Between work, cooking, chores, kids, the occasional social life, and everything else adulthood throws our way, finding the motivation to exercise isn’t easy. That’s why so many of us look for inspiration to keep going—whether it’s new workout gear, progress pics, or a bit of outside encouragement.
For many, that encouragement comes from fitness influencers. And to be fair, plenty of them are genuine experts who share solid advice on training and healthy living. But mixed in with the professionals are those who care more about likes and sponsorships than helping anyone, and their “tips” can sometimes do more harm than good.
That’s where the subreddit r/gymsnark steps in, calling out the most dishonest, clueless, or downright embarrassing influencers. Scroll down to see some of their best roasts.
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This Is The Kind Of Attitude I Wish Some Influencers Had
How does this decent man fit the title "75 Fitness Influencers Who Got Dragged For Being More Embarrassing Than Inspiring"?
Yes, seems like a sports star with a proper view of what they do.
Load More Replies...Read the lyrics of Ralph McTell's Song "Streets of London". It's an old but wonderful song and so damɲ right.
Good for him. Far too many athletes have no understanding of reality.
Don't do that. Just downvote and report if necessary. Once the comment gets enough downvotes it will be hidden. All you're doing is drawing attention to it and making sure everyone immediately goes to look. So really you're promoting it.
Load More Replies...Some Fitfluencers Need To Realize This
Thing is you think they wanna be heard 'in the back' when they're out here talking rubbish in the front, on purpose. Too many idiots at the front to care.
Load More Replies...If anyone's interested, I can answer for myself how I've managed some of this, but the disclaimer is that it won't work for everyone. There's equipment-free workout videos on YouTube, as well as some free apps in Google's Play store. I'm also in a position to not have a vehicle, which forces me to do lots of walking (a severely underrated exercise); if it's reasonably safe for you to walk more, I recommend it. The only thing I can suggest for food is just be aware of what you're eating. For example, go for a store-brand cheese stick or yogurt instead of a candy bar; it's not great for you, but it's at least got other good stuff and you won't pay more for it than the candy. But like I said, this stuff won't work for everyone, but it works for me and it might work for someone else.
My current shopping mantra is "can't eat if I don't buy it". 🙄 It took an effort to train myself, but it seems to get a bit more ingrained lately.
Load More Replies...Check out your local schools, getting into refereeing is free and gets you out.
I Hope This Becomes The Norm
More: it should not be necessary, it's common sense
Load More Replies...I hope this applies to influencers who think the gym is their private studio.
Given that the whole point of exercising, unless you’re aiming to be a professional athlete, is to improve your health, it’s pretty heartbreaking when something so positive gets twisted into a tool for deception by those chasing fame and profit.
To make money and build clout, some gym influencers bend the truth in all sorts of ways. They promote impossible physiques by heavily editing photos or using performance-enhancing medication, while others push “miracle” weight-loss products that can do more harm than good.
Instead of helping, these practices mislead followers who genuinely want advice, creating a culture of insecurity and spreading dangerous misinformation.
Scream It For Laura Sitting In The Back Row
I do not have a nanny/housekeeper/cook. I also do not have to carry water in a bucket for miles from a village well. We don't all have the "same" 24 hours.
"Time is money" - and vice versa. Gotta have to pay one resource (take the bus to the laundromat, wait for the machine, take the bus home, save money but pay time) to get the other (wash in your own machine - or better yet pay someone to do it for you - pay money, save time).
Load More Replies...Just Thought This Was Funny And Wanted To Share
Well, she has said repeatedly that she pays a lot to look the way she does!
Load More Replies...His skin care routine is wiping himself with a towel he found outside because men are b*****ds.
Now Show Me How You Did From 25 To 35
For the sake of your sanity, don’t use others’ “glow up” pics to measure yourself. They’re almost certainly edited (or altogether fake) and they may also spend 6 hours a day at the gym, take steroids, or just have lucky genes you don’t.
When you’re on the receiving end of all this, it’s hard not to wonder: why would anyone risk their own health, and that of others, just to sell a lie? The answer, unfortunately, is simple: it’s lucrative.
“In the current economic climate, the fitness industry is a very appealing place,” James Smith, a personal trainer, fitness influencer and bestselling author who has been open about using steroids in his early 20s, told The Guardian.
Seems Apt
Same with cars. At least in America, cars come in various shades of grey, white, and black. If it's an expensive sports car there is a red option. Occasionally they'll put a dab of color in the grey and you can even see it when the light hits it just right.
