Whether you’ve been a fan of history ever since you were a kid or you’re just starting to delve deeper into the ins and outs of certain periods, you probably know how fascinating the subject can get. If you’re not into history at all—you might want to call someone who is right about now as the thing we’re delving deeper into today is history memes.
Shared by an Instagram account titled exactly that, the history-based humor has amassed over 40 thousand followers already, eagerly waiting for new posts to get those cogs turning. If you think such content is likely to be something you enjoy, too, scroll down to find some of the best examples from ‘History Memes’, and make sure to share them with a fellow history enthusiast.
Bored Panda turned to two history enthusiasts, Assistant Professor of History at the Department of History, Philosophy, and Geography at Columbus State University, Dr. Laura June Davis, and Assistant Professor of History at Loyola Marymount University, Dr. Ali A. Olomi to discuss what role memes and humor play when it comes to the subject of history. You will find both their thoughts in the text below.
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Now way! When you know all b******t theories some people have on internet about moon landing, I can't imagine what they would be if Armstrong did that!
Load More Replies...There's a story (not true) of Neil Armstrong playing outside as a boy. He supposedly heard Mrs. Gorsky nextdoor say to her husband, "Blow job? You'll get a blow job when the kid nextdoor walks on the moon!" Supposedly, Armstrong's first words, censored by NASA, were "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Nope, false. Made up for an HBO special. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/michael-collins-scream-cut-mic/
Btw, Collins wrote extensively on his moon voyage. This story is not featured in neither "Carrying the fire" nor in the expanded edition renamed "Flying to the moon", where he goes into details of much more minor stuff than this.
Load More Replies...The first words from Apollo 11 on the Moon are well known. The first words from Apollo 12 on the Moon are hilarious. They are "That might be one small step for Neil but it's a helluva giant leap for me". I'm not making this up. Also on Apollo 12, the lander and command module were called Snoopy and Charlie Brown.
That would be hilarious. One small joke for a man, one big panic for mankind.
BRING BACK ORIGINAL COCA COLA!!! That's how you should say it
Load More Replies...It had a bit of extract of cocaine leaf which is harmless. The leaf is chewed by all tourists who arrive in Peru to help with altitude sickness.
Load More Replies...Let's do this again please. The ONE time I want history to repeat itself...but nooooooo!!
Even I could make it in that amount of time (I think).
Is 54 years considered a good time? (I'm not up to speed on the latest records)
I really wish that BoredPanda would take the time and actually add more information. The man in the photograph is Shizo Kanakuri, the first Japanese athlete to qualify for the Olympics. His story is really fascinating: https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/olympics/2021/08/06/shinzo-kanakuri-1912-olympic-marathon-stockholm/
They r just clarifying that he never finished the race and was invited back to FINISH the race he started in 1912. And they counted all that time from the time it started in 1912 to the point in time he finally finished. Hence the 54 years and ........
Load More Replies...He's just finished a marathon, cut him some slack.
Load More Replies...Started just a few years ago, in June of 2020, ‘History Memes’ already have over 40.1k followers and more than 2000 posts accumulated. Their content covers all sorts of happenings and periods, providing a hearty laugh for anyone at all interested in past events and showing that history is far from dull, no matter what some people might say.
“History-based humor is a fantastic teaching tool and effective means of conveying historical information in an easily digestible format,” Assistant Professor of History at Loyola Marymount University, Ali A. Olomi, told Bored Panda in a recent interview.
“History is a complex topic, but full of rich and interesting stories with plenty of opportunities to find humor in. History memes are some of the earliest memes we have on the internet and remain incredibly popular. Sharing history through a sense of play can be fun and instructive,” he added.
History is a lie agreed upon - Ambrose Bierce
Load More Replies...Yes, don't ignore my grandpa who gave everything for his country 😢
Load More Replies...True, I actually still had both the Jeep and the M2 (Ma Deuce) in 1979. Sadly, the T-rex was on leave where we were supposed to train in the "combined Small Arms Assault". T-rex was pissed at the "Small Arms" joke. True story!
Fun fact: The T-Rex division joined the Allie's forces in WWII after being personally insulted by the Germans. Their ambassador, Tyranston Churchill, reportedly met with Adolf Hitler for peace talks, and Hitler greeted him with a Nazi salute and the words "Look vot I can do vis MY arms!", then giggled
Well why not? People think dinos were on noahs ark? Dang, people believe in noahs ark!
If they wished, people could say the same thing about the multiplication tables.
Load More Replies...His opener, as recorded by reporters, was “I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot.....Fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet—this is where the bullet went through—and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best.”
"I feel as strong as a Bull Moose". And that's how TR's third party got its name.
“You cannot kill a bull moose,” although he tried! We need more leaders with pluck and grit like Theodore Roosevelt had!
I need a time machine for the sole purpose of watching Teddy Roosevelt kick Donald Trump's a$s.
the guy who shot him: how are you not dead? rosevelt: idk lol time to talk for 84 minutes like a boss
Assistant Professor of History at Columbus State University, Dr. Laura June Davis, seconded the idea that history-based humor is a great way to engage students in past events. “It grabs their attention, makes what we are learning more memorable, and can make people, events, and ideas of the past seem more relatable to the present.”
She also suggested that—with or without the help of humor—having historical knowledge is essential. “At its core, history is often about human stories—who we are and where we come from. It contextualizes the ever-changing and often chaotic present by allowing us to understand change over time, cause and effect, and contingency. By studying history, we can better understand how and why we got to a specific moment in time.”
The fact that the US still allows people to sign up to fight a war before it allows them to purchase beer is mind boggling
Agreed! You can even get married for three years before you could legally drink at your own wedding.
Load More Replies...My English cousin, who I played with when we were four or five, was taken to America when his mum run off and married a U.S. serviceman. When he was 18 he got conscripted into the army and sent to Vietnam. Although I was the same age at that time, I was an immature teenager who still went down the park to kick a ball about with my mates. The thought of being in the jungle, fighting a disgusting war is horrific.
