the Graham Norton show? And Stanley Tucci was absolutely helpless with laughter!

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    #24

    Damn I Just Sold My Soul

    Damn I Just Sold My Soul

    VespaLimeGreen Report

    Rale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Душа in this case means person. Also, this word can be used as word for soul. Translated: Price is 200 rubies per person.

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope! Here "Душа" is the genitive case of the Russian word "Душ" which means shower. But accidentally the genitive case of the word "Душ" is spelled the same as the nominative case of the word "soul" - hence the confusion in the translation. The correct translation would be "Cost of shower service."

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    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a price of taking a shower there

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Times have been hard even for satan.

    Lara M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google Translate strikes again!

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i eat taco bell then my soul will already be gone

    PADNA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO google translated "dush" (shower ) as soul (dusha) 😂

    Ms. Who
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love how the woman only get one leg

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    Another great way to learn English is through apps like Rosetta Stone and FluentU. They provide learners with detailed explanations of concepts that they won't pick up through watching American shows and movies. Learning a language requires a combination of methods and sources of exposure, but having English lessons accessible on learners' cell phones is a great advantage of living in this technological age.

    #25

    Mhm Tasty Carpet...

    Mhm Tasty Carpet...

    Pfirsich00 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about rugmunching?

    kasei10
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm sorry sir, fellatio only in this establishment."

    Justin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to believe this isn't a translation error but an actual warning.

    Bored Turtle Princess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also have the feeling that's what happened here. No way anyone would translate like that unintentionally in a airport sign.

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    Kashish S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is written eating on floor is prohibited

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is because the carpet tastes better, and is more nutritious than the "food" served on board

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw man, everywhere i go i cant proceed with my passion, eating carpets

    Enamelcamel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *disappointed lesbians sigh dramatically*

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I still eat the tile though?

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    #26

    The Anti-Paul Department Should Be Held Responsible For This

    The Anti-Paul Department Should Be Held Responsible For This

    isuckl0lz Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the bottom one supposed to be meatball? But, meatpaul is better ˙ ͜ʟ˙

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. The bottom one has something to do with Strawberry Fields and a picture of four guys crossing a specific road (the clock is running to see who gets the references first—-and which side of 50 years old they are—-GO!)

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told you I was ill.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My condo lenses to you. I will keep you in my tots and pears. On second thought that doesn't sound good.

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beatles fans and their conspiracy theories....

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn me on dead man, turn me on dead man...

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    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well did you think we were gonna eat him alive? that’s gross and you’ll get salmonella trust me

    S.D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reads meat ball but the word meat "ميت" means dead in Arabic hence the confusion in translation.

    aceofspades
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh shite, we got the wrong paul.. call the paul department for a replacement.

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    #27

    Ok I Am Just Gonna

    Ok I Am Just Gonna

    billsaysno , Ma3Route Report

    Lucifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an impossible situation. To pay the fee I have to exist, but as soon as I exist it's too late to pay the fee. They really don't want anyone to park here.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schrodinger's parking lot.

    Jesse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh yes, the Parking Paradox

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I have some debt after all

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, welp, too late, it's not like i wanted to anyway

    Kiki’sNotLookingBack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who else clicked upvote to change the points to 223? Some people just want to watch the world burn 🙀😹😂😂

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    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So i have to pay for parking fee for my unborn children by predicting where I'll be going and how many times? Simple math.

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    I think this list makes it clear that, while Google translate can be an invaluable tool for quick searches when traveling, it cannot always be trusted. English is a complex (and sometimes infuriating) language, so it's no surprise that comedic errors like these happen so frequently. And thank goodness they do because they're hilarious.

    Upvote all of your favorite English errors, then let us know in the comments: what's the funniest English mistake you've ever seen (or produced)?

    #28

    Would I Have Seizures When I Eat That Salad?

    Would I Have Seizures When I Eat That Salad?

    thisiscubes Report

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can kinda see through the circle… is that cheese nut above the salad I see?

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm wondering if Sancochos is a Middle-Eastern food, or a crazy misspelling....

    Iván Galarraga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me is weirder cos' in my country (Venezuela) sancocho is a kind of soup

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    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh my favorite, they have those. One delicious Durm Stick plz!

    GetKrilled
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be almost kind of make sense. Julius Caesar, in Shakespeare’s play, has seizures. Maybe he was actually Julius Seizure back then. And this is the only menu that got it right.

    Stranger Sings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m stupid. I’m going through this post for the second time and I just now realized that it’s supposed to be Caesar salad..

    Rachel Benge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don't want seizures mom, that's why I'm so unhealthy!

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we have to have a physical exam before eating this?

    Cathy Comfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a minute on the seizure salad ... still a bit shaky on that.

    Viv Hart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are the Sancocho's ingredients, please?

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    #29

    Have To Have Good Senses To Use This Rc Boat

    Have To Have Good Senses To Use This Rc Boat

    Wingle-Wangle Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes i can hear the smell, but i can smell a sound here somewhere..

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can smell sounds and hear colors

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    Geeki Nikki
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ty! I was thinking but where are the drugs? And do you take 'em before you start assembly? Or like during? Probably before...

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No-one's gonna comment on the pure evil of this product?

    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daniel, I have seen this 3x now ... all baffled over WTF this could possibly be for. It just hit me, to scare the living $][!+ out of people!!!

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A project for anyone suffering from synaesthesia, perhaps?

    Michelle Brandt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a smell! Oh wait, hear the smell? *sigh* back to step one.

    Moxxidude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shoulda smelled just what I heard!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard the smell last night when my gf let rip on the balcony!

