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If it sounds stupid, looks stupid, quacks like stupid, but also (kinda) works, is it still stupid? The jury’s still out on this one. What we know for sure is that in the world of life hacks, even the weirdest ideas can still have merit. All it takes is a bit of creativity and the willingness to stick a broken key into a potato to make a new grip. Genius and madness are often two sides of the same coin, after all.

Our team over here at Bored Panda wanted to share some of that peculiar worldly wisdom with you, so we’ve compiled this list of the most bizarre life hacks that (sorta, kinda, surprisingly) work. Scroll on down and remember to upvote the ones that impressed you the most, as well as the ones that got you giggling so hard, you had to take a five-minute break. Got a particular fave hack that you can’t wait to share with all of your friends semi-seriously? Let us know which one it was in the comments.

Who better to help navigate the world of silliness than a comedian? Comedy writer and musical stand-up comedian Ariane Sherine put an end to the age-old discussion about whether or not something's dumb if it works. "It’s actually very smart, and it’s a shame if people don’t use it through fear of looking dumb!" she told Bored Panda. Read on for the rest of our interview with Ariane.

In the mood for some more hacks and even more laughs to boost your mood? You’ll find our earlier posts about silly but functional life hacks over here and right here. Bon appétit.

#1

Relationship Hacks 101

Relationship Hacks 101

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WildHoneyPie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That might work but it'll be the dreaded Tickle Monster bringing the chips back...

ms Cabins
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahahaha, gonna try this asap!

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been there, done that but with my daughter instead.

Alditekim
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you sure you left it? Or....

Aya Hikage
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wouldn't work with my boyfriend tho because he either has his phone on mute or when the sound is on he doesn't stand up for every message he gets

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    #2

    Get Your Roommate To Clean The Apartment

    Get Your Roommate To Clean The Apartment

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if possible I would also look for a different roomate

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you come home and notice he moved all trash into your room, cleaned the kitchen but planned to blame the toilet mess on you...

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cruel, but I'd do it too

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just keep get well cards on my mantle so anyone coming over will think I'm too sick to clean and may even help doing it!

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    #3

    Solve Your Problems

    Solve Your Problems

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    Aurelia!
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    4 years ago

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    that last one got me like whaaaaaat

    Christina Schulte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running from a pack of wolves would be pretty intense cardio 🤭

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    felixreychman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, contrary to popular belief, wolves are not much for eating humans. Lions, however, as suggested by @Coleonema...

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh. Dont tell them so they still release wolves everywhere ;)

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was all about releasing wolves into Congress but then I thought, no. They will destroy those wolves.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, them wolves would become corrupted.

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    Zophra
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. I started really really laughing outloud. People won't wear masks? "Release the wolves!"

    Coleonema
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have wolves in my country...

    Coleonema
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind, we have lions, we'll use those instead

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annoying people at work? Wolves!

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That logic is like the dad in "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" using Windex for everything.

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but you have to admit, they do have a point.

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    British comedian Ariane explained that human beings tend to look down on ideas that sound dumb on a theoretical level because we want to appear much more intelligent than we might actually be. It's all to do with our (perceived) reputations!

    "Everybody wants to think they’re smart (even if they’re actually Donald Trump!) and people hate feeling stupid or being duped. If a piece of advice doesn’t sound helpful, I guess people who see themselves as clever will automatically reject it rather than try it and risk feeling dumb," she shared with Bored Panda.

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    #4

    How To Get A Free Gift For Your Wedding

    How To Get A Free Gift For Your Wedding

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    chrissy goodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wish i tried this back in october

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send it either way. The assistant isnt going to check if you are already married ;)

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If any panda tries this please make a post cause we need to know if it works!!

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double life hack.... you don't even need to really be getting married to try this

    Tina Ciancia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s how we got a signed wedding card from Phil Collins.

    The Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, that wouldn’t work very well for newlyweds. They’re already married!

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well ... you could also PRETEND to be having a wedding and send out those invites and wait for the gift.

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's no billionaire in 100 km radius of my wedding

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem, they don't know or care where you live.

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    Al Christensen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A former brother-in-law did a variation on this. His surname was very common in the region, so he sent high school graduation announcements to everyone in the phone book with the same last name. Hundreds of people. He raked in quite a bit of money.

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    #5

    If It's Stupid And It Works It's Not Stupid

    If It's Stupid And It Works It's Not Stupid

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    Maul!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so you still get 2 rugs, right? that's a win win!

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sell one of them as custom $500 pink cow rug, profit!!

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    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    skillz ..... you know its real good when a Z is added

    Amy Pattie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s so good, seriously thought it was professionally done

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whilst they won't last as long, I must say they look cute.

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The duct tape part will last forever.

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    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presumably she could fit the cut-outs together and have 2 rugs???

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is some pretty awesome DIY

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's brilliant. But maybe dyeing would have worked too?

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what? I'm confused, what exactly did she do??

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you click the actual link below the photo, the pictures show up better. Basically she bought a solid pink rug and a solid white rug and then cut out interesting shapes and then fit them together like puzzle pieces and just taped it together on the back.

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    #6

    My Dad Apparently Sneaks His Remote Into A Local Bar So He Can Change The Channel When He Doesn’t Like What’s On. I’m Equally Embarrassed And Impressed

    My Dad Apparently Sneaks His Remote Into A Local Bar So He Can Change The Channel When He Doesn’t Like What’s On. I’m Equally Embarrassed And Impressed

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he had a smart phone he could download a universal remote app so he wouldn't need to take the remote.

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait but why would his remote work on the bar tv...?

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, universal remotes aren't specific to any brand. So, you can use them for almost any electronics manufacturer.

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    ToxiCity
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine if another guy is also using this trick and they both fight for what channel is on

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At some point, we all wished we had done this

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, when I was a bartender a while ago, I had a regular that did this. It was SO annoying and obnoxious. The TVs are for everyone, not your own specific tastes like watching the fishing channel! He thought it was so so funny. Manager gave him a talking to and took it away from him. Just no buddy, you aren't funny.

    Brigs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmmm.....i don't see how his remote will work on a random tv??

    Alex Mont
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its for a Rogers TV box. Which is only in Canada. If the bar has a Rogers box then anyone can decode it with their rogers remote

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    Meanwhile, Ariane, just like us, is a huge fan of avocados. Not surprisingly, her favorite life hack has to do with them and how they have an "inbult ripeness sensor" that lets you tell if the avocado is overripe or still green (yes, yes, they're always green, but you know what we mean!).

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    "You know how hard it is to tell whether an avocado’s ripe before cutting into it? Simply twist the stem. If it doesn’t come off, it’s underripe; if it comes off and is green underneath, it’s ripe; if it’s brown underneath, it’s overripe. Voila—no more rock hard or mushy grey avocados!" she shared, adding that she has, just us, found that supermarkets promoting 'ripe' avocados tend to lie about just how ripe they really are.

    #7

    Life Hack 100

    Life Hack 100

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great Idea!! I will definitely use this! /s

    Zucchini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why your comment is sarcastic. I will definitely be doing this!

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    J. Cole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what they did there...

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, this may be an unpopular opinion, but I just don't get valentines day, at least, not the modern cashgrab of an event it has become. You should NOT need a special day to treat your partner to something nice, or show how much you love them. All valentines day is now, is an excuse for various companies to squeeze more money out of you as you purchase cards/gifts/fancy dinners...

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner and I agreed we'd pick our own day rather than end up being charged excessive amounts just because it's Valentine's day and a friend said 'oh how unromantic'. Seriously? Never saw being fleeced as terribly romantic personally but go ahead and pay double for a bunch or roses - just like every other sucker. I'm with you Rose!

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    Brooklynn Beall
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can we all just realise at the bottom left, it says st. valentines day

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works for bdays too, from personal experience. :D

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *polishes glasses* Oh, bday! Not baby. Did seem rather mean! 🤣

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    #8

    Unethical Life Pro Tips

    Unethical Life Pro Tips

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    Commander OwO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still be bilingual and an idiot :)

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right. Now, you can be an idiot in two languages.

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. As a person who speaks more than one language it is crazy how much you forget. I 'live' in english and when I go back home to speak spanish my family cannot stop mocking me for how bad my spanish has gotten xD

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My colleagues at work and I just use the word in a different language and nobody finds it weird. A bit funny, but not strange. We live in Korean, and we use at least 3 languages simultaneously for work (Korean+English+the language you're assigned to work with). And we all talk this way and understand each other perfectly. ♡

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    devi L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds good until they say oh what language do you speak.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't hide my idiocy very well so I would be discovered as a fraud quick smart lol.

    Jess-a-men
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The really awful part comes when you forget the english word, try to remember what it's called in your first language and realize that you've forgotten that as well.

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if they ask what the word is in another language? What do you do?

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    #9

    If You Stain A Shirt, You Can Simply Outline The Stain With A Sharpie And Give It A Name. This Will Make It Seam Like You Visit Islands

    If You Stain A Shirt, You Can Simply Outline The Stain With A Sharpie And Give It A Name. This Will Make It Seam Like You Visit Islands

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    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda reminds me of that dog bleach art post.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stains rarely look this picturesque, I could maybe turn it into a bird poop shape or Pompeii mid Vesuv eruption.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pour more food on it till you get a shape of stain that you like. :-)

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can you show me on the map?" *Runs*

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just claim some Spanish-sounding explorer made it up to pad out their journal. For bonus points, claim it had "Shores of gold" and "Mystical beasts such as [GREEK MYTHOLOGICAL MONSTER]".

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    Mimi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ingenious! Too bad it won't work on woolen sweaters...

