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A general principle in product and package design is to never underestimate users’ stupidity. This should be even more true when designing product labels for children, and yet people manage to release some really poorly thought-out child product label fails like the ones on this list.

Some of the fails might be funny, but others are downright dangerous. The wrong product, label, or packaging design may prompt impressionable and inexperienced youngsters to use products in unsuitable ways or to even ingest products that can be harmful. If you’re a budding designer, this list can be a good list of things you shouldn’t do!

#1

Accidentally Sent My Son To School With His Newly Bought Ugly Christmas Sweater

Accidentally Sent My Son To School With His Newly Bought Ugly Christmas Sweater

Didn't realize what Santa was doing until his kindergarten teacher pointed it out when I picked him up after school.

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General Anaesthesia
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now you know why you should never eat yellow snow.

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Blondie23
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work at a company that makes clothing for all ages and I have to say the kid's part of it is the hardest. Because these artist come up with the ideas and we have to be the ones that look at it and say...um no that's going to get the kid in trouble. Which sucks because you know it's funny and the parents will buy it but in our society today no one can take a joke. This sweater is hilarious by the way!

Saint Thomas
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to his smile, the kid knew perfectly what it was from the beginning.

Marcos Valencia
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kindergarten teacher had something to say about that? I sent a few times both my children to kindergarten with Iron Maiden shirts... Nobody had a single word to say and I even had a conversation about music with a mother.

Tams21
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I imagine the kindergarten teacher just found it funny.

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Zelda Fitzgerald
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bought a light up beanie for a secret Santa gift and didn't realize until they opened it that the reindeers were humping 😆

Mr.G86
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well at least you know your child is definitely not being ignored at school.🤣

Tee Rat
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Santa, tell us how you really feel about Christmas.

Elsker
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"ugly christmas sweater" bonus points:)

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    #2

    Kids Love Pandas

    Kids Love Pandas

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally false. Pandas are notorious for not shagging enough

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. Especially when your soft can-opener takes you to the mean people where they make you nap for too long and then your belly hurts for days, and they put this plastic monstrosity on your head and say no, Bouche.

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    MadOrca99
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who thought “this is fine”?! Who even came up with the design

    Pat Corbett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, of course this is fine, they're just, uh, wrestling! That's it, wrestling...

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    Just another idiot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that even made in kid's size?🤣

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    2 years ago

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, BP has censored sillier s**t than this.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby, you and me ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw DAMN! That's just messed up yo.

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    #3

    Light Switch In Kids' Room

    Light Switch In Kids' Room

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    Depressed Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even without the light off, it still looks terrifying.

    UncleRussian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I K N O W A B O U T A L L O F Y O U R S I N S J O N A T H A N

    Atlas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what in the Freddy Fazzbear's Pizzaria is THAT.

    J. Grawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would creep TF out of me and I'm an adult !

    Space Yeti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He watches… He yearns for the children…

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t sleep, clown will eat me

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    Designers are often a tough crowd. It’s a competitive profession, and many professionals online are keen on picking apart each other’s work. The internet is full of communities sharing various design fails and poor choices for the world to see.

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    #4

    Ice Lollies Have Changed Since I Was A Kid

    Ice Lollies Have Changed Since I Was A Kid

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    Gary
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair the ir the second one still has the foreskin, its just pulled back.

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    Passerby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live, there is a brand of ice cream bar with red gelatine as the core. The outside part is vanilla ice cream, which people usually finish first, leaving the red and very floppy gelatine. It looks a lot like a dog's "red rocket", so many kids also call it that.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They KNEW what they were doing! 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

    Nina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No f*cking way 😱😱

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the way the mascot on the wrapper is holding it too. wtf.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the middle part is pink is NOT helping.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little suggestive might be an understatement

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    #5

    A Friend Bought This Balloon For Her Son's Birthday But Decided Against Blowing It Up

    A Friend Bought This Balloon For Her Son's Birthday But Decided Against Blowing It Up

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My spider sense isn’t the only thing tingling.

    Mysteria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine someone just walks in while you’re blowing it up 💀

    kenji
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "spider w**g...spiderr w**g...friendly neighbourhood spiderwang..."

    MadOrca99
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t want do blow spider man thank you very much

    Zara VP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They knew what they were doing..

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time! The character balloons ALWAYS put the filling spot in the MOST awkward place.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never knew Spidey was a grower AND a shower.

    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo, you need to blow it "there" and then hold it by "there"? Yeah, no, I'll pass.

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    #6

    Uhhh... You Alright There Pikachu?

    Uhhh... You Alright There Pikachu?

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that dilation, baby Pika will soon be arriving

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered how small Pokémon lay such big a*s eggs

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    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the entrance or the exit?

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody needs some "me time" once in a while, eh?

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf am I looking at?? 🤣

    The Jokester (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo. Everyone's mind on bored panda is dirty as f**k. And the people who made this Pikachu are too innocent or they're perverted.

    rob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh they knew exactly what they were doing.

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    80 Van
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Just give me a minute.”

    Boops
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way the thorws his head back---

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Family Health Fair hosted by the OBGYN association.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, everyone! This is Pikachu's private time. Let's go make friends with a different Pokemon.

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    When it comes to children’s product design fails, however, there’s another group that like to get in on the critiques - parents. Children are a highly vulnerable segment of society, so a poorly designed product or package has the potential to drive a child to accidentally harm themselves.

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    #7

    If You've Ever Thought Kids Getting Hurt One At A Time Isn't Efficient Enough, Here's An Idea

    If You've Ever Thought Kids Getting Hurt One At A Time Isn't Efficient Enough, Here's An Idea

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    Sprout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sadist thought this up?!?!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child conkers or a very basic Newton's cradle.

    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This afternoon my mum and I watched with much glee, a grandma pushing a toddler in a baby swing. She pushed it so high that we were making bets with each other as to when the poor kid would fall out. Sorry, but it was just so funny!

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you hate kids but love to build things

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, that brings me back to a simpler era when all the playground equipment wanted to kill you.

    DforDory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you let your kids knock themselves out on the playground... I'll show myself out 😜

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can put two more on there for maximum efficiency.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like jousting except it involves feet and crotches.

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    #8

    Strawberry-Scented Scissors For Kids. That’s How You Get Kids Stabbing Themselves In The Face

    Strawberry-Scented Scissors For Kids. That’s How You Get Kids Stabbing Themselves In The Face

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    80 Van
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I don’t smell strawberry. I just smell blood.”

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would we need scissors scented anyways?

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Scented scissors for kids” WHO WAS ON THE R&D TEAM?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏽‍♀️

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They even have holiday scented ones! https://www.westcottbrand.com/westcott-5-sniffs-scented-holiday-scissors-assortment-12-pieces-67436-parent.html

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it says it is a blunt tip.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And soft grip handles. Always a good idea to not be able to firmly grip scissors

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the one hand, the scissors are blunt but why would we want to have scented scissors to begin with?

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because now we have a lifelong excuse to go around, sniffing people's scissors. Why else?

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It tastes like burning

    VeryDarkMatter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Westcott - we hate children since 1872

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    #9

    Teaching Kids Terrible Things At Wellington Zoo

    Teaching Kids Terrible Things At Wellington Zoo

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the giraffe look like it has been possessed by a demon?

    Ace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, cos obviously kids aren't going to realise that this isn't what the animals actually eat...

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Feed me the souls of the innocent!"

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best of all-- doesn't actually get recycled, all goes to same dump

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lion must be new, bcuz the other two look like soulless or demon like.

    Biscutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KIDS DO NOT FEED THE MONKEY LANDFILL!!! Scratch that - DO NOT FEED THE MONKEY AT ALL!!

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    Product and packaging design for children is practically an entire discipline unto itself. For one thing, a single product and package has to appeal to two very different people - a child and their parent. The package and product have to promise to be fun while also convincing the parent that the product in question is safe, high-quality, entertaining, and, if applicable, developmentally helpful.

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    #10

    This "M" On A Kids' Menu Activity

    This "M" On A Kids' Menu Activity

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    Elita One
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aside from J, N, Q and U missing, don't look at M.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got his pants on, cmon. But there are letters missing.

    Trish Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd never leave the house if I could do that

    strawberry.panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But also like a bunch of letters are missing??? What happened to J, N, Q and U???

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are N And Q and U

    Ally O'Malley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    M is at the Gynecologist's office

    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok s looks like a jellyfish possessed them

    Jayden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is wrong with M?!

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    #11

    The Brand Name Of My Daughter's Shirt

    The Brand Name Of My Daughter's Shirt

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    whodunnitfan2013
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, my parents gave me that as a child!

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scratchy lace checks out.

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of an idiot brand name is that??

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently that’s my kind of fashion sense

    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that brand’s sweater in my closet. Sears? No wonder they went under.

