Spare a thought for Santa. He gets millions of letters a year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic along the lines of “Dear Santa can I have an X-Box for Christmas please.”
However from time to time there are little nuggets of genius or hilarity that must surely make the jolly old guy crack a smile. Kids are known for speaking their mind, and are especially forthright when it comes to making requests (or demands), so we here at Bored Panda have decided to make a list of the funniest, frankest and most bizarre Santa Letters kids have ever sent.
Scroll down to check out the list below, and don’t forget to vote for your favourite!
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My Mom Is A 4th Grade Teacher. Here's One Of Her Muslim Student's Letters To Santa
I don't know why all these comments were downvoted, so I voted them back up. This girl rocks and it's lovely to see people putting religious biases aside to celebrate the true teachings of their religion - happiness and love towards all. If only everyone thought the way this little girl did.
How precious is this child, her parents should be so proud of her.
Very smart child with an inquistive mind, I have wondered the same thing
Since santa is not a christian myth, it's fine for every kid to write him a letter. It's not ok to force kids who are not christian or pagan to write something like "what I want for christmas this year", because it excludes jewish, muslim, hindu (etc) kids. Teachers need to be aware.
8 Year Old's Letter To Santa
Heartbreaking & heartwarming at the same time. What a wonderfully kind brother and human being !
It is isn't it. I will never understand bullies of any age.
Load More Replies...Oh this is so freakin sweet, I would give the kid everything he asked for and his beautiful sweet sister! Kids can be so f___ing cruel! Hang in there baby, you will be a better person for it!
Ellen Degeneres had saw this story I'm pretty sure they were on an episode and she got the meet Big Time Rush 💗
I looked it up, there is a video of GMA with Amber and Ryan meeting big time rush on Youtube.
Load More Replies...This kid has a really good heart sure he's going to be a better person in life :)
Wait... She's the one getting picked on?!? Get her some confidence-builders and she'll be running that damn place!
My Daughter's Christmas List
Determination, smarts & creativity...this kid's gonna go far. Well done!
Dad Joke: I know you wanted a cat for Xmas but we are having a Turkey like everyone else.
She should have written it in Finnish (kissa) because Santa lives in Korvatunturi, Finland.
I love how different cultures have different places where Santa lives it give
Load More Replies...Great Logic
So This Store Had A "Dear Santa" Writing Area For Children And This Is What I Saw
awwhh oh my gosh, this kid is just as heartbroken as the rest of us :'(
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ='(
Kids These Days
My 11-Year-Old Nephew Made My Mom A Christmas List. Lmao I Feel You Dawg
It'd be nice if kids didn't have to hear about politics from grown ups. Let kids be kids, and make up their own mind where they stand once they're older.
Yeah, no. Sorry. Uninformed people are exactly how we got where we are.
Load More Replies...A kid should have their lives affected by who the president is. If they are, you're failing as a parent. I imagine he said this because he was sick of his parents complaining.
The rest of the list is also great "Cool knives" "pig" "candy (not chocolate)" XD
Don't Know If I Should Laugh Or Cry. Letter To Santa Left In The Cookie And Milk Plate
I think I was 9 when it started to not make sense anymore. Plus my older sister spelt the beans!
Till how old do children believe in santa, I always thought until 6 years but apparently they still believe when they are way older, I don’t get it
Each family has a different age. My son believed until he was 10. I let him believe as long as possible. They grow up so fast!
Load More Replies...Seriously dude, think she wrote 9 at first and changed it to 10. Even if she was 19 be nice!
Load More Replies...A Letter To Santa From My Brother's 5th Grade Class - "There Will Be Consequences"
I'ma just go on and be the buzzkill old lady with the 'get off my lawn' sign.....but that's just no way to ask for anything.....especially a gift.
Amen. If I asked for something in that manner, I would be getting NOTHING for Christmas.
Load More Replies...Oh. An entitled brat who thinks animals are commodities. #yourparentingsucks
Animals certainly are commodities. That's why they don't get to vote.
Load More Replies...Hopefully Santa doesn't deliver the pony in the same fashion...
