Some husbands never really grow up. They might wear a suit to work every day, they might read the newspaper, and they might have seemingly adult conversations with other apparent grown-ups, but all they really want to do deep down is to break free from the shackles of conformity and simply become children again. Unfortunately for them however, their wives aren't always so sympathetic, and looking at this funny list of husband tweets compiled by Bored Panda, we can't really blame them! Which one do you find the funniest? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!

#1

Husband Tweets

ArfMeasures Report

rakuninaru 1 year ago

hahahha LOL

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#2

Husband Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Marioara Popescu 1 year ago

Why is taking out the trash such a big deal?

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#3

Husband Tweets

GrantTanaka Report

Sitano Moto 1 year ago

Brilliant! I mean, it's funny, but not always true.

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#4

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lebeargirdle Report

John L 1 year ago

Everybody loves a Smart Ass, except the Missus.

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#5

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Brampersandon_ Report

Hans 1 year ago

It are the small thing in life that count!

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#6

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mynameisntdave Report

Superluminal1 1 year ago

I'm surprised the mugs weren't taken by a mugger.

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#7

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andyasadjective Report

Superluminal1 1 year ago

May the divorce be with you!

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#8

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iwearaonesie Report

Hans 1 year ago

You should probably stop the Acid.

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#9

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iwearaonesie Report

John L 1 year ago

Every grown man always keeps the little boy tucked away, for special occasions.

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#10

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KyleMcDowell86 Report

David 1 year ago

This is actually the most relevant question here. Why??

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#11

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granttanaka Report

Pi... 1 year ago

Husband: Space Wife: fix ozone layer

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#12

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thehyyyype Report

Quant 1 year ago

What I find weird is that he has a photo of his boss... ;P

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#13

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iwearaonesie Report

Bunnies are better!! 1 year ago

Yes!! It's even harder with a mouth full of whipped cream. Trust me, I know from experience

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#14

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david8hughes Report

Daniel Mallory 1 year ago

to the tune of when you wish open a star

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#15

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TheCatWhisprer Report

Pi... 1 year ago

Lol! This one made me laugh so hard!

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#16

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KalvinMacleod Report

David 1 year ago

Me, every time. It's the glittery smoothness that gives you away.

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#17

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truegritrumble Report

Hans 1 year ago

I think if a ball pit is eventually emptied, you will fine many...interesting...things.

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#18

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hardlyrelevant Report

Oscar 1 year ago

I'm laughing so hard and my parents keep telling me to calm down XD

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#19

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ruinedpicnic Report

Superluminal1 1 year ago

Bee good!

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#20

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ericsshadow Report

Superluminal1 1 year ago

That's the sealiest thing I've heard.

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#21

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xplodingunicorn Report

Pi... 1 year ago

Whew! That was close !

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#22

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ArfMeasures Report

Isabella S 1 year ago

I can imagine the wife giving him the death stare when he gets home

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#23

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ArfMeasures Report

Just a Purpler 1 year ago

The movie that just played through my head right now... XD

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#24

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Marlebean Report

Tiffany Wilson 1 year ago

If the MIL had raised him correctly the first time around, she wouldn't have needed to hand him back.

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#25

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KalvinMacleod Report

Zoey Aitchison 1 year ago

This so you Suggi Premkumar

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#26

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dafloydsta Report

Cahit Andaç 1 year ago

I'm laughing so hard at the office! had an awkward moment :D :D

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#27

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iwearaonesie Report

Bunnies are better!! 1 year ago

Ah, the free essential things of life...Buying beer, opening child proof lids, and doing math

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#28

77+ Funny Tweets That Prove Husbands Are Just Big Children

mrjohndarby Report

Eva Tóthová 1 year ago

oh, come on! this deserves to be much further to the top!

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#29

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KeetPotato Report

Derpy Bob 1 year ago

BUT HOW DOES THE DOG WEAR THEM

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#30

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KalvinMacleod Report

Hans 1 year ago

Well, it also is for the challenged. Whatever their challenge is...

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#31

Husband Tweets

wife_housy Report

Heather Keedy Bateman 1 year ago

Oh my gosh. YES!!!!!

#32

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Brampersandon_ Report

Franklin Barnabas 1 year ago

Hey! Not all men are dogs :/

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#33

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Superluminal1 1 year ago

This is milk and blood curdling!

