“Humans Doing Human Things”: 50 Pics That Showcase The Weird And Chaotic Side Of Humanity (New Pics)
Ah, humans. Homo sapiens. Mankind. We’re the most dominant species on Earth, and our population has recently reached a whopping 8 billion. We’ve been to the Moon, we discovered electricity and invented airplanes, we’ve created vaccines and medicines to prevent or treat countless diseases, and without human innovations, we wouldn’t have the internet you’re reading this article on right now.
Humans have accomplished some truly incredible things, but at the same time, we have managed to be an extremely fascinating species. From our creative clothing choices to our obsessions with social media and our appearances, there are plenty of quirks that humans have that would raise the eyebrows of any other species. And one corner of the internet that knows this all too well is the Humans Doing Human Things Facebook page.
Below, we’ve gathered some of the most confusing and hilarious posts from this account dedicated to documenting human behavior, so all of you pandas can observe your own species as if you were in a science museum. Be sure to upvote the photos you find most perplexing, and let us know in the comments below what you consider the most fascinating facts about humankind. Then, if you’re interested in viewing even more of these strange photos, you can find Bored Panda’s last article featuring Humans Doing Human Things right here!
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I'd make this my mantra for 2023, but I'm not 50, nor fat or diabetic and can't run to save my life, so would never be ahead of anyone. Good on him!
Props to this man. I'm a cancer patient and I get massive ulcerative wounds all over my body. Like big holes in me. I spend a lot of time at wound care where I see a lot of diabetic patients(all 2). They're always the laziest non caring wound care patients I've ever seen. They'd rather the surgeons take their limb than change their diet and exercise a little bit. I love it when I see diabetic patients try to better their situation.
And lie about it and train their employees to lie, too. I don't even know if their employees know they are lying.
Load More Replies...I live an hour away from one, never been. To hell with that place. Shut it down.
The number of times I've misread your name as Shia LeBeouf while skimming through comments is getting scary.
Load More Replies...We love funny grandmas everyone needs to learn something from them.
Humans Doing Human Things, which was created on May 26, 2021, describes itself as a “blog of human things”, and it certainly does a great job of capturing some of the weirdest behavior we humans often exhibit. From how we choose to entertain ourselves to what we choose to wear when going grocery shopping, there is no limit to the amount of bizarre things we can come up with. In fact, following an account dedicated to documenting our own behavior can be considered a “human thing” in and of itself. And there are plenty of us who have decided to do so, as Humans Doing Human Things has over 98k followers.
We reached out to the creator on Facebook to hear what inspired them to start this catalog of silly human photos, and they provided a concise, yet extremely fitting response. “I just like Humans, I especially like when they do human things,” they told Bored Panda. We hope you do too pandas! Because you’re certainly in for some unique displays of humanity on this list.
Sure you can...Deuteronomy 21:18-21 “If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother, and, though they discipline him, will not listen to them, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his city at the gate of the place where he lives, and they shall say to the elders of his city, ‘This our son is stubborn and rebellious; he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death with stones. So you shall purge the evil from your midst, and all Israel shall hear, and fear." It is all in the bible, and you can pretty much find something in there that can be used to justify whatever you want to do. This just goes to show that those who are against abortion and use the argument that God is against murder, has not read the bible thouroughly. There is plenty of things in there where the punishment is death.
You think any of these idiots have actually read let alone studied the Bible?
Load More Replies...Christians have twisted the narrative of the Bible. God supposedly flooded the world and drowned every baby and pregnant woman on earth. The Bible is pro abortion. There is even a concoction you can give to pregnant women you suspect of being unfaithful that will supposedly cause an abortion if the woman was unfaithful.
Load More Replies...I feel like American Christians are a different breed. Sorry if that offends the nice ones but all I ever see online is Christian's treating people like s**t and acting all high and mighty. The original Karen's
They are. I'm a Christian, but non denominational. My husband is as well. We were both Catholic growing up, but so much of what we were taught just feels wrong. Like the confession thing- if only God or Jesus can forgive me of my sin, why do I need a third party involved? Why can't I talk to him through prayer? A man cannot just tell me to say a few Hail Marys and all is right in my world. And living in the "Bible Belt" has taught me that the ones who spout out what is righteous and what is not are the main ones who treat people like pure garbage. I'd rather just be a Christian and leave it up to the Maker to sort it out when the time comes. We aren't supposed to pass judgement on others, that's up to the law and the Lord.
Load More Replies...God did not kill Jesus. Our sin separated us from God. Someone needed to bridge that gap so we may have eternal life and a relationship with God. God sent his son Jesus to be the one to die for us but Jesus didn't have to die. He could have chosen not too. In Matthew 26:39 it says "And he went a little further, and fell on his face, and prayed, saying, O my Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me: nevertheless not as I will, but as thou wilt." This was Jesus praying that he would not have to die on the cross but if it was what God wanted he would do it. Jesus chose to die on that cross. He died for me, you, and the whole world.
Telling children that they are born with sin is a travesty of justice. Why should they be punished for the actions of another? Why did an omniscient god create an imperfect world to begin with? Why would he be worthy of worship?
Load More Replies...God didn't kill His Son. His Son died for us to save us from our sin.
This is just so funny!!! The time it took to dig those holes... maybe 40 weeks???
What’s funny is the other kid that’s buried over by himself. His look. "Damn why didn’t I think of that".