I have an irrational hate towards those grey cars. The colour reminds me of cigarette ashes, and concrete. If "brutalist dystopia" was a colour this would be it.
Load More Replies...Had To Post This Here. No One Has Respect For The Forbes 30 Under 30 🤣
Forbes 30 under 30 is legitimately a JOKE. Among the recent entries, there were Sam Bankman-Fried and Caroline Ellison (2021 and 2022; Crypto scammers), Martin Shkreli (2013; Pharma Bro, security fraudster), Obinwanne Okeke (2016; Nigerian con artist, the man behind a significant share of world's online frauds), Charlie Javice (2019; fraud combo master: security, wire and bank, plus conspiracy), James O’Keefe (2012; far-right journalist, busted for making up "news" and entrapment operations against opponents, as well as trespass, misuse of funds, and other allegations), Elizabeth Holmes (adjacent lis in 2015, the Theranos scammer), Billy McFarland (2016, the guy behind Fyre Festival), Trevor Milton (adjacent list, 2020, the fraudster behind the Nikola truck), Cody Wilson (2014, creator of 'ghost guns' and p*do s*x offender)
According to Chris Bakke, tech entrepreneur: "The Forbes 30 Under 30 have been arrested for frauds and scams worth over $18.5B" On average, one to two of each year's lists in the last 15 years have been indicted for some serious crime.
Load More Replies...The post in general, or the tip about the cold showers at - presumably - 4:40? 😜
Load More Replies...Okay I’m Not Gunna Lie… The Comment On This Photo Made Me LOL 😂☠️
And she shouldn't be holding onto a chair that way if she doesn't want to wrench her back.
“If you’ve got decent genetics, you’re a decent coach and have a grasp of marketing, you can unlock a very good income selling workouts and training plans. So maybe you take a little bit of testosterone to get a little leg up, and suddenly you’re getting compliments at the gym and posting record lifts on Instagram,” Smith explains.
“Surely a bit of human growth hormone couldn’t hurt? OK, business is now at an all-time high; followers are coming up to you and asking about reps and sets. You’ve dug yourself a hole that is hard to get out of. What do you do now? Tell your audience you’re on steroids?”
Reminded Me Of Laura…
I have four kids. None of them has ever had an IPad. This is because we cannot afford four IPads, as we have four kids. They have Kindles instead.
Oh yes. I remember, as a teen, saying to my mates "I will NEVER do that to my kids" hahaha. Little did I know.
Load More Replies...Kids do both. I watched cartoons all morning then went out on my bike with friends
There are some youngish kids who play outside in my neighborhood often. I used to think this was a good sight, until I noticed the parents didn't check on them and a lot of their games involve finding bricks, breaking them everywhere, and then distributing the sharp broken pieces around other people's yards and driveways. 🤦♀️
If you know where the parents live, let them know.
Load More Replies...Just Going To Leave This Here…
Um no. Its way more complicated then that. I know a few people who have/had an eating disorder and its NOT the 'oh i should loose five pounds and have a happy life beside that'- thing. The people I know have been affected with trauma, anxiety- disorders, self - hate. And these are only people I know. PLEASE stop talking about it like its that easy thing.
That isn't what this is saying? It's saying how horrible social media is for nutrition, because it's easy to go down the wrong hole. It's easy to start comparing yourself to others and dig yourself deep because of unrealistic beauty standards and people who edit their looks for fame.
Load More Replies...I Had To Bring This Here…
I have to admit I'm glad tall and thin was the look when I was young. I look like a boy next to many of the current crop.
The problem is, it does hurt people. Followers who trust their favorite creators might push themselves to the brink trying to achieve the same look, or sink into despair comparing themselves to a lifestyle that was never real in the first place.
Loool
$0.0011, or 0.11 cents. I'm rounding off the earth's population to 8 billion.
Load More Replies...Immediately Thought Of This Sub 💀
To Literally All The Wellness Fitfluencers That Stalk This Page…
And the numbers reflect this pressure.
A 2022 survey from social enterprise Better found that 23% of men and 42% of women “rarely” or “never” feel body confident.
A smaller study in 2024 went further, showing that heavy social media users who constantly liked and commented on content were less satisfied with their bodies and more likely to feel negatively about their appearance.