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    #12

    Yummy Drink With A Trip To The Hospital

    Yummy Drink With A Trip To The Hospital

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, it has bubbles. Must be a fizzy red drink...YUM!"

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why there are laws here in Europe that prohibit putting non-edible drinks into such containers

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I bought a bottle very similar to this one filled with bubble solution. Ok, the bubble solution isn't really poisonous and tastes like soap, but still

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    MJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of that Little Rascals scene where Alfafa was burping bubbles on stage 😂

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My children won't drink that if placed on a table... but I probably would.

    The Jokester (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it's for bubble bath, right? Yeah I would've straight up drunken that.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see the bubble wand that's likely attached to the screw cap. So *hopefully* the kid would realise something was wrong when they unscrewed the lid and saw that attached. Still kinda bad design though.

    Saint Tim the Godless
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably won't send you to the hospital. DEFINITELY will send you to the toilet. OP still wouldn't have stopped s******g by now.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I saw it before I thought it was ramune soda

    Fat Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair I doubt kids would take more than a sip of this considering how this stuff tastes but it's still a bad idea

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna agree but kids go to the hospital for drinking bleach and I don't recall ever hearing of bleach that tastes good nor doesn't burn. Kids do dumb things. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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    Package design for kids also has its own set of trends and visual principles. Things like minimalism and eco-packaging may be trending for adults, but children want something else entirely. Bright colors, zig-zags, and big pictures continue to dominate children’s packaging – because they work.

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    #13

    This Kids' Swimsuit That Looks Like A Self-Destruction Vest

    This Kids' Swimsuit That Looks Like A Self-Destruction Vest

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suicide bomber training

    Pat Corbett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost exploded laughing when I saw your comment, but it's midnight and I might wake up my parents...simply stop making good comments a sec

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want a very specific swimsuit and not every store carries the "cow sheriff suicide bomber".

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm officer self-destruction-cow, you're under the rest!

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The combonation ... a cow, who is actually a Sheriff, ...

    Ambry Petersen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cartridges would make it very hard to swim.

    The Jokester (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't want to dress up as their favorite süicïde bømbêr?

    12345676543
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    2 years ago

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    go back to tiktok with your leetspeak we're not that regressive

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    Kimberly Herbert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could drown a child. If a child got flipped upside down, instead of righting the child it would hold the kid under water.

    Jen Mart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter had one and her uncle thought it was so she could carry his beer! It was actually a great way to teach her how to swim . NOT a life preserver. And as she got better you would remove the flotation one by one .

    Jo Davies
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids also had them. They loved to jump in while wearing them

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    #14

    This Is Pure Nightmare Fuel

    This Is Pure Nightmare Fuel

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    BatPhace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it belongs in 5NAF good gawds

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, kids! All of your cartoon pals, before and after the fire!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're honest. No fake pizza that looks just like Mickey on the packaging.

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now Jayden, you better eat your demonic minion pizza and like it.

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are running a special on disemboweled demonic Minion pizza this week.

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    CD King
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they found the magic box in the movie HELLRAISER

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Minion one doesn't even come close to resembling it.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s even worse is that they were proud enough of those abominations to put them on their very public advertising!

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    #15

    I'm Not Sure If This Is A Thing That You Should Give Kids

    I'm Not Sure If This Is A Thing That You Should Give Kids

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start the kids sniffing glue early. Who on Earth came up with this :(

    Robert K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the kids who ate unflavoured paste.

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes great with the strawberry scented scissors.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my parents were kids, there was a glue called "Pelikanol", made by Pelikan, that smelled like marcipane. All their classmates, and them, tried eating it. Seems it didn't unalive them, so maybe it was non-poisonous ... or ... anyway and whatever - what even is the point of such things smelling delicious?

    Ragnhild Karlsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. I had this at school, in the first grade. Smelled gorgeous!! We loved it. But have never ever heard of someone eating it. It was glue, so the thought didn't enter our heads because... glue! Made gluing stuff much nicer though!

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    Mørkesverd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take it! For my child... which I definitely have...

    imontape
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was a kid there was a blue gluestick that smelled like marzipan so surely it must taste like it too. Nope nope nope lol

    Human #1,232,867
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can find plenty of such still available online. check here https://amzn.to/43Bwwxb

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right kids its a new lip bam guaranteed to work

    CwtchyMama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that gives the kid who eats glue chance of variety

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    Of course, as we can see from the crazy design fails in this list, another key concern is clarity of purpose. Too many of the products on this list fail in this key aspect. Inedible or even toxic materials scented as food shouldn’t be making it into children’s hands - moreso if the products are also food-shaped.

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    #16

    My Brother Pays $15,000/Year/Child To Send His Kids To Private School - This Is The 1st-Grade Homework From Last Week

    My Brother Pays $15,000/Year/Child To Send His Kids To Private School - This Is The 1st-Grade Homework From Last Week

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't lick it, cos Toad

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be there. I'd go to your $16,000/Year/Child school should you open one in the future.

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I think these instructions are nice and fun to follow... I feel like I need a rock now.

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    item 9 was inserted after one kid a year ealier brought in a dried-up turd, I guess?

    Trish Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smell the rock to know what it's been cooking.

    Ace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the problem here? I can't see anything wrong with either content or design.

    Edward Monks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smell the rock? Does it smell Rocky?

    Ashley Greer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair they are trying to help make rock finding a sensory experience. The Autism in me would never do that but someone out there needs this in their life.

    PupperPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That my homework every time i take the dogs for a walk. There's something really satisfying about searching for and finding a really awesome rock!

    Zipitty Doodah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that OP is saying that the quality of education and the life lessons this $15k/year private school is teaching isn't up to par with the cost. Not sure if this makes sense I've been up most of the night 😕

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learning to be peaceful and observant within the environment and find beauty and worth in small things is an incredibly useful life skill.

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    #17

    My Daughter Got A Globe Ball With Only America On It

    My Daughter Got A Globe Ball With Only America On It

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    the dancing demon (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's obviously how the world looks right? America's certainly the only important place in the world (sarcasm)

    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And apparently, to many, we here in Australia don't exist anyway

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    Judith Remkes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, it also has Greenland and Iceland and Canada...

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right near the valve you can see where it says "Made in China". I wonder what they thought about making a globe they weren't on...

    Alt Beel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is actually their strategy so that nobody in US knows where China is...

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    Elita One
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accurate really, considering how many Americans think the US is the world.

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because America is so expensive that we can't afford to travel anywhere. So, we imagine all the world's beauty here. There are many cultures and foods from the world so it helps with the fantasy.

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    Austin Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But still went through the trouble of labeling latitude and longitude lines?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look closely you can see a corner of Russia next to Alaska. The printing process uses two plates, and two of the same plate have been loaded into the press resulting in both sides of the ball being North America. Somewhere there is likely a ball which is Eurasia/Africa on both sides, presuming the employee made the same mistake twice.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the design, or did someone make a balls-up and apply the same printing screen twice?

    LandAhoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a balls up, there's a part of Russia that they wouldn't add without labelling, and this globe has two north americas. Unless they teach the other one is a parallel universe!

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Untrue! It also has Canada, Iceland and Greenland!

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is what it feels like in New Zealand. (We have been left off maps too many times.)

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    #18

    My Son Is Too Terrified To Learn Anything From These Speech Therapy Worksheets, And Frankly, I Don't Blame Him

    My Son Is Too Terrified To Learn Anything From These Speech Therapy Worksheets, And Frankly, I Don't Blame Him

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    Vicki Doggurl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not even the mouth shapes for the sounds! Lol!

    RP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is if you see the first one as the start of the movement for correctly producing 'r' with the tip of the tongue flipping against the hard palate. It is not the way a lot of people actually produce this sound, but it is the way that is officially 'correct' for Anglophone speech therapy

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    Reba Jane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was given this as a child with speech difficulties I think I'd just decide to never speak!

    Boops
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else try to do the mouth movements, or just me?

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These look like the titans from attack on Titan

    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminiscent of Beavis and Butthead

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    OhnoI’vebeencensored
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a different kind of therapy will be required.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cuz that is EXACTLY how I hold my mouth when pronouncing the letter r /s

    George D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Points for the jaundice eyes on the terror scale.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really need to improve the eyes. A "friendly-shaped" eye would not be that difficult.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The effects of smoking meth and sniffing it

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    Even adults can make mistakes when product packaging and design are done wrong, so children can be even more vulnerable to issues like these.

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    #19

    Chalk With A Popsicle Color, Shape, And Even A Wooden Handle. What Could Go Wrong With Giving These To Kids?

    Chalk With A Popsicle Color, Shape, And Even A Wooden Handle. What Could Go Wrong With Giving These To Kids?

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son would still eat it knowing what it is

    andreacamo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's chalk, not poison...and it's enough with telling the kids not to eat it: they are little, not dumb!

