We live in an age when we want things to be relatable. Whether it's celebrities, cultures, movies and TV shows, music, even humor – if we can't relate to it, we're probably less likely to say that we find it interesting. And while we have that thing in common, our tastes and preferences can vary vastly.
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Amazing how an ID that expired yesterday could prove your identity yesterday, but today proves nothing.
I’ve never understood that. Likewise, my ID might be expired, but my birthdate didn’t mysteriously change.
Load More Replies...Kind of OT: BoA gave me so much trouble after my mother died in COVID times. They set up her new account using the wrong spelling, so her other accounts could not transfer into it. Called the bank too many times to count - down each phone tree, verifying myself, explaining the situation, you know the drill. The last straw was someone said 'To resolve this problem, your mother will have to come in to the bank'. I had the ashes right there. I thought very hard about that. I knew what my mom would have wanted (she'd have wanted to be taken in to the bank, ofc). Missed opportunities. I admit I went off on the phone, but the issue was finally resolved after 4 weeks.
I'd say this is more sad than hilarious. What a world we live in...
Good for him. I’m sure there’s more instances where the police go above and beyond. It’s good to see they get the recognition they deserve.
A bank officer could have done the same thing and made PR points with the entire community. Now, they just have a bad reputation.
Why is North America obsessed with ID being current when it's just being used to ID yourself?
Regarding crows, it's said that excessive amounts of salt during pregnancy ... eggnancy? ... make the chicks be born with crippled feet. Salt, they wouldn't eat the amount they do, if their main source of food is leftovers and droppeddowns at some human-directed eatery. As it's one of the most popular sides, fries, often, are thrown at birds begging for food, and as they seem to enjoy them, people are generous about this and feed them more, more, more ... you see a lot of crows with crippled feet in larger cities, but usually, the older ones have found some way to compensate ... adapt how they walk, prefer flying even more than anyway, ... please, do not feed birds anything salty! It may fill them for today, but it also reinforces them to beg, and to beg where they are provided delicious food made in a way that aims at making humans thirsty, so that they buy a drink as well. Just ... no salt for birds. Please.
He does look adorable in his little shoes but basically, I'm just glad someone was able to help the little bird!
That reminds me of the foot binding they used to do in China (a long time ago, maybe WWI?).
Honestly, I am inspired. Trying this on my next beach trip.
Load More Replies...If you enjoyed doing it and it didn't hurt anyone, then it's not a waste of time. Hobbies exist for personal enjoyment. I think people who lay in the same place for hours to tan are wasting their time, but it's their time to waste.
i also feel like "some" is an understatement. that's awesome!
Load More Replies...Women appreciate talent like this too! Maybe sand sculptures just aren’t that appealing to his girlfriend. I do find them appealing, but every woman is different!
More like. whooooo lives in a pineapple down at the beach☺️
Load More Replies...Much appreciated, good sir, by kings, queens, and in-betweens all around.
They match vibes. Therefore, let's also hope nothing ever happens to this guy.
I could totally see a Coen brothers or Wes Anderson style movie about this guy. Definitely would watch
I would be far too scared of the gorillas to do this. On the other hand, I'm scared of everything larger than a cat. Edited for Spelling
Gorillas are apparently chill. It's the chimps that f@ck you up 😆
Load More Replies...Well done guys. You are doing amazing work. These gorillas are habituated to their protectors and don't see them as a threat. The wardens are also skilled at reading gorilla body language and know when to back off. The most touching picture I ever saw was a dying female gorilla being cradled by her protector. I still weep when I think of it.
Dont remember if it was PBS or BBC, but I watched a show about acclimating gorillas to peoplle so evotourism can overtake poaching profits in central Africa.
Load More Replies...This is Ndakasi, she was rescued 14 years ago by Andre Bauma, who was also her lifelong caretaker. Andre held her when she passed away. Please be respectful to her memory & the real story. https://virunga.org/wildlife/primates/mountain-gorillas/gorilla-orphans/ndakasi/ https://edition.cnn.com/2021/10/06/africa/ndakasi-death-virunga-national-park-scli-intl
Omg are they posing?! Do they just know its what we do from hanging out with humans or is it a coincidence?!
