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While you feast on all that candy, laying high on sugar while watching a new Netflix drama about serial killers totally ready to sleep with your lights on like a grown-up child, you gotta make sure to do one more thing, and that’s not opening yet another bag of candy corn.
What I mean is that we have to put our beloved spooky Halloween in a much-needed perspective and reflect on both its absurdity and its fun. And there’s no better way to do that than to take a good scroll through the Halloween memes we've wrapped up for you to enjoy. Scroll down and upvote your favorite ones as you go!
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While we all excitedly wait for Halloween, decorating our garden, sorting out the spookily delish menu for the party and getting ready to dress to impress, it may be just as tempting to simply sit on the sofa, watch movies, and munch on candy all day.
So in order to find out how to get the best out of Halloween, we spoke with Maggie Jackson, a lifestyle expert blogger, TV host, and frequent contributor to KTLA Morning News in Los Angeles. Being a mom of two toddlers, Maggie Jackson shares tips to make families' lives more fun, healthier, and easier, including simple recipes and product recommendations.
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idrow1 3 years ago
Pits are a scary breed of dog without giving them demon looking horns. You should have giving him a wig with pigtails or something to make him look less threatening. pitbull-wi...b07b34.jpg 
Jessica Blankenship 3 years ago
My pit bulls will only wear hats lol, they would never let me do this lol
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Halloween is the kick-off to the holiday season, says Jackson, and a great time to start making memories with your family. “Annual family traditions, like visiting the pumpkin patch, carving a pumpkin and baking pumpkin bread together, are important for little ones to create a sense of belonging.”
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trinity armor 1 year ago
every damn year,I cut my candy pieces in half and test on them to find that they were perfectly good and normal 🤬
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araT Backwards 3 years ago
really tired of not finding free drugs or being offered like the Raegans promised.
Monday 3 years ago
Me too! I've lived for 30 years and I've never been offered free drugs by a stranger!
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Joe Reaves 3 years ago
No idea where these rumours come from - no one likes your kids enough to give them free drugs. Those things are expensive!
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
Reminds me of one of the early episodes of Degrassi Jnr High- two girls say their mothers told them there would be pushing drugs on them at Jnr High, but they haven't been asked even once and are disappointed :) so then a guy who overheard them sells them drugs, which turn out to be vitamins
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ADHD raptor 3 years ago
ikr im truamatized i need at least 8 years of therapy
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An Unpopular Opinion. 3 years ago
Horrifying???!!! How DARE you?!! That is an *adorable* ghost caught on tape
Agnes Jekyll 3 years ago
OMG. Went right over my head until this second. Must get some sleep.
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Alice In_Hell 3 years ago
It's a ghost...stuck on a roll of tape...caught on tape, like 'caught on camera'
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Wuggerhumphden 3 years ago
There will be people who don't get this joke becauythey don't know that things used to be recorded on tapes. Now that's spooky!
According to Jackson, “your family Halloween tradition can be as simple as visiting the costume store together or you can go deeper and volunteer at a local pumpkin patch that gives back to a nonprofit.”
For those who don't know where to start, Jackson’s tip is to google local seasonal events. “Your family will love feeling a part of your community as you visit local pumpkin displays, haunted houses and festive hay rides,” she said.
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Jessica Cifelli 3 years ago
To be honest, if I got to be Professor McGonagall, I'd dress like that all the time
Lia Salvatore 3 years ago
wait... she wears green, right? emerald green? the Slytherin House color? despite being head of Gryffindor?
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a_smol_berry 3 years ago
I love Prof. McGonagall, I’m on the 6th book. Haven’t stopped crying over Padfoot and Filch missing 1 and 2. (I’m trying not to spoil anything. 😅
D. Pitbull 3 years ago
That cloak is AWESOME. If I had that cloak, I'd wear that thing EVERYWHERE.
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bElLa sTairZz 3 years ago
not trying to be rude but how is that dark humor?
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LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
🎶Shrieking skulls will shock your souls, seal your doom tonight🎶
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Brendan 3 years ago
Thank you! If they're not offending anyone, they should be able to wear whatever they like - whether it be silly or sexy.