    Majungasaurus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid, one lick of this nasty chalk would put me off lol, I wouldn’t keep eating it! Kids aren’t that dumb at all!

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    coppertopped panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pretty helpful if you want to soften your voice to get into a house with seven little goats.

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you can doesn’t mean you should

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that kids most definitly will if they can.

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they will have an uncomfortable minute in their life. Not much more, actually. Chalk is non toxic unless eaten in big quantities.

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Choking hazard", but "safe"... okay then...

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *ANYTHING* with small parts or that can be easily broken into small parts by an under 3 year old is considered a choking hazard. It is safe, when used by the proper age group.

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    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better not let the landlord find out.

    Knox Warner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting way we regard nomenclature. I would have assumed the Popsicle Chalk is something that would allow you to draw or write on popsicles. A chalk popsicle would be a popsicle made out of chalk for some reason, but it better fits the product above.

    Samsquatch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone notice the ‘safe non toxic thing in the corner’

    Samsquatch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also says washable now I don’t trust it

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    #20

    My Son Who Just Started To Read “Hell Baby. Hell, Baby. Hell, Baby!!!”

    My Son Who Just Started To Read “Hell Baby. Hell, Baby. Hell, Baby!!!”

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's what you use on your child when you lay them down on those Child Changing Stations that have "Place Sacrifice Here" written on them XD sacrifice-...20f021.jpg sacrifice-648835a20f021.jpg

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    Space Yeti
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    H̵̢̛̼̟͉͕̳̿̽͊͐̆͝e̵̢̦͈͇̳̱̣̭̓̉̓̐̓̀̏͘͜l̴̨̡̗̯̖͇͕̦̙̲̠̓ͅl̷̡̬͓̜̖̥̘̱͚̑̌͐͊̅̽͐͠ ̷̘̰͙̻͎̘̰͎̆̏̈́̉̽̍̾̌͌̕͜͠B̵͕͓̯̮̪͓͙͑́͊̏̃͝ͅã̶̧̼̗̹̅̎̈́̾̎͜ͅb̴̢̤̟̪̳̲̙͎̳̣͌̊͑̀͗̽̿̀̓̚͠ỹ̸̼͖̹̝͔̮̒̅̃̀̇̋͑͆͌̚͜ͅ

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever seen some of the noxious stuff a baby can leave in their diaper? Hell Baby is pretty accurate in those instances.

    Robert K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    given enough time, as parents, we ALL say it at some point.

    JUINNO TAN Moe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first wipe to hell second wipe to spread the hell to the entire family third wipe the humanity is gane

    Pokepug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is what causes the forbidden temper tantrum

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    #21

    The Hippo In My Kid's Library Book Is Actually A Rhino

    The Hippo In My Kid's Library Book Is Actually A Rhino

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    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby Hippo prefers to talk... baby RHINO on the other hand prefers to stand in front of baby Hippo and blocking the view of him completely...

    KDS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby Rhino always had to be the center of attention.

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    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a rhino, it's a high-capacity assault unicorn.

    Robert K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rhino is just a horny hippo

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby rhino prefers to take the credit.

    Lunerwolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    baby RHINO looks like hes on something

    Watermeloncat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this book as a kid! (I think, not sure)

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    #22

    Paint That Looks And Smells Like Juice. There's Literally A Picture Of Juice On The Box. Do You Want Kids To Drink The Paint? Because That's How You Get Kids To Drink The Paint

    Paint That Looks And Smells Like Juice. There's Literally A Picture Of Juice On The Box. Do You Want Kids To Drink The Paint? Because That's How You Get Kids To Drink The Paint

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    LALALand
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And teaches them to sniff paint.....WTF?!

    Lame Llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is about starting the natural selection process early to conserve resource.

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    Robert K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scented markers first appeared when i was in school. We all sniffed them because we knew NOT to eat markers. Except for Jimmy...

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These don’t look like “going to school” products

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    Anthony Jordan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had similar things in the '70s and '80s. But we weren't idiots. Kids today are idiots who are raised by idiots.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pineapple looks refreshingly delicious.

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True colors are on the inside, folks.

    Mister M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    introducing pineapple? where?

    Human #1,232,867
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot beleived it still available, there are plenty of such here https://amzn.to/3PdigGm

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is gonna sound stupid, but I kinda like that idea.

    i.am.lost.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    suddenly I want some cool juice...

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    #23

    My Son's Educational Alphabet Puzzle

    My Son's Educational Alphabet Puzzle

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most worrying thing is that the little handle on the J is missing. Please check inside your child!

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't jet it. What is wronj here?

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mom, can we a have a bog?" "A what?" "A bog!" "Oh, you mean a dog!"

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Je' Opard? French for governor's pardon?

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes thee extremely elusive jeopard 🤔

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    #24

    Never Split Your Legs When You Slide Down

    Never Split Your Legs When You Slide Down

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana split. Weeeeeee

    Ren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would want to see it the reversed way

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    Nina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want the designer to go down this a 100 times (preferable without having their legs closed, or head first maybe)

    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And having someone following really close.

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    Space Yeti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring you kid here if you don’t want grandkids!

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm going to go left... no, right! AAaaaaaaarrrgggh"

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatively high speed blunt trauma. Voice won’t change and they’ll never walk straight ever again.

    Cowboys_fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every guy knows what that feels like

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    #25

    This Ad Of A Kid Holding A Nerf Gun The Wrong Way

    This Ad Of A Kid Holding A Nerf Gun The Wrong Way

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if he's trying to shoot his sister.

    Landithy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I CAN SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING TRISTAN. LEAVE YOUR SISTER ALONE!"

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's clearly acting out a scene from Die Hard 4.0.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid is definitely NOT going places. Except maybe the emergency room. 🤣

    Blair Doak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Billy didn't survive basic training.

    Biscutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ATTACK FROM INSIDE THE RANKS!!!

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    #26

    I'm Not Sure What To Say

    I'm Not Sure What To Say

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not under any circumstances look in the teacher's tackle box!

    Alison Gordon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg that is so deliberate to amuse the parents 😆

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all, WTF kind of fish is that and throw it back if you see it! Secondly, why does the teacher have a tackle box in the classroom? Do not tell the kids to go "fishing" thru the tackle box.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tackle box is literally pages in the book not a proper tackle box 0_o

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    Bookworm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... don't know where to start. The human face and external ears? The teacher's 'tackle box?'

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the fish that sense electrical fields?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they understand that a tackle box is for - tackle? As in hooks and things to catch the fish?

    Roman Hans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they mean ALL fish, or just the fish that have my Aunt Celia's face?

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    #27

    "And As Your Child Gets Older, Simply Adjust The Head Restraint"

    "And As Your Child Gets Older, Simply Adjust The Head Restraint"

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My goodness, these beauty standards for women are just getting so unattainable.

    Darran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I missing? Is the “long neck” the fail?

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cinderella looks a touch nightmarish with a long Dhalsim-style neck, yes XD It might horrify a child.

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, we're encouraging children to... sit in Cinderella's lap...? And knowingly crush her beneath them? XD I know that's not really the intention behind this design, but that's all I can think when I look at it.. if I sat in it, I'd be mashing Cinderella XD

    KDS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s no big deal Cinderella just went to her chiropractor.

    Jubum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if I had a daughter, I would never put her in that hideous thing

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my younger days we had a saying about women with necks like this. "Date 'em..."

    Mandy Coxwell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeahhhh, y'all remember Giraffe -arella right?! She was my fav!!! Lmfao

    Doogie Bowser
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't she in that first Haunted Mansion room?

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    #28

    My Son Just Asked Me Why The Tiger Had A Little Flower Under Its Tail... Thanks For The Detailed LEGO

    My Son Just Asked Me Why The Tiger Had A Little Flower Under Its Tail... Thanks For The Detailed LEGO

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    Francisco Scaramanga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it that hard to explain to the child?

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the kid is old enough to build that Lego set, they're old enough to know what that is! It's not like it's got giant, swinging gonads (though that would be entertaining!)

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    RezFidel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no.. how do I explain my kid that animals have ässholes too....?!

    Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no problem here.

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the child can put together that advanced tiger I think they're old enough to learn about nature.

    Pedantic Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't see what's wrong, where do you keep your flower?

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of Japanese plushies have a cute little asterisk as an a**s.

    Robert K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume by the time a child is old enough to play with Legos they have also read the "Everybody poops" book and has sorted out other mysteries of life.

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An excellent occasion to talk them about the digestive system.

    Dipper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also has organs, it's actually really cool looking and insanely accurate for being built out of legos

    Queen Joe Jetpack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this set 😂The extra detail makes it top notch 👌🏻👌🏻

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    #29

    Let's Put A Hopscotch In The Middle Of The Parking Lot, And The Kids Will Love It

    Let's Put A Hopscotch In The Middle Of The Parking Lot, And The Kids Will Love It

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    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking this was part of a playground at one point and then they turned it into a parking lot. This happened at my old high school.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re probably right. Old school (pun intended) paint like they used for stuff like this listed forfuckingever. This will probably still be visible after the apocalypse. There’ll be mutated cockroach kids playing hopscotch on it.