OMG that guy is like 5 times more s**y now. Meow! Pay attention, men.
"Excuse me sir/mam, this is a work-free commute!"
Load More Replies...What country is this? 220v outlets. Fancy green leather seats. Everything nice and clean...
Newer trains in the UK and mainland Europe have 220V power sockets at every seat.
Load More Replies...He clearly has an owner at the other end of his harness.
Load More Replies...Better than the current (american) one, that's for sure.
Load More Replies...What a wonderful gesture...and looks like they are having a blast!
How wonderful! Every one should visit a Theme Park at least once in their lives!
Mine was in WWI. I’m not recreating that time when his ship met Das Boot
My Grandpa was also in WW1. It would be hard to recreate his photos as well. He rode in the cavalry with Pershing in France (when you see the old film of them riding through the Arch de Triumph he is riding there!)
Load More Replies...Lucky he didn't take any during a battle... those would be difficult to create.
Brilliant! Please let us know where we can buy your book! Looks like low tide. I know that the road is totally cut off once high tide rolls in!
Not for my family. Black Olives, mushrooms and Ranch.
Load More Replies...The result of wishing for olives on a pizza using a monkey paw
Once I picked mushrooms as my singular topping and they covered the slice so well you couldn't see pizza below them.
Out of all the toppings you chose mushrooms? Wild, I love how different we all are
Load More Replies...If they are driving? True Love ❤️ BFF x4-ever and ever.
Load More Replies...I've driven from Philly to New York City just because i had a hankering for Katz's Pastrami!
Load More Replies...I really want to know where they started from. Covington, Kentucky? London, Kentucky? London, Texas?
When somebody asks if I’m awake, I usually say, “No.” And I would have missed this awesome road trip. 🤔
We all need to have a friend/so like this one!!! Now I just need to figure out where they are.... hmmm oh that's right they are in Cincinnati at the chicken place. 🐔
WOW! Another example of why I ALWAYS give my UPS driver an ice-cold can of Coca-Cola!
I once asked to have small package left in small tree right by my door. Tree died and I didn't realize they saved instructions. Next delivery was in a bush on the other side of the yard.
Your Amazon driver has a great sense of humour! Also, did follow the directions to a T!
A*s, my Rats love Pasta too. They will carefully take it and then run into their House to eat it, and you will only hear nibbling for a while. Edit: Aww, not Aśs! D**n Autocorrect.
My rats loved dried spaghetti. They sounded like the were pressing the keys on an old typewriter.
Zoo owner: how has no one passed the final exam in 5 years? Head Zookeeper: they say, and I quote, "he gave me sad face and I had to leave it.". Maybe we should switch to booping the snoot?
Load More Replies...That was what I thought of, too! We read this to my son so many times that he eventually started reciting it to us.
Load More Replies...As for I stayed at the bottom for 18 years at my job. I don't handle stress well 🫣
This is stupid and mean though. I know plenty of vegans who go to BBQs and are happy to bring some vegan food so the host doesn't have to provide something vegan.
What? Grilled red peppers and grilled zucchini and grilled sweet onions are my favorite!
the water was rude, they should have said: pretty pretty please geddafuckouttahere
Load More Replies...So what do vegans do now that plants can scream? https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/stressed-plants-cry-and-some-animals-can-probably-hear-them/
Maybe somebody was simply smart enough to anticipate the possibility. Maybe because they know who was invited.
Load More Replies...you can always get falling down drunk & have a good spew on everyone & everything. that is the honoured tradition for disappointing either yr father or mother.
I do wish more manufacturers would make smaller SUV's just like they used to do. Not all of us carry rear seat passengers but do live where we need ground clearance and the bigger doors for access, especially if you have mobility issues. We don't need every bell and whistle, we don't need 7 seats.
