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C-Section Comics have been around for 11 years and have probably ironically touched any subject you can think of, from serious social issues to political satire or geeky pop culture strips. Some of C-Section Comics are lighthearted and harmless while others have darker undertones and a pinch of sarcasm.

The artist behind these humorous comics, Idan Schneider, who shared his cartoons with us for the first time here almost two years ago, talked about his art to Bored Panda:

"I've been drawing ever since I remember myself. I published a few webcomics in the past, but C-Section Comics is my longest-running webcomic, I've been drawing it for 11 years now. It has no consistent theme, I just draw random silly thoughts and jokes that come into my head. Some recurring topics include dark humor, technology, geek humor, existentialism, office humor, programming (I'm a programmer, by the way), politics, social issues, god, religion, relationships, the bible, nihilism, and TV/movies."

The artist said he slowed down a bit with drawing comics since COVID-19 started because he had to rearrange life's priorities, but he assured us that he will be coming back to drawing full-speed now, so this is the perfect time to follow Schneider's work!

More info: Instagram | Facebook | twitter.com | csectioncomics.com

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Jackson Floof
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hermione, we're in the middle of potions. Harry gave me a reason, I need one from you to!

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Kiki
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lee Jordan:And the frog wins?

BlockDog02
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of the scene in the 1st book when Malfoy tried to laugh at Harry saying he should be replaced with a big-mouthed bullfrog xD (When Harry caught the snitch in his mouth)

DancingPig
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really wasn't expecting this! It's hilarious :D

Yort
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Harry has no trousers on??

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Idan Schneider took us back to when the webcomic started and how its name came about.

"I knew I wanted to draw random comics, and I was thinking about the cartoon section in the paper. It has comics, caricatures, and cartoons, all starting with 'C,' so I went with C-Section. The 'csection dot com' domain was obviously taken so I settled for C-Section Comics (So yeah, one 'C' is redundant there)."

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    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tin man is heartless because he doesnt have a heart so what about heartless people irl

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Background music "SMALL, SMALL WORLD.

    Melinda Wilson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else think Tin Man looks like Bob Hope, especially in the last one? I think of the weirdest things.....

    Shadow4523
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHHA, I LAUGHED SO HARD ON THIS ONE

    Dahamada Jamawas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well technically it is a lesson about people not thinking things through, causing problems for others and blaming another.

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    Pansexual-Pancake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I sing this I say "COME HERE RIGHT NOW RAIN"

    Daria B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POOOOOOOOOUR YOUR MISERY DOOOOOOWN.... poooooooour your misery down on me ♬♪

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    Mintchinchilla
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love rain it makes air smell nice <3

    Gabriel Gomez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rain rain, i want you to stay. come here each and every day! <3

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    We asked Idan Schneider about his drawing style, which is unique for the fact that he is not afraid to change up things and try something new.

    "My earliest influences as a child were Mad Magazine and European comics such as Asterix the Gaul. They influenced me both in terms of drawing style and humor style. Over the years, I got to develop my own style, but developing 'your own style' is something that happens slowly, gradually. Even today, I like to experiment and try to do new things with my comics. So sometimes I'll draw in black and white, and sometimes in color. Sometimes I'll have more realistic characters and sometimes simplistic drawings. Sometimes I'll have a single panel, and sometimes long form. It all depends on what I feel is right for each particular bit."

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    James T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry Sir, your free trial is over.

    Sam
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how this man thinks that we're all straight Screen-Sho...8bdfbf.png Screen-Shot-2021-04-06-at-120440-PM-606c86b8bdfbf.png

    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No nose? No mouth? No way to savor coffee?! Some life.

    Bongo Cat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...the Grim Reaper's not wrong

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    Aroace tiger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She did the spell to save her from herself.

    Zena Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's today's society for you.

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignoring life while you just talk about it.

