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June. Jeez. Some would say it’s been nothing short of a global disaster. You’d be forgiven for wanting to stay off the internet this month to avoid the constant bombardment of bad news.
But those who braved the socials might have noticed that among the chaos were glimmers of hope for humanity in the form of epic humor. Many, as usual, could be found on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter.
If you missed them, don't worry. As always, Bored Panda has put together a list of the top funny tweets of the month. They prove that despite the horrors of the world, people will always find a way to lift each other up with a good dose of laughter. Kick back, take a few deep breaths and keep scrolling to cleanse your aura before another month of madness begins.
We also look back at this month's (almost-forgotten) explosive social media feud between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, and remember the hilarious reactions from the online peanut gallery. You'll find that between the pics.
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Wild Cream 5 months ago
As another Gemini I agree with you 😂 or wait no, hang on….
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So much has gone down this month - sadly, quite literally - that you might have forgotten the war of words between the owner of the world's funniest platform and the leader of the United States, and how it led to a flurry of hilarious tweets and memes from flabbergasted netizens.
At the beginning of June, jaws dropped as Elon Musk and Donald Trump went head-to-head in a series of explosive tweets. The once besties hurled insults and threats at each other, as the world watched in amazement.
It was nothing short of an extraordinary public feud, which was sparked by Trump's tax and spending cuts package. Instead of settling their differences in private, the men took to their respective social media platforms to air the dirty laundry.
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Giles McArdell 5 months ago
Late at night in the road outside my house, a couple of yobs shouting "DAVE!", "HEY DAVE", "DAAAAAVE!" - then, faintly, from a great distance - "what?" - followed by "WAANKER!", "WAN-KER!", "WAAANK-ERRRRR" - that's life in the UK folks!
LovesBerk 5 months ago
Knock knock. Who is it? It's me Dave, open up I got the stuff. Who? It's Dave. Come on man I think the cops saw me comin in. Dave? Yeah Dave. Come on man open up. I got the stuff. Dave's not here. I love that skit.
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Riley Quinn 5 months ago
Total opposite reaction from me. When I hear men fighting in the area, I make sure to stay below window height until it's long over. You never know who's carrying and what move they'll make.
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Lotekguy 5 months ago
Absolutely! It's also your right to soak it in bleach first.
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John Mosley 5 months ago
Idiots eating tide pods was a problem and solution all in one.
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N G 5 months ago
Last saturday i cooked some popcorn in the microwave. i put the dried corn into a brown paper bag with a little bit of oil and sugar. i set it for 4 mins and waited for the popping to stop. This normally works fine, but they were a bit over cooked. the bag turned oily and went very crispy. tasted a piece of the crispy bag, and it was quite edible and tasted nice. 😲
Panda'sMom 5 months ago
Let's just eliminate warning labels and let nature take it's own course.
Cydney Golden 5 months ago
Or car sun shields that advise not to drive with it covering the windshield.
On June the 3rd, the angry billionaire decided all bets were off, and posted that Trump's “massive, outrageous, pork-filled Congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination.”
Trump responded by saying he was "very disappointed" with the world's richest man for criticizing his tax cuts package. “Elon and I had a great relationship. I don’t know if we will anymore,” Trump told reporters in the Oval Office.
But the billionaire didn't stop. He kept taunting the president with a series of tweets. One in particular raised many eyebrows.
"Without me, Trump would have lost the election, Dems would control the House and the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate," Musk claimed.
#4
Sarah Bailey 5 months ago
Oooohhh sweet I'm not the only weirdo out there that avidly does this!
Becky Samuel 5 months ago
And that loud autoplay trailer on Netflix while you're trying to decide what to watch next.
Daniel Atkins 5 months ago
As a copier tech to a machine I'm working on letting me know something is still wrong.
Riley Quinn 5 months ago (edited)
Always had the radio on while working, but when things went sideways and stress was building, I'd yell at the radio. Better to get my frustrations out on an inanimate object that's contributing to my annoyance.