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Hatred Pony 3 years ago (edited)
I've said it before and got downvoted for it but here I go again. I have done both, I'm a huge nerd and nerdy costumes have always been so much fun for me even if no one knew what I was except me and my partner. I also enjoy feeling confident and sexy, and just dressing up. Halloween is the time of year where I don't feel out of place for wearing something a little more revealing in public so once in awhile I'll do sexy costumes. Why are women being boxed into a category because of one day a year? Can't we just wear whatever the hell we want as long as we're not blatantly offensive and you just mind your own business? You ladies stand on one side preaching feminism and then turn around and judge the girls who have the confidence to show skin. Just live and let be.
Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
There are more than two kinds of women on Halloween. I don't see a creepy, scary costume here, so there are at least three.
Moreover, traditions at home are important, too. “Bake apple crisp together, deck out the home in Halloween decor, create "boo bags" for your neighbors, and go trick-or-treating, of course!”
When asked what to do when it seems like every year it's becoming harder to make an impressive Halloween costume, Jackson believes that the perfect Halloween costume is one that you feel good in! “It doesn't matter if it's trendy, you made it at home or spent hundreds of dollars on it, as long as you feel confident and can have fun in what you're wearing!"
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Mistiekim 3 years ago
My snickers contained the doorway to the Beyond portion of Bed Bath and Beyond.
trinity armor 1 year ago
I'm jealous this kid gets a gateway to hell and I get plain rolos instead🤬
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Joshua Moore 3 years ago
This is so my significant other and me, only I'm the one on the left and she's the one on the right. 🤣🤣
Auntriarch 3 years ago
Both! (Even after waking up to find I hadn't got all of last night's make up off)
Ovata Acronicta 3 years ago
I was so into making my costume work so I could go hang out at my friend's haunt and scare some folks this year. Then stuff happened and now I can't be scary :( I mean, getting covid is scary, but not the kinda scary I wanna be.
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Shelby Minchew 3 years ago
And always crying at the one toy aisle in every other store imaginable... but it was Toys R Us where we could cry anywhere, any aisle, tantrums available in all sections!
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Jessica J. 3 years ago (edited)
🎶🎶"I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid. There's a million toys at Toys R Us that I can play with!"🎶🎶
"Little kids, who could care less about making an impression on social media or at a party, are the perfect examples of choosing a costume that only matters to them,” Jackson said.
This year, Jackson said she was excited to coordinate a family costume, but her 4-year-old “insisted on wearing his exact same dinosaur costume from last year.” She added: “Meanwhile, my 2-year-old refuses to put on any costume I show her. It's been a great practice of releasing control and finding joy in the simple. I'm looking on the bright side: reusing last year's costumes is the most sustainable option - for my wallet and the environment!”
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Lea Panthera 3 years ago
Miraculous...simply the best...up to the test when things go wrong...(lol reply if you get the reference)
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Purple Bayes 3 years ago
It’s way more amusing now knowing the Michael mask is a bleached Captain Kirk mask
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Tatum Graham 2 years ago
i made zombie cupcakes they were double choclate and had vanilla icing dyed green with pink sparkly brains poking out
CalicoKitty 3 years ago
Halloween month starts, I load into Halloween mode, I stand too close to a pumpkin, I explode. Repeat.
Ovata Acronicta 3 years ago
And we eat that right up without fail. BBL gotta hunt some pumpkin-headed monsters.
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StrangeOne 3 years ago
I always like to think the candy companies are like this at the big meetings. "Alright guys. We got most of our old overhead batches out for Halloween. Now we'll send off the rest for Christmas. We got our graphic designers creating some festive artwork for the wrappers. Maybe change the colour of the coating on the M&Ms. Those kids won't care there's no difference. But we gotta hustle now to make room for the new stuff we're now making for next year." (I know it's not super funny, but I'm sure it's very accurate.)
Anya Beboop 3 years ago
Halloween candy is getting more and more expensive to buy in the large packages @_@
k sand 3 years ago
And more places don't do the half off sale the day after!
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Mrs Irish Mom 3 years ago
Candy companies counting der halloween cash until nov 1st then its christmas choc
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Electra Complex 3 years ago
Always make sure to get two; they're social creatures and get lonely!
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Richard Henderson 3 years ago (edited)
There should be no Christmas isle in October. Preferably no mention of Christmas until late November.
Marissa Taylor 3 years ago
ash someone who loves christmas more then halloween. i totally agree with you
Load More Replies... Shelby Minchew 3 years ago
Then forget Black Friday because it's going to be a straight massacre!