Load More Replies...I Told My First Grade Class They Were Writing Their Letters To Santa. I Should Have Been More Specific
My Boy's Son Put Together His Christmas List. The Random $29 Has Me Rollin'
If that's the case, let's hope Santa remembers to bring 29 dollars PLUS TAX ;-)
Load More Replies...I am kind of horrified of the contrast between the 18+ content and the really childish handwriting & innocent wishes...
Too many underage kids are given 15/18+ rated games these days :(
Load More Replies...Revised list cracks me up. My 9yo had about six revisions. All had puppy tho :)
I would go with the 3 gold chains. It's a classic look, and if they are good quality, he'll have them forever.
This kid won my heart, plus look how cheap the parents are getting off!
As A Jew, Christmas Time Was Always The Hardest Time Of The Year. This Is What I Wrote To Santa When I Was 9
Always seemed mean to me for little ones not to celebrate due to parents religion!
Christmas isn't a universal, basic human right. It's a Christian holiday that many non-Christians don't celebrate.
Load More Replies...I used to make sure I taught my students about winter holidays around the world. It's important to include everyone, and good for everyone to learn about others.
Just Pizza
Best. Comment. Ever! Bwahahahaha!!!!!!! How do you not have more up votes?
Load More Replies...My Sister Is 9 And This Is Her Christmas List
Not sure how nuch I should take the bettee life and no achool thing seriously but it seems kind of sad. :( I mean with some of these other ones thiugh it just aounds like kids being kids so idk. :p Reninds me of the anime erased though...
I was a poor child once upon a time. Jars are a pretty obtainable gift, and darn handy too. Done!
It could be sad, or maybe she is just dramatic. Siblings can be a pain.
Load More Replies...Little Brother Wrote Santa A Thank-You Card
think of the expression of that kid when he looks back at that letter in the future
My Good Friend's Note To Santa Right After Titanic Came Out. She Was 9
So My Cousin Found Out That Santa Isn't Real
Because he doesn't believe in imaginary people? Okay. I never believed in him and I was okay.
Load More Replies...https://www.diyncrafts.com/9189/lifehacks/4-heartwarming-letters-explain-santa-kids
It does take something away from the season, I was sad buy I had Christ to fall back on!
Parents shouldn’t make their children believe in Santa because they will be heartbroken when they find out the truth. What’s the point of it?
He May Look Sweet, But He Is The Devil
This was written by my oldest son in around 3rd grade... He mailed the letter....
My Niece's Letter To Santa
Why? I know people in high rises that have even trained their puppies to kitty litter so they don't have to go out as often. Maybe, you live in a no pet building.
Load More Replies...Aw! XD I kind of wish I could revibe the little dog I used to have back from the dead. :p No zombie. XD I got a little cat now though. :p A pet to play with. ^^;
This Is My 4-Year-Old's Letter To Santa. I Think She's On Her Way To Becoming A Doctor
or she wants a lie detector test for all her cheating boyfriends in the future. the girl is prepared
Maybe she needs someone over 13 to click the checkbox and download Audacity for her.
A Letter To Santa
Sorry, Juan, think you do need to do that homework! Hope you get the turtle though!
I alnost coukdnt read that last line but they want their own ninja turtle? LOL. XD
I had to make a double take on that. Writing N and J to close together.
Mall Santa, Meet Skeptical 8yo
I never thought about what the elves did as “slave labor” but... I’m rethinking things.
Or third degree detective sweating Santa under the lights.
Load More Replies...santa probably doesn't get paid enough with dealing with the gifts for us kids
Creative Wish
My Childhood Letter To Santa Claus
So many wasted childhood years of asking for toys when I could have asked for a clean room! I wonder if Santa would be willing to clean my house now? hahahaha
A 4-Year-Old's Epic Christmas List
Now I want a shark that goes underwater and grabs me corndogs that are already baked!
they are a TON of maintenance, kind of like owning a boat
Load More Replies...i'm guessing the teacher just wrote down what they said. that's what they did when i was little
Load More Replies...5-Year-Old Letter To Santa Asking For GTA V: "I Just Want To Play With The Cars, Not The Hookers!"
My prudish side is horrified that a 5 yr old knows about hookers, but my logical side figures he probably has no idea what hookers actually are.
