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50 Funny Yet Helpful Pieces Of Advice That Might Become A Guiding Light For Any Tricky Situation
You will likely receive various advice as you grow older and meet new people, some of which may be very helpful and some, well, complete rubbish. There's also another specter of advice, and that is funny advice. Call it absurd, hilarious, or a ton of bullcrap, but funny life advice is exactly what the doctor ordered. These words of wisdom could make you laugh, but they might also come in handy later on in life.
In fact, the web is full of pictures and memes with funny random advice that people simply run into going about their lives and decide that "aight, this is going on the internet." It may be a spelling or punctuation mistake, a funny coincidence, a bit of advice that gains a whole new meaning when taken out of context, or perhaps a poster with funny advice about life or funny direction signs for the sole purpose of making those passing by have a chuckle. And well, follow the advice, obviously. Besides that, good funny advice is also a great marketing tool since people are more likely to remember and share something they found amusing!
Below, we've compiled a list of witty posts sharing the funniest life advice that, besides making you giggle, might come in handy at some point in your life. Liked any of these easter eggs spotted in real life? Then make sure to give them an upvote! What's the best funny advice you have ever received? Any random life advice you heard that made you chuckle? Let us know in the comments!
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Southern Tips To Driving On Snow
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Me Irl
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This Is Some Sound Life Advice
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
The paramedics and ER staff have heard it all anyway, so go ahead. I'm an MD and that's a joke obviously, please don't do what you just thought about doing.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Notonly have they alredy heardit, they're probaly the only ones capable of understanding/believing you anyway.
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Erik Ivan 2 years ago
How dis you got stabbed in the palm of your hand? Me: I was helping the wife with the cooking, and she asked why I didn't have my protective glove on. I said "nah, it's no worries" seconds before I stabbed a knife half way thru the hand. And yes. It really happened that way. I have a problem with the fine motorics in my dominant. So I got the 99' scar on the not dominant hand.
Friend Lee 2 years ago
That’s how I raised my kids— how would this look in the emergency room or in front of Judge Judy.
Aussie Bloke 2 years ago
I slipped and fell, THAT'S why this coke bottle is stuck up my butt....
Mickysixxx 2 years ago
I was innocently putting the curtains up while naked and fell, it just went right up there and now it's stuck, scouts honour
James Peters 2 years ago
If it was important to tell to paramedics, there is nothing I wouldn't tell them
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
I have fibromyalgia and every once in a while will get some random new pain. Nothing that causes me serious alarm, but I always mention it to my husband "just in case". Now, here's what you tell the EMTs when they get here.
Steven Meyer 2 years ago
Like how that lightbulb got shoved up your a*s. No paramedic believe she just accidentally sat on it…
Jeff Diamond 2 years ago
As a CNA, I saw a lot of stuff. It's always fun to see what someone stuck up their butt this time.
Shelly Graham 2 years ago
That's good advice to all the individuals who like to stick nonhuman things up their backside and "lose" them. As a former EMT we remember and we talk about it later.... Depending on how bad the situation we'd either be laughing or shaking our heads in astonishment.
Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich 2 years ago
ROFL! Yeah but if everyone followed this advice, no out-of-hospital service provider would have nearly as many funny stories to tell! :)
Kim Kermes 2 years ago
And if anyone says "hold my beer and watch this" duck tape them to a chair.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Imagine the conversations between EMTs and ER staff about all the weird stuff they've seen.
Leigh Jones 2 years ago
And especially if its being filmed for reality TV. Guy in the emergency room with a toilet brush end fully up his bum. 'I went to the loo and slipped badly'. Nurses and docs couldn't remove without causing serious injury and they had no option but to refer to surgery. As they were discussing they said 'it's going to have to be pushed up' (to the surgeons) and then they couldn't stop giggling.
Charles Kormos 2 years ago
You can't say anything we haven't heard before, just get to the point.
Susan Robinson 2 years ago
“I swear, I slipped and fell on it, and it went up my butt!” “But why were you naked at a museum?”
Hellsbunnies TV 2 years ago
A bit like that time, in the UK, where the bomb squad had to be called to ER as someone had inserted a live WW2 bum up their botty bumbum! They did say they fell on it but I think it was one of those situations where you go to the hospital and say, "Yeah. It's exactly what it looks like,"
Dolly_of TheCowboy 2 years ago
I have the t-shirt and it always gets a few laughs when I wear it "If you don't want to tell the nurse in ED what happened - Hold your own beer"
Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
...while vacuuming ... (morbus kobold, anyone?)
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Strong Advice From The Pavement
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Parking Advice
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Some Tree-Some Advice From A Tree!
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Regular Everyday Advice
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Weekend Safety Brief
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Helpful Advice
RandomHumanBean 2 years ago
u know those doors where theres one set of doors, walk a few feet, another set of doors? yeah. so um... i pulled the first ones open, walked, and tried to push the doors. it was very embarrasing
#10
Yunosuke Is Wise Beyong His Years
#11
The Nurse, During My Annual Wellness Check, Suggested At My Age I Should Have A Bar In The Shower. So I Took Her Advice
Steve Robert 2 years ago
Just make sure the glasses are plastic and the bottom enclosed so you don't end up with a tub full of sharp glass
#12
Our Local Pizza Place Gives Excellent Advice
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Advice For Beginner Yogaists
#14
Solid Life Advice From The Local Museum
#15
The Best Advice You'll Ever Get This Winter
Steve Robert 2 years ago
🎶 Don't you go where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow 🎶 Frank Zappa
#16
Found This In My Backpack After A Very Tough Few Weeks, Great Advice
#18
Some Good Advice I Found In A Bathroom
ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
there was a chalkboard in your bathroom? I guess that’s one way to combat graffiti
#19
Good Advice From This San Diego Pier
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Solid Life Advice
Betta Fish 2 years ago
*reconsiders life choices* *starts twerking like never before* "OMG IT WORKS"
#21
The Washing Instructions For My New Pillowcase
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Advice Probably Worth Taking
#23
Valentine's Day Advice
#24
A Box Of Presents Just Arrived From Home
Instead of a card I got this wonderful piece of advice from my mother, in the form of an embroidered pillow (which she made herself...I love my mom).
