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Myrna Tellingheusen is the name of the internet’s most loved grandma ever. Because the grey-haired lady has been making her 137.3K followers on Twitter chuckle every day since 2015. And she's nowhere near ready to stop.

Her satirical pearls, insightful wisdom bites, and humorous puns have been perfectly capturing the stereotypes old folk face on a daily basis. From “loving the sound of a good vacuum seal” to wishing she could “offer a refreshing slice of my delicious gelatin fruit loaf to all the firefighters,” Myrna is definitely one of the most likable, yet absurdly funny virtual personas out there.

"My story is long and fascinating. However, the short version of this story is I want to make social media fun," the grandma previously told Bored Panda, so the stage is yours, Myrna. Oh, and after you're done, don't forget to check out more of Myrna's wit on our part 1 and part 2.

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Tweet from hilarious internet grandma Myrna Tellingheusen humorously calling gender reveal parties IQ reveal parties.

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    Screenshot of a hilarious internet grandma tweet about wearing masks compared to loud golf pants in public.

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    Hilarious internet grandma tweet about landline phone being considered lame, posted by Myrna Tellingheusen.

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    Bored Panda reached out to the internet’s most loved grandma Myrna to find out how her life has been so far. Myrna said that after a rewarding career as an executive assistant at Hughes Aircraft company, she decided to bring her organizational skills to her neighborhood of Vaca Muerta Estates, a retirement community just north of San Diego, California. Today, Myrna is a chair at the First Presbyterian Church, “where she also serves as a member of the Handbell Choir.”

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    Some of her followers want to believe the old lady behind all the life advice is real, while others think she's nothing more than a fictional character. The truth remains largely a mystery, but it’s obvious that whoever the grandma is, it doesn’t make her internet presence any less real and funny.

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    Screenshot of a humorous tweet by internet grandma Myrna Tellingheusen about trying to be a better listener but people always being wrong.

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    Hilarious internet grandma Myrna Tellingheusen tweets a funny comparison about a broom and a leaf blower.

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    Hilarious internet grandma tweet about adding the US Postal Service to her prayer list, posted in 2020.

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    Myrna said that she receives her inspiration and strength from the Holy Bible. “You will find no greater book that gives purpose and meaning when life sometimes seems hopeless.”

    She also considers herself a student of life, since “through careful observation from my binoculars, I gauge what’s happening around my neighborhood, whether its potholes in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot, Doris throwing beer cans on my yard, or Carol substituting Cool Whip for heavy cream with Cool Whip.”

    The grandma is convinced that she knows all the answers to many of society’s problems, and she’d help everyone “if people would only heed my advice.”

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    Tweet from hilarious internet grandma Myrna Tellingheusen sharing a heartfelt message about loss and carrying torches.

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    Hilarious internet grandma tweet humor about being hospitable by helping visitors know when to leave.

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    Screenshot of a humorous tweet by internet grandma asking why there isn’t a virus that makes people smarter.

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    Myrna also confessed that she wishes she could tweet thousands of times a day, “but casseroles don't make themselves.”

    When it comes to building her viral Twitter account, Myrna said that it all started when her nephew Lyle “downshifted The Twitter onto my computer to distract me from writing tersely worded letters to our newspaper's editor.” As time passed, Myrna realized that she “no longer needs to be invited to dinner parties to rearrange people’s furniture.”

    “I can still provide my sage, no-nonsense advice to people who are clamoring for a sense of decorum in a stressful world.” But while grandma has a huge audience following her every tweet, she is sure to remain “true to myself in every sense of the word.”

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    Screenshot of a hilarious internet grandma tweet about finding a missing Pyrex lid during a virtual book club meeting.

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    Hilarious internet grandma tweeting a short message saying Dear Young People, No, with likes and timestamp visible.

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    Screenshot of a tweet by hilarious internet grandma reflecting humorously on fault and being wrong.

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    Screenshot of a tweet by hilarious internet grandma humorously reminding landline phones don’t get destroyed in washing machines.

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    Tweet from hilarious internet grandma Myrna Tellingheusen humorously suggesting people would be less angry with more butter on everything.

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    Tweet from a hilarious internet grandma known for witty and funny social media posts, expressing a humorous take on isolation.

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    Tweet from hilarious internet grandma joking about preferring gravy and mashed potatoes over yoga, posted in 2019.

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    Hilarious internet grandma tweet joking about "Friday drinking" happening on more days than just Friday.

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    Screenshot of a hilarious internet grandma tweet saying What is wrong with everyone who’s not me posted in 2020.

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    Tweet from hilarious internet grandma Myrna Tellingheusen about wearing a whistle to keep distance during the pandemic.

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    Screenshot of a tweet by hilarious internet grandma Myrna with a witty message about avoiding touching two faces.

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    Hilarious internet grandma tweet joking about cringe and including Doris in the "we’re all in this together" phrase.

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    Hilarious internet grandma with white hair and glasses pictured in two portraits wearing pink and purple outfits.

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    Hilarious internet grandma tweet about sitting in a chair reflecting on how people have wronged her.

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