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Michelle Couch 5 months ago (edited)
As someone in the dental field, I TOTALLY get this! 🤣 No X-rays, no vaxx, no fluoride...🤦♀️
BoredPangolin 5 months ago
Uh? A very few homeschoolers are giving a bad press to the rest. Dont forget that the reason #1 for homeschooling isn't religion or political view... It's simply that the kid has a medical condition that the school system doesn't support. My kid could die at school within half an hour due to his (fairly common) condition, and the school doesn't provide a nurse or somebody willing to monitor it. So, if I want my kid to stay alive, I have to school him myself. Two of the friends we have through homeschooling have the same conditions. Several others are on the spectrum or ADHD.
Wild Cream 5 months ago
Honestly I can’t comment on the majority reasoning for homeschooling (though in recent years in the US it HAS been because of religious or moral differences as the majority reason but I’m not sure if this is still the case) but I think because most people hear only about homeschooling cases due to religion, they assume that’s the majority because we don’t hear much about folks just worried about their kids’ health. I hope your kiddo is doing well and good for you for doing everything you can to be a good parent!
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Probably Legal 5 months ago
I’m a homeschooler, and most of them are like that. They’re really quite dumb.
Michael Largey 5 months ago
Not always, but sometimes worse - miseducated.
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It descended into further chaos with Trump posting that the U.S. government could save billions of dollars in its budget by terminating the contracts and subsidies awarded to Musk’s companies.
Musk later claimed that the U.S president is "in" the Epstein files. "Time to drop the really big bomb: @realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public," he tweeted.
#7
LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
Nathaniel? Granddad? Can any of you across the pond confirm or deny this?
Pernille 5 months ago
I'm not British, but I've lived there. As far as I remember UK websites uses Jaffa cakes.
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Once people had recovered from the initial shock of seeing two of the world's most powerful men exchanging blows, it didn't take long for the jokes to start pouring in. Because, as we know, what would X be without a few well-placed one-liners?
The mother of one of Musk’s children, Ashley St. Clair, entered the ring, offering Trump breakup advice. "hey @realDonaldTrump lmk if u need any breakup advice," she quipped.
"LET ME HOST THE REUNION!" late-night talk show host Andy Cohen posted on X.
#10
Toasted Applesauce 5 months ago
Hey, i'm 5'8 and my 6'1 bf sits on my lap and he is like an adorable little puppy. Own your height!!
Wild Cream 5 months ago
5’10” here. My bf is 6’1”. I look like he’s trying to hold a Great Pyrenees on his lap.
Katie White 5 months ago
When my partner and I were first dating and getting to know each other I sat in his lap while he was in a recliner. I was looking into his eyes lovingly and a fart, with no warning whatsoever, slipped out. He has definitely gotten me back since then but at the time I was very embarrassed
Anja Hannah 5 months ago
I am married with a wonderfull man, who loves my hight. But, yes, I am in maneken zone (weight (around 50 kg)
HardBoiledBlonde 5 months ago
Depends on how a willowy woman sits on a man's lap, if ya know what I mean.
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Cecilie Hammershøy 5 months ago
I sometimes day: "2 Cs, 2 Es, 2 Is, and one L. Then you can go and put them together yourself " 😉
Even Dmitri Medvedev, the former Russian president and Russian prime minister, couldn't resist. He threw his two cents in with a good dose of sarcasm.
"We are ready to facilitate the conclusion of a peace deal between D and E for a reasonable fee and to accept Starlink shares as payment. Don't fight, guys," he posted on X.
Ordinary netizens were quick to create memes, mocking the bromance and break-up. But the peanut gallery wasn't confined to X...
#13
Riley Quinn 5 months ago
A concerned stranger approached me in the grocery store asking me if I was alright. I had just walked about 30 minutes, and I was as pale as a sheet. He thought I was having a stroke.
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superfluous 5 months ago
Having worn glasses since the age of six and needing them to see, I cannot relate to that. If the glasses aren't on my face they are in only one of three places (if they aren't in one of those places I have a difficult time seeing to find them, thus the putting them in only 3 places). How about the one about walking into a room and forgetting why you went there?
LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
I've currently got 2 dogs, 2 adult cats, and 5 kittens of varying ages in my house, and sometimes I finish feeding a set of them, turn around, and realize I've lost my place in the overall feeding order and I don't know who I have and haven't fed yet XD And, of course, each animal will let you know that they've never been fed once in their entire lives...
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Scott Rackley 5 months ago
being near sighted means you need your glasses to find your glasses, so I have an old set in a specific cupboard at all times so I can find my good glasses
Nikole 5 months ago
Haha I have an old pair of glasses that don’t have any arms. I’ve held them up to my face before like opera glasses to try to find my good glasses. I’d be useless in a post-apocalyptic world.
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KnightOwl86 5 months ago
Or the phone in your hand, while talking to someone on it. Me and my sister once had a half hr conversation about where my phone was, before I realised that I was literally using it to talk to her. The worst part was that I was using the torch in the phone to look for it under my bed, I told my sister this but still neither of us noticed for another 15 minutes!
Lowrider 56 5 months ago
My wife is so paranoid about something happening to her glasses. Her eye sight is pretty bad. She had surgery on her eyes when she was just a child.
Kay Christensen 5 months ago
One minute you're young and wild, the next you're searching the house for the cell phone that is in your left hand.
Karen Bryan 5 months ago
I have worn glasses since age 11, and I have often been in the ridiculous position of not being able to find my glasses because I can't find my glasses.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
I remember being 11 years old and confidently telling my father that I would k!ll myself when I turned 45 years old because that was "old enough" and I would have "lived long enough" and I didn't want to be "any older than that". I remember him just staring at me in absolute silence. Now I realize it's not because he was worried I was actively su!cidal/talking about unaliving myself, but because he himself was 51 years old at that point. He was 40 when they adopted me. He was just aghast that I considered 45 to be "yep, that's it, that's old enough" XD Now that I'm 43, I think I'd like to stick around a bit longer, though. I have kittens :p
Paul C. 5 months ago
You stick around LakotaWolf, those kittens need much love. I'm 71, feel 40 ish but just can't believe where the last 30, 40 years have gone.
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I can't believe I've been married to my wife for 17 years now and I have a 7 year old grandson that lives with me. It doesn't feel like its been that long. 2000 was just a couple years ago,right? RIGHT?!
"Siri, play 'Bad Blood,'" said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer on BlueSky.
While a Canadian Ocean conservation researcher went viral for her post on the same platform... "This is like Drake and Kendrick Lamar but they're both Drake," wrote Anna Hughes.
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Lee Gilliland 5 months ago
You can tell who has never lived in a cold house with bare floors, can't you?
Kristiina Männiste 5 months ago
Umm.. heating inside the floors + cover it with hardwood (if you are rich) or laminate (if you are poor). The downside is that you will have moderately warm rooms all over but no direct heat source, so you might need a fireplace or a heater if you come in from the cold and want to get really warm really fast.
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michael Chock 5 months ago
In apartments it quiets the sound of people walking above you. I own a carpet cleaner.
Wild Cream 5 months ago
LOL no carpets in my apartment building, all hard laminate floors 😂
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 5 months ago
One of the grossest things to put in your living space, esp. if you have kids or pets (or you're clumsy). For people with allergies, carpeting is a nightmare.
Bill Swallow 5 months ago
Carpeting has two tremendous redeeming qualities. 1) Warmer than bare floors. 2) Quieter than bare floors. (Also shows up a laser pointer *much* better when you're playing with your kitties.)
Bored Trash Panda 4 months ago
Hate carpet! We just bought a house that has no carpet in it. We just have some rugs in certain places.
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Geoffrey Scott 5 months ago
Has he at LEAST been cleaning out all the coins? Wasted opportunity otherwise.
Brittania Kelli 5 months ago (edited)
And? Technically aren't all fountains splash and play zones for the brave?