A never seen before picture of how dinosaurs used to live in the wild
Most of us don’t think much about what it means to be a human every day. We go about our lives, go to work, take care of our families and try to get as much enjoyment out of our time on Earth as possible. But have you ever wondered what an alien might think of us? Well, according to Steve Stewart-Williams, author of The Ape That Understood the Universe, there are several things that alien scientists might find strange about us. Psychologist Rob Henderson breaks down some of the ideas from Stewart-Williams’ book in an article for Psychology Today, first noting that having “proximate” and “ultimate” causes of human behavior is a unique trait.
He provides the example of reproduction. A human can argue that they’re engaging in sex because it feels good or because they’re trying to start a family. The pleasure that comes along with it is the proximate cause, and having children as a result is considered the ultimate cause. The same can be said for eating a food that we find delicious. You might eat lasagna for dinner because it’s your favorite food, and you enjoy it. But you also need to eat something to keep yourself alive, so hunger might be the ultimate cause.
Quoting: Charybdis 2 hours ago Why did people downvote James A Tipton? Lesbos is an island in Greece. Someone from Lesbos would therefore, technically be considered a Lesbian. In fact, the island of Lesbos is the origin of the word, because the poet Sappho resided there.
Load More Replies...don't worry, the bored pandas are very good secret keepers... i hope
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
My comment was similar and was downvoted immediately thereafter. Thanks for sharing the same sentiment. 🙂
Load More Replies...Confidence. No shame in going alone. I love to do that. It's freeing. Just enjoying you do in peace.
I often go to restaurants and the movies on my own. Also solo travel and wilderness camping.
Load More Replies...It's ridiculous isn't it? There should be no reason at all he needs to be photographed.
Load More Replies...You can already tell by the guys face he feels so awkward.
Load More Replies...Ant this, kids, is why we don't take pictures of other people without their permission
His face looks like this is the last thing he saw before he became a crime scene.
WerWe'you seeing, 'Cats'? Because that explains the empty theatre. 🤔
I want to watch that just so I can say I did...but I've been too much of a coward to go through with it. What if I really am scarred for life?
Load More Replies...I really feel for this guy. Bad enough to be alone in a movie theatre with only one other person. But then that one other person sneakily tries to take your photo? Gulp. If this was a woman she’d be running away.
Rob Henderson also notes that aliens might find it odd that our evolution can help explain disease risk. He provides the example of how women today are at about 100 times higher risk of developing breast cancer than pre-agricultural women. “For most of human history, women spent a large portion of their reproductive years either pregnant or breastfeeding. This meant that they didn’t menstruate as often as today. In hunter-gatherer conditions, a woman would have about 100 menstrual cycles in her lifetime,” Rob explains. “In the modern world, women reach puberty at earlier ages, have fewer pregnancies, and spend less time nursing. Today, women have as many as 400 menstrual cycles. This exposes them to higher levels of ovarian hormones and fluctuations, which increases the odds of breast cancer.”
The time when the American waitresses didn't have to rely on tips
Load More Replies...Sounds like something my husband would say to me during an argument.
My husband when I've corrected his campfire feeding technique. Lol.
Load More Replies...You're correct. First appears in 2012 (on a reverse-image search) with a "Tuesday. You know!" message. And, whoever photoshopped it made it all the more obvious by ignoring "Frankfurter" on the menu and going with "hot dog."
Load More Replies...Rob is the only one in this picture who doesn't scare me, tbh.
Load More Replies...when they say "wear your concert black" to the middle school band concert but you're a metalhead
Yes it would...excuse me as I go start a band.
Load More Replies...We always knew our son would stand out in a crowd 😌😌
Load More Replies...♫ And the people in the houses all went to the university, where they were put in boxes and they came out all the same ♫ Except for Steve.
The way that humans find love might be bizarre for an alien to observe as well. Rob explains that for the majority of human history, we lived in small communities with only about 150 people. We had extremely limited options when it came to love, yet people managed to form deep bonds with one another. Today, it seems like our dating opportunities are endless, but many of us continue to search for one person who we can share a deep and powerful bond with. “Even though we live in urban areas full of potential partners and can even open an app to meet someone new, we still care deeply about our mating partners and experience pain upon losing them,” Rob notes.
Well, you don't know if uncle Bob took a shower before jumping in
Load More Replies...Would do you expect there men........🤣🤣🤣 There aways a freaking kid a heart.
And the giant banana wept, as he saw his children sitting on the shelves, cold stark corpses, used for human sustenance.
why am i laughing im a sick sick human being (also you're funny)
Load More Replies...banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie
"Mein Panzer ist hübsch und rosa und er gehört mir und er funkelt!"
I didn't know the new Hello Kitty tanks were out! I wonder what the upcharge is for the rhinestone gun barrel, the plain one doesn't have enough personality.
Another uniquely human thing that might be hard to explain to an alien is the beloved meme. Memes might be hard for a human grandparent to understand, let alone an alien, but Rob explains how memes are “analogous to genes”. “Just as some genes are more likely to survive and replicate, the same holds true for memes. Some ideas and practices are more useful than others, and are thus more likely to survive."