I went to Vietnam just after travel restrictions by the US were lifted. These lighters were on sale everywhere. They are cleverly made copies of Zippos, each with a different inscription. I bought one for $5 that had a drawing of a copter and it read " We Fly to Get High ". The person at US customs was not happy to see it. She asked me " What is this supposed to be? " I said " A lighter "
We the unwilling, Trained by the unskilled, To do the unthinkable, Two minutes too late There's a brass one floating around somewhere that says something like this
If people could not join the military until they were 21 years old, there might not be much of a military as three more years of maturing might give those people more sense and they might also have found better work.
That's Argentina where at least 85% of the population has European ancestry.
It refers to the Nazis, who fled there in droves...
Load More Replies...To be fair, there were a lot of German immigrants coming to Argentina a while before Nazi Germany was established
Those German immigrants were the reason the Nazis fled there in the first place.
Load More Replies...Yep. Who knows. Maybe my guy's ancestors were ethnic Germans from Czechia or Poland.
Load More Replies...I once heard Argentina described as " financed by Brittan, cultured by france and populated by italians who speak d bad Spanish
I'm not sure how accurately a "German" ancestry could be pinned down. Geographically speaking and observed over centuries we're a doormat for anyone moving across the continent from France to Estonia, England to Croatia, Austria to Finland, Poland to Ireland,... That kind of travel (or other less friendly movement) leaves its traces - the "German race" is mongrel, if anything
considering how many Germans were hiding in South America post WWII that isn't much of a stretch
What about Darth Vader? He had to go nearly his whole life with a full body suit including mask! Poor guy!
During lockdown I saw 2 separate people wear masks like these. One at Walmart and one at the mall.
Saw someone at the grocery store with full on chemical mask.
Load More Replies...They were smarter then, than the republicans of today, but then, so is a rock.
the solders: now me personaly, i think you are a weakling who needs to GROW up
In elementary school we had to try gas masks on once a year. Masks were probably older than our teachers, smelled weird and it was really hard to put them on. Lenses immediately fogged up and I couldn't see anything. I dreaded it. I was so happy when they finally cancelled it.
When discussing how historical knowledge helps comprehend happenings today, Asst. Prof. Ali A. Olomi told Bored Panda what he always tells his students: “History is a way of understanding the world around through studying how we got to this moment.”
“If you want to understand our world, its messiness, its politics, its frames of reference, then study history. Everything has a history, and everything is shaped by historical forces. Even humor and memes have a history.
“Someday, years from now, some historians will study our memes, our humor, and the things we put out on social media just as we study the sources of the past and that is an exciting thought,” he added.
The sewer worker got a reward for the discovery. He had had ample opportunity to steal from the vault, but had decided to let the bank directors know of the problem instead.
The man gave up tons of money to make a dramatic entrance. Absolute LEGEND
Load More Replies...The directors of the bank didn't believe him at first which is why he had to persuade them by arranging the meeting in the vault.
Perhaps he had read the Sherlock Holmes story "The Redheaded League".
Hardly, as Sherlock Holmes first case was published in 1886.
Load More Replies...I could see some poor Japanese army cartographer trying to tell his bosses about the island that kept moving but being told he is drunk and go back to bed.
Don't know why you were downvoted for a simple question but yes, Minesweeper is a game. A minesweeper is also a ship.
Load More Replies...If you every do that again, I'll volunteer to be your kid
Load More Replies...I did the same with my dad. I loved it. Gettysburg was quite impressive.
Gettysburg is definitely an awesome inspiring place to visit. So much death over three days.
Load More Replies...I'm thinking she wishes she could stuff him in that cannon and fire it off.
According to Asst. Prof. Laura June Davis, social media and the online world in general can help get more people interested in history. “When used for educational purposes, social media can be a great way to engage audiences with history. There are informative accounts from various libraries, archives, professional organizations, and historical sites that share fun facts, artifacts from their collections, and other fun tidbits of historical knowledge.
“Some share newspaper articles, diary excerpts, or primary sources so you can gain a deeper understanding of the past. Other accounts have recounted past events in ‘real time’ to commemorate a centennial or sesquicentennial anniversary.
“Many great history podcasts use social media to promote their episodes,” she added. “All of these efforts work together to make history more accessible and appealing for general audiences.”
Do Australians call America out for this? I’m not aware this is a thing. We know we can’t point the finger here and most, educated, Australians wouldn’t dream of it. Glass houses and all that
I think the Unites States, Canada, Australia, and many others can all take solace...in blaming our British ancestry...
Load More Replies...B******t. Canada has a long way to go but it has taken great strides to publicly acknowledge its mistreatment of indigenous people. I stress that much remains to be done, but to suggest that Canada ignores its indigenous history while slagging the U.S. is just plain ignorant and lazy.
The meme is representing Canadians and Australians hoping not to be noticed when the US is getting criticized for treatment of indigenous people. It isn't suggesting Canada (or Australia) is slagging the US over the issue.
Load More Replies...Actually, if we go back a little further, it all started in Europe. Edited it to add that I'm a Brit who isn't ignoring the not-so-pretty past. And what is it with all this downvoting? 😑 Did I hurt someone's feelings by stating facts?
Canada doesn’t hide it, idk if ya know or not but now we are being taught about it in school and every grade we learn so much more
Started learning about in 1999, and more in the early 2000s when I went to a school that was in an Indigenous majority population community in my city. An author came to talk about her experiences in an Indian Residential School, and to promote her novels about her life. It was quite eye opening. Canada has slowly opened up about other stuff, too, and rewrote the history books, literally. My mom was taught, in the 60s/70s, Louis Riel was a traitor to Canada and the crown. When I was in school, in the 90s/00s, we were taught Louis Riel was founding father of Manitoba and a hero to the Metis.
