Ever heard the saying "if you want a job doing well then you better do it yourself?" Well, the wives of these husbands clearly haven't, because if they had they wouldn't have asked their significant others to do any of the things that you can see in the pictures below. Compiled by Bored Panda, this list showcases the best of husband comedy and the worst of husband ineptitude. Although we're pretty sure that most of these things were done on purpose. At least, we HOPE they were done on purpose, because if they weren't then the future of mankind looks even grimmer than expected.

Do you have a husband who specializes in failing? Are you yourself a husband who can't get anything right? Then add your pictures to the list below and don't forget to comment!

#1

I Asked My Husband To Make A Shopping List

I Asked My Husband To Make A Shopping List

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#2

Came Home To This Last Night

Came Home To This Last Night

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Pi
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would love it if someone did this at my house!

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#3

Walked On My Husband Walking The Cat Across The Ceiling While Singing "Spider Cat, Spider Cat Does Whatever A Spider Cat Does"

Walked On My Husband Walking The Cat Across The Ceiling While Singing "Spider Cat, Spider Cat Does Whatever A Spider Cat Does"

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#4

Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home

Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home

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Marjan van Oostrum
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one reminds me of one late afternoon, a long time ago, when I was around 13 years old and my mother went for work in the evening. She specifically asked me - her youngest and only daughter - and not my dad nor my two older brothers, to put the laundry (which was bedding) from the washing machine (when finished) into the dryer. And so I did. Wondering why she had not asked me to start the dryer as well... Late that night she came home, tired from working, ran up to the dryer and allmost exploded. Leaving me genuinely surprised....

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#5

My Friends Wife Let Him Name Their New Puppy

My Friends Wife Let Him Name Their New Puppy

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#6

I Left My Husband Alone With The Baby For One Hour And Came Back To This

I Left My Husband Alone With The Baby For One Hour And Came Back To This

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#7

So I Asked My Husband To Buy 6 Potatoes

So I Asked My Husband To Buy 6 Potatoes

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#8

My Husband Slid This Note Under The Bathroom Door. I Married Him For Good Reasons

My Husband Slid This Note Under The Bathroom Door. I Married Him For Good Reasons

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#9

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

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#10

Bedroom Is Really Sunny In The Morning. Found Husband Sleeping Like This

Bedroom Is Really Sunny In The Morning. Found Husband Sleeping Like This

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#11

My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

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#12

What Happens When I Send My Husband To The Store And There's An Ice Cream Sale

What Happens When I Send My Husband To The Store And There's An Ice Cream Sale

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Daria B
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then they say it's us women the ones to spend too much....

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#13

Wife Bought A Label Maker To Help Get Organized With Our New Daughter. I'm Already Finding It Helpful

Wife Bought A Label Maker To Help Get Organized With Our New Daughter. I'm Already Finding It Helpful

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#14

Once Upon A Time, I Sent My Daughter And My Husband Off To Buy Her Some Nice New Clothes

Once Upon A Time, I Sent My Daughter And My Husband Off To Buy Her Some Nice New Clothes

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#15

When You Ask Your Husband To Pack Your Lunch

When You Ask Your Husband To Pack Your Lunch

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Cassandra Lee
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cock n' Balls. I noticed it right away, but then again I have dirty mind, so that helps.

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#16

Asked My Husband To Do A Lattice Over The Apple Pie I'm Making. This Is What He Came Back With

Asked My Husband To Do A Lattice Over The Apple Pie I'm Making. This Is What He Came Back With

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#17

Asked My Husband To Watch The Baby

Asked My Husband To Watch The Baby

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#18

I Asked My Husband If He Could Pack My Lunch This Morning. I Told Him To Surprise Me. This Will Be Lovely With My 2:00 Coffee

I Asked My Husband If He Could Pack My Lunch This Morning. I Told Him To Surprise Me. This Will Be Lovely With My 2:00 Coffee

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#19

So My Friend Asked Her Husband To Wrap At Least One Shirt, This Is What She Got

So My Friend Asked Her Husband To Wrap At Least One Shirt, This Is What She Got

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#21

I Leave My Husband With The Baby For Ten Minutes

I Leave My Husband With The Baby For Ten Minutes

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#22

My Friend Convinced Her Husband To Go To Wine And Palette With Her

My Friend Convinced Her Husband To Go To Wine And Palette With Her

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criminalgirl
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

nananananananananananananananananananananaananaaaa batmaaan

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#23

My Wife Told Me To Play With Our Puppy More

My Wife Told Me To Play With Our Puppy More

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#24

My Husband Turned Lambies Head Around. He Thinks He's So Funny

My Husband Turned Lambies Head Around. He Thinks He's So Funny

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#25

My Husband May Have Gone Too Far In Dressing Our Son Like An Old Man For School Today

My Husband May Have Gone Too Far In Dressing Our Son Like An Old Man For School Today

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#26

Why Husbands Should Not Be Left In Charge Of Elves On Shelves

Why Husbands Should Not Be Left In Charge Of Elves On Shelves

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#27

I'm 3 Months Pregnant With Our First Child, And Today My Husband Bought This Book "To Get Some Tips"

I'm 3 Months Pregnant With Our First Child, And Today My Husband Bought This Book "To Get Some Tips"

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Daria B
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Prepare for a future of "dad jokes".

