If you think that timing, delivery, and tone of speaking are a crucial part of the perfect anecdote, allow us to prove you wrong with these hilariously punny knock-knock jokes. These puppies don't need any refurbishing or particular oratory skill for their delivery, simply because they're as easy as pie with no hidden meanings or clandestine agendas. If you've raised your eyebrows in disbelief while reading this, we dare you to tell a joke or two straight out of this collection to your colleagues - great success is guaranteed!
From simpleton examples such as childish wordplay to a tad bit more complex ones testing the sanity of the listener, we've gathered more knock-knock jokes than you'll ever need.
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- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Déja.
- Déja who?
- Knock, knock.
I chuckled, okay. That's it. I totally didn't laugh like an insane person, I swear.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Spell.
- Spell who?
- W-H-O.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Cows go.
- Cows go who?
- No, silly. Cows go moo.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
- Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Yah!
- Yah who?
- Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Adore.
- Adore who?
- Adore is between us. Open up!
- Why did Sally fall off the swing?
- Because she had no arms.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Not Sally.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Doris.
- Doris who?
- The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
- Will you remember me in a day?
- Yes.
- Will you remember me in a week?
- Yes.
- Will you remember me in a month?
- Yes.
- Will you remember me in a year?
- Yes.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- You forgot me already!
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Alien.
- Alien who?
- Just how many aliens do you know?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To get to the idiot's house.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- The chicken.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Figs.
- Figs who?
- Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Luke.
- Luke who?
- Luke out the window and find out.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Nobel.
- Nobel who?
- No bell, I knock.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Claire.
- Claire who?
- Claire the way, I’m coming through!
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Ice cream!
- Ice cream who?
- Ice cream if you don't let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Mango!
- Mango who?
- Mango to the door and just answer it!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wooden shoe.
- Wooden shoe who?
- Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Ben.
- Ben who?
- Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- A little boy.
- A little boy who?
- A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Voodoo.
- Voodoo who?
- Voodoo you think you are!
Reminds me of a song --- Long before David Bowie's Magic Dance there was the 1947 movie The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer, starring Cary Grant and 18-year-old Shirley Temple: You remind me of a man. What man? The man with the power. What power? The power of hoodoo. Who do? You do. What? Remind me of a man...
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Mikey.
- Mikey who?
- Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Honey bee.
- Honey bee who?
- Honey bee a dear and open up, would you?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- From.
- From who?
- Actually, grammatically speaking you should say "from whom."
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Stopwatch.
- Stopwatch who?
- Stopwatcha doin’ and open the damn door.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Fangs.
- Fangs who?
- Fangs for letting me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Noise.
- Noise who?
- Noise to see you!
Could also work with the last line being: 'LALALALALALALALALALA! See?'
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Tennis.
- Tennis who?
- Tennis is five plus five!
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Nun.
- Nun who?
- Nun of your business!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Candice.
- Candice who?
- Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Police.
- Police who?
- Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tank.
- Tank who?
- Your welcome!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alpaca.
- Alpaca who?
- Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Iran!
- Iran who?
- Iran over here to tell you this!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Abe.
- Abe who?
- Abe CDEFJH…
This knock-knock jokes are so not funny and boring. Or maybe it's just me...
You just gotta remember that on Panda hilarious and mildly amusing means the same thing.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
The top two were decent but the rest are like they were written by 5 year olds. Utterly dreadful.
There's a sign on my doorbell that reads "Bell is broken, please knock.", and there is a sign on my door that reads "Door is broken, please ring bell."
Knock Knock. Who's there? Ether. Ether who? The Ether Bunny. Knock Knock. Who's there? Anna. Anna Who? Anna nother Ether Bunny. Knock Knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo "BEEP! BEEP!" run over the Ether Bunnies. Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Don't cry..the Ether Bunny's are gonna be okay.
This knock-knock jokes are so not funny and boring. Or maybe it's just me...
You just gotta remember that on Panda hilarious and mildly amusing means the same thing.
Load More Replies... Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
The top two were decent but the rest are like they were written by 5 year olds. Utterly dreadful.
There's a sign on my doorbell that reads "Bell is broken, please knock.", and there is a sign on my door that reads "Door is broken, please ring bell."
Knock Knock. Who's there? Ether. Ether who? The Ether Bunny. Knock Knock. Who's there? Anna. Anna Who? Anna nother Ether Bunny. Knock Knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo "BEEP! BEEP!" run over the Ether Bunnies. Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Don't cry..the Ether Bunny's are gonna be okay.
