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Spare a thought for Santa. He gets millions of letters a year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic along the lines of “Dear Santa can I have an X-Box for Christmas please.”

However from time to time there are little nuggets of genius or hilarity that must surely make the jolly old guy crack a smile. Kids are known for speaking their mind, and are especially forthright when it comes to making requests (or demands), so we here at Bored Panda have decided to make a list of the funniest, frankest and most bizarre Santa Letters kids have ever sent.

Scroll down to check out the list below, and don’t forget to vote for your favourite!

#1

My Mom Is A 4th Grade Teacher. Here's One Of Her Muslim Student's Letters To Santa

My Mom Is A 4th Grade Teacher. Here's One Of Her Muslim Student's Letters To Santa

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EvieNiffler
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know why all these comments were downvoted, so I voted them back up. This girl rocks and it's lovely to see people putting religious biases aside to celebrate the true teachings of their religion - happiness and love towards all. If only everyone thought the way this little girl did.

Marcia J. Downing
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How precious is this child, her parents should be so proud of her.

Skure
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kid may teach others to live in peace!

Peggy Ward
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very smart child with an inquistive mind, I have wondered the same thing

Christina Sersif
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This made me tear up. What a sweet little girl. God bless her.

Yana La
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since santa is not a christian myth, it's fine for every kid to write him a letter. It's not ok to force kids who are not christian or pagan to write something like "what I want for christmas this year", because it excludes jewish, muslim, hindu (etc) kids. Teachers need to be aware.

Kjorn
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is so great! why a muslim respect our way of living and we can't respect our way of living it? Christmas logs are not named Christmas log anymore around here because it may offend people!!! people are so f*cking dumb.

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    #2

    8 Year Old's Letter To Santa

    8 Year Old's Letter To Santa

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    Tamara Laney
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heartbreaking & heartwarming at the same time. What a wonderfully kind brother and human being !

    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is isn't it. I will never understand bullies of any age.

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    lalalala
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad that a kid has to wish those Kind of things ...

    Jef Bateman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. This actually made me cry a little. OK - a lot.

    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is so freakin sweet, I would give the kid everything he asked for and his beautiful sweet sister! Kids can be so f___ing cruel! Hang in there baby, you will be a better person for it!

    Luna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome kid! He will grow into an awesome adult!

    Harley Grooms-Harvey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ellen Degeneres had saw this story I'm pretty sure they were on an episode and she got the meet Big Time Rush 💗

    Kristel Bijnen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked it up, there is a video of GMA with Amber and Ryan meeting big time rush on Youtube.

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    Bina Acharya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid has a really good heart sure he's going to be a better person in life :)

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... She's the one getting picked on?!? Get her some confidence-builders and she'll be running that damn place!

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    #3

    My Daughter's Christmas List

    My Daughter's Christmas List

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    Tamara Laney
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Determination, smarts & creativity...this kid's gonna go far. Well done!

    Fran Villette
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad Joke: I know you wanted a cat for Xmas but we are having a Turkey like everyone else.

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have written it in Finnish (kissa) because Santa lives in Korvatunturi, Finland.

    PsychoPrincess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how different cultures have different places where Santa lives it give

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    Kimberly Robinson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid's got a future at the United Nations.

    dari
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOAH!! I need to try that..

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just do it humannnnn

    Sarah White
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    clever kid, I hope she gets her cat :)

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    #4

    Great Logic

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    #5

    So This Store Had A "Dear Santa" Writing Area For Children And This Is What I Saw

    So This Store Had A "Dear Santa" Writing Area For Children And This Is What I Saw

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    Olga Vol
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :( this makes me so sad...

    Desiree Summer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwhh oh my gosh, this kid is just as heartbroken as the rest of us :'(

    Tabitha Holland
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ='(

    Maria T.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw :,( But some kids want REAL people to wake up....

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    #6

    Kids These Days

    Kids These Days

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    jp
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the item, thank me later.. Capture-5a...7758cd.jpg Capture-5a3a5957758cd.jpg

    Erica Goodman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sleek, black, remote control car(thanks @jp)

    Skure
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if someone actually try to open this link

    Luna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa's letters in the age of computers..... awesome!

    Matthew Hyder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I can tbelieve they copied doen the whole url link. o.o

    Jessica Stohr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been much easier is email form! :D

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    #7

    My 11-Year-Old Nephew Made My Mom A Christmas List. Lmao I Feel You Dawg

    My 11-Year-Old Nephew Made My Mom A Christmas List. Lmao I Feel You Dawg

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    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be nice if kids didn't have to hear about politics from grown ups. Let kids be kids, and make up their own mind where they stand once they're older.

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, no. Sorry. Uninformed people are exactly how we got where we are.

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    brandon sat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what i want to know is why his parents allow him to watch deadpool?