    Ki Li
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, just needle felt around it with black wool lol

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    HoOmAn BeAn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COLD BREW STAIN ISLAND YESSSSSS

    luvdemhogs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the sleaziest mustache I've ever seen. I love it!!

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    Life hacks come in all shapes and sizes. From tiny modifications to how you go about your day for increased efficiency to some seriously out-of-the-box thinking that stays with you, changing your entire perception about life and how you’ve been living it.

    #10

    Learn When To Cry

    Learn When To Cry

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because no one will judge you for not getting a grip! 😳

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Even friends and family will judge you if you are depressed. Imagine at work. They would try to fire you.

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also works with thing like broken bones: if you have a shattered femur for example, just exercise enough self control to un-break it come Friday night, you can loosen up and have it be broken again on Monday.

    Nyneva Kyte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adult version of childhood hack

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never complain at my off, cause there is nothing better than to complain with your colleagues at work with a cup of coffee!

    Farid Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take 'poop time' longer on workday.

    zMajci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a conflict of interest if depression is not due to work

    Iampazuzu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So good, thank you Mr. Lawyerman!

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    #11

    Modify Your Online Workout By Turning It Off

    Modify Your Online Workout By Turning It Off

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am tired of youtube classes "for begginers" that are really hard. Last pilates class I tried started with "we do 10 push ups". F**k her and her pushups.

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I tried a "beginners" workout that wanted me to do 10 pushups, followed by 10 squats and then a 1 minute plank. Bro if I could do any of those I wouldn't be looking for a beginners workout....

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    J Y
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once went all the way to the gym to realize that the class was one hour later. So instead of working out anyways I bought a brownie and went home.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put the pancakes on a plate and put the plate on your knee; use your opposite elbow to check the pancakes haven’t gone cold!

    Fuzzy Lark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I signed up for a healthy eating class, got hungry while listening, had some pizza

    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have stayed in the class while making pancakes. Ultimate power move.

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    #12

    Shark Attack

    Shark Attack

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    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    joke on you, shark skin is covered with tiny sharp "teeths", so shark just counter-bite your counter-bite

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True its awesome to touch their skin. Its like sandpaper

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    jazz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A chunk of flesh for a chunk of flesh, I always say.

    PiscesMama
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never know, the shark could respect your gumption and not eat you...

    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punching the shark could be more useful than biting it. Google "Mick Fanning shark".

    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard that sharks don't actually like our taste. This is why most times, a shark will only bite once and leave.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For most breeds of sharks, we are incredibly bony and lacking fat, compared to their normal prey. This is reversed with tiger sharks, who eat sea turtles, so we are like a soft chew for them.

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    Aragorn II Elessar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m gonna strike preemptively. Bite those angry chomps first.

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you survivive you will probably be addicted to shark meat

    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or die from a methylmercury intoxication instead of the shark attack.

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    Leslie Burleson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he'd show off his bite scar to his shark friends

    mr. cheeto chester
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me: *bites shark* shark: he wasn't supposed to do that!

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    In short, life hacks are concentrated bits of worldly wisdom that people have picked up during their lives. We’ve all got at least a few pearls of wisdom that we can share with others, but we’re sometimes not aware that it’s something that others wouldn’t know about.

    #13

    If It Works It's Not Stupid

    If It Works It's Not Stupid

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can keep your herd together with minimal effort, it is not stupid.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just another Big Agriculture ploy to put decent hardworking sheepdogs out of a job. THINK OF THE PUPPIES

    Laura Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably works with younger children too

    Blondhorsecrazy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome! I love the thinking on this.

    Sharon Collier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares if people think you look like a dork? If it works, you're a genius!

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubles as a workout for the arms. :D

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually genius. He doesn't need a dog or helper

    Robin Childers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if it works with small children?? *Only joking, people.*

    Ki Li
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd probably climb the sides and do a tuck and roll escape.

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    #14

    How To Hack Life

    How To Hack Life

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    Mahmoud Desoky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then you miss your chance with the only person who actually wanted to swipe right

    elStiJneriNO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah the perfect recepy for a lot of bad first dates

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tinder: he is too dangerous to be kept alive.

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my eye would probably give up from all the turning before I can swipe 💳

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is a work of genius. :D

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    #15

    How To Be "Productive"

    How To Be "Productive"

    gwatsky Report

    jazz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seems too complicated...I'll do it later.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I'd be switching to project C and just accumulate the whole alphabet until I give up and move to a different writing system.

    elStiJneriNO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm procrastinating on BP and project A and B are falling behind twice as fast now.

    David L Rattigan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally my method for accomplishing things.

    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I do all the time.

    cookie panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is actually... pretty genuine compared to some of the other ones.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this normal? And what happened to projects B and C? Only an amateur would have just 2 things going at once.

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually that's how I do my work.

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I do for homework. When I don't want to do something, I pick up my other work and do that. Technically I'm still working.

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    While some life hacks we pick up from others, improving them to fit our needs, others are, as Bob Ross would say, “happy little accidents.” It just goes to show that even when we think that we’ve got life all figured out, a small slip or mistake can actually be an opportunity to live life better. I mean, I probably won’t use a potato as a key handle until I absolutely have to, but it’s good to have the idea about how flexible I can be somewhere in the back of my head.

    #16

    Smart

    Smart

    marklutchman Report

    Alex the awful German
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "modern problems require modern solutions"

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same if you discuss about the virus and the vaccines!

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is so...you're better off not being in close contact anyway.

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    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh , I think I unfriended almost half of my FB friends

    Bonniebluebutler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I've been to my last class/family reunion in just this fashion.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Discussing religion would probably work as well.

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    #17

    Gym Tip

    Gym Tip

    ronnui_ Report

    Coleonema
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am now thinking of Planet Fitness meme completions

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lift 1 kg weight 1000 times so you can brag that you lift 1 ton

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did lift a ton once. We got a huge delivery of soil for our animal enclosures and we needed to spend two days shoveling it in baskets and wheelbarrels. We realised that we did about 1t each of that damn soil.

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    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's basically the Compound Effect: you start out small but repeat it consistently, then improve a bit everyday.

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as bernie shotz once said: "i lift the five pound weights now, so that later, the one pound weights feel lighter"

    Nica Van
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this article is tongue-in-cheek, but this one actually makes sense beyond it being a life hack. Low weights + high reps = lean, toned muscles.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less chance of pulling a muscle and doing yourself some awful injury.

    jknbt jknbt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    low weights/high reps builds cardio...

    John Topper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The remote control is even lighter and you don't have to drive to the gym to lift it.

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    #18

    How To Avoid Conversations

    How To Avoid Conversations

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    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    use "I have a meeting in a few minutes" for extra sophistication

    Rhea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually use "I expect another call" and "Sorry, I have to hang up, I've got a call waiting" with certain collegue's :P

    Shaurya Joshi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don’t just end call. Turn on airplane mode, it will say “call failed” instead of “call ended”

    HoOmAn BeAn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i.....wow. That is genius.

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Childish! Psshh... Just say you're underwater, drowning, so make it quick.

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait just a minute. My ex-husband used to do this to me all the time.

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    For the Greek philosopher, Aristotle, practical wisdom (also known as practical rationality or ‘phronesis’) was the highest intellectual virtue. “Phronesis is the complicated interactions between general (theory) and practical (judgment),” one paper explains.

    #19

    I Figured Out You Don’t Actually Have To Assemble These Things

    I Figured Out You Don’t Actually Have To Assemble These Things

    ImWadeYo Report

    Tara Brooks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this for a while with my vanity. It doesn’t get scratched either 😂

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does Daniel complain about still being in the box? Did you at least put in some air holes?

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And light brown goes with practically anything.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides, it’s such a classy look 🙄

    Dargallo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs drawers anyway 🤦‍♂️

    W. 5
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You nailed it without nailing it

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can learn to say 'accent table' in 2 other languages, without really trying.

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    #20

    My Brother Wanted To Measure The Trees In His Yard. This Is How Did He Did It

    My Brother Wanted To Measure The Trees In His Yard. This Is How Did He Did It

    Shwnwllms Report

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    new unit of measurement 👏 the tree in my yard measures 5 Shwnwllms brothers

    Bernard Franklin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the same origin as the unit of measure called Smoot (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoot)

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    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So in the UK, when there is an issue with a tree, the height has to be recorded on the local council's documents. There is a fixed procedure to measuring the height of a tree and is goes like this: Take a pencil (or pen) and hold it vertically. Close one eye and walk backwards, with the pencil in your outstretched hand. When the pencil and tree are the same length, stop. Turn the pencil horizontally, with one end level to the base of the tree. Register where the other end is, ensuring it is level with the tree. Go to that point and measure the distance from there to the base of the tree.

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man is a pioneer... he should be in maths books all over the world (and yes, it's maths not math if you speak English)

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    americans will use anything but the metric system

    A Cat Named Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he took a picture of himself standing in front of the tree and then he cut and pasted himself to see how tall the tree is. Smart!

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think so? I thought he actually brought in a bunch of guys that looked exactly like him to stand on each others shoulders. Huh, brilliant

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    #21

    Well If It Works It Works

    Well If It Works It Works

    Potter_Pegasus Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It not only detects earthquakes but also looks suitably horrified

    Art Tomboy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard apple juice dribbled out my nose

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one gets me every time. Also, it's adorable.

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then you'll be scared every time you see googly eyes

    Shadow4523
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it dosent only detect earthquakes...