Load More Replies...I have yet to hear of the USA take responsibility of what they did to their aboriginal people.
There were official apologies in 1993, as Bob commented on (although I believe that was exclusive to native Hawaiians), and in 2009 to all indigenous peoples of the US, as well as an apology to the indigenous peoples of the state of California in 2019. These were not necessarily well-received or conceived, but they are easily found if you were to look up whether the US has ever taken any responsibility for treatment of indigenous people.
Load More Replies...Add half of Europe who went to other countries and mistreated the indigenous people there. Don't think we don't see you.
Well man, all of us knows that this birthmark is a map of Korea
Load More Replies...I saw a meme that likened Post Malone's mustache to kissing capybaras - well, Brezhnev's eyebrows are snogging Guinea pigs.
There’s certainly no competing with those eyebrows…that eyebrow!!!
Oooh, love me some Ancient Aliens lol. Giorgio Tsoukalos' coiffure is a wonder to behold all on its own.
I love watching Ancient Aliens from start to finish and watching his hair get bigger and bigger 🤭
Load More Replies...This used to be accurate. Now, during the day, it's everything that isn't historical.
Asst. Prof. Davis revealed to Bored Panda that she herself sometimes uses history-based memes as a means of teaching the subject. “I have used history memes as an extra credit assignment in my classes. My students create memes based on a person, event, or concept that they have learned in class that week.
“Students love this assignment because they get to have fun, be creative, and make humorous memes. What they don't realize is that to create that meme they have had to review their notes, synthesize historical information, and then recreate it, this way engaging in higher-level thinking skills.
“I often share the memes with the rest of the class to serve as an informal review of the previous week's content and an opportunity to have a good laugh before class formally begins,” she shared.
Quite right. I'm glad someone is out there manning the barricades and standing up for workers' rights!
That would require an education system where the teachers would be allowed to teach something without constant interference from idiot parents, idiot amateurs on school boards and an idiot party enabling them.
Load More Replies...With Madame DeFarge leading the way! (If you know, you know.)
Hitler designed the VW. Most German corporations helped in the war effort. They manufactured things like hand grenades, tanks and Zyklon B.
Honestly, Volkswagen probably had less to atone for than the German chemical industry, like Bayer and others.
Load More Replies...XDDDDD. Mercedes, bmw, Hugo boss, adidas, puma, , and a long etc .
Volkswagen, German for the "Peoples Car". Brought to you by some guy named Adolf.
Fanta was invented during world war 2 for the Nazis as they couldn't get ingredients to make coke
I'm not a genius but I'm pretty sure you can't just move a boarder. Like a property line, it is still there even if not seen.
Correct, however the first hint are these markers. So unless you have some land surveying skills and stuff, it is difficult to tell the location of the border at first glance. So one can use other people's property unnoticed. A Dutch farmer in my region did it to marker stone of the Dutch-Belgian border, to make ploughing easier.
Load More Replies...If the sign or stone that indicates a border is moved by an unauthorized person (not to mention the international charade that would happen first), the border itself stays exactly as it was.
Mr. Olomi agreed that social media can work to the historian’s advantage, as that’s where they often share their research and classes. “Social media has created a global community where people from different backgrounds who were often siloed off in their respective social circles can now interact, communicate, and share with one another.
“We may be living in one of the most exciting time periods when it comes to history-learning; the amount of fantastic information that is available on Twitter, TikTok, or YouTube is unprecedented. It also is an opportunity to encounter histories we don't always hear about; the stories and lives that have been swept under the rug or forgotten over time,” he added.
And William Wyler dropped the ball when he made the remake of Ben Hur in 1959 by not using motorcycles instead on horses
He certainly could have avoided a lot of animal suffering.
Load More Replies...Amazing what you can do with a horse and a sword, isn't it. I've always wondered, is that how polo was invented?
Someone in the old days wrote something about playing with the heads of conquered enemies tied up in leather bags. Not sure what the 'sticks' were, but probably not swords. Too short and sharp/pointy. Game wouldn't last.
Load More Replies...All down to stirrups. The ability to stand in the stirrups to draw and aim a bow was such a huge advantage that there was no stopping them.
They also had very adaptive tactics, efficient communications in both long and short range, a simple yet effective government and, of course, biological warfare. But you're right that stirrups were quite the innovation back then.
Load More Replies...yet they couldn't beat one tiny island off the coast of south korea
It was typhoon season and the weather forecast service of Mongols was got sleeping.
Load More Replies...Henry I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII. Elizabeth I, II. Victoria. What do we win?
I thought European history would be a fun elective in school. It was until the test had different Louis as options and I didn't know which number did the thing
That's like the old one about naming 5 African animals and replying 4 lions and a giraffe.
Ali A. Olomi shared with Bored Panda that the thing that fascinates him the most about history is the stories and lives we encounter who may be centuries apart from us living today, but who share our fears, hopes, and dreams. “We study history and discover that while the years may separate us, there is so much that links us together. If you never want to feel alone again, study history; whatever you are feeling or have experienced, someone has gone through it before.”
As a UK citizen, I can confirm this in nonsense! We were taught about the wonderful British Empire - a movement that brought peace and order to the globe.
Ohhh you Brits! You are so funny. I just love your humor. Talking absolute s**t with a straight face. Hilarious
Load More Replies...The way it was for me was maybe one week about prehistory plus Mesopotamia and Egypt, and then forever on Greece and Rome. And then we're off to Western Europe for the Middle Ages, Renaissance, Industrial Revolution, a brief mention of WW1, an obsession with WW2, 20 minutes on the entirety of the 60s and then oops we ran out of time. I'm pretty sure there was more coverage specifically of Martin Luther or Eli Whitney than there was all of the rest of Africa, South America, Australia, and anything in Asia that wasn't a 10-minute survey of Hinduism or Chinese architecture.
Load More Replies...In South Africa, even in the '70s, we learned about southern African history. About the original inhabitants of this area (the San), the various tribes, Shaka, then only the European explorers and their effect on the continent, the World Wars, etc.