Wild Cream 5 months ago
Remember the 2010 Stanley Cup riots in Vancouver? I was young and stupid and a small town girl who had just moved to the city, it was exciting and my friend and I got caught in the middle of the riots, just wandering around watching. We later washed the tear gas off in some pretty fountain in front of an apartment building on West Georgia, with a random guy we met who looked like Archie from the comics so we called him Archie Andrews all night (never found out his real name lol). Security guard came out to kick us out of the fountain, but ended up shotgunning a beer with us and telling us his life story while we watched cops roll by (he was an older guy from Rwanda and had a hell of a story). I had only moved to Vancouver 3 weeks prior and it’s such an interesting memory for me.
Inservio Smurf 5 months ago
Awwwww? I LOVE THIS. That would be the cutest thing! Props to the man for being able to enjoy the simple pleasures the way a child can.
#18
Inigo Montoya 5 months ago
Beats me, I guess millennials really hate LinkedIn?
Load More Replies... The reactions were indicative of how social media has become better than the cinema at times. And how, no matter what chaos is erupting around them, netizens will always find time for a good laugh.
With June wrapping up after what seemed to feel like a super-long and eventful month, we're getting the popcorn out as we wait to see what July brings to the table, and the social media streets.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
He's laughing at you because you're driving on the wrong side of the road!! ::raises fists in pugilist stance, awaiting the first retaliatory salvo of WWIII that she just began with that comment:: XD
Andi 5 months ago
As a keen driver i thought you'd like to know why there are 3 pedals. The one on the far left is the 'clutch' - it disengages the 'gears' - that is something real cars have. Just FYI
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Marlene Ricker 5 months ago
That is the best face ever!! I'll be laughing at this for a while yet!
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BrunoVI 5 months ago
There's being able to tell them apart, and there's having enough confidence in your ability to tell them apart to know the kid's bullshitting you. Also, wtf is it with the expectation of being able to tell Asian ethnicities apart? I can generally tell the major ones apart (Japanese v Chinese v Philippino vs Vietnamese, etc.) but who calls anyone a racist if they can't tell Irish from Polish or Italian from French?
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Abby Rexroth 5 months ago
I watch enough Asian dramas that I guessed someone was Thai and I was right.
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Ace 5 months ago
My head somehow automatically read that to the tune of The Joker by the Steve Miller band.
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Lee Gilliland 5 months ago
Last time King Tut came to the states, his occupation was "Extinct Pharoah".
Erik Biesemeier 5 months ago
Parasite. (A friend of mine put this on his taxes when filling out the section on dependents.)
L.V 5 months ago
Occupation: stressing parents for the next 18 years at least!
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Panda'sMom 5 months ago
If I saw a spider of any size crawling into my closet, the closet and all contents would be torched with a flamethrower!
Inservio Smurf 5 months ago
Ooooh him! That's Calories..... he sews your clothing a tiiiiiny bit tighter every night
LovesBerk 5 months ago
They get around everywhere. You can't escape them.
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Brittania Kelli 5 months ago
Context is needed. Is the wedding at a commune in Oregon? If so, perfect dress.
karen snyder 5 months ago
True story: I went to a wedding at at commune in Oregon three weeks ago. I assure you no one was wearing a potato sack with a cows bütthøle on it.
Load More Replies... superfluous 5 months ago
Right. Shapeless, check. Ugly color, check. Strange shoes that are for some reason pink, check. Asterisk on chest, check. Makes you look short, check. Only positive I see is IT HAS POCKETS!!!!!!!
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Perfect for when your sacred leader seals you to a 68 year old church elder.
L.V 5 months ago
The costumes in Monty Python Holy Grail looked better than that 😄
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michael Chock 5 months ago
This is why I go to police auctions. At least there they will tell you the car was owned by criminals.
GPawesomeness 5 months ago
Or bad a*s government cars with big motors like my parents used to buy at auctions.
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Wild Cream 5 months ago
I work for some dealerships (not in sales) and while I’m happy to report they’re much less corrupt than they were 10-20 years ago……y’all still need to be careful 😅 hot tip - find a vehicle on the lot that you like or that the salesperson shows you and you’re considering? IMMEDIATELY check it on their website. The amount of times I’ve had my sales team beg me to change the price on the website AS FAST AS POSSIBLE because they’re going to try to change this $35K vehicle to $37K to make more money off a clueless customer makes me sick. (I never change the price online FYI, I straight up tell them that’s actually illegal and I won’t do it but they keep asking.). Get everything in writing and ask for a full breakdown, do your own research as well.