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    While we might not immediately link life hacks to something as profound as Aristotelean philosophy, they do hold some things in common, specifically the practical and correct application of theoretical knowledge. And considering that some of these life hacks help solve real-world issues (however small they might be), they shouldn’t be dismissed despite how dumb they might sound on a purely theoretical level.

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    #22

    Zip It Up

    Zip It Up

    doublewenis Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great twitter handle for this advice

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And make eye contact ;)

    Sam rice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maintain eye contact

    Susan Stead
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I laughed so hard at this one!

    Nikki Owens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me physically cringe.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just be a man" would be difficult for some of us.

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    #23

    Test Your Hairstyles On Your Kids

    Test Your Hairstyles On Your Kids

    momjeansplease Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you have those little things... "animal testing replacement"

    Alex the awful German
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey, just in case you are wondering whether you should have kids or not: thats one on the "pro" side!

    MAX THOMPSON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine punished edward saying "what more are they for?" What a jerk.

    Naima Valdez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kinda f****d up but.. b-ut

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is a fringe even called 'bangs' in America?

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    #24

    If You’re Broke And Can’t Afford Coasters Grab Some Flooring Samples From Home Depot. They Are Free And Come In A Variety Of Colors And Finishes

    If You’re Broke And Can’t Afford Coasters Grab Some Flooring Samples From Home Depot. They Are Free And Come In A Variety Of Colors And Finishes

    Jaunt- Report

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *immediately grabs keys to go to Home Depot*

    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We once ordered some flooring samples because we actually wanted to see flooring samples... but yep, that's how they're being used now!

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or go to ikea. They sell like 1000 cork coasters for a euro.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, that is a pretty cool idea.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the hardwood samples. They charge you $1 for those. Go with the vinyl plank, it's waterproof and has a grippy backing.

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A new Home Depot opened near me recently. May have to check out their coaster selection.

    Windbound
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *home depot theme intesifies*

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    Life hacks might not be as mighty as author John Bradshaw explains in his book ‘Reclaiming Virtue’ (i.e. practical wisdom being “the ability to do the right thing, at the right time, for the right reason”), but they are a reflection of humankind’s ability to adapt and overcome challenges, from the tiny and ridiculous to the profound and consequential. There’s nothing wrong with MacGyvering a solution if conventional knowledge fails us!

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    #25

    Life Pro Tip

    Life Pro Tip

    StagnantSoldier0947 Report

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you still won't learn how to spell it tho...

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact - They don't ask your name in Korean Starbucks shops.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, right. Starbucks asks for your name, and writes it on your cup. What if she gives a fake name?

    devi L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol what if you're ordering for her and they ask you! Then she looks at you.. awkward.. lol

    Amy Pattie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband hates Starbucks, if he ever takes a client there I’ll know why...

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is indeed a practical trick --- prospective clients introducing themselves, next visit I've totally forgotten their names yet they know yours; this gets me out of that bind.

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    ???
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the awkward part where you have to hit the restroom and she orders while you're in there and the barista calls out a name and neither of you know if that is hers or not.

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    #26

    Started Staining The Deck And Needed To Keep The Dog Off The Deck Boards. Solution Found

    Started Staining The Deck And Needed To Keep The Dog Off The Deck Boards. Solution Found

    brotatohead Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is assuming your dog is afraid of the vacuum cleaner. I had a neighbour with a Boston Terrier that loved the vacuum. Weird doggo.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old mastiff was so lazy that he wouldnt move from the floor if you were vaccumming or brushing the floor. You could brush him or vacuum around him and he would not move. What a sweet boy. 49 kilos of love.

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    Nat Hedley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago I had a cat, a tiny little thing from a shelter who was scared of the vacuum. One day I was cleaning the roller so the vacuum was laying on the floor 'belly up' while I went to get scissors to cut through the threads, hair etc. I came back just in time to see my cat stalk up to it then banzai onto the roller and attack it with all four paws. It's like she thought this was her chance to finish the beast once and for all. I was so proud of her.

    Vero Morales
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    4 years ago

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    aswww the dog behind the stairs

    Draco's Dragonfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I thought at first sight too! But it's the BBQ! LOL Unless I'm missing something you didn't. :)

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    Katy McMouse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was the only one! Whenever my first dog would be barking his ass off and wouldn't respond to my commands to stop, I'd drag my vacuum through the yard towards him. Eventually, it got to the point where all I had to do was yell "vacuum" out the door and he'd stop. My neighbors, a decade later, are still laughing at that.

    Shauna Voigt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone ever broke into my house and tried to murder me, my dog would literally bring them her ball to throw for her when they are done with my murder. I turn on the vacuum and the same dog attacks it with such bravery one would think she deserves a medal for saving everyone in the house.

    Emma Klein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a baby my dog would protect me from the vacuum. He would stand between me and it shaking but he would refuse to move.

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog isn't afraid of the vacuum so this wouldn't work.

    CORLEONE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see, the dog does not like to vacuum the house that much LOL

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    #27

    When Your Landlord Says "No Dogs!"

    When Your Landlord Says "No Dogs!"

    Belazur Report

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sheep, that's their main purpose, to look suspicious.

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just a pug in sheep's clothing. Heh.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why is your sheep barking?" "He's bilingual."

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on today's episode of Shaun the Sheep

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a pig and cities here wont allow them

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    But what life hacks do you have to share with all the other Pandas? Are they something that you discovered by accident or did you see them somewhere? Do you believe that life hacks can be considered to be successful if they’re really dumb but work? What’s the absolute stupidest life hack you’ve ever seen that still (kinda, sorta, surprisingly) works? Let us know what you think below.

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    #28

    If It's Stupid And It Works It Ain't Stupid

    If It's Stupid And It Works It Ain't Stupid

    mrbik225 Report

    Phendrena
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, British person here. Let's clear this up as there are some daft comments below such as "Apparently mixer taps are more expensive there". Historically, hot and cold water were kept separate to prevent contamination through cross connection. Cold water comes into the house and to the cold tap directly from the mains supply and is thus safe to drink. Hot water, while also coming via the mains supply would be channelled into an in-house water storage tank, usually in the loft and they didn't always have a secured lid thus if an animal got in and drowned in the water then your hot supply isn't safe to drink as it is contaminated. Bylaws prevent the two supplies from meeting until they exist the tap - this is still true even with a mixer tap.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the dual taps is the stupid part,

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, it really is, and I say this as a brit where dual taps are pretty damn common. With that said, most people have upgraded to "mixer taps" which is usually the two taps leading to one "chute" that does what this bottle does instead, or we have singular taps now too that left=cold right =hot etc. xP

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    LakeMonster
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good hack in reply to a stupid design.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just water, though. And you can easily switch it out with a new model

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mixer Tap Conversion Kit!!

    devi L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the hot water will start shrinking the plastic over time or give out depending on how hot your water is. Should've used a pvc

    Deborah Schultz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa! This is actually a very good idea!

    KitKatss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not so sure it's a good idea, it's good in general but usually hot water melts plastic and makes a horrible smell, but even though it mixes the hot and cold after, the hot water still hits the bottle first, idk still good though

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    #29

    How To Have Fun As A Parent

    How To Have Fun As A Parent

    i-like-to-be-wooshed Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be the last one except it wouldn't be intentional. Never been good at skateboarding.

    TheLazyPoki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well this is kinda like a scooter since the stroller is attached to the skateboard-

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    lowercase
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kick flip the child

    Ileana Sky Aviles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Especially when you're starting to rethink parenthood!

    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last panel though. Kid is like 'oh noooooooo'

    Deleted
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cousin throckmorton the skater, also know as throcky

    Holly Molly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all good, the baby is strapped in

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    #30

    Meanwhile This Person Is Living In 3018

    Meanwhile This Person Is Living In 3018

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna try this now!! Edit: i tried to do this, but it doesn't work well

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All funs and games when the cable decides "eh, I'm done." (I tried this and suffice to say, I now have a new phone.)

    Codie Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully it's kept on silent mode. I'd imagine if it started vibrating, it could potentially be a problem.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who put the outlet in upside down?

    Shazz Winchester
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will probably damage your charging port, and bend the cable pins too, #Nerdvice

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the force on the charging port will eventually result in damage, especially if this is a microUSB connector.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel nervous just looking at that

    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to potentially ruin a phone, cable and possibly a socket in one go.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if your wall socket doesnt hoild the plug tight and just the weight of the phone alone makes this a fail

    molly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i though everyone did this

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    #31

    Finally A Useful “Life Hack”

    Finally A Useful “Life Hack”

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    Mr. Derpy Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friend was emailing me and he started being a jerk, so i repeatedly sent him "ERROR this user has blocked you. any messages sent to this user will automatically be sent to their inbox." HE BOUGHT IT TOO!

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    Shaurya Joshi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would try this. If only people texted me :(

    Maria Schneider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't ALL messages charged to the broadcaster?

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Madly starts writing this down!!! I got you now Weight Loss Telemarketers!!

    MAX THOMPSON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The life of an introvert is amazing

    Silviu Leibovici
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe in states... rest of the world sms local is free ... mostly...

    Julia Weichsler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could just block the number...

    moose man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i got something like this from a friend while on vecation with im... i belived it. gotta admit it was a good prank

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    #32

    5 Second Rule

    5 Second Rule

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    jazz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what will happen if they get to you after 4 seconds?

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that only works on well-educated cannibals. The others don't stick to the rules, like some kind of an animal! [Also I think all UK cannibals work with a 3-second-rule.]

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or set fire to your self and spread butter from your toes to your forehead. Then jump face down on the floor and count for 3 seconds. No creature eats toast that's fallen butter side down.

