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What is the truth and what is a lie, you think to yourself every time you see a headline. A goat married a boat after their owner got abducted by aliens? Sounds about right. Healthcare to become free for all? Yeah, this one can’t be true. 

One place has compiled some of the best news headlines that just make you wonder what kind of a floating rock in space we’re actually on. That place is the Twitter page fittingly called “Insane Internet Headlines.” Some are quite funny, while others seem bonkers beyond belief. Yet, they're always entertaining.

As always, upvote your favorites, leave some comments, and write your own crazy headline just to see what it’s like. And if by the end of this list you're craving a little more chaos, Bored Panda has you covered with a link to another article. Now let’s get into it! 

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Headlines are sometimes more important than what lies beneath them. In this era of short attention spans, everything and the kitchen sink fighting for 3 seconds of our time (this could make a great headline too, I bet), the short, sweet, and shocking bit of media is there to keep us informed of the happenings of the world. 

However, sometimes the information provided fails to compute with any sense of logic and sensibility, making us question whether anything is even real anymore. It does also make for a hilarious list as well (wink wink). The Twitter page “Insane Internet Headlines” is to thank for it! They seem to have been sharing quality content since August 2022, and we’re proud to showcase our favorites for you. 

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    “Clear, specific, and interesting” are some of the criteria for a quality headline, but did you notice something missing? How about the word truthful? Although clickbait has been severely criticized in recent years, there’s still heaps and bounds of it around. Why? Because it works! It may not seem all too ethical, but what is true in the broader sense of the word anyways…

    According to Simon W. Blackburn, Encyclopædia Britannica, truth, in metaphysics and the philosophy of language, is the property of sentences, assertions, beliefs, thoughts, or propositions that are said, in ordinary discourse, to agree with the facts or to state what is the case. Lots of words make my brain malfunction, so let’s try to simplify that into human language. 

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    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he survived! He saw the house on fire while out getting gas and immediately pulled up to help. His name is Nicholas Bostic. He guided the first four children out safely and when they told him a 6 year old was still in the house he went back into the fire and saved her.

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    Truth is the aim of belief; falsity is a fault. The classic suggestion comes from Aristotle (384–322 BCE): “To say of what is that it is, or of what is not that it is not, is true.” In other words, the world provides “what is” or “what is not,” and the truth corresponds to the facts that are so provided. In modern terms, that would refer to common sense, but as we all know, that right there is very much not common. 

    Many philosophers doubt whether an acceptable explanation of facts and correspondence can be given. Facts, as they point out, are strange entities, as they are very much dependent on what people see to be true. Thus, what tells people what to believe is not the world or facts but how they interpret the world or select and conceptualize the facts. That of course can be changed as any belief can be, making truth one flowy and unstable entity in its own right. 

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    Caro Caro
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha. "Kangaroo in France steals cheese and 3 bottles of wine, gets wasted, fights Caro Caro" :D

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    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat's photo would be titled "food thief of the month"

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    The problem of truth is in a way easy to state: what truths are, and what (if anything) makes them true. So maybe what needs to be established is the opposite side of the spectrum and what we consider to be untrue. But even that has no clear-cut answer, as there is no universally accepted definition of lying to others, according to the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy.

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    To lie—to make a believed-false statement to another person with the intention that the other person believes that statement to be true. There are at least four necessary conditions for lying, in this case. A statement has to be made; this statement has to be believed to be false by the person making it; a person to give the statement to; and, most importantly, the intention to make the receiver believe that the statement is true. 

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    Jing Yi Xu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A more fulfilling life than most humans would lead

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    So where do we end up when it comes to headlines, as they seem to delve into both truth and falsehood. Whether or not the creator of the headline was aiming to lie can only be figured out by reading through the provided material, which directly fulfills the headline’s purpose—to grab your attention and make you click. However, a lot of us simply don’t do that. 

    Researchers have found that 60% of posted links, including many that received comments and re-postings, had never, not once, been clicked on and opened. According to Roy Benaroch, people are sharing headlines and posting comments about them, but most of the time, they haven’t read the actual stories. That doesn’t bode well for our critical thinking skills or our ability to tell the truth from lies.