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RamiRudolph 5 months ago
Well said. Let me offer you my most enthusiastic contrafibularities.
Load More Replies... Panda'sMom 5 months ago
THIS! This is why Grammarly and other AI assisted writing sites are HORRIBLE! IMHO soon, College level writing will be illegible!
Abby Rexroth 5 months ago
Twas brillig and the slithy toves...autocorrect sounds like Lewis Carroll.
#28
Potato Vic 5 months ago (edited)
Now we have s stupid Cheeto with the IQ of a dog türd trying to run the country into the ground 🙄
Nikole 5 months ago
Same… but only immediate family :(. I haven’t gone to an extended family gathering in a looooooong time. (They had flags in front of their houses.)
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Hailey Himalaylee 4 months ago
She'd still make a better president than every other president (besides Joe biden)
GPawesomeness 5 months ago
"Ain't" vote for........who is she and what was she running for?????
#29
Inservio Smurf 5 months ago
Ehh... are you sure? Love island is an STI hotzone. The set isn't quarantined for privacy, but public safety!
#30
Inservio Smurf 5 months ago
Scotland passes verbal abuse laws but lets THIS fly unchallenged?!
Wild Cream 5 months ago
Anyone know that hilarious lady on TikTok who does the potluck food reviews? 😂 “THE PEAR OF ANGUISH! For you and your lawyer and your lawyer’s Uber driver! NEXT!”
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Giles McArdell 5 months ago
I have occasionally been known to get in an elevator, press the button for the floor I'm already on, then stand there wondering why it's not going anywhere.
#33
Joe Reaves 5 months ago
I mean I like the idea but I have a desire to have somewhere to live and food to eat too.
#34
Inservio Smurf 5 months ago
DO NOT... and I mean NEVER... consumate your relationship with an animal. *SMFH*
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royal crablets 5 months ago
I agree. We should be allowed to leave if we miss this guy's wife enough.
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superfluous 5 months ago
I used to boast I was the best worker in my department (I was the only one). I put smarter than the average bear on a review.
Delta Dawn 5 months ago
Boss aggressively jabbing finger into my face and saying, “You’re. Too. BLUNT!”
Catherine Maven 5 months ago
I got officially reprimanded by HR for giving away free copies of my book (101 Secrets of Canadian Culture) to my colleagues on my birthday!! I said, "But I wasn't SELLING anything, or even ASKING for reviews. I was just GIVING them away!" Nope. "Conflict of interest." WTF!!!
#36
Jaya 5 months ago
Clickbaity title. I don't know how reliable the news sources about this are, but apparently it was an autistic guy who said he couldn't concentrate on his work when there's music in the background. And that's why he was called a weirdo, a pain in the a**e, asked "Why can't you be ordinary?" and told that being unable to work with music in the background is like an employee who can´t function because they have a hangover. Being disrespectful to someone because they're different, is not okay, it makes sense that this falls under the discrimination of people with disabilities.
Child of the Stars 5 months ago
I really hope this is satire. Mostly because I not only call my kids weirdos, I actively encourage their weird behavior 🤷♀️
Wild Cream 5 months ago
Good for you! All the best things in life are weird :)
Load More Replies... King Of Birbz 5 months ago
Quick, make someone you dont like call you a weirdo and then SUE them!
Uncle Schmickle 5 months ago
But what if you really are a weirdo ? That's only telling the truth. " I admit it your honour ".
Abby Rexroth 5 months ago
My license plate frame says, "I'm a creative weirdo" and proud of it! The back one..."Burn rubber does not mean warp speed."
#37
Inservio Smurf 5 months ago
Old used up and cavernous all the way. If you can't park your car in it, it's too tight. xD
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Wild Cream 5 months ago
My current record is 2 managers fired over this 😊 don’t send unsolicited nudes to your coworkers, friends!