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    Biofish23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I attended a school with a "playground" like this. The cars were all the teachers cars, so none of them were moving during our recess time. It wasn't great, but it wasn't really dangerous either.

    BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we had something like this at my middle school. There was the normal recess area, which was mainly just grass and then a huge concrete area with three basket ball hoops, it's also where the door were. Then there was a gate that lead into the parking lot, and in the driveway area loop where you could enter an exit there was like five Foursquare boxes painted on the ground. The sidewalk was next to them closer to the cars and it was a step up. We weren't allowed to stand on it. Sometimes cars would come through, and the teachers watching would have to blow their whistles and we would all run up to the sidewalk step up towards the school. I hope this makes sense lmao

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    Bored Potato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah... there will totally be absolutely no accidents!

    Mandy Coxwell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me its near the front and there are daily tourneys to decide who gets the front/shaded/otherwise more attractive parking spot? It's a great "why I'm late" story too .... "Charles challenged me and you know I'm undefeated right?!" .... So many missed opportunities

    Space Yeti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “1, 2, 3, 4, AAAHH-“ *squelch*

    Marivali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this is what Grandma meant when she said go play in the traffic 🤷‍♀️

    DeathCabForLola
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They paved paradise, put up a parking lot.

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the day.... school parking lots were also the playgrounds. Normal.

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    #30

    This Highlighter I Caught My Kindergartner Trying To Eat Because He “Bought Bubble Gum At The Book Fair”

    This Highlighter I Caught My Kindergartner Trying To Eat Because He “Bought Bubble Gum At The Book Fair”

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    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, A) kindergartners generally can't read works like "highlighter", B) why does her 5yo have money to spend without any supervision?

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a thing in the US to give kids a bit of money for the school book fair. They're taken during class time and presumably stock only items that are age appropriate. Yes this is how far American capitalism has come.

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    shanila.pheonix_
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had this once. strawberry/pink, orange/orange(fruit), and vanilla/yellow. It was ok but the vanilla smelt like used baby diapers :/

    Zane Lumagrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one that was supposed to smell like peanut butter, grape jelly, and apple. The apple and grape were quite nice but the peanut butter smelled like feet lmao

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    Joshua David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing weird about this at all. Who didn't have scented markers growing up?

    Peachy Clean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not, that kid's eyes just happened to go to the giant "Bubblegum" before the smaller "highlighter".

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    Verena Fiori-Jambor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I give money to my kindergartners whenever there’s a flea market- so they can buy something UNATTENDED for little money and are so proud

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had these at my elementary school book fairs! 🎶Memory🎶

    Tomato Froggo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that “highlighter” is smaller than the scent name-

    Human #1,232,867
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst gift to offer is available online https://amzn.to/43Eebzk

    Pokepug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was stupid enough to think it was gum with three flavors

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    #31

    As A Baby Onesie It's Cute, But As A Kid's T-Shirt It's Troubling

    As A Baby Onesie It's Cute, But As A Kid's T-Shirt It's Troubling

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    Torza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's job is it to come up with these awful, cringeworthy, embarrassing, idiotic slogans to put on tshirts? And who tf is buying this utter crapola? Why is humiliating your partner/child/yourself via tshirt EVEN A THING???

    Torza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whose* haha grammar-nazi-ing myself here

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    Saint Thomas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's troubling even for babies oO

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on you, that's a an adult man's shirt. Aimed at a very, very specific demographic.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It not even cute on a onesie, ffs.

    SadieCat17
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like it would make more sense on a onesie for babies about diapers, but on a kids t-shirt? Ew no matter how you interpret it.

    Michelle Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be REALLY viewed in some bad ways...

    Tamás Racskó
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see it the opposite way. For a kid onesie it is frickin cringe, but for an adult male it is a funny gay t-shirt.

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    #32

    How Can Kids Learn If You Don't Teach Them Properly

    How Can Kids Learn If You Don't Teach Them Properly

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    Vicki Doggurl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that answers the question: are zebras are black with white stripes or white with black stripes. They’re neither!!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a sweet potato between your legs or are you just happy to see me?

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just doesn't have his pyjamas on yet.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess climate change took away its stripes too?

    Michelle Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does everyone expect when you buy a book or toy at the dollar store???

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about we stop buying the very cheapest educational tools the jungle website has to offer?

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're a zebra but identify as a horse

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    #33

    Just Looking At This Slide Gives Me Back Pain

    Just Looking At This Slide Gives Me Back Pain

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    Nurichwersonst
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats really cool! After this you don't have to go to a chiropractor 😄

    Rae Ramirez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s made to be climbed on not a slide!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a right pain in the bum.

    Robert K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahh the Shiatsu slide - such fond memories

    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking more of my poor kidneys...

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if you hate your nephew/niece it'd be ideal. 🤣

    *le gasp*
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment has been hidden. 𝘾𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙬.

    RedPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah… I think those are stairs. I mean I’ve always used them as stairs

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same op same and I'm a teen so...

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    #34

    All Toilets Must Be Centered In The Middle Of The Classroom So Kids Eating Their Snacks Three Feet Away Can Bare Witness To Their Classmates Defecating

    All Toilets Must Be Centered In The Middle Of The Classroom So Kids Eating Their Snacks Three Feet Away Can Bare Witness To Their Classmates Defecating

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never, ever have I heard or seen anything like that before. How on Earth is that sanitary?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the lack of privacy. I’m 62, and my first and second grade classrooms all had a bathroom with a door that shut for privacy. Third grade on up had separate girls and boys bathrooms, set up just like public bathrooms, in the hallways. Though we could sometimes hear classmates singing while doing their business, they at least weren’t on full view of the whole class. I know the parents of kids at this school cannot be happy about this.

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    RP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens when you don't have enough staff to have one free to supervise toilets/deal with potties. This should not be the solution, but it is better than having to leave the kids unsupervised every time one has an 'accident' or needs help wiping

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when I was in reception class (4 years old) we were trusted to walk down the corridor to the toilet. This is just bizarre.

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    digitalin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be for very young kids who are being potty trained. Seconds count, between the time a kid realizes they have to go, to dealing with clothing, getting a teacher, dealing with doors. And privacy isn't quite so much an issue-- the little kids can't see over the walls and the teachers are probably helping anyway. I'm not saying it's a good setup. It's probably unhygienic. But for a very particular age, I can see some logic in it.

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those kids look a tad bit older than potty training toddlers. At least in the US, most pre-ks won't even let kids attend if they aren't potty trained.

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    Tamsin Far
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of toilet I find in my dreams when my bladder is trying to tell me to get up.

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm dying picturing the teacher shouting "Sing louder children!" while some poor kid is having the worst day of his life on this.

    J. Grawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of disturbing if you ask me.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a similar setup in my preschool and children were constantly having accidents because they were so anxious about using the potty where everyone could see them.

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    #35

    My Son Is Learning The Alphabet

    My Son Is Learning The Alphabet

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    MellonCollie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look hard enough, you will find sexual references everywhere. E.v.e.r.y.w.h.e.r.e. You can also let the conspiracy theory slide and admire the creative gymnastics used for this alphabet. People really are overly prudish pearl cluthers these days.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not about it being sexual...it's about potential fart face. Surely they could have just had her facing the other way xD

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    Sharit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do parents buy books like this and then complain ... buy a normal kids book ffs

    Robert T
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's C well and truly covered! They are such cunning linguists.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Pilobolus, I've seen them live once. ... and they seem to love eachother. ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ned6eeCGl4A

    Quarryville
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pilobolus is a wonderful dance company. I would not think of them as toddler/kid friendly; as some of the art works contain nudity.

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    #36

    Bought This Geometry Set For My Son, To Help Him In School. Comes With This Map Of The World That Has So Many Countries Spelled Incorrectly

    Bought This Geometry Set For My Son, To Help Him In School. Comes With This Map Of The World That Has So Many Countries Spelled Incorrectly

    I don't know what country VOGO is in Europe, but it's there. Panama is spelled Banama, but I suppose they do grow bananas there. Vietnam is shown as an island.

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    Porribix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm all for renaming Panama to Bananama

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old is this? Still has soviet union written on it

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh.... and Sri Lanka is labeled as "Ceylon". It hasn't been Ceylon since 1948 XD

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    Lyyyy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay, Finland is named ”Funland” 😂👍🏼

    Min
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geometry?

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what I got stuck on. I thought I read it wrong so I sounded it out slowly… Nope. I mean maybe they’re focusing on the shape of the countries rather than Geography?

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    DforDory
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grlece too might be beautiful.