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    Critical thinking requires effort, sometimes more than we’re willing to give. We all live busy lives and, with the information overload, we can’t be expected to analyze and peer review everything we see. However, being aware of this, as well as the sensationalism that makes the world go round, will make us all the more better off when it comes to avoiding misinformation. 

    As you continue scrolling through this list, dear reader, I would like to encourage you to upvote your favorites, leave some comments, and tell us the most ridiculous headline you’ve ever seen or can come up with. Toodaloo ’til the next one! 

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    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell he really regrets it, it was his best friend at a time.

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    David Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That police statement is the best thing ever said/written in the history of history

    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y’all this is just Tuesday in Florida

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    catholic church been doin that s**t since 325 AD.

    Ralph Kretschmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, not very different from "an angel in the woods gave me golden holy text plates which I am not allowed to show you. - I look at you, Mormons.

    LeeBreezy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you heard of the All-American Prophet? The blonde-haired, blue-eyed voice of God He didn't come from the Middle East Like those other holy men No, God's favorite prophet was All-American

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    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they could teach it to ride 4 wheelers

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    Oais Wright
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long story short: They get those tickets from Jesus behind KFC, get offered a ride to another alien planet which is made entirely out of drugs and they need money so Stevie could get them there. Also they accepted cash, drugs and baby alligators as payment.

    Oliver
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *GASP* *WHEEZE* I CANT *DIES* *LAUGHS*

    ADHORTATOR
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incredible...but it's Florida

    Tiny Dancer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up." All the golden tickets in the world ain't getting you into Heaven now, buddy! What worries me are the 100 folks that bought those worthless tickets. They're going to want some answers.

    Just Curious
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew it was too good to be true: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/

    Kristie French
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they have a baby alligator?

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it Stevie! I told you to stop tricking these poor humans!

    Hawk4scythe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro the last line says and a baby alligator im dead

    peithecelt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was okay until the baby alligator, then I couldn't stop laughing..

    Dan Holden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a church does it it's perfectly normal but someone else does it and they're crazy

    Day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Religion is one hell of a drug.

    Phobrek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just impressed that they may have successfully sold over 100 tickets (if that $ was from ticket sales).

    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tickets to hell! Get your tickets to hell here!

    Saige
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cough*hesonacid*cough*

    BonaFIDE
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could believe they were on enough drugs to fill up an entire planet. (This is Florida, after all)

    Stephanie Rudrow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sent this to my neice and she texts back , "This mans was really going to snitch on Jesus 😭 he is NOT the man you want looking for you when he gets out! You can't even move because homeboy will be hiking across the Atlantic Ocean to track you down!! Talkin' bout "The only way outta The Bethlehem Bruisers is in a coffin. Also I know you been saying Hail Marys... keep my wife's name out of your mouth!!"

    Kati Donovan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they should have arrested the idiots that bought the tickets!

    j miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stevie pranks more gullible earthlings!

    Oliver
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they were high on something Idk what I don’t wanna know

    Mr. Cinder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a whole lot going on in that story. A whole lot. Florida man, please don't change.

    Tyler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whatever Tito is on, I'm staying far, far away

    Alex S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes a scam is so truly idiotic that anyone that falls for it is just paying the stupid tax.

    Gogubaci
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    drugs are bad kids, mkay...

    Atero
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is different from what church does how exactly? o0

    BoredPandaSucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh, every man behind a pulpit in church on Sunday is guilty of the same thing basically.

    Alexander Petrusa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would that be a scam? Can anybody prove that those tickets won't let you in?

    assdog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .....and a baby alligator. I didn't think the story could get any better!!!!!!

    EMRS
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up." I'm laughing like crazy right now.

    BenMaharaj
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think is true. The quote is just a little too perfect. Another source says this was in Zimbabwe, although it agrees that they were a couple named Tito and Amanda Watts selling tickets to heaven. https://egyptindependent.com/zimbabwean-clergyman-arrested-for-selling-tickets-to-heaven/ And scopes says both are made up https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/

    Astrius
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A BABY FRICKING ALLIGATOR.