An Unpopular Opinion. 3 years ago
Walmart is replaceing Halloween with Christmas already :D it was fun to look at 'cause Halloween has never been my favorite holiday
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
I was about to start yelling at you, then I saw your username and can't stop laughing 😂
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Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
*Shopping clerk in the middle of it, coming to understand the meaning of the word "futility". And weeping. Oh, the weeping.*
Pet_Person 3 years ago
All the stores in my area are already decorated for christmas. They had Halloween stuff for like three weeks.
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
I’ve been playing “shake shake shake señora” all morning! Now I’ll never get it out of my head lol
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NoverPlover 3 years ago
We keep our 12 foot skeleton up year round and dress him in different costumes… and we just bought a 15 ft phantom too!
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
One of my neighbors got two of those 10 foot inflatable figures (a reaper and a ghost) that they leave on overnight and every morning the Reaper is bent backwards, and it's the funniest thing about my Halloween season.
KING ILLEGAL FOREST 3 years ago
My co-worker bought one of those, but it was stolen last week. She said she was mad, but she also has the footage from her Ring system showing the thieves, and them trying to get the 12 foot skeleton into their tiny car was ten minutes of comedy gold.
Benita Valdez 3 years ago (edited)
So many people in my neighborhood have the 12ft skeleton and one even have a werewolf. I want them both!
norabest321 3 years ago
As a former Home Depot worker, dude, you have to buy your large Halloween decorations in before October 1st. The year I worked there the giant skeletons were gone by the middle of September. Same with Christmas stuff.
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Commander Ducky 3 years ago
100% me at any store... At least until they decide to rearrange it >:(
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Bryan W. 3 years ago
No true introvert is actually having trouble with this. Only the band wagoners. Lights off.
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VonBlade 3 years ago
Exactly. So obvious a choice I don't even think about it.
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Set cauldron of candy outside. Or you can be the nice adult that doesn't make kids do anything for candy (like say trick or treat) cause you understand there are introverted kids too
Kendra Miller 3 years ago
Where I grew up we never got trick or treaters. Last year was my first time being home at my house that is close to downtown in my little town. Do people actually try and make people jump through hoops to get the candy? I just complimented costumes, and encouraged the kids and parents to take as much as they like. Later teens came by and they seemed surprised that I was still hanging out candy and they only took a little, even after me telling them I didn't want leftovers. The teens sounded like they were ready to be turned away. They want to be kids still and have fun. I hope they had a good night and I hope they come by again this year.
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Uncanny 3 years ago
Halloween stresses my pup out every year. We’re ‘lights out’ kinda people. So, when someone rings the doorbell, the plan is to ignore and go about our business. The dog, however, never gets the memo. Doorbell goes. Pup leaps to his feet and races to the front door to be first to confront the danger. Waits for us to walk up the hallway to the door to back him up…after a few seconds, charges back down the hallway and looks at us with incredulity sitting on the couch. Bell goes again. Dashes back to front door. We don’t appear. Races back down the hallway to stare frantically at his humans. Rinse and repeat. Days of confusion and him questioning everything he’s previously known to be true ensue. 😉😂
Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
My driveway is 100m long. In 25 years of living here, not one trick-or-treater has even made the attempt.
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anime girl 3 years ago
They said “I am evil because I think skeletons do not immediately make something hilarious!” I’m furious
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RoanTheMad 3 years ago
bah, who needs plastic skulls when you've got real ones lying around. (I do, but not human ones. xD)
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Ukyqtpi 3 years ago
"Here Lewis! This is corn that tastes like candy!" (eats it) "This tastes like c**p"' And every year since then, Halloween is returned and I, like an Alzheimer's patient, find myself in a room, and the room has a table in it, and on the table, is a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it, as if I've never seen it before. "Candy corn," I think. "Corn that tastes like candy. I can't wait." (eats it) "SON OF A B***H!" I love AND agree with Lewis Black
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Rostit . 3 years ago
I hope every person who glorifies that sh*tstain of a human learns their mistake.
Crazy Dave 3 years ago
Actually even watching the show would support it. If you’re saying “it’s bad” to dress up, and then go home and watch it you’re a hypocrite. Don’t support it at all or else more content like that will be released.