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poland is half sea and I live in VOGO. It makes sense, our burecracy would leave even Vogons speachless.

    Gabriela Cink
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello fellow Vogon XD lol. And Switzerland is so neutral that is not event named.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kiwis go apoplectic yet again, I think for once they wouldn't have minded being misspelled so long as they just for once got on the map

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should probably all carry little stickers of new zealand to add to atlases, maps and globes

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    Kira Okah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Misspelling of a shortened version of Yugoslavia?

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    #37

    My Daughter's Little Shapes Book. Pentagon?

    My Daughter's Little Shapes Book. Pentagon?

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well is is technically either a non-convex pentagon (where the lines cross) or an irregular decagon, depending upon how you look at it.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firstly, it's Pentagram and secondly, no this is a starfish

    MJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “NO I’M PATRICK!”

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean… it /does/ have five points.

    •Prolific Panda•
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its an irregular decagon, and that is considering it is 2D..

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    #38

    Perfect For Kids To Learn To Tell The Time

    Perfect For Kids To Learn To Tell The Time

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Analog clocks, cursive, how to physically mail a letter/card, am I missing anything else?

    Joann Hart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using a phone book, filling out an application

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    Moosy Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find analogue clocks much easier to judge time intervals with, seeing 19:43 just doesn’t have the same urgency as seeing the big hand nearly at a quarter to 8 for me. Hard to explain, a digital clock is just numbers to me, analogue gives a more complete picture somehow.

    Ren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you see the time approaching faster than you anticipated, it makes a difference to see it as that thinning space between 11.11 and 12

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    Judith Remkes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, this isn't meant for kids to learn with. What's it doing on this list?

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We taught my son at home. He reads analog fine and even wears analog watch. He turned 12 this year.

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, my step daughter is 23 yo and doesn't understand what 2:45 means. If you tell her quarter to3 she gets it but not 2:45.

    Patricia Stilwell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry. Most of them can't understand analog time anyway. They can't read cursive either.

    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents are as much at fault as the guidlines set for teachers

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    11:40-is how I read this but still want to state that it's around 11:40 because this clock is r******d

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    #39

    This Dinosaur In My Daughter's Coloring Book Has Human Hands

    This Dinosaur In My Daughter's Coloring Book Has Human Hands

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you' re happy and you know it.....

    the dancing demon (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be fair that's an iguanadon and their hands did look sort of human like

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not like that they don't. Five fingers, sure, but nothing like this.

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    Ka Se
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is an old Version of the Iguanodon Dinosaur. Some time ago they thought it was bipedal and using it's thumb for self defence and stuff like this.

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I vote for the correct representation of dinosaurs in books

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were evolving. He was the last dinosaur born before the meteor hit.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "All the better to hold you with, my dear".

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come, give us a hugsies👐

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    #40

    Show Them What You've Got, Son

    Show Them What You've Got, Son

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute pants though, minus the art

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i were an elephant, I'd be ashamed.

    James S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Building confidence in boys early

    Robert K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of the ornate cod-pieces

    Just another idiot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pregnant with an elephant. Do you wanna see it's trunk? 🤣

    Jacob B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that an elephant on your shorts or are you just happy to see me.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got an elephant trunk...you?

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    #41

    My Daughter's New Shoes Are On Another Level

    My Daughter's New Shoes Are On Another Level

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    Torza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thimk u mean 'the WESOR it gets' ??

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    Torza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I love to sakteobard. Who doesn't??

    LadyKing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too love sakteobard. Are you also a proefssio nal?

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, wow. I read that correctly at first… 😳🤦🏽‍♀️

    smugdruggler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people probably did. As long as the first and last letters are correct, our brains auto correct it for us.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, I too am a proefssional sakteobard

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FASHION PROEFSSIONAL SAKTEOBARD SHOE 😭

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they drank a bit too much sakte before making that label.

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    #42

    The Maze On The Kid's Menu Is Impossible To Get Through

    The Maze On The Kid's Menu Is Impossible To Get Through

    ItsAgentJelly Report

    MadOrca99
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mustard is trying to get on cookie. Maybe it’s for the best that this is impossible

    ORSOrama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To teach your kids how an adult feels every day

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that's why the mustard looks so confused.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The weird thing is how many variations of this I've seen posted. I've never seen one in the wild but online there seems to be many examples.

    Brittany Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw one as a child. It was on a restaurant's activity place mat for kids. I was always very good at mazes and got really upset I couldn't solve it until my parents looked at it and said it really was impossible. We traced the options together and, like this one, every possible option was a dead end.

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    VNES101
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on the mustard's face says it all. He knows.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder that mustard looks flustered 🤔

    Yannick Yuniq
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick here is to use actual mustard to create gateways through the red barriers

    François Carré
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever works to teach kids valuable life lessons.

    D Battle II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget about getting that cookie kid!

    Kurichfield the Drunk
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    excellent troll on parents. Intentional says I

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    #43

    I Decided To Open My Step Daughter's Junior Risk Board Game Tonight, And The Compass Is Incorrect

    I Decided To Open My Step Daughter's Junior Risk Board Game Tonight, And The Compass Is Incorrect

    glenthesboy Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Never Wheaties Shredded Eat"!

    Andreas H
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all complain a lot about the US here, but you know, most things come from China. We should start to make more jokes about them.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya'll are just two ignarant to realize this game is from south of the equater where the sun rises in the West. /S

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    #44

    Restaurant Puts Cocktails And Beers Right Under The Kids' Menu

    Restaurant Puts Cocktails And Beers Right Under The Kids' Menu

    Leviathan946 Report

    Judith Remkes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's to make sure that the moms see it

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment made me snort laugh, you nailed it

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    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going by the border. Those drinks aren't under the kids menu, they are ON the kids menu.

    HARRY KOPPERS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son will have the chocolate pancakes and a bloody mary

    RP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spelling of corner is just a bad

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but it could be worse, could have Krazy in it...

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French toast, French fries, French drinking age.

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well....that's not necessarily bad placement for some parents.

    Derpy, Octavia, Vinyl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's bad placement for the kid if they have stupid parents

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    #45

    Oh Yeah, Sit On Me, Child

    Oh Yeah, Sit On Me, Child

    Nonceulous Report

    MadOrca99
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title makes this slightly dirty

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the eyes of a killer. Seriously. I dunno who approved of that design, but yikes, it's creepy AF.

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The straps look like they're his arms.

    Sophie Gap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'heheheh....yeah sit on me...hehehehe'

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they got rid of the original mascots for this??

    Iridian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture is creepy, but not s3cksual in my view. It's the adult added title that makes it something altogether different.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Izzat why they call it the Grimace?

    Biscutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a sleeping disorder too, doesn't he?

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    #46

    My Son Was Stumped With A State Abbreviation Crossword. Then I Looked At The Solution

    My Son Was Stumped With A State Abbreviation Crossword. Then I Looked At The Solution

    SirSilksalot Report

    Sprout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do love living in George

    J J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you take your shoes off before entering George?

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    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who live in George love taking vacations to Banama.

    Cesium
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those aren't even abbreviations

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the folks who brought you Banama

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I passed through George when I was a kid

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the state George, not to be confused with the country George.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of the remedial reading education materials are like this. It's no wonder that kids who struggle often can't catch up even with remedial training.

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    #47

    Terrible Solar System

    Terrible Solar System

    What is happening with this solar system? I was hoping to teach the kids, I guess I should have looked closer before ordering it.

    WhyCantIBeFunny Report

    Luna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the planets are on the same line, there's two Neptunes, Earth is the biggest planet... Perfect for teaching kids!

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a child of the 80s, I'm just sad that Pluto isn't considered a planet any more XD

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    James Edwards
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a ring around Uranus?

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose some people will be enraged that Earth isn't being shown as flat

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn they got the earth looking almost the same size as the sun 🤣

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's the clean version. Jupiter is spotless!

    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $20 flat earthers made this just to mess with kids...

    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get for shopping at "Ye Olde Flat Earth store"

    Jacques-Olivier NICOLAS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be an ideological map, which ignores reality...

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    #48

    My Friend's Daughter Went To Summer Camp And Received This "Meteor" Shirt

    My Friend's Daughter Went To Summer Camp And Received This "Meteor" Shirt

    Renka912 Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Received or made? Painting a tee shirt to take home sounds like a camp activity. I mean, we made ashtrays and coasters when I went to camp, and later tie-dye tee shirts. Painted tee shirts isn’t too big a leap from that.

    Shepherd hughes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *wears shirt to church *gets an exorcism

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, lovely and subtle.

    Ex-teacher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been the one for the dinosaurs, giving the world the finger.

    Melissa42
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you didn't pay much for the camp because wow that shirt is awful.

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    #49

    This Board Book For Kids Is Pretty Confusing

    This Board Book For Kids Is Pretty Confusing

    redundant_bobbin Report

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They bought it at Target.

