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Learning a new language can be a tricky affair. Thankfully, we now have countless translation apps that make navigating foreign places much easier. But sometimes, those same tools do the exact opposite. A simple sentence can turn into something hilariously wrong. What was meant to be helpful suddenly becomes unforgettable.

Today, we’ve rounded up some funny Japanese translation fails that show how easily meanings can get mixed up. From signs that accidentally suggest eating people to instructions that sound wildly illegal, these mistranslations are impossible to ignore. Keep scrolling for a collection that’s equal parts confusing and entertaining.

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#1

"No Move Because Lazy" Is My Life Motto

Funny sign in English spotted in Japan warning not to move upside down turtles because they are lazy.

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    Memory Lane, Tokyo

    Funny English sign in a Japanese restaurant humorously instructing customers to eat one person at a time spotted in Japan.

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    #3

    At A Guest House In Yufuin

    Cat instruction manual sign spotted in Japan, featuring quirky English phrases and humorous pet care advice.

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    Japanese is a fascinating language that feels completely different from many others. The sentence structure alone can flip what English speakers are used to. Verbs often come at the very end, which means you sometimes have to wait to find out what’s actually happening. It can feel like listening to a story in reverse. This difference is part of what makes Japanese both challenging and exciting to learn.

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    #4

    I Took This Pic When I Was In Japan In 2010, And It Makes Me Smile To This Day

    Funny sign in English spotted in Japan stating Wednesday is a regular holiday that doesn’t apologize, displayed in a shop window.

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    #5

    Don't Order A Buffet

    Funny sign at a buffet in Japan warning only the person who ordered can eat the food on the plate.

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    #6

    Taken In A Donki In Osaka

    Funny English sign in Japan warning not to stand with bags, stroller, or luggage inside a restricted area.

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    One of the first things that surprises people is that Japanese doesn’t rely on just one writing system. In fact, it uses several. The oldest is kanji, which are Chinese characters introduced between the 4th and 6th centuries via Korea. These characters often represent ideas rather than sounds. Many kanji have multiple readings, which can be confusing at first. But they also add depth and nuance to the language. Over time, patterns begin to emerge. What feels overwhelming slowly becomes familiar.

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    #7

    Still Trying To Determine If This Is A List Of Available Amenities Or The Names Of Alternative Rock Bands That Have Stayed Here

    Hotel Sunroad sign with funny English phrases like comfortable sheep and toothbrush geek spotted in Japan street.

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    #8

    Translation Of The Week

    Funny sign in English spotted in Japan showing a dog and a prohibition symbol about dog waste in a park setting.

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    #9

    Gentlemen Only Floors In A Manga Store In Akihabara

    Funny English sign in Japan warning females to keep off certain floors, showcasing humorous language spotted by people.

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    Alongside kanji, Japanese uses hiragana, a softer, more rounded script. Hiragana is mainly used for grammatical elements like verb endings and particles. It helps glue sentences together and shows how words function. Children often learn hiragana first because it’s more approachable. Then there’s katakana, which looks sharper and more angular. Seeing a word in katakana usually signals something borrowed from another language. Together, these scripts work as a team.

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    #10

    On The Top Of Yambiko, Nozawa Onsen

    Funny English sign in Japan warning never to come back or a disaster may happen, set in a snowy outdoor landscape.

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    #11

    The Best Sign I Have Encountered In Japan

    Funny English sign in Japan warning not to wash anything except toilet paper due to full underwear disposal.

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    #12

    Or What? Feeling Threatened In Sapporo Station

    Sign in KFC Japan humorously warning that outside food or drinks are prohibited inside the restaurant.

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    Then there’s romaji, which is the Roman alphabet. It’s commonly used for beginners, signage, and international communication. You’ll see it on train stations, menus, and street signs. While romaji isn’t used much in everyday writing by native speakers, it plays an important role for visitors. It helps bridge the gap when everything else feels unfamiliar. Many people start learning Japanese through romaji before transitioning to the other scripts. Think of it as training wheels. Helpful, but not the final destination.