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    #30

    A Couple Years Ago, My Brother Went To Taiwan And I Gave Him A Holy Mission Of Bringing Me The Worst Engrish He Could Find. He Returned With This Shirt

    A Couple Years Ago, My Brother Went To Taiwan And I Gave Him A Holy Mission Of Bringing Me The Worst Engrish He Could Find. He Returned With This Shirt

    AlienDayDreamer Report

    Puppeteer Saint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone translate? I need an adult.

    Lijo Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was this even supposed to mean 😭

    Brian bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your brother nailed his task!

    Emma A
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *clap clap clap clap*

    Elias Meyers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    q is for qooky and kooy is for mi

    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it's "Q is for qooky das gud enuff 4 mi". Lots of people get the lyrics wrong.

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    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes we just need a little help in arking our parly

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Cookie's real name?!?

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    #31

    It’s A Misunderstanding . . . Jerk Store

    It’s A Misunderstanding . . . Jerk Store

    Baller2869 Report

    Pink Dahlia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell me how to live my life.

    C.Douglas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In highschool my baseball team got caught in traffic next to someone doing this. He saw us see him and followed us for a while. It was bizarre

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two hands on the wheel at all times!

    R Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keeps me awake driving long distance

    Joryen Bixler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dude is rocking that mustache though

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you jerk and drive youll get whats coming to you

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, please think first

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    #32

    He Is Very Distab

    He Is Very Distab

    Proffessional_Human , MaasSaw Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not distab this poor gentleman, his wife distabs him enough already

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I distab him anyways?

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    Nika De Beer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know what that was supposed to say

    Bored Turtle Princess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't disturb, I'm married. I'm already very disturbed."

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    MonicaChicagoGal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 23 years of marriead I'm pretty distab too.

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    #33

    Ah, Yes, Very Angry

    Ah, Yes, Very Angry

    -kuir Report

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said baked, not fried b***h!

    TheNewJenBrady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angry Potato is Toiletman's faithful superhero sidekick

    Christofer B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically not wrong, just out of context. Lost in translation.

    adiiantryx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the much awaited sequel to angry birds is here, bringing us home to civil unrest as the potatoes come to life!

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brave potato got angry no-one understands its experience in the war.

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a while back Burger King had the Angry Whopper- supposedly spicy hot - my son tried it and declared it mildly annoyed and but not at all angry. He was about 9 at the time.

    survivalrhino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be angry too if somebody took a picture where you looked like that

    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite kind, particularly if they're angry enough to froth with butter and sour cream

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    #34

    Any Ideas On How To Make One?

    Any Ideas On How To Make One?

    MagicAnes Report

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just tell her these exact words: “not only insects, fishes, mammals, amphibians, reptiles, fungi, mushrooms, plants, ferns, and bacteria and viruses, i’ve got arachnids too.” makes me scream

    aceofspades
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm...not only insects, fishes, mammals, amphibians, reptiles, fungi, mushrooms, plants, ferns, and bacteria and viruses, i’ve got arachnids too.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of an episode of Blockbusters where the contestant answered "Orgasm" to a question which should have had the answer "Organism" and Bob Holness replied with "For reasons which I'm not going to go into, I am unable to accept that answer". :D

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...you want to make an organism, make it female, then make it scream your name. Have fun, buddy.

    CookieCrump
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And tell me she loves her in private

    Shazz Winchester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't laugh at work, but you know what. I just did.

    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For more instructions, contact doctor Frankenstein

    Josh Stevenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just add two x chromosomes and stir vigorously.

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    #35

    It’s Never To Late To Train Your Koochie Grandma

    It’s Never To Late To Train Your Koochie Grandma

    Wifestealer1995 Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, Gramar, oh the Irony

    Hermione
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mum can I please go to BM Sharm? I want to work on my gramer and prounciasion and develop my persanality. I trust these guys to kooch me.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to go and correct that with a red pen.

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kooching near Petrol Pump.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So don't blame the English language learner; you have no idea whether their gramer and vocabalary kooch is to blame.

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, my persanality does need some development.

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *too late (sorry. couldn't resist given the topic at hand.)

    Beeps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They ought to add “spuhrrrling” to their list.

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    #36

    I Don't Remember The Doctor Calling It That

    I Don't Remember The Doctor Calling It That

    mikeymiggz Report

    Lukas-not-Luca (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about "fetal heart custody" tbh

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a bad translation indeed. Foetal Heart Monitoring Unit.

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    Kim Irving
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we ignoring the "Fetal Heart Custody"???

    Sam Lin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "监护"can mean "custody ", “monitor”or "ward ",here should be “fetal-heart monitoring unit”.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m worried about the Fetal Heart Custody as well!

    Clarf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fetal heart custody? Someone has custody of the fetus's heart?

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems redundant given they already have a Gynaecology dept.

    Teresa Stabler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No because the exams are done in observation room.

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    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more worried about the doctor that takes custody of fetal hearts.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What translation software were they using to get that? 阴道 is very much the formal medical term.

    commie pinkofag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting custody of the kid's heart. My ex can have the rest.

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    #37

    I’ll Try Anything Once!

    I’ll Try Anything Once!

    bdag1995 , PA12345 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too salty for my liking.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably sold in very suspicious supermarket.

    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever that semen belongs to needs to see a doctor

    Kevin Teng
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's supposed to say Sesame

    kasei10
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit blacker than I'm used to, it might be off...

    Jen&Tonic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The taste varies from guy to guy.

    Shane S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, I’m getting notes of Pineapple?

    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..Is no-one going to talk about the colour?

