Some husbands never really grow up. They might wear a suit to work every day, they might read the newspaper, and they might have seemingly adult conversations with other apparent grown-ups, but all they really want to do deep down is to break free from the shackles of conformity and simply become children again. Unfortunately for them however, their wives aren't always so sympathetic, and looking at this funny list of husband tweets compiled by Bored Panda, we can't really blame them! Which one do you find the funniest? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!
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Yes!! It's even harder with a mouth full of whipped cream. Trust me, I know from experience
my husband wouldn't help me get a wasp that was crawling down my shirt, but jokes on him because I ended up flashing his friend getting it out.
Reading all of these, it seems to be, that I am a child, not my husband
Better that than him slapping the bee with the newspaper and cause it to sting
this is exactly what I thought.. if I smush that spider then I have 2 messes to clean up.. 😅
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Funny! But even I know you'd be in the doghouse for at least 2 weeks!
Ah, the free essential things of life...Buying beer, opening child proof lids, and doing math
that would be an awesome movie and or video game withe controls of for honor
Oh my! This is the greatest dog costume ever!! I have to show my hubby! Our dog needs this, lmao!
You know women/wives can be big kids as well, it's not just a "husband thing". Many times it can be the other way around. The husbands are grown up and annoyed while the wives are having fun.
I am married to one of those husbands and i absolutely love it but part of the game is to not let him know that. We are getting older so we are not allowed to sneak up and beat very loudly on the bathroom door while the other one is in there. We are a little scared of heart attacks 😊. But nobody said anything about the window 😉. My only weapon is that he is very afraid of spiders 😀😉.
How would women react at this post if the title was "Tweets About Married Life That Prove Having A Wife Is The Same As Having A Big Kid" ? With tweets comparing female behaviour to children. Makes me wonder. *Now waits for women to downvote me instead of engaging in a discussion :p*
If it was a bunch of Tweet's by women being funny, I would be fine with it. And laugh, like I did here. Because these are jokes and many of them are hilarious. Feel better now?
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Who said whiny or entitled? Honestly? I don't see that anywhere. My husband and I are both big ol' kids. We have fun, like I imagine most of these men do. Don't take it so seriously.
Load More Replies... You know women/wives can be big kids as well, it's not just a "husband thing". Many times it can be the other way around. The husbands are grown up and annoyed while the wives are having fun.
I am married to one of those husbands and i absolutely love it but part of the game is to not let him know that. We are getting older so we are not allowed to sneak up and beat very loudly on the bathroom door while the other one is in there. We are a little scared of heart attacks 😊. But nobody said anything about the window 😉. My only weapon is that he is very afraid of spiders 😀😉.
How would women react at this post if the title was "Tweets About Married Life That Prove Having A Wife Is The Same As Having A Big Kid" ? With tweets comparing female behaviour to children. Makes me wonder. *Now waits for women to downvote me instead of engaging in a discussion :p*
If it was a bunch of Tweet's by women being funny, I would be fine with it. And laugh, like I did here. Because these are jokes and many of them are hilarious. Feel better now?
Load More Replies... Who said whiny or entitled? Honestly? I don't see that anywhere. My husband and I are both big ol' kids. We have fun, like I imagine most of these men do. Don't take it so seriously.
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