Hmm. I learned the most about South America and Africa in my college history class. The textbook and teacher were pretty blunt about how f’d up things got on both continents due to other countries interfering. Not sure this history would have done well in grade school, but it could have been at least started on in high school. Mind you I had to learn about Vietnam and Korean wars on my own because my 11th grade teacher spent the entire semester on WWII.
Nah, that's too optimistic. In Europe, it's mostly the west and in Asia, the east and some of the south
Yeah, was thinking Asia looks bigger and less than a Japan shaped island here than I remember from history class… :p
Load More Replies...thankfully, this is starting to change! I'm taking world history in school right now, and we are studying those places! (I'm from the US)
Hang on now, that's not true! We learned about Africa when it was colonized by European nations! And a tiny bit about ancient Egypt, like the mummies and stuff. Nothing else, but surely those are the only important bits anyway /s
Took "world history" in high school. Note the parantheis. Teach focused more on US history and black history month than what Napoleon did, or the Roman empire.
I'm actually trying to change this as much as possible for my high school student.
So you've the technology to bend time to your will, but not to control where you go?
1066 - 1453 - 1781 : damn' ! emoji-651e...62d256.png
For those who don't know. Napoleon lost much of his Grande Armee (great army) due to cold weather in Russia, winter of 1812-1813.
As a matter of fact, he mostly lost the soldiers because it was a relatively warm winter. Instead of retreating over frozen rivers and hard roads, they were bogged down in mud and slush. The deaths were mostly due to disease, which would likely have been less severe if the weather was colder. Finally, getting muddy and wet during the warmer days, followed by nights during which the temps dip below freezing means that the wet days destroy the insulation of your clothes, and then below freezing temps at night kill you..
Load More Replies...It's the mud of spring that gets you trying to invade Russia, more than the snow
So, in the midst of every other bit of Russia's military decline, even their famed 'General Winter' is now toothless and ineffective.
Ha! Well put. General Decline got promoted.
Load More Replies...I need to fix that: never get involved in ANY war! There… 😉👍🏻❤️☮️peace
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If I remember rightly, the original story of the Greeks giving a wooden horse to the people of Troy was fiction.
No way, next you'll be telling me that Achilles wasn't functionally immortal and Ares, Aphrodite etc weren't involved.
Load More Replies...I can say that here is happening one of these two thinks : You know nothing about Greek mythology or you want to offend Greece and the Greek people!!!
Ah, so the Soviets were actually playing the long game all along by getting us Americans addicted to cheap quality fried chicken in order to make us too fat to fight (as the army has weight restrictions)! From the bottom of my Family Fill-up, all I can truly say is that they just need to bring back the potato wedges and we'll be defeated for sure (seriously, why did they did they take them off the menu and replace them with fries?)
“Original or extra crispy, take your pick. No! No! Not that kind of pick!”
Piolet it's like a pick that you use to go climbing, mostly on ice. Sorry for my english
Load More Replies...KFC first opened up in 1952 in SLC, Utah. I'm not correcting the meme, I'm just pointing out that it's not trying to be serious.
Finland is the quiet next door neighbour who never gives you any trouble but if you upset them they might just kick the s**t out of you. I think Russia are starting to realise that with Ukraine......
When Finland won the Eurovision Song Contest, hell froze over and the world turned up-side down.
Load More Replies...Russians in the snow: where tf did that gunshot come from??? the Finn in the tree a half a mile away, using only his iron sights, snow in his mouth, and dressed head to toe in white: not me
Sadly died in 2002. Awesome history of this one . With the other one that ate all the methamphetamine of his patoon
Load More Replies...having a problem with a penguin that far north... maybe a walrus with a sword...
I guess it shows that Switzerland is a wealthy cozy little country surrounded by France, Germany and Italy (and still stayed out of war during the 2nd world war).
Load More Replies...Check out "Joyeux Noel" - a great film based (roughly) on these events.
Not quite true. Whole regiments had to be pulled out of trenches and posted elsewhere because the from the day after Christmas they wouldn't shoot at their new friends.
Interestingly there were several sections of the front who held out peace for several days a couple even up to new years
Shudders in German. Shudders even more in Chinese from 1966 to 1968.
yeah but if you joined Hitler youth, you got a cool dagger.
Load More Replies...Classic example of how to create hyper-inflation. The more $$$ you print the less money is worth. Germany tried this to pay off debt from WWI. Printed money to pay debt. Money had practically no value. Imagine a $2 loaf of bread costing $100 but you aren't getting paid any more.
When my in-laws visited Zimbabwe, they brought back my sons a 1 Billion dollar bill each. Worth about 5 cents.
For all the anti-American socialist c**p on BP, here's a GREAT reason to be angry at America: WE'RE doing that. We can get away with it because we have the standard international currency. In essence, our monetary policy is stealing trillions from the poorest of the poor.
Plenty of countries did that, and some countries do that. Basically it all goes down the drain since paper money was invented, and if I think about it long before that as well since authorities cut the percentage of precious metals in the coins and criminals shaved off parts.
I have a $10 trillion note from that time. It was enough to buy bread and 6 eggs, but the next day you could only buy half of that with it.
Mitsubishi the people that brought you Pearl Harbor (the infamous Zero fighter bomber was built by Mitsubishi)
Neat. How many civilians did we melt into the concrete in '45? How many civilians did we gas in Korea? How many civilians did we burn alive with napalm in Vietnam? Don't be a hypocrite.
Load More Replies...me: hey can I get a washing machine? general electric: sure here ya go! me: can I also have a 30mm GAU-8 Avenger Rotary autocannon that can fire literal uranium into a target and spew hundreds of bullets in just a second? general electric: you're not gonna believe this...