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    #38

    Yes, I Want It

    Yes, I Want It

    DonSenbernar Report

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fudge in the a$$. Lemonade is in the front, sir.

    Jesse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My a$$ produces lemonade at times though

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    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone's interested, it's supposed to be "choice/selection of". Literally "in assortment".

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you lemons you make lemonade and put it in your ass

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Juice Ya 😁😁😁😁😁

    Mikey Kliss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took spanish in college and used a translator app to understand what was being said during. a video we had to watch. It said "Tea is poured directly into the a**s". I quit using the app after that

    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated from yes to 'kind' to 'in the ass' pretty damn fast

    Londo Cotto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Its not so much the lemonade is the problem, its more the umbrellas and twisty straws . . . ."

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    #39

    I Have No Words

    I Have No Words

    Silverstreamdacat Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You taking the pith out of my lithp?

    Moxxidude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey guyth, I jutht finithed the elevator labelth, anything elth?

    Anjelika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they got 1 put of 4 , something is something

    MO SALAH
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i saw a 3st floor in thailand

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    #40

    “Frew”

    “Frew”

    notsciguy , Fixon Dennis Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking "Threw" and her explanation just made it worse. She means fried.

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be ridiculous, threw is the past tense of thry..

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a tough language. She's trewing her hardest, people.

    Galaxie French
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought she was saying about how he threw them at her lmao but that just makes it even worse for how she is explaining it

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just when I thought it was annoying enough that people cant do contractions to save their fûckin lives, some are apparently coming out of the woodwork with worse grammatical fûckery

    Quasar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair, if enough people use it then it technically does become a word, English is amazing

    Kallen Kneeland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In her defense, the past tense of FLY is FLEW, and FLY sounds like FRY and is spelled in the same manner . . . English sucks to learn!

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other day I frew up some chicken.....it came out better than the bbq of the little fat boy.

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    #41

    I Bet He's Got A Degree In Bud Light

    I Bet He's Got A Degree In Bud Light

    EzNameMark Report

    Moxxidude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * Please note: Bud Light Vacseen reduces contact with the opposite sex, is shown to increase racial outbursts, diminish IQ & possible side effects may include painting your vehicle in Pride colours.

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's already "pragnent" . When zoomed in, it looks like he's probably about 8 months along.

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be hard to be an intelligent person from the south because this is what represents them so much of the time.

    Amy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I promise you we're not all this stupid. The stupid ones are just louder.

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it will prevent one kind of Corona...

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's committment! None of your sissy bumper stickers or vanity plates, prove yourself by painting your car.

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyday I'm more and more impressed that these kinds of morons dont strangle themselves putting on underwear.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another unvaccinated person whose family tree has no branches. This has become an actual demographic.

    Rachel Benge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Report: Missing: John the Vacuum. Vacseen last on Gerald Road. Please return.

    Sportsgal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural selection has come calling!! Oof!!

    TheEndIsNigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a transplanted Canadian, I always try to dispel all those stereotypes of Texas. I give up now, you guys are on your own.

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    #42

    May He Rest In Peace

    May He Rest In Peace

    AuroraSpirix7 Report

    Kevin Teng
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a mistranslation. That's literally what it says on the sign (I'm chinese)

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hansel either didn't make it out, or Gretel ratted on him..

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    Debbie Barnes
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Sean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Liitle Fatty" is something like "Bro" in chinese, so thats what friends call him probably, right? im not chinese but i read chinese novels so thats my guess

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah i like the little thicc noi better

    Aswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I seriously need more explanation for this one...is it a nickname? Is it a colloquial kind of thing? What is going on here...I am worried about you China... 😕

    pebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Milan there is a "Fat Man - Ravioli", and in fact the one who prepares them is a fat Chinese man. Really yummy.

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    #43

    Thank God I’m Not German Bozo

    Thank God I’m Not German Bozo

    Wifestealer1995 , Major_Human Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys? I do not think this is a hotel....

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is.. it is the kind that serves Jack Frost..

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    Moxxidude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, I ordered the German type sexual harassment but I was served Swedish Ego Narcissism, and I’m allergic to that.

    Emma A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I mean that sausage looks badly beaten

    RezFidel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jajaja... that creepy guy following you wearing only Lederhosen and yodeling dirty talk in Bavarian at you..

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    German type sexual harassment! You know!

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    Kathi Schäffer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, but Wien (Vienna) is in Austria, so that has to be a different kind of sexual harassment 😅😅😅

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    Donna Cheung
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can explain this one. The dish is German-style pork knuckle. And in Cantonese the last 3 Chinese words here ("salty pork knuckle") means sexual harassment colloquially.

    Londo Cotto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you know its going to be on time and well crafted.

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    #44

    Gotta Have A Backup

    Gotta Have A Backup

    Psycho3333 Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C.o.c.k. literally is the name of the valves for turning off certain things. For example the water c.o.c.k. is where you turn your water mains off in an emergency. This is neither a misspelling nor any kind of mistake. Ridiculous. Doubly ridiculous that I have to spell it with full stops all through it to stop BP censoring it. Some words are now considered too offensive for normal conversation that no one had a problem saying in the '70s.

    S.D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally agree with you. Nowadays, people are giving very offensive meanings to normal words.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When one just isn't enough, bring the backup

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if yours is too small just use the emergency one

    Mia C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone should have one...in a shoe box...in the back of the closet

    SydneyP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new name for the "friend with benefits"

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So hard, it breaks the glass!