Pretty much every manufacturer I can think of makes small SUVs
Load More Replies...We own two wonderful Ford pick-ups that we use on our ranch and also as a chase vehicle for our hot air balloon. They have crew cabs. This mini-truck really does not make any sense. It would be a perfect SUV...and your purchases have a place to go besides your lab and foot area!
Better looking than one of those rubbish cybertrucks! In fact! I would buy that in a heartbeat rather than a EM abominations
I'm the friend that shows up picks the bug up and takes it outside. I make sure people know this just in case something happens.
I'll never understand why Brits are scared of spiders. I worry about rattle snakes and water mocs.
Load More Replies...My husband is the one who's scared of spiders! I'm the one who escorts them outside. 🙂
Load More Replies...from the description of the whirring sound, she's talking about a waterbug or palmetto bug (depending on where you're from). if you're not familiar, picture a 2-3-inch-long roach that flies, usually directly AT you for some gawd-forsaken reason. and she's absolutely correct, that whirring sound is the most horrific aspect of their existence. *shudder*
Hey Mimi M - how does it feel to be so spectacularly wrong that you make yourself look stupid? Google the word next time.
Yes,. I've been there. Spiders are my biggest fear. A spider found its way into my car and managed to hide in my dashboard. I finally managed to squish it on the inside of my windshield. I left the smear on the glass for six weeks as a warning to any other spiders that might think of trespassing.
Sounds like a stag beetle. If you have a phobia about insects do not watch or listen to this video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp0k6VDXUOQ&pp=ygUQc3RhZyBiZWV0bGUgYnV6eg%3D%3D
Tbh i hate these 'the boys will understand' posts, they sound so fake. What girlfriend would make fun of an ice sword? Ragebait?
Yeah, it's always the girlfriend that has no joy and doesn't find anything fun, it just feels sexist
Load More Replies...Badass. Best thing to stab someone with, the ice will melt and therefore fingerprints
I am a middle aged woman, you better believe that would have been in my hand and I would have been making scripted phrases, as well as having some serious serotonin or endorphin flow!
Dang this makes me feel old, and I haven't played Halo in probably like 12 years 💀 ~lady~ here and I used to be pretty good at it lol. If I game anymore I play chill games like Stardew Valley or Minecraft on peaceful mode 😂
Unless the ( already ) empty state of the roll was one of the reasons she told him to get out. Seems like an all-too-common complaint about sub-standard boyfriends.
Load More Replies...You could press charges, but the police may not have anything to go on
That was subtle. Well done. 100% Dad Joke certified.
Load More Replies...That would have made quite a racket - how could one sleep through it?
Not to mention the dumb decision to sleep when your ex is moving out.
Load More Replies...My kind of sarcasm - questions like that deserve those kind of answers....
MAD's Al Jaffee - "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions". Another good one I have remembered for over half a century, from an old Daffy Duck comic book. Daffy is flying through a thunderstorm at night, and is soaked. He sees a light and lands. Knocks on the door and gets let in. "My Goodness! You're drenched! Is it raining?" Daffy's reply: "No, I was eating a grapefruit, and it got out of control!"
Load More Replies...I remember Bill Engvall telling a story about his son asking if he wanted to hear him play a song from Harry Potter on the piano. Bill asked, "From the movie"? and his son answered, "No. From the book. Here's your sign".
Yes, there were. Operated by taxi companies that know da.mn well that a single incident can ruin the whole company, so they make sure that whoever drives for them is aware of this.
Load More Replies...NOPE!! Not safe!! They aren't well background checked, often loan out their car to 'friends' and if you have a problem with the driver there is NO ONE to complain to.. Always USE YELLOW CAB, especially for women!!!