A Note My 6 Year Old Sister Left For Santa Hahaha
...Im pretty sure that mom wrote the letter and Elizabeth signed it. ;-)
Load More Replies...Nephew's Letter To Santa
Mom Busted Out A Box Of Old Santa Letters Today - Looks Like My Career As A Smartass Began At A Young Age
No, you'll be glad he has it when the zombies come...
Load More Replies...this shows how down hill our descendants get each generation. i mean an ak-47
This Is The Letter My Niece Sent To Santa. She's 7
Jeremy Has A Problem With His Gifts. And With His Nerves As Well
sooooo, Im the only one who found this funny? No one else? No...? okaaaaayyy.
This looks pretty fake, they will choose random letters to make bigger and smaller, large periods and dots on the i's, and intentionally (quite obviously!) spell things wrong. It's too consistent for the level of intelligence they're trying to pass off, and way too violent. If it is a kid, that kid has some weird writing tendencies.
These guys need to stop lying to their kid. He is not doing well with it.
I really hate people who say everything is fake, but I'm pretty sure this is fake.
Maybe Jeremy should only get useful items for Christmas this year; no toys.
My 9 Year Old Brother's Note To Santa, Signed By The Man Himself
Addisyns Letter To Santa!! Cutest And Funniest Thing I've Ever Read!
I think this is a winner, the part about the baby peeing in her mouth is too sweet, plus I love the name Addisyn!
there aint nothing sweet about baby peeing in your mouth..thats just gross!!! and yes i do have kids 2 girls..a 2yr old and 4yr old
Load More Replies...What I Want For Christmas This Year Is...
Did I read this right, just 53 billion? Now this is a 2017 typical child!
How To Make Sure Santa Is Real, 8yo Logic
Sounds Reasonable
1993 Letter To Santa
I Present My Co-Worker's 10-Year-Old Nephew's Letter To Santa
Are we not going to talk about the fact he asked for a body pillow?
I was 10 once. You don't really want do discuss why.
Load More Replies...Dear Santa
Talk about biting the glove that gifts you! Looks like someone's headed to the naughty list.
A Pair Of What?
It took me awhile, but I think it's 'tights'...'ripped tits' took me to a bad place. :-/
Oh, And Just An Easy $25,000
I Can't Make This Stuff Up! This Is My Nephew Christmas List
I work in a call center and have to leave voicemails almost all day. I had to stop mid sentence and cancel the message while reading this omg lmao
A duck penis is twice the length of its body... I don't know if this kid has enough blood for something like that
He Was Told To Write A Letter To Santa
If Anyone Is Having Trouble Getting Into The Christmas Spirit... Here’s A Letter To Santa Written By One Of My Students
Dear Santa...
Couple Things For Christmas
i think this kid wants a pet. i dunno... maybe a cat or dog.. i cant tell >u<
A Christmas Card From My Little Sister
My Eldest Son Wrote A Letter On Behalf Of My 3yo. It’s So True. He’s Been Asking How Long Until Christmas Since January
Wishlist To Santa
Giraffe says "Neigh"? LOL Santa needs to bring him "See 'n Say The Farmer Says" edition.
Coworker's Daughter's Letter To Santa. Clearly Not Afraid To Ask The Tough Questions
My Daughter's Letter To Santa
My Teacher Found This Note To Santa In Her 8-Year-Old's Bedroom
Soda has sodium which is fattening too. So only water. That too lukewarm.
Santa Letter
My Sister Just Walked In & Handed My Parents Her Christmas List. Don't Know If I'm Scared Or Impressed
I was just breaking out my calculator... thank you! :-)
Load More Replies...Wow, Santa needs to upgrade his sleigh if he's going to be carrying that lot.
My Friend's Nephew Wrote A Letter To Santa
Instead Of Asking For Toys This Year, My Kid Wrote A Motivational Letter To Santa. "Dear Santa, I Think That You Should Be A Lot More Skinnier So On The Back Side There Is A Picture Of You Being Skinnier"
High Importance Questions From Olivia
Came Across A Good Letter To Santa While I Was Volunteering Tonight
Cousin's Letter To Santa
My Daughters Christmas List To Santa
My Kid Is Pretty Amazing
King Of The North?