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    #13

    When You Decide To Go To Japan After A Breakup

    Funny sign in English in Japan showing a crossed-out shoe and warning not to get over the barrier outdoors.

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    #14

    Where Do I Sign Up? Found In Takayama

    Funny English sign in Japan parking lot with mistranslation Monthly porking instead of parking shown on wall

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    #15

    Signage That Is Definitely Out Of Control

    Handwritten funny English sign in Japan reading sorry out of control on a game machine with Japanese text.

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    Another fun quirk is how Japanese handle months. Unlike English, months don’t have unique names. Instead, they’re numbered. The kanji for moon, 月, is used, and a number is placed before it. January is literally “month one,” February is “month two,” and so on. Simple, logical, and easy to remember. Despite this difference, Japan follows the same calendar system used globally. So while the wording changes, the timeline stays familiar. It’s practical in a very Japanese way.

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    #16

    Never Teach Your Garbage To Swim Kids. Found In Niseko Japan

    Funny English sign in Japan misspelling garbage and place, showing humor in public trash instructions.

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    #17

    Alright, I Get It! No Parsons With Tattos! At The Springs Hiyoshi Onsen In Kyoto

    Yellow sign with broken English warning no entrance for people with tattoos, a funny sign spotted in Japan.

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    #18

    That's So Kind Of You. Thanks For Your Offer. Anytime Fitness, Tokyo

    Funny signs in English spotted in Japan showing a cartoon figure sitting on a toilet with the text Please take a seat.

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    Articles like “a” and “the” don’t exist in Japanese at all. There’s no direct way to mark something as definite or indefinite. Instead, meaning comes from context. A single word can refer to one thing or many things depending on the situation. This can feel confusing for learners at first. You have to listen closely and read between the lines. But it also makes the language more flexible. 

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    #19

    This Sign My Roommate Found In Japan

    Funny sign in English in Japan warning people not to feed or give food to cats, humorous translation error included.

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    #20

    No Touching… Except

    Funny sign in English spotted in Japan warning not to touch anyone except the staff, displayed on a metal stand.

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    #21

    Hoping To Buy A Fragrance In Japan

    Funny sign in English in a Japanese store asking customers to press a button for fragrance purchase of hope.

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    From a linguistic perspective, Japanese is considered an isolate. That means it isn’t directly related to major language families like Indo-European or Sino-Tibetan. It didn’t evolve alongside English, Spanish, or Chinese in the same way. This is one reason it feels so different structurally. Even familiar concepts can be expressed in unfamiliar ways. Learning Japanese often feels like stepping into a whole new system of thinking.

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    #22

    Would I Hesitate? Outside Hakone Checkpoint

    Funny English sign in Japan describing red noodle soup with black noodles and awkward phrasing spotted in Hakone ramen shop.

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    #23

    I Mean, I Don't Know Where I'll Put It, But... Seen In A Grocery Store In Kanagawa

    Funny sign in English spotted in Japan shows a shopping cart labeled steal large size shopping cart with Japanese text.

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    #24

    Hostel In Sapporo

    Funny signs in English spotted in Japan showing a humorous translation about paying the snow to enter a building.

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    All of these elements come together to make Japanese truly unique. It’s a language built on layers, context, and subtlety. It rewards patience and curiosity. While it can be tricky at first, it’s also incredibly expressive. Small changes can shift tone, politeness, or meaning entirely. That depth is why people fall in love with it. 

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    #25

    Fair Enough. Setagaya, Tokyo

    Funny English sign in Japan warning not to connect your dog, featuring Japanese text and a no dogs allowed icon.

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    #26

    I Saw This In Nara, Japan

    Funny sign in English spotted in Japan warning to close the door so deer will not enter the premises.

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    #27

    Brought To You By The Makers Of "Story Is Words"

    Funny signs in English spotted in Japan showing a breakfast menu with the phrase picture is image on bread photo.

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    All of these posts highlight just how unique the Japanese language really is, and how translating it can sometimes lead to unexpected results. Small shifts in wording can completely change the meaning, often in the funniest ways. Language is full of surprises like that. Did any of these translations make you laugh or do a double take? Have you ever come across a sign or phrase that didn’t quite translate right while traveling? Share your favorite moment with us.