I've been in the wash of a Chinnock/Puma/Wessex/Seaking/Lynx and watched a Harrier do their dance but to do that job must be phenomenal
“No proof that your hearing loss is service-related. Benefits denied”
So what's so good about a job of taking photos on an aircraft carrier? (I see myself out...)
served on the carrier, u.s.s. nimitz, 87-91. even though my work station was just below (radar operator) this, i saw this many times.
While that would be hilarious, i would, on the other hand, choose life.
If you can't pull that off you should consider if you are really friends at all.
Talk about im-PECK-able timing... law enforcement might call FOWL - but I guess you WING some, you lose some...
I'm GaULLed I didn't think of these. I TURNed to a bird book to see if I could come up with anymore - what a silly COOT I am. Then I went for a quick SHÀG which left me PUFFIN and best not mention what was left on the EIDERdown. OK, I'll leave it at that.
Load More Replies...The bird blocked the license plate from the camera. Otherwise they'd get a speeding ticket.
Load More Replies...Pretty much. "Ooh nice!" Usually followed by "to the bar for prosecco then".
No? First thing i do is connect to wifi and look what food delivery is available
Read the room service menu, ditch it, then look at delivery menus
Load More Replies...It’s a bride. In an incredibly poofy skirt. And it took me a while to figure it out!
I'd say a woman in a wedding dress on the left listening to the pianist, and photoshopped into a pan on the right.
Load More Replies...During COVID we had a weather man who would broadcast from his back yard with his 2 dogs. It was pretty cool.
COVID broadcasts were generally awesome; the humanity they revealed about our journalists really was its own form of catharsis.
Load More Replies...There's a mattress store somewhere (I can't remember where I saw this) that gives you a midget mattress for your pet when you buy a regular bed for yourself.
I've seen that promotion on tv recently but I can't remember the name of the store.
Load More Replies...Everybody was paying more attention to doggo than to the weatherman
Doggo's not worried about anything, let alone the weather. Great forecast!
Load More Replies...Ex-smoker here - Yes, cigarettes expire and thank goodness they do. Nothing will cement your resolve to stay quit than trying to smoke that loose cigarette you found in the back of the junk drawer that you stuffed there in 2012 "just in case". IYKYK.
Grandma used to check the morning papers to see who quit smoking this week. I said, wow, they tell that in the paper??????????? She said, yes, in the obits!! hehe
That's fun but more fun was the take one ankle, one wrist and spin them in a circle both get dizzy and fall down laughing.
Pretty bold of him to assume any girls there would be interested in him. Also, even if they were, has he no self-control?
This didn't actually happen. It was planned but cancelled because of concerns. As has been pointed out the last 15 times this was posted on BP.
Sorry I missed it, guess I was doing something else on times 1 - 15.
Load More Replies...LOVE it - absolutely my kind of pettiness.... Talk about MEAT-ing of the minds. She's the WURST for having a BEEF over the aroma - glad the neighbors could HAM it up and are BACON her crazy.
If the vegans don't like the smell of meat from someone cooking in their own yard, why don't they stay in their own house, with the windows closed and a ventilation system? Taking someone to court over this is over the top. I, like all humans, am an omnivore. If someone choses to restrict their diet, for whatever reason, that's their business. But it doesn't give them the right to restrict what other people eat.
I married an identical twin. In looks only but I could tell them apart because of course I knew my wifes face and mannerisms well, they have a slightly different voice. The main way I told them apart was one of them married me and the other wanted me ran through a woodchipper. Just kind of a vibe.
I dated someone with a twin, too. Although the way I told them apart was that my girlfriend's brother had a beard.
Load More Replies...Ben looks like he's scared to death... blink twice if you need help!
I have seen a bit of a doco about them. They want every single thing in their life to be identical. They had a b.oob job and told the surgeon their b.oobs had to be exactly the same. They talk over each other and finish each other's sentences. They buy the exact same clothes, same make up, some underwear. Everything is identical.
Lucky and confused boyfriend. This is what is called an open relationship
While he kisses one of them the other could ****** his ********** ****** while **** ****** *******. (Edit: Really BP, cencoring something so innocent and natural?)