Walmart Gold Digger
French Fries, Computer And A Chicken Nugget
Please Read This Letter My Brother Wrote To Santa When He Was 7
Letter To Santa From 12-Years-Old
Quite Scary
I just love the "just in case" letters... "You're not real. Here's what I want."
And Here Is Some Fruit Salad And Water To Help Your Type 2 Diabetes
My Christmas List When I Was 7
I like how he throws in the picture of a girl - at the end and in very small letters. Not creepy AT ALL.
Something For My Community, Like... McDonalds
My Niece's Letter To Santa. At Least She Asked For His Permission!
If You Know Where My Black Leggings Are Please Write Back
Sophie, I'm an adult, & I just found a belt I had been looking for ,for 3 long years.
Seriously, the same thing here with another adult, only I had been looking for the belt for 'only' 2 years!
Load More Replies...Letters To Santa About Krampus
Well That About Sums It Up!
Going Through The Letters At Work Before We Send Them Off To Santa
I Was Almost 3 Years Old, Had My Grandma Write It, And Didn’t Quite Know My Holidays Yet
We Printed 600 Santa Letters In The Paper This Year, And This Is One Of My Favorites. The Three-Ring Binder Kills Me
All Little Jerry Wants Is A Bulldog, A Science Kit And A 'Porthole' To The Pokemon World
I Wish I Was Eating The Cookies
...and, like a typical kid, didn't wish to eat the carrots.
Load More Replies...My 10 Year Old Son's Christmas List. I May Come Up A Little Short On Some Of These
Dear Santa, I Flushed My Brothers Head In The Toilet But Can I Have A Puppy
In Case You're Having A Bad Day, Here's My 3 Year Old Sister And Her Christmas List
The Jig Is Up "Santa"
My Sister Is A Children's Librarian. She Sent Me This Picture Of A Letter They Got In "Santa's Mailbox."
My Nephew's Christmas List
"A Baby Jesus To Sleep With, Not A Real One"
Skye's Letter To Santa. I Don't Think You Are Fat
Dad, Take This Down
This Is A Letter My Little Terror In Class Wrote To Santa While I Was Out On Friday. It Says: I Know That Santa Is A Fraud! Now I Want That Elf Gone!
This Year Big One Claims He's "Going Simple". Where Did He Get That
Hope I Didn't Give You Too Much Whiskey
Life Is Simpler Aged 2,5
At Least The Kid Is Honest
And Please Give Me Some Money This Is My 6-Year-Old Sister's Christmas List
"I Believe In You More Than Hanukkah"
My Sons Note To Santa. "All I Want Is My Two Front Teeth"
My Mom Found This This Summer From Me To Santa. I Would Have Been 9 Years Old When This Was Written, And I Guess Blackmail And Being “Santa’s #1 Fan” Were Good Ways To Get Major Presents
My Sisters Letter To Santa This Year
My 6-Year-Old Wrote A Note To Santa
Finn Asked For Everything And He's Not Kidding. Every Time We Are In A Store He Actually Wants Everything He Sees
Dictated Letter To Santa. "I Want Santa To Eat All Of Our Cookies. Yep. Because That's What I Said! Um, I Want Santa To Eat Something Else When His Cookies Are Gone..."
Plot Twist, I Think She Knows I'm Really Santa And Is Now Way Ahead Of The Game
We Wrote Letters To Santa!!
She’s Certainly Qualified - A Whole Half Hour!
This Year At Work I Organized Letters To Santa.... This Kid Is Going To Be Pretty Mad When Santa Doesn't Come Through
Has this kid been watching the Squatty Potty commercials?
Santa And I Are Going To Have A Serious Talk About My Daughter
I Want To Impress The Boys
My Fiancé's Letter To Santa When She Was 6 (Said She Got It)
My Little Sister Left Santa A Note..
Maybe I Should Be Concerned...?
Carter's List. I Love His Breakdown Of Stocking Vs. Actual (Expensive Year)
Hahahahahahhaha Seriously Still Laughing At This
Obsess Much?
The Letter Is Off To The Big Man!