    Jesse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your wingman flakes on plans

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    #45

    *looks At My Butt Suspiciously*

    *looks At My Butt Suspiciously*

    aliasif87 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does when I have had a curry.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering that my husband can certainly put an entire wing of the house out of commission for a while, then yeah, I’d say it would definitely kill. Especially if he forgets to open a window on his way out.

    Christel Nellemann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot

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    #46

    So Pregnant Women Are Incompetent?

    So Pregnant Women Are Incompetent?

    jaebieoutbreak Report

    Michelle Brandt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pregnancy brain is a thing and as a 2 time mother, I can say that yes, I was indeed incompetent. Especially if I needed laser focus.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who initially thought the goggles beneath was a bra/bikini? Nope? Me neither.

    miss no-way
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the baby in the belly that makes a pregnant woman incompetent. In fact it says "like children and pregnant women". After delivery, she will be competent again.

    Geeki Nikki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I brought my own instructions now may I take apart the laser?

    RRP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as someone who does not read instructions this was also missed

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    Anton Kider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably some kind of "incapacitated"...

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the top text where it could hurt human animals

    S.D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a comma without space: human,animals

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    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep it away from the kids from your 7th grade group project.

    M.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No the men are incompetent. They didnt use the condom properly. Unless it was a female condom. Or a birth control pill.

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    #47

    I'm Confused

    I'm Confused

    Richman_Cash Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you get it? There is an entrance but no one told you enter it

    Ben Whiting
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls: Omg, boys never get our signs! Girls signs:

    survivalrhino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DOES NOT COMPUTE....click, whirr, BOOM

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    #48

    I'd Surround Those Duckies Any Day

    I'd Surround Those Duckies Any Day

    _halfmoonangel Report

    Debbie Barnes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And make sure we get across the road safely.... :)

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter if they are cute.. They need to quit ducking around..

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google translate agrees. I'm gonna guess from the illustration that it means, "go around us."

    Hot dog with Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We must win the battle against the ducks surround them

    Geeki Nikki
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the ducks cross the road? Because they could....safely.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you fall down the storm drain on the way?

    miss no-way
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You are surrounded, ducks! Surrender at once! "

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe I'll just go around, like the sign says

    Kiki’sNotLookingBack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s supposed to be “go around us” it matches the sogn

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    #49

    The Person Writing This Must Be In That Mood

    The Person Writing This Must Be In That Mood

    Exomid Report

    Jimifan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a similar one from my gym here in China... Hard02-626...321fb6.jpg Hard02-626c839321fb6.jpg

    Mika N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the guy making the sign texted his English-speaking bro for the translation and trustingly took the first reply at face value?

    Jimifan
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    #50

    Don't Paint The Newborn

    Don't Paint The Newborn

    nima0003 Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was looking for how to break the hot with painting on the old hag. No? I'll just look somewhere else then

    Allyson Brooks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude is looking down at the post thinking, What TF does that even mean??

    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I thought painting the newborn was critical to repairing on the cold!

    iBlank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stop being so hard on this guy, he was just born yesterday

    Londo Cotto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antisugarcoating • 4 mo. ago Additional comment actions Translation: how to repair on the easy without repainting / how to repair easily without painting Newborn is the translation of his first name - Waleed, and since The Dragon is his last name it was translated as - The Newborn 🐉 -

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PDR has come a LONG way in recent years, but that is NOT popping out without heat and a respray.

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    #51

    Welcome To Brazil

    Welcome To Brazil

    temperedmayo101 Report

    Anapv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not really a bad translation, it's a very bad Portuguese. I'm Portuguese and I can't understand the original version, I have to read the English text to understand what that means

    Dorothy Parcheartsingh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im sorry I was going commando where do I hide my phone now

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no problem avoiding weel dressing.

    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure now whether I'd ever want to visit Brazil.

    Austin Hicks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These rules just might save your life, probably

    Michelle Brandt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so tempted to send this to my dad's gf(native Brazilian) to see if this translation is accurate.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It appears to be although I don't know Brazilian Portuguese really. My BIL is Portuguese so I know a little and I speak enough Spanish to be able to read this. I find it funny that they put "give away" in quotes when it's written in Portuguese but not in English when referring to the $20. As if tourists aren't supposed to know that this is NOT for the homeless.

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    dev mehta
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a warning about motorcycle snatchers, a problem in some countries.

    Andrei Marentette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The don't walk alone line sounds like if Nirvana remade Teen Spirit: "Don't walk alone, bring a friend, it's fun to lose and to pretend"

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hide my cellphone "on" my underwear? Not in?

    hanginwithmygnomies
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The translation for this Portuguese is actually: area subject to attacks by two guys on a motorcycle 1. don't hesitate on the street 2. put your cell phone in your underwear 3. if you hear "hey boy", pay a crazy 4. don't walk alone take one arrived 5. always carry 20 stories to the "owner" 6. run away if you see two guys on a motorcycle" xD so everything is a little off😂😂

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    #52

    Foot Feel Flip Flap

    Foot Feel Flip Flap

    RockyDroidhead Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr: What makes you think you've broken your ankle? Me: Foot feel flip flap

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you- now everyone in the office knows I am goofing off- I so loled at this.

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    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this toilet requires you to tap dance in order to use it.

    Greymom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing makes a bathroom experience better than a good old foot feel fit flap!!😂

    Joryen Bixler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't want people confused with flip flops

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it Gene's toilet? Does it play music?