    Shayne Randlett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the way to Heaven for a hundred bucks? Considering the price of gas these days, that sounds like a pretty good bargain.

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    Won't y'all feel foolish if you find out they worked?

    CJ Bovee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a new NFT for the former guy?

    Courtney Christelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they were on plenty of drugs already.

    Luna Crow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK which part of this is more insane, the couple selling the tickets, or that so many people bought it

    SydneyP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still waiting on my refund!

    Lisia Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and a baby alligator. Hmmm...

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not new but still funny. Who wore it better? Fraudsters selling or idiots buying?

    Devil'sAdvocate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is Tito Watts the pig guy who drank 18 wines? bc there's no other explanation

    Ericthedead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. They were caught with drug paraphernalia 10 grand and a baby alligator. F*****g Florida. Who the hell actually bought these from this couple? Love it. Planet of drugs would be nice place to visit but I don’t think I’d want to live there.

    Pirate narwhal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this before but it's still as funny as ever

    Sandra Llewelyn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This used to be done by the Catholic Church for real

    Best Behave
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t that normal religion MO?

    Chris Landrum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story has more than its share of "wtf's". Interesting that he sold 100 tickets

    Tam StaR
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woooooooooooahhhhhhhhhhhh. I had to stop and recuperate after reading each sentence. Just, woahhhh.

    Yoga Kitty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and a baby alligator. Sure, why not?

    Sarah Barker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard I nearly threw up.

    Dan St John
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More religious nuttery at its finest. Next thing you know, they will be railing against the LGBTQ communities and abortion.

    Jods
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The really sad thing? PEOPLE BOUGHT TICKETS! They deserve to lose their money for believing such nonsense.

    Cuppa tea?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness, who would really buy them?

    Daniel Marsh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So really, the suckers thought they were buying solid gold. The seller just wanted to defame Christianity by making it about tickets to Heaven. But read the last line: they confiscated cash, drug paraphinalia, and a baby alligator.

    KDS
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot to unpack here I don’t know where to start.

    Phil Amylon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, sounds like a sincerely held religious belief to me.

    Shannon Hawks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you are dumb enough to buy a heaven ticket on the street, WELL, everyone knows there at ticket master

    Rougarou Cher
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is the only article I've read what included "a baby alligator" being one of the illegal things police found during an arrest/investigation. Why?

    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warrant for Repeat Offenses: Jesus

    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people who bought the tickets should be arrested, too, then.

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with selling imaginary tickets to the imaginary realm of their customers' imaginary friend in the sky.

    CalamityOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby alligator's name: Jesus

    Hugh Cookson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the police confiscated Drug paraphernalia, cash and a BABY ALLIGATOR !!! I also think this a splendid scam which I might try when I get bored ..... just to see if anyone buys ... (oh, and make the small print, very, very small ....)

    Kenneth McCartney
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read this same article on another BP post.

    Arthur Waite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I was thinking that "You Can't Take It With You". guess I was wrong.

    Susan Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up”. You know, Jesus died for your sins…

    Ruby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t forget the baby alligator

    Henry Russell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my favorite quotes include ""jesus who gave them to me behind a KFC."" "" we just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs" "police said they confiscated over 10000$ in cash, drug paraphernallia and a baby alligator" and last but not least " i met an alien named stevie who said if i got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that is made entirely of drugs

    pennyroyal
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This the best piece of satire ever written. The details, the “quotes”, genius. Pure.

    JL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only part I believe is that his alien buddy's planet is made entirely of drugs.

    Haaaapppyyyyy!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm... baby alligator. Makes total sense.

    Šimon Špaček
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Selling tickets for heaven is bad idea. Long time ago pope tried that in Europe and it ended in Husittes wars. Those guys took down three crusades!

    Andi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now i'm scared -- who bought them?

    Trillian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they should lock up the buyers as well or at least assign them chaperones.

    JLS
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do like that the alien is named Stevie

    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the name of the planet Euphoria?