Obgyn I Found Via Igfamousbydana Posting About Influencers And Their Weird Obsession With Telling People To Go Off Of Birth Control 😀
I didn't have a period for 6 years due to my PCOS, and I went on BCP to force a period, and 2 years later got pregnant with my son. I was infertile for 10 years before that.
You guys have grown up with practical birth control. You're lucky. When I first attained puberty, the "best" recommended birth control was an aspirin, held firmly between the knees.
"Birth control is bad for fertility" is kind of the point, innit? Like, take the pill to not get pregnant.
These morons claim it's gonna damage your fertility even after you stop taking them. An old claim that's been debunked a whole bunch of times but just keeps coming back
Load More Replies...‘The Heat Is Unbearable’ But Let Me Take My Huskies For A Walk On The Hot Concrete. Does This Girl Have Any Actual Brain Cells?
On days that were over 22C, our husky was walked before 8am, and after 8pm. If she needed to relieve herself, she ran into the garden, did her business, and ran back. Before taking her out for a walk, we'd stand barefoot on the sunny pavement. If it was too hot for the human, it was too hot for the dog. Even when the pavement was cool enough, we'd always find ways to walk her in the shade.
I'm not a dog owner and not from the US, so serious question: is it illegal or something to let the dogs walk on the grass right beside the concrete? Because that's the first thing I'd do (IF I went out with them). Most people I know (with one dog, though) let them walk at their side, not necessarily in front.
Load More Replies...IMO dog breeds that were bred for cold climates shouldn't be allowed in hot climates. Poor doggos.
I Feel Like This Belongs Here 😂
The only thing that influences my life is a job and the weather
Load More Replies...Once you fall down that rabbit hole, the cycle is addictive: endless videos promising “abs in 5 days” or “the workout that will change everything.”
In reality, muscle takes time to build. As personal trainer Dan Roberts, who has coached actors and Broadway performers, notes, suddenly packing on huge amounts of it is usually a red flag that it wasn’t done naturally.
I Say This Over And Over
Haha yeah the photoshop fails are killing me.
Load More Replies...Not floored at all.That's ALL I assume about these narcissistic money grubbers.
One of the problems with influencers is that there are no professional standards and no requirements, so it's essentially impossible to sort out the real from the chaff. If there were standards and they had to actually take responsibilities it wouldn't be the Wild West out there
Influencers are useless people with huge egos and too lazy to work!
Y’all I Feel Like This Belongs Here 💀
Megsquats Keeping It Real
Then there’s the whole “grind culture” mentality—the idea that pushing yourself until you collapse somehow proves your dedication. Some influencers glorify the pain, but experts say pain is not the badge of honor it’s made out to be.
The idea that you’re extremely sore after your workout isn’t a reliable indicator that the workout has been effective, explains Lisa Keer, NBC-HWC, CEC. Real pain signals something is wrong. Mild discomfort that fades is normal, and Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness (DOMS) just means you pushed past your current limits. Over time, less soreness actually shows progress, not failure.
So instead of chasing soreness or someone else’s highlight reel the focus should be on safe, steady growth. Progressive overload, where you gradually increase weight, reps, or intensity, ensures real improvement without risking injury.
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Let's not exaggerate. 14 probably spelled s*x wrong.
Load More Replies...To Do A Photo Shoot At Your Dads Funeral Is Craaaazy
Christ on a bike, what kind of rampaging narcissist do you have to be to post a picture like that at a parent's funeral?!? That's some serious main character BS going on.
One who enjoys wearing a cocktail dress to their parent's funeral. "You look so cute, Sweetie!"
Load More Replies...Good grief, I mean that literally, she looks amazing. At my Dads funeral I imagine I looked like a bug eyed , red nosed snot fountain, but I’ll never really know for sure as I didn’t take any photos or look in any mirrors. Still missing you Dad 💕
You SHOULD look like a bug-eyed, red nosed snot fountain at the funeral of a loved one! Grief is a really important thing - we've lost someone really important to us. A cocktail frock and a coquettish smile is not appropriate.
Load More Replies...And yet still not as bad as the t**t who took a selfie with the dead person in the coffin.
If she catches her own reflection in that pond, they might as well start digging a new grave now.
Some people have no shame. The LAST thing I would have done at my dad's funeral was pose for a photo and smile. Disgusting.
First Thing I See This Morning On Ig💀
Smith believes real change can only happen if influencers are honest about what they’re doing to look the way they do and the risks that come with it. Roberts adds that shifting the perspective of fitness away from unattainable aesthetics and toward genuine health is what could truly help.