    Just another idiot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subliminal messaging. --come to target"--

    Nathan Laing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hey, kids! Let’s learn product placement!”

    Iridian
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just looks like Target is trying to program children. This "board book" is completely meaningless to everyone.

    Patty Heller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Target Stores wrote the book?

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    #50

    These “Jeans”/Sweat Pants My Grandma Bought Our Son For Christmas

    These “Jeans”/Sweat Pants My Grandma Bought Our Son For Christmas

    2Pro2Know Report

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are for lazy days when you gotta get dressed but don't really feel like it.

    Ren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nęed it. I'll call it "I might have gotten out of the house. There would be no way of knowing"

    DRinLBK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Business in the front and party in the back?

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, the apparel version of a mullet

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    HannyRo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are u sure she didn't make them?

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    #51

    A Kids Bag From Zara

    A Kids Bag From Zara

    Anvaya Report

    MadOrca99
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zara? You evil squid what have you done?

    Elita One
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay they're just sleeping, permanently.

    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least they didn’t just put an x for the eyes…

    Mrs jessica
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just unwrap the handle from the neck.. it's obviously not suppose to be like that..

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice. Unwrap the awkwardly wrapped cord and take another photo?

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was cute but now it reminds my of Sayori's death in ddlc

    Just another idiot
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    And this is how you tie a noose. It is for hanging sinners.

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    #52

    My Kid Was Having A Hard Time Solving This

    My Kid Was Having A Hard Time Solving This

    urbangunslinga Report

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... because no-one wins at a world war. deep snoopy, deep...

    Vicki Doggurl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I guess the flying ace failed this mission. But with an airplane, maybe snoopy can just fly over the dead ends?

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He hates it when all the root beer leaks out!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna need some dynamite, Snoops!

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That damn Red Baron always wins....

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because it was made by the Red Baron.

    Haley J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    War... War never changes...

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the gun to shoot a hole through the lin

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    #53

    I Don’t Even Want To Stand Near That Thing. Way To Go Brusters

    I Don’t Even Want To Stand Near That Thing. Way To Go Brusters

    Timo3333 Report

    MadOrca99
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, don’t f**k with tetrahydrocannabinol

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don't know: tetrahydrocannabinol is the hallucinagenic bit of cannabis

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have visited Amsterdam

    Jason Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think ol Scoopy got into the edibles 🤣🤣

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad my location was never this way bc I went there all the time when I was to little to read or write and the kids sundaes where huge nowadays they are a scoop and one worm or one cookie back then they were almost as big as I was and had a bunch of cookies or worms (gummy worms of course)

    Toni Kay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that how it is read? We have a new one around here and I never know if the 🍒 are in place of some unknown letter 😂

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    Landithy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being that one really tall kid.

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    #54

    My Son’s Birthday Dinosaur Balloons Came Anatomically Correct

    My Son’s Birthday Dinosaur Balloons Came Anatomically Correct

    JT3013 Report

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh jeez, come on, just fold it away and use a bit of sticky tape to fixate it.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. That's what you're supposed to do. That anchor point is there to keep it floating upright. Tie it off at the base, then tape or tie it back. It's not meant to be left looking like that, but you know.... big brains

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    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bend it back/up and tape it with clear tape. Same for the Spiderman one

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. People don't realize that you have to tie them off at the base, then fold the dingaling up and re-tie/tape. The placement is unfortunate, but it ensures they float upright.

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    Xander Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there was a way to make that balloon inflate through something NOT resembling a p*nis (scrambled for the kids)...

    Kurichfield the Drunk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty sure that's left there for the plastic stick to hold it up but that just makes it worse I guess

    CatLady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Came..." Sorry, I'll see myself out.

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    #55

    Yes, Let’s Put An Image Of A Puppy On A Soccer Ball And Tell Little Kids To Kick It

    Yes, Let’s Put An Image Of A Puppy On A Soccer Ball And Tell Little Kids To Kick It

    trucknorris2000 Report

    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter was given a Jibba Jabba as a little girl. It was a bizarre little doll-like thing. When you shook its head violently it made a weird, garbled sound. They took it off the market because small children were trying it out on their infant siblings. My kid was an only child so we were safe and, fortunately, she lost interest in it quickly.

    jacqueline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sincerely hope we have children with enough sense to know the difference

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, some adults don’t have enough sense to know the difference

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the skunk dog toy I saw. Do you really want your dog playing with skunks??

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kids are not as dumb as you might think. they don't see themselves kicking a dog, they see themselves kicking a soccer ball with a familiar image on it.... give the kids some credit, they know they can't kick the dog.... just raise your kids properly.

    ADHD McChick
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one of these, that's a ladybug. Yes I'm a grownup. But ladybugs are my favorite thing. So I had to have it, lol. 🐞😊

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you invent this idea and even find a manufacturer for it?

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    #56

    "Yeah, Whatever, Kids Are Stupid Anyway"

    "Yeah, Whatever, Kids Are Stupid Anyway"

    EpriLeK Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a hole cut in the giraffe's face so the kids can stand behind the display and put their face through, for a cute photo opportunity for the parents. However, this zoo failed because they should have cut out the entire giraffe's face... XD this will just make it look like the giraffe has a child-face tumor on its muzzle.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had ONE job. To cut in the planter below the giraffe’s mouth.

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    #57

    The Planets On My Son's New Rug Have Rings That Don't Go Around The Planet

    The Planets On My Son's New Rug Have Rings That Don't Go Around The Planet

    AnimationNation Report

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously the manufacturer didn't like it enough to put a ring on it.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the person drawing the design forgot to erase the line that we see bc it's a fun hack, QUICK ART LESSON: how to draw a ring, get whatever you want to draw a ring around, draw what you see in the picture, and erase the bit that is on top on the object but not the rest. It looks so good I try to use it whenever I draw

    BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ANOTHER ART LESSON: Try to draw light so you can easily erase anything you don't like without having those indents or still visible lines. You can always go over them later when you get the lines you like!

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    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they're just less opaque than we're used to.

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    #58

    My Kid Said Her Pants Were Too Big, So I Went To Tighten The Drawstring. It's Fake And Does Nothing

    My Kid Said Her Pants Were Too Big, So I Went To Tighten The Drawstring. It's Fake And Does Nothing

    g-e-o-f-f Report

    Nilsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Far too common. And more common on clothes for girls than for boys.

    CAT /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why i wear boy clothes most of the time they are always more comfy. like rn im wearing a hogwarts hoodie that i bought from a guy at school, or i also got a pair of cargo pants that i found in the boys section. i love both of them!

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    Torza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I have pj pants that totally fooled me with a sneaky trick drawstring. I mean, WHY????

    BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea and it's so annoying. We got some pj pants for me and they had a fake drawstring when they arrived. My mom was annoyed for me and sewed in an actual adjustable drawstring. I'm sure there's a tutorial somewhere

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    Jayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had these on three different pyjama bottoms and the one pair of sweatpants I own. Infuriating!

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WE JUST WANT WORKING CLOTHING! I lost a bunch of weight and began wearing my husband's clothes since they fit, and OMG the pockets! I swear, I could carry everything from my purse in those pockets, including the purse itself! Huge!

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SUCH LIES AND BETRAYAL I have some pants like that oh the lies of girls clothing first fake pockets and now fake drawstrings, good thing my mom is good with a sewing machine

    Fxnglhl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have 2 pairs of pants that do the exact same thing. drives me nuts

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most kids clothes don't have functioning drawstrings. most times the package will let you know with "WORKING DRAWSTRINGS!!!!" if they do indeed work.

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    #59

    My Son Was Trying To Help This Sheep. It Is Still Sad

    My Son Was Trying To Help This Sheep. It Is Still Sad

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    Vicki Doggurl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d be sad too if I couldn’t get to the clover!

    Reba Jane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad needs to turn the other way and go around the outside!

    BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay but why is his name Sad?? Is it because he's sad because he can't get to his lunch?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jump. Over. The. Whole. Damned. Thing.

    #60

    My Kid's Alphabet Pencil Case Has A Nest In The "E" Spot

    My Kid's Alphabet Pencil Case Has A Nest In The "E" Spot

    rvaldron Report

    CD King
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    China does not have the same alphabet as we do. We would probably mess it up going the other way.

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if only there was something in this nest beginning with an E...

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    #61

    I Saw A Kid Wearing This I Almost Passed Out Of Laughter

    I Saw A Kid Wearing This I Almost Passed Out Of Laughter

    MarsIswario Report

    Rosa Visger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y’know, the original designs for the Cars characters had their eyes where their headlights are. In fact, this is referenced by a female headlights saleslady in the underground market scene in Cars 2.

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    #62

    A Kid Will Just See Chocolate Paint And Think "Mmm. I'll Try That"

    A Kid Will Just See Chocolate Paint And Think "Mmm. I'll Try That"

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't? There is such a thing, in Anne Summers ( or so I heard...)