    Sebastian Melmoth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foot feel flip flap…sounds like the Swedish Chef Muppet talking

    Rutger Lokhorst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ik wil dit. .... Vooral vanwege de foot feel flip flap,

    #53

    From An English-Language Training Webpage

    From An English-Language Training Webpage

    FarceMultiplier Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am imagining a “common” dialogue: John: He almost spoke; Mary: I made him understand; John: Honey is not for a$s mouth; Mary: You have hit the spot. Jack: A figure among ciphers. *The sun sets*

    Shazz Winchester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fear I may not be an English speaker after all.

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to see Patrick Stewart do a dramatic reading of this.

    Birgit M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    „He has soliloquy in solitude“ is a common sentence used in daily life? Okay then.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have come a little while ago". Unfortunately that is a daily phrase. Followed by "Sorry"

    Maya Forbes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ¨you should better avoid me¨ Understandable

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no...not another education bill in the state of Florida! And teachers have to use these daily?

    Dadolwch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could make for a really fun drinking game.

    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for anyone trying to learn English with this!

    Gaspode the Wonder Dog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like whoever it is had been overhearing Mafia conversations

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    #54

    U Message Me So U R The Gey

    U Message Me So U R The Gey

    MidnightCharisk Report

    miss no-way
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was Amber Heard's attorney's

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gey? He doesn't know da wae

    Man in the ceiling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lyrics: “Hello babie girl” “? I’m a man” “So u r the gey?” “No?” “But u message me so u r the gey” “You messaged me first” “Oh yeah 😅😂😃” “F**k you” -The Beatles “u r the gey”

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance, I read the third text down as “sour gey”.

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're THE gay? That gay that everybody's talking about? That infamous gay with the agenda?

    CalamityOne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Responder: "so u r the gey."

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    #55

    Eat One Person At A Time

    Eat One Person At A Time

    2040009 Report

    chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm. maybe I should boil the first one? without move the chair of course

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok.....so I eat more than one person at a time if I don't move the chair? Or I can eat more than on person at a time if I move the chair?

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this some new party game?

    #57

    This Gem

    This Gem

    PixelAgent007 Report

    Joryen Bixler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh son, no, it's because I'm empty inside. Trying relax with 40 beers, go play.

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK that does not belong here :) - well, yes, but- with extenuating circumstances

    #58

    I Think I Got The Wrong Matrix

    I Think I Got The Wrong Matrix

    Your-username-must-b Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this even close to a translation? I know the Matrix confused people, but not this much?

    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want someone to recut it to see if they can make this be the story!

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    DeadLetterOffice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starring the ghost of Thomas Jefferson

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Porn version hidden in bootleg DVD case, maybe?

    Speedgoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that escalated quickly...

    Sarge's Heroes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The translation is stuck in the Matrix

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most accurate description of part 3 I've ever seen.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally wrong movie. Not sure what movie that would be, but yeah, not even close

    Dadolwch
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, and I thought the English version already had a lot of social commentary.

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha Ha...not all misleading information from someone trying to sell something is a bad translation. As we know, most ads in English on youtube, if translated well in other languages, would seem bizarre to the speakers of those languages.

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    #59

    Umm What?

    Umm What?

    Story-tellin-yungstr Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White Bupremacy is a buper big problem in the American Bouth.

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is "Homomphobia"? The fear of moms?

    ggus44
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I don't have enough space for 4 more letters, I'll just finish with discrielloination.

    juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't think this belongs here, it's a joke. the altered letters spell "camila cabello" but the correct ones would spell "capitalism", so someone just changed it to make it funny

    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It SHOULD spell CAPITALISM .. try it!

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A perfect example of somebody losing interest in a project halfway through.

    august is mentally unstable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, yes, homomphoba, poverlv, classism, viocence, sexasm, white burpremacy, and discrielloination

    You cant stop the truth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are committing viocence against the english language, using this poverlv vocabulary.

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    #60

    That Was A Lot To Unpack

    That Was A Lot To Unpack

    npossoesquecer Report

    Blurryface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U HAS BEEN WARNINGED!!!!!

    Isabella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is funny, but the truth is that I would like to speak his language to the same level as his english. At least he could make himself understood.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True...but unfortunately it just makes him look like an inattentive parent since he let his 5 year old play a game without checking the age rating first.

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    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blood and violins, but no other instruments, thank god!

    Beeps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, when I drop my first music album, it’s going to be called “Blood and Violins”

    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u has been warninged...All your base are belong to us!

    hanginwithmygnomies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid, he's now life shock 😥 At least he eat vegetable.

    Tweaked
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blood AND Violins? I'm in!

    Scotira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fell cheated since mine doesn't have violins 🤣 but I will place a potato non the less 😇

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "this game has blood and violins," XD

    R Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have to take pills every day! I'm dead af💀

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    #61

    #standwithurine

    #standwithurine

    Sarfraz29 , anti-simp-missile Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about poop? No one to save it.. Poor fellow

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what about all those endangered feces?

    Hot dog with Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a urine shortage we must save our urine so we don't run out

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, their heart is in the right place.

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    #62

    Newspaper Ad

    Newspaper Ad

    space_cadet295 Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately for that word, that little space between the “e” and the “r” makes a huge difference.

    Dough Puddle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take the rapist for $500 Alex

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess spaces are still the final frontier.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm.... Someone needs to learn about spacing

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... what exactly are the qualifications for that position?

    Deux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the band of action heroes nobody asked for.

    Andrei Marentette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a spacing issue. therapist can be spaced into those two words

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    #64

    I Would Like Some White Sauce Please

    I Would Like Some White Sauce Please

    Accomplished-Net-457 Report

    You cant stop the truth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHITE SAUCE! IT'S EARTH JUICE ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITLob098W8

    CookieCrump
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clear sauce would have also been good.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was any more white, it'd be clear!

