While some cats and dogs get along so well it’s heartwarming to watch, other pets are such jerks to each other that they remind us that Sunday morning cartoons always knew something more than we did.
Bored Panda has collected the funniest examples of cats acting like the biggest jerks to their live-in canine pals. Scroll down, upvote your fave pics, and let us know in the comments if your cats and your dogs get along well, dear Pandas. Oh, and pray for us because the cattos might be out to get us for outing their dirty little secrets!
There are a bunch of reasons why your cat might be attacking your dog. It’s alright if things stay playful, however, that’s not always the case.
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Please Call Master For Help. I Am Trapped In The Corner By Vicious Beasts
Sadly, the kittens thought this was their mom... not Scared Max.
Load More Replies...I want the poster, " It's not the size of the dog, it's the fight in the kitty"
I had a two month old kitten who would chase the fully grown pit bull down the hall, corner him on his boss' bed, then calmly climb on the bed and wash her face while he whined on a coner of it.
They Were Both Sleeping 3 Minutes Ago
"If I ever feel your cold, wet dog nose on my butt hole again...!"
I Was Able To Capture The Raw Anguish He Felt After Losing His Bed To The Void
Try to find a black cat in the dark. You will know why they are called the void.
Load More Replies...If I ever get a black cat, I'm naming it The Void, just because I can.
While some cats might be lashing out because they feel threatened, others might be mean because they fancy themselves as the big bad predator of the house. It’s in every owner’s interest to make sure their pets get along.
If your pets keep on fighting, they might get seriously hurt. So if things are getting out of hand, you might want to separate them when you can’t keep an eye on them. Until you come up with a way to make sure that Mr. Cat and Ms. Dog like each other.
I'm Fine
"I haven't given up my bed, I'm just watching, and choosing my moment, OK?"
The Real Murderer Is In Your House
Lmbo, Lmbo The look on that poor helpless doggie!! SOMEBODY HELP HIM...NO NOT THE CAT...HELP THE DOG NOW!!
stop being sooo dramatic, that doesn't hurt !! is what the cat is thinking
What's hilarious about this picture? When my cats fight I tell them: 'Stop it right now, don't be like people!'
My Cat Recently Discovered The Dog Bed
We had a dog that would have just sat on the cat. She took no prisoners.
Cats that act out may in fact be overwhelmed with stress. Maybe your cat’s feeling stressed out because it’s (still) not used to having the dog around the house. Perhaps you’re stressing out about life and your cat’s picking up on your vibes. Or maybe it’s worried that the stuff that we all had to deal with in 2020 won’t magically end with the New Year. Who knows!
The point is, your cat needs to feel calm, so do your best to remove any factors that might be stressing it out from its immediate environment. Also, try giving it some toys to play with or chew to help it relax.
Keep in mind that any friendship takes time and trust to develop. You can’t expect your pets that have been at each other’s throats to suddenly become best buds. However, with a lot of patience, you can help them respect each other’s boundaries and, hopefully, start a magical friendship.
Poor Dog
Look closely: the cat is in a kneading position. Grabbed the first thing to hold onto (dog's skin) and is making biscuits. Look at the concentration in the cat's eyes.
Calm down- the dogs can easily overpower them if they were truly hurt.
Load More Replies...That's clearly a cat surgeon going over a potential face lift procedure, duh.
i see the dog wanted it. look at his/her eyes.
When You Are Trapped Downstairs Because The Catto Says No Passing
Oh, I know this. I frequently have to escort my mutt past the dangerous cats.
I had a cat who would block the door to the kitchen where the dog's food was.
My Fiancée’s Coworker Sent Us An Update On The Kitten We Gave Him. Zilla Demonstrating Why We Named Her Godzilla
Ha ha, Courtney, that makes sense, that the cat went fishing! When I saw the pic I thought, suppose the dog wasn't there, and the cat was in that position.
Load More Replies...My Cat Stole My Dog's Bone But The Dog Is Too Nice To Take It Back So Instead He Is Just Watching And Whining
Well, cat has no intention of chewing bone and will soon get bored... if dog acts casual.
The cats like to eat the dog food, my wiener will just sit there and whine until I remove the cat.
“Why Is Your Dog So Afraid Of Cats?” -Everyone
That cat looks like my kitten Tabby—-and she pounces on our dog Scruffy just like that! She’s now 5 months old, and has been doing it since she was about 8 weeks old. Scruffy just shoots us a look like , “Why did you bring it into the house”?
Ninja Cat is at again, or the Puppy Pummeler as friends call her.
My Cat Touching My Parents’ Dog Just To Make Her Growl
"My Claws are worse than your bite. Cats rule the world including humans. We don't give a c**p about humans or dogs."