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#28

What My Husband Left In The Fridge For Me This Morning

What My Husband Left In The Fridge For Me This Morning

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#29

Asked My Husband To (Hand) Whip Some Heavy Cream. Hear Strange Noises And Walk In On This

Asked My Husband To (Hand) Whip Some Heavy Cream. Hear Strange Noises And Walk In On This

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#30

I Might Have To Kill My Husband

I Might Have To Kill My Husband

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#31

My Wife Asked Me To Peel Half Of The Potatoes And Put Them In The Pot. Mission Accomplished I'd Say

My Wife Asked Me To Peel Half Of The Potatoes And Put Them In The Pot. Mission Accomplished I'd Say

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#32

Caught My Husband Red Handed. Thought He Was Working Out

Caught My Husband Red Handed. Thought He Was Working Out

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#33

My Dad Didn't Bother Reading The Card Before He Bought It

My Dad Didn't Bother Reading The Card Before He Bought It

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Daria B
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still find it sweet, though. Immagine the symbolic meaning of a strong and proud, and even good looking, black woman. I think it's a compliment regardless of race. I think many caucasian women would feel very flattered to hear they're like, say, Beyonce.

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#34

Asked My Husband To Do Laundry

Asked My Husband To Do Laundry

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#35

Our Daughter Really Wanted To Touch The Water But Couldn't Reach By Herself And This Was My Husband's Solution. Her Face Says It All

Our Daughter Really Wanted To Touch The Water But Couldn't Reach By Herself And This Was My Husband's Solution. Her Face Says It All

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#36

So Husband Reorganized Our Bookshelf

So Husband Reorganized Our Bookshelf

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#37

My Husband Decided To Give Our Dog A Haircut

My Husband Decided To Give Our Dog A Haircut

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#38

My Attentive Husband Playing With Our Daughter

My Attentive Husband Playing With Our Daughter

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Cranial Draft
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's exactly where his parents left him 30 years ago.

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#39

My Husband Told Me That He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace

My Husband Told Me That He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace

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Akane Ana
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the only kind of diamond necklace I would want my husband to give me! On the anniversary of our marriage he wanted to give me a diamond pickaxe/sword but they were out of stock :(

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#40

Asked My Husband To Pick Up Some Throw Pillows Today. These Are What He Brought Home

Asked My Husband To Pick Up Some Throw Pillows Today. These Are What He Brought Home

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#41

My Friend Was At Michael's With Her Husband

My Friend Was At Michael's With Her Husband

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#42

Sent My Husband To Buy A Baby Shower Gift Bag

Sent My Husband To Buy A Baby Shower Gift Bag

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Emilee Kimball
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Duct tape has so many uses. Any man knows this.

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#43

Husband Thought This Was A Suitable Message For Me

Husband Thought This Was A Suitable Message For Me

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#44

My Husband Thinks It's Funny To Buy Dog Treats Disproportionate To The Size Of Our Dog

My Husband Thinks It's Funny To Buy Dog Treats Disproportionate To The Size Of Our Dog

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Albino Squirrel
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's like this pic of a turtle with a tomato I saw :P

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#45

My Friends Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

My Friends Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

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Marie-Michèle Lacroix
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, someone I know did the same thing with a cellphone... We stopped him as soon as we saw!!!

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#46

As A Husband, I Decided To Make The Bed Properly

As A Husband, I Decided To Make The Bed Properly

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fun mushroom
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Epic. Bed. Want. Now. Side with all the pillows. Must. Have.

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#47

My Husband Cleaned The Kitchen Today. I Think He Wants An Award

My Husband Cleaned The Kitchen Today. I Think He Wants An Award

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#48

Going Away For The Weekend And I Asked My Husband To Pack A Bag For Our Daughter

Going Away For The Weekend And I Asked My Husband To Pack A Bag For Our Daughter

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#49

I Asked My Husband If He Would Bring Me Some Water. He Brought Me This. Thanks?

I Asked My Husband If He Would Bring Me Some Water. He Brought Me This. Thanks?

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Katie Benstead
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Water you reckon's wrong with that? It's the hydrosaur!

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#50

I Told My Husband To Buy "Some Tortillas." He Bought 40

I Told My Husband To Buy "Some Tortillas." He Bought 40

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#51

So, I Told My Husband To Get Us A Nice Little Dog About 2 Years Ago. This Is The Pup And He's Not Done Growing

So, I Told My Husband To Get Us A Nice Little Dog About 2 Years Ago. This Is The Pup And He's Not Done Growing

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PaintingSparrow
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG ITS SO CUTE I NEED ONE RIGHT NOW!! I LOVE THESE DOGS

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#52

My Friends Wife Told Him No More Drinking In The House, So

My Friends Wife Told Him No More Drinking In The House, So

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Clayton Mott
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why can't he drink in the house? Thats just odd

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#53

This Is How My Husband Responds To His Cousin's Wedding Invitation

This Is How My Husband Responds To His Cousin's Wedding Invitation

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#54

I Told My Husband He Could Help Make Cookies

I Told My Husband He Could Help Make Cookies

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#55

My Husband Decided To Make A Jewelry Box For His Mother For Christmas But Got High Right Before Drawing The Initial Design. I Pulled This Out Of The Recycling The Next Day

My Husband Decided To Make A Jewelry Box For His Mother For Christmas But Got High Right Before Drawing The Initial Design. I Pulled This Out Of The Recycling The Next Day

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#56

My Husband Travels For Work. He Gave Me This So I Am Never Really Alone

My Husband Travels For Work. He Gave Me This So I Am Never Really Alone

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#57

Found My Husband Like This Getting Our One Year Old To Bed

Found My Husband Like This Getting Our One Year Old To Bed

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Ema Sklepic
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017