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40 Funniest Tweets People Posted On X In May
X (formerly Twitter) is such a wild platform, and not just because of its extravagant, high-profile owner and the changes he’s made to it. The posts come at you quickly, loudly, and often without context, ranging from unhinged political takes to raw personal confessions, random flashes of profound wisdom, and much, much more. No matter how long you’ve been on the internet, you can't prepare yourself for everything. The content is so colorful that we even have a monthly series to show off the most memorable stuff we discover. Hi! Here’s May’s.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
Yup, when my mother says "there wasn't all this PTSD, we just dealt with it" . Yeah, that's why grandad was still going out getting hammered and coming home and hitting nan 30 years after the war ended. She says he was so gentle before he went to war and he came back changed. Luckily she generally sees the point if someone else joins up the dots. But she's not doing badly for an 89 year old, fair play.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago (edited)
Yes, I would have taken this photo and sent it to everyone too. And asked for name suggestions.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Another one is "I'm in a mood". Not saying what mood, but just a hint to let you know I'm not interested in whatever your plans are.
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Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago (edited)
Shrimp scoliosis is a serious problem! They don't have spines, so it's harder to diagnose
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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago
In the olden days we watched whatever program was running at the time *old geezer sigh*
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Uncle Panda 1 year ago (edited)
With help I could only get from BP's large population of depressed souls, I would like to announce that yesterday I washed the bed clothes and *remade the bed at the end of the same day!*"
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Jan Rosier 1 year ago
really? you have the self control to drink so slowly that you can peel off the label?
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John O'Donnell 1 year ago
You get one Pope…I mean the people of Hertfordshire haven’t been calling their county the cradle of the Papacy since 1154. At least, I hope they haven’t.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Part of the reason I don't think I'll be traveling abroad anytime soon. Having to wear an apology for being an American is not ideal tourist attire.
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago (edited)
Okay I learned this the other day, they're called "shakkei". Edit: maybe I didn't learn this.
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Uncle Panda 1 year ago (edited)
"We don't let cousin Jessup know where we live. He once gave us a bible with every single word highlighted as important." ~ Original Roseanne show
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Kristiina Männiste 1 year ago
My family meows at each other. When someone leaves the house we do not say "Im off" We say "Meow-meow!" And if we want attention we say "Meow?" Then the one hearing it must answer "Meow!" And if someone is upset they say "Mroowww!" We started it long before we got an actual cat, but yeah we are able to hold conversations with the cat now.
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Shannon Donnelly 1 year ago
Considering that so many wedding dresses these days look like lingerie (in my opinion), I’m not really surprised that the mother of the bride dresses are right up there. But I agree, that magenta… thing in the left bottom corner is something else because I truly don’t know any other way to identify it.
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
Always being the shortest in my class, I always identified with Madeline. I think that's where my envy of red hair began.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
I have that pan, but I can't lift it with one hand any more. And nobody else wants it. Sad .
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Maggie Fulton 1 year ago
As a former English major, I can assure you that the value of my degree is not going up.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Actual visual representation of someone with a degree in English exsanguinating after reading this: exsanguina...719185.jpg 
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
The motherboy Lucille and buster bluthe next to Maye and Elon Musk was hilarious. My partner and I were cracking up.
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
The motherboy Lucille and buster bluthe next to Maye and Elon Musk was hilarious. My partner and I were cracking up.
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