LovesBerk 5 months ago
A guy I worked with fired for having p**n on his work computer in the office. He had a wife and 2 kids.
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Michael Largey 5 months ago
Our union was suing our school board when their lawyer told a particularly egregious lie in court. The judge just looked at him and said "How can you say that with a straight face?"
Lee Gilliland 5 months ago
After hearing some arguments in court, I'm impressed the judge doesn't snicker more.
TheGayUmbrella 2 weeks ago
I'm a lawyer and let me tell you it gets like really close dude /ref
May Barnett 5 months ago
I work in a legal related field. Recently had a child removal case where the mother's lawyer did start crying while making her argument against terminating parental rights. I had worked with her before and she was fine and calm so maybe something about this case touched a nerve or she was going through something personal at the time.
Lotekguy 5 months ago (edited)
It wasn't always about the money. Principle can motivate more than principal.
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Sue User 5 months ago
There was a weather forcaster in Boise, Idaho who would fonate money to a charity if his forcast wasnt close. Something like +-3 degrees, etc.
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Koala ala ala 5 months ago
Not willing to even try and be normal for half an hour? Smh
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The Majestic Opossum 5 months ago
At least they got a bit of $$ to see them out the door 🤷🏽♀️
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Firstname Lastname 5 months ago
Garrett. Though I knew a Garrett that refused to be called such.
Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 5 months ago
Next dog I get is gonna be names VineGary
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Delta Dawn 5 months ago
stuff like this has got to be part of the reason that the world feels so surreal these days
Nota Robot 5 months ago
The migration dispute was the excuse, just like it was with the previous government. The current bunch of clowns got around to nothing except endless bickering and making snide twitter comments at each other.
Wild Cream 5 months ago
How is Jersey Mike’s? I’ve never even seen one, I think it’s American, but I hear of it a lot on the internets
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Abby Rexroth 5 months ago
And I know who you are talking about, we are both getting old.
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Geoffrey Scott 5 months ago
As heard on "Wait,Wait": "It's a breast enhancement/bandage company."
Tabitha 5 months ago
Want to lay odds that Labubu are going to be the next Beanie Babies? Right now the price of some of them is skyrocketing because they’re a trend. But just wait. The bottom will fall out once the next trend catches on. The public can be finicky like that.
Vicky Phenny 5 months ago
Yep, they're massively overproducing them just like they did with Funko Pops before the pandemic. I thought Funko learned, only to see some ridiculously niche Christmas ones again last year
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As soon as I saw these I was so confused 😂 trends are so weird and so many people are so eager to jump on the bandwagon
Inservio Smurf 5 months ago
I used to have one of those on my pencil as a child. Wider nose and naked feet though. WILD hair.
nottheactualphoto 5 months ago
A male bubu, yes. A female one is still la bubu.
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OneHappyPuppy 5 months ago
Holy cow, my kid recently got one. I was gobsmacked when I heard the price... Grandpa gave him the money
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Nannychachi 5 months ago
I've had my head shaved a few times. When someone asks, "What did your husband say when you did that?" I reply, "He said for me to hold still or he was gonna get it crooked."
Kathrin Pukowsky 5 months ago
My cousin keeps doing this. I sure love my cousin, but his head shape really begs for at least 1 cm of hair. He's single and I flat out told him that he'd have much better chances with the ladies if he just kept it at that length. He has really thick, full, healthy hair as well!
Bored Trash Panda 4 months ago
my husband.... But he works in a hospital kitchen and hates wearing hair and beard nets, so he just shaves when it gets to long.
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Wild Cream 5 months ago
No wait for real - my friend wanted me to join our local “running club” with her. They meet 2-3 times a week and do this run on this trail which is a perfect loop circuit around our town. But it costs $50 a month to join. I asked her what would happen if I just showed up and ran behind them 😂 (I didn’t, I support what they’re trying to do, but still haha)
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Wild Cream 5 months ago
Real question. Do oysters actually taste good? Like when you suck them down raw? I hate the “ocean breeze” flavour and the texture has always turned me off but I have some friends who insist they’re the most delicious thing they’ve ever put in their mouths
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JJ 5 months ago
My parents were always the opposite, "We'll leave at 2pm, be ready in time!" ...1:07pm, "Why aren't you ready yet?" ...now I'm an adult, and they're still.like that. Just with visiting. Never too late, always way too early.