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    Schneider has been drawing comics for over a decade now and has hundreds of strips in the archives on his website, so we wondered how what keeps him inspired and motivated:

    "As I mature and change, so does my content. My biggest motivation is knowing that I'm doing what I love to do. I draw first and foremost for myself. But as mentioned earlier, I naturally enjoy sharing my random thoughts with others."

    A big part of what keeps C-Section Comics relevant and entertaining is the variety of topics you can find there. When asked what would he choose if he could only draw comics on one topic for the rest of his life, he said: "I could never do such a thing. Having to pick one topic would drive me insane."

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    Shmoopaloop
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The return of tricky tony

    Why?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a piece of s**t!

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    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true it left a hand print on my face.

    Deniz Vitvitskiji
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Future me can dodge them aswell. I already evaded my taxes, and so can he.

    James T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was going to be some sort of among us thing...

    Shadow4523
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeasssssssssss, i can relate so much

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    "Dark humor is my own personal taste. It tests boundaries, it can make people think about things a bit differently, it can leave a mark. It's a combination of sweet and bitter, just like life," Schneider explained why he went with dark humor for his comics.

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    He says he is privileged to be able to create and share his art with a wide audience.

    "Being a web cartoonist, I have the privilege that was, until 20 plus years ago, reserved only for syndicated cartoonists. My cartoons can be read by millions of people around the world. I get much joy from that."

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    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is 75% Tony but pretty cool 😏

    PuRPleDrAgON1
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA Screw U TSA I'm flipping 75% liquid!

    RoseTheMad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tony, ya might wanna get that severe dehydration sorted out.

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    Sylvie Olson Meier
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why only make the president a woman now? Really? Just put an old white man in to make it most realistic.💚

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That ... checks out. All true

    Serene Trabeek
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love how the president is a woman

    Shmoopaloop
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this, we might as well let the aliens take over since those in charge can't handle covid. The aliens that can go through multiple galaxies quickly and travel here will likely be able to cure covid.

    Deborah Towns
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wheres their masks and why are they not standing 6 ft apart???

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    We asked the artist what is the most challenging and the most rewarding part of creating comics, having in mind he has years of experience in his pocket.

    "Using cartoons, I get to grab the attention of my readers, even if it's for a few seconds at a time. I can make them think about an issue I put in the spotlight, or sometimes just share with them a silly thought that I had. That is the most fulfilling part. The main challenge is translating an idea or a thought that you have in your head and putting it on paper—it's harder than it seems."

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    Ginny Weasley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thats when God knew... He f****d up.

    Daria B
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you always need to backup your data ♡

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO Bad doggo, probably secretly working for Satan

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't blame everything that's bad on God. Give credit where credit is due Evil hurts and kills , God helps you get through it.

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    Indra Servo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird genie, he should just transferred him into the another world where he never born so no paradox

    Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or sent him back in time to when his mom was still pregnant with him . . . 🤨

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    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working, not wishes will get you there.

    Dahamada Jamawas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well and the moral is: Insignificance matters!

    Sheepeggs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like my records been broke

    Ednineson Vertus
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wish to be more significant you dummy

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    Despite the challenges, drawing comics can bring a lot of joy. Schneider recollected one of the proudest moments of his career as a comic artist:

    "Ten years ago, one of my comics went insanely viral. It appeared on TechCrunch, CNET, HuffPost. A CEO of a very large tech company sent it to his employees in an internal e-mail (I know because a friend who worked there told me so). It was shared everywhere. My website crashed from the flux of visitors. I've had many comics go viral since then, but not on that kind of scale."

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    Yort
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah if everyone would just get over being selfish little dips and seriously lockdown for two weeks then we could go back to normal.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE is the one who violated social distancing.

    Paul Budhram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So you pulled my hair and I have to pay a fine?!"-- Rapunzel

    RiaDeCatterpillar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wrong! Health inspectors have been going to struggling businesses and asking for things the businesses aren't allowed to do, and then when the desperate owners say yes, they get HUGE fines.

    Bubbles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 am the usual morning line up, start on the chores and sweep til' the floors all clean polish and wax and shine up, sweep again and by then it like 7 15, so ill read a book or maybe two or three ill add a few new paintings to my gallery

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The harder thing would be to find a flattering angle...

