50 Funny Yet Helpful Pieces Of Advice That Might Become A Guiding Light For Any Tricky Situation
You will likely receive various advice as you grow older and meet new people, some of which may be very helpful and some, well, complete rubbish. There's also another specter of advice, and that is funny advice. Call it absurd, hilarious, or a ton of bullcrap, but funny life advice is exactly what the doctor ordered. These words of wisdom could make you laugh, but they might also come in handy later on in life.
In fact, the web is full of pictures and memes with funny random advice that people simply run into going about their lives and decide that "aight, this is going on the internet." It may be a spelling or punctuation mistake, a funny coincidence, a bit of advice that gains a whole new meaning when taken out of context, or perhaps a poster with funny advice about life or funny direction signs for the sole purpose of making those passing by have a chuckle. And well, follow the advice, obviously. Besides that, good funny advice is also a great marketing tool since people are more likely to remember and share something they found amusing!
Below, we've compiled a list of witty posts sharing the funniest life advice that, besides making you giggle, might come in handy at some point in your life. Liked any of these easter eggs spotted in real life? Then make sure to give them an upvote! What's the best funny advice you have ever received? Any random life advice you heard that made you chuckle? Let us know in the comments!
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Southern Tips To Driving On Snow
Me Irl
This Is Some Sound Life Advice
The paramedics and ER staff have heard it all anyway, so go ahead. I'm an MD and that's a joke obviously, please don't do what you just thought about doing.
Notonly have they alredy heardit, they're probaly the only ones capable of understanding/believing you anyway.
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How dis you got stabbed in the palm of your hand? Me: I was helping the wife with the cooking, and she asked why I didn't have my protective glove on. I said "nah, it's no worries" seconds before I stabbed a knife half way thru the hand. And yes. It really happened that way. I have a problem with the fine motorics in my dominant. So I got the 99' scar on the not dominant hand.
That’s how I raised my kids— how would this look in the emergency room or in front of Judge Judy.
I slipped and fell, THAT'S why this coke bottle is stuck up my butt....
I was innocently putting the curtains up while naked and fell, it just went right up there and now it's stuck, scouts honour
If it was important to tell to paramedics, there is nothing I wouldn't tell them
I have fibromyalgia and every once in a while will get some random new pain. Nothing that causes me serious alarm, but I always mention it to my husband "just in case". Now, here's what you tell the EMTs when they get here.
Like how that lightbulb got shoved up your a*s. No paramedic believe she just accidentally sat on it…
As a CNA, I saw a lot of stuff. It's always fun to see what someone stuck up their butt this time.
That's good advice to all the individuals who like to stick nonhuman things up their backside and "lose" them. As a former EMT we remember and we talk about it later.... Depending on how bad the situation we'd either be laughing or shaking our heads in astonishment.
ROFL! Yeah but if everyone followed this advice, no out-of-hospital service provider would have nearly as many funny stories to tell! :)
And if anyone says "hold my beer and watch this" duck tape them to a chair.
Imagine the conversations between EMTs and ER staff about all the weird stuff they've seen.
And especially if its being filmed for reality TV. Guy in the emergency room with a toilet brush end fully up his bum. 'I went to the loo and slipped badly'. Nurses and docs couldn't remove without causing serious injury and they had no option but to refer to surgery. As they were discussing they said 'it's going to have to be pushed up' (to the surgeons) and then they couldn't stop giggling.
You can't say anything we haven't heard before, just get to the point.
“I swear, I slipped and fell on it, and it went up my butt!” “But why were you naked at a museum?”
A bit like that time, in the UK, where the bomb squad had to be called to ER as someone had inserted a live WW2 bum up their botty bumbum! They did say they fell on it but I think it was one of those situations where you go to the hospital and say, "Yeah. It's exactly what it looks like,"
I have the t-shirt and it always gets a few laughs when I wear it "If you don't want to tell the nurse in ED what happened - Hold your own beer"
...while vacuuming ... (morbus kobold, anyone?)
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Parking Advice
Some Tree-Some Advice From A Tree!
Regular Everyday Advice
Weekend Safety Brief
Helpful Advice
u know those doors where theres one set of doors, walk a few feet, another set of doors? yeah. so um... i pulled the first ones open, walked, and tried to push the doors. it was very embarrasing
Yunosuke Is Wise Beyong His Years
The Nurse, During My Annual Wellness Check, Suggested At My Age I Should Have A Bar In The Shower. So I Took Her Advice
Just make sure the glasses are plastic and the bottom enclosed so you don't end up with a tub full of sharp glass
Our Local Pizza Place Gives Excellent Advice
Advice For Beginner Yogaists
Solid Life Advice From The Local Museum
The Best Advice You'll Ever Get This Winter
🎶 Don't you go where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow 🎶 Frank Zappa
Found This In My Backpack After A Very Tough Few Weeks, Great Advice
Go To Sleep
Some Good Advice I Found In A Bathroom
there was a chalkboard in your bathroom? I guess that’s one way to combat graffiti
Good Advice From This San Diego Pier
Solid Life Advice
*reconsiders life choices* *starts twerking like never before* "OMG IT WORKS"
The Washing Instructions For My New Pillowcase
Advice Probably Worth Taking
Valentine's Day Advice
A Box Of Presents Just Arrived From Home
Instead of a card I got this wonderful piece of advice from my mother, in the form of an embroidered pillow (which she made herself...I love my mom).
Solid Advice
I Gave This Advice To My Niece At Her Bridal Shower Tonight
Great Advice. Thanks Wegmans
Never Take Diet Advice From The Local Chinese
If only it were true... I'd stay at home all day stuffing my face
My Hometown Gas Station Giving Advice To Kids For The 4th
Surprisingly Good Advice
My Beer Can Has Some Good Advice
Got Married On Friday And My 11 Year Old Niece Left Me Great Advice!
That's Good Advice. And Don't Try To Play With The Dinosaur
A lot of people don't realise if you click on the dinosaur, you get to play a little offline dino-game. :)
Great Life Advice
If You See Someone Cry
Good Looking Out
Solid Advice
That's Just Good Life Advice
Office Dating Advice
Oh Utah, You Have The Best Signs!
I'm a Utahn and can confirm we have the best highway signs and the absolute WORST drivers
Health Advice
Meh. Simply ask "Hey, do you think we will survive when this elevator crashes?"
6th Grader Gives Surprisingly Deep Advice To Next Years 6th Grader
The Best Advice
Some Of The Best Advice I've Heard In A While
Tried it once. I didn’t teleport, but it sure looked like the stars did.
That’s Some Solid Advice Right There
Best Life Advice In My Local Pub
Advice To Live By
Aww. Darn. Try talking to us instead, then? We wolves do get lonely sometimes.
Unneeded Advice
Sage Advice
Life Advice From Ripndip
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Learn to die so that you don’t die - wise words said by me which my friend deems to be profound
I get paid over 200 per hour just by being cool so unh yeah
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I get paid over 200 per hour just by being cool so unh yeah
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