“But here’s the weird part: The determining factor for whether a meme will be passed on is whether survival benefits the meme itself, not the person using it,” he writes. “Just as a gene doesn’t ‘care’ about the survival of an organism, but rather the survival of itself, a meme doesn’t ‘care’ about the survival of the meme-holder, but simply its own survival. Memes are not conscious any more than genes are conscious. They simply act in a way to maximize their own survival.”
I love this guy. I’ve seen a few videos of him on YouTube with his duck in Target.
i write songs for my band that doesn't exist yet so me too!!!
And if you've heard of them and like their music, they've gone commercial and are no good anymore.
Is it just me or does this look photoshopped?? Look at her arm!
Actually, she has a YouTube channel :] She is real
Load More Replies...If she has the chops, and the will to work, what's the problem? She could look like Yoda for all I care, but I respect ethic.
Okay, I actually had to form this slowly in my brain to get it, and when I did, my coffee shot out of my nose.
In this context it's a joke, sometimes c.unt gets used as a term of friendliness, albeit crass.
Load More Replies...When it comes to what separates us humans from other species on Earth, it can be tricky to pinpoint what precisely makes us unique. Adam Rutherford wrote a piece for The Guardian exploring this topic, and he noted that, “Prudent skepticism is required when we compare ourselves with other beasts.”
“Evolution accounts for all life, but not all traits are adaptations,” Adam writes. “We use animals in science every day to try to understand complex biochemical pathways in order that we might develop drugs or understand disease. Mice, rats, monkeys, even cats, newts and armadillos, provide invaluable insights into our own biochemistry, but even so, all researchers acknowledge the limitations of those molecular analogies; we shared ancestors with those beasts millions of years ago, and our evolutionary trajectories have nudged that biochemistry to suit each species as it is today.”
I've pet him before! At one of the many Ren Faires I've attended. Can't remember which one. Probably Scarborough Renaissance Festival near Waxahachie TX.
How does the suit work? Is there another person in the back half, or some kind of mechanism, or does he just drag it around?
Load More Replies...SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD
Well, the years start coming And they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running!
Load More Replies...That’s just the shape of a skull. Canceled your downvote though, you didn’t deserve it :D
Load More Replies...I’ll volunteer! Do you have a magnifying glass?
Load More Replies...We might think humans are special because we use tools, but actually, many other creatures are capable of figuring out tools themselves. Around 1% of all animals, to be exact, as Adam notes that various sea urchins, insects, spiders, crabs, snails, octopuses, fish, birds and mammals have all been known to utilize tools. But one trait that actually might be unique to mankind is how we “accumulate culture and build on it”. “Many animals learn, but only we teach,” Adam writes.
“As we meandered into the most recent 100,000 years or so, our culture became ever more significant in crafting our abilities. This is apparent in the fact that our bodies have not significantly changed in that time. A woman or man from 1,000 centuries ago would fit in perfectly well in any city in the world today if we tidied them up and gave them a haircut. But the way we live our lives since then has become ever more complex.”
The look on his face makes me think the solar panels aren’t working. Like he realized he got scammed.
Easy: humankind doesn't learn, plenty of proof for that.
Load More Replies...When they say a picture is worth a thousand words, THIS is that picture.
“Damnit Carl, all I asked you to do was blow the leaves not the leaf blower.”
This man knows what he likes and is doing it, how many others can say that?
That's outside Belfast City Hall. Being from Belfast, I do not find this surprising. https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-city-hall-belfast-county-antrim-northern-ireland-uk-137673928.html?imageid=FE7849D0-DD88-4F64-8352-9FA2C601FF01&p=180050&pn=1&searchId=115918898d2891b825b877c8a99b81d9&searchtype=0
One thing about us humans is that we need stories. “We are desperate to find the things that tip us over the edge from being merely an animal into Hamlet’s paragon of animals,” Adam writes. “Was it our language? Was it religion, or music, or art, or any number of things that are not as unique to us as we had once thought? The truth is that it was all of these things and more, but crucially, it was in the engagement of our minds to transmit skills and ideas to others.”
“We changed our societies and maximized how culture is transmitted,” Adam explains. “We took evolution’s work, and by teaching each other, we created ourselves. The stories we tell about how we came to be who we are often neglect the complexity of biology and the oceans of time during which we evolved. To understand human evolution, we need new stories.”
We are linked in a certain way, no matter how far apart we stay. (Quantum Entanglement by Dr. Seuss).
And when this got posted he probably made a couple new friends to smoke pot with and talk about their fave porn!
Load More Replies...Not usually. Not this one especially. But that one pic of the kid who was a wicked bully, so his parents made him do something this. That one seemed pretty fair.
Load More Replies...Oh no! He did things that a ton of other people start doing around his age and that are pretty normal! Now we're going to publicly humiliate him for it because now he'll definitely never do it again!
There is NO chance that this results in him just getting WAY better at hiding it
Load More Replies...No he won't. He's been punished. Problem solved. No need to discuss these behaviors with him.
Load More Replies...i dont blame him.i dont smoke. i dont watch porn. but he's not sorry and he shouldn't be
I would pull over and hand him a blunt and a porn mag, high five him and leave
Loser, thanks for supporting the sex trafficking industry that is porn.
Load More Replies...I also smoked pot and watched porn....I'm not in trouble or anything. I just wanted you all to know.