    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every angle is an unflattering angle.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What unflattering angle? That is what he looks like at all angles

    tail_bite
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh. i thought there was a gun hidden in the camera

    Gabriel Gomez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trump is a fat, f*****g cheat. glad Tricky Tony shares my opinion

    RoseTheMad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was illegal to shoot a film/photo of the president at an unflattering angle, there would be no legal photos of trump

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    Lastly, Schneider shared his piece of advice with upcoming artists who are considering sharing their work:

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    "Have lots of patience. Your first comics will most likely suck, but it's a phase you have to go through. Have thick skin. Enjoy what you're doing. Be prepared for a lot of hard work, but be certain that a lot of satisfaction will come with it."

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    Dark Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Elaine missed the joke...

    Albert Chen
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    4 years ago

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    You are a pervert

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago

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    Don't be ungrateful you dummy.

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    Zena Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liking this one. (I live on the UK so it's fine by me)

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    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't know... could be god. he get Mary pregnant

    PuRPleDrAgON1
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea Adam don't stupid ur like the only human being alive remember??

    haha laser go brrr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm missing the joke, can someone explain?

    Thomas Afonso
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She couldn't have slept with anyone else because they are the only humans on the planet. (Adam and Eve)

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    JennyBee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikr he must be the evil einstein or something

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    DancingPig
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought about it that way

    Jessica
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so the worry wart on winning the lottery thank goodness I do not play

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start with a scratchoff and like a vacination you'll become amune to the warts.

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    Suki K
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are the girl's organs??

    Ryan Bitzer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy looks like a cartoon version of Jim Carrey. At least a little bit.

    A Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get used to shunning the blood suckers. :D

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    4 years ago

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    Mishka Katira
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but he's in hufflepuff, see the yellow part of his clothes?

    Dobby The House Elf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they'll have to make a whole new house for Kyles and Karens.

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing a hat for too long will make you bald.

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    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes sugar sugar a 💩load of sugar

    danielw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, it's coke (leaf extract.). cocoa cola is the largest importer of cocaine leaves.

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lower education when higher education fails to work.

    Indra Servo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a secret, no one can replicate coke's "natural flavoring" because coke is the only one who can legally imported coca leaves internationally

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have never run a marathon at all, technically, you won every one in which you participated.

    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well he wins all the marathons he participates in is because he never shared in one

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't like lies or vacuous truth. Pople who tell them end up being the only person there when they' re alone.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when they leave, they are not here anymore.

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    Why?
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If everything he says is a lie, is he lying?

    J. F.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't lie, it just depends on the correlation - Like " I won every chess game I ever played" (The only one I ever played in my life against a 12 year old). As example

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    SparklePony94
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius! Of course, the joke is that he's a genius, but I have deemed that irrelevant.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u r my hero tony lololol

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish he had stayed in Hawaii, no second thought , wouldn't wish that on anyone.

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    idraax poission
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on you, it's still an Oscar worthy scene

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scary. Makes you think. Take a good look at what is going on and stop the violence going both ways.

    Layla Blank
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they criminal would have the accent tbh..

    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. The 80's; frizzy hair for women and leisure suits for men. And oh, god! Disco!!!!

    alf the dumy
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    4 years ago

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    :)*jokes on you im mintuy retardid and hav adies and hiv

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    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no.words Lol but still got it

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She got over Unhip Uncool Steve (I assume that's what he's called) pretty fast

    PuRPleDrAgON1
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kinda reminds me of Family Matter w/ Steve and Stefan

    DogPerson7
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, gosh, I feel like such a bad person for laughing histerically at this.

