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X (formerly Twitter) is such a wild platform, and not just because of its extravagant, high-profile owner and the changes he’s made to it. The posts come at you quickly, loudly, and often without context, ranging from unhinged political takes to raw personal confessions, random flashes of profound wisdom, and much, much more. No matter how long you’ve been on the internet, you can't prepare yourself for everything. The content is so colorful that we even have a monthly series to show off the most memorable stuff we discover. Hi! Here’s May’s.

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Screenshot of a popular funny tweet from May shared in a viral collection of humorous tweets.

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    The way people interact on X has been changing. Research has shown hate speech increased on the platform immediately after Musk took over, and so too did the prevalence of most types of bots.

    A new paper from earlier this year replicated those findings. The study was conducted by a team of researchers led by Daniel Hickney from the University of California, Berkeley, and examined 4.7 million English-language posts on the platform from the beginning of 2022 through June 9, 2023. This period includes the ten months before Musk bought X and the eight months afterwards.

    It measured overt hate speech, the meaning of which was clear to anyone who saw the posts—it did not measure covert types of hate speech, such as coded language used by some extremist groups to spread hate but plausibly deny doing so.

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    The study found "a clear increase" in the average number of posts containing hate speech following Musk’s purchase of X.

    #3

    Funny tweet meme with cartoon crab character expressing awkwardness, part of popular May tweets collection.

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    Auntriarch
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, when my mother says "there wasn't all this PTSD, we just dealt with it" . Yeah, that's why grandad was still going out getting hammered and coming home and hitting nan 30 years after the war ended. She says he was so gentle before he went to war and he came back changed. Luckily she generally sees the point if someone else joins up the dots. But she's not doing badly for an 89 year old, fair play.

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    #5

    Funny May tweet showing a humorous cooking fail with a bag of chips beside a baked dish in the oven setting background.

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    Auntriarch
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    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I would have taken this photo and sent it to everyone too. And asked for name suggestions.

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    The volume of posts containing hate speech was "consistently" 50% higher after Musk took over X compared to before, a jump from an estimated average of 2,179 to 3,246 posts containing hate speech per week.

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    Transphobic slurs saw the highest increase, rising from an average of roughly 115 posts per week to about 418.

    The level of user engagement with posts containing hate speech also increased under Musk's watch. The weekly rate at which hate speech content was liked by users grew by 70%.

    #6

    Tweet about having flashbacks of unnecessary spending, highlighting funny tweets from May with relatable humor.

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    amy lee
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered if people experiencing war do this about food... And if that's why old people never threw food away.

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    #7

    Tweet from May humorously about planned conversations not going as expected, highlighting funny May tweets to share.

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    Ravenkbh
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! but i hate it when i forget my own lines!

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    #9

    A woman with braided hair sharing a funny May tweet about saying sorry and feeling "out of it" today.

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    Riley Quinn
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one is "I'm in a mood". Not saying what mood, but just a hint to let you know I'm not interested in whatever your plans are.

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    The researchers say these results suggest either hate speech wasn't taken down, hateful users became more active, the platform’s algorithm unintentionally promoted hate speech to users who like such content, or a mix of all of these factors.

    Researchers also reported a “potential increase” in the number of bot accounts, partly associated with a large upswing in posts promoting cryptocurrency.

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    #13

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from May about a dad planning a prank by acting normal at a brother’s wedding.

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    Dr. Michael J. Jensen, who is an associate professor at the University of Canberra, Australia, also noted that the researchers' access to X data was cut off during the study due to a policy change by the platform, which replaced free access to approved academic researchers with payment options that are more or less unaffordable.

    #14

    Screenshot of a funny tweet about baking soda and vinegar from a May collection of humorous tweets.

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    Armac
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * seriously considers doing this….

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    #17

    Tweet by verified user IT GIRL humorously asking for a friend with benefits, clarifying it means a boat, part of funny May tweets.

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    Shannon Donnelly
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d take some dental benefits, please and thank you

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    Only time will tell if this trajectory toward more hate will continue on X and elsewhere on the internet, but many industry experts aren't very optimistic about the future.