Load More Replies...Never thought about it like that but you're so right !
Load More Replies...you gotta love the thought process with cats...they KNOW and they own it
So, even animals do this. It’s all too familiar to me. I had four older brothers. When we were kids, our parents stuffed us into the station wagon together on long trips. One of my brothers’ favorite annoying things to do was to extend their arm and point their finger at you, about a half inch away from your nose, and repeat “I’m not touching you. I’m not touching you”, until you wanted to break that finger that was in your face. I love them all, but sheesh! Brothers!
“I Heard You Were Looking For A Dog Sitter”
When Your Cat Tries To Drown Your Dog
To "enhance" the dogs beauty we cut of a part of the tail. But since that sounds like animal cruelty we prefer to use the term Tail Docking. But it still is unnecessary cruel.
Load More Replies...I think the dog went on a bender and is now feline the repercussions.
LBLBLBLB MOOOOM BLBLBLB THIS BLBLB THING BLBLBL IS BLBLBL EVIL BLBLBL HALP
Dog Lost Today
I Picked My Dog Up From The Groomers And My Cat Isn't Too Pleased I Brought Her Back
So hooman, you didn't notice the serene calm and quiet when that woofer was gone?
One of my cats has a hissy fit EVERY time my dog comes home from the groomer. Takes her a full two days to 'recognise' him again!
His scent had changed, and it takes a couple days for his usual doggy smell to come back. Cats are pretty farsighted, and identify family and friends by scent. Try rubbing him down with his unwashed blanket before reintroducing them. Or not. I'm mean and perverse enough to kind of enjoy the readjustment phase
Load More Replies...master plan : get hooman to cut my hair so i get to be all over hoomans insta
My Big Dog Won't Pass The Cat Or Even Make Eye Contact For That Matter
LMFAO!!! The look on your poor pups face is so amazingly adorable. Pure fear and no eye contact. My old dog used to have the same look on his face with my cat that looks exactly like your Cat!!
What is neat ( to me anyway) is that this demonstrates some of the differences between speaking cat or speaking dog. Cats almost always make some form of eye contact, when kitty looks you in the eye, blinks, and looks away is an indication of security. If a dog looks away, it's a sign he's not feeling altogether comfortable
I saw two feral cats fighting over some food I put out. It was the most vicious thing I'd seen. They had their claws in each other's body, so I cannot blame a dog for being scared of a cat.
I Heard My Dog Growling And Went To Check On Her
My Cat Stealing The Dogs Bone
Send Me The Catnip And The Dog Lives
They're in cahoots... The dogs really not in danger; after the cat gets the nip, she's going to knock the dog treats off the fridge!
Load More Replies...Good puppet pretending to be scared. It's kind of like when Daddy lions roar in "pain" when their cubs bite in order to encourage them
I never knew they did that, in my opinion that's kinda wholesome
Load More Replies...Relax! Pressure point here - headache will be gone in approximately three minutes, give or take.
Am I the only one that sees the obvious snarl on the dog's face and am afraid for that kitten? That dog is NOT happy.
See this is the acupuncture point for headaches. I told him he shouldn't have drunk that beer.
My Dog Is Scared Of The Cat And She Knows It
It seems that kitties, love to annoy the pups, it's just their nature !!!
Dog is trying to not make eye contact and cat is giving the hooman da evil eye.
cat: don't be scared i'm not going to hurt you.dog:yes you are cat: no i'm not i promise"
He Pretends To Be Nice To The Dog, But He's Really Just A Jerk
My Dog Is Stuck Because The Cat Knows She Controls The Stairs
My cat pushed my elderly dog down the stairs everyday. Now we don't even let the new puppy on the stairs.
Or: you coerce the cat kindly into cutting it out.. pups might need to pee..
Louie Is Begging Me, With His Eyes, To Make Allie Move
Hi; I'm in the area taking donations for the the national dog abuse fund. Could you spare a few dollars for our cause? No? Ok, thanks anyway.
"Okay, either you move the giant hairball or I loose my cool AND IT WON'T BE PRETTY!"
My Cat Thinks He's A Dog. And My Dog Is Unamused
My Idiot Cat Performing A Sneak Attack On My Poor Senior Dog
That dog is the SWEETEST looking old floofer I've ever seen. I wish I could pet him!
My Dog Is A Saint, Cat Not So Much
Nice Christmas tree. How many of those ornaments will survive with a cat in the house?
My part greyhound is like that with our Jack Russell pup who dishes out treatment like that all the time
Ok. Just wait until they all go to bed. I saw where they put the treats.
Our Cat Urinated In Our Dog's Water Bowl. Guess It's A Payback For The Dog Eating The Cat's Food
The cat looks as if it has a UTI and trying to tell you by weeing in a spot you can clearly see. See a vet please.