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Solid Advice
#26
Great Advice. Thanks Wegmans
#27
I Gave This Advice To My Niece At Her Bridal Shower Tonight
#28
Never Take Diet Advice From The Local Chinese
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
If only it were true... I'd stay at home all day stuffing my face
#29
Surprisingly Good Advice
#30
My Hometown Gas Station Giving Advice To Kids For The 4th
#31
My Beer Can Has Some Good Advice
#32
Got Married On Friday And My 11 Year Old Niece Left Me Great Advice!
#33
That's Good Advice. And Don't Try To Play With The Dinosaur
Hellsbunnies TV 2 years ago
A lot of people don't realise if you click on the dinosaur, you get to play a little offline dino-game. :)
#34
Great Life Advice
#35
If You See Someone Cry
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Good Looking Out
#38
That's Just Good Life Advice
#39
Office Dating Advice
#40
Oh Utah, You Have The Best Signs!
Jes.the.Mess 2 years ago
I'm a Utahn and can confirm we have the best highway signs and the absolute WORST drivers
#41
Health Advice
Mr. Ping Pong 2 years ago
Meh. Simply ask "Hey, do you think we will survive when this elevator crashes?"
#42
6th Grader Gives Surprisingly Deep Advice To Next Years 6th Grader
#43
The Best Advice
#44
Some Of The Best Advice I've Heard In A While
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
Tried it once. I didn’t teleport, but it sure looked like the stars did.
#45
That’s Some Solid Advice Right There
#46
Best Life Advice In My Local Pub
#47
Advice To Live By
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
Aww. Darn. Try talking to us instead, then? We wolves do get lonely sometimes.
#48
Unneeded Advice
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Sage Advice
#50
Life Advice From Ripndip
#51
Some Sage Advice From My Local Subway Restaurant
#52
Bar Sign Offers Great Advice
#53
Mom's Advice
#54
Life Advice From My Sheet Music
#55
Who Would Have Thought A Piece Of Clothing could Be That Intelligent?
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
At least they didn't pull out my fellow dinosaur friend's feathers again!
#56
Better Grab Your Popcorn
#57
Some Friendly Advice From My Local Gas Station Bathroom!
#58
Sound Advice For Anyone Considering A Degree In Art
#59
Some Real Life Advice
#60
Good Advice
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Sensible advice. Just look what happened when Chihiro let the No-Face into the bathhouse.
#61
Just Local Things
Friend Lee 2 years ago
I’m kind of freaking out because I’m like, that’s my state. So I googled it and it certainly is. All I recognized was that cloudy sky and green grass. How did I know? Anyway, it’s Washington. After 53 years I guess I know my gray and green.
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Found At Work Today
The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
AHAHAHA is this the fun/sane version of "Don't Tread On Me"?? Because I LOVE IT!
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Good Life Advice
#66
Good Advice Outside The Local Pub
#67
Sound Advice In Golf And Life
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Sound Advice From A College Student
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Sounds Like Good Advice
#70
Solid Advice From Magic Hat
#71
Local Hospital's Good Advice Is Good
#72
Excellent Life Advice
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
Honest question: do most people believe all cats are vicious a-holes that gleefully and willfully scratch you? I’ve had four and none have ever scratched me. Have I just somehow lucked out with cats who are too lazy to scratch me or something?
#73
Are You Brave Enough To Walk In To Your Closet?
#74
Life Advice Was Better Back In The Day
#75
Had To Share This Gem
#76
Will Ferrell's Advice To My Father In His Junior High Yearbook. They Went To School Together
#77
Spotted On A Beach In New Zealand... Sound Advice
#78
As Seen At A Gas Station
#79
Live, Laugh… What?
#80
Found In A Thrift Store
#81
Solid Advice From My Local Bar
#82
I Wish I Had This Advice
#83
Cowboy Advice
#84
The Georgia Aquarium Welcome Email Has Some Solid Advice To Make Your Visit Enjoyable
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Solid Advice From The Local Liquor Store
#86
I'm Guessing Not Too Good
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Hey, we're still alive! Even flying without the need of Redbull or other caffeinated drinks 🐓
#87
Danger!
#88
Found On College Desk-Best Advice Ever
#89
Please
#90
Dove Candy Gives Terrible Life Advice
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Dove has candy? The only thing it sells here are soaps and skin care products
#91
Some Good Life Advice Found In My College Bathroom
#92
Well That's A Little Harsh... But No Better Advice I Suppose
#93
Gave My So Some Advice: Brush Your Teeth Before Applying Lipstick
#94
Who Hurt Him? Although Not Bad Advice
#95
At My Nieces Hs Grad Party, They Had A Box For "Life Advice". This Is All I Really Know
#96
Good Advice
#97
Good Thing I’m Not A Bus Driver
#98
Sometimes "Sheetz" Gives Life Advice
#99
Some Solid Advice From The Bathroom Stall Today
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Life Advice On A Train
#101
Life Advice
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Learn to die so that you don’t die - wise words said by me which my friend deems to be profound
Kona 2 years ago
I get paid over 200 per hour just by being cool so unh yeah
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Learn to die so that you don’t die - wise words said by me which my friend deems to be profound
Kona 2 years ago
I get paid over 200 per hour just by being cool so unh yeah
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