    Bill Ready, the chief executive of the image-sharing platform Pinterest, thinks artificial intelligence is largely to blame. "This question of tuning AI is central to how social media became so toxic," he said. "Think about how your own social media world has evolved over the past decade. When social media started out, it was a chronological view of what your friends posted, right? And, over time, it more and more became a view of what the algorithms thought you should see."

    #18

    Screenshot of a funny tweet about brushing teeth morning vs night, part of May tweets collection.

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    Marianne
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you in bed before brushing your teeth in the first place?

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    #19

    Tweet from May about a funny observation involving a 12-year-old wearing a shrimp scoliosis t-shirt, highlighting humor in tweets.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shrimp scoliosis is a serious problem! They don't have spines, so it's harder to diagnose

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    #21

    Tweet about spending less time on phone to enjoy childhood favorite of watching TV, part of funny tweets from May collection.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the olden days we watched whatever program was running at the time *old geezer sigh*

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    "The AI was told to maximise your view time, and it figured out that the things that would make you watch the longest were the ones that triggered you the most — whether it was the politician that really got you fired up, or whether it was things that made you covet somebody else's fake perfect life," Ready said.

    "As human beings, we're still wired the same way we were 100,000 years ago, when your brain was given a choice. Which thing should you pay more attention to? The thing that could be a nice lunch, or the thing that could make you [its] lunch? And, obviously, the thing that could make you [its] lunch required more of your attention. Things that drive fear, anger, envy, greed will grab the base of your brainstem, and the AI figured that out."

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    To describe the shift, Ready uses a metaphor where we see a car crash in front of us. "We all know you shouldn't look, right? But everybody peeks. With algorithmically derived feeds, the AI says: 'You looked, [so] I should show you another car crash. And you looked at that one, too. [So] I should show you another car crash. You looked at that one, too... ' Until, eventually, your feed is filled with nothing but car crashes. That is what has happened with social media."

    Folks, let's make an agreement. You keep up the demand for more light-hearted lists, and we'll keep delivering them. Let's resist.

    #26

    Tweet humor from May 2025 highlighting funny and relatable posts about everyday moments with high engagement.

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    Lukas (he/him, it/its)
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly yeah a good sandwich does make a s****y day better

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    #27

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from May about dreaming of meeting places, part of humorous May tweets collection.

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    Uncle Panda
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have time traveling beds and nobody said?!

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    #28

    Tweet from May humorously describing laundry as the hardest task, featured in funny May tweets collection.

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    Uncle Panda
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    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With help I could only get from BP's large population of depressed souls, I would like to announce that yesterday I washed the bed clothes and *remade the bed at the end of the same day!*"

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    #29

    Tweet about HBO Max changing its name, featured in a collection of funny tweets from May worth sharing.

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    Maggie Fulton
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think how much they probably get paid for this.

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    #31

    Tweet screenshot with a humorous comment about heat, featured in a collection of funny May tweets to share.

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    #33

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from May about fidget beers with removable labels, part of popular May tweets compilation.

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    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really? you have the self control to drink so slowly that you can peel off the label?

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    #34

    Tweet text humorous admission about first-time statements, posted on Twitter in May, reflecting funny May tweets.

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    Steve H
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it counts if you previously thought it rather than said it

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    #35

    People relaxing by a lakeside park near the Chicago skyline on a sunny day, part of funny May tweets collection.

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    John O'Donnell
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get one Pope…I mean the people of Hertfordshire haven’t been calling their county the cradle of the Papacy since 1154. At least, I hope they haven’t.

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    #36

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from May featuring a humorous plea for money to get to Carnegie Hall.

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    #37

    Tweet showing a Diet Coke bottle labeled Brian and a sandwich on a table, funny May tweets to share.

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    Paulsible deniability
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    6 months ago

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    #38

    Wolf disguised as a sheep representing humor in popular tweets shared in May from a funny tweets collection.

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    #39

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from May apologizing for being French, part of 66 tweets from May that are too funny to miss.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of the reason I don't think I'll be traveling abroad anytime soon. Having to wear an apology for being an American is not ideal tourist attire.