“When it comes to our health, there are so many actually proven things we can do to live longer, be happier, fitter, stronger,” Roberts says. “The good information is out there—we just have to look for it through all the noise and nonsense.”
When Influencers Completely Ignore Signs In Nature And Then Proudly Brag About It To Hundreds Of Followers. 🤬🤬
Does she see the signs Do Not Approach the Bison and go up to pet them?
Since she actually could ask for a more beautiful way to start autumn, why bother to enter a restricted area?
I once accidentally wandered into a "restricted hiking" spot and immediately met a rattlesnake. This influencer got lucky!
We need to stop effing around here, these people are beginning to endanger stuff.
Absolute Main Character Places A Newborn In Unsafe Environment
There cannot be a way a gym would allow this, right? Right?! Just looking at this picture, that tiny baby feels permanently exposed to countless dangers. The vulnerability is palpable.
My gym has a crèche for mothers to drop off their kids to while they workout. It’s not that uncommon.
Actually, Ally, The Adults Are Just Waiting For Their Morning Coffee
$3.50 is the current price for a banana and half an apple at the grocery store.
Load More Replies...wait a double crunch hazelnut syrup triple shot whipped cream frappe actually sounds b**b
Not Stephanie Buttermore Using The Exact Same Dented Alani Nu Can From Dec 28 And Pretending Like She’s Drinking It Today
Apparently I’m from another planet, because I’ve never heard of ‘Alani Nu’ or ‘Stephanie Buttermore.’ Seriously, who’s out here following her?!
Who the hell thinks that processed garbage is better than regular coffee, which is just a natural plant?
This is just a fancy-looking energy drink. Ingredients: Carbonated Water, Citric Acid, Taurine, Sodium Citrate, L-Theanine, Caffeine, Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Sucralose, L-Carnitine L-Tartrate, Potassium Sorbate (Preservative), Panax Ginseng Root Extract, Acesulfame Potassium, Niacinamide (Vitamin B3), Inositol, Glucuronolactone, D-Calcium Pantothenate (Vitamin B5), Salt, Natural Flavors, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), Guarana Seed Extract, Biotin, Cyanocobalamin (Vitamin B12). CONTAINS: 200mg of caffeine per 12 fl oz serving. Not Recommended for Children, People Sensitive to Caffeine, Pregnant Women or Women Who are Nursing. Daily caffeine consumption should be limited to approximately 400mg per day from all sources.*
Social Media Ain’t Worth Destroying Your Mental Health Over. It’s Mostly Fake!
Part of me wants the internet to shut down for a couple of months so these influencers would roll over on their backs and die like the roaches they are
Thought This Was Hilarious
Are you also one of those people who believe our uteruses will fly out in a car or train? Where is s*x-ed when you need it?!
I am trying to read your comment, but I ride a bicycle and as such I now have bicycle face and all the trimmings 😆 (whenever I head about the uteruses flying out it reminds me of the 'bikes are bad' stories too)
Load More Replies...Ou no my ovaries are gonna fly out!! From... my bellybutton? V****a? Trough my tissue/skin/clothes? How about all other organs? And talk about heavy metals! HM like Dimmu Borgir makes you worship satan 😅😅😅
Um, lady, thinks are pretty strongly attached in there. Take a biology course. At the very least, read a friggi' book!
Imagine Being Old And Someone Just Starts Sobbing At Your Existence
Imagine taking that moment and turning it into narcissism instead of helping him out.
Why would he need help though? Maybe he's just picky about bananas
Load More Replies...I tend to get suuper emotional during my PMS (I once cried because my teacher dissected a plant seed) but this is just ridiculous
So Reported Ba For Their Illegal Use Of The Paint Mines And Got A Reply Back From El Paso County Parks Dept
Who tf knows what this even is?? Good gods why do I even t read these stupid lists?!? 🤦🏻♂️
who knows, maybe go find another list you wish to read. :)
Load More Replies...The Dust Devil Pattern Looks Awfully Similar To My Cat 😂
The Infamous Greg On Twitter Got Him 🤣🤣
I came here to say that, his feed must be a gold mine. 😆😆😆
Load More Replies...So you turned several thousand dollars into a watch? Is that something to be proud of? My phone tells me the time and I have it with me all the time. Stopped wearing a watch when I got a cellphone over two decades ago. They're just silly man bracelets now.