Me: how about a sports car? Mitsubishi: brace yourself. Me: wow u sell those too? Mitsubishi: maybe do u have money
Me: how about pearl harbor Mitsubishi: why not Me: also gas for the car and pearl harbor. Mitsubishi: maybe.
Load More Replies...become a gold member and receive a car, video game console, lawnmower, and TV
I've had a 2001 Mitsubishi Montero Sport XS for 15 years and has been the most reliable vehicle I've ever owned.
Omg th marcus licinius crassus song from horrible history.
Load More Replies...I find it disgusting that one man can be worth that much money and yet there is still so much poverty in the world. How much money does one man actually need?
Ah, yes, the current attitude that "Anything that happens outside my own lifetime is immaterial, irrelevant, and must be ignored totally, for I am the center of the universe and the only thing that matters!" I see this all the time, and it never fails to amuse and disgust me. Same with all the online lists of "Greatest (fill in the blank) of All Time", when they really mean "Greatest (fill in the blank) from Movies and TV, because God Forbid anyone should read a Book!"
Caesar also got his money by enslaving workers and looting entire economies
Tiberius added to that, then Caligula literally spent every Denarii in THREE MONTHS!
I'll bet when Jeffy goes to the bank for anything he gets offered the most expensive champagne and caviar in crystalware, instead of day old coffee with whitener in a Styrofoam cup.
Augustus Caesar: Am I a joke to you. Meme-Creator: You are... now.
Probably no different than anyone speaking to a wannabe dictator:)
Load More Replies...The fifth state is Canadians playing hockey against the USA. We're okay if we lose to anyone else, but those people, we need to beat
They didn't make them for long. Ferdinand forgot to provide them with anything like a machine gun for defence, so they were easy prey for enemy infantry and light armour.
The Porsche armored vehicles were infamous for their mechanical issues
Load More Replies...Supposedly, a Ukrainian called the Russian tech support for info on a tank they had captured. After getting support, he made a few suggestions to improve the tanks. Then he said it's so they'd work better when they were captured. He finished with "Slava Ukraini." and hung up.
"Can I go from Berlin to Warsaw with one tank? - Wait, I meant one tank of fuel."
Why would you want one in the first place? Just get a StuG III
The Swiss will always remain neutral so long as they can see a way of profiting from it.
Yeah, but when you want to take sides, people don't let you join the alliance...
If there is no neutral ground, there's no escape hatch from conflict. Also, the Red Cross is a medical and humanitarian organisation, not a political one. The innocent and injured should have a means to survive conflict wherever possible.
That's the flag of Switzerland, not the Red Cross
Load More Replies...Both are not as neutral as you think. They served as conduits for each side
All facial rec tech is sketch. Google pictures puts the little black boy next door in as my little black daughter all the time as a picture of her. C'mon,,,, it's a boy and a girl!!!!!
Genghis Kahn was...prolific The number of descendants is thought to be 0.5% of the worlds population or 16 million.
Load More Replies...My youngest brother can unlock my other's brother's phone with his face, but for some reason it doesn't work the other way around. They don't even look alike.
I would wonder if he'd snuck into the settings and set his face as a valid login. I don't use facial unlock settings, so I don't know if it would identify the person who is unlocking it
Load More Replies...Genghis Khan is responsible for the existence of about 12.5% of the known world population, if I remember correctly. At least one in eight given Chinese men specifically are descended directly from him, if I remember correctly.
That's actually ex-Arsenal and French footballer Thierry Henry.
They probably meant the size of a baseball. If it was just the shape, they could've made them any size.
Load More Replies...This should say "after WW2" as during WW2 the most common US grenade was the "pineapple" grenade, which also saw use the the Korean War.
We had the same grenades in Italy, the fuse was slightly different, but the size was roughly the same. Fun fact, they told us to throw them with a stiff arm, like in Cricket, and not with a windup like in Baseball. Either way, there was always somebody that managed to toss them perpendicular to their head. Fun times. Also, training and real grenade had the same color. Only difference was the stenciled "training only" on the side. Lots of confusion with those. I am told they are color coded today.
Fun fact: The baseball was made in the same shape as the Earth. #Suckitflatearthers
Probably some young American knows baseball, but not sphere. Maybe its the point,
"When Gärtner went public, the government was bewildered about what to charge him with regarding his escape. Gärtner was not an illegal immigrant, since he had been brought to the United States against his will. He had not really escaped from prison since all German POWs were to be repatriated to their original homes, and Gärtner was due to be sent back to his hometown in Silesia, which had become a part of Poland. Moreover, as he had escaped after the war had ended, there was some question of whether he was still a prisoner of war. Because of this, he was not charged with any offenses. The FBI announced that it had no further interest in him, and the Immigration and Naturalization Service confirmed it had no interest in deporting him." lolol
that was a hell of a read for sure! what a crazy life!
Load More Replies...There was an escape from Papago Park by German POWs during WW2. Most were quickly captured. Two of the more determined had a brilliant plan to paddle a kayak they built down the Gila River and eventually make it to the Gulf of Mexico and hail a U-boat. The Gila River is more of a suggestion than an actual river. They started walking south. One gave up soon after. It took a few days but the final escapee was picked up by a Tohono O'odham tracker. The German and the tracker didn't share a common language so the tracker used his thumb to signal it was time for the POW to climb on back his horse. The final escapee was safely returned.
Piccolomini (later known as the Pope Pius II) also depicted the Empress Barbara of Cilli as promiscuous lesbian vampire, just because of her early emacipation. Not a trustworthy source at all...
Zizka sounds like a badass to me. Because frankly, that’s pretty awesome. Great use of psychological warfare
Žižka is well-known person from Czech history, but that thing about his dying wish is not confirmed.
Not if I show up with a fork before I dispatch you. Try making a drum out of skin with hundreds of fork holes. Ha Ha.
The artist was very surprised that his sculpture was capable of supporting the weight of a train compartment, especially since it had never been designed for that. (And like my neighbor @T'Mar of Vulan, I had read an article about it.)