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    #65

    Are You Shamed By You English?

    Are You Shamed By You English?

    crhs78 Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I expect he's busied up with latest schoolers for what are shamed by they english.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So kind of him to let you help me so they can speak soon and feel yes not shamed by they english

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    Hamster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else see that they photoshopped in an arm holding glasses?

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang! Yeah, could be edited. But, the way he was holding those glasses so authoritatively really sold me on the guy!

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    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the guy who wrote the daily phrases?

    august is mentally unstable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    man, i really want to write like a graduate college. those buildings are so smart

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to take his own course

    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gods... San Diego County.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “If me let you help.” Well, he wants to let you help.

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on guys! He's a professional!

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    #66

    On The Door Of My Go-To Dumpling Place In Taiwan. I Am Re-Thinking Eating There...

    On The Door Of My Go-To Dumpling Place In Taiwan. I Am Re-Thinking Eating There...

    xwordrush Report

    KitFrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I immediately thought of Emmet from The Lego Movie for some reason

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now imagine what’s on the regular menu.

    #67

    My Only Satisfaction Is Taken

    My Only Satisfaction Is Taken

    KetanNarayan , NOTREALDAWKO Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But boyhunting is fine guys, carry on!

    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good, It's my favorite pastime! /j

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    #68

    Weird Flex But Ok

    Weird Flex But Ok

    Luladoo Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tasty flex. Best flexed in milk, but can flex without. Can also get in Flex Party Mix.

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    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand both and they translated it by letter

    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pictured an ear of corn doing a dead lift

    Joryen Bixler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat your corn flex and you'll have 20 inch python biceps like me BROTHER!

    Joryen Bixler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the protein version, trying to keep up with Wheaties. Even though, no one buys Wheaties

    #69

    Can’t Lose

    Can’t Lose

    grimurda Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winner is my favorite season, i never lose a cold

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best to stick with the images of a Sun and Snowflake. :-)

    Speedgoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please flip that dude to the right. I'd much rather be a warm loser.

    #70

    Slip Carefully

    Slip Carefully

    joshmcx Report

    Joryen Bixler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's what she said!" -Michael Scott

    2022emmam trent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *slips but makes sure to do it slowly*

    A Random Stormtrooper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The writing in chinese actually says "be carefeul, floor slippery".

    #71

    Both Hunger And A Lack Of Doing!

    Both Hunger And A Lack Of Doing!

    evissimus Report

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we would not even have fast food if it was not for a lack of doing.

    Natalie Bohrteller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like the page was translated from Finnish with bing or something

    Mika N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would guess "relieves hunger and boredom" or something? lol

    #72

    Ouch!

    Ouch!

    Channa_Argus1121 Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will be nice and gentle before almost killing you, she is trying her best to be as nice as posible

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not like those nasty rude ones.

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    #73

    Found In Amritsar, India

    Found In Amritsar, India

    mistymay_dawn Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we think a friend did the fourth one down?

    Lou Cam
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has probably learnt English very well verbally but is not able to read/write to the same standard. No matter though, we can all understand what they are trying to say.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know someone is looking at 'Room Availbel' and thinking, 'That's a good name for a baby girl!'.

    hanginwithmygnomies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, guys, let's go Break Fast! Jokes aside, this is pretty good English- in fact, it's better than some native English speakers!

    Sharath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty good considering what you can see around here

    Dorothy Parcheartsingh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry at least they know basic English how much of their language do you know

    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s for Denar tonight?

    #74

    I Don't Know Where To Begin

    I Don't Know Where To Begin

    5_Frog_Margin Report

    t stano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most frequently mistranslated chinese words I'm seeing here is 'ma.' it has several meanings, but Google translate always seems to render it as 'f**k.' It should read 'dry.'

    Sawyer Kidder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes a lot more sense for a few of these posts

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    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my wife about the empress. She said it is, in fact, NOT cool unless I want to blow the breeze with electricity.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My google lens translates it quite well and give instructions that make sense for a shampoo product. 'Rinse: Shampoo with cold water for a few minutes without twisting. Let dry: pat to remove water droplets, dry naturally, do not blow with a hairdryer. when dry, comb with steel needle comb to the original hairstyle.'

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am trying to guess the product. But failing.

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess some hair product but the "vegetable" starts to create funny pictures in my head

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    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soak the hobbitses a few minuteses.

    Arcana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the freaking heck?!

    hanginwithmygnomies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo, where's Kanye, it's time to rap drop those water beads

    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one should have rated higher. "It is cool to f**k the empress." 😆

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    #75

    Ready For Your 4rd Vaccination?

    Ready For Your 4rd Vaccination?

    goldfishfox Report

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Toyota Corona. 4rd made the Taurus.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have it any colour as long as it's black.

    #76

    Basic Rule

    Basic Rule

    Aditya_ra7j Report

    GetKrilled
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta check the humidity index unless you want to drown

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re goddamn right the humidity matters. Especially in summer. It matters because it determines if I go outside or not. Ever been in a place where in the summer it’s 100 degrees Fahrenheit and just this side of pouring rain humid? You literally drown in your own sweat from the tiny bit of exertion it takes to breathe. You take a cool bath to cool off, but the act of drying yourself leaves you all sweaty and needing another bath. If it wasn’t for air conditioning, summer would be unbearable. And no, lots of fans running ain’t the same, because they’re just blowing the hot humid air around.

    Sarge's Heroes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the heat that get's ya, it's the humidity

    #77

    Ears Can Be Replaced

    Ears Can Be Replaced

    luminous_radio Report

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can i replace my nose too?