Have you learned something new about your own species through these photos? Or are you simply feeling embarrassed that some of your fellow men have exhibited this bizarre behavior? Keep upvoting the photos that you think aliens would like to study in school, and let us know in the comments what you think makes our species so special. Then, if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s last article featuring the Humans Doing Human Things Facebook page, you can find that right here!
Nah, this is a good father, and no good father would reveal his child's secret against their will.
Load More Replies...Well I mean the Libertarian party endorsed gay marriage back in 1971, in their found charter and in 1976 endorsed the right to transition (and one of the top Libertarian Economists today is a trans person). And early Libertarian writers supposrted gay rights back in the 1800s. I mean when your movement is based on "live and let live", gays do pretty fine
Now they're just Republicans who are too embarrassed to admit they're Republicans.
Load More Replies...I don't know how he can be proud of his daughter. After all, if she's a libertarian she is self-made, and he did nothing to raise her. She stands in righteous pride, Atlas Shrugged under one arm, sweeping the human sacrifices of democratic socialism aside. /s++
Judging from the car at the back, a parade is about to start... Be proud! Wear the colors that you call your own. :D
How do you know someone is a proud libertarian father of a proud libertarian lesbian? They’ll tell you.
This guys on TikTok, he wears the fake a*s and walks around the city he lives in with his friends masquerading as a security team and films peoples reactions, its actually pretty funny.
There are so many disturbing part s of this. He's wearing khaki shorts with a belt and the shirt is tucked in. He's staring at pics of the Kardashians and Cardi B for inspiration. And that butt is just.... Tina from Bob's Burgers would just be passed out on the floor. Those shorts are too tight for that rump roast. Like I just want to pick his wedgie, lol.
me and my friends did this. it was very fun. santa was vibing with us too
Santa is adding two new girls to the naughty list, and he couldn't be happier!
The senior centers in 2050 will smell like Axe Body Spray, not Old Spice.
That's Insane Clown Posse... on the bottom of her pants. Jay and Shaggy.
Load More Replies...good eye to spot a spider on the other side of the blinds 🙃
Load More Replies...What? They say you're not supposed to cut a branch you're sitting on. Can you see a branch here? Can you?
Load More Replies...Alternatively, cue Roundabout. (And apologies for double posting.) Demolition...c2-png.jpg
I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block #3 of the accident reporting form. I put "Poor Planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I found I had some bricks left over which when weighed later were found to weigh 240 lbs. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley which was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow descent of the 240 lbs of bricks. You will note on the accident reporting form that my weight is 135 lbs.
Load More Replies...The best part of this picture is the guy's mates standing watching him.
His brain must works the same way as our French Président whe recently said "qui aurait pu prédire la crise climatique?" ( who could have predict the climatic crisis?). "Who could have predict I would hurt myself destroying the wall I was standing on?"
Oh my goodness... can't believe he is ... ugh... disgusting using a Ford toolbox for a HSV!
before or after their drone gets broken to pieces to release it? 🙃
Load More Replies...My sister had the longest, beautiful blonde hair. I wanted to test something... I tried to hole punch her hair. Turns out, you cannot hole punch your (or someone elses) hair. It got stuck, and she had to have it cut. In my defense, my older brother was there, to supervise, and help where needed.
I did this once when I was like 3 with a little motorized big wheels. I tried running it up my head thinking it would feel funny. It did not.
My long ponytail got sucked into the leaf blower once. Not a good day. 😣
I've been in this exact moment with Magic cards when I was a kid/teen XD (except I had my shirt on because I'm a girl) It's SO fun, and the cleanup isn't even so bad... the killer part is going through ALL THE DECKS to turn all the cards facing the same way again XD
Load More Replies...thanks for pointing that out! i missed it totally..😁
Load More Replies...Aahhh... the good old days when you had only 1 chance at a good photo, with an actual camera, then you had to finish the camera roll, take it to the photo shop & wait a few days to see the results!
Are those magic the gathering cards? Hahaha forget 52 card pickup, we're going for the big one boys...400 card pick up and....GO!
So…. Was it a box or big package of cards thrown up hitting the fan and knocking off a blade and sending cards raining down?
I big stack of em all at once, I'm guessing. If they stayed close together til they hit the fan, it would've been like tossing a brick up there. (I'm guessing someone thought the fan would just spray them all over the room in a big cloud... unfortunately, physics works.)
Load More Replies...As a mother of 4 boys I can confirm with expertise that this is not photoshopped
that was what i imagined when a group of seagulls ran towards me with an evil glint in their eye as a young 3-year-old. i later realized they were running past me and they were actually swans.
Random Fact: Swans are way more agresive than seaguls, the seaguls just want food. Swans can even drown you if you get too close to their nest
Load More Replies...This happened to me when I was like 2 still haunts me to this day *shivers*
Corrumbin bird sanctuary would be my guess. These are rainbow lorikeets, now the most commonly seen birds in Australia. And one of the bravest.
And pretty damned impressive flexibility on the person underneath.
Load More Replies...It took me a moment too long to understand that is going on in this pic...
But do you really understand? Do you? 🙃
Load More Replies...alright then time to feel confused about everything in the universe for the 30 seconds that I stare at this picture
Do I really want to know what this is?! Erotical tradefair I pressume?
Load More Replies...A Domme unless I am mistaken the Mistress in purple is female. Gotta love human furniture
Load More Replies........and you may find yourself....with a goose on your belly...and you may ask yourself, my God, what have I done?
