50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

flower petal, it sounds like this person is full of their Bible, but equally full of something else. (This is a euphemism for a word BP doesn't like, but it's an anagram of 'hits'.)

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Don’t forget, the second b is silent.

They should spend more time reading it, and less time thumping it. The Old Testament barely has anything to say about LGBQT+ and Jesus himself never mentions it at all. If it was such a big deal, why does God Itself not seem to care?

Funny how the Bible says not to be nationalistic, remain politically neutral and put love of God and neighbour above everything else (essentially). They skipped those parts in Sunday school clearly

I guarantee you they have never, ever actually read the bible.

Years ago, I asked my grandmother why she never finished high school. She said the Bible was the only textbook she needed. I couldn’t help myself. I asked her to convert the measurements of Noah’s Ark into imperial units. She called me an f***ing moron because imperial units isn’t real math.

Honestly, not even that.

Sounds like they're quite full of something else! 😆

Well, we can think about the "much else" and it tends to be brown and stink.

Well being full of the bible and full of s**t are the same thing...

Well, lots of hot air.

Bible, bible, bible is all whats running in their heads

I agree and I'm not even American. The whole bash the USA stuff is getting old BP.

And in my head I see Chandler 😄

I was agreeing with you right up until you said the UK was a two-party system. It Isn't, we currently have Members of Parliament from; The Conservatives, Labour, Liberal Democrats, Reform, The Green Party, the Scottish National Party, Sinn Fein, Social and Democratic Labour Party, Plaid Cymru, the Democratic Unionist Party, Alba Party, Alliance Party, the Workers Party of Britain and we have 18 Members of Parliament who are independent and not members of any political party.

BeCaUsE eVErYtHiNg ShOuLd Be In AmErIcAn /s

わかりません。

To be fair: it‘s more difficult for Americans, because most other countries learn English at school, so things in „American“ are easy for outsiders. English is the dominant language on the internet at least. But on the other hand, even if Americans learn a second language (which is most likely to be Spanish), what about all the other languages? Europeans for example are used to the need of translation, Americans aren‘t. By the way: I know Spanish in Spain is different from Spanish in Mexico (it is, isn‘t it?). So, do you call it Mexican or Mexican Spanish then sometimes? Is it ok to call it that?

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Americans don’t understand.

Because screenshots are more difficult to translate than straight text?

Education is spotty in the US it depends on what street you live on (I'm quite serious)

They absolutely do, it's just a matter of if someone pays attention/cares. I'm a small town in NY, think a red/conservative town in the blue/liberal state, where you can throw a rock and hit a cow in any direction, and even here in our c**p school we learned it. I'm sure several of my classmates would now tell you we did not. (I'm late thirties now.)

Why they didn't teach us with crocodiles? So much more fun and descriptive. (although we learned just fine with our boring ways too)

I am 45 yrs old and I STILL think about the crocodile when I've doing greater/less. Greedy, greedy crocodile!

I'm taught this!

That's still how I remember how it works!!!! Shout out to Peggy York at Louisiana primary School Louisiana MO

I've never heard it explained like that. Makes it so much easier. Thank you.

Oh yes, we teach it; it's the learning part that doesn't always occur.

It's actually an alligator

Big Blockzilla likes bigger numbers! (Sorry, I've been watching a lot of Numberblocks with my son)

Nom nom nom.

It's an alligator. Yeehaw.

Or Pacman wants the bigger number.

they do the dude read it wrong

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They do, but you'd be surprised at the willful ignorance in the American education system. Strike that, probably not a surprise at all

I was taught it was a funnel.

Still have to do that with my hands and mentally picture the crocodile eating the other number xD

They teach it. These idiots didn't retain it.

They do teach it. It depends if the person pays attention in class, a lot don't.

Clearly a trolll

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They do. Most people just don’t care to learn anything while in school or they just too dumb to comprehend. It’s an epidemic of stupidity over here

Even in the US, it's taught in lower elementary school grades.

They’re apparently not teaching English, as we have an unbelievable number of people using reflexive pronouns in place of personal pronouns (“Give myself a call when you’re done”), so it makes sense they’re not teaching math, either. (Just had a thought: with pronouns being all the rage these days, why AREN’T they being taught? 🤔.) Now you’Ve got me wondering what the hell they ARE teaching!