I bought my first brand name product, a Coach watch I saw online and thought was cute. It shows up, and it's flimsy and light and cheap feeling, the watch face (which looked cute in photos) made it impossible to see the time accurately, and the metal band was so big that I could put it on over a closed fist. I returned it, that'll be the last time I buy brand name anything. To be clear, I didn't buy it because it was branded, I just thought it was cute..
Sometimes a higher price means quality... but not necessarily.
I'm reasonably sure Rolex put some hard work in their design and the hardware is good quality (again: I guess) - but I don't see myself getting any more or "better" time out of looking on their watches than any other - or indeed my mobile phone.
Load More Replies...Knew This Looked Familiar
When You Can’t Be Bothered To Write Your Own Caption
It’s…barely Bloated And Sticking Out. What A “Brave” Post Showing The Rest Of Us Women What’s Normal
I could be imagining things but the bars on that dog cage looked warped, like she's photoshopped her bloated tummy *smaller* for a post talking about it being ok to have a bloated tummy
Is that a dog cage? I assumed it was where she kept her kid if she had one.
Load More Replies...all women have a bump there to accomodate their uterus and intestines
Friendly reminder that REAL IBS gets you seats on public transport because you look 6 months preggers. I may or may not have taken advantage of this. On the flip side, I have also spared people the shame by not admitting I am just bloated and saying I'm just going a couple of stops but thank you.
Sitting down when bloated is uncomfortable too, so I'm glad no one thinks I've got more than an extreme beer belly going a those times. You know how it is, take a seat, either you can't breathe or your aß does a mega exhale
Load More Replies...I Love Her. That Is All
✨racist Check✨
Oh, you mean you have a grudge against Asian drivers for existing in the same universe as you? How dare they!
If My Husband To Be Shows Up In Khaki Shorts And Sneakers To Our Wedding Then Im Leaving Him At The Alter
My wedding was a costume party based on Firefly. My brother's was on Halloween where he was a werewolf and she was a vampire. As long as they're both on board with what they're wearing, why should any of us judge? It's not like he's getting married in a ratty undershirt and holey boxer briefs.
And s**t, if they're into ratty undershirts and holey boxer briefs, who are we to judge?
Load More Replies...I attended my father's last wedding in harem trousers and a dark angel shirt. In a church. Not even he was in a suit. Mind you, at #4, age 70, you no longer GAF.
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It is made of words, each of which I know.
Load More Replies...This Is The Kind Of Stuff That Makes Me Instantly Unfollow (Aliyiahjayy_)
It's 178g of chicken. Why all this fuss about how to get protein in. Chocolate bars, shakes, drinks, granola. Am I missing something? Why not eat actual protein and avoid ultra processed c**p protein"?
What is that stuff in the bowl on the right? It may be chicken, but it looks like freeze dried vaginas.
Stephanie Buttermore… Why Do You Keep Reusing Food Pics From A Year Ago? No One Is Forcing You To Post Your Food Every Day. She Did It Last Week Too
I don't know who any of these people are, and I don't want to know. I feel sorry for all the people desperate enough to fall for their BS>
Someone Get This Girl An Actual Job
A "regular work day" - I don't think this girls ever experienced that in her life 😂
It's 3:23 in the afternoon, of course the gym will be busy. Imagine a time of day when nobody wants to be up and doing squats, that's your sweet spot
Saw This On Twitter And Thought You'd All Find It Funny. Some People In The Comments Were Taking It Way Too Seriously 😂
Megsquats Spitting Facts 🗣️
It really is. A lot of those groups charge a LOT for sitting in a circle.
Load More Replies...Because Jesus something something Bible something St Paul something something.
Instantly Reminded Me Of This Vegan Bacon
There's no such thing as vegan bacon! Vegans can call it what they like, but it will never be bacon.
I Could Probably Still Fit In A Size Xs Oh Shut Up
I worked with a person who claimed to be a former model. She was pretty, but she groomed and primped herself all day long. She bragged about counting the calories in every bite she ate while modeling. Later, I learned that she had a young disabled son. She explained that she bound herself so tightly to hide her pregnancy that her child was born with permanent damage, but hey! She kept her figure, voila!
OMG. That's literally what Maupassant's Mother of Monsters did! That's horrifying.