Load More Replies..."Well, you see doctor, it all started with a strange growth on my left paw".
I was confused at where the first person's legs were and the other person's body was... wow I'm stupid
Ok, if you’ve never done this with your cat, you’re lying.
When you've got company for dinner but running short on time coming home the grocery store.
*when you accepted a challenge that you would make half the subway car cry
Load More Replies...Should be on top. Multitasking to the max. Prepping supper, keeping the guys at arms length, and letting everybody know you're armed to the teeth.
That’s one way to not get approached by weirdos during your commute
Those cases/bottles look empty, so I assume, she is on the way to the shop for the deposit. This would be around €40 for all together.
It's Holland, so at least it's not uphill/downhill... Almost safe. Almost.
Load More Replies...Yeah but if she had put him in the trolley first ya'll would REALLY be mad.
What in the ever lovin'?!?! I do not have, nor want children, and even I know that this is a bad idea. But on the other hand, people trying to win the "Darwin Award", is why I have some semblance of job security.
When you’re not sure which component is which, but you gotta make quota that month?
Load More Replies...You mean the two different socks? He probably is absent-minded.
Load More Replies..."Money Pit," with Shelly Long, Tom Hanks. So awesome!
That looks like a case for firefighters to cut her out. I can’t breathe just looking at this.
Excuse me sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the washing machine, you don't have a valid washing machine license....
When you get in you can't always get out. I wonder if they had to destroy her dryer to release her.
Because young adults are stupid and still very very bendy.
Load More Replies...When I was very little I used to hide in the dryer when we played hide and seek. This person looks much too large to choose this spot, though...
Load More Replies...Short interval in the mud-wrestling contest. Note the other one in the chair behind.
at this pace they won't vote or reproduce, no worries.
Load More Replies...Worked at a gas station for year and saw this too many times. I would p**s them off by stopping the pump.
i used to make them turn off the car....pisssed them off but, too bad, last thing i wanted was to be burned to death in a gas station explosion.. ( i pumped gas in the 60's....we could get away with being snotty)
Load More Replies...In the U.S. cigarettes causing a gas pump explosion are rare and surprisingly difficult to have happen. Despite what movies and TV show a cigarette doesn't burn hot enough to ignite liquid gasoline unless you are actively taking a drag from it while making direct contact with the liquid. It can ignite gasoline fumes but there has to be a heavy concentration of the fumes and the gas companies have spent billions of dollars in the research and development of technology too prevent the necessary levels of fume accumulation for this to happen. When a cigarette causes an explosion at a gas station it is more likely someone lit a cigarette in a car filled with fumes from a gas can in it.
Today I learned... But it's still scary to witness. At least for me.
Load More Replies...Although it's counter-intuitive, you can literally put a cigarette out by putting it in gasoline. I'm still not saying it's wise to smoke at a gas station, but it's not even remotely as dangerous as you might assume it to be.
Was washing parts with gas once when a drink tossed his cigarette into the gas to prove this exact point. I was neither impressed or happy. Switched to diesel after that. Can't account for people. And yes it was stupid to clean car parts with gasoline in a pan but that is what everyone did back then.
Load More Replies...He wanted a Snickers as a snack but the partner didn't quite catch what they said.
Because there are morons in parts of the world that think it is fun to ruin things for others, they will also scratch their name in to the windows using a key, put chewing gum in to USB sockets in public vehicles, even slach seats or use those turbo lighters to burn holes and sadly it happens in many parts of the world.
Load More Replies...There is a Polish song that goes "Wsiadł do autobusu człowiek z liściem na głowie / Nikt go nie poratuje nikt mu nic nie powie / Tylko się każdy gapi / Tylko się każdy gapi i nic…", which roughly translates to "A man with a leaf on his head got on the bus / No one will help him, no one will tell him anything / Everyone just stares / Everyone just stares...". This is the man from this song.
Oh well, off to the store to buy another one.
Load More Replies...Here's the classic morning story: So I'm brushing my hair, the phone rings, "We're moving your exam 20 minutes earlier, come on over." Ok, I'm going.
Knew an old guy like this. He was terrified about black widows living in his hair. There was a story abouta medieval Queen or so that because they didn't bathe very often, she got very sick because the black widows were eating her slowly. Freaked him out to where he'd run the comb through his hair every 20 minutes for ever.
That's a mental illness if there ever was one. I hope the poor man got help.
Load More Replies...When your doing something get distracted and then can't remember what you were doing. We've all been there!
Uhhh nice to say sorry but contact info please? Or are they supposed to try get DNA off the pantyliner 🤔🤔🤔🤷🏼♀️
If we play devil's advocate for a sec, maybe the contact info is on the back? I wouldn't want my contact info displayed face up.
Load More Replies...oh no! I just noticed the kiss too! PLEASE LET IT BE LIPSTICK D=
Load More Replies...That's probably from the "hitting". They were prob parked next to it and backing out, and cranked the wheel too far, forgetting the car next to them, creating a long scrape. Not that I know this from having just recently done the same thing or anything.
Load More Replies...It's the lipstick kiss that really annoys me. You did something wrong...at least just leave. Why go to the trouble of doing this and now I also have to peel a pantyliner off my car? What a jerk. Just for that, I'd go in the store and see if they have cameras. If you can find her, then she'll get busted for hit and run.