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but the five seconds feels like decade

    jknbt jknbt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if a bear attacks at night, he has come to eat you... playing dead only makes it easier

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    #33

    Vaccinate Your Computer

    Vaccinate Your Computer

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    Tracy Baparam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, vaccinate your computer!

    Marik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But ... but... your PC might get autistic ó.ò

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not have pictures of bovines as your background photo, as that would encourage herd immunity, which is completely overkill...

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works with human, so why can't it work with computers

    Alison Cane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually this is sort of how antivirus programmes work. You tell the programme the code to look for (like a vaccine)

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know someone here is gonna try it, one of the kids.

    Maria Schneider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dah taht idae smoe weeks goa, adn it si worgink perfelyc, on moer vriuses on my copmuter snice taht!!

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    #34

    A Flood Can Be A Great Opportunity To Turn Your Home Into An Aquarium

    A Flood Can Be A Great Opportunity To Turn Your Home Into An Aquarium

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    Gemma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When's the last time they had a chance to swim around here? They're probably loving it!

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    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, what a way to check your weatherproofing. . . .

    Lis Daglish
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this. It’s like a zoo for fishes. A fish day out looking into other peoples houses.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby would be on the roof with his fishing gear.

    Farid Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revenge. Now fish going Human Watching on land.

    Rannveig Ess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those fish probably think they hit the jackpot and are in Fishie Disneyland. Bonus: If you open the door fast, you can grab dinner! ;)

    Jessica
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would drown there is no way my windows seal is that great

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    #35

    Stay Thin Y’all

    Stay Thin Y’all

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    BananaJo
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    4 years ago

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    I mean good idead, but usually they're half full, so it might look a little sus

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quickly make it towards the halfway mark, and you're good.

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    Your Average Pooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make sure not to show anyone while you are doing that.

    ???
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is funny how pringles can pack em full.

    PansexualPancake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or just eat them all then invite people over

    Nyneva Kyte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will the next day when you're on the toilet for 4 hours

    Violet Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insert clever "now you're thinking" GIF here.

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    #36

    Because It’s Sunny I Want To Work Outside But It’s So Bright I Can’t Really See The Screen. Putting Your Laptop In A Box Blocks Out The Light, So Your Laptop Screen Is Bright. It Also Keeps Laptop Cooler

    Because It’s Sunny I Want To Work Outside But It’s So Bright I Can’t Really See The Screen. Putting Your Laptop In A Box Blocks Out The Light, So Your Laptop Screen Is Bright. It Also Keeps Laptop Cooler

    benlouislebu Report

    Fred Bigox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But its blocking the fans on bottom of lap top therefore overheating it

    vogonpoet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A desk would also block the fans according to this logic. Sorry, I had to point that out.

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    Piper McLean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m out in the sun and guess what I. Just brought out

    The Cute Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to add a hole next to laptop vent..

    Stijn Kraft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely won't keep it cooler if it has a fan though :D. But yes, they sell monitor hoods for that :)

    ???
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    outside in the irritating sun and bugs with a bulky computer. I would stay on the couch in the ac with a phone.

    Siah avis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a surface top computer from the 90s haha

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have done this and it does work.

    Kateryna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except people think you are crazy, saying you're working while you keep playing with the box

    diarykeeper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just get a bigger box for yourself and the laptop. The sun will heat the whole thing. #Catsknowbest

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    #37

    Hmmm

    Hmmm

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    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have that one friend backing us up

    BOU
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He found a mate. Stoneage 2.0

    Liz
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of people who just find this funny and aren't concerned for the woman is disturbing. A group of friends and I once intervened when a guy was clearly trying to take advantage of a woman. We were on an elevator coming down from a bar, she was way too intoxicated, possibly drugged. He was holding her up, she couldn't even stand. We asked if she was ok, and he said he was her boyfriend. We didn't believe him and called 911 when we got off the elevator (no signal). And we wouldn't let him leave and stayed with her. Luckily there were EMTs already on the way, responding to a call for underage drinking (there was a prom going on in the building). So they arrived very quickly (some went to the other call and some stayed with us). And of course, as soon as they got there, he disappeared. If you see something like this, do not just laugh. Please intervene. You could save somebody's life.

    C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for saving her and also for saying this here. I thought the same.

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you took the partying too far when your night ends with a bucket strapped to your head.....

    Nyneva Kyte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. I just hope she knows who HE is

    Jro308
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is called a buddy bucket, I had one back in the day

    BabaBizzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we sure this isn’t a Bill Cosby style situation ?

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Janitor says THANK YOU!!!

    GamerCat1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a failed wedding. :/

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    #38

    In Todays Episode Of Slavic Science

    In Todays Episode Of Slavic Science

    Report

    Aahzmandus Pervect
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The car is Italian, and the plates are Brazilian, so I guess the car's also been made there. What's Slavic about this?

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using the icon of capitalism for a Slavic car

    Chris Wade
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Sorry to be Captain Obvious but that's the actual headlight with a coke lid and label stuck to it haha

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "passo fundo" on the license plate, isn't that Brazil? xP

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    #39

    Efficient Way To Get Drunk During Quarantine

    Efficient Way To Get Drunk During Quarantine

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    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then you spend $45 on takeout because you are starving

    Arthur Waite
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in Uni, I boarded at a Fraternity house, off-campus. One of the Bro's favorite activity was to gather together once each term and go off to donate blood for the Red Cross. Then, the party at the Frat House was a Blast! Everybody could get totally wasted on Two Beers! Cheapest party ever!

    Hello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty cool. You're drunk, and you saved a life.

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    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try donating blood or plasma and drinking. Schnit-hammered in no time flat.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I drank I was unable to drink if I'd eaten, always drank on an empty stomach..

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    #40

    My 12 Year Old Son Modified His Bike With Carpet For Barefoot Riding

    My 12 Year Old Son Modified His Bike With Carpet For Barefoot Riding

    flaglerite Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whilst it is a clever idea, riding without shoes is not. Accidents happen a lot more than you think.

    Jarno Flinkers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bare footed on a bike.. Oh dear I hope he doesn't get his pinky toe stuck on the chain

    Ramnath Nayak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How?? The pinky toe is the furthest from the chain.

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    Kathy Richardson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost the ball of my foot riding barefoot. Just turned the wheel to go around a corner when my foot slipped off the pedal and went right into said wheel.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its not the pedal thats the problem; its slipping off the pedal and the edge coming around and hitting your ankle.

    Victor Botha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so old reading all these comments about footwear and safety. When I was a kid barefoot was the norm, unless you were riding to school. No helmets, kneepads, elbow protection etc.

    WholesomeArmyweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this kid is either going to an ivy league college or the ER

    theoffical Mha weeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some one should remind me to do this the pain is not worth it

    ???
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or just get the pedals that dont have razor blades on them

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    #41

    Independent Fact Checkers Show This Is True

    Independent Fact Checkers Show This Is True

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reckon a LOT of people actually do this.

    A Cat Named Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. References seem like a huge waste of time.

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    A Cat Named Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe no law, but I bet the company could let you go (if they find out) and make a case to deny unemployment pay (in the US)

    J. Cole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be utterly petty. Yeah, sounds like the U.S.!

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    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip. A lot of big companies run resumes that come over as word documents through software. I your footer of your resumes put a whole bunch of industry buzz words, then make it 1 point font and white text so it's not visible. The software will pick it up but when your resume is printed it won't show up.

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had someone try this. I don't call the personal numbers given but call the companies and asked for the 'former supervisor'.

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I'm not the only one who learned to do this.

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually posed as an HR person for my friend because she was having a hard time getting a job. She figured one of her references was bad mouthing her. Turned out to be a former instructor that had some weird vendetta against her. I told her to put down my sister as a former employer. She said "I can't." I said "Didn't she pay you to help her clean the house and her car? That makes her your employer...."

    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the laws against fraud which is what it's called when you lie on a job application. If it's a government job, then it may be criminal fraud.

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's literally no law that says you can't start screaming whenever you want

    Nyneva Kyte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not in the US but in Canada at the bottom of any legal application you have to sign a line that says 'I hereby swear all of this is true" - - - - not that we don't do it anyway

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive done this for jobs and renting a new place

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    #42

    Afraid Those Lottery Tickets You Got For Stocking Stuffers Might Actually Be Winners?

    Afraid Those Lottery Tickets You Got For Stocking Stuffers Might Actually Be Winners?

    udunn0jb Report

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! 2 bucks and a lesson in lottery futility. Best Christmas ever!!

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next year you won't have to buy any presents because you'll have no friends.

    Shaurya Joshi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least he won 🤷‍♂️

    moose man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i won $20 last year. we do this all the time

    ???
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had actually contemplated buying an entire roll of one ticket for my wife who, like me, has no desire for physical gifts.

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    #43

    You Have The Power

    You Have The Power

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    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who shaves in a restaurant 😅

    🦊Vivian Zhang🦊
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s that in the top grout line on the bottom right tile then?

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Restaurant inspectors think your mileage may vary with this one, given the things they've seen... I remember when super-highbrow Fouquet's in Paris got fined for rats in the early 90s, that took many infringements!

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    #44

    The Man Sitting In Front Of Me On The Train Is Using A Twix As A Pillow

    The Man Sitting In Front Of Me On The Train Is Using A Twix As A Pillow

    star_man_u Report

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you gotta do what you gotta do. Still, rip candy bar

    Christine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I'm not alone when I say that I would still eat that squashed candy bar. Wouldn't be the first time, unlikely to be the last time.

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    Elsker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a few minutes this gets even more comfy:)

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a 'sweet' pillow. ;J

    MAX THOMPSON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No!!! It's the 3rdd best candy!!!