Found An Old Series Of Pictures From When My Dog And Cat First Met. It Did Not Go Well For My Dog
The cats face definitely says - "Come near me and I will rip your face off"
That's exactly what mine looked like when she met my wife's German Shepherd when we were dating.
Caught My Cat In The Act Of Definitely Not Trying To Smother My Dog
hooman : “WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE DOG!?” cat: what... is... a dog... hehe...
"Kayla Come!" She Doesn't Come, I'm Going To Check... The Still Dog That Cries, And The Cat That Doesn't Give A Damn
lord of the stairs, king of steps, CAT the III
Load More Replies...Seriously? Can You Please Do Something About This Hissy Bitey Thing
"Look Cat, I earned every one of these spots - don't make me prove it! Just remember I always have room for one more tattoo to mark your exit!"
...when the dog finally comes down... CAT SCRACHES DOG'S BELLY
Load More Replies...Sam Will Sit On Top Of The Dog’s Food Container, Forcing Me To Feed Him First
Sam does not force you to do anything. Take Sam off the dog's food container and feed him last. By the way, does the dog have a name?
Sam doesn't force you to do anything. Remove Sam off the dog's container and feed him last. By the way, does the dog have a name?
She Swatted His Head One Time
I think people don't take dog's fear of cats seriously enough. They wouldn't let a stranger inflict that much fear, but they'll gladly photograph the cat doing it. Intervene, stupid humans! Invest some time in working this out, HELP your dog. Your dog counts on you for protection.
.....and it's not right to make a show about it. Next time, BP make a post about how people gently trained their pets to live in peace with each other.
Load More Replies...One swat is all it takes....mwhahahaahahahahaha - sorry my cat possessed me for a second.
My Cat Sits In The Doorway To Stop The Dog From Going Inside
Matching dog and cat set. You don't see that sort of thing everywhere!
Amazing new doorstop - available now at fine retailers everywhere!
I'm with the guy in the previous picture who said, a dog shouldn't live in fear in his own home the rest of their lives.. rehome the cat. Especially if the cat is the second animal in the home! It is so not fair to the dog. That is why I down graded the picture.
Copper (Cat) Hates It When Cooper (Dog) Tries To Play With Him
Typical
That is weird. Cats rarely eat a dogs food. Tje ratio of fat and protein in it isn't normally appetizing to a cat. Dogs are usually the ones trying to eat the cats food. This cat is making sure the dog KNOWS cats rule and dogs drool! Poor Dog
This Is An Obstacle My Dog Faces Every Day
My Girlfriend's Cat Is A Jerk To My Dog
I do not agree with ALL these cats, they should not be allowed to dominate !! I have always had two cats and two dogs and this never happened. They ALL got on together even whilst being transported in the same car !!
Don't come near me or I will bite your neck - and then suffer the results pest!
I loved cats because I never met any like this!
Load More Replies...The Beginning Of 18 Years And Counting Of Being A Jerk
That’s what a cat will do to a puppy; establish the hierarchy before the puppy grows up bigger than them. If the dog is already grown, and bigger, then the cat orchestrates a frenzied warp speed surprise attack, with cat claws slicing into dog nose, to do the same thing. Dogs—-regardless of size—-inevitably end up having immense respect for a sharpened cat claw.
Dog Growled Every Time Cat Walked By The Crate. Cat Responded As Only Cats Do
Then the cat flashed their laser beam red eyes at the dog to hypnotize them—-until the hooman appeared. Then the lasers were redirected as a warning.
New Family Member
the dog is like "FUC* FUC* FUC* RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN"
Senior Cat Showing Me Exactly Who's Boss
Cat Eating Dog
"In My House The Dog Waits Until I'm Finished Drinking Out Of His Bowl" - The Cat
My (Black) Cat Lay Across The Stairs In Order To Trap My Dog
I tried the cucumber trick and none of my 6 cats reacted.
Load More Replies..."Is This A Good Use Of The Dog?" - Mushu
Warm.. Yeah I just want to keep him warm anything wrong with that!
This Cat Has No Fear. He's Stealing Dog Food
The Dog Wanted To Be Friends. The Cat Did Not
So, Mirris Sometimes Tortures Moka
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!
Load More Replies...My Dog Being Reminded That She's Not A Cat
Bought An Orthopedic Bed For The Dog, He's Getting Old And Achey And He's Scared Of The Cat
You have no other choice but to buy another exact duplicate bed for the cat.
"But Kitty I Just Wanna Playyyy"
Cat: Moooooommmmmmyyyy, please let me play with puppy! Dog: Mooooooooommmmmmyyyyy!! make kitty stop!