Load More Replies...I do get how this could be bragging, but I also don't think it's necessarily bad. The person was asking a question about what size she's wearing, so if they're considering getting that brand then maybe it'll give sort of an idea of the brand's sizing and quality? It's a stretch but idk
Been Waiting For The Tea..makayla You Clearly Are A Homewrecker
I’m lost. Nothing makes sense. And seriously, are we actually supposed to know who the heck this "Makayla" is?
No idea who she is, either. Risking a whoosh: As far as I understand it "Makayla" posted in 2022 about a nice boat trip she was having (circled bottom right). She posted the same picture again some time (months? years?) later to reminisce about the nice time she had "with him" back then and has been having ever since - they are a couple now, and were already together in 2022. The post reached the wife (now presumably ex wife) of the man and for some reason or another the Ex wasn't too pleased at Makayla for enjoying a boat trip with Ex's husband and boasting about it while Ex herself was at home, caring for the house and dog, thinking hubby was working. The post is the Ex calling out Makayla as a home wrecker, as evidenced by her own posts and time stamps.
Load More Replies...Shut Up Mik
From her page: After surviving multiple eating disorders, trauma, and an a*****e relationship, I know what it’s like to feel like you don’t belong in your own skin.
Load More Replies...I worked at sea for years. 18+ hour days for months at a time. I'd never say some bs like this.
You can find all (+/-) that ails her here: https://www.reddit.com/r/gymsnark/comments/1566h2a/compiled_list_of_ailments_and_illnesses_mik_zazon/
Now THAT seems like it would be an exhausting read!
Load More Replies...Some Of You All Need To See This 😕
It’s The Guccis With Nike Ankle Socks For Me
Or the jacket sleeves much shorter than the shirt's. Or the unbuttoned shirt under the tie. Just wear a tracksuit and stop pretending
If trash tries to look like not-trash in all the rented "luxury" (wasteful) items they don't actually own.
Gucci loafers, Nike ankle socks and a toddler's suit... classy!
What am I looking at? Is she a part of Trump's cabinet? She has the made-up look of all the women in his administration, even his press secretary has this heavy makeup look
It looks like he's wearing his little brother's suit, and you're worried about the Nike socks?
Peptides Eh?
your t level is supposed to be low as a woman. 🤦♀️elevated levels lead to cystic acne, ovary cysts, weight gain, and facial hair.
Low, but not super low. While it is likely that she's lying to pass off using steroids, women still have a decent amount of testosterone.
Load More Replies...@megsquats Cracks Me Up
Straight Up Mean Girl Energy @millllirock
Man, it must SUCK to not have the plump baby photos for your BEFORE photos
When A Person Who Works From Home And Quite Literally Relies On Their Physique For Income Says Stuff Like This
Is It Just Me Or Is This Just The Saddest Of Bland Looking Meals?
Spices don't add enough carbs or calories to throw off your health game. Get some soy sauce or cumin or Tabasco onto your food here!
Not heard of these really low calories things called herbs and spices?
It might be bland looking, but it's not a bad meal. It just needs a veggie.
Well, those sweet potaterrrrs look like dried up carrots, so maybe they count?
Load More Replies...Maybe You Shouldn’t Be Tho… @dalalovesdumbbells
Well, you can just TRY hard enough and get rid of exuses, you know!..
Load More Replies...Ah yes, let's guilt women into doing something dangerous when they are at their most vulnerable. 🙄 I mean it's not like dehydration is a major issue when you're pregnant
Bîtch, I'm at least 30 years older than you and have multiple chronic medical conditions, including fibromyalgia. GFY.
I have fibromyalgia too, last time I tried a full on workout in the gym, I was in decent shape and didn't do anything too strenuous, and still managed to bring on a flare so bad I was in bed for 3 days.. now I just walk and do my yoga.. I'm fat, but at least I'm mobile..
Load More Replies...I actually don't want to work out in your garage in your 9th month of pregnancy, though. Today, or any day. It's ridiculous enough that you do.
Why
2.5 Hrs Work = Monday Is *so Filled* @rachell_price
Like posing for insta photos isn't hard work?!