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My second favorite American candy, up there with Skittles and Mike & Ike’s

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The choice is clear, food or sleep

    CrackDiddly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, all you need is a Twix.

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    #45

    Steal Big

    Steal Big

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stole pens from my last internship and never paid in the coffee machine. They made me work extra hours, never taught me a thing (I needed to follow an online free R course because the tutor wouldnt help me programing it), wanted me to also work in the weekends (not allowed in the university). And when I got ill and needed to go to the hospital they were mad at me. At the end they graded me with a 6 despite going to work there for months with big health problems and labeled me "inmature and irresponsible". Because apparently being ill is inmature now.

    sylvantic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm flat out refusing to do an unpaid internship.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else remember the film "Office Space"? They steal the hated photocopy machine and go gangsta on its ass!

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that movie! Peter Gibbons: I don’t like my job and I don’t think I’ll go anymore. Joanna: Well what are you going to do about money? Bills? Peter Gibbons: You know I never really liked paying bills, I don’t think I’m going to do that either.

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    jknbt jknbt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that felony conviction will look good on your resume... the boss will give you a glowing recommendation too..

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the end of an unpaid internship I walked out with a laptop, claiming that I still had to finish a project I was working on for my boss. No one cared, no one asked any questions.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A. I'm not surprised, b. That's theft.

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    Lilly Rose Poppy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone asks questions, say the boss told you to do it

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was particularly unsatisfied with my commercial school, I used to steal some chalk.

    Debbie Lavender
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gosh, now THAT is an act of aggression or maybe not so much...small victories?

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    Azure Adams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats what I did and do at jobs that are awful. Office supplies. Lots of them

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ex international Chef here - we do a thing called a 'stage' which is effectively an unpaid work trial ; I once had a request to go for a 2 day stage to assess my skills (I was quite a senior Chef at the time but didn't question it because the establishment was very, very high end). So, pitch up, get to my quarters, change into my whites and get down to the kitchen - long story short, it became obvious quite quickly that they were taking the piss because there were two other guys there on 'stage' and the hotel had a society wedding booked the following day, for which they couldn't (or wouldn't) book staff from agencies. We three got together and did as little work as we needed to do to to get fed and have accommodation that night (BTW, after work we went out to a few of the local pubs with some of the junior kitchen and waiting staff and made sure they were as drunk as we could afford, which was very ..... ). Apparently the wedding wasn't good. Didn't care as we'd left at 4am....

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    #46

    Shopping Life Hack

    Shopping Life Hack

    derekedwardsgb Report

    Coleonema
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In South Africa, they are stolen.

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The great price of free....as long as you run fast enough

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually took a shopping cart home with the permission of the manager of the store. I was shopping for a neighbor who had a van with a wheelchair ramp. The list included lots of bottle water which is really heavy. So i pushed the shopping cart into the van via the ramp and secured it down with straps. When my neighbor opened the door to let me in, she just about fell over laughing. I took the cart back after it was unloaded.

    Antz Online
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That works, but will it fit in the boot

    Birgit M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has wheels so you can tie it to the bumper!

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    ASHRFOX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or... OR... YOU COULD JUST TAKE A FUCKlNG REUSABLE BAG

    KrabbyGramps666
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah in America they are free which is a problem for the environment people would be more discouraged to buy plastic bags if they cost something so don’t think that it is nice to have free bags in America.

    Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK most places now have automatic locks on the trolleys, once you get outside of the car park, the wheels lock so that you can't take them any further / steal them

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. Suddenly so many comments get down voted that aren't even mean or something like this. One user wrote "in the USA they're free" and it had already 35 downvotes. That was clearly a joke. Also often these comments are deleted, when I try to read the answers to it they just vanish.

    Red Ruffensor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, your coin is still there in the holder so technically it's free.

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    #47

    If Your Key Breaks In Half, Just Stick It Into A Potato Like My Friend Did This Morning

    If Your Key Breaks In Half, Just Stick It Into A Potato Like My Friend Did This Morning

    sgape Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if the bottom half is already stuck in the lock. Do I mash some potato inside and it work like normal again.

    Bonniebluebutler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works when a light bulb breaks and you can't get unscrewed without cutting your fingers

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a potato in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget potato couch, we now have potato car.

    bxttery_bxby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY ARE THERE STILL EYES ON THE POTATO OMG

    Flopsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potatoes are so versatile!

    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That key isn't broken in half, looks like the head broke off, but I doubt that a quarter inch of key in the potato is deep enough for it to actually turn in the ignition without just chewing up the potato. When this happened to me, I used pliers to turn it.

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    #48

    Cool Your Backside Off On A Hot Day By Pressing It Against The Cold Door

    Cool Your Backside Off On A Hot Day By Pressing It Against The Cold Door

    _ThatSynGirl_ Report

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our husky used to flatten himself against the stone kitchen floor. Smart guy

    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, my dog lays on the kitchen floor next to the air conditioning vents. Smart lil baby

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    Jenn Marriott
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the silent but deadly alarm!!

    Kryogen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope his b*tth*le won't act like a suction cup...

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine open the fireplace vent and sit on the stone hearth. I don't mind, it's not like I spent a whole bunch of money getting air coolers, fans, indoor cooled water fountain and even air-con!

    Lily
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog in summer would lay half in and half out of the bathroom with his lower half on the bathroom tile floor. Kept his nethers nice and cool.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet a** surprise for the homecoming cat.

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    #49

    The Real Aristotle

    The Real Aristotle

    venusianbabie Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an impatient person i really wish it worked that way.

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am trying it , never know , the kids might enjoy the food still

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    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CERN : "You want to do WHAT with our particle accelerator ???"

    jazz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love me some good charcoal!

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to burn 1000 calories in one minute.

    LittlBabyPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp dis person need to take elementary school again

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    #50

    Cutting Your Tennis Balls In Half Allows You To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Saving Space

    Cutting Your Tennis Balls In Half Allows You To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Saving Space

    fantafano Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for this tip, always struggled to fit my balls in the can.

    Shadow4523
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love it, but how are we going to play with them?

    Kennedy Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they mean literally cutting it in half or just squishing it down?

    Khalil Verdejo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TENNIS BALL is evolving! TENNIS BALL has evolved to TENNIS FRISBEE.

    BananaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah but see there's a slight flaw

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooo, do we play half games with these?

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    #51

    I Guess It's Not Stupid If It Works (Planted 300 Bulbs In 2 Hours)

    I Guess It's Not Stupid If It Works (Planted 300 Bulbs In 2 Hours)

    ChickenPotPi Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let your drill do the work for you.

    McPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going to dull that bit to worthless though

    Ahsoka Tano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother did that too, but 200 bulbs

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tend to use a crowbar for that. Batteries don't run out.

    J. Cole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    300 bulbs?! Damn that's alotta flowers

    Amy Pattie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked as a tree planter for a couple of months, and yeah, you can do this

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    #52

    Pistachio Nut And A Dab Of Glue Saved The Day

    Pistachio Nut And A Dab Of Glue Saved The Day

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    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you aren't allergic to pistachios...

    Sarah@C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine if they had an empty pistachio shell lying handy around the house, it was for a reason other than demonstrating how fast their throat closes when they touch one.

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    devi L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like this won't get well if the shell chips

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    it works until the mold come to stay

    Maximum Ride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen pistachio shells discarded all over the place and they haven’t been moldy. Maybe they don’t mold?

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    #53

    A Tube To Prevent Phone Distractions During Conversation

    A Tube To Prevent Phone Distractions During Conversation

    Meow Wolf Report

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an updated version of The Cone of Silence. [Get Smart reference for you youngsters out there.]

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's trippy, and cheaper than drugs

    ~*Zodiac lover~*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would start crying in laughter XD

    Im a kawaii potato ;3
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its funny because they used a phone inside the thing thats supposed to prevent distractions

    Amy Cohen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from Meow Wolf, this psychedelic interactive exhibit in Santa Fe. It’s wild!

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just imagine Coming to america when akeem talk to his father if they used that

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    #54

    New Workout Plan

    New Workout Plan

    gavhimself_ Report

    Lilly Rose Poppy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and games until the weight falls off

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to break nose and teeth while being drunk... Err... So you stop drinking? Okay.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jever is an excellent beer BTW, highly recommend it.

    Lila Launehase
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially funny when the bottle is nearly empty...

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    #55

    Car Hacks #1

    Car Hacks #1

    adakshad Report

    jazz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your genius is incredibly frightening.

    Yehuda Zimmerman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... That's the brakes and the clutch! Not the gas and the brakes.

    Maximum Ride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the gas and the brakes in my car. Clutch has something to do with a stick shift right?

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    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    screenshot of what? an accident?

    devi L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao ppl who don't get this please don't try it lol

    Varghese Philip
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your windscreen will be shot, most likely.

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my mom what happened if you did that the other day. Her answer was different, of course

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Kim Irving
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that picture above is the Clutch & Brake, you can see the gas pedal a little further to the right....

    Maximum Ride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you can film your own “Carpool Karaoke”, obviously. You never know when you might break out in karaoke!

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    #56

    It's Not Stupid If It Works!

    It's Not Stupid If It Works!

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha... never again will this person hit the snooze or be able to turn off that sound

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very rude awakening.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont use the snooze button, I just stay in bed

    guy greej
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You no snooze. you wake now

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he wont be smashing the snooze button

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    #57

    Some Of My Succulents Don’t Like Full Full Sun... So I Bought Them Some Shade. It’s Not Dumb If It Works, Right?

    Some Of My Succulents Don’t Like Full Full Sun... So I Bought Them Some Shade. It’s Not Dumb If It Works, Right?