Load More Replies...Video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZhXfqUO6s and technical explanation why the glassfibre composite material could take the load. In short: Due to the heavy winds to be expected in that area, caused by the buildings there, the statue was tested in a wind channel. So it was made stronger than purely necessary to support the position of the fins. https://www.engineersonline.nl/hoe-een-kunststof-walvisstaart-een-metrostel-kan-dragen/
The scientist who said the swamp gas thing did eventually walk it back and was more open to the idea of UFOs.
Got a promotion to corporal for his service at Monte Casino!
Load More Replies...Poles are odd folks. Brave but odd. And a little too find if malicious Compliance
So there's actually a reason for this. To french is a way of cutting vegetables into strips before. So when they say french fries they actually meant frenched fries.
They are called french fries because "to french" is a way of cutting up something. "French fries" is short for "Frenched and fried potatoes".
French fries aren’t called “French” because of France. They’re called French fries because they’re “frenched”. A cutting technique.
Thank you, Danny! Exactly! Fried potatoes can hardly be called an „invention“ - as frying them in oil/grease has been known everywhere they grew. It‘s the cut, and it happens that coincidently, French people like to use this cutting shape with a lot of vegetables. (Julienned)
Load More Replies...And it turned out so well, especially after France occupied the Ruhr area as compensation...
It was the Widows Pensions that drove that number so high. It was the first time those were included as costs of war for reparations purposes
Here, the common view is that the reparations were so high only to calm public opinion and not intented to be paid fully. Fifty billions marks had to be paid unconditionnally. The 80 last billions were interest free and contingent on the Weimar Republic's ability to pay. Between 1919 and 1932, Germany paid less than 21 billion marks in reparations barely 15% of the reparations. And after WW2, commited to pay 50 percent of the remaining balance.
The story is tragic. Apollo was originally designed to use pure oxygen at quite low pressure. Big weight saving, and safe. They tested Apollo 1 with pure oxygen at atmospheric ambient pressure. Dead crew due to unstoppable fire. BIG mistake.
Apollo 1 also underwent a myriad of minor changes and updates to fix issues with the equipment, most of them not properly documented. The control panel was a mess of patches and stranded wires kept together by tape. Updates to the equipment from the contractors were daily occurrences and were not reflected in both the simulator and the manuals, something that was a huge headache for the crew and engineering teams. The fire was most likely from a short circuit in the faulty wiring.
Load More Replies...It's not the "Apollo 1 Crew". It's Ed White, Roger Chaffee and Gus Grissom. Show some respect to those who gave their lives in the pursuit of knowledge.
Chill, it's a meme, it's meant to be short and to the point. Also, people around the world probably recognize "Apollo" and "NASA", but might not know the names of the astronauts. So they'd get the meme right away.
Load More Replies..."Some of you may die...but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."
But wasn’t there a university in Bihar that held entrance exams until it was destroyed in 12th century AD?
Nalanda. And there were many more , concentrated in Bihar due to the short distance for transfer of resources from the kingdom of Magadh.Nalanda is the most prominent among them, while the Oldest( also the oldest known university in the world) , was Taxila. Then there was Ujjain, which had fewer courses than either of the previous ones, but was more specialised.
Load More Replies...The thumbs up in the top pictures is showing off how they haven't lost any digits in industrial accidents.
Do you remember when Trump told Denmark he wanted to buy Greenland? 🤣 Then got the hump when they said no 🤣🤣
Priceless. I am surprised he didn't use a sharpie to redirect a hurricane to Greenland as revenge.
Load More Replies...It's a save . I mean when climate change do his thing, they will have a place to live XDDDD
The American public was not at all in favor of joining the war until the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. And there were lots of American fascists who empathized with Germany (apparently, there still are).
Load More Replies...Animals can't deal with Romance languages beauty and complexity.
I wouldn't have relied on my horse not understanding anything but german if it had occasion to hear people speak in the other languages.
Oo Oo Oo Oo Can I be the first to point out that that's only Europe?
John Gielgud on Ingrid Bermann: "Poor Ingrid! She speaks five languages and can't act in any of them."
And those who have English as mother tongue rarely speak any other language.
Load More Replies...There's more to it than that. Eg. China buying nuclear fuel from Russia. The USA buying highly enriched uranium from Russia. Etc.
China gave Pakistan bomb technology, and Pakistan gave it to North Korea.
Does Maggie Thatcher count? We are talking women here and not hell spawn demon creatures from the darkest depths of the underworld.
She doesn't count - the Falklands War was to liberate British subjects from a literally fascist invasion. Plus the pending Gulf War 1 she was leading up to before she stepped down had true international backing.
Load More Replies...This is not an example of women ruling the world. It is an example of some women being able to rise to power in a world dominated by men. And some of them were not in charge, they were just the face of a governing power ruled by men.
In charge and you're a man.... fully culpable. In charge but a woman..... helpless, just totally feeble when it comes to anything bad happening. Got it!
Load More Replies...yeah because these women had to deal with men, and men only understand war. if all world leaders were women, then a lot of countries wouldn't talk at all or would gossip with other countries about your country :D (ohh i gonna get hate for this, won't i?)
Oh. My. God. Have you *seen* Germany's butt? She's totally had something done.
Load More Replies...Golda Meir as well. But they don't tend to start wars, just deal with the consequences of the actions of others.
In this case, Golda had to deal with an invasion of Israel by Egypt, Jordan and Syria
Load More Replies...Or as Robin Williams said... there'd be no war, just intense negotiation every 28 days.
I don't remember Will Smith starting a war, or being a woman for that matter... /s
Queens in Europe caused 23% more wars than kings did according to historians
yep. but add that they all converted to christianity
Load More Replies...I"m not normally in favor of book burning, but I think we should make an exception.
As a Native Canadian (Mi'qmak) myself, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Well, some of them agreed, at least at first. Then they realized (too late) how bad an idea that was....