Dog Food And Water Is Upstairs And The Cat Knows She Won’t Pass Him So He Just Sits There Until We Hear The Dog Whining For Help
It's quite common for people to have houses that have living room, kitchen etc upstairs and bedrooms down. That might be why the food is upstairs. Just a thought.
Load More Replies...“Go Away Stupid Doggo, Not Ur Turn”
Dog Bed, You Say? Nope. This Here's A Cat Bed
And make sure they're not right next to each other; the cat WILL find a way to take both of them.
Load More Replies...My cat hated my dog, until cat got sick. While recovering, cat took to sleeping in the dog bed because it was bigger. The dog would still lay in her own bed (cat was not contagious) while making sure not to sit on the cat, cat discovered that dog was warm and started to lay on the dog to sleep. Cat and dog have been best friends ever since.
I just hope these owners help their dogs and move the cats out of beds/off stair etc. They shouldn't have to live in fear of anyone in their household.
Yeah, many of these show cats physically hurting the dogs, and here people are upvoting it. Why? It's the same mentality where peiple laugh at men who are victims of domestic violence: they think it's funny because women are small and men are big. Not funny though. I hope these poor dogs get rescued from cats who bite and scratch them.
Load More Replies...Half of the pictures are the cats just playing, it's easy to tell when a cat is in fight mode. But they're very cute pictures.
Yes- many of those bites are just play-bites. Our cats do that all the time.
Load More Replies...9 years ago today we said goodbye to our beautiful little kitty. She was very small but thought herself a lion and dog hunter.
This is why I like dogs better. If a dog barks or bites, it gets disciplined/trained to behave. If a cat does it, it's "awwww look at what the cat did!"
i think dogs being mean to cats would not be as funny! Cuz it could get real ugly fast
Agreed. When was the last time a cat got put down for aggressive behavior? Yet cats are far more aggressive than dogs, they're just smaller.
Load More Replies...My cats love my dog, and vice versa. Dog was dumped as a puppy, with his mom. One day he was very sick, so I brought him in the house. The only time he ever snapped at one of my cats. But it was her fault, she has a bad habit of sticking a claw in anyone she encounters, and stuck one in his head. She's not being mean, just clueless! But he is never afraid of the cats. If one is in his bed he just snuggles up to them..and they are never afraid of him.
The cat knows who's Boss in this house. She was always picking on him. It's his bed. IMG_201803...a016d5.jpg
I have a friend who lost her Chihuahua, when her cat (that had been raised with the dog) killed it over the dogs bed, the cat had never bitten before but that time it counted, it broke her dogs neck.....be careful :(
Load More Replies...My cat hated my dog, until cat got sick. While recovering, cat took to sleeping in the dog bed because it was bigger. The dog would still lay in her own bed (cat was not contagious) while making sure not to sit on the cat, cat discovered that dog was warm and started to lay on the dog to sleep. Cat and dog have been best friends ever since.
I just hope these owners help their dogs and move the cats out of beds/off stair etc. They shouldn't have to live in fear of anyone in their household.
Yeah, many of these show cats physically hurting the dogs, and here people are upvoting it. Why? It's the same mentality where peiple laugh at men who are victims of domestic violence: they think it's funny because women are small and men are big. Not funny though. I hope these poor dogs get rescued from cats who bite and scratch them.
Load More Replies...Half of the pictures are the cats just playing, it's easy to tell when a cat is in fight mode. But they're very cute pictures.
Yes- many of those bites are just play-bites. Our cats do that all the time.
Load More Replies...9 years ago today we said goodbye to our beautiful little kitty. She was very small but thought herself a lion and dog hunter.
This is why I like dogs better. If a dog barks or bites, it gets disciplined/trained to behave. If a cat does it, it's "awwww look at what the cat did!"
i think dogs being mean to cats would not be as funny! Cuz it could get real ugly fast
Agreed. When was the last time a cat got put down for aggressive behavior? Yet cats are far more aggressive than dogs, they're just smaller.
Load More Replies...My cats love my dog, and vice versa. Dog was dumped as a puppy, with his mom. One day he was very sick, so I brought him in the house. The only time he ever snapped at one of my cats. But it was her fault, she has a bad habit of sticking a claw in anyone she encounters, and stuck one in his head. She's not being mean, just clueless! But he is never afraid of the cats. If one is in his bed he just snuggles up to them..and they are never afraid of him.
The cat knows who's Boss in this house. She was always picking on him. It's his bed. IMG_201803...a016d5.jpg
I have a friend who lost her Chihuahua, when her cat (that had been raised with the dog) killed it over the dogs bed, the cat had never bitten before but that time it counted, it broke her dogs neck.....be careful :(
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