    Canary1226 Report

    #58

    Pretend That Money Isn’t An Issue For Becoming A Responsible Adult

    Pretend That Money Isn’t An Issue For Becoming A Responsible Adult

    technicallyron Report

    jazz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fine.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the strategy I used all my life until last year when I got a promotion and now I can check my bank account without vomiting. Thanks living wage.

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This method has prevented me from making many impulse purchases. And I've learned how far I can drive on 'E'.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have checks you have money, right?

    WholesomeArmyweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is is me right now, except without the bank account. Ah yes, the life of a young'un

    The Deez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH! Or don't balance your checkbook for a couple of weeks and then, when you DO because you need to pay bills (Ugh. Adulting! So dumb!) you can just put in a line that says "Adjust to Bank Balance" and put the amount in that the bank says you have instead of entering all the actual transactions! I'm embarrassed at how many times I do this as a 45-year-old woman! LOL!!

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm always confused about the checkbook-thing. What, exactly is that? If I don't pay cash, I use my debit card.

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    #59

    Fake Your Height, Get The Vaccine Early

    Fake Your Height, Get The Vaccine Early

    LiamThorpECHO Report

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are not a human, you are the planet Jupiter.

    Peter Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liam Thorp never gets his facts right. Perfect qualification for a journalist at the Echo.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    This is something that happens on dating apps. Why would you fake your height, it'll be apparent immediately when you meet someone. Many, like me, would only be bothered by the fact you're a liar and ditch..

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    #60

    Play Vacuum Sounds On Youtube When You Don’t Feel Like Vacuuming

    Play Vacuum Sounds On Youtube When You Don’t Feel Like Vacuuming

    calltaflighter Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lay in bed whilst the Roomba is going about its business. It will even clean underneath my bed!

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till mom checks closet and sees vacuum still there.

    ~*Zodiac lover~*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m afraid of vacuums so ima try this some time

    Blondhorsecrazy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a good tip for new parents with cranky baby. Vacuum noises will soothe a crying baby because the vacuum noise mimics sounds of in womb. It worked amazing for my oldest son.

    #61

    Life Hack

    Life Hack

    D_empiricist Report

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's this? tributes for monkey?

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong way up.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep them away from the microwave, that is a sure way to have brown bananas in like 2 days.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could buy a banana hook.stand that sits on your table.

    Amanda Jackson
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Bananas do not grow on trees

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bananas definitely grow on trees; it's pineapples that don't grow on trees.

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    #62

    DIY Smoke Detector

    DIY Smoke Detector

    _h4cHi Report

    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Pop Pop Pop* "FIRE!! FIREEE!!!" "take a chill pill man i'm just making some popcorn :\"

    Tracy Baparam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed tooooo much at this one.

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the popcorn would be much later notice than the smoke alarm

    Maria Schneider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has worked perfectly. I now have a new house

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh! I know this a joke, but as a firefighter I'm cringing!

    Romery Wells
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or maybe you could buy a new smoke detector lmao

    WholesomeArmyweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats actual kinda smart, like the earthquake detector-

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    #63

    Store Your Gum In Your Pill Bottle So People Don't Ask You For Gum

    Store Your Gum In Your Pill Bottle So People Don't Ask You For Gum

    banterpapi69_ Report

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now that's a good one

    Abigail Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could also be used for mints or tic tacs or other candy to

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol what if they need that pill 😂

    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a gum addict, if I did this someone would be checking me into a mental hospital lol

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've worked places where it's far more likely you'll be asked for pain reliever.

    Jennie-Lind Normand
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Added bonus you look tough when you chew the 'pills'!

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also gets you off forklift driving duty at work.

    Sitting pigeon panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol what if u want more than 1 piece of gum and you just dump all of it into your mouth

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if they want to try new pills 😅😅😅

    Sarah Herron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens when they ask for Tylenol?

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    #64

    Use A Fork In Case You Haven’t Mastered Chopsticks Yet

    Use A Fork In Case You Haven’t Mastered Chopsticks Yet

    reddit.com Report

    Debra Timah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also a way to diet for awhile if you don't know how to use them - don't eat anything without chopsticks until you know. (I did that when I was in 4th grade to learn to use them.)

    ~*Zodiac lover~*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin is prolly better I think but he be using the ones that light up apparently he got laughed at until he got the hang of it-

    #65

    Put Your Beer In A Coffee Mug So Nobody At Work Knows You’re Drinking

    Put Your Beer In A Coffee Mug So Nobody At Work Knows You’re Drinking

    ReddicaPolitician Report

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 1: put beer in mug | Step 2: enjoy. ||| Me: NAILED IT!

    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the mug is saying : "always ready".

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use shaker bottles for protein shakes and put beer in them when I go for walks outside

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I wasn't drinking! Scout's honor - see?"

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hope they have no sense of smell

    #66

    If It's Stupid And It Works, It Ain't Stupid

    If It's Stupid And It Works, It Ain't Stupid

    jelly_bean_gangbang Report

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I wish there was some kind of hat you could get that would block the sun from your eyes. How has no one thought of this yet?

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Necessity is the mother of invention, and also occasionally some really fun improvisation.

    #67

    Keep The Gas Turned On So Your Partner Doesn't Have To Make Too Much Effort While Heating Their Dinner

    Keep The Gas Turned On So Your Partner Doesn't Have To Make Too Much Effort While Heating Their Dinner

    MohanBhargava Report

    Adam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to get away with murder

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Good job Agent 47, now get out of there"

    jazz
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You light that stove, and BOOM! A delicious charred dinner!

    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a joke, right? RIGHT??

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope no one reads this and mistakes it for an actual lifehack. This could kill multiple people.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Maybe it was a joke. Hoping it was a joke...

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    turn on one switch an BOOM BAM WHAM

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    #68

    Claim You’re Under 21 To Avoid Paying For Alcohol

    Claim You’re Under 21 To Avoid Paying For Alcohol

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this true or does it just sound true?

    Blondhorsecrazy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most stores (at least in US),won't charge you for an accident such as dropping bottle of alcohol. They chalk it up to lost inventory. I'm not so sure if its a whole aisle full but most likely their insurance would cover it. They'd have to legally charge you with a crime to force you to pay.

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    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they can make your parent to pay

    Hello
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well... there are people in between the age of 18 and 21 who live on their own? Or some kids do shop on their own.

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    McPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most shops have insurance for this sort of thing anyway, no one will pay except the insurance company. But stick around to clean up or then you're an a**

    Bobby Goodson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You break it, you bought it" isn't exactly legal. In order to force you to pay for something they'd have to take you to court. The only things of high enough value for them to take that route would most likely be in a safe, and in a padded container to boot. Even the high dollar stuff you see behind the counter is usually less than a grand.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *85 year old* I'm just 20, I can't pay for that! A few months ago I stupidly held 4 bottles, one under my arm, and I had a slippery jacket, to mt cart. It fell as I reached for it to put it in the cart. Luckily it was a cheap $4 bottle.

    Romery Wells
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but they can charge your parents if you still live with them

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never been told to pay for something that I broke in a store. Given, I have broken very few things in stores during my life. Probably 3 time in total and they were cheap items. The worst one was a bottle of nail polish. I went to set it back down on the bottom shelf, it feel two inches to the ground and shattered. The nail polish was $3 but I felt horrible because it was red...the shame was so great. I said sorry about 20 times in one minute when I found and employee and admitted my crime.

    cookie panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unrelated but holy f*** that's a lot of wine is jeezus

    Marik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know anyone (including myself) who had to pay for an accidently broken bottle/item ... one time a friend tried out if the cameras worked and broke something at REWE on purpose (they worked - friend had to pay & help cleaning up).

    Jozie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

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    #69

    How To Make Your Double Bacon Cheeseburger Healthier

    How To Make Your Double Bacon Cheeseburger Healthier

    BadHealthAdvice Report

    jazz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the meat contains protein, so in addition to cutting calories, you're also helping build muscles!

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    calorie is the unit of heat, so eat gallon of ice cream to lower your calories intake

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Um but calories are not the only thing that contributes to weight gain and health, if you eat less calorie dense and higher nutrient foods then you will feel better, be healthier, and often be satiated earlier

    #70

    How To Make Your Child Live Longer

    How To Make Your Child Live Longer

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    Spork420
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my birthday... forever young!

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you spare a ton of birthday presents.

    WholesomeArmyweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this aggravates me a little bc have to explain this to my younger sister (who is only 14 months younger than me) how this s**t works and i just bebceckvrtvlnblhklnlyk

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people who were born then and how they’ll be like “technically I’m only 4 years old!” How many years have passed since you were born? 16. You’re 16 years old.

    ~*Zodiac lover~*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No let them be born on july 18 SO THEY CAN SEE THERe friends age but they are still the same age as the last grade!

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    #71

    Knowing When To Shower

    Knowing When To Shower

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just do it on Christmas and on your birthday. And use the t-shirt trick.

    Hogswallop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That won't work for me, my birthday is 3 days after Christmas. That's too much showering :)

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    devi L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol but you're dead skin, body oil and sweat is on the bottom layered shirt

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when God was a boy we didn't have such things as showers, only baths. It was so expensive to heat water that people didn't bathe daily, it would be weekly with a wash at the sink every day. People smelled bad..

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    #72

    Take An Item That Is About To Expire And Place It Into Another Container Without An Expiration Date To Make It Last Forever

    Take An Item That Is About To Expire And Place It Into Another Container Without An Expiration Date To Make It Last Forever

    multipath_tcp Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't argue with that logic. Just don't open the container a week later.