This makes me mad. Don't mess with people's cars. This was strictly done for attention lame photo op and a few likes. I can't stand people who are extra just to be extra.
I feel like that's more disrespectful thank kind. 50 points from that person's house.
...while the one on the right is like "oh hell no". the beauty of balance in nature
Load More Replies...idk why but my brain keeps telling me her head is backward, I think it's her shirt, and I can't see any ..ahem breasts... so it keeps working in my head "as the bac" and then the head turned that way too the back? it's messing me up
I can see breasts just fine, but her head does look unnaturally cranked. Likely the photographer managed to hit the shutter right when her head whipped around and caught it rotating further than you'd be able to from muscle alone
Load More Replies...If I wanted to watch pole dancing I would have gone to a club or something and they don't even drop their drinks on people there!
The face on guy sitting across from the guy getting soaked is hilarious.
You can see the word FÛCK forming on his his lips... lol
Load More Replies...Bet she was with the guy on the left. But poor guy on the right is a stranger. That’s what I see anyway
Sister Martha crossed the Mafia, so now she's evangelising the fishes.
I will follow hymn ....follow hymn wherever he may goooooooo
Load More Replies...This makes me smile :) (Assuming the fish is fake, otherwise cruel to put into chlorinated pool)
Naw that kid tried to sue over that picture when he grew up.
Load More Replies..."Did you find the Omen, evil dyslexic nun?" "Yes, evil Mother Superior, i am with the Antichrist right now, although one of his fins appears to be malformed."
I am afraid this paint is more solid than the thinking leading to this
Load More Replies...Knock off Hulk: “Don’t annoy me. You wouldn’t like me when I’m mildly annoyed.”
He might be a dancer or doing martial arts... Nice stretch while waiting to cross the street.
Load More Replies...I think I have become desensitized from seeing too many of these pics. The first thing I noticed is that I have that same backpack.
What is happening is this picture??! What is he taking pic of and why does it look like he is sitting on a invisible bench ??
After Sesame Street got canceled Elmo had no choice but to turn to a life of crime.
That's what it looks like when it hasn't quite sunk in yet that you're lucky to be alive.
Bethany & George were unaware they were booked on the Mile High Club Annual Party Flight
The "flour" is the fire retardant foam covering the runway and airplane. The airplane hit a fire truck crossing the runway while trying to take off killing 2 firefighters, gutting the bottom of the airplane, and setting it on fire. 40 passengers were injured. It happened in Chile in Nov. Google the airline LATAM and videos of the accident will show up first.
Load More Replies...Did she spell it wrong, and the teacher made her write it 100 times as punishment?
seems so, huh? Different, they are ... pants the wrong way, too ... had a rough night or so...
Load More Replies...I like pasta and I’m toooootally mentally stable, how do you do
Load More Replies...the magnets holding up the audition poster made me think he also had a knife sticking out of his head...
By the naughty mechanic or the bubble butt at the gym? xD
Load More Replies...I remember a movie in which pants very similar to these were designed... 🤔 (Don't know the title of the movie)
Tyson said he was going to eat his opponents babies before a match. So this is a set up pic at an autograph signing.
Load More Replies...Ferdinand’s joy in watching the fireworks for the first time was short lived as had forgotten to inform Billy he required water to live
I think "college" had this trend down pat long before the Lego movie came out. XD
Load More Replies...I can smell this picture. Old beer, dirty feet, and fresh baked pizza.
what???? How was it like? Pew pew pew god loves you?
Load More Replies...(I finally understand the symbiosis that occurs when ‘churches’ are located in the same strip mall as a dollar store. Win-win for all.
... This is clearly not a show-off picture at the gym. He just asked his mom to take a picture of him in this pose so he can “analyze” it later. Bodybuilding is about symmetry, and by looking at the picture he can see his progress and/or areas he might want to work on. While I decided to go back to university instead of going semi-pro, I still have lots of respect for these athletes. My coach back then was the Berlin Heavyweight Champion; a very kind, patient, and knowledgeable trainer who very clearly told me what I would get myself into if I wanted to take it further. Unfortunately, just working out 7 days a week and a strict diet won’t take you to a level of muscle growth that you’d need to be able to compete (for men; at least back then women could get to figure category without having to take anabolics, growth hormones, etc.).
Load More Replies...So embarrassing for the mum. Oh my goodness so you see the plan of food she brought into the bathroom to take this picture 🤣
Mom be like "Seriously Kyle this is the 3rd time this week stop posting "thirst traps""
Concentration plus wearing varifocals while trying to get a good picture...
Load More Replies...Seems a bit rude to post a photo of a stranger making a personal purchase, it’s up to him what rocks his boat. I’d be gutted if the one time I bought something from Ann Summers someone took a photo of me!
I own a Samus Aran butt cheek mousepad, and aside from being a funny conversation piece when friends have seen it, the wrist support is genuinely worth it. I see no problem here
Me too! Asking for a... hell, asking for myself XD
Load More Replies...Just Joker in the furry section of his local porn shop checking out his purchase. Nothing to see here.
Is that a pallet (sp?, too headachey to look it up) jack? Lol, we used to do this at work sometimes during overnights
Yeah, and yes, I've done this at work before. Not supposed to, but it beats walking to the other end of the warehouse.
Load More Replies...Just be careful, it seems much easier to hurt yourself seriously when you are older :) My 23 year old sister recently had to get her head glued from falling over the handlebars of her scooter. I still don't understand exactly how!