I have no idea what you were trying to say but for some reason I wanna call you a perv
Load More Replies...Tony: "No problem, Oscar. So is Emmy gonna be there? Or is she still visiting her Grammy?"
Soooo glad I wasnt the only one with similar thoughts🤣😭
Load More Replies...They lay around 80% of the day and still look like that. Why the hell doesn't that work for me?
Only those men who grasp prey heavier than themselves with their forearms while cutting off the blood and air supply with their jaws.
Load More Replies...Sounds like something I'll be hearing someday. Not soon, but someday.
In that case he won't need a fork to see her behind bars
Load More Replies...Why should he look thru the back side of the fork?
Load More Replies...The reason why is pretty great: The Windows cursor's arrow isn't symmetrical by design, but rather through a technique called optical balancing to appear symmetrical to the human eye and to improve usability and visibility on low-resolution screens. By being slightly tilted, it helps users pinpoint the exact interaction point, prevents it from blending into screen elements, and was easier to render on early pixelated displays. https://x.com/davepl1968/status/1837141066056868270
This has bothered me for years. I thought this was common knowledge. Has no one else ever spent hours trying to get the point of the arrow to line up with a corner nicely?
Load More Replies...Imagine celebrating the day your face made full contact with your mom's v@gina 😬
If it were me, I'd have to buy more than a box...
Load More Replies...I have lost count of how many times I have seen this image now and it still brings tears to my eyes!
I get myself a gift whenever I pass a test college is hard. ( I'm a civil engineering major for anyone curious)
May you need to move to larger lodgings to house all your gifts.
Load More Replies...I'm English so 'gift myself' sounds odd. I imagine climbing I into a box, and getting a trusted friend to seal the box and put a big ribbon bow on top and deliver me to the house of person with a birthday!
When you click on a new BP title only to realize you've already seen the post 2-3 times today.
That's true! Especially you don't get any of that s**t or just one word f***s it up for ya! Other than that is just something interesting in it. So you want to re-read it again and again....
Nice. I paid 350 for my Shepherd and he was the runt. Good boy though.
Here he is, can't think of a fitting name. 20250823_0...b3d9b4.jpg
Is that puppy even old enough to be away from her mother? I had a friend who bred these dogs, and her 8-week-old pups were much bigger than this one.
Good point. The first picture, no. That was taken at the owners house. We got him at 8 weeks, he was born Jan. 30.
Load More Replies...1300 in Metro Detroit. Ugh lol, no silver fridge, mine is from the mid 80s and gonna out live us all
She looks like she's ready to fight someone, and he looks miserable. Poor kid that had to grow up in that house.
Load More Replies...I love your name, I grew up with some hardcore bikers with peak dad humor : General F up, Major Disappointment, Captain Obvious, Private (too many to list, along with General )
Load More Replies...i saw that the other day! gh in enough is said like f, o in women is said like ih, and ti in fiction is said like sh
Load More Replies...HOLE lotta admiration for his creativity and how he ROLLS... but DONUT leave us hanging - did he get the job?
No man: if a guy this young had a boomer dad, the dad must have been active for a very long time.
I got one of these from my employer. I was disgusted, and showed it to two of my sisters. Their response? "Oh that's sweet!" 🙄 And yes, they have jobs.
How we used to text on our flip phones and Nokia brick phones before we had an alphabet keyboard.
They both smile like they want to strаnglе their sibling. Would that be a theater prop phone?
Gag gifts. My kids like to make opening the gift as difficult as possible!
Women these days watch too much TV and think life is supposed to be like MTV
As I am reading this, the poll votes were 0/50/50/0. Oddly satisfying.
Was just saying same in an above comment. It said new pics. Should have known after first one. Womp womp.
Load More Replies...As I am reading this, the poll votes were 0/50/50/0. Oddly satisfying.
Was just saying same in an above comment. It said new pics. Should have known after first one. Womp womp.
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