Load More Replies...Does She Expect People Who Work At Local Bakeries To Know Who She Is/Follow Her??? Sorry You’re Not A Celebrity…
Congratulations! You bought the last almond croissant! Do you really think the minimum wage girl behind the counter gives a sh*t?! A sale is a sale. And you have some serious main character syndrome happening
So Out Of Touch With Reality. Throwing A Blazer Over A Club Dress Does Not Make It Business Casual, And Hr Would S**t A Brick If Someone Wore This To An Office 💀
Basically
Hands Down The Most Obvious Bought-But-Trying-To-Convince-Everyone-It’s-Built Ever Seen 😂😵💫 (Kim K Incase Ya Didn’t Know LOL)
You know what makes a good butt exercise? Walking up a hill. I've lived at the top of a short but steep hill for 6 years, and walking up it a minimum of 5x/week has done wonders for my glutes.
Stairs. Stairs are also good. Just don’t take the elevator if you’re only going a couple of floors
Load More Replies...This!!!!!!! Mad Respect To The Both Of Them
"Not that I feel obligated to share with you guys"... sorry, can you help me find my eyes? They rolled right out of my sockets
I Would Be So Frustrated As An Employee To See My Boss Post On Social Media Like This
The Influencer Concern Du Jour
Who The Hell Takes Time Out Of Their Day To Publicly Blast A Minimum Wage Employee To Their Followers? She’s A Freaking Clown
And when your brief influencer career falls apart because you are a massive condescending b***h, you can have her job.
Haters Will Say It's Photoshopped
Nah totally not shopped, that rubber mat that's bending, that's factory standard right?
We Get It: You're So Much Better Than The Rest Of Us Lazy Folks
And if you believe that, there's this nice bridge in Brooklyn I can get you a good deal on.
You know I have a beach house In Arizona and it's for sale.
Load More Replies...I mean, it's not even that much different from a normal person's life, just that we go to work, not to the gym (or have family instead of gym), and go to the pub instead of therapy. I journal in the morning and yes, admittedly, I use my phone after 8 pm. That must make all the difference. :D
Joey Swoll Ragequit
Backstory, When Hulk Hogan Passed away Joey posted a picture of himself in a costume at the gym from years ago (Before all the allegations against Hulk Hogan came out). He was just paying his respects to the family. Queue the mountain of haters who jumped on the post and accused him of horrible things in attempt to damage his reputation and discredit him in an attempt to get him cancelled. He did take a break from socials for a little while but realised that the vast majority of people realised that the minority we're just clutching at straws for something to get him cancelled.
I’m Just Going To Leave This Here…
I’d rather have the aliens than the Christians. At least the aliens aren’t pretending to be something they’re not
Load More Replies...Absolutely nothing... Except that this person used to brand themselves as a fitness influencer I believe.
Load More Replies...Here’s Stephanie Buttermore (Claire) Recycling Old Content Again. Peep The Old Profile Pic From Back In March 2021 In The Left Pic. Why?!
Who is snarknbark and why are they obsessively screenshotting and trawling through Stephanie Buttermore's food pics? Like, she needs to be called out, but this is giving stalker vibes
Why Do We Need Know????
I"m not sure, but think this is the "tired" person who just knows that no one else has been as fatigured as she is, etc etc.
Alexia Clark
okay, i guess she just wants to lose her d**n teeth, then?
This is an honest question and not necessarily related to this post. What has happened to humans, in general? Husband and I have had our own companies since 2016 and they are very public; we need customers/clients. The change I’ve seen the last few years is terrifying! Some days I sit in our store and honestly think I’m on hidden camera because what I’m witnessing is completely whack! Either people seem high, and erratic, as kites or they appear more like zombies and just stare into oblivion. This is not saying I’m 100% normal because I’m not, but I like to think that I can at least fake some sense of normality outside my house.
we've been dangerously whacked since Covid. It was weird before, but that's about the time of the sea change.
Load More Replies...OMG, why did I read this whole thing?! I don't think I understood most of it 😫
You forgot one more option on the survey -- "I just want to punch them."
This is an honest question and not necessarily related to this post. What has happened to humans, in general? Husband and I have had our own companies since 2016 and they are very public; we need customers/clients. The change I’ve seen the last few years is terrifying! Some days I sit in our store and honestly think I’m on hidden camera because what I’m witnessing is completely whack! Either people seem high, and erratic, as kites or they appear more like zombies and just stare into oblivion. This is not saying I’m 100% normal because I’m not, but I like to think that I can at least fake some sense of normality outside my house.
we've been dangerously whacked since Covid. It was weird before, but that's about the time of the sea change.
Load More Replies...OMG, why did I read this whole thing?! I don't think I understood most of it 😫
You forgot one more option on the survey -- "I just want to punch them."