The Finished Product
The Fun Begins... It Must Be An Inside Joke Between Her, Santa, And The Elf
I Love That The Teacher Had To Interpret This Little Girl’s List For Santa
Josiah’s Letter To Santa. Translation: ‘Don’t Worry. I Will Make Sure There Are Carrots For Blitzen’
Old Letter To Santa My Mom Found
My Daughter Learned Santa Wasn’t Real This Year. Just Got Her Christmas List
"Dear Santa, I Want 13 Million Dollars" - Well, Christmas Is Going To Be Very Disappointing For Him This Year
I Think Sarah Is Feeling Older Than She Is
Today We Wrote A Letter To Santa. I Think Someone Is A Bit Obsessed With Moana
Santa Has Been Responding To Some Kids That Need An Attitude Adjustment
I Love Presents And I Love Toys
He drew the Burl Ives version of Santa--how talented-seriously! He must have seen the Rudolph show. Wow!
My 3 Year Old Son’s Letter To Santa
"Merry Christmas, please bring me presents. Santa, please bring me toys" sounds like the start of a Christmas poem.
Here's A Batch Of My Favorite Letters In The Paper This Year. I Don't Cry When I Do My Chores
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I'm baffled at all these super expensive wishes. iPad, PS4, Apple watch...Most folks would have to save up for all of this for a whole year where I live. I was a kid in the 80's and I wished for books and lollies... still do actually...
I have three sons. The oldest son always had a pretty normal list, one of my twin sons asked for the most expensive things he could think of and his list would be so long it was ridculous and the other twin would write such a short list I would have to encourage him to make it a little longer. You would think all three had been raised by different parents!
seems al lot of these are from 2013 - like Ryan asking for Santa to stop his sisters bullying https://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AwrJ7Jpz9kxaH2sAExBXNyoA;_ylc=X1MDMjc2NjY3OQRfcgMyBGZyA21jYWZlZQRncHJpZANma2tmOVdwclQ2eWRrZnp6R1hQeUFBBG5fcnNsdAMwBG5fc3VnZwMwBG9yaWdpbgNzZWFyY2gueWFob28uY29tBHBvcwMwBHBxc3RyAwRwcXN0cmwDMARxc3RybAM4MQRxdWVyeQNsZXR0ZXIlMjB0byUyMHNhbnRhJTIwZnJvbSUyMFJ5YW4lMjBmb3IlMjBraWRzJTIwdG8lMjBzdG9wJTIwcGlja2luZyUyMG9uJTIwQW1iZXIEdF9zdG1wAzE1MTQ5OTMyODg-?p=letter+to+santa+from+Ryan+for+kids+to+stop+picking+on+Amber&fr2=sb-top&fr=mcafee&type=C211US0D20160905
I'm baffled at all these super expensive wishes. iPad, PS4, Apple watch...Most folks would have to save up for all of this for a whole year where I live. I was a kid in the 80's and I wished for books and lollies... still do actually...
I have three sons. The oldest son always had a pretty normal list, one of my twin sons asked for the most expensive things he could think of and his list would be so long it was ridculous and the other twin would write such a short list I would have to encourage him to make it a little longer. You would think all three had been raised by different parents!
seems al lot of these are from 2013 - like Ryan asking for Santa to stop his sisters bullying https://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AwrJ7Jpz9kxaH2sAExBXNyoA;_ylc=X1MDMjc2NjY3OQRfcgMyBGZyA21jYWZlZQRncHJpZANma2tmOVdwclQ2eWRrZnp6R1hQeUFBBG5fcnNsdAMwBG5fc3VnZwMwBG9yaWdpbgNzZWFyY2gueWFob28uY29tBHBvcwMwBHBxc3RyAwRwcXN0cmwDMARxc3RybAM4MQRxdWVyeQNsZXR0ZXIlMjB0byUyMHNhbnRhJTIwZnJvbSUyMFJ5YW4lMjBmb3IlMjBraWRzJTIwdG8lMjBzdG9wJTIwcGlja2luZyUyMG9uJTIwQW1iZXIEdF9zdG1wAzE1MTQ5OTMyODg-?p=letter+to+santa+from+Ryan+for+kids+to+stop+picking+on+Amber&fr2=sb-top&fr=mcafee&type=C211US0D20160905