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to made unknown living creature in only 1 week

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair most expiration dates are very useless. Except for dairy and meat of course.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, dairy is usually fine to consume even after the date. We have a label that says "smell, look, taste - it's often fine longer" because so much gets thrown out because the date is 'wrong'. I've had yoghurt live in my for months and it was still perfectly fine. Absolutely NEVER do that with meat though! I agree on that

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a tip for how to poison your roommates

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that way you just changing your milk for yogurt

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    #73

    Dad’s “Life Hack” Didn’t Make Mom As Happy As He Hoped

    Dad’s “Life Hack” Didn’t Make Mom As Happy As He Hoped

    PhallusSea Report

    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah I see it's probably because the blue tape didn't match the décor. Shoulda used duct tape instead.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I store the kids at night. Super efficient.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is on the wall, except the light switch plate.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Washi tape makes everything look better!

    Y T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't mind that if it was in a cupboard

    #74

    If You Wear Contacts, Leave Them In A Cup Of Coffee Overnight. Instant Sunglasses

    If You Wear Contacts, Leave Them In A Cup Of Coffee Overnight. Instant Sunglasses

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's an infection just waiting to happen. But a sure way to get your caffeine fix lol.

    LotusWolff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and this won’t work with my overnight contacts

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    Adam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and if you want night vision just add green soap

    Blondhorsecrazy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Ouch!! As a contact wearer this make my eyes burn just looking at those.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    contacts should be tinted for this purpose

    parmadillo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now you’ve got brown eyes!

    #75

    My Daughter's Job Only Allows Black Pants And No Rips. Her Normal Pair Was Still In The Washer So She Hacked It. Will It Work?

    My Daughter's Job Only Allows Black Pants And No Rips. Her Normal Pair Was Still In The Washer So She Hacked It. Will It Work?

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe....but there's a high chance that it won't work

    Annabelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe double sided black duct tape on the inside? You can fix anything with duct tape

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she needs a spare pair of ordinary black pants for when situations like this arise.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Who has one one pant to go to work?

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    real._.izuku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she coulda put on black tights under her pants

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. A strip or two of black tape (or white tape colored with the black marker) would work better. It would look like patches.

    Tiggy Darling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um...I actually did that once. A small hole in my work trousers was hidden just fine.

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    #76

    Husband's Bedside Cup Holder

    Husband's Bedside Cup Holder

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The drink would ideally a Singapore Sling 🍹

    Dagnirath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make a banana daiquiri and sell it as art.

    KimTx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can buy the printed versions and make it look 'fancy'!

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubby has a problem...

    #77

    If It Works It Aint Stupid

    If It Works It Aint Stupid

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, took me a moment to realise he was wiping his visor with a squeegee.

    Bill Cipher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can't be the only one who noticed the kitten playing with a butterfly sticker on the trash can...

    White Paper Tsuru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... the bugs can get bad. Makes me wonder what the guys who ride with skull caps do about the bugs... extra protein?

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I used to do this and it removes squashed bugs like magic

    Debra Timah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a long time to figure out what's going on in this one - he's squeegeeing his helmet, I guess.

    Ryyde Cade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time it was raining so hard but i was 5mins From home I pulled pulled into petrol station and the attendant cleaned my visor like a pit stop

    Miss Melanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the kitty chasing butterfly 🦋 trash can art too!

    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this often, nobody here would look twice at you doing this. Bugs are so bad in the summer especially

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    #78

    If It Works It's Not Stupid

    If It Works It's Not Stupid

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    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with onions always peel all the onions you are chopping first , then LEAVE THE ROOTS , if you dont cut through the roots you;ll have a better chance of not crying

    parmadillo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don’t cut through the onions, the chances are even better!

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    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ex Chef here - best way to not get teary with onions is use a very sharp knife to slice / chop them.

    RatherLoopy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to be true. Chopping onions used to burn my eyes like fire until I bought a professional chef's knife. Learning how to properly dice onions helped a lot too by making such short work of the job.

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    Yehuda Zimmerman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've used a gas mask when grating horseradish. Works well!

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree with you on this one - it's works when making Wasabi. too

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh. Peel onion, cut in half, put cut sides down and slice while keeping pieces together - can turn and slice again for chopped onions.

    Ria C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember where I watched it but putting a wet paper towel next to an onion you are chopping pulls the noxious gas towards it instead of your eyes. Apparently it is drawn to moisture. I've tried the trick twice now and it seems to work first time better than the second. But I'd say big improvement.

    Alloydog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use chemical safety googles.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a murder weapon not a knife for cutting onions!!!

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Place them a a freezer. Just make sure they don’t freeze solid.

    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma was blind since birth and lived with us. She always worked with the onions because it never bothered her. My mother, her daughter asked her why it didn't bother her. She laughed, "Because I keep my eyes closed, stupid!", lol.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the mos metal . . .shop way of cutting onions.

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    #79

    If You Don't Like The Sauce You Used On Your Pasta, Just Wash It In Washing Machine

    If You Don't Like The Sauce You Used On Your Pasta, Just Wash It In Washing Machine

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would really surprise me if the pasta was still there after washing. Even my socks disappear.

    jazz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm, laundry detergent!

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yeah I totally can't wash it in the sink

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would run an empty round first to make sure your noodles don’t taste like Tide

    parmadillo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you overcooked it, put it in the dryer!

    Spork420
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wait until there's sauce? you could probably just cook it in there on the hot/sanitize cycle.

    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not disgusting at all.

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    #80

    It's Not Stupid If It Works. Two Dollar Bumper Buddies

    It's Not Stupid If It Works. Two Dollar Bumper Buddies

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago I had a bumper mounted bike rack. (Back then cars had separate freestanding bumpers.) I never cut the long bolts that mounted it in place, so they stuck out about 6" at the back. When somebody rear-ended me at a stoplight, they had four puncture marks in the front of their car, while mine was unscathed.

    Bradley Lloyd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but bumpers are for bumping. This is like wearing two pairs of underwear.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you ever have to replace those "bumpers" after they got bumped by something? Because you can buy a small used car for the price of that!

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    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now drive it into the lake and see if it floats!

    #81

    If It Is Stupid But It Works, It Ain't Stupid

    If It Is Stupid But It Works, It Ain't Stupid

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now all you need to do is put ice cubes in that pipe every 30 mins

    Wilf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could actually buy something like this back in the 1930 and 1940s for cars. You would fill the outside hopper with ice or cold water and it was supposed to be a cooling device for cars that didn't have air conditioning. In the 50s you could also buy "strap-on" air conditioners for cars just like the sort of boxes some people nowadays still have fitted to their apartment windows when they can't afford a full built-in system.

    RatherLoopy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just recently remembered the aftermarket evaporative air conditioner my folks bought for their '59 Dodge Coronet when I was a kid. It mounted under the dash on the transmission hump and worked remarkably well, or so we thought at the time.

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    The Cute Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh.. Natural air conditioner.. Smart AF

    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this contraption used for? Side mirrors?

    Sar-kei Scyence
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the window is down that much no need for the pipes

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be a cool system for entomologists. They can just put jars on all the "outlets" and then drive along the highway. They'll get a pretty decent catch of bugs that way and they might all still be alive. Maybe make the funnel bigger, though

    Matheus Oliveira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT is real air conditioning! Conditioning the air to the movement, I mean.

    Varghese Philip
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is better than 4-40 air-conditioning: 4 windows open going at 40 mph.

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    #82

    If It Looks Stupid, But It Works, It Ain't Stupid

    If It Looks Stupid, But It Works, It Ain't Stupid

    Cinema7D Report

    AbbiTabbi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... until you stand up.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until you forget it's there and go to stand up.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh THAT'S what those are for! I always thought it was an especially silly fashion-choice, but now I can clearly see that it's a very cleverly disguised wine-holder. Love it! Will buy those jeans at once.

    Luna Laluna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It worked for me once, until I forgot about glass and stood up

    Matheus Oliveira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking from it would be quite a sight!

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get a leg and abb workout as you drink. "Knee to mouth... knee to mouth... looking good, one more time, knee to mouth..."

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    #83

    This Is How My Auntie Blocks Ads From Her Computer Screen

    This Is How My Auntie Blocks Ads From Her Computer Screen

    itswallsss Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely there is a better way without screwing hinges onto the computer.

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right. Duct tape is the obvious solution.

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    jazz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...if it works, it works.

    cookie panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just noticed screws, and was like "OH GOD ONE MISHAP AND YOU DRILL INTO THE MAINFRAME"

    Romery Wells
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and thats why they invented ad-free premium

    CORLEONE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell auntie next time to use glue instead of screwing hinges onto the monitor

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    #84

    Store A Paint Brush With Your Paint To Keep It From Drying Out And Have One Handy

    Store A Paint Brush With Your Paint To Keep It From Drying Out And Have One Handy

    minimur12 Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, maybe not dip the whole thing, just the bristles

    Sitting pigeon panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or just solve the problem of having to buy a brush by using your hand!

    AJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to help a friend with painting. He had started day before and stored the brush AND the roller in the can of paint. Sure they were not dried.

    #85

    An Easy Way To Take Sneak Your Gameboy Into Class

    An Easy Way To Take Sneak Your Gameboy Into Class

    firmeyecontact Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attention, only in the US

    A Cat Named Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a joke... a commentary on what Americans are and aren’t permitted to carry on their person. It works for bubble gum and snap bracelets too : )

    Busy_D
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'MERICA HECK YEAAAA!!! (this is a joke btw)

    Chilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my game boy broke 😢, but my ds still works

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    #86

    No More Tears In The Kitchen

    No More Tears In The Kitchen

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zoom in, he did poke a nose hole. Chill.