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    #28

    Spotted On The Way Home Last Night By Daily Yamazaki In Front Of Toyocho Station

    Funny English sign in Japan with misspelled Christmas greeting on a festive red and green tablecloth.

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    #29

    In Hotel Elevator, Shizuoka. It’s A Double Whammy, But I Have Been Stiff Lately. Maybe I Should Get A Deep Knee Bend

    Sign in Japan with funny English text bending nachine and icon of a person using a vending machine on the 6th floor.

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    #30

    Farmer's Market In Fujiyoshida

    Funny sign in English at a Japanese fruit market warning shoppers not to touch the thighs of peaches on display.

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    #31

    Stay Hydrated In Ginza, Tokyo

    Water-saving toilet sign in English and Japanese cautioning not to flush large amounts of paper at once spotted in Japan.

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    #32

    Yep They Are! Nishinariku, Osaka

    Handwritten funny sign in English and Japanese warning not to talk outside at midnight due to annoying neighbors in Japan.

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    #33

    Found In Hamone, Japan

    Funny sign in English spotted in Japan about having a strap for an important anniversary as a phone accessory.

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    #34

    Stop The Floor! Animate Akihabara, Tokyo

    Funny English sign in Japan on elevator panel reads This floor can’t stop with Japanese text above it.

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    #35

    Someone Was Having A Bad Day At The 7-11

    Handwritten funny sign in English at a Japanese coffee machine with quirky instructions and translation errors.

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    #36

    Adults Should Not Wear Hats… Taken In Odaiba, Tokyo

    Funny sign in English in Japan reading Adults shoud not wear hats next to a Totoro hat and plants.

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    #37

    In A Furniture Store In Misawa, Japan

    Funny sign in English spotted in Japan asking guests not to wear shoes on the bed with a humorous tone.

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    #38

    So You Can Make Eggs With Japan, Interesting

    Packaged eggs labeled Mori-Tama with nutrition facts and made in Japan displayed in a store, a funny sign in English.

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    #39

    Around Noon At Office, Shinagawa, Tokyo

    Humorous English sign in Japan with a literal translation saying today is over on a wooden table.

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    #40

    In A Hotel Elevator (Fukuoka, Japan)

    Notice in Japan asking neighbors to be careful about loud sounds of daily life, a funny sign spotted by English readers.

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    #41

    Ask Me What? Found Around Tazawa Lake In Japan

    Warning sign in English and Japanese about large waves near boat area, funny signs in English spotted in Japan.

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    #42

    Too Bad. Actually I Had The Intention To Explore Kyoto After Breakfast But I Need To Go Back To My Room

    Hand holding a funny English sign in Japan reading occupied with a humorous message about finishing eating.

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    #43

    Is This A New Trend?

    Funny English sign in Japan asking if customers speak Japanese with menu only in Japanese and polite responses.

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    #44

    I'm Trying To Understand But Why Sandwich Is Getting Involved?

    Funny English sign in Japan warning to be careful of getting sandwiched, displayed on a red and black caution sign.

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    #45

    At A Supermarket Entrance In Shibuya City

    Funny English sign in Japan on a yellow caution board saying my feet are out of order, next door instruction.

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    #46

    Sorry, I Can’t. At Takino Snow World, Sapporo

    Funny sign in English in Japan asking customers to buy a ticket, showing humorous language spotted by travelers.

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    #47

    As Seen In Japan

    Funny sign in English spotted in Japan humorously asking customers with allergies to avoid bringing food.

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    #48

    Only Available In Japan

    Funny English sign in Japan reading rimited color on a green container with Japanese text below the sticker

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    #49

    This Rule Seems Fair Misspelled Or Not. Seen At Entrance To Underground Shopping Center, Tokyo Station

    No flying of drones sign with funny English text spotted in Japan banning solicitation and flyer distribution.

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    #50

    Sorry For The Confusion

    Funny English sign outside a Japanese shop with price down, renovation notice, and apology for confusion inside.