    Núria Rp
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the bearded dragon part

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A kid should have their lives affected by who the president is. If they are, you're failing as a parent. I imagine he said this because he was sick of his parents complaining.

    Sarah White
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rest of the list is also great "Cool knives" "pig" "candy (not chocolate)" XD

    Henry
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a chocolate Labrador

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    #8

    Don't Know If I Should Laugh Or Cry. Letter To Santa Left In The Cookie And Milk Plate

    Don't Know If I Should Laugh Or Cry. Letter To Santa Left In The Cookie And Milk Plate

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    Sable miner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I was 9 when it started to not make sense anymore. Plus my older sister spelt the beans!

    Nemo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Till how old do children believe in santa, I always thought until 6 years but apparently they still believe when they are way older, I don’t get it

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each family has a different age. My son believed until he was 10. I let him believe as long as possible. They grow up so fast!

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    Daniel Duran
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    8 years ago

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    The last 19 half years?? Hahaha fckn virgin

    Ellie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously dude, think she wrote 9 at first and changed it to 10. Even if she was 19 be nice!

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    #9

    A Letter To Santa From My Brother's 5th Grade Class - "There Will Be Consequences"

    A Letter To Santa From My Brother's 5th Grade Class - "There Will Be Consequences"

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    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'ma just go on and be the buzzkill old lady with the 'get off my lawn' sign.....but that's just no way to ask for anything.....especially a gift.

    Maria T.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen. If I asked for something in that manner, I would be getting NOTHING for Christmas.

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    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time I looked I thought the pony had gas!

    Yana La
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. An entitled brat who thinks animals are commodities. #yourparentingsucks

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animals certainly are commodities. That's why they don't get to vote.

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    Luna
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have been warned, Santa...you were warned....

    Merilyn Horton
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I understand completely. I got a guinea pig instead.

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    #10

    I Told My First Grade Class They Were Writing Their Letters To Santa. I Should Have Been More Specific

    I Told My First Grade Class They Were Writing Their Letters To Santa. I Should Have Been More Specific

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    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids do take things literally, I lauged my a*s off on this one!

    Yuliya Saxon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adorable. I chocked while eating and laughing

    Tamara Laney
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very literal and precise. Maybe an engineer when he/she grows up?

    #11

    My Boy's Son Put Together His Christmas List. The Random $29 Has Me Rollin'

    My Boy's Son Put Together His Christmas List. The Random $29 Has Me Rollin'

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    Jennifer .S
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He clearly wants to buy something himself

    Wim Lammens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's the case, let's hope Santa remembers to bring 29 dollars PLUS TAX ;-)

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    Tiari
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am kind of horrified of the contrast between the 18+ content and the really childish handwriting & innocent wishes...

    EvieNiffler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many underage kids are given 15/18+ rated games these days :(

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    lil ninja
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really digging the revised version of this list... makes me wonder about the original

    Lulu Machete
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revised list cracks me up. My 9yo had about six revisions. All had puppy tho :)

    Luna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the "my revised Santa list" bit ;)

    Neeraj Jha
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 gold chains and a golden watch... OG!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would go with the 3 gold chains. It's a classic look, and if they are good quality, he'll have them forever.

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids expect too much for Christmas these days. SMH.

    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid won my heart, plus look how cheap the parents are getting off!

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    #12

    As A Jew, Christmas Time Was Always The Hardest Time Of The Year. This Is What I Wrote To Santa When I Was 9

    As A Jew, Christmas Time Was Always The Hardest Time Of The Year. This Is What I Wrote To Santa When I Was 9

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    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always seemed mean to me for little ones not to celebrate due to parents religion!

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christmas isn't a universal, basic human right. It's a Christian holiday that many non-Christians don't celebrate.

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    Marty Sunderland
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to make sure I taught my students about winter holidays around the world. It's important to include everyone, and good for everyone to learn about others.

    Capermom
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cute how he describes himself... LOL...!!

    Loopdy Loop
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh s**t. He deserves a present.

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    #13

    Just Pizza

    Just Pizza

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    Tamara Laney
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Pizza on earth and Goodwill towards man.

    Yvonne Helms
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best. Comment. Ever! Bwahahahaha!!!!!!! How do you not have more up votes?

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    Kimberly Robinson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I must be related to this kid!

    Daniel Duran
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight to the number one. Fckn genious

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    #14

    My Sister Is 9 And This Is Her Christmas List

    My Sister Is 9 And This Is Her Christmas List

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    Panic!AtTheYeemo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think you should make sure shes okay...

    Matthew Hyder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure how nuch I should take the bettee life and no achool thing seriously but it seems kind of sad. :( I mean with some of these other ones thiugh it just aounds like kids being kids so idk. :p Reninds me of the anime erased though...