    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure why they were arrested. If people want what they're selling, then let them sell it.

    Rostit .
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this. I can't fault them. Political parties basically do the same thing.

    Elio
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps a not guilty by reason of insanity plea is the best course of action.

    STress
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, that's what Mark Knopfler is singing about! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1k8B-qw040

    Fabian Bernard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another made pay a fee on the highway to Hell

    Edda Kamphues
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Tito reserved a golden ticket for the baby alligator.

    hcaballero57
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean to tell me, it's that easy to get into heaven just by buying a ticket.

    Ian Milne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the alligator is doing well

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not much different to what Jerry Falwell and his ilk do.

    Izzy Curer
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it actually illegal to sell them, though?

    Ange Marsden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fraud bc they're fake - unless Jesus from behind KFC can attend the trial ...

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    Let’s Go Brandon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that’s still a crime. What a mess..

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....what? Is this some lifehack I can try too?

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    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fact Check: Teen Did NOT Sleep With His Bullies' Mothers To 'Assert Dominance': https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2021/05/fact-check-teen-did-not-sleep-with-his-bullies-mothers-to-assert-dominance.html

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    Jing Yi Xu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you realise goats aren't even meant to be hunted...

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    Ruby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if you add them together?

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    Minnie Not Mouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine explaining this to the feds "Sir, it was'nt a pistol I swear! You can see for yourself!"

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    Oais Wright
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there some article explaining what was happening to her during these 51 year? Would be interesting to read.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm what could the censored word possibly be i will never know! /j

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    eeeeeeeee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the laws on incest were to prevent deformities in offspring - Is this still wrong if there's no chance of having kids?

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    AVGucky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But calling the poor penguin a "monster" for enjoying to eat is body shaming 😢 And maybe Pingu is just sort of introvert and will walk again when hungry! 😉

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don’t really know what to say…

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad, there would have been room for Jack on that one.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we will continue this fight in hell

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His brave sacrifice taught us that the limit is 412.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I tried to ap her adm to get her to stop, but she misread the signals. Then it all went black" wow just wow

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    Undercover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sometimes I sit in the bath and look at my PENIS, and I think to myself, "Is this a boy penis or a girl penis?" " You've almost got it, Sam, keep thinking...! 🙊

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he let them all order lobster and fled afterwards through the bathroom window 😂

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look so much like each other!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have written "How to murder your husband and get away with it".

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I have actually heard people use the term "blow up a bathroom" in a non-bomb context.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe start with the issue. You know, the easy access to guns?

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    Naesil 🇫🇮
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His personal low, and there were still bus load of women waiting. Sad day :(

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel sure he could have bought one closer to home

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it that easy? I am an English teacher, should I also try my hand at dealing drugs?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight…

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me she wore the Po suit; Just please tell me she wore the Po suit!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who thought rejection was not painful enough for the guy and posted it online?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's insured. Employees in America are taught not to hinder thieves, and some convenience store clerks have been fired for trying to play the hero, as it could have led to death (and lawsuits, which, let's face it, is what corporate America is really worrying about).

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But was it a Whopper, or just a small fry? Inquiring minds

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    Naesil 🇫🇮
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I did vape years ago (to stop smoking) it probably was more expensive for me than smoking, because it kinda turned to a hobby for a long time, constantly buying new and better equipment. Sadly our government decided in their wisdom that it is so bad that they need to raise the prices of just the liquids to such a levels that its not feasible anymore and ordering nicotine abroad is substance violation which is illegal so no point risking it. Pretty much killed the whole industry here, some cities might have shop here or there but its really rare.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    preettttttty sure if you put enough poison in your vag to kill another person you'd die too..

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't...though can I get paid to pretend I'm a cat instead?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats weird about this? It seems interesting, not just for men!

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    Tinu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys don't know her much, she makes sarcastic comments/jokes all the time. She was joking here, you can see her tiktok account.😆

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So bizarre how USians treat genital mutilation as a totally normal thing.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Queued and queen have a different color and font than the rest. I call photoshopped on this one.

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