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    #51

    Quite Disgusting. At Kawaguchiko “Koyo Matsuri”

    Funny English sign in Japan asking to return garbage that has been eaten to the store where it was bought, autumn leaf background.

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    #52

    Same, Sign. Same. Nintendo Museum, Kyoto Next To The Toad Bobbleheads

    Funny sign in English in Japan reads Touch me gently on a blue board with Japanese text above it.

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    #53

    At A Restaurant In Bunkyo-Ku, Tokyo. People Were Actually Very Nice And Friendly, Maybe Because I Went There For A Dinner

    Funny signs in English spotted in Japan showing a menu item mistakenly labeled as lunch curse instead of lunch course

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    #54

    Supermarket In Isumi, Chiba

    Funny English sign in Japan advertising fried chicken with the word friend repeated and Japanese text on colorful posters.

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    #55

    Found In Tokyo

    No smoking sign with misspelled word smorking spotted among funny signs in English in Japan public space.

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    #56

    That’s A Shame. Needed One For A Couple Of Days Fresco Gojo Ohashi (Kyoto)

    Funny English sign in Japan showing a toilet with a red cross and notice saying toilets aren't available for rent.

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    #57

    Kansai International Airport Doutor, Ground Floor, Arrivals

    Black basket with sign "I ask for the drink here" in English and Japanese, a funny sign spotted in Japan.

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    #58

    Japan's Request To A Visitor

    Funny signs in English spotted in Japan showing rules about drinking, smoking, pets, idling, and bicycle use in a public area.

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    #59

    Made In Japan Eraser

    Funny sign in English on a product label spotted in Japan with awkward translation about storage and use.

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    #60

    Spotted In Japan. Very Conforrable

    Display of room shoes with a sign containing a funny English phrase, spotted in Japan retail store setting.

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    #61

    Description Of Smoked Eggs, Found In Japan

    Funny English sign in Japan about a smoke-dried egg with humorous translation errors and playful phrasing.

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    #62

    At A Hotel Lobby In Kyoto

    Coffee machine with funny signs in English, Japanese, and Korean showing instructions on coffee cup filling and brewing.

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    #63

    In Hiroshima Today

    Funny signs in English showing a bus stop with mixed language on a Japanese city street near a bus shelter.

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    #64

    I Need This Sign. Ministop In Hamamatsu City

    Sign for ladies room in Japan with humorous English translation, including accessibility and female restroom symbols.

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    #65

    At A Hotel Breakfast Buffet In Sapporo. Who Licked These?

    Small cups of mushrooms covered in plastic wrap displayed with a funny English sign spotted in Japan.

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    #66

    Amanohashidate Station

    Funny sign in English at a train station in Japan warning about slippery steps with quirky wording visible on yellow paper.

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    #67

    The Signs Are Sensitive Here In Shiga Kogen, Nagano

    Yellow funny sign in English in Japan saying Don't touch me with Japanese text above near stairwell.

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    #68

    I Would Like The Meetings In A Lobby. Found In Fukuoka, Japan

    Funny English sign in Japan with awkward translation about guest room access and meeting locations in a hotel lobby.

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    #69

    Ok, I'll Cooperate. Outside Shijo Station, Kyoto

    Funny sign in English spotted in Japan showing a bowing character with a message appreciating cooperation at a construction site.

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    #70

    I Mean It's A Natural Part Of Life But Ok. At Tokyo Station Ladies Toilets In One Of The Shinkansen Track Areas

    Metal container in Japan labeled as filth container with signs in multiple languages, a funny sign spotted in English.

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    #71

    Don’t Skateboard Or Whatever. You Know What We Mean, Don’t Make Me Write It All Out. All That Stuff You Do (Kasai-Rinkai Park)

    No skateboarding sign in Japan with English and Asian languages surrounded by trees and nature background.

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    #72

    In A Jewellery/Trinket Store. As I Am Dutch, Would I Be Allowed To Take A Photo?

    Funny signs in English spotted in Japan with unusual phrases and translation errors in a retail setting.