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    #40

    Mini Zen garden with white sand, rocks, a small rake, and a Zyn nicotine pouch container on a wooden table.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay I learned this the other day, they're called "shakkei". Edit: maybe I didn't learn this.

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    #41

    Tweet exchange about mistaken gender on a dating app, showcasing funny and relatable moments from viral tweets in May.

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    Spidercat
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    Took me way to long to work out cishet was actually a chimera word sent to harm the language. It's Cis Het.

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    #43

    Man digging with shovel in yard, shared in a funny May tweet about turning a pimple into an open wound, part of viral tweets.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I clicked on the "play" button like a moron XD

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    #44

    Tweet about a funny May memory involving a fight over a book's underlined text and humorous misunderstandings.

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    Uncle Panda
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    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We don't let cousin Jessup know where we live. He once gave us a bible with every single word highlighted as important." ~ Original Roseanne show

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    #45

    Tweet from May humorously comparing waking up to bludgeoning a baby deer, part of funny May tweets collection.

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    #46

    Tweet screenshot from May with humorous text asking someone to meow back, highlighting funny tweets from May.

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    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family meows at each other. When someone leaves the house we do not say "Im off" We say "Meow-meow!" And if we want attention we say "Meow?" Then the one hearing it must answer "Meow!" And if someone is upset they say "Mroowww!" We started it long before we got an actual cat, but yeah we are able to hold conversations with the cat now.

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    #47

    Tweet showing a humorous search result for mother of the bride dress with unexpected gown options in funny May tweets.

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    Shannon Donnelly
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering that so many wedding dresses these days look like lingerie (in my opinion), I’m not really surprised that the mother of the bride dresses are right up there. But I agree, that magenta… thing in the left bottom corner is something else because I truly don’t know any other way to identify it.

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    #48

    Funny tweet about craving the taste of private equity with images of olive oil, cookies, a drink, and snack bars.

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    #49

    Humorous tweet showing evolution of HBO Max logos with Warner Bros logo on a woman’s face, May tweets.

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    Arthur Waite
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta justify their Executive salaries.

    #50

    Funny May tweet with a humorous book illustration referencing summer, shared in a popular viral Twitter post collection.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always being the shortest in my class, I always identified with Madeline. I think that's where my envy of red hair began.

    #51

    Hand holding a David protein bar in a store, featured in funny tweets from May highlighting humor and social media posts.

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    Mreoww
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next thing y’all are going to tell me using Colgate toothbrushes is gay or something, and that men must go back to using reeds and sticks.

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    #52

    Tweet showing a cast iron skillet with humorous comments, part of funny tweets from May collection.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that pan, but I can't lift it with one hand any more. And nobody else wants it. Sad .

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    #53

    Funny tweet about techbros, English majors, and airfryer tater tots from a May humor collection.

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    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former English major, I can assure you that the value of my degree is not going up.

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    #55

    Funny tweet from May about cereal humor, shared with high engagement on social media in 2025.

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    Mreoww
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss cereal. I’ve discovered I’m allergic to dairy milk. Edit: lmao idk why somebody downvoted me for being allergic.

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    #57

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from May featuring a humorous comment about mixed women, shared on social media.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude probably finds mayonaise spicy

    #58

    Tweet about handling AI in the classroom with humor, shared among funny tweets from May readers.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about making them do their work in class, without screens?

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    #59

    Tweet screenshot from May featuring a funny comment about the word quintessential in a humorous context.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual visual representation of someone with a degree in English exsanguinating after reading this: exsanguina...719185.jpg exsanguinate-683d1f2719185.jpg

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    #60

    Tweet from May humorously discussing the phrase "that's buster" with over 45K likes and engagement.

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    #63

    Funny May tweets showing a pencil with a blue grip, shared humor from the May tweet collection.

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    #64

    Screenshot of a funny May tweet mentioning Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala, and Po from a popular TV show.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The five stages of drunkenness

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    #65

    A humorous tweet from May showing a creative visual joke with shoes, money, and a head, highlighting funny tweets from May.

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    Mreoww
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Fit so hard”??? What is “it”?

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