    Lorelei
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only hip replacements worked that way

    Elizabeth Young
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    4 years ago

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    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo do not do that

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    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WORDS ARE LOUDER THAN SWORDS

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it works in a more pokémon way : piplup is stronger than chimchar, chimpchar is stronger than turtwig, turtwig is stronger than piplup.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The combination of the two sayings means sticks and stones are more powerful and mightier than swords (and that words are between them - less powerful than sticks and stones and more powerful than swords). Logic

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    SparklePony94
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, logic. So smart, yet so dumb.

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    PuRPleDrAgON1
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I bet people who read this comic never thought of that before..... oh jesus

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now it also gave new ideas to some dads

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    alf the dumy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats what ill saye to my kids boyfrends one day

    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did u do it your gonna lose him

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    ima ask my law yer to do that at my next case

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    Indra Servo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until army of crazed vegans stormed the capitol

    Wilhelm Chile
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So from left to right: liberty, pursuit of happiness, and life. I choose bacon.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Freedom ! -Non-murdered babies ! -Food !"

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretend you don't know and it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

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    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bosses never make you the rhm

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    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In panel 3, it would be, "but I might tell you TO whom you should talk." Ending a sentence with a preposition? Naughty, naughty!

    Chris Dee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Language is organic and evolves dude. Grammar Nazis are fixated on on outdated rules written by people who have self proclaimed athority over the language.

    Josh Cody
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What item is gluten-free: Water

    Izzy Nya~~~
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I'm sending this to my teacher

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    Shmoopaloop
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rise of Tricky Tony (BTW if you haven't noticed I've been putting Tricky Tony into star wars titles, perks to you if you find them all)

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He couldn't tell the truth if his life depended on it.

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    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A storm is a storm no matter where you are, just who you're with.

    Shmoopaloop
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had us in the first half I'm not gonna lie

    Sheepeggs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh now I have an excuse for staying in my basement!

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    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait a minute is this published on twitter 😏 . . . i just checked its on instagram phew

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    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    save trees save lives #TeamTrees

    Aroace tiger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tp is on on the wrong... way... round!

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are washable? Why use paper when you have water?

    Dahamada Jamawas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's somehow unrealistic. If there is a single lumberjack lumbering lumber with an axe, it is pretty sure not used for industrial made toilet paper. 99% sure the tree is gonna be burned.

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    DancingPig
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah... So that's how Goliath was killed

    Why?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all, was it the chicken or the egg?

    SparklePony94
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The proper answer is the egg, which you can see from two logical standpoints: 1. Dinosaurs laid eggs. 2. The chicken was created when two chicken-like creatures (Red junglefowl, to be specific) mated, and BAM! Chicken.

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    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like telling children made up stories about a dove being the first out of the ark when in truth it was a raven.

    Nixxy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salmonella....from an egg?

    Indra Servo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring poisonous gun-equivalent into sword fight, no one call you a coward if they all died

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now the story of David and Goliath finally makes sense

    Dalton Dickerhoof
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, but wasn’t it a rock? He had five smooth stones.

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    RoseTheMad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yellow could also just be "2020"

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the drawing, disagree with the concept.

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    BlackLabOwner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Jesus one was wrong part one is true he didn't really but he did have Mary and Mary Madeline following him with his apostles and his apostles were from were he went and God is neither male nor female.

    alf the dumy
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    shut up dude i dont balev in jesus

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    Ariah Sharp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was incredibly offensive. I am a christian, and i hate how people just assume things about other people's religion. (and the other things in this post were not personally offensive, just jesus, who saved thousands of people and died for us, being insulted) .This is not okay. i understand the first ammendment, but this was extremly offensive. you are basically insulting my religion. I just needed to put that out there.

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok the Jesus and Hannibal one are unfair. 1. Jesus lived in the Middle East in a time where people didn't travel much. Also, the first person to notice his tomb was empty, was his disciple, Mary Magdala (prolly spelled it wrong.) and he also said to treat others fairly and things like that, automatically discluding slavery. 2. Hannibal was a WAR GENERAL in Cartihedge, which is around present day Tunisia. People FOUGHT with elephants. (can't spell that either ugh.)

    Ariah Sharp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i completly agree that the jesus one was very unfair and untrue.