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to the miracle of plastic surgery, you can do both!

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning label on a box of cotton buds: “Do not insert into ear canal.” Me: “But ears can be replaced, right?”

    Greymom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You stick that thing in your ear, you may need to have your ear replaced!

    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wrong, you don't need a bloody auger to scoop out wax. Go to the docs if it's affecting your hearing.

    Deux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as well if you're sticking something from Wish in them.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one big and dirty ear canal.

    #78

    I Have So Many Questions

    I Have So Many Questions

    billsaysno Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    膨化食品 (puffed food - like crisps/cheetos), 保健食品 (healthy food). How does anyone get "crack" from "puffed"?

    #79

    Return Unnecessary Free Free Before Possible Meeting

    Return Unnecessary Free Free Before Possible Meeting

    gaemyrtagh Report

    #80

    Everyone Is Fireproof And Trees Are Safe

    Everyone Is Fireproof And Trees Are Safe

    sweetfire009 Report

    Shazz Winchester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the warnings start lying to you.

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Residents of the southwest US...."If only!"

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe they need a sign for this. Isn't it just common knowledge?

    Jean-Daniel Mohier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (If everyone) Prevent(s) fires, the trees will be safe... ;)

    #81

    Please Smoke Your Cigarettes Quietly

    Please Smoke Your Cigarettes Quietly

    Richman_Cash Report

    #82

    Passed Tents

    Passed Tents

    Minebuddy316 Report

    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, as a veteran reddit lurker, this looks like some master class trolling to me. Reddit trolls are really next level.

    Brian bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at a music festival once and had way too many shots. Walking by some tents I kinda stumbled and passed out... Is that "shotted down passed tents?"

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All this time I thought it was shooted. shucks!

    Is Be
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's passed out tents.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief! Use Google translate! It even sounds bad

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    #83

    Two Dead Chilling In A Hot Tub, 5 Feet Apart Because They're Not Gay

    Two Dead Chilling In A Hot Tub, 5 Feet Apart Because They're Not Gay

    Individual-Engine294 Report

    Sebastian Melmoth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two dead found dead Filled full of lead One was named Michael The other was Ted Found by the river In a little shed Covered by blankets Stained deep red Their stereo was blasting Some Right Said Fred We think that was why They were shot in the head…

    #84

    Happy Eid To All The Children

    Happy Eid To All The Children

    01-13 Report

    Marla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just realizing that I've never once thought about the chirdlen

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jim'll fix it for you! And you and you!

    #85

    Bread Is Nice

    Bread Is Nice

    Gabe98041 Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a little funny, but I'm not exactly lorfing my @$$ off.

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The never release prequel to Lorf of Rings

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sweet lorf, mmm my lorf, I really wanna eat ya, but it baked so long my lorf

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The abbr for Lieutenant Worf: L'orf

    #86

    The Requirements To Join A Competitive Online Gaming Team

    The Requirements To Join A Competitive Online Gaming Team

    DragonDragger Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg I'm 13+ and flunet in English. I let you help me for 15 minutes because I was shamed my English and now I can working online gaming and have free!

    GetKrilled
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If by free you mean broke then yep

    #87

    Hmm

    Hmm

    memenil Report

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In theory this one is easy. Studies have shown that most people (those with dyslexia excepted) don't actually *read* the whole word - just look at the first and last letters and see the overall shape of the word.

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immediately my thoughts about the spelling of the words, lol 😆.

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    Arcana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uber Eats fresh homemade pasta

    SilentBob731
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ermagherd lets get serm prsta... ;-)

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psata? Is that similar to a Frittata?

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    #88

    There Was An Attempt

    There Was An Attempt

    fuzzy__peaches Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Four letter words are the most he can four mew late

    Sue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone learns the bad foreign words first.

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i that fat? Ok I'll srop ordering four meals,

    #89

    Wtf Is This

    Wtf Is This

    yeet1386 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your body isn't chicken so don't deep fry it.

    Alienking06
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just pretend he means "cooler".

    Andrei Marentette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the first thing was prevention for(you know)

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he meant "choler".

    #90

    The Gas Do Be Expansive

    The Gas Do Be Expansive

    Verichi_ Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a question about Boyle's Law?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it comes to my husband, you’re absolutely right gas is expansive. Don’t light a match around him when he gets like that.

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived there and this is embarrassing

    #91

    Welcome To The C*m Zone

    Welcome To The C*m Zone

    Comfortable-Fee-4585 Report

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    #94

    Woonderful Engrish

    Woonderful Engrish

    ClashRoyaleGhost1234 Report

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fe earless - so, iron has no ears, huh?

    Boreddd🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wo, Fe and S are apparently derful, orthy, earless and trong

    #95

    No Feces In The Toilet

    No Feces In The Toilet

    Glittering_Olive_430 Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, right back at you, Coffeebay!

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I can't, can I? I'll show you. I'll show all of you!

    BasedWang12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amber Heard was like "Challenge Accepted!"

    #96

    Burrito

    Burrito

    Beautiful_Fishing569 Report

    chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me and my sister used to call him that as a joke.

    #97

    Got My Daughter A Play Guitar For Christmas. The Box Came With An Inspirational Message

    Got My Daughter A Play Guitar For Christmas. The Box Came With An Inspirational Message

    drewzilla65 Report

    Man in the ceiling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing can own instead, such comforting words 😌

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that would be me with a guitar, so…

    #98

    He Has Dead

    He Has Dead

    Fit_Ad2212 Report

    Anapv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a terrible day to be able to read 😑

    #101

    Did You Every Saw A So Fast Dog?