Wild Cream 5 months ago
SAME. If we had to be somewhere a 5-minute drive away at 4:00pm, they’d insist I be completely ready by 1 or 2:00pm despite having nothing to do after 😂
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Amy 5 months ago (edited)
Think they’ve just had to go fractions to keep it going 😅 But if we look around, it pretty much is doomsday in many places so maybe!
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Wild Cream 5 months ago
Same with dogs 🥲 I called my mum at work one day when I was like 9 because my shiba was “bleeding” all over the floor and I didn’t know what was happening. That night I got the puberty talk for the first time haha.
Jaya 5 months ago (edited)
Sounds kinda good, to be honest. If you're in a super bad mood, you can just trample over some people. I think that would instantly make me feel a bit better. And being allowed to kick anyone who's standing behind you, because "you're a horse, so you can't help it", would be nice too.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
Shower... curtain? People normally get to have shower curtains?! XD My mom installed completely-clear plate glass doors on all the showers in the house years ago. Zero privacy. It's not even frosted glass. Just totally clear glass. It's unhinged. XD
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Geoffrey Scott 5 months ago
Kinda like the guy who got lacerated at work, (rural area) drove 25 miles to the company doctor and decided to have a couple weed hits on the way. Bad decision as they d**g tested him for work comp claim.
Rob D 5 months ago
If he had it on him, he was using anyway and wouldn't have passed. Post accident d**g testing for d***s that aren't immediately effecting the accident are b******t.
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Wild Cream 5 months ago
Aw man I haven’t flown a kite in decades. Remember that feeling? 😊 getting it up in the air felt like such an accomplishment
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
Ha, same for me, and I'm not even genetically related to them, I'm adopted, but somehow still ended up with the worst of their traits mixed together XD
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
I remember being maybe 7 or 8 and finding a box of VHS tapes shoved in the very back of my parents' closet in their bedroom upstairs. I was a very nosy child and I was always poking into the places I wasn't supposed to be (this is also how I discovered I am adopted, lol.) The VHS tapes all had labels that were written in my dad's handwriting. I remember there was "Deep Throat" and "Debbie Does Dallas". Did I watch them, you ask...? Let's just say it's been over three decades, but I could still sing you the theme song to "Deep Throat".
les 5 months ago
my youngest auntie on my dads side was babysitting for my other aunt. she put on what was labelled wedding video to find out her sister was a swinger, lol
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Bill Swallow 5 months ago
*FRESH* young peas, raw, straight out of the pod, nice and sweet. I miss the fresh raw vegetables from Mom's garden back on the farm.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
Okay, so, I've been hearing the ice cream truck again lately since it's summer now. It hasn't rolled through my neighborhood at a time when I've been at home yet, but I'll catch it if it kills me. My only problem is that I haven't carried cash for a while now XD I wonder if the ice cream truck dude carries Squarepay or something nowadays...
Bill Swallow 5 months ago
Just started a new job. Nice break room, close to my office. Two refrigerator/freezers, two microwaves, sink, coffee brewer and Keurig machine, lots of supplies, and a vending machine. That takes CASH only.
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Lukas (he/him, it/its) 5 months ago
"would" is I guess the new way of saying "Smash" or "I'd hit that"- basically, I'd sleep with this person.
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Delta Dawn 5 months ago
Google to my rescue: “The term "kids in holes" likely refers to the characters in the book and movie "Holes" by Louis Sachar. In the story, a group of juvenile delinquents are sent to Camp Green Lake, a work camp in the Texas desert, where they are forced to dig holes every day. The protagonist, Stanley Yelnats, is wrongly convicted of a crime and sent to the camp.”
