30 Of The Funniest Tweets About Celebrating Valentine’s Day When You’re In A Long-Term Relationship

Everyone knows the best day is Feb. 15. Who doesn't like chocolate on sale?

Aww, he's a keeper!

I am at year 8 now and I already want to be left alone

math is math. cookie is cookie.

So you mean women don't pay attention either lol

I believe my wife would comment "good luck with that"

Sounds romantic.

Same here Jim, same here

I got a toaster, ours died last week. I'm super happy about it (yes, I'm that old that I get excited about a toaster)

Hey, Abby and Brittany Hensel are amazing!

smeaaaaagol...

She realizes.

Goals!!!

Because his wife isn't shallow and realizes this holiday is just some made up BS.

🙈♥️ I would do that…. Vday not My thing ……..

Mom: "So today is Valentines Day..." Pops: "VALE-WHAT!!?" Conversation that took place today at 8 am this morning

Snort-laugh!

Hi im covering a s**t comment:)

nice one

Plot twist;He actually likes them

This is the reason we shouldn't care about buying so much stuff. If you like the idea make it special in your own way. If you think it's stupid, it'll be over soon.

Never a truer statement

Relationship goals!?

There has been a huge recall on Reese's products! They must all be sent to me, immediately, for proper, safe disposal!

Hahahahaha!!! This needs to be after the post about 20 billion spent on V Day & 8.6 billion by men at CVS on their way home from work!!!!

Yeah!! Chocolates for everyone

“Huh” is such a romantic holiday..

Husband let's me on my days off of work and he gets up with our almost 2 year old. :))

It may be a sign that she feels she is missing out

On Twitter it reads "Okay Champions League tonight at 19:45 PSG vs Barca".

that's grounds for divorce.

Winner!

"I bought you precisely what you asked me to : nothing."

I think they’re hinting at something.. just can’t figure out what..

Buy new sweatpants?

I think the pic is fake, the battery is 100%!!... IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!!

clever man, you have learnt.

This means all the husbands are making dinner for the wives, and they only know how to make pasta with store-bought sauce.

Clever g-.. er boy.

Does that mean we're not having steak?

Wow, that far? Y’know some of us don’t have the luxury to travel.

Haha cute😄😄

And the stereotype lives on

Cards are a huge waste of money. We stopped them ages ago especially for the kids. Just a gift. Between us we went consumables only - so chox or wine or whatever.

That profile picture is my new spirit animal

mean. That's again the "does this dress..." trap.