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a poor child once upon a time. Jars are a pretty obtainable gift, and darn handy too. Done!

    Adrienne Early
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be sad, or maybe she is just dramatic. Siblings can be a pain.

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    Nemo
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    8 years ago

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    Awfull spelling for a 9 year old

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    #15

    Little Brother Wrote Santa A Thank-You Card

    Little Brother Wrote Santa A Thank-You Card

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid is fine. We are corrupted.

    Sushi Smack
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    think of the expression of that kid when he looks back at that letter in the future

    Jubilee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it just me and my dirty mind or did he thank santa for cuming and the elves for raping presents?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can picture is Santa & the Elves wrapping up some turntables!

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    #16

    My Good Friend's Note To Santa Right After Titanic Came Out. She Was 9

    My Good Friend's Note To Santa Right After Titanic Came Out. She Was 9

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    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she want to makes chili

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    #17

    So My Cousin Found Out That Santa Isn't Real

    So My Cousin Found Out That Santa Isn't Real

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    Tamara Laney
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing a few years of therapy down the road...

    Potato
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he doesn't believe in imaginary people? Okay. I never believed in him and I was okay.

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    Sierra Batten
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.diyncrafts.com/9189/lifehacks/4-heartwarming-letters-explain-santa-kids

    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does take something away from the season, I was sad buy I had Christ to fall back on!

    Thoreau Boinn
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    2 years ago

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    Zynia Black
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents shouldn’t make their children believe in Santa because they will be heartbroken when they find out the truth. What’s the point of it?

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    #18

    He May Look Sweet, But He Is The Devil

    He May Look Sweet, But He Is The Devil

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    Kwaku
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can't get over the fact that he asked of the Reindeer :)

    Saundra Bergman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was written by my oldest son in around 3rd grade... He mailed the letter....

    Peggy Ward
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the way, there is always a window cracked open!

    Peggy Ward
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet Santa knows about the little devil!

    #19

    My Niece's Letter To Santa

    My Niece's Letter To Santa

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    Daniel Morgan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 32 and this is pretty much my list too....still no puppy!

    Nancy E
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? I know people in high rises that have even trained their puppies to kitty litter so they don't have to go out as often. Maybe, you live in a no pet building.

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    Merilyn Horton
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, get her the puppy, pleeeeeeease.!!

    Rebekah
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please tell me she got her one little puppy.

    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do hope she gets her puppy! Just one little puppy!

    Miss Cris
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the final "thank you IF ..." :)

    XXX A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I caught that too. Conditional thanks. LOL

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    Severus Snape
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wanted a puppy. got a puppy. cute as hell. naughty as hell.

    Matthew Hyder
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw! XD I kind of wish I could revibe the little dog I used to have back from the dead. :p No zombie. XD I got a little cat now though. :p A pet to play with. ^^;

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    #20

    This Is My 4-Year-Old's Letter To Santa. I Think She's On Her Way To Becoming A Doctor

    This Is My 4-Year-Old's Letter To Santa. I Think She's On Her Way To Becoming A Doctor

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    Aaron Pie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One Seismometer coming her way!

    Angela
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 4 year old's letters look the same. I write down all the words she says aloud while she makes her "wobbles". I hope she returns the favor when I'm old and our roles switch.

    Mayra Elkhattabi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or she wants a lie detector test for all her cheating boyfriends in the future. the girl is prepared

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she needs someone over 13 to click the checkbox and download Audacity for her.

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    #21

    A Letter To Santa

    A Letter To Santa

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    Talia Johnson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, Juan, think you do need to do that homework! Hope you get the turtle though!

    Jason
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Niga turtle that FIGHTS..... O_O

    Shari H
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe skip the homework robot...

    Matthew Hyder
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I alnost coukdnt read that last line but they want their own ninja turtle? LOL. XD

    Capermom
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that isn't creative spelling I don't know what is... ROTFL

    Helena Greystone
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like this kid needs more Language Arts homework...

    Darren Shalla
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to make a double take on that. Writing N and J to close together.

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    #22

    Mall Santa, Meet Skeptical 8yo

    Mall Santa, Meet Skeptical 8yo

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    Poor unfortunate soul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought about what the elves did as “slave labor” but... I’m rethinking things.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "indentured servitude" It sounds much nicer.

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    Mama Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bazooka? Wowzers this kid is funny!!!

    Tamara Laney
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Future investigative journalist? Or lawyer?

    Nancy E
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or third degree detective sweating Santa under the lights.

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    Sushi Smack
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    santa probably doesn't get paid enough with dealing with the gifts for us kids

    #23

    Creative Wish

    Creative Wish

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    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how she or he crossed out her name to put it smaller and in another place

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As in a stuffed animal that is a chicken, or is Riley hungry?