Bill Swallow 5 months ago (edited)
Last Monday, one week ago, I worked from home. Our central air conditioning was out with a failed compressor. It was 102 degrees F. My housemates were out of state for a funeral. I had to work remotely and look after an 86 year old woman, a 160 lb dog and three cats. And we had contractors in replacing doors and windows so there were lots of open holes in the walls. I'll give the contractors credit - they did an excellent job in hellish conditions (took 10 hours). When they were done, I gave the four-man crew $60 to get some cold drinks. And the new compressor gets installed on Wednesday.
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Queen Boudicca 5 months ago
There are actually 2 of them. Yes, 2 Blippis.
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Delta Dawn 5 months ago
I’m convinced California’s electrical grid is hooked up to Jobs and they power the whole state by making him spin in his grave
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Wild Cream 5 months ago
Jokes on you, my bf lost his hair as a teenager and is still bald today HA. He’s also handsome as heck.
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Wild Cream 5 months ago
I can’t eat clam chowder any more, because once I dated a guy who I was EXTREMELY attracted to and was trying to impress - we drank way too much one night and fell asleep at his, and I was super hungover when we woke up. Trying not to puke while having a coffee with him and trying to figure out a cool way of leaving ASAP without seeming weird (long story but trust me). He decided to make us clam chowder for breakfast, with a side of reheated soggy slimy leftover zucchini 🥲 I’ve never been so nauseous in my life.
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Lukas (he/him, it/its) 5 months ago
I never understand what they expect when they do these. Have they never noticed that when you put a ball of cookie dough on the sheet, it flattens as it cooks?
Kathrin Pukowsky 5 months ago
There are types of dough that keep their shape, but, you know, you need to know what you're doing. Since baking is sorcery in my eyes, when I wanted to make a character cake, I just baked two flat sheets, cut out the shapes, and put them together. Looked pretty good.
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Labubu’s just seem like the latest thing some marketing exec came up with and said “omg we can make people desperate to pay hundreds of dollars for these useless plushies if we market them right” and everyone fell for it
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Wild Cream 5 months ago
What’s gross about this besides the nail? Creamy pesto pasta sauces aren’t weird or abnormal at all
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Jaya 5 months ago
For those curious: Allen Frances is a psychiatrist who worked on the DSM IV, in which autism was defined in a much broader way than in the DSM III, meaning that more people would now fit the criteria than before.
Ahnjunwan 5 months ago
The problem is that pretty much anybody who does not get a joke or does like his shirts in a certain order is now in the spectrum
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Wild Cream 5 months ago
Have you ever watched a movie, only to be like 20 mins into the movie when it suddenly shows the title of the movie? Usually during a dramatic moment or when a character happens to say the name of the film. That’s a late title drop. Instead of many older movies that show the title right at the beginning, a “late” title drop shows the title later :) OP is saying video games could make this really cool if they tried
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Bill Swallow 5 months ago
As I understand it, DisplayPort is looking to replace HDMI. Apparently, it has some technical advantages over HDMI, but I expect HDMI to hang on for quite some time. In other news, be glad you don't have Chinchillas. They *LOVE* to floss with ANY kind of cable - and they have opposable thumbs and are nocturnal! Our two ate through three network backbones (CAT6), some coax, and were working hard on a couple of PC Power Cords before we caught them just in time.
Corvus 5 months ago (edited)
August 2023 - my cat (5 months old at the time) decided to chew through my ethernet cable, leaving me without internet... while I was on PTO and staying mostly at home. Oh, and the repair crew took 5 days to come. Good thing I'm a retro gamer, and old games usually don't require an internet connection to run :)
Bartlet for world domination 5 months ago
You can't replace an ethernet cable at your home?
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whbswbmwwb 5 months ago
Would it really be so hard to use a question mark or a comma? Asking for everyone who had to read that several times to make sense of it.
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Serena Myers 5 months ago
Many of these had me muttering "What?" to myself, but I suppose if you're a youngster they make sense!
Serena Myers 5 months ago
Many of these had me muttering "What?" to myself, but I suppose if you're a youngster they make sense!
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