Jessica J. 3 years ago
If you're going for truly scary, serial killers certainly qualify, though you don't need special clothes to "dress up" as one, since the scariest part is that they look just like normal humans. I mean, there are multiple iconographic characters that were inspired by Ed Gein, including Leatherface and Hannibal.
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago (edited)
I'm not taking sides here, but I fail to see why this is a problem when a lot of people throughout the years have dressed as real serial killers, Bonnie and Clyde come to mind. And don't downvote me! I'm genuinely curious as to why some are ok, and some are not.
gabriel Pagonis 2 years ago
a girl i know at my school failed nnn to jeffry dahmer i really hate my school
gabriel Pagonis 3 years ago
the fact girls simped for a killer is bad what's dumb is the killer was gay
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trinity armor 1 year ago
I know,happy Halloween have some updoots Screenshot...f15b90.png 
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TheDemonicCat 3 years ago (edited)
Can we not judge people on what they do and don't celebrate?! Some financially can't do it and others just don't care for it
Michelle Brandt 3 years ago
My youngest is at the "Halloween decorations are scary" stage, so no decorations this year.
Hill Branda 3 years ago
This! Just moved last Feb. and only two houses out of 20 have Halloween decorations. This street is a bunch of fuddy duddies.
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LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
My classmates and I years ago were walking to the school from my house for the Halloween dance, we passed someone on the way who commented on my friends scarecrow costume by saying "nice Halloween costume", friends response: "Halloween, what's that?"
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Daydreaming in the dark 3 years ago
this year we are handing out full sized bars no more of that fun size
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Auntie Bear 3 years ago
They're sugar cookies with pumpkin designs on them. They come in a tube, you just slice the dough and bake them.
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Henry Edison Jurman 3 years ago
Ah yes how relatable. I also clone myself to look inside the windows. The more I can observe the more accurate i can be when finding the next designated spirit halloween store.
Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 3 years ago
I'm not really into horror, but I complimented a kiddo on his Pennywise costume.
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pusheen buttercup 3 years ago
That would be so cool, seasonal ubers- a sleigh paint job for Christmas, a hearse for Halloween - and seasonal music
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Jessica Cifelli 3 years ago
Probably one of the best Halloween movies for kids! Even had Debbie Reynolds in it!
Kristal 3 years ago
For kids? Pfft for all ages! Yup 35 and watching this movie on Halloween is on my checklist.
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Marvin HeartofGold 3 years ago
The Spirit in my old city had a guaranteed home in the building that gym's perpetually tried to set up shop in. Sorry dude bros,. That town would rather get spoopy then get fit lol
trinity armor 1 year ago
your comment has granted you an UPDOOT! Screenshot...72c0dc.png 
Shelby Minchew 3 years ago
I just love these. It's always a treasure hunt finding Spirit Halloween every year!
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too indesicive to choose name 3 years ago
You sly devil... Take my upvote!
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Guile main 3 years ago
I'm sorry, but the bodies orientation is bothering me. Is that an armpit, a neck, or a person on their side?
Jessica Broussard 3 years ago
It's a toddler laying on their back with hands behind their head on a pillow
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JoJO Banks 3 years ago
Ok no comments yet so I'll bite - WTheliteralF is up with the dude in the bottom panel??????? I desperately want to scroll away from this but somehow cannot. I feel like I need answers and will be haunted forever until I do.
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Kermit 3 years ago
Hopefully not, we just got our first snow, we don't need a second!
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Blazej Kowalczyk 3 years ago
But hear me out - animal skin rugs looking like dead slasher villains - including head with mask :D
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Garry Cowan 3 years ago
What are those things? Seen them a lot but they don't have them here in UK I don't think
Julie 3 years ago
https://www.pillsbury.com/products/cookies/holiday-shape-cookies/pumpkins
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Andy Frobig 3 years ago
If you're in the US, look for where there used to be a Toys R Us or Pier One Imports or some other belly up chain and you will probably find a Spirit Halloween...but hurry
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sirfryingpan 3 years ago
Fourth of July: *ends* Department stores in America: “This is Halloween, this is Halloween!”
Andy Frobig 3 years ago
If you're in the US, look for where there used to be a Toys R Us or Pier One Imports or some other belly up chain and you will probably find a Spirit Halloween...but hurry
Load More Replies... sirfryingpan 3 years ago
Fourth of July: *ends* Department stores in America: “This is Halloween, this is Halloween!”
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