And stupid rules. (I'm South African and British and I studied up on American football so I could understand what the heck was going on in the movie "Necessary Roughness". Which is cheesy but features Robert Loggia yelling at the team, "I want you to rip their f'ing heads off and sh't down their necks!! Let us pray.")
Load More Replies...‘And let’s call it football, but run with the “ball” in your hands; just to f**k with the English.’
And there is an average of 18 minutes of actual running around with a ball and the rest is interchanging players and time outs etc.
“Would you share a troika with Kamenev and Zinoviev?” “No, I’ll just slay.”
The elves are born into it, and there’s no option to do anything else. It’s very sad.
Load More Replies...Not exclusive to Victoria. We have the Elizabethan era, the Jacobean era, the Regency era, Edwardian era... Of course, the names are Anglo-centric.
I mean, better him then fuckboy Chris
Load More Replies...And Simon Bolivar has several countries named after him, if I remember correctly.
There has never been a so called "Victorian Era" in continental Europe.
Not sure what that top picture is supposed to be...but we couldn't care less about that day, it's never been taught at school or mentioned elsewhere. We're too concerned with people who don't know about Star Wars day on the day before.
I'm pretty sure the first pic is two di*ks on a steering wheel.
Load More Replies...WW1 started because an austrian got shot and WW2 started because another austrian didn't get shot
I thought WW1 was because Archie Duke shot an Ostrich because he was hungry 🤔...
I think the fact this is on Ohio explains it perfectaly.
Which is in Germany. "People from Friesland don't drink much but often; and then a lot." Such, supposedly, is written in the book of the elders.
Load More Replies...When we were studying 18th century European history at school, we learned about the "1st sharing of Poland", "2nd sharing of Poland", "3rd sharing of Poland", with ever-moving boundaries, between their powerful neighbors.
It is not true.. I am not English but I love the cuisine. This stupid cliché bores me to death :D It is simply not true.
I order British food off of Amazon. Especially their canned baked beans because it doesn't have all the garbage in their food like in the US. And it tastes better.
Load More Replies...Usage is simply different. Different spices and herbs and used in a variety of ways. Not truly less in range, just intensity of heat. Remember spices were used to preserve and also hide food that was turning - so cooler climates needed the spices less. Trade in spices goes back centuries for Britain with the rest of Europe - Spain and Portugal venturing forth before England did. https://medium.com/@LiaTripleL/spices-and-class-misunderstood-british-food-a0fd8e2e51d
Load More Replies...To be fair, there wasn't much left of Austria that could be blamed for the war^^
I think you're thinking of WWII, this meme refers to WW I - Austria-Hungary were still a pretty major power then.
Load More Replies...It's a reference to the assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria which started World War 1. The joke is that Germany got the blame at the end for the War because as an ally of Austria they had to join the war.
Load More Replies...US-Mexico border was first formally established by the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo in 1848 after the Mexican-American war and uses various geography to determine where that border is.
Load More Replies...The pig war "it's your job to keep your potatoes out of my pig!"
Load More Replies...The US Canadian border was not decided so easily. In the west, many Americans cried "54 40 or fight!" War was avoided, though.
PepsiCo once owned 17 ex-Russian submarines, a cruiser, a frigate, and a destroyer. "1989: The year soda company Pepsi briefly became a naval superpower" - https://www.historyskills.com/classroom/year-10/pepsi-navy/
Samsung is a conglomerate which also makes weapons. Pepsi got warships from USSR in return for their debt and sold them for scrap metal. Meme makers push too much as usual.
Load More Replies...What! Next you'll be telling me that Boeing has a military.
Nooo. Bitcoin. I looked at Bitcoin for a completely above board honest (ahem) transaction in the 90s and it was selling at around $12.50. Dumbest move I ever made was not spending every coin I could afford on it. I could have sold at $70,000 a piece a few years ago.
Load More Replies...They assimilated along with the Denisovans. All three bred with each other. The only people that don't have neanderthal dna in them are the ones that never left Africa. The information is out there.
Load More Replies...Very good point. You could almost add "what happened to the rest of the mammals".
I'm not one for denying a terrible past perpetrated by my ancestors (I'm South African and British) but honestly, you wanna go back 45 thousand years to complain? REALLY?
Yugoslavia was a feankenstein monster stitched together by red nazis to create a non-stop conflict area in Europe. The same as Karabakh in Azerbaijan, Teansnistria in Moldova.
Not true bro, I have heritage from Yugoslavia, and they were independent from Stalin's fist, the war was only made because Croatia, Bosnia, and other countries wanted to secceede, particularly Croats, Muslims, and the Albanian majority in Kosovo. Not everything that's bad is always directly "nazi or "commie".
Load More Replies...Gpa, do YOU want to watch a football match with YOU...? Oopsies daisies lol
I don't get it, first they are talking about Pokemon and then instantly moving to the topic of the Soviet Union
This phrase does not mean literally "written". It means that the winners can and will influence history more than those who lost. The changes a winner makes usually last longer than the changes of the losers. It is the same as somebody says "xy had written history", by breaking a record or discovering some new medicine etc
History may be written by the winners, but it is rarely read by them.
"History is written by the victors" is one of the biggest BS phrases in all of history. This is almost only true in ancient history, where there is a lack of sources, or when there is some sort of total war/colonialism ongoing, or if it's some sort of rebellion/revolution. When both sides survive a war, then both sides will write about it. Sometimes the POV of the loosers is even the better known.
Yep. The American Civil War “Lost Cause” myth is a prime example and it’s having a negative effect on our country to this day.
Load More Replies...My father was the other way. He ran away from home at THIRTEEN to join the army (in 1941!) and his father went and dragged him back home. He finally managed to join in 1944 and was promptly sent to Italy with the Transvaal Scottish. He said his time in the army and WW II were the best of his life. I miss you, Dad.