Load More Replies...i have so many questions. what is it connected to? why would he do this to his guitar? how can he play in the water? is he going to get electrocuted?
What does it say that I am most disturbed by his lack of shoes/dirty white socks? After all the right shoes can really pull an outfit together…
So... I'll take a photo first, THEN I'll pick up my obviously distressed & potentially injured child from the floor...
And then I expose my crying child to the world to laugh at :-( makes me sad and mad at the same time.
Load More Replies...Isn't this child a little too old for the chair? Perhaps that's why fell over?
He doesn't even look 2 to me. He looks tall, but he has a baby face and still has baby hands.
Load More Replies...This appears to be the type of high chair that straps on to a regular dining chair, and it clearly was not. So not only are the incompetent adults photographing the poor kid rather than comforting him, it was their fault he ended up in this predicament in the first place.
My guess is the chair was already sitting on the floor and he just rocked back. Possibly done to stop him from rocking back in a taller/larger chair and have this happen. My son did similarly. No matter how much we sat with him and tried to stop him he still rocked the chair, so we just put it on the floor so that when he did rock back, he didn't fall that far. And yes we did try to put it against a wall or other chair, he still rocked it. At the age of 4 he was diagnosed being on the autism spectrum
Load More Replies...My guess is the chair was already sitting on the floor and he just rocked back. Possibly done to stop him from rocking back in a taller/larger chair and have this happen. My son did similarly. No matter how much we sat with him and tried to stop him he still rocked the chair, so we just put it on the floor so that when he did rock back, he didn't fall that far. And yes we did try to put it against a wall or other chair, but he still rocked it. At the age of 4, he was diagnosed being on the autism spectrum
Seems like high chair broke. Meaning kid fell on it's back from a height. Taking a picture would be the last thing on my mind if this was my son.
Thank you for telling me what exactly I was looking at..! Lol
Load More Replies...To much going on here. The more you look the more confused you get .
The guy completing his Silly walking extravaganza or the person proposing in the middle of it?
Load More Replies...I used to see this all the time in early 00's in the electrical store I worked at. Kids would be there for hours
I remember waiting (impatiently) for my sister to finish playing so we could go home! I think I even saw a kid trying to play during the Boxing Day sales one year, which was not wise.
Load More Replies...someone told him to 86 the olives & he's so proud that he took the time to count each & every one of them!
Load More Replies...🎵🎵 "Where are you? And I'm so sorry. I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight."🎵🎵
"Don't waste your time on me, you're already The voice inside my head"
Load More Replies...It's indicating 1.19 through the track. I'm going to have to play it now to find out the exact lyric at that point.
Hope she has Spotify Premium or there’ll be a tattoo of an ad on her a*s
Isn't this more of that father who photoshops his kids into outrageous situations to mess with his wife? 'cause it looks a lot like him.
So hilarious! He is indeed the father that photoshops pics and sends them to his wife lol lol
Yeah, with the child operating dangerous devices, lying in the oven, dangling from some high whatever, ... hilarious, he sure is!
Load More Replies...Not 100% sure, but maybe pachinko balls for the machines they're gambling on?
Load More Replies...I'd like to know what that guy thinks. Because I know, that girl doesn't think at all.
I think it is the "OK, now I have seen it all" face.
Load More Replies...I can't be the only one thinking the guy in the background looks like Leonardo DiCaprio
The guy in the background looks like Leonardo DeCaprio thinking “Nope, she’s over 25.”
This isn’t as bad as it looks, he’s trying to be polite and fart out the window…taco bell was involved
pickpickpick "Just tapping a small hole for my farts"
Load More Replies...this image was right above the banana one and now i got That One Song™ stuck in my head ffs
I know you mastered sirsasana or something but maybe not show it off in a plane?
I didn't notice that at first...there are so many layers here to unpack, LOL.
Load More Replies...Not rednecks. The flag is upside down. Probably anarchists. Biker jacket on the guy on the right.
Could only get classier if after a few more swigs she throws it all up over him.
Traditionally, the meaning of an upside-down American flag has always been that the person displaying the flag in this manner is in grave danger or distress, be it life danger or the danger to their property. Ultimately, the upside-down American flag is typically seen as a signal of dire distress.
Load More Replies...Please don't let that be Ukraine. Please tell me that isn't an influencer profiting of a war.
This is probably Narva. They had quite the argument about removing this monument or not back in summer 22, as far as I remember.
That one appears to be in excellent condition. This one, not so much :-) At least going by the pics from the story here: https://news.err.ee/1608685888/estonian-government-relocates-narva-tank-monument
Load More Replies...Well u see if you take a human and SNAP there neck then....
Load More Replies...If you do update us please! (Edit for politeness)
Load More Replies...Won't work as they have a bar code scanner to read the pods and tell the machine what settings can be used for that particular pod
You can take foil lid off and replace it with a Kuerig brand lid. I haven’t done it for awhile, but it’s something like that.
Load More Replies...Just give it another three minutes and it'll look like you wet yourself.
That's a Parle-G! Don't worry it's still good, just dip it in some tea and you're good to go 👍🏼
It toom my brain a full minute before I realized I ... I think it is o_o
Load More Replies...Hell naw. I mean at least move the meat if you really do need to sit down on the edge because we get it, you get tired, but most importantly: if you can't stand long enough to finish your grocery shopping, don't go. Send your daughter alone. You're also sweating hard obviously. What is wrong with you? Stay at home.