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone needs some good poultry.

    #24

    My Childhood Letter To Santa Claus

    My Childhood Letter To Santa Claus

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    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many wasted childhood years of asking for toys when I could have asked for a clean room! I wonder if Santa would be willing to clean my house now? hahahaha

    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you got all this Kim, especially the housekeeping!

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for Buster Busts Loose, I have all those games.

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    #25

    A 4-Year-Old's Epic Christmas List

    A 4-Year-Old's Epic Christmas List

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    Emily Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want a shark that goes underwater and grabs me corndogs that are already baked!

    Greg T
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are a TON of maintenance, kind of like owning a boat

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I'm out of dinosaur chicken too.

    Tamara Laney
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how he wants an amphibious food delivery service.

    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To cute, I like how ordinary a lot of this stuff is!

    Maria T.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid has WAY better handwriting than I ever will.

    Severus Snape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm guessing the teacher just wrote down what they said. that's what they did when i was little

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    #26

    5-Year-Old Letter To Santa Asking For GTA V: "I Just Want To Play With The Cars, Not The Hookers!"

    5-Year-Old Letter To Santa Asking For GTA V: "I Just Want To Play With The Cars, Not The Hookers!"

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    Sarah Jahnke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well raised kids, early Whovian 👌🏻

    Merve YILMAZ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    '' A cardboard Tardis or Wood '' ME ALSO <3

    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see a posted picture in his new suit and fez!

    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My prudish side is horrified that a 5 yr old knows about hookers, but my logical side figures he probably has no idea what hookers actually are.

    Signe Manat Hansen
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    8 years ago

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    Of course he does, kids aren't stupid. It's his lack of interest that shows he is well adjusted.

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    Cathy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I want to know what is on the next page!

    Sushi Smack
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woah, woah, woah, wwwwwooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No trailers, car carriers , truck cabs pulling a haul. cars pulling a boat ,tow & wrecking vehicles ..............just cars

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    #27

    A Note My 6 Year Old Sister Left For Santa Hahaha

    A Note My 6 Year Old Sister Left For Santa Hahaha

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    Joshua Gradwell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This 6 year old has better handwriting than I do...

    brandon sat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Im pretty sure that mom wrote the letter and Elizabeth signed it. ;-)

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    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Mom and Dad, are you listening?

    #28

    Nephew's Letter To Santa

    Nephew's Letter To Santa

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    #29

    Mom Busted Out A Box Of Old Santa Letters Today - Looks Like My Career As A Smartass Began At A Young Age

    Mom Busted Out A Box Of Old Santa Letters Today - Looks Like My Career As A Smartass Began At A Young Age

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    nanashi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should I be concerned when a kid wants an AK-47 for Christmas?

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you'll be glad he has it when the zombies come...

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    AbbiTabbi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you read Calvin and Hobbes?

    Sushi Smack
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this shows how down hill our descendants get each generation. i mean an ak-47

    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, looks like you started out early!

    Skure
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid with Russian roots

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    #31

    Jeremy Has A Problem With His Gifts. And With His Nerves As Well

    Jeremy Has A Problem With His Gifts. And With His Nerves As Well

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    Fabienne Duverseau
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sOoOOooOOoo--no one else thought this was hilarious? No?...

    Fabienne Duverseau
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sooooo, Im the only one who found this funny? No one else? No...? okaaaaayyy.

    Noctis Nix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks pretty fake, they will choose random letters to make bigger and smaller, large periods and dots on the i's, and intentionally (quite obviously!) spell things wrong. It's too consistent for the level of intelligence they're trying to pass off, and way too violent. If it is a kid, that kid has some weird writing tendencies.

    Deb Woodbury
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kids needs therapy, so not funny

    Suzann Humara
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These guys need to stop lying to their kid. He is not doing well with it.

    Dizzyaudiohh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This s**t made me laugh out loud.. it was funny.

    serena
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate people who say everything is fake, but I'm pretty sure this is fake.

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Jeremy should only get useful items for Christmas this year; no toys.

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    #32

    My 9 Year Old Brother's Note To Santa, Signed By The Man Himself

    My 9 Year Old Brother's Note To Santa, Signed By The Man Himself

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    #33

    Addisyns Letter To Santa!! Cutest And Funniest Thing I've Ever Read!

    Addisyns Letter To Santa!! Cutest And Funniest Thing I've Ever Read!

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    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a winner, the part about the baby peeing in her mouth is too sweet, plus I love the name Addisyn!

    brandon sat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there aint nothing sweet about baby peeing in your mouth..thats just gross!!! and yes i do have kids 2 girls..a 2yr old and 4yr old

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    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to ask which cookies does he like, of course!

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why.....how...what...so many questions

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    #34

    What I Want For Christmas This Year Is...