    Spencer's slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there's strawberry and watermelon too. According to my sister...

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    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he can read Chocolate, he should also be able to read Paint !

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dined on Elmer's glue all of kindergarten and it had nothing resembling something to eat. One small taste of what's most likely non toxic will be enough to not...unless it's glue.

    BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but the purple Elmer's Glue stick just looks so yummy! And yes I have licked them before

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    Fernando Álvarez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I tried strawberry shampoo. As a teenager

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    #63

    From My Niece's Kid's Book. So Nuts Or Nest Or Eggs?

    From My Niece's Kid's Book. So Nuts Or Nest Or Eggs?

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    Array Index Out of Bounds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, the 'octo'pus has seven arms and the moon is in front of the cloud.

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and cut out like cheese. Seriously, thast’s not how the moon works

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    #64

    So You Can Keep The Sharpener With The Pencil

    So You Can Keep The Sharpener With The Pencil

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    Spencer's slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sharpener is held on by a removable cap so it can be taken off, used and put back. Not that hard to figure out.

    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i was at school we'd have used those to whip each other knuckles

    PowellSkier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only fail here is th OPs deductive reasoning circuits.

    Jacques-Olivier NICOLAS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but first the child must chew the pencil. Kids love to do this ^ ^

    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously only a clever plot to get you to buy two of them to be able to use the sharpener...

    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cunning plan to make sure you have two pencils with you at all times!

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    #65

    Get These For Your Daughters

    Get These For Your Daughters

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    James Edwards
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there's a 2 under the tag!

    CatLady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex work is real work, y'all!

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    #66

    This Octopus From My Kid's Flashcards Is Missing Something. I Had To Attempt To Explain That An Octopus Actually Has 8 Arms

    This Octopus From My Kid's Flashcards Is Missing Something. I Had To Attempt To Explain That An Octopus Actually Has 8 Arms

    YummyTerror8259 Report

    Torza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You all beat me to it haha HAIL THE QUATTROPUS!!

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wouldn't it be weird if all tentacles were in front? the other 4 are on the other side.

    #67

    Kids Learning Book Shows 3 Ducks For The Color Yellow. Guess They Ran Out Of Ideas

    Kids Learning Book Shows 3 Ducks For The Color Yellow. Guess They Ran Out Of Ideas

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    #68

    Imagine Being Such A Bad Designer You Can Destroy A Child’s Ability To Count By Them Merely Looking At Your Design

    Imagine Being Such A Bad Designer You Can Destroy A Child’s Ability To Count By Them Merely Looking At Your Design

    theWildBore Report

    Gabriela Cink
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is standard to have icon under card number. Usually cards have the same backgrounds. But I agree it could be done neater.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, designers never made it past kindergarten

    François Carré
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just want children never to learn.

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    #69

    This Giraffe On My Son's Valentine's Envelope

    This Giraffe On My Son's Valentine's Envelope

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    Torza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he munching himself from the neck on down??

    kimberley gagne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm there's something wrong with him....

    Just another idiot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does your son go to a "special" school?

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    #70

    My Kid Had Some Issues Using This Slide

    My Kid Had Some Issues Using This Slide

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d almost say it was installed upside down, because what’s as bottom looks like a level staring place. But there are “rails” up to to keep kids from falling off up there, and to push off from, so that appears to actually be the top. My only guess is that this was f****d up in the factory—-made either on a Friday afternoon or a Monday morning, as the old joke goes—-and sent out for sale, when Quality Control should’ve flagged it as flawed, and had it melted down and started over.

    Spencer's slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but this one doesnt fit here. Both slides go in different directions with different access points.

    Sprout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No the ladder to the front slide is under the slide, thus making getting on the slide impossible.

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    Shankshaw Redeemer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the breath knocked out of me on a slide like this as a child. It scared the c**p out of me when I couldn't breathe.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch that last step, it's a doozy.

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    #71

    This Dinosaur In One Of The Kids' Books At Our School. The 3D Effect Just Makes It Worse

    This Dinosaur In One Of The Kids' Books At Our School. The 3D Effect Just Makes It Worse

    Cheese_peace , imgur.com Report

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repeating my appeal for the correct representation of dinosaurs in books

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Didn’t know dinosaurs practiced such excellent dental hygiene. Just look at that perfectly straight set of pearly whites.

    The Exquisite Pancake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance I thought it was an elephant

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can almost hear it screaming "I am *not* an animal!"

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say, ain’t that Ol’ Man Triceratops?!

    #72

    Shrek And Brainless Donkey

    Shrek And Brainless Donkey

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, some brat broke Donkey’s ears off. Poor Donkey. He should send his wife after them, to teach them a lesson.

    sweetrottenpeaches
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am wondering where these two can be found. True horror.. 😆

    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a 12 year old Shrek

    Shark Enthusiast.
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s with the slide in the background?

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do ears and brains relate ?

    Ember Ardoni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donkey has seen some things......

    Wolf_spirit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with shrieks face??

    BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like it was modeled after a real person's face rather than the animation's face

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    #73

    My Son's Kindergarten Worksheet

    My Son's Kindergarten Worksheet

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    Reba Jane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've learnt something new by Googling quap. It can be a nuclear particle or a quarter pound of some type of street drug. Definitely gonna try and slip it into a few conversations to feel smart :P

    digitalin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't they use tap, lap, sap, nap, cap, slap, clap, gap, or map? Looks like c**p.

    J J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now give them Google and tell them to define fap

    Elizabeth Bennett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nonsense word" reading practice is beneficial to children learning to read. (That's what these 3 letter non-words/unknown to children words are called.) It helps them decode unfamiliar words in the future.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, that was never brought up when I was doing my teaching degree but it makes sense. I think I would make sure the nonsense words were on a different list to the real words though to avoid confusion.

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily in this order ... but yes.

    Kalon Suszko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just took a quap, feel better now.........leaves room......

    Jason Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the "A" silent in the words Pip and Yup?? 🤣🤣

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    #74

    Children's "Christmas Pills". You Encourage Kids To Eat All The Pills Out Of The Blister Pack Like An Advent Calendar

    Children's "Christmas Pills". You Encourage Kids To Eat All The Pills Out Of The Blister Pack Like An Advent Calendar

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preparing them for a life of depression.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my antidepresents were so colourful and sugar coated. At least one of the generic brands I get has a coating that makes my tongue numb if I leave it there for too long.

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    Noname
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One pill makes you larger, And one pill makes you small, And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all...

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these the bath tablets that turn into sponges??? I loved those as a kid! Always picked dinosaurs.

    Stephanie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But at least they won't get pregnant lol

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in german and it's touted like a drug. The line "Wirkt Bärsinnlich" is a pun with the german word for bear and means roughly "makes dreamy". I didn't get the bear thing at first but apperently Bärenbande (bear gang) is the name of the company.

    CatLady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Least they'll learn early not to skip their Prozac.

    Feli Corvida
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those are not for children, it's one of those "funny gifts" for adults. I have seen them with different "cures", like shut-up-pill, anti-boring-work, anti-aggression, instant-holiday etc.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think these are made for children; it is more likely a gag gift for adults. At the T€di (like a dollar shop) you can get a whole set of "fake medicine"; it is just chocolate or mint or sugary drops with more or less funny names on it...

    C L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kept hoping they were the kind that would turn into to a foam dinosaur if it was dropped into water

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    #75

    This Monstrosity In A Kids' Shoe Store

    This Monstrosity In A Kids' Shoe Store

    ivke32 Report

    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What happened to us, Gary?"

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Whooooo lives in a meth lab under the sea???"🎶

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    possessedcat101 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you find this monstrosity i need a photo

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    #76

    Good Thing My Kid Knows How To Count Already

    Good Thing My Kid Knows How To Count Already

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    MadOrca99
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One wasn’t wishing they could fly

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe one is not really a caterpillar, but an under-cover worm

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    ADHD McChick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Seven caterpillars wishing they could fly. I illustrated this book while high."

    Nezuko_chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if one didn’t wish it could fly

    C L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top right one could pass as a snake if you don't zoom in lol

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    #77

    I Gave My Daughter And I Matching Cereal Box Tattoos. Then I Noticed They Forgot To Mirror The Writing

    I Gave My Daughter And I Matching Cereal Box Tattoos. Then I Noticed They Forgot To Mirror The Writing

    nattatalie Report

    Paloma Vita
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    II Nezorf or not II Nezorf...

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no how did this happen, it's to easy just draw the design and flip it backwards on an art app then print before you make the tattoo

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    #78

    The Way My Son's Alphabet Puzzle Has The Knob Placed Directly Over Each Letter

    The Way My Son's Alphabet Puzzle Has The Knob Placed Directly Over Each Letter

    Pink_Flying_Monkeys Report

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little kid won't necessarily know the shapes of the letters they're being taught when they play with this. Why couldn't they just paint them larger so it would be easier for the little ones?