She's getting a nice cold breeze filtered through her a**s onto the meat
Really? How is a medical term like a.n.u.s. something to be censored. Ridiculous.
Load More Replies...Looks like he took his fifth grade notebook and turned it into tattoos
Am I the only one who thinks he kind of looks like Ryan Reynolds? (Sorry Ryan, love ya).
Might wanna put it in a little longer, just to be sure
Load More Replies...It could be a ayam cemani, they are completely black https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayam_Cemani They are the coolest chicken, and I want one for my coop
I also have questions. Not sure if I really want answers though.
Load More Replies...I think this has been taken in Las Vagas. The workers have alright jobs however there is no housing so people have begun to live in the drains
This was set up and taken so that they could photoshop in a sewer alligator
... but got tangled and failed to loosen the knot in time?
Load More Replies...At least fifteen animals lived in misery and were slaughtered for nothing. Obscene.
"And his opponent, hailing from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 275 pounds, Ellll Sallllmonellllllllaaaa!"
Realistically, all of it would be safe for human consumption if prepared properly, and worse goes into pet food already. But unless he's in or near a pet food factory, I fear you may be right.
Load More Replies...this is the most cursed thing ive ever seen in my entire life and I've seen quite a lot of cursed images in my time, this just.......... what the f**k
Meanwhile I'm sure they know that many around the world are starving.
Yeah, shes shredding🎸.... that mans ears.
Load More Replies...Not funny. Kid clearly miserable. If the map in the back is plugged in, music probably too loud, their ears are more sensitive than adults.
Yeah, but have you seen kids? She could've been happy as a clam before this, then suddenly started bawling. It doesn't mean she's being tortured.
Load More Replies...Not in the least funny !! Am I the only one to whom this spells out child abuse ?!? Had I been a passerby I would have called out her moron father or whatever his relationship is to her, and if he didn't immediately desist from this form of abuse, I'd have called the cops...
That's not bread according to an Irish court ruling. (The pic is clearly inside an old school Subway.)
Load More Replies...It's not an advertisement for bread, it's a wall decoration in a Subway restaurant
Load More Replies...I don't think they know, otherwise it would not have been here. Sensoring words and letter but display this. But then again, then posted bondage pictures above, of the 'wheelchair'...
Load More Replies...NO,NO,NO,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! you have just killed me mentally!!
i will happily grab a cookbook and slap you with it, please excuse my violence
you dont need a sign, you need to leave us alone and go be misogynistic somewhere else
I can cook without a book, I've read the bible (wanted to see what the hype was about, still don't get it - it's not even that entertaining)... and faith? That's about the only thing right - but we should believe in ourselves, not something someone else tells us to.
Same. The bible, and in a very similar way even exceeding it the Qran (or how do you write that in english? "Koran" in german), is a collection of rubbish, of unbelievable cruelty with unbelievable lack of foundation or reason, contradicts itself every other page and ... cooking goes well without a book if you just kind of know what you're doing. Your soup will never be bad because you add a bit more or less of some vegetable or something, only biblical amounts of salt may spoil it with ease...
Load More Replies...Women (and men): You don't NEED what any other person says you need/don't need. You need what YOU need, in your life, to be your best you and have your best quality of life. If you need a bible, a college degree, an M1 tank, a Pulitzer Prize, or a mastery of the art of balloon animals...you go get it *puts my soap box back under the bed*
I'm actually quite surprised and happy that there are a lot of very positive comments, especially for images showing people that don't adhere to "proper social norms". We have to become much more tolerant towards quirky people, and less tolerant of racist, judgmental, and aggressive people (list is not exhaustive). :)
This was awesome. We are a terrifying, wonderful species of monsters and weird saints.
I didn't see the point in many of these pics - am I already too weird myself to notice or was this list a bit lame in parts?
lol only the white ppl are crazy (not racist sorry tho) most of them were white
Thank you for this eye opening remark. I am sometimes irritated that so many posts are US centred but as a white European, I really don‘t have that much to complain about, do I? The US and Europe are not that much different compared to, say, Africa or even Asia. I wonder why there are so few posts / stories about those parts of the world. Are the people there just not interested in online stuff, don‘t they have the opportunity or are they just not exhibitionist enough? And now I‘m intrigued…
Load More Replies...I'm actually quite surprised and happy that there are a lot of very positive comments, especially for images showing people that don't adhere to "proper social norms". We have to become much more tolerant towards quirky people, and less tolerant of racist, judgmental, and aggressive people (list is not exhaustive). :)
This was awesome. We are a terrifying, wonderful species of monsters and weird saints.
I didn't see the point in many of these pics - am I already too weird myself to notice or was this list a bit lame in parts?
lol only the white ppl are crazy (not racist sorry tho) most of them were white
Thank you for this eye opening remark. I am sometimes irritated that so many posts are US centred but as a white European, I really don‘t have that much to complain about, do I? The US and Europe are not that much different compared to, say, Africa or even Asia. I wonder why there are so few posts / stories about those parts of the world. Are the people there just not interested in online stuff, don‘t they have the opportunity or are they just not exhibitionist enough? And now I‘m intrigued…
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