    What I Want For Christmas This Year Is...

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    Poor unfortunate soul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “All I want for Christmas is” 53 billion dollars

    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I read this right, just 53 billion? Now this is a 2017 typical child!

    Sushi Smack
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, i hope what he did in the past wasn't TOO bad

    #35

    How To Make Sure Santa Is Real, 8yo Logic

    How To Make Sure Santa Is Real, 8yo Logic

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    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this girl. She is the first one who said please!

    #36

    Sounds Reasonable

    Sounds Reasonable

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    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it, like the Jet is just a afterthought!

    Greg T
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much guaranteed to get the goldfish though...

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    #37

    1993 Letter To Santa

    1993 Letter To Santa

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    #38

    I Present My Co-Worker's 10-Year-Old Nephew's Letter To Santa

    I Present My Co-Worker's 10-Year-Old Nephew's Letter To Santa

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 10 once. You don't really want do discuss why.

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    Capermom
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone always steals his Root Beer..! Rotfl

    Maria T.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Lord of the Rings video game? This kid has good taste!

    Rainbo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very astute 10 year old!

    #39

    Dear Santa

    Dear Santa

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    Skure
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this ain't kid

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till Josh sees where the coal is made (insert evil laugh here)

    Tamara Laney
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about biting the glove that gifts you! Looks like someone's headed to the naughty list.

    #40

    A Pair Of What?

    A Pair Of What?

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    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me awhile, but I think it's 'tights'...'ripped tits' took me to a bad place. :-/

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one made me spit tea everywhere!!!

    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some grown ups never get this wish, but good luck!

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only one that actually made me laugh!

    LONDYN BROWN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0_0......................🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    #41

    Oh, And Just An Easy $25,000

    Oh, And Just An Easy $25,000

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    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If all else fails, just the $25,000 will do!

    Hollie Newton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how he asks Santa what he wants for Christmas :)

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    #42

    I Can't Make This Stuff Up! This Is My Nephew Christmas List

    I Can't Make This Stuff Up! This Is My Nephew Christmas List

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    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a call center and have to leave voicemails almost all day. I had to stop mid sentence and cancel the message while reading this omg lmao

    Maria T.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's obsessed with ducks.

    LONDYN BROWN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    help dis child................revive his ded brain

    Michael Dominguez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A duck penis is twice the length of its body... I don't know if this kid has enough blood for something like that

    #43

    He Was Told To Write A Letter To Santa

    He Was Told To Write A Letter To Santa

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    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid, he/she needs a hug and some intervention!

    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, one question, What are the brown things on the right hand side?

    #44

    If Anyone Is Having Trouble Getting Into The Christmas Spirit... Here’s A Letter To Santa Written By One Of My Students

    If Anyone Is Having Trouble Getting Into The Christmas Spirit... Here’s A Letter To Santa Written By One Of My Students

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    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, just to play it safe, I'll write you a letter anyway!

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    #46

    Couple Things For Christmas

    Couple Things For Christmas

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    Sushi Smack
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think this kid wants a pet. i dunno... maybe a cat or dog.. i cant tell >u<

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fuzzy dog, a fuzzy cat, a cute puppy, a cute kitten, a cu-

    #47

    A Christmas Card From My Little Sister

    A Christmas Card From My Little Sister

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    Maria T.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wait this is to a person? lmbo sorry! i thought it was about Santa!

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    #48

    My Eldest Son Wrote A Letter On Behalf Of My 3yo. It’s So True. He’s Been Asking How Long Until Christmas Since January

    My Eldest Son Wrote A Letter On Behalf Of My 3yo. It’s So True. He’s Been Asking How Long Until Christmas Since January

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    #49

    Wishlist To Santa

    Wishlist To Santa

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    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming he lied about his age to get the beer lol

    Tamara Laney
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giraffe says "Neigh"? LOL Santa needs to bring him "See 'n Say The Farmer Says" edition.

    Pamela
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that say age 22? Lmao

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    #50

    Coworker's Daughter's Letter To Santa. Clearly Not Afraid To Ask The Tough Questions

    Coworker's Daughter's Letter To Santa. Clearly Not Afraid To Ask The Tough Questions

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    Sushi Smack
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, that could be a problem if santa got sick

    #51

    My Daughter's Letter To Santa

    My Daughter's Letter To Santa

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    #52

    My Teacher Found This Note To Santa In Her 8-Year-Old's Bedroom

    My Teacher Found This Note To Santa In Her 8-Year-Old's Bedroom

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soda has sodium which is fattening too. So only water. That too lukewarm.

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    #53

    Santa Letter

    Santa Letter

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    #54

    My Sister Just Walked In & Handed My Parents Her Christmas List. Don't Know If I'm Scared Or Impressed

    My Sister Just Walked In & Handed My Parents Her Christmas List. Don't Know If I'm Scared Or Impressed

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    Maria T.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid must be really spoiled. More sad than funny.