    Y T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or use contact lenses. It actually works.

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really ? Don't try this.? Only this one.? What about the rest of the list ?

    Jozie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶🎵Suffocation no breathing this is the last resort..🎶🎵

    Lorrie Rothstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run water when you cut it. This guy is gong to die

    Serene Trabeek
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also no breathing in the kitchen 😂

    Maciej Zajaczkowski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just dont cut directly through the center of the onion

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    punch some nose holes or the onion may kill you

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    #87

    Best Way To Make Money

    Best Way To Make Money

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't try this. A friend of mine did it and got arrested by Interpol.

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pancake chain restaurant. Stands for International House of Pancakes.

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    Chilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooh man i laughed waaay to hard at this

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one of the 'just stupid' ones.

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    #88

    Getting Windows

    Getting Windows

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very true. I got my Windows license from one of my workplace PCs.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do software packages still use keys? I last remember this for Autocad 12 or maybe 13, way way back. The next version we go was downloaded directly onto our hard drives.

    Whats A Name?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a windows jok that I am too linux too understand

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is called theft. They have to pay for every license in use, so the library or whoever is stealing them. if your that hard up for cash, just download ubuntu. it's free. and after you've gotten used to the idea of linux, you're more than welcome to join the pcmasterace by downloading any other distro. (it's a 2 distro requirement.)

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally makes sense. We did the same for the high school computers. One acting up? Just clone it from the master

    #89

    Turn A Double Light Switch Into A Single With An Extra Wide Bag Clip

    Turn A Double Light Switch Into A Single With An Extra Wide Bag Clip

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    shaDoria
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or you can just use your palm

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beg to differ. Some of these are just stupid. This and the spaghetti one are good examples.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else see a seagull's face?

    #90

    Want To Get The Covid Vaccine In NC Sooner? You Have 22 Days To Smoke 100 Cigarettes

    Want To Get The Covid Vaccine In NC Sooner? You Have 22 Days To Smoke 100 Cigarettes

    JoeBrunoWSOC9 Report

    Trev Haith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am NOT cutting back by 35 cigarettes a day for ANYONE!!

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhaaaaahahahaha thanks for the laugh!

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the stupidest thing they did... how will they even know you have smoke 100 cigarettes in your life?

    Piper McLean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorta unrelated but here in NC its illegal to sing off key

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at under 5 a day this isn't even harmful (irritating in the short term tho) Well worth it!!

    Joseph OReilly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Light the whole pack at once and go wild

    #91

    Wife Hack

    Wife Hack

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that won't work. Most already know what dishes are dirty.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or be a decent adult and do your share of the chores instead of behaving like a child

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you wanted a child instead of a husband and your husband wanted a mother instead of a wife, this would work perfectly.

    chrissy goodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    id kno instantly if my husband did this cuz we made a deal i cook he does the dishes. the sink would b full of he did this

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    #92

    Work With Everything

    Work With Everything

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    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Chris hallbeck posts comics on Bp!

    Your Average Pooh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be able to eat it myself either. I believe this lifehack is just a waste of doritos.

    Baby Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think they left out the word fake in between the word doritos and sneeze

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    ~*Zodiac lover~*
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    4 years ago

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    Bruh that won’t work on me I now it’s gross but me and my friends use to drink out of the same cup or eat the same lollipop but sneezing is really gross so I wouldn’t eat that 0-0

    #93

    A Backboard “Fix” Done By One Of My Neighbors

    A Backboard “Fix” Done By One Of My Neighbors

    MachoLad77 Report

    #94

    Swap Out Tires From A Rental Car

    Swap Out Tires From A Rental Car

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's called stealing

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should have just swapped the number plates , whole new car

    Lori Reese
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Know someone who did that with a whole transmission. It was years and years ago.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you get caught and arrested will you claim you did nothing wrong? Clever but hella wrong.

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    #95

    How To Have A Clean Break Up

    How To Have A Clean Break Up

    RayInRed Report

    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if this BF is trying to be nice although he's leaving her....

    Piper McLean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m debating wether this is nice or evil

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    #96

    Don't Have Any Money? Check In Your Wallet - You May Have Left A Couple Of Bucks In There At Some Point

    Don't Have Any Money? Check In Your Wallet - You May Have Left A Couple Of Bucks In There At Some Point

    _meetmeinmontauk_ Report

    Debra Timah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my cash is probably collectible by now - haven't used cash much in decades.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lotto laundry! Just one more reason I love doing laundry!

    #97

    Saved Myself From Having To Wash A Bowl

    Saved Myself From Having To Wash A Bowl

    HT2TranMustReenlist Report

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'sgonnaspillthat'sgonnaspillihgodthatsgonnaspill.

    ~*Zodiac lover~*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is evil 0-0 I think I just had a tear go down my face :<

    Eslamala
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    4 years ago

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    Cereal + milk is disgusting

    #98

    If It Looks Stupid But Working, It Ain't Stupid

    If It Looks Stupid But Working, It Ain't Stupid

    riashatrafat Report

    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is supposed to be the handle but I first thought of using it like a utensil and my tongue retracted into my esophagus on reflex

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god that reminds me of an episode of happy tree friends. I know it’s a cartoon but seeing the anteaters tongue get grated/shaved makes me cringe. And what happens next is even worse.

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    #99

    My 11-Year-Old Sister Put A Plastic Ziplock Bag Over Bowl So She Doesn’t Have To Clean It

    My 11-Year-Old Sister Put A Plastic Ziplock Bag Over Bowl So She Doesn’t Have To Clean It

    Somespooky Report

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s all this world needs, more plastic that’s needlessly thrown away.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reuse Ziploc bags. Wash em and let them dry- good as new!

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    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I can hear the turtles screaming

    Mr Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't create any more avoidable waste. Just don't...

    devi L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate plastic. It's not that hard to wash a bowl and spoon!

    Hello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, just rinse it and put it in the dishwasher. Or if you don't have one, just use a sponge. It isn't that hard.

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yeah, waste plastic into the environment. Splendid idea. *Eye roll*

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn't anyone understand you can reuse Ziploc bags?

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when my girl want to pain i put a big ziploc over a plate and put the paint on the ziploc

    Tacocat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl, I would actually do this XD

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    #100

    If You Run Out Of Mobile Data, Just Snap Out That Emergency Sim Card From Your Credit Card

     If You Run Out Of Mobile Data, Just Snap Out That Emergency Sim Card From Your Credit Card

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    Red Ruffensor
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    4 years ago

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    It worked for me! Try it! It won't work with an expired card, though, it has to be an activated one.

    IFXO
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    4 years ago

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    #101

    Use Your Retractable Armrest For Maximum Driving Comfort

    Use Your Retractable Armrest For Maximum Driving Comfort

    Colgatederpful Report

    Antz Online
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retractable arm rest. Hahahaha

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Lee Evans comment. "Let go the Parking Brake! The Parking Brake!!" Wife: "Parking Brake? I thought that was the air freshener because every time I push it, the burning smell stops."

    cookie panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you spelled minimum wrong XD (looking at the metal ring)

    Nope Nope
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do you need an arm rest in an automatic car at all

    #102

    Charge Your Phone Twice As Fast By Plugging It In While It’s On A Wireless Charger

    Charge Your Phone Twice As Fast By Plugging It In While It’s On A Wireless Charger

    kronicpimpin Report

    Joseph OReilly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how you(sing it with me) seeeeet your house on FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEE

    Cristian Hain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has actually been really helpful for me but only because my phone's charger is really finicky and having it on a wireless charger while it's plugged in means it's actually charging the whole time.

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    This most likely won't work. Most likely, the wireless charging will stop when cable is plugged in.

    #103

    It's Not Stupid If It Works

    It's Not Stupid If It Works

    marcocet Report

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at that point, you might as well back down the overclocking. the dust from outside would be atrocious.

    RatherLoopy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. Now THAT'S a CPU cooler.

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    #104

    Get Shoes Polished Free In An Airport

    Get Shoes Polished Free In An Airport

    reddit.com Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is super dangerous

    molly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did this once and my shoe got caught in the escalator😃

    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get sucked under the escalator if you don’t ride it properly. Didn’t this guy ever have a mom?!

    ~*Zodiac lover~*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok can’t wait for my food to get chopped off lol-

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's a joke, but that made my blood run cold

    hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DON'T DO IT'S DANGEROUS!!!!

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just plain stupid. A bit of water and his thumb would work just as well, and he'd still have a foot left when he was done.

    Piper McLean
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this and almost got stuck...

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    #105

    It's Not Stupid If It Works

    It's Not Stupid If It Works

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate when my controller dies, going to try this.

    Bobby Flavors
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is probably something that I would actually try soon

    #106

    Its Not Stupid If It Works!

    Its Not Stupid If It Works!

    AshleyDoran Report

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he tied a dolly to his car and then stacked pallets on it.

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    #107

    The Perfect Towel Holder Doesn't Exis...

    The Perfect Towel Holder Doesn't Exis...

    spammington Report

    Y T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that toilet paper, not a towel?

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that’s paper towels. It’s wider and looks like it doesn’t have perforations.

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    Amelie Peacock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the more i think about it the more it makes sense

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    #108

    Neat Cable Holder

    Neat Cable Holder

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised the person is still alive to take the photo.

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, they should mark it as a joke or some people will get killed

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DON'T try this at home! Try it at your workplace instead!

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll only need it once lol!

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not expert on electricity, but this makes me shake.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know the light it's not for the camera flash right?

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