    Did You Every Saw A So Fast Dog?

    Cryonik-0 Report

    Sarge's Heroes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

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    #103

    Gongeous

    Gongeous

    Competitive-Way-5970 Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I'm going to greet my wife when I speak with her next!

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edit: She just called, she kind of likes it.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he really appreciates gongs..

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better than gangrenous I suppose...

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that might be just a typo or autocorrect brain-fart.

    #104

    This Bird Is A Bird

    This Bird Is A Bird

    KanSyden Report

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think ‘this bird is a bird, green green bird’ could work as song lyrics 🤔

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone just likes writing " bird"

    #105

    Inglish

    Inglish

    PilleLegends Report

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, they speak it, doesn't mean they write it.

    Isabella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than "No Inglish"! 😁

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You spik? Don't spik on me!

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also spik other languages

    #106

    What House?

    What House?

    ricrdvc Report

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that 2nd floor has a lot going on!

    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slot cars, horses, AND transvestites? Sign me up!

    Is Be
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am heading to the vip party room.

    White Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Transvestite house, BWAHAHAHAH!!!!

    #107

    Oh No Better Not Park Here

    Oh No Better Not Park Here

    imalink100 Report

    Fiona Parky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then the weasels will take over your house and Ratty, Badger and Mole will have to help you get it back! You have been warned!

    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and that's chldren how the story begins...

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I wanna be a frog?

    Arcana
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better toad than frog.

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Witches store I guess lot of brooms there outside?

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you know what happens to a toad that parks wrong?"

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    #108

    But People Praising....

    But People Praising....

    VellaGamer Report

    hanginwithmygnomies
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    #109

    You Are More Than Half The Tea

    You Are More Than Half The Tea

    BlobOfCringe Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much more? Am I two thirds the Tea?

    Abbie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes sense if tea is gossip/drama. “You are more than half the tea.” = You are the cause of the gossip/drama. So, “forget about you.” = I don’t have the time/energy for your theatrics.

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the firt time i thought i was the tea and i forgeg about meself

    #110

    The Bot Strikes Again

    The Bot Strikes Again

    firebird7802 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Juicy buffers? Is that what the kids are calling them these days?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even want to think what her “elastic nut” might be.

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should seek medical treatment urgently if she is suffering from elastic nut.

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's OK! They are restrained by her Juicy Buffers.

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    kasei10
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to clear their discord notifications...

    BasedWang12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that escalated..... I dunno at what speed, but it escalated

    Historyharlot93
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this lady asked to follow me on Reddit

    Birdie OHara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Juicy buffers would be interesting if we were talking about an isotonic solution.

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    #111

    Ah Yes, The Famous 'White And Brown Tiger Tiger'

    Ah Yes, The Famous 'White And Brown Tiger Tiger'

    MrEthanWinters Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night;

    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad grammar aside, this is a very cool looking tiger.

    TheCapitalOfTurkeyIsAnkara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the same person as the bird one higher up lmao

    the walrus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same poster as the other one 😆

    #112

    Can You Guys Help A Guy Out Here? Where Do I Get Bowling Water?

    Can You Guys Help A Guy Out Here? Where Do I Get Bowling Water?

    dave9393 Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me. You really don’t want to know.

    Rachel Ainsworth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sweat left in the holes of bowling balls?

    Julia Winfield
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gives it that little something extra. Umami, if you will..

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    #113

    I Dont Think The Cops Will Catch You If You Dosent Eat For A Day

    I Dont Think The Cops Will Catch You If You Dosent Eat For A Day

    LimeCelume Report

    #114

    F**k Shakepear

    F**k Shakepear

    Dinosaureagle24 Report

    #115

    Whale It's To Meet You

    Whale It's To Meet You

    Goosebag12 Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's missing a word. It should say "Whale it's nice to meet you".

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my thought the second I saw it. It seemed to make sense to me.

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    Alienking06
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whale, it's nice to meet you?

    Amy Watkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, the word "nice" is missing from the design/print.

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    Blurryface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..maybe… “It’s ‘well’ to meet you”?

    kybourbonpearls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the Norwegian word for dolphin is nise.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read Whale it's Flipper to meet you

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    #116

    My Brother Found This While Walking Home

    My Brother Found This While Walking Home

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    kasei10
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, are we taking the piss out of what is obviously a child now?

    Man in the ceiling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t be the first time we did that on bp lol “30 Times Brats Got Shamed On The “Entitled Kids” Group “

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top one looks more like it was written by someone who isn’t fluent in English, and the bottom one looks like it was added by their 1st Gen child, who is fluent in English and included a graphic to clarify for anyone else who isn’t.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone call the Jobby-Fairy!!!

    Derpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No is not my responsa bility!

    #117

    Have An Grate Day

    Have An Grate Day

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    #118

    Maybe This Belongs Here

    Maybe This Belongs Here

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    #119

    Ned For Sped Undergram 1

    Ned For Sped Undergram 1

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    #120

    Why Does This Make Me So Mad?

    Why Does This Make Me So Mad?

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents and Uncle I think.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. He was raised by his aunt in this universe. No uncle.

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    #121

    Why Do They?

    Why Do They?

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    #122

    I Stant With Ukaren

    I Stant With Ukaren

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why this one is here, it's just a non-native speaker trying to express their sentiment on Twitter, not make an actual physical store sign.

    BasedWang12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title doesn't mention anything about signs. plus there's text messages in here

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    Julia Winfield
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey..they tried. We all know what they meant. Very kind sentiment.

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their English is a lot better than my Chinese!

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