I was in University happening to pass the counselor's office and heard the words of an Australian student who had just received his draft letter for the Vietnam war, and didn't want to fight. It was a real problem.
This is not really accurate. College deferments were limited by Nixon in 1971, allowing some college students to be drafted. When you hit 19 years of age, you were entered into an annual lottery to determine if you needed to serve.
I drew the nember 312, which meant I would be called up only if the Chinese Communist army reached the outskirts of Pittsburgh.
Load More Replies...Did we go so far whitewashing nuclear energy to the point where we are actually cheering for the fckng Chernobyl? The reactor responsible the death of 60 thousand people and countless thyroid cancer cases among children? Who made this meme, World Nuclear Association?
That's not "nuclear energy"s fault though. It's the fault of the idiot that didn't follow the safety rules. Blaming nuclear energy for the Chernobyl disaster is like blaming the knife in a murder case.
Load More Replies...Check math. The four Chernobyl reactors produced a total of 4,000 Megawatts. Wind turbine 400 Megawatt hours per month. So what a wind turbine produces in a month, Chernobyl produced in a tenth of an hour. 6 minutes.
Load More Replies...The opinion of Britain about the USA is almost identical to the opinion of ancient Greece about ancient Rome.
As an American, I've always been grateful of the strong friendship the UK has with the United States. They are almost like the ultimate big brother and I don't see my opinion of them ever changing. They always have our back and I would hope the US would always do the same for them.
The goodest girl that there ever was. 1318722352...b53c3e.jpg
I think the majority of western civilisation has very little clue how evolved and developed African civilisations were before industrialised slavery tore the infrastructure apart. Royalty in Great Zimbabwe ate off Ming Dynasty china.
You are arguing that because artifacts from an ancient and evolved civilization was found at the ruins of an African country it must mean that those cultures were equals at the time of contact.
Load More Replies...I heard recently that there was no word "heaven" in ancient Greek. So all those references to "heaven" and "heavens" throughout the New Testament actually meant "sky".
French Guyana is the main one. But there are still plenty of others.
After pondering a bit, I believe the joke is when you talk about BC it is the reverse of AD. So 7999 is actually after 8000. It is like saying Google was invented in 2004 so in 2005 people were using it. The brain is trained to look at numbers in the correct order. So it looks wrong at first. Then again I could be wrong and l am way off the mark.
Load More Replies...why is mickey standing with the Stanley Cup? Is this picture from 2007 when the Ducks won or something?
Last I heard, the USA's largest export was scrap paper. "the top exporter of Waste paper is the United States with 2,146,814 shipments" a year. The UK is a distant second in the exporting of scrap paper.
And now you will hear that being the top exporter of A does not necessarily mean that A is your top export.
Load More Replies...What website is that again? I've been wanting to find it foe some time now.
North Korea invaded the South and got pushed back quite hard, so probably not. Afghanistan vs the USSR would be appropiate though
Load More Replies...Finland did and does far better than red nazis. Red nazis helped Vietnam, Cuba and North Korea to "win 'Murica". How's life for "winners"? Third world shitholes.
Personal opinion. I'll probably get downvoted for this but my opinion is that it was built in the first place to get money from tourists. The ditch around the whole arena was to stop the visitors from entering without first paying the entrance fee at the heel stone. And an extra fee to sit or stand on top of the trilithons.
Very forward thinking of prehistoric man then….
Load More Replies...It means I think you'll find. I guess you could say it sounds a tad smug
You've still left the spice islands of the East Indies on the map. Indonesia should disappear, too. And without Indonesian spices, the West Coast of Australia would vanish as well.
In the US, we have both American History and World History and we're required to take both classes.
US history, from when It starts? Because here in Italy it's a looooooooooong trip... And we start from Big Bang & Neanderthal...
Load More Replies...At my schools (in Australia) it was the industrial revolution in England, the First Fleet to Australia (over and over), Australia's part in WWI (over and over), tiniest bit on Aboriginal culture, ancient Egypt, China in the era of terracotta warriors and not much else!
Yes. You were taught about the great British Empire and all the places you colonized and brought civilization to sans the bits about the slaughter and genocide
Load More Replies...Renaissance (late 15th and early 16th century) castles in France are definitely not neo-classic. It's the 17th century ones, like Versailles that are.
Someone took the time to make something to make others smile, please don't mock their work to bring happiness
Load More Replies...I'm from the Balkans and I can confirm that we have elevated "hating/slaughtering each other for no good reason" to an art form.
You are such a beautiful countries... And these days here in Italy we are hearing that there are other problems near Kosovo... Please tell me more ..
Load More Replies..."This post was made by the Balkan gang". Even more appropriate if the post was made by North Korea, which is the only country in the world adjacent to four hostile superpowers: Russia, China, Japan, and South Korea supported by the USA.
north korea and china are not hostile, and increasingly they are not hostile with russia either.
Load More Replies...you mean she has normal human people teeth?!?!?! the GALL!!
Load More Replies...I still see 3 European languages... no Chipewa, no Aztec or Guarani... sorry, folks.
révisez votre histoire les gars : c'est PRECIOSEMENT parce que la France et la Grande-Bretagne ont honoré leurs engagements vis-à-vis de la Pologne qu'elles sont entrées en guerre avec l'Allemagne en septembre 1939 ! :)
Europe inposed sanctions on Germany. Red and brown nazis tricked sanctions, built wehrmacht, divided Poland, Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania.
Surely not with all these wonderfully 'accurate' historial memes to go by???!!!!! /s Good luck anyway!
Load More Replies...I disagree. If you know virutally nothing about history, they aren't funny. If you know a decent amount, they're funny. If you know a lot, they're not funny.
Load More Replies...Surely not with all these wonderfully 'accurate' historial memes to go by???!!!!! /s Good luck anyway!
Load More Replies...I disagree. If you know virutally nothing about history, they aren't funny. If you know a decent amount, they're funny. If you know a lot, they're not funny.
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