    Jan GS
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a very long list

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, boy, this is scary! Maybe, she'll be a cloud accountant in the future.

    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, Santa needs to upgrade his sleigh if he's going to be carrying that lot.

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    #56

    Instead Of Asking For Toys This Year, My Kid Wrote A Motivational Letter To Santa. "Dear Santa, I Think That You Should Be A Lot More Skinnier So On The Back Side There Is A Picture Of You Being Skinnier"

    Instead Of Asking For Toys This Year, My Kid Wrote A Motivational Letter To Santa. "Dear Santa, I Think That You Should Be A Lot More Skinnier So On The Back Side There Is A Picture Of You Being Skinnier"

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    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From one fat a*s to another fat a*s, I like Santa rotund!

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    #57

    High Importance Questions From Olivia

    High Importance Questions From Olivia

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    Sami
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Is your poop the colour of holiday candies?"! Omg. Lol

    Jan GS
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holiday colored poop from all the holiday food

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    #58

    Came Across A Good Letter To Santa While I Was Volunteering Tonight

    Came Across A Good Letter To Santa While I Was Volunteering Tonight

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    #59

    Cousin's Letter To Santa

    Cousin's Letter To Santa

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    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting! The "explain" lines...

    #60

    My Daughters Christmas List To Santa

    My Daughters Christmas List To Santa

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like a croods rainbow tiger plushie too! Or appa from the avatar air bender series

    blue-stars
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid's asking for a lot, but at least she's saying please

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robotic puppy can play with robotic cat

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    #61

    My Kid Is Pretty Amazing

    My Kid Is Pretty Amazing

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    #62

    King Of The North?

    King Of The North?

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    Anne Haley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jon Snow knows nothing, so he's probably not aware.

    Kerri Russ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone told Jon Snow that there's already a King of the North??

    #63

    Walmart Gold Digger

    Walmart Gold Digger

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    lisa H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone raised a good little consumer!

    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A child after my own heart, bling, bling, give me another ring!

    #64

    French Fries, Computer And A Chicken Nugget

    French Fries, Computer And A Chicken Nugget

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    #65

    Please Read This Letter My Brother Wrote To Santa When He Was 7

    Please Read This Letter My Brother Wrote To Santa When He Was 7

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    #66

    Letter To Santa From 12-Years-Old

    Letter To Santa From 12-Years-Old

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    #67

    Quite Scary

    Quite Scary

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    brandon sat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats up with the grim reaper...why is he there??

    Kerri Russ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love the "just in case" letters... "You're not real. Here's what I want."

    #68

    And Here Is Some Fruit Salad And Water To Help Your Type 2 Diabetes

    And Here Is Some Fruit Salad And Water To Help Your Type 2 Diabetes

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    #69

    My Christmas List When I Was 7

    My Christmas List When I Was 7

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    Danielle Tropea Ibclc Cpst
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how he throws in the picture of a girl - at the end and in very small letters. Not creepy AT ALL.

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    #70

    Something For My Community, Like... McDonalds

    Something For My Community, Like... McDonalds

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    #71

    My Niece's Letter To Santa. At Least She Asked For His Permission!

    My Niece's Letter To Santa. At Least She Asked For His Permission!

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    Peggy Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could remember if I used to spell wrapped this way?

    Celina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She will be raped with all the other elfs"...

    #72

    If You Know Where My Black Leggings Are Please Write Back

    If You Know Where My Black Leggings Are Please Write Back

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sophie, I'm an adult, & I just found a belt I had been looking for ,for 3 long years.

    Kristel Bijnen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, the same thing here with another adult, only I had been looking for the belt for 'only' 2 years!

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    #73

    Letters To Santa About Krampus

    Letters To Santa About Krampus

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't want nightmares, don't Google him.

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    #74

    Well That About Sums It Up!

    Well That About Sums It Up!

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    #75

    Going Through The Letters At Work Before We Send Them Off To Santa

    Going Through The Letters At Work Before We Send Them Off To Santa

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    #76

    I Was Almost 3 Years Old, Had My Grandma Write It, And Didn’t Quite Know My Holidays Yet

    I Was Almost 3 Years Old, Had My Grandma Write It, And Didn’t Quite Know My Holidays Yet

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    #77

    We Printed 600 Santa Letters In The Paper This Year, And This Is One Of My Favorites. The Three-Ring Binder Kills Me

    We Printed 600 Santa Letters In The Paper This Year, And This Is One Of My Favorites. The Three-Ring Binder Kills Me

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    serena
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why? just sounds like they asked for what they needed.