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#34

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dafloydsta Report

ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

His wife is unfair....very sad

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#35

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iwearaonesie Report

Walkus-Andrew Andrea 1 year ago

I'm not a guy but I take a long time saying bye to the cat

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#36

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dafloydsta Report

Cadin Jordan 1 year ago

Haha Karen from spongbob aka computer wife

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#37

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ArfMeasures Report

JEFF THE KILLER 1 year ago

That's Grammar For You!!! XD

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#38

Husband Tweets

fro_vo Report

Maria Martin 1 year ago

HAHAHA

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#39

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Daniel Mallory 1 year ago

that would be an awesome movie and or video game withe controls of for honor

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#40

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KentWGraham Report

Maja Widawska 1 year ago

I just almost died laughing :D

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#41

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dafloydsta Report

Bunnies are better!! 1 year ago

hey, at least he didn't spend all their money

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#42

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rockymomax Report

Superluminal1 1 year ago

Baby One More Time!

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#43

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dafloydsta Report

tatty! 1 year ago

ahhhhh cold blooded !!

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#44

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rockymomax Report

Ladyz Magenderan 1 year ago

good one bruh

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#45

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moooooog35 Report

Daniel Mallory 1 year ago

why must it still be broccoli

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#46

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dafloydsta Report

The Bee Kwami 1 year ago

*eyes roll*

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#47

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iwearaonesie Report

The Bee Kwami 1 year ago

men

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#48

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ericsshadow Report

Markus McCloud 1 year ago

I pronounce salmon with the L, too. I thought I was the only one.

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#49

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TheHyyyype Report

Cheesybeansy 1 year ago

Now that's a burn!

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#50

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moooooog35 Report

Sitano Moto 1 year ago

Finally, the mom playing along!

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#51

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iwearaonesie Report

The Bee Kwami 1 year ago

best way to test it

#52

Husband Tweets

david8hughes Report

Oliver Nahlik 1 year ago

dont worry honey, i just win more

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#53

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KalvinMacleod Report

rakuninaru 1 year ago

she asked for it...

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#54

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adambroud Report

The Bee Kwami 1 year ago

lol

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#55

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dafloydsta Report

Socially Awkward 1 year ago

I would do that for my dog!

#56

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moooooog35 Report

The Bee Kwami 1 year ago

-_- no

#57

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fro_vo Report

Oliver Nahlik 1 year ago

fake dinner! So sad

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#58

Husband Tweets

iwearaonesie Report

Pepper 1 year ago

~magic~

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#59

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Brampersandon_ Report

Erica Love 1 year ago

sounds about right

#60

Husband Tweets

david8hughes Report

Hans 1 year ago

Schwimming and fighting with water is a difference of at least 20 seconds per lane swom.

#61

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rockymomax Report

JillVille Child Care 1 year ago

Oh my! This is the greatest dog costume ever!! I have to show my hubby! Our dog needs this, lmao!

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#62

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rockymomax Report

The Bee Kwami 1 year ago

who doesn't have doughnut glasses and who mature these days?

#63

Husband Tweets

dafloydsta Report

The Bee Kwami 1 year ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

#64

Husband Tweets

WorkingMom86 Report

#65

Husband Tweets

hippieswordfish Report

Cheesybeansy 1 year ago

Hahaha

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#66

77+ Funny Tweets That Prove Husbands Are Just Big Children

moooooog35 Report

The Bee Kwami 1 year ago

i don't get it but...HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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#67

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KalvinMacleod Report

#68

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tchrquotes Report

Silent Skeleton 1 year ago

whoops

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#69

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KentWGraham Report

The Bee Kwami 1 year ago

a better resolution

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#70

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rockymomax Report

Silent Skeleton 1 year ago

hell yeah

#71

Husband Tweets

rockymomax Report

Isabella S 1 year ago

Evil but funny!

#72

Husband Tweets

tchrquotes Report

Magpie 1 year ago

*does not plan ahead* does not share well with other kids* omg when do they grow up? ........and the trade in value is rubbish!

#73

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AndrewChamings Report

The Bee Kwami 1 year ago

aww

#74

Husband Tweets

trojansauce Report

Daniel Mallory 1 year ago

anything t prove how mature and manly we are

#75

Husband Tweets

rockymomax Report

Pi... 1 year ago

Lol! That sounded like Ned Flanders!

#76

Husband Tweets

ArfMeasures Report

The Bee Kwami 1 year ago

i don't get it

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#77

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xplodingunicorn Report

#78

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KalvinMacleod Report

tatty! 1 year ago

kalviinnnn doooooooesn'ttttt shhaaaaaaaaaareeeeee foooood !!!! #likejoey!

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#79

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dafloydsta Report

The Bee Kwami 1 year ago

HAHAHA

#80

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rockymomax Report

GoodWolf 1 year ago

Uh... kinky!

#81

Husband Tweets

KalvinMacleod Report

#82

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ArfMeasures Report

#83

Husband Tweets

gooooats Report