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    #73

    Today At The Vaccination Centre Of A Private University In Tokyo

    Funny sign in English and Japanese on a whiteboard stating you can't get out and you're in the elevator in Japan.

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    #74

    No This Can't Be The End! No, Not Like This! Restaurant At Ski Resort In Hakuba, Nagano

    Chalkboard sign outside a shop in Japan humorously stating the end of pizza availability, a funny English sign spotted in Japan.

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    #75

    Out Of Context, A Sentence. In Context, Engrish Candidate. Spotted In A Taxi In Japan. I Still Don't Know What I Am Supposed To Take Care Of

    Handwritten funny sign in English taped inside a car, spotted in Japan with an amusing unclear message.

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    #76

    Ah Japan, Full Of Great Engrish

    Funny sign in English in Japan warning not to make the door an opening state, showcasing humorous translation.

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    #77

    At A Closed Path In A Park In Japan

    Funny English sign in Japan with mistranslated warning asking gentlemen to refrain from entrance, spotted outdoors on wooden frame.

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    #78

    Bus In Sagamihara, Kanagawa

    Funny English sign in Japan asking customers to please change because there is no change available at the counter.

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    #79

    I'm In Akiba Today, Doing Research On What Laptops Are Worth Buying Used. I Came Across This

    Funny English sign on laptop display in Japan warning customers with phrases like do not ask a question and no warranty.

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    #80

    It Closes All Day Every Day Skytree Tokyo

    Funny signs in English spotted in Japan showing a shop door with a sign saying it closes all day.

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    #81

    During Security Camera Recording. Saw This Sign While Visiting Japan Last Week, And I’m Still Wondering What Will Happen During The Recording

    Funny signs in English spotted in Japan warning about security camera recording on a yellow sign attached to a metal gate.

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    #82

    Found In A Subway Station In Japan

    Funny sign in English spotted in Japan showing a misspelled elevator direction with an arrow and Japanese characters.

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    #83

    From A Recent Trip To Japan. The Devil’s In The Detail

    Funny signs in English spotted in Japan showing a lunch box menu with humorous spelling errors on a sidewalk board.

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    #84

    Outside A Takeaway In Shibuya

    Wagyu dububle cheese burger sign with misspelled words seen in a funny English sign in Japan street food scene

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    #85

    Ten Bosch House

    Blue caution sign in Japan warning not to touch floor wood as prickle tips may stick in skin, funny signs spotted in English.

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    #86

    I Have No Idea What This Restaurant In Niigata Is Trying To Say

    Funny English sign spotted in Japan with playful mistranslation promoting sake and curry at TAKU restaurant.

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    #87

    Kids In Nishinomiya Are Dangerous

    Warning sign with English text Beware of School Children on a pole spotted among funny signs in Japan.

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    #88

    Just Got Back From Japan

    Funny English signs spotted in Japan including pet restrictions, toilet instructions, park fees, and payment terminal directions.

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    #89

    Love Bicycle Tender-Osaka, Japan

    Funny sign in English in Japan showing a car with a heart and a bicyclist, promoting kindness to cyclists.

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    #90

    Seen In Kabukicho On The Door Of A Restroom. I’m Also A Big Fan Of The Pull-Words-Out-Of-A-Hat Translation Method

    Funny signs in English seen in Japan with humorous incorrect phrases and sunflower illustrations on a wall.

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    #91

    Escalators Are Going The Way Of The DVD And The Mcrib Morinomiya-Eki In Osaka

    Escalator blocked with cones and a sign saying discontinued, one of the funny signs in English in Japan.

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    #92

    Found In The Japan

    Funny English sign in Japan indicating no public toilet near this location in multiple languages on a blue worn sign.

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    #93

    Restroom Instructions In Kyoto, Japan

    Funny sign in English spotted in Japan bathroom asking people to use the toilet finely with multiple language translations.

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    #94

    Beyond What, Exactly? The Door? The Sign? Reality Itself? Limited Express Of Meitetsu

    Funny signs in English on Japanese train window showing reserved seating area with Japanese text and caution symbol.

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