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    #78

    All Little Jerry Wants Is A Bulldog, A Science Kit And A 'Porthole' To The Pokemon World

    All Little Jerry Wants Is A Bulldog, A Science Kit And A 'Porthole' To The Pokemon World

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    #79

    I Wish I Was Eating The Cookies

    I Wish I Was Eating The Cookies

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    Nancy E
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and, like a typical kid, didn't wish to eat the carrots.

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    #80

    My 10 Year Old Son's Christmas List. I May Come Up A Little Short On Some Of These

    My 10 Year Old Son's Christmas List. I May Come Up A Little Short On Some Of These

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    Tamara Laney
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The drawing next to "Don't let me down" ! What the? Hilarious!

    #81

    Dear Santa, I Flushed My Brothers Head In The Toilet But Can I Have A Puppy

    Dear Santa, I Flushed My Brothers Head In The Toilet But Can I Have A Puppy

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    #82

    In Case You're Having A Bad Day, Here's My 3 Year Old Sister And Her Christmas List

    In Case You're Having A Bad Day, Here's My 3 Year Old Sister And Her Christmas List

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    #83

    The Jig Is Up "Santa"

    The Jig Is Up "Santa"

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    #84

    My Sister Is A Children's Librarian. She Sent Me This Picture Of A Letter They Got In "Santa's Mailbox."

    My Sister Is A Children's Librarian. She Sent Me This Picture Of A Letter They Got In "Santa's Mailbox."

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    #85

    My Nephew's Christmas List

    My Nephew's Christmas List

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    #86

    "A Baby Jesus To Sleep With, Not A Real One"

    "A Baby Jesus To Sleep With, Not A Real One"

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    #87

    My Son Is Amazing

    My Son Is Amazing

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    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the disclaimer at the end! Lol

    #88

    Skye's Letter To Santa. I Don't Think You Are Fat

    Skye's Letter To Santa. I Don't Think You Are Fat

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    #89

    Dad, Take This Down

    Dad, Take This Down

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    #90

    This Is A Letter My Little Terror In Class Wrote To Santa While I Was Out On Friday. It Says: I Know That Santa Is A Fraud! Now I Want That Elf Gone!

    This Is A Letter My Little Terror In Class Wrote To Santa While I Was Out On Friday. It Says: I Know That Santa Is A Fraud! Now I Want That Elf Gone!

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    Nancy E
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exclamations are like an adult using all capital letters

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    #91

    This Year Big One Claims He's "Going Simple". Where Did He Get That

    This Year Big One Claims He's "Going Simple". Where Did He Get That

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    #92

    Hope I Didn't Give You Too Much Whiskey

    Hope I Didn't Give You Too Much Whiskey

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    #93

    Life Is Simpler Aged 2,5

    Life Is Simpler Aged 2,5

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    #94

    At Least The Kid Is Honest

    At Least The Kid Is Honest

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    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a paradox! Do you reward good behaviour? Or do you reward honesty?

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    #95

    And Please Give Me Some Money This Is My 6-Year-Old Sister's Christmas List

    And Please Give Me Some Money This Is My 6-Year-Old Sister's Christmas List

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    #96

    "I Believe In You More Than Hanukkah"

    "I Believe In You More Than Hanukkah"

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    #97

    My Sons Note To Santa. "All I Want Is My Two Front Teeth"

    My Sons Note To Santa. "All I Want Is My Two Front Teeth"

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    #98

    My Mom Found This This Summer From Me To Santa. I Would Have Been 9 Years Old When This Was Written, And I Guess Blackmail And Being “Santa’s #1 Fan” Were Good Ways To Get Major Presents

    My Mom Found This This Summer From Me To Santa. I Would Have Been 9 Years Old When This Was Written, And I Guess Blackmail And Being “Santa’s #1 Fan” Were Good Ways To Get Major Presents

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    #99

    My Sisters Letter To Santa This Year

    My Sisters Letter To Santa This Year

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    #100

    My 6-Year-Old Wrote A Note To Santa

    My 6-Year-Old Wrote A Note To Santa

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    #101

    Finn Asked For Everything And He's Not Kidding. Every Time We Are In A Store He Actually Wants Everything He Sees

    Finn Asked For Everything And He's Not Kidding. Every Time We Are In A Store He Actually Wants Everything He Sees

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These kids' names... most end with an 'N'... just an observation I guess on how names evolve...

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    #102

    Dictated Letter To Santa. "I Want Santa To Eat All Of Our Cookies. Yep. Because That's What I Said! Um, I Want Santa To Eat Something Else When His Cookies Are Gone..."

    Dictated Letter To Santa. "I Want Santa To Eat All Of Our Cookies. Yep. Because That's What I Said! Um, I Want Santa To Eat Something Else When His Cookies Are Gone..."