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    wild_mushrooms
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    4 years ago

    What was said about Jesus is incredibly untrue.

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus came to free slaves and His father gave his own son to save us all.

    DancingPig
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait I don't know about the others, but the one for Jesus isn't true

    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of historical figures that would have a lot to answer for.

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    Lorelai Purvis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well there's a species of jellyfish that CAN live forever so...

    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hydras also live forever, as long as they are not eaten

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    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he imagines what will happen if he lasted for ever

    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take great comfort in impermanence.

    Dark Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cat stared at me that way after my neighbour opened a window lol

    Shadow4523
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how i feel whe lost in thought about this kinda of stuff

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    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes but its a legendary lightning mjolnir not a hammer

    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Jimmy isn't worthy 😐

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait for the right one instead of trying to buld one from scratch.

    hi myself
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew that it was going to be this before I even scrolled down to this part.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't try to turn a fly swatter into a hammer. Look elsewhere and let the man live in peace.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't expect a fly swatter to turn into a hammer, find what you want not what you wish he would be and leave him alone.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you only pick people based on their skills instead of their race and gender, you are a far-right biggot.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Current zeitgeist precisely displayed

    Anne Trotter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. It's just a coincidence that all the most qualified people for jobs are wealthy white boys who went to school together and whose dads know each other from way back. We mustn't lose sight of how important these critical tasks are and put any unqualified people in place (and by unqualified I mean black women, of course, those token folks added in by quota. It's not bias! They just don't don't have the *background* or *experience* with the sort of critical issues that the wealthy white boys have.) (And we mustn't let them get experience either because then a black woman might actually be a better choice for a leadership position than a white man and that will spell the end of life as we know it.)

    Michael Pendergast IV
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how actual racism has turned into a positive by simply calling diversity.

    Jeremy K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another joke where racism is required for there to be humor. What a disappointment.

    BlahBlahBlackSheepah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Riggghtt just a coincidence its all old white men again. Sure jan

    Charles Bosse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird because I can think of hundreds of white guys who are under qualified for their job or who have entirely unearned fortunes and literally no PoC who are or do.

    Cosmotron LeGrand
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy, even out the playing field,, and you boys start to quake in your boots.. Affirmative action does not mean " hiring people based on race". It means if 2 applicants are both equally qualified, we give an opportunity to someone who comes from a historically unrepresented group..it means this time, the white guy is not the automatic shoo-in.

    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is today. who cares about their qualification? right?

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    Bill Cipher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i saw todo i immediatly thought of todoroki idk why tho

    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this.

    DATBOIJORDAN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Placing a command block in minecraft be like...

    Dahamada Jamawas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it is not expected that the world or the people on it should return something...

    Kirbi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was gonna spell out Todoroki! I'm like " bruh "

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    Vanessa Nunez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wanna know how he even got that job.

    Eric
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did Jeff even become the Director of NASA?

    Tabby Dowling
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I adore NASA, but funny fact: One of the fathers of NASA was a Nazi that was given a pardon. 👍🏻

    real._.izuku
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    why does he look like Trump?

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    Janoel Murrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this story in the bible was a test of Abraham's faith but he did not need to kill his son because God stopped him

    Kirbi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned about this in Social Studies and I think they actually ended up sacrificing a goat? But idk

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did sacrifice a goat or lamb. My question is they teach you this in Social Studies? My school doesn't talk about God or anything unless it has something to do with history.

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    BiLal Asif
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For everyone not liking this let me paint a complete picture Ibrahim didn't kill his son Ismail instead it was a lamb

    Rw Mc3nzi3
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most Muslims still believed it was Isaac up until the 1900's. It was only in modern times that it switched to Ishmael.

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    Chich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For an omnipotent being god certainly has some insecurity issues

    Janoel Murrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is not insecurity he was testing Abraham's faith he wanted to see if Abraham trusted him

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    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's about the truth! ABOUT? NO It's so true it's scary.

    bi panda
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    4 years ago

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