    Cupcake Kitten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the problem is that the child can't see the letters while holding the pieces. Not really anything wrong with it though

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t understand thisost.

    Atlas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the point of this...?

    #79

    My Friend Got This For My Son. She Had No Clue It's In The Shape Of Ohio

    My Friend Got This For My Son. She Had No Clue It's In The Shape Of Ohio

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    Zipitty Doodah
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think Connect-I-Cut when I'm spelling it lol.

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too and I've lived in CT for all of my 44 years

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize that that's actually how you spell Connecticut. (I'm not from the US)

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no idea there was that second C in there for years and years. I was doing a "name all the US states" quiz and my answer of "Conneticut" kept being rejected. I'm also not from the US.

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    Dela Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohio's rebrand campaign to not be Ohio

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP’s friend is a prime example of the All -American teach to the test education that has cheated students out of actually learning anything in school for the last couple decades. I’m 62, and all the way through public school, we had both Civics/Social Studies and Geography as part of our core curriculum. We learned how local, state, and federal governments functioned. We learned about current social issues. I still have an interest in politics and social issues. Any high school senior who had already turned 18 was also registered to vote right before they graduated high school. I wasn’t 18 yet when I graduated, but was registered once I hit 18 in my first year of college. In Geography class, we either had to draw maps of counties, states, or countries, complete with their capitols correctly placed in them, or we were given blank maps of states and/or countries, and had to correctly identify them—-no multiple choice, no list of names on the side to help us, just blanks to fill in. I may not be able to identify every single tiny country in the world, but I can ID states in the US, and the major countries on the globe. Government, social issues, and geography are skill sets the majority of graduating seniors—-and a hefty percentage of their parents—-do not possess. That is a real sad state of affairs, and one that a certain conservative-leaning party want to make even worse.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It became part of Ohio last week....

    Denise Weiss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, a strip of Ohio in the northeast is known as the Western Reserve of Connecticut. They simply extended the northern and southern borders of the state west, skipping Pennsylvania.

    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, Connecticut once claimed a portion of Ohio.

    Rhys
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CoUldN'T have been spelled worse.

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    #81

    Yoga Kids

    Yoga Kids

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can almost see the grand opening

    Reba Jane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty much my body shape as an adult

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    #82

    My Daughter Needs A Balllet Bag For Ballet

    My Daughter Needs A Balllet Bag For Ballet

    DigitalDelusion Report

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only her legs looked like one of the letters… 🤔

    twilight (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there were already two of those letters…🤔

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    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there where thay throw a ball in swan lake.....

    François Carré
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could do the double "l" spreading her legs but it would look naughty and not "ballet" at all.

    #83

    My Son Got An Artificial Coke Nail In His Christmas Cracker

    My Son Got An Artificial Coke Nail In His Christmas Cracker

    Jay-c58 Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would assume that it's a claw toy, like those witch fingers for cheap halloween costumes. Only looks like a coke nail because it would only fit on the pinkie of an adult. Unless it actually officially said it was a coke nail, then someone probably took a cracker from the wrong box.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever filled it misunderstood the term Christmas "cracker".

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    Ace
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have a twisted mind to immediately think of drugs - it's perfectly innocent. I didn't even know what a 'coke nail' was until I saw this post.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you all know so much about coke nails ?

    Just another idiot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See? The rich don't even have to use their fingernail to snort coke. They're truly not like us...

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rich have a rake and shovel charm to snort with.

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    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Son: " mommy said she wanted to keep this..."

    Justin Trouble
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally something useful for christmas.

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    #84

    This Upside-Down Alligator On My Son’s Onesie

    This Upside-Down Alligator On My Son’s Onesie

    Liverpool510 Report

    Rhys
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not an alligator. It's a cockadile.

    Chexmy Licks/egg🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    adults can see what kids cant see sometimes ig?

    Torza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear. Somewhat problematic

    Potato Chimps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's just a friendly tapeworm trying to give you a hug? Or challenge you to a fight.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They KNEW what they were doing during production…

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    #85

    The "Cheetah" On My Son’s Socks

    The "Cheetah" On My Son’s Socks

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    Weasel Wise
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yeah, the cheetahs of Chernobyl.

    Fire Singer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya'll, these comments are gonna get me kicked out of work for laughing so much!!

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    RedMarbles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a child's drawing. You can buy custom socks with your child's drawing on them.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sure is a cheetah... from an Atari game.

    D@lia_Din0
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's cheslie cheeta from peppa pig

    Chris Merillo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn.... the Cheetos Cheeta had a rough night

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    #86

    A Monkey From My Son's Nature Book

    A Monkey From My Son's Nature Book

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    Regulus Black
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even brushing doesn't help with his bad breath

    Kalon Suszko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm...a fleshlight for chimpanzees?

    nari<333
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he would LOVE the cockadile

    Louie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I get this? Asking for a friend

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It figured out the truth.

    Ruby White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, saying Butt hole is innapropriate now?? woww

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    #87

    That's Okay Crazy-Looking Rainbow-Vomiting Unicorn. My Kids Didn't Want To Sleep Tonight Anyway

    That's Okay Crazy-Looking Rainbow-Vomiting Unicorn. My Kids Didn't Want To Sleep Tonight Anyway

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    #89

    On My Kid's Alphabet Puzzle. Why Would You Use A Word Where The Letter Is Silent?

    On My Kid's Alphabet Puzzle. Why Would You Use A Word Where The Letter Is Silent?

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it is still important to know words that begin with silent letters.

    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True but alphabet boards are usually about the sounds of letters.

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    Susan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knife is an odd word to choose for a kids game anyway. Wouldn't something like "kitten" be a better option?

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now as bad as a alphabet worksheet I found online. One for every letter, it had three words to trace. One of the words for the letter c was c**k. I noticed it too late. Yikes on bikes.

    possessedcat101 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why that word though, they could start taking knives into their hands.

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    #90

    One Of My 2-Year-Old Son’s Books “Pairs Of Feet”

    One Of My 2-Year-Old Son’s Books “Pairs Of Feet”

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    Ian Wemyss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those look like macaroons

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought these were macarons and not macaroons? And macaroons are coconut cookies? I see these referred to as macaroons a lot but it's unclear to me whether it's a regional thing or a common misconception.

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    possessedcat101 (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many pairs and a remainder! Also real caterpillars only have 6 legs, the others are just fakies to make them move more easily.

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confusingly showing the pairs of feet in groups of three

    Reba Jane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pairs of feet is actually correct. I just Googled it.

    The Goo King
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is... but drawing three feet for each pair is assuredly not.

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    #91

    Hundreds Of Kids Are Seeing This Abomination Every December In My City (For Size Comparison, A Regular Kid Is Around The Size Of His Shoe)

    Hundreds Of Kids Are Seeing This Abomination Every December In My City (For Size Comparison, A Regular Kid Is Around The Size Of His Shoe)

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    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best of all, a group had to approve it.....

    #92

    This Labyrinth In My Daughter's Coloring Book

    This Labyrinth In My Daughter's Coloring Book

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    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOOOOO THE MAZE IS RUINED

    C L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shows poor planning by not adding an allowance for the book binding

    J J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell Trump it's a hurricane. Give hom a marker and he'll fix that.

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    #93

    Look At This Conference Roo-Er Kids Zone

    Look At This Conference Roo-Er Kids Zone

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    MellonCollie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with that? Perfect lounge chairs for a reading kid :-D

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No toys, no kiddie books, no adult monitoring them. Putting a set of baskets and a kid size table and chairs in a grownups’ waiting room doesn’t a daycare make.

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    digitalin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a car dealership. The point is not to entertain kids, it's to remove them from the general area, contain the sound, and have the parents entertain them.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're just providing kids with a safe place to play without foot traffic at an airport. Obviously, COVID caused many communal toys to disappear for safety reasons. Nothing wrong with this.

    Ashley Harrold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling there's a part we're not seeing

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    #94

    At My Son's Doctor's Office

    At My Son's Doctor's Office

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    mooshoflove
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I missing? I don't see anything wrong with this .. looks like the artists take on the Frozen characters .. I personally like it.. 🫣

    Cupcake Kitten
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's that Anna's not there? And that rabbit doesn't exist in the movie? That's all I can think of

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    Fat Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they make Olaf into a rabbit...

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey look kids! It's Esla and Krifots!

    Subrata Pradhan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the princess have so wicked sarcastic expressions?

    Shannon Mallory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor reindeer is being menaced from both sides

    Soup
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh Olaf tho

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Rabbit of Caerbannog! Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

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    MellonCollie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, Elsa is thinking of all the reindeer stew and sausages that will make.

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    #95

    Raw Kids

    Raw Kids

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