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    #103

    Plot Twist, I Think She Knows I'm Really Santa And Is Now Way Ahead Of The Game

    Plot Twist, I Think She Knows I'm Really Santa And Is Now Way Ahead Of The Game

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    #104

    We Wrote Letters To Santa!!

    We Wrote Letters To Santa!!

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    #105

    She’s Certainly Qualified - A Whole Half Hour!

    She’s Certainly Qualified - A Whole Half Hour!

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    #106

    This Year At Work I Organized Letters To Santa.... This Kid Is Going To Be Pretty Mad When Santa Doesn't Come Through

    This Year At Work I Organized Letters To Santa.... This Kid Is Going To Be Pretty Mad When Santa Doesn't Come Through

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    Danielle Tropea Ibclc Cpst
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has this kid been watching the Squatty Potty commercials?

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    #107

    This Is What I Wrote To Santa At Age 9

    This Is What I Wrote To Santa At Age 9

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    #108

    Santa And I Are Going To Have A Serious Talk About My Daughter

    Santa And I Are Going To Have A Serious Talk About My Daughter

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    #109

    I Want To Impress The Boys

    I Want To Impress The Boys

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    #110

    My Fiancé's Letter To Santa When She Was 6 (Said She Got It)

    My Fiancé's Letter To Santa When She Was 6 (Said She Got It)

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    #111

    My Little Sister Left Santa A Note..

    My Little Sister Left Santa A Note..

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    #112

    Maybe I Should Be Concerned...?

    Maybe I Should Be Concerned...?

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    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid is a future solider.

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Nerf can do very little harm

    #113

    Carter's List. I Love His Breakdown Of Stocking Vs. Actual (Expensive Year)

    Carter's List. I Love His Breakdown Of Stocking Vs. Actual (Expensive Year)

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    #114

    Hahahahahahhaha Seriously Still Laughing At This

    Hahahahahahhaha Seriously Still Laughing At This

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    #115

    Obsess Much?

    Obsess Much?

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    #116

    The Letter Is Off To The Big Man!

    The Letter Is Off To The Big Man!

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    #117

    The Finished Product

    The Finished Product

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    #118

    The Fun Begins... It Must Be An Inside Joke Between Her, Santa, And The Elf

    The Fun Begins... It Must Be An Inside Joke Between Her, Santa, And The Elf

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    #119

    I Love That The Teacher Had To Interpret This Little Girl’s List For Santa

    I Love That The Teacher Had To Interpret This Little Girl’s List For Santa

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    #120

    Josiah’s Letter To Santa. Translation: ‘Don’t Worry. I Will Make Sure There Are Carrots For Blitzen’

    Josiah’s Letter To Santa. Translation: ‘Don’t Worry. I Will Make Sure There Are Carrots For Blitzen’

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    #121

    Old Letter To Santa My Mom Found

    Old Letter To Santa My Mom Found

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    #122

    My Daughter Learned Santa Wasn’t Real This Year. Just Got Her Christmas List

    My Daughter Learned Santa Wasn’t Real This Year. Just Got Her Christmas List

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    #123

    "Dear Santa, I Want 13 Million Dollars" - Well, Christmas Is Going To Be Very Disappointing For Him This Year

    "Dear Santa, I Want 13 Million Dollars" - Well, Christmas Is Going To Be Very Disappointing For Him This Year

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    #124

    I Think Sarah Is Feeling Older Than She Is

    I Think Sarah Is Feeling Older Than She Is

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    #125

    Today We Wrote A Letter To Santa. I Think Someone Is A Bit Obsessed With Moana

    Today We Wrote A Letter To Santa. I Think Someone Is A Bit Obsessed With Moana

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    #126

    Santa Has Been Responding To Some Kids That Need An Attitude Adjustment

    Santa Has Been Responding To Some Kids That Need An Attitude Adjustment

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    #127

    I Love Presents And I Love Toys

    I Love Presents And I Love Toys

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    Wamma Lamma
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He drew the Burl Ives version of Santa--how talented-seriously! He must have seen the Rudolph show. Wow!

    #128

    My 3 Year Old Son’s Letter To Santa

    My 3 Year Old Son’s Letter To Santa

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    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Merry Christmas, please bring me presents. Santa, please bring me toys" sounds like the start of a Christmas poem.

    #129

    Here's A Batch Of My Favorite Letters In The Paper This Year. I Don't Cry When I Do My Chores

    Here's A Batch Of My Favorite Letters In The Paper This Year. I Don't Cry When I Do My Chores

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    In the realm of holiday traditions, the interactions between children and Santa Claus always offer delightful surprises. These unique and heartfelt letters to Santa echo the creativity and charm found in those amusing encounters captured during mall visits.

    To further dive into these amusing holiday moments, discover how people put a whimsical twist on their Santa photos.

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