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Mannequins lead terrible lives. Every day, they stand in the same place, posing the same way. Ruthless retail employees even detach their limbs and strip them naked on a regular basis, too. Naturally, these poor creatures seek new experiences, adventures that would brighten up their dull days. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest times when mannequins escaped the norm, proving shopping can still be fun.

Wearing a baguette instead of a hat? Check. Rocking out to store music? Double check. These mannequins showed their 'personalities,' instantly becoming internet-famous. Scroll down to check out the plastic celebrities of the fashion industry and upvote your favorites!

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Thank God There Are Other People Like Me Out There

Thank God There Are Other People Like Me Out There

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Mannequins In Japan

Mannequins In Japan

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Miss Cris
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Woooow, I love them! I'd like all manequins were like them in order of those boring and unnatural poses

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Every Morning On My Way To Work, I Feel A Deep Spiritual Connection With This Mannequin

Every Morning On My Way To Work, I Feel A Deep Spiritual Connection With This Mannequin

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#7

My Friend Looks Exactly Like These Mannequins

My Friend Looks Exactly Like These Mannequins

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#8

I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look French

I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look French

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#9

Parenting Level... 2.5?

Parenting Level... 2.5?

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Chyppa Homer
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That day, you find out, you don`t need to open a college fund for your kid... :)

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#10

When Your Parents Would Make You Show Them The Clothes You Just Tried On...

When Your Parents Would Make You Show Them The Clothes You Just Tried On...

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#11

Went To Romania Recently, These Mannequins Gave Me Nightmares

Went To Romania Recently, These Mannequins Gave Me Nightmares

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nanashi
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

think about the person who had to close up shop, turn off the lights, and see the mannequins staring at them, with mouth wide open as if in glee, as they leave...

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#12

These Ornaments Make Store Mannequins Look Like Sims

These Ornaments Make Store Mannequins Look Like Sims

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Lizard Queen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have the sudden to put her in a pool, and make her swim til she dies. I can't be the only one.....

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#13

Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women

Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women

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#15

But I Don't Wanna Be A Mannequin!

But I Don't Wanna Be A Mannequin!

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#16

Cheer Up, Mannequin, It's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of Your Life

Cheer Up, Mannequin, It's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of Your Life

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stellermatt
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I wanted to knit blankets, drink gin and live on an Island, but no 'get married' they said, 'you'll have fun' they said...

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#17

This Rather Enthusiastic Mannequin

This Rather Enthusiastic Mannequin

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#21

Shadow Gives This Mannequin A Fablulous Moustache

Shadow Gives This Mannequin A Fablulous Moustache

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This Mannequin

This Mannequin

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Ehren Thomsen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's be honest, people: how many of us have already thought about putting little radio-controlled wheels on this mannekin, hide behind those racks, wait patiently until there's enough already unnerved people around, and then break all the Hell loose? The stampede would be legendary.

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Aud Wey
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So creepy!! He is trying to swallow our souls, watch out!!

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LA Juice
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who knew the Romanians had such an affinity for Jeff Sessions culture?

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RandomPkmnFan
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where in Romania is this? I am romanian and really want to know where this is

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Sky
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have seen hell, and it is terrifying! And rather short.

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mbergen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see Chucky found new work after starring in Childs Play

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Christopher Clark
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

159: The number of minutes since this mannequin has consumed a customer's soul.

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FABULOUS1
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is one of the creepiest things I have seen I wouldnt even consider the purchasing the item this devil child is wearing

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Taryn Wallace
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My old job had this mannequin and his hair is pointy and orange...he also comes with a girl who has blue hair and whose just as happy looking

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Blue Cicada
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the haunted house ride closes, and you need to sell the props.

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glowworm2
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks an awful lot like that "Bat Boy" picture that floats around on tabloids...

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Linda Matheny
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This mannequin will land your kid in counseling for a few months to a year!

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Jace
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These again. Whoever made these... must have been making Halloween decorations or horror movie props... and then someone sold them to stores for clothing mannequins...???

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Patricia Ross
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that thing will creep up behind you and bite a chunk right out of you

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Kat Olmstead
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy s**t! Warn a b***h before you slap that picture in my face. I thinkI just s**t myself.

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John Montgomery
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So when did the Joker start making mannequins? Wait a minute. It's the Joker. Are we sure these ARE mannequins.

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Malicity D'Obscura
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whomever designed these needs to be put on an island with one who made the plastic protection, shrink molded, better have sharps on you packaging.

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Sonia Leroux
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would not bring my grandkids shopping there. They would have nightmares the rest of their life.

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Linda Christian
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the game at the carnival where you use the squirt gun to fill the mouth with water

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Magpie
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This Auton has not quite got it right yet. Stretching mouth to get the plastic settled........hint for your search add T.A.R.D.I.S. to Auton

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Rin Rin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone call the exorcist and maybe a bunch off buddhist monks asap

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#25

Finally A Mannequin That Adequately Reflects How Buff I Look In Polo Shirts

Finally A Mannequin That Adequately Reflects How Buff I Look In Polo Shirts

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I Think The Mannequins In Chile Have Romania Beat

I Think The Mannequins In Chile Have Romania Beat

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#32

I Am Not Wearing This Sh*t!

I Am Not Wearing This Sh*t!

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#33

Someone Hung A Mannequin Underneath The Stairs At My University's Library. I Took A Picture And Flipped It Upside Down

Someone Hung A Mannequin Underneath The Stairs At My University's Library. I Took A Picture And Flipped It Upside Down

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I Raise You Two Creepy Mannequins

I Raise You Two Creepy Mannequins

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Efia
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When mannequins have a better love life than you :-D

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#35

Just Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women

Just Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women

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#37

I Saw This Mannequin At Target The Other Day

I Saw This Mannequin At Target The Other Day

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Lizard Queen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Odd snappy doggo. Taller than most, likes to chase unsuspecting shoppers. 10/10 would pet.

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#38

This Sex Shop Mannequin Looks Like She's Questioning Her Life Decisions

This Sex Shop Mannequin Looks Like She's Questioning Her Life Decisions

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This Hyped Up Mannequin

This Hyped Up Mannequin

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Dawn Baik
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he's celebrating the fact he didn't have to wear the red plaid pants behind him!

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#41

I See Your Nordstrom Mannequin, And I Raise You Macy's

I See Your Nordstrom Mannequin, And I Raise You Macy's

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#43

Passing By GAP, These Are Their Mannequins

Passing By GAP, These Are Their Mannequins

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Kati Laus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a mom of two toddlers - that’s exactly the angle you’re going to be looking at their clothes most of the time though 😊 For realism they should add a muddy puddle

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#44

Whoever Made This Mannequin Is Confused

Whoever Made This Mannequin Is Confused

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#45

Clear Mannequin Filled With Babies. Why Not?

Clear Mannequin Filled With Babies. Why Not?

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#46

I Think This Couple Is Having A Bit Of A Spat

I Think This Couple Is Having A Bit Of A Spat

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#48

Anyone Else Disgusted By Mannequins In General?

Anyone Else Disgusted By Mannequins In General?

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#49

The Mannequin Didn't Want To Be In The Mall Any More Than I Did

The Mannequin Didn't Want To Be In The Mall Any More Than I Did

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Janet Allison
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm all for promoting positive body image and more realistic proportions but I'm not for promoting bad posture.

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#51

Anyone Else Horrified That They Make Obese Mannequins Too Now?

Anyone Else Horrified That They Make Obese Mannequins Too Now?

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#53

I See Your Venezuelan Mannequins And I Raise You The Philippines

I See Your Venezuelan Mannequins And I Raise You The Philippines